Deal or No Deal edish
For me, it's the singular rorkeposter
and THAT'S why i never make the new because even when i do i get beaten
>>220329180*beats you off again and again*
Oh yeah,Rorke's a back door man!The men don't know, but, uh, leftypol - understands!
>>220329194Was this worth saving for the new
told reddit cormac mccarthy was a sub-par writer. and let me tell you from the horse's mouth, i'd sooner be getting on with my accounts
i never want to see any of your ugly faces ever again
>>220328827rorke does this a lot
>>220329200such ur mum
>>220329154
rorke making rorke postsleftypol making rorke posts
it's been hypothesised that for each singular rorke their exists and equal and opposite snorkular ringle
>such ur mum
Another 18 hour shift posting rorke all day is it?
>>220329154rorke asking for the bankers last name
Sometimes it's hundreds of times a day, that's not healthy.
rorke
>>220329249if it was one person he'd have been up for like 3000 hours
roke
got dat damn der muhfuggn coonvirus
>>220329249yeahmaybe rorke on a mad one
rokre...ehehehe...ro-ahahahaha....nihehehehe
rorke rorke rorke rorke rorke
Hidden Gems 4 | Low Poly Ethereal Intelligent DnB | Jungle | Liquid | Break Mix for Chillout & Study
>>220329284RURURU! RURURURURURURU
let's see tim allen's card
went to maccas today and my order number was #167 and i groaned because i thought when they called my number, a zoomer would hear it do the six seven meme, and i was right
Can we please cool it with the Rorke/leftypol memes it's so oversaturated I desperately need Deano memes and discussion
well obviously when someone points out the rorkeposting people will join in, but there is one mentally ill, scottish paki woman who posts about rorke all day every day
whenever i see a band with two lads and a lass i wonder which one of them has tried to shag her
Literally crying and shaking right now Please make it stop
>>220329316deanos died during covid, nothing left to say
>>220329323nurse, nurrrse
>15 year old Meleknur was last seen in Izmir
>>220329315got number 69 a few weeks ago and the mcdonalds worker looked at me with the dead eyes of a shark
>>220329329not gay, but if I were a woman I'd love to lie on a single bed and have a bloke stand on each side of me, one throat fucking me and one fucking my pussy/arse
>>220329329usually when that happens they disband
the parasite is up early today
>>220329364gayest post of the thread (so far)
For me it's the classic 420
>>220329365Name three examples When a bloke in a band shags a woman in the band then they immediately disband (+ no not years later) I can't wait for this
Been getting into interior design and boy apartments lately
rorke when leftypol comes back from work
>>220329349can't have shit in Izmir
>>220329404oooo called out on his nonsense!
>>220329404My Bloody ValentineSlowdive
>>220329315utter freakazoids
>>220329404QueenWhamJudas Priest
thurston married kim and 17 years later Sonic Youth split up. coincidence???
Today is Palm Sunday. The Sunday before Easter. Commemorating Christs triumphant entry into Jerusalem before his Last Supper, betrayal and Passion.
>>220329437>>220329437acopia got a shoegaze vibe going on with their music so maybe it will happen to them too
>>220329437Slowdive isn't a good example
rorke realising he doesn't listen to any bands with a woman in them
Goodbye yanks lol
>>220329473or non white peoplei listen to boomer rock you see
Just heard about that man who drove into people in DerbyFind it weird they immediately released information about him being from India, but they're very secretive when the perpetrator is black or from an Islamic country.
>>220329499Jews do not like Indians
The frontman for Amigo The Devil is actively having sexual relations with the keyboardist and they're still together
>>220329499remember that lad that did the same thing in Liverpool and ran people over and the police immediately everywhere were like HES WHITE BRITISH HES WHITE NATIVE BRITISH!! and apparently was a new rule to disclose the ethnicity of the suspect, but quickly reversed it when it became apparent most of these attacks were done by non-whites, so every time the media would be saying HES A BROWN MUSLIM HES A BROWN MUSLIM!!
i wanna fuck my computah
>>220329459he cheated on kim with her and then later married her
>>220329519nobody does
music? i'm a fanlike it when the noises are nice
Can I ask a few questions without anybody getting mad? Who is Mousenonce, who is Cronem, who is Employed Woman?
