Sir Battlefield Bad Company 2 edition
Why does it feell like living in the UK is like living in a house that hasn’t been decorated in 20 years?I feel like living in the UK is like living in a house that hasn’t been decorated for 20 years. It’s not completely falling apart. It’s still livable and It’s definitely better than having nothing. But at the same time everything just feels tired.The walls could do with repainting. The kitchen works, but it’s outdated. The garden exists, but it’s overgrown. You’re washing dishes by hand while all the other houses have a dishwasher. And the crazy part is when you first bought the house 20–30 years ago, it was one of the best on the street. Proper sought after. Everyone rated it. But now when you look around, it feels like the houses that weren’t as good back then have all been upgraded and yours has just been left behind.They seem to have renovated, modernised and invested while yours has just been maintained enough to keep going. And because you haven’t invested in modern upgrades, even the basics feel more expensive. Heating costs more. Repairs cost more. Day-to-day living feels less efficient than it should be. To top it off it somehow feels like you’re spending more on your house than the people down the street, and when it comes to actually buying the same things, they seem to get better deals and bettert valueBut i'm told im not allowed to complain because technically I still have a house. Still have a garden. Still have running water. A lot of people would trade places with me instantly.But it doesn’t stop it feeling like things have just been left to drift for years without any real improvement.Will this house ever be refurbished?
a great edish, we will save this one for laterx
howl
ohmydays
Total Battlefield Victory
any lurker man inthink this is my first post of 2026
the eternal janny
sick to fucking bastard death of being chided by the liberal media for the crime of being a man
>>220326931chatgpt ahh
>>220326931Wasnt worth posting the first time
>>220326917This game was so much fun, I loved piloting the helicopter with all my teammates on the minigunsLots of good times were had ;_;
>>220327199Why does it look like they just fucked in the broom closet
he's lost his mind
>>220326931>Why does it feell like living in the UK is like living in a house that hasn’t been decorated in 20 years?The answer is socialist policies where people now expect the government to pay for everything. Civic pride or nationalism is actively discouraged, even litter picking isnt allowed unless you pay accident insurance and complete 5 forms in triplicate. Councils have no money for infrastructure or future investment theyre too busy paying for social care
>>220327199was just now watching the episode where jerry and george leer at a 15 year old girl's cleavage
a 3 dayer for that? janmanonamadone
>>220327238someone got a 3 dayer yesterday for a 'nobody: rorke:' post
The birds singing over the traffic noise at my newly purchased first home on a noisy main road this morning
soon be time for egg and bacon and soss
>>220327270Not very diverse
>>220327238got a 3 dayer for a post that was like 'doing a poo'
>>220327255good. rorke and leftypol posting has got out of hand and is tiresome now. was tolerable, if a bit shit when it was a couple of threads a day with it in, but now it's literally half of every fucking thread.
>>220326917>knife only serverstake me back
>>220327238got a 3 dayer for "troll posts" simply for using the word "trolling" in my post
elucidating a poo
>>220327289it's funny
got the gary eats onx
>>220327302wtf
my favourite gimmick is that psycho who thinks every single rorke post is done by a pakistani woman
>>220327270Morning has broken Like the first morning Blackbird has spokenLike the first bird
>>220327270Love the sound of the sparrows chirping away in the garden.
>>220327337Yeah he's a rare bird. I believe he also thinks they're elderly women, an important addition.
i should very much like to extend the warmest greetings to the lovely people of /brit/
Need Emma Watson to blast my nostrils with smelly girl gas.
think I'm allergic to catsthat's alright I don't have cats
>>220327381um hix
>>220327381good morning lad x
>>220327376the horizon calls him>>220327381Gooden morgen mate x
>>220327393hiiiiiiiiiiiiii <3>>220327402helloouuuuuuu <3>>220327391just say no, allergies cannot legally enter your body without your consent>>220327408good morning cutie
>>220327422:3
>>220327414it's borderline
tempted to buy a rolex lads
>>220327376Id like to live in instanbul. Only if im a millionaire though
>Id like to live in instanbul
sometimes I think about suicide but then I think nah I'd better not cause my family would be sad
moshe rosenbaum shekelblatt heimstein bergowitz on a mad one
>>220327474i would be sad too
lets all be nice and beautiful to each otherlike the beautiful german who is like a lovely flowerx
willy's poking out of me jocks x
>>220327499
>>220327514>willy's poking out of me jocks xthe perfect opportunity to play whack-a-mole
>>220327516xx
off for my incel walk, may purchase a snack while im out
>>220327536something sweet?
