Pier head edition
simple as
Do you guys eat lamb on Easter?
>>220331087
>>220331078incel neet retard
>>220331078I guess people who run a nuclear power station have a bullshit job then
How many of you have caved and purchased a 4chan pass? Honestly am very close to doing it because captchas are a nightmare
>>220331107get it down ya tim
every white girl who goes to korea ends up looking like thistoo much sunscreen
absolute done with pornwanked about 12 times this weekend and my dick is sore
>>220331113"Nuclear power technician"
How TF is London still so safe??>In 2025, 95% of homicide investigations resulted in a positive outcome, and London's homicide rate now stands at 1.1 per 100,000 people. This makes the homicide rate lower than any other UK city and below many comparable global cities, including New York (2.8), Berlin (3.2), Milan (1.6) and Toronto (1.6
>>220331108don't know what that means
>we don't know how to set the time on the oven>mum wanted me to wait until 12pm and turn it on while she's out>got distracted watching something and forgotdoing it at 2 instead but I guess that's din dins 2 hours later today
>>220331078"Computer user" for all of those 3, next
>>220331087no eating lamb doesn't sit right with me I'll be eating what I eat on a normal day, a high protein plant-based meal
>>220331134Almost like memes on /pol/ were wrong and Britain has never really had a high crime rate
>>220331131>i analyse sales>i automate systems>i increase growth>i write programsyou can do this with literally any bullshit job
>>220331107is it his birthday why are they giving him (alcohol free) booze and so much gilette stuff
I shit post
>>220331148Doesn't describe a job though does it you fucking thicko
>>220331078i shag men
>>220331161Sales for what?What systems?Growth could mean anything?programs for what?
>>220331149same. i've been using cronometer to track macro and micro nutrients, and getting 100% on everything including 160g of protein a day from lentils, tofus etc.
>>220331147who is "we"
girls who cut themselves are a gift from God
>>220331155visegrad24 and quite a lot of East European right wing also calls west liberal, gay and crime ridden.Even immigrants living there are whining how bad it is.... while never moving back, lol
>>220331178depends on the company retard a sales analyst provides their service for literally any industryit's like asking "what fish do you catch?"
>>220331169Does, next
>>2203311145p/day or whatever to not fill in captchas is nothing imo
>>220331204ah yes i increase growth absolutely is something everybody would understand on the same level as I catch fish. Shut up mongo
imagine black people ever inventing batteries, wireless charging, induction cookers, hearing aids and their induction loops. it may as well be magic with them, they wouldnt figure it out in 2000 years with 6 trillion black people all on typewriters because they would only be writing rap songs or fetishistic BWNO books "erotica"
>>220331188what you mean? me, mum and my sisters
>>220331134I think we are at 1 per 100k as of now. No idea how it got so safe here. We have also the lowest rape in Europe and no of our cities are in the top 50 most dangerous cities in Europe.>>220331149>no eating lamb doesn't sit right with meInteresting, how so? You don't like the taste or what?
>>220331114Its £30 for an entire year mate get it bought
They'd just tell people "something with computers" if people asked what their job was >b-but that doesn't explain it properly- nooooo *incel meltdown*Nor does 'I catch fish' is he using a trawler, a rod or what?
>>220331114>Honestly am very close to doing it because captchas are a nightmareare you retard?
>>220331208maybe not to a billionaire like you
>>220331221ah yes ruthlessly competitive corporations in a capitalist systems are spending millions on growth analysts for nothingfucking spastic, enjoy your tradie wage slaving while the dumb bs job haver gets paid 5 times as much
>>220331114I've never payed for anything online except music.
polshits are so low IQ they cant even do captchas
Bloke's proud of giving 4chan £30 so he can read 500 demoralisation posts and 300 cuck posts a day
>>220331235you need a strong man in the house to set you all straight
Why is reparations for slavery so controversial? I mean I get it’s not nice asking poor African and Caribbean countries for money but it was our Royal Navy that ended it and now we need the money for new ships. I reckon it’s only fair that they pay up for what we did for them
>>220331244ah yes people definitely would inquire further to a fisherman what le equipment he's using therefore "i increase growth" is the same duuuuuuuurrrrr
love this angle in my house looks a bit spooky
>>220331221get back to your boat you fucking manual labouring idiot. good luck selling it without software developers btw
I have no woman and I must shag
That meme comic must be over 10 years old and you have decided to spend your Sunday arguing with it in earnest
giving up with farming simulator way too hard and they don’t explain how you’re supposed to do shit you basically have to already be a farmer and have all farmer knowledge stupid fucking game
>>220331262imagine melting down this hard when you get shown up for the illogical autistic fool you are online
you tell em peter!
Any girls who cut themselves here? I would like to have sexual relations with you
Check the scrolling news bar lol
>>220331289woah bro le old things le cringe!!!
>>220331276they will never ever be a net positive income
>>220331284All value comes from labourHistory 101Economics 101Life 101
:)
>>220331295Does he not understand the clocks are moved for harvesting agricultural reasons?
>>220331296I met a cutter one time on a cross country buss ride, she was cute, no idea why she was cutting.
going to end my incel life once and for all
>>220331161>i increase growthalri bonnie
>>220331313wonder if are mica has a big bush
Yes I'm a CHUDCharmingHonestUnderstanding DedicatedShare if you're a CHUD!
>>220331306I must be honest, I was not expecting you to miss the point of my post this badly.
meet my friend johnhi john, whats your job?I catch fishhmmm, interesting, but i don't understand, do you use a trawler or a rod?