>>220329550thank you for supporting the australian wacky sheila industry
>Israeli Police refuse to allow Cardinal Pizzaballa to enter the Holy Sepulchre
bellend smells like the fish section of Pets At Home
>Nursery admits corporate manslaughter after toddler suffocated
>>220329564mentally ill attention seekers
>>220329564All me (mentally ill pakistani woman living in Scotland)
>>220329564smreacing
>>220329564mousenonce is a schizo, cronem is a collective term for black people, employed woman is a tranny
Black British people be likesomething something headarse
so is next friday good friday or not
realised that my desire to be a woman was just my incel brain coping with the fact that I loved women but couldn't be with themlost weight and had sex and now I don't want to be a woman anymorejust posting for any potential gender confused anon itt
A house'mate' has just come back from his home country and brought back literally a cupboard full of spices that are now clogging the kitchen up. Barely any space for my cereal now so I'm keeping it in my roomSame person who uses the microwave several times a day btw
>>220329616free tiger
>>220329626tell him, not us. but you won't, will you? coward.
Supping a Dr Pepper
sometimes wish i were fat so i could always tell myself "i'd probably be attractive if i just lost all this weight" rather than being an ugly thin person with nowhere to go
>>220329625yes it’s well known autogynephilia is caused by loneliness and masturbation
>>220329626Confront him rather than subject us to your drivel. You won't, due to your craven disposition.
>>220329661why you sucking off a doctor?
>>220329624yes
it really shouldn’t be looming this early :/
>>220329680I have an oral fixation
>>220329686corr 4 day weekend, i'm off to the beach to perv on bikini sluts the whole time unless god forbid it rains
>>220329690It looms as soon as I logout for the day on Friday
whenever I get gender confused I just check my underpants to see my beautiful little cock
>>220329703good lad
>>220329690laura loomer
>>220329644>>220329673he acts like it's doing us a favour because we can use them. but it's the same spices I can buy from tescos and I don't need 2kg of tumeric
Watch For All Mankind
upstairs neighbours have resumed the shouting argument-toil from this morning after a short break (perhaps for lunch)
>>220329703Fast and contemplate our Lord’s passion instead. It is good for your spirit.
>>220329626is this the one who was defrosting a giant fish in the sink
>>220329723i don't believe in jewish fairies lad i'm not a child
>>220329714no
>>220329589vile looks like a big poo nappy yuck!
>>220329719bash his head soft
>>220329714Bit nippy in space innit
>>220329723Already am. Gained that clue long ago you see.
rape rorke get him raped
got nasty incel eyes that make it obvious I'm a horrible bitter hate filled goblin
literally how i dance when i go out
hate how drinking makes you feel good for an hour or two then it's all just downhill from there>just drink more lolyeah nah then it just multiplies
>>220329741you are gay
getting the hoover out
Bit rainy and windy today
>>220329771bums should be small and plump not those huge negroid like monstrosities
jap porn is so weird, even the amateur stuff they just imitate the weird noises and mannerisms
>>220329714im on episode 8, the space stuff is good but the domestic drama on earth is boring as fuck typical 60s/70s period plotlines and has nothing interesting to say
i'm turning into more of a fat grim alcoholic and bam margera is losing weight and looking less grimwon't be long until i look worse than bam margera
>The USA has a significantly higher volume of food poisoning cases than the UK, with an estimated 48 million illnesses annually (1 in 6 Americans) compared to approximately 2.4 million in the UK. The US rate is nearly ten times higher by population percentage, resulting in higher hospitalization and death rateswhy dont yanks wash their hands
>>220329767You need a tolerance break
>>220329767being drunk doesn't even feel good anymore for me. for the past few years I think the only reason I've been drinking is because I remember it used to feel good and I hope that it will again but it never does. quit the muck
>>220329771trvke
>>220329781you are gay
*screee scree*
went to see a "woke" band last year and at the end the lead singer started a chant "FREE FREE PALESTINE" as a jewish-adjacent chap it was the scariest moment in my life, i had to leave
>>220329737psyopped into atheism by /pol/ memes award
how busy is a gym at 1pm on a sunday
>>220329795i hardly ever drink
i will also be doing a fast on friday. a fast trip to the booze aisle that is!
mad
>>220329831Well sucks to be you
>>220329827i think the jews are trying to psyop you and people like you into being cringey christfag larpers if i'm honest
>>220329784they all have sex like thatit is weird
>>220329714For me, it's Aleida.
>>220329849The Jews must be really powerful if they can psyop an entire continent into doing their bidding for 1500 years!You don't actually believe this, you just want an excuse to masturbate. Let's be honest here.