>>220327527shut up hans go make us lads some schnitzel
>>220327560dont be rude to him
my youtube algorithm is in a sorry state man just wave after wave of dogshit. Don't even give me that crap about thew New For You tab it's the same sorry shite. There needs to be a Get It All Fucked Off button that resets everything to zero like just fucking put me back on square zero with Mr Beast videos and Spiderman vs Elsa slop or whatever they're showing new accounts so I can find my way out the weeds
it egg bacon and soss time
>>220327569i have to use like 4 browser extensions to make it usable
>>220327474i think about it too, but then remember i love my odious freakcel incel dogshit bigoted chud life. also would miss posting racism on the internet. god plenty of decades of that to come
>>220327569i'm sick of astroturfed "live streamers" who appear from no where, obviously backed by some (((schemers))) for reasons
just done a bubbly fart that tickled my bum cheeks haha
>Spiderman vs Elsa slopnaaaaa unc thinks its 2017 :skull:
>>220327628you mean it isn't 2017??*looks out the window*my god... the future...
>>220327584name 3 of them
>>220327641it not right
i liek twains :3
need a gf who will let me lick her butt hole
>>220327649sponsorblock, unhook, subscription list view
>>220327549i always get a meal deal during my incel walkssometimes grab some cinnamon buns if i fancy
>>220327658feels like last week to me, i remember specifically in 2017 i got sick from some class i was attending at the time and i kept spamming that i was "feeling a bit crook" here, to be honest i still feel a bit crook
Hey neighbors, is it true that your muslims are trying to take over the green party because green is the color of islam?
>>220327466Its pretty cosmopolitan and secular
>>220327710fun fact: 'cow-eyed' used to be a compliment to women
>>220327806Doe eyed sounds nicer tho
Poo eyed shart
>>220327806the word "wally" is derived from "wall-eyed", a derogatory term used to describe spackers with eyes facing in different directions
i don't mind the cost of buying drugs but the process of buying drugs is such a fucking hassle, they should just legalise them so i can simply nip down to woolies and scan them at the self checkout and go home
>>220327816I agee, but cow-eyed was associated with Hera and was supposed to be used for mature women
Tried to make me go to rehab and I said 'okay, that sounds like a good idea'
dropped my steamdeck when i was steaming last nighthavent assessed the damage yet
>>220327845I shop at colesbet I can piss further than you
>>220327158no course not we're all so important dozens MUST see our drivel
a cow-eyed woman
>>220327921i think she's beautiful
Few things make me cringe more than when I see in the comments of a clip from a film or telly programme that is satirical or dystopian something like: 'how did they le predict this!!!!!'. IT WAS HAPPENING THEN TOO FUCKING RETARD!
remember these
Sikhs are bro tier
>>220327935fosyeg
>>220327935ok
bbcposting should cause an instant permaban
>>220327931what does the match do i thought the hammer hitting the cap makes the bang and smoke
>>220327872never realised how grim that song actually is especially considering that she died of an overdose
>>220326917reminder to r*port the parasites dogshit posts because you dont have to suffer it and you can get rid of it to make your community better
>>220327961good postsadly it is 'board culture' to make such posts
report the pawasite
>>220327970sad life that bint had, mad to think she was only famous 8 years before dying
>>220327853But Hera was an absolute bitch
>>220327913the trick is to pinch the base of your knob and let the pressure build up
the mouse has woken up for another day in his stinking, repulsive, subhuman life
r*port the parasite because it annoys him and he deserves it, if nothing else remember that YOU dont have to suffer through it, that he deserves to lose this place and that it is just a parasite trying to fight to keep posting, whatever he says
>>220328010horsenonce meltdown
>>220328010that won't do anything, I run this thread
mousey breeding and backshots
everybody laugh at the parasite freak that cant do better with his posting or in his shit life that hasnt improved in the last 10 years, cant improve, trying to say shit to keep posting (he cant do any better), saying things like "I am gonig to have a meltdown and.... and shit up the thread!" when he gets r*ported instead of just being a better poster because he cant do that
>>220328043you're running on borrowed time, I own this general
imagine actually needing rehab though. I've knocked multiple daily drug habits on the head cold turkey. If you actually want to stop then you just stop, it's that easy. Yes there is a period of unpleasantness but that's part of the deal.these rehab centres are for people who need to give the appearance of doing something about their drug addiction. In exchange for a hefty fee, the person can say they're "in rehab". If you really wanted to stop drugs, you would.
Is the parasite spaino?