>>220331333i like it methey're usually quite cute and also will let you shag them in strange ways due to unresolved issues with their dads
>>220331333she told me her parents were divorced, maybe thats why now that I think about it
>>220331291>no argumentconcession accepted you communist bender
>>220331354hi john
>>220331333Did you shag her? I got 2 phone numbers from bus stop encounters, one I made out/shifted with.
>>220331321if your job existed before computers then you're probably a halfwit and one of the reasons this country is losing out to China and others. the rest of us are evolving and learning modern skills
>>220331345what other point could you possibly be making here? You're criticising people for talking about a meme image that came out about 10 years ago. I'm telling you you're the cringelord here for thinking that matters
rorke: hm I want to live in a good countryleftypol: no I would rather have 1 billion immigrants to fuck up the country like where they came from
mindraped
>>220331365The conversation has run its course. You think "i use computer" is the same level of description as "i catch fish", nowt else to say you're just a spastic mate
>>220331388>>214729392
If someone is prepared to pay you for what you do it’s a real job. That’s it. That’s the test
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>>220331381Sorry, but I don't think you'd get it even if I explained it to you
>>220331295he`s Right !!but I`m Afraidwe haveLosttheArgument ..
>>220331394He cried out for God and Jesus for forgiveness when he was dying of cancer on his deathbed.
>>220331400never said "i use computer" because that's not even a grammatically valid sentenceyou'd know if you had more than one brain cell
>>220331419Theres no other point being made here, and you have no other mysterious esoteric angle to your post.
>>220331426so did genghis khan
>>220331361probably>>220331374No I had a gf at the time but I did invite her to go out with us (I felt bad for her) cause we were both going to the same city and she did come out one night after a few days, my friend wanted to shag her but it didn't happen.
Just conceded my clock
>>220331436Its on the same level as "i increase growth". If anything I was doing him a favour by using something else less retarded
>>220331295mad how this mongo gets paid extortionate amounts of money to vomit his drivel into a few articles a week
>>220331426LMAO he literally wrote a chapter in his dying memoir that people would try to claim this. dumb people are so predictable
>>220331409leftypols bias
>>220331439My angle wasn't mysterious or esoteric at all, it was quite literal.
femcel representationhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6P94DAAzVI
>>220331454>partner>polyamorous classic
>>220331375Actually, my dear troll, the reason western imperialisms are losing to China is because of a lower production output, due to infrastructure outsourcing which started in the 70s, and a crippled existing production model based on quick cashgrabs/financial speculation returns, whereas China's model is actually aiming towards building permanent capital nodes, be it with capital goods or tradeways. And they actually are offering their trade partners something other than blockades, sanctions and threats of violence.
>>220331468His own family members confirmed it at the time retard.
>>220331466if you find those titles not on "the same level of description" it says more about you being a clueless neet than anythingstop replying to me now
reading a post like "rorke does baby poos" or "leftypol snogs his grandad" and going on a multi-hour political screed with graphs and statistics
if you're going to be like that don't even bother
>>220331388But the reason their country is fucked up is your country. So the same people who fucked their country will also fuck yours. It's not the immigrants.
heating's gone back on. sick of it
>>220331493>he literally wrote a chapter in his dying memoir that people would try to claim this
what did I even doit was just a joke
>>220331518amazing handwriting on the fella
>>220331501I increase growthHow? Where? Growth in what? I catch fishOh ok, so you go out there and catch fish presumably on a boat and sell it for a living.
neighbourberg absolutely fuming that I had the audacity to park in 'her spot' dumb bitch
>>220331537rorkeGPT is now loading
>>220331537>sunny day good>cloudy day bad
>>220331498pls reupload
With regret I must inform you I will not be participating in the upcoming war or any physical activity thank you.
>>220331530And why would his own family fulfil this prophecy when the time came? Its because it was reported for months before his death he was considering conversion to Catholicism and confided within his family and friends over it. But he was a stubborn retard, and tried to "inb4" it all in his diary.
>>220331560not rorkepikeylearn gimmicks before using them in future mong
>>220331590rorke is angry about these kinds of houses because they're a sign of modernism, which he hateskeep up
>>220331560Nothing rorke about this
mental how girls dress todaythey're constantly having to pull their dress down because when they walk it slides up and exposes their buttcheeks
>>220331537This is the immigrant's fault. If this picture doesn't convince you there's a white genocide and pakistani grooming gangs and the only solution is to vote fat-right, then there's no salavationALL THE STORIES HAVE BEEN TOLDOF KING ARTHUR AND THE KNIGHTS OF OLDBUT THERE'S NO ENGLAND NOW(there's no Eeeeeengland nooooow...)
>>220331605mate you have to see a doctor
impossible to tell which jobs are safe from ai
>>220331454Just get a large dog and train it to attack the other three. Easy
its not even 2 olock right now
>>220331575It was a pony parody of a meme
massive can meltdown
>>220331632her ass is well shtt
rorkes lost it
>reading erotic stannis baratheon fanfiction on ao3>the author's first language is obviously french
There are two types of people in this world. People who think about things like GDP per capita and HDI and markets and people who think the only real jobs are the ones in Richard Scarry books.The first lot sit in gleaming glass and steel skyscrapers in comfy chairs and make bank doing things like analysing counter party risk for insurance contracts. The latter mongs were put in charge of the Brexit negotiations.
>>220331647HVAC and plumbing probably wont be for another 100 years before you see robots on their knees under sinks and on ladders fixing air conditioning on outside walls
don't understand why anyone would want to live in a big city
>>220331647Prostitution. So don't worry about your mom's "massage" parlour in Wollongongtonshire!
not going outside today (even though I need gf or sex)
*sticks penis in glory hole and stands around whistling nonchalantly*
>>220331632middle doesn't have the ass for this dress
leftypol insisting