>>220329810well i dont like cock and balls on the other side of a bum so how can that be
good morning/day lads
>>220329849which ones. the hebrews of christs time are long gone and mixed into various peoples. do you really think people like mark zuckerberg and nethanyahu are direct descendants of 1st century Palestine. their temple got destroyed and they scattered across the mediterranean and then some larpers invented a book called the talmud which is the beginning of rabinnical judaism as we know it today.do you really think the millennia of Christian history across 3 continents is all an elaborate jewish psyop
>>220329827atheism is the default in the west tho every christfreak was convinced to do it by based trad twitter accounts and dogshit memes
militant atheist aussie time!
>>220329901i was actually born and raised catholic. there are still tens of millions of practicing Christians across the west. if society is by default now atheist, why should that be good? on here, it’s constant railing against what society finds to be normal and natural now. as if to prove that popularity doesn’t mean something should be endorsed.
>>220329875>>220329900not saying christianity wasn't beneficial in history, it absolutely was, but anymore
sounding my diego signal DEEEEEEEEEEGZCOME SAVE US FROM THIS RICHARD DAWKINS-WORSHIPPING FREAKAZOID
Not sure if I could call myself atheist, theist, or even agnostic. I just simply don't care enough to have ever thought about it. Far too busy with the important things in life, like stuffing my face and resetting traders for a mending book.
>>220324496I'm a druggie idiot. At 4500mg now. >>220324593Yeah thats me. You are overdoing it mate. Have to take tolerance breaks. Tapentadol more than heroin requires tolerance breaks. It's not nice stuff. I've been abusing tapentadol for a while, probably a year but especially since last November. It's nasty stuff. I've had hives, and made myself sick from them. Trying to gauging the high is difficult. I want to get off them and i'm finishing withdrawals at the moment which is why im taking huge doses of pregabs.
*runs through the thread naked chasing another naked lad towel-whipping his bum*
fucking blow up christfreaks and kill them
I actually converted to Catholicism of my own decision, not some freak off Xitter
>>220329930what’s changed? i suppose we now have science and pure logic to bootstrap us into the next era of human progress. the nazis tried that. the communists did. the neoliberals have for decades. look where that’s got us
me playing The Getaway back in the day
when will this evil wintry weather GO AWAY
leftypol replacing Snowdonia with "Eryri" despite the fact that the name Snowdonia is 100 years older and what everyone uses
>>220329955why does it make you aussies seethe so much
>>220329589wood
>>220329955this hatred will only drive you into more despair and confusion
What does Rorke think about Christianity and science?
i went to catholic school
woke up with morning wood this morning
>>220330027Science is a method for understanding and analysing creation
>>220330005>>220330021*rapes your arse to shreds*
*stealthily creeps through the thread putting 50p into all of the christian larpers*
Clearly none of it went in did it
>>220330041And his opinion on Christian demographics?
>>220330068me going to to the toilet at night without turning the light on
toffs making every effort possible to call themselves "middle class"
mean.
cum yoghurt for lunch x
april next weekmad
not allowed to call them half castes anymore are youback when I was at school you could
>>220329966whats wrong with your face
>>220330081not really an issue when you factor in global populations nations and borders exist for a reason
>>220330113mulattos
>>220330017Can't imagine how grim it must be to be her child, the one she used for those PR stunts where she'd carry her baby around in parliament and breast feed them Then at the same time she'd go on rants about how abortions are literally the best thing ever and that she's had many abortionsJust utterly grim
was going to buy a pullup bar for my door but the frame is all the wrong dimensions so i can't. shame that oh well
ok it's too cold something is going on
>>220330113Explain yuselfWha yu meanWhen yu say half-casteYu mean when picassoMix red an greenIs a half-caste canvas?Explain yuselfWha u meanWhen yu say half-casteYu mean when light an shadowMix in de skyIs a half-caste weather??Well in dat caseEngland weatherNearly always half-casteIn fact some o dem cloudHalf-caste till dem overcastSo spiteful dem dont want de sun passAh rassExplain yuselfWha yu meanWhen yu say half-caste?Yu mean tchaikovskySit down at dah pianoAn mix a black keyWid a white keyIs a half-caste symphony?
>>220330032how many times did the priests touch your doodle?
>>220329950The fuck, those posts were at 6am. Looking at the links says they were at 1am.Did daylight savings make the clocks go back 5 hours?