>>220328043has your life improved in the last 10 years
>>220328010want to team up and kill him? you found out where he lives and i'll break in through his window at night while he is sleeping and slash his throat
>>220328054its whoever mousenonce doesnt like
reminder to do your civic duty and r*port the parasite if he is a mod or janny then he should get fired and you can do that and get rid of him
did an order from sainos yesterday via the 'roosaid a few items didn't arrive when in fact they did for a cheeky refund
how the FUCK was 2019 7 years ago, doesn't sit right with me
>>220328053Or maybe they're for people who aren't as mentally strong as you
>>220328067sir yes sir general mousey
is this an average british couple?
>>220328074I'm willing to accept this because it paints me in a good light.
cooking a egg
>>220328078yh
>>220327969its called a chinese wispa just a pointless trick they chuck in at the beginning to keep you from scrolling away
>>220328078It's a common one, more common is to see that kind of bint with a tall and fat but handsome lad.
>>220328078on council estates, yeah
>>220328055FYI to the thread, these posts (and the "pawas*te parasitic avatarfaggotry) come out of the people like herpernoncefaggot and the like, and that is who is typing that from behind the screenit isnt a "gotcha" its a genuine cope that they have, and they do it from their smeggy bedroom they have for their shitty subhuman life
playing mario kart with mousey whoever loses has to give head (i won every race)
Laugh and grow fat!
reminder that asking people to report others is against the rules
>>220328091mad
101 seconds from mousey's first post to someone triggering him into a melty. That has to be a new world record.
reminder to r*port 3 of the parasites posts this thread to get rid of him. you dont deserve to suffer this shitter and he doesnt deserve this placebye >>220328131parasite projection
got bar rescue on
>>220328131toby melty speedrun any%
>>220328131well hes had a melty in his first post before but idk with thats a different category
dad found the chastity cage omdz
>>220328093tricked by a chinaman into looking at a flame im no better than a caveman or a moth
Crippled little rata
leftypols da putting him in a chastity cage
>>220328149state of your life
Billy Connolly is funny
There's still some 60,000 African pygmies, about 4 foot tall, who live in the Congo rainforests.They worship the forest as their God(ess), file their teeth into sharp points, and cover their bodies in ritual ash.They have stone age technology and no writing but their music is highly complex and polyrhythmic, technically on part with the advanced European music theory.Life expectancy varies from tribe to tribe but is between 24-49 years.They have long been kept as slaves (10% of pygmies today are slaves), and that are hunted by other Africans for food, since they often aren't considered human.When a tribe member dies they'll sing mourning songs, scream and shout for days without stopping - since they believe the forest God(ess) must be asleep, or else it would've protected them from any harm.In 2002-3 almost half the pygmy population was murdered, raped, and cannibalised in a genocide called "Effacer la tableau" by congolese militias.Next time you face a difficulty in life, pause and think of the pygmies.
>>220328163back in the day maybe, he's a vegetable now
>>220328143i like when he rages over bad food desu
>>220328160leftypol's granda coming round to his house without his (surgically removed) willy shouting at leftypol's da: "you're too soft on that boy letting him wear that"
egg
rorke circumsizing himself for israelleftypol cutting his penis clean off because he thinks hes a woman
right well the west is killing itself isnt it
>>220328177s
love when you make a woman laugh and she leans her head back and opens her mouth fully and you see the top of her palatereminder that if that happens, asking her out is likely to get a yes, trust mehad sex twice me , TWICE
>>220328163>>220328173https://youtu.be/e_0FyHwwnI4
>>220328171Ah, forgot about that
Iran wasnt even the right type of muslim country that was causing all the trouble. fell for it again award
giving my nose a good pick
Can we please stop with all the racist chud incel shit and everyone desperately trying to make funny gimmick posts because they're desperate for (you)s as their only form of socialization Why don't you have a polite, respectful and intellectually stimulating conversation instead?
>>220325159perhaps we could learn something from them after all...
the Straight of Homer Bimpson
>>220328229IM NOT A PAKI WOMAN!!!
>>220328229POO!
>>220328229just talk to your mates
intellectually stimulating my willy with my hand iykwim
still undecided as to whether i'm going to spend this week's drug budget on opioids or benzoson one hand, opioids feel way better, on the other hand i don't get as many side effects from benzos
>>220328206Bet one of the actors he named was Peter O'Toole
Think I'm dyingTired af but not been able to sleep for 48 hours
horse
what's the legality of buying a big telly for the world cup then returning it after the world cup?
>>220328257grow up
>>220328267no, lad!
rorke taking a payday loan to buy the new fifa
aussie spambot going mental today
It's not real None of it's realThis isn't realityThis world is an illusion
eating a egg
>>220328313true
>>220328313false
>>220328265Have a couple of pints to nod off?
