>escape the Yugoslavian wars unscathed>antagonize all of your neighbors because you refuse to be Bulgarian>African tier economy, no tourism, no history>huge Albanian minority to cater to>meanwhile neighboring Albania went from the poorest country in the world to an acceptable Mafia shitholeWhat's next for North Macedonia?
For me, it's moving to Norway with my Bulgarian passport
Ehrm sweaty it's called Macedonia
>umm no you can't enter this union because your name is actually greek!>umm no you can't do this because your chruch is actually serbian!>umm no you can't get investment from this because your language is actually bulgarian!>wtf why are these albanians so poor?
>>220327277I think North Macedonia is one of the three most delusional countries on earth.North Macedonia, Azerbaijan and Israel all have made up deranged national histories.
>>220327336>umm no you can't enter this union because your name is actually greek!DAS RITEPaeonia will be forcibly HELLENIZED
>>220327277We should affirm their self identification as ancient Macedonians actually, they're fine people, they should just learn Greek already. Not annex them though, keep them separate for the casinos in Yevyeli.>>220327354As far as schizophrenic countries with entire academic departments for making up history to LARP, add India/Pakistan, Ukraine and Indonesia
>>220327354Quick rundown on Azerbaijan?
>>220327824https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Falsification_of_history_in_Azerbaijanhttps://www.aaas.org/resources/high-resolution-satellite-imagery-and-destruction-cultural-artifacts-nakhchivan-azerbaijan
>>220327354i think ukraine tops all of them
>>220327277They have some tourism. Ohrid is really nice.>>220327354From IRL experience I have to tell you it's true. I casually made a joke about Alexander the great speaking Greek (his tutor was Aristotle ffs) and I almost got jumped. They're extremely sensitive. Everyone knows they are just south Bulgaria but let them have their larp.
>>220327277They should just join Greece. Alexander was probably Slavic anyway, I once hooked up with a twink on Grindr who looked exactly like Alexander, he had this wavy ash blonde hair and blue eyes. This phenotype is pretty much nonexistent in Greece, I have no idea how they can deny the Slavic descent of Alexander the Macedonian
>>220327824>mixed Caucasian/Persian/Turkic ancestry>somehow LARP as all of them simultaneously depending on who they want to ethnically cleanse today
>>220327478>>220327915Macedonia, Azerbaijan and Israel make India, Pakistan and Ukraine look perfectly sane.
>>220327277>you refuse to be Bulgariancan you blame them though?>>220327327kek
>>220328515>Ukraine>perfectly sanethey are pissing on their grandparents achievements and are worshipping bandera
>>220328682Worshiping Bandera is no crazier than what the Croats do, but you didn't mention Croatia.
>>220328715the soviet union should have been harder on the croats i know.
>>220327915Naw, Ukrainian larping is limited to muh Tripoli muh Ros wewuz Aryans, which is just exaggerating things that happened. Azeri, Pakistani, Macedonian larping is just making shit up, but it's cute when our neighbour does it because they aren't an important power.Indian larping is being "academically" retarded, like pretending Harappa and Indus Valley cultures were actually Aryan, because Aryans came from INDIA saar not the steppe, and they spend billions teaching that to billions to spam it online.
>>220327277all macedonians I spoke to are super nice therefore this country should exist
>>220328140>mixed Caucasian/Persian/Turkic ancestry>somehow LARP as all of them simultaneouslyHow is that "wrong"? That's exactly what one should do in that situation. Larping as only one or neither would be wrong.
>>220328715There are more people here that worship Tito than any axis leaders if you don't count edgy teenagers (surprise! most Thomson music consumers are into it because it's popular normie music)