>>220330148when the realisation that you're 27 hits
nth for the holodem
>>220330153use your shower rail
>>220330153there are adjustable pull up bars
you've really set off dollymong now
>>220330186dont have one. i have a glass panel instead
just clocked thisamanda holdena man to hold on
>she asks me how I'm doing>I'm still unread a week laterLow-key women
doing quite the poo.quite the poo indeed.
christfreaks genuinely think a guy was flying around 2000 years ago doing magic and raising people from the dead
>>220330148>ywn make that bed squeakfuck
took me about 20 years but i have realised politics makes me miserableget the bevvies inget the sketch shows watched
Remember when gyaldemfreak tried the christcuck larp?
>>220330165that's propaganda the only alleged nonce was the art teacher
>>220330232it's pointless, they are all liars
>>220330223grow up mate its not 2009 anymore, even richard dawkins conceded and bowed to Christ, as did Christopher Hitchens on his death bed at his most vulnerable cried out for God
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylHVtlRVs20
>>220330242no honestlyquite embarrassing that you waste your mental capacity on remembering the actions of disgusting schizophrenic brit paedophilescould be doing some much better stuff with it
>>220330173That has honestly twisted my melon.
>>220330162kek
pizza in the oven. treating myself aren't i?
>>220330253>Christopher Hitchens on his death bed at his most vulnerable cried out for GodI'm not sure about that but he was too stubborn to admit that even if he had thoughts like that.
>>220330251catberg after hes hidden a poo behind the sofa
>>220329950been doing taps for almost 4 years now, i regularly go months at a time without it, my tolerance doesn't reset, or if it does it doesn't last very long
you know when you freaks wrecklessly throw around the word paedophile at people who mildly annoy you, you incrementally, very slowly, start to chip away at the societal disgust and hatred for real paedophiles by lessening the term and throwing it around.
>>220330223Whats wrong with that? A nice bloke going round helping people, dropping a miracle, then flying away. I reckon thats worth a couple or few thousand years of worship.
>>220330281goodfella's?
>>220330298yeah
>>220330295gyaldemfreak is a paedo though
>>220330264hell yeah dude https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoDJhIEHSGI
>>220330173>>220330275For some reason 4chan will display the unadjusted time in backlinked threads / posts. If you're actually IN a thread then it shows the 'correct' timezone adjusted time but if you backlink a post from a separate thread then it shows the time not corrected for whichever timezone you're in. It's done this for years.
>>220330295sure thing buddy stay away from schools x
>>220330295Wrong
>>220330292The tolerance never lasts long. I got onto 1200mg a day habit, did a one week tolerance break and 400mg wasn't enough to get high. It didn't take long for my habit to go right back. The only good thing about taps is the withdrawals are easy. Compared to heroin its night and day.
>>220330253yea well little magic men arent flying around doing magic are they matethey just arent
>>220330298I'm fine yeah you's?
>>220330295shut it nonce
>>220330352jaysus i did 1000mg in one day once and thought i was going to die so i went to the chemist and got some naloxone, sounds like your habit has taken a deep dive ladand yeah i've done heroin withdrawals too and those are fucking gnarly compared to tap
>>220330342I've been regularly on this site since 2013 and never noticed that. Thanks for the explanation.
cig time
back from a trip to /brit/polfelt like i hadn't even left this place
You lot are like The BeatlesActually no I take that back. You're absolutely nothing like them
am gay #gay
>>220330377i was also given 1000mg by a homeless person once and my legs went numb i was wobbling like elvis presley
was too young to understand Deal or No Deal and why people bloody loved it back then
got it
>>220330417bit of a gay post here mate if you don't mind me saying
>>220330406>/brit/polNot what it's called MONG
>>220330424noel was like a cult leader
it looms 1 hour quicker than usual today
>>220329154I almost got on the show back in the Noel days. I still think about it.
>>220330266yeah?the paragon of mental capacity conservation and allocation has the audacity to lecture me on waste whilst wasting on the same forum as that "disgusting schizophrenic paedophile" perhaps put that mental capacity to better use and mind your beeswax
>>220330450really it's still only 12:30
>overslept last night>clocks went forward>had no idea
>>220330456>showAmerican version was it?
umhttps://x.com/i/status/2038088762576740608
heating is going on
>>220330232>>220330468boring mong is going to spam ancient sketches all daywe are the only witnesses to his 'existence'
>>220330465didnt actually know it had happened already. thought it was tonight
>>220330431dont see how
global colding
bros literally posting twitter links
>>220330499grow up
>>220330478That would have been good too, but it was the British one with Noel.