>>220328313https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsffxGyY4ck
the lads
>>220328318eaten two crumpets
>>220328350me on the right
thinking leftypol thoughts while watching rorke porn
This is what Britain used to be about
>>220328337ktim without the k
>>220328362honse
>>220328362hoerse
16km runtoil done13km easy + 3km HM pacefeeling strong and sexy!
just one of those days
gm umpuppies
>>220328181poo and megapoo on the right
young nephew was watching harry potter and when hagrid appeared he pointed at the screen and said [my first name] haha
>>220328401hi umbunny
>>220328181appreciate you cutting some chives to make it look nice
comprehend non-duality
run wanker loves his gallops
>>220328401ummers x
>>220328434>>220328440
>>220328449little fag
If I was a trannard I'd probably obsess over and want to look like Dua Lipa
wonder if girls at the gym will ever start dressing like this again
>>220328449donkeberg
>>220328456s
>>220328463for me it's ariana grande
you are both the observer and the actor, the lion and the antelope
yous doing anything for easter next weekend then?
>>220328449
>>220328446>>220328456
sir peter on the ball as per
>>220328480becoming god
>>220328488bro just needs to let that shit go
...and you're telling me the little donkey carried both Mary and Joseph, all the way from Egypt to Bethlehem???
>>220328488People don't realise that Peter is a master troll. It's few and far between, but you can occasionally see him smirking on interviews sometimes. He's a master baiter.
>>220328506yeah the little fag carried the king all the way
thread themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWoYy4Ah81s
Both Trump and Starmer are non-Jews with Jewish children
ktim
>>220328555>naturally autistic physiognomyhello I'm Kay Timmers
>>220328555genuinely look like this
I look like this
Thoughts on this quote from Reggie Yates?>The thing that makes it great about this new generation of artists is that they ain’t signing to majors.>They’re independent, they’re not managed by some random fat Jewish guy from north west London, they’re managed by their brethren.https://archive.is/1WmY1
>>220328585God help you x
>>220328589looks like he wouldn't mind being bossed around by the bredrin you get mesugar in his tank. Sweet as a sugar plum.
>>220328555wankrd to her nudes many a time
>>220328488Daylight saving is a good idea, it means you can be outside on summer evenings for longer, before it gets dark.
I'm literally trans and have been posting here years lol
>>220328618ktim
>>220328362gravelord horse-o
I'm glad the high street is dying. Anyone that remembers it at its peak remembers it was a miserable experience and nobody liked working in retail
>>220328642
Haven't seen rorke attend a single one of my community litter picking days. In fact it's probably his rubbish that I'm picking up. The only presence of Rorke I've seen are his wind-tattered soggy polyester Chinese made flags flopping around at half mast
>>220328662
£60 aquarium, £40 drinks and little plushes and ornaments, £20 food after. £40 arcade £40 go kart, £50 food. More like £250 but that’s not including travel and just the effort I put in haircuts etc. roughly£300
>>220328650why do redditors overfeed animals and think it's funny
been to the beach 3 days in a row and more than half the people there were chinese or brown, the west has fallen
>>220328683I think you need to see a doctor, young man. You need help
>>220328684
>>220328688looks healthy to me
rorke bringing a backpack full of laminated diagrams to the pub
>>220328685have you considered not buying an aquarium every time you go out
>>220328697olives have loads of calories in them, one olive has enough calories to feed a cat for a day
expect to see these images posted again and again for the next few months despite getting no (You)s
>>220328701lamingtons you say? don't mind if i do
i will now consult the /brit/ rationing committeei am off monday and tuesday, and would like to have some beersi have 6 500ml, 5% beersi do not have any additional alchol, nor can i acquire morehow would YOU ration this boozetoil?
>>220328695
>>220328662could never be a tranny me cause i got a cranium like this
another pub shut down in southampton. place might as well die, fucking shit hole wouldnt look out of place in the north
I do find obese cats cute and funny, though I know its terrible and would never overfeed one.
>>220328721
>>220328704Idk what to do anymore, Took her out and I felt like everything went well. Payed for everything £150 each date, Planned decently, and was confident and funny. Made an effort to look good. Fresh haircuts both times. I don’t bloody get it.
cat eating olives outside my window goign UUGH UUGH UUGH
>>220328710alright professor olive
rorke littering and trashing his own town then blaming migrants for it being a shit hole
>>220328713its acts as psychologically pressure that will ultimately lead to you getting sectioned.
giving the catberg an olive
chuck's fuck and suck, formerly rorke's
>>220328734too fat
When was the last time rorke cleaned the front of his house?
leftypol saying that swan pie is a british delicacy actually
giving the catberg a little kiss on the head
haha it do be like that dont it. why is leftymong so demented?
fingering the cats arsehole
>>220328769
>>220328743Yeah well I'm not going to apologise for understanding food and nutrition so you can fuck off
>its acts as psychologically pressure
>>220328748This is LITERALLY my town except it's a 95% white town that they still blame on migrants somehow. There's no helping lower class Brits I'm afraid. Lowest of the low.