>The Pope has said God does not listen to the prayers of those who wage war Just making it up as he goes along!
>>220330526makes sense, is there a problem
>>220330484the gaslords are rubbing their hands with glee to this post
Nole Edmonds
>>220330499Remember when he was watching Dexter? Good times.
for some reason normies think adding a fat or short black man to a scene automatically makes it hilarious
feels like some of you just come on here to be mean and snide
>>220330541prices go down in april don't they
God just turns it on and off on a whim. It says in the Bible, like page 27 or something?
>>220330526Constantine the Great shocked
>>220330499>>220330547actual mongs who keep trying to de-anonymise anonymous people and getting it wrong because you're worms with no pattern recognition
>schizo rorke/poo/suicide posting stops>atheistmong posting startscurious..
looks lovely outside
god exists outside of time and space but he spent 7 days making the earth? doesn't really make sense does it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9-csdYhVmE>>220330558kind of does
>>220330377It was over Christmas. I'd been incrementally increasing my habit since November when I bought that outrageous stock direct from India. By December I was taking 200mg when I woke up, or id quickly go into withdrawals. By the time I spent a week with family at Christmas it was 200mg when I woke up. 200mg 2 hours later. That would do me for 4 hours but id take another 200mg then as a precautionary. Then another 200mg 4 hours later. 400mg then and another 200mg right before bed. It was insane. I'd struggle to have any appetite which isn't a good luck over Christmas. Honestly it was fortunate my grandad took ill and my alchie auntie caused chaos or family would surely have noticed. I think redditors tell people you can have a seizure over 500mg, but thats only if you have no tolerance and it builds quick. I managed to cap it at 1200mg and wean for a week or so in January before doing withdrawals. My taps addiction hasn't gotten so bad again since but I had to do a weeks withdrawals in Feb and ive already done a week at the start of march and now another 5 days. Hopefully this tolerance break lasts longer than the last. I do not like taking taps at work. I could easily go to prison for my habit.
>>220330601sent them flying
>>220330608blud living in hogwards
Pope should call another crusade and get everyone in to invade Israel and make it a Christian country
>>220330601Uh oh melty
>Yes, though it is beyond the comprehension of many, God calls people to fight against wicked and tyrannical regimes - and destroy them. but the pope said...
>>220330526Charlatan
>>220330636Why do you always post something like this? When you've been done you should just shut up, you don't need to post "melty" every time you're humiliated
might have a shower; god knows I need one!
King David waged a war, prayed to God for protection of his army and won due to said prayer
>>220330526Siege of Antioch crusaders shook
>>220330638pope is infallible
>>220330602alri sherlock homo
>>220330660so did Genghis Khan
>>220330655Uh oh!!
Penis Cunt
>>220330660Doesn't count rorke
>>220330676not allowed.
wuh oh meltie pops
oh grow the fuck up the lot of you
>>220330679Nestorian Christians in his army hard carried
he's off the rails now. MASSIVE melty. his carer is trying desperately to restrain him from punching the computer
>>220330660A Palestinian man prayed for his familys safety His entire family was killed on the same day
He's broken out the archive screenshots now
Are all Canadians like this or only the ones that post here
>>220330694>>220330723I was literally going to do the same thing
She is extremely mentally ill
>>220330713Okay.*body starts growing *
>>220330694Forgot that freak posted hereCanada and yank filters instantly improve thread quality
this lost hour has messed my brain up and i've ended up having a gay wank by accident
>>220330756We all know you're peeking
*rorke exits /brit/ while doing the worm*
I wonder what he's going to watch today
>>220330781>>220330723Hey 190
first day of BST let me open my curtains and bask in the glory of the weather
Got a BANGER of a post lined up for the new. I'm talking an absolute ZINGER!
>>220330807heated rivalry x
>>220330811Hello
>>220330828post it now pussy you won't
bet there's hot cross buns in the freezer
>>220330849poo
>>220330857if they're in the freezer they'd be cold cross buns
hi hows it hangling
there's no hot cross buns in the freezerguess I'll just go to bed like some kind of bunless freak
aussie spambot in here again
>>220331063>>220331063>>220331063