>>220328770Bet this is hilarious if you're a boomer /pol/ user back in 2016
>>220328777Rorke's idea of bonding
>>220328792well you still do it to this day so its quite contemporary
>>220328734https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MiQFpCdZLKU
75 rorke posts a day btw
Every day the universe rapes me in worse and worse waysReality is a test why external entities torture me with increasing intensity over time to see how much I can takeNone of you are even real you're just p-zombies created to aid in the illusion and torment
rorke on a normal one this sunday afternoon
genuinely MENTAL how many of you take rorke / leftypol posting seriously and get hurt feelings over it
The Romans were right about British people
rorke keeping a tally of rorke posts in his smeggy bedroom
>>220328827it's fucking overdone and boring
>>220328804Only it's the right who cries about trans people and pronouns and people mocking charlie kirk or billionaires or Israel isn't it?
>>220328827i mainly do rorke posts for two reasons1. rorke is a funnier name and rolls of the tongue better than 'leftypol'2. rorkes get more upset by the jokes
my bedroom's not smeggy! you take that back! i cleaned it!!
another victim of woke
Got a "divine arsehole" rating on Grindr this morning. Shall be expecting an uptake in visits this week :)
>>220328827it genuinely is actually mentalrorke and leftypol think hitler and lenin are smiling down on them as they defend their honour on /briy/
Going to commit suicide now. Bye.
>>220328827brings my so much joy to have a rorkepost set someone off
>>220328848mate trannies kill themselves all the time over chuds not accepting them, what are you talking about
>>220328866rorke's da starting a support group for the parents of trannards called No Dixons
>>220328874dont x
lamb wearing a nappythe worlds gone mad!
when's easter this year
Rorke can never decide if leftypol is a centrist liberal Hillary Clinton fan or a radical communist terrorist or anywhere in-between
>>220328888sceamguh
>>220328897that's me!!
he gets so defensive when you bring up his rorke OCD
that hour less of sleep has done me right up my soft pink arsehole
>>220328888good one
>>220328897UM x
>>220328885Look at the young male suicide rate
lambypops
>>220328897more woke bollocks
bacon, egg, hash browns, tin of beans, cuppathat will do me nicely thank you very much
>>220328920leftymong never did understand per capita
>>220328935oh shut up
>>220328902No matter how much leftypol puts on an act, he can always be tricked into voting for neoliberals by the media saying we need to le stop le fascism o algo
>>220328897Rorke wants to eat that lamb for supper to show leftypol the "harsh realities" of lifeLeftypol adopting a vegan diet
>>220328953bet this sounded really funny in your head
Get it made.
>>220328974Triggered?
leftypol doing a poororke squeezing his lil bum cheeks outside the door
ive made it
rorke separating his light and dark clothes for the washing machine even though most modern clothes don't need that (he doesn't have modern clothes, he shops at British Heart Foundation)
combative today, arent' we lads?
>>220328998you've never done your own washing in your life
i invented that gimmick btw
2000 posts a month
Leftypol talking to his houseplants
WHERE IS IT THEEEEEEEEN
There's only one rorkeposter
>>220329026no one cares nigga
i made it but im not linking it
>>220328748you are literally sat there thinking about the other side thinking about being racist>>220328787hope the 5% reads this and pozzes your asshole like you want
we're not even close to page 8 thoughbeit
Cared enough to reply didn't you
>>220329081I win
janman got em shook, better make a new he likes, you don't want a 3 dayer
the funny thing is he thinks nobody knows hes scottish but he's outed himself as one with the words he uses
>>220329094new rorkposter lore
>>220329090I'll day your 3, err
>>220329105[Speech 4/23]
poo sneeding
rorke saying a dinnae ken lad down the barras
>>220329094You're genuinely very stupid if you think it's all one person
Say goodbye to the yanks while you can. Trumps sending them to die for israel soon
and every time his autism and OCD is mentioned he says:>>220329128
avoiding eye contact with the postcount
kinoplex soon. to watch How To Make A Killing. don't think it will be very good
i've made the new
we don't need a new
i have NOT made the new
i made the new its on the log not linking it DOE
永远的轮椅上的中国人
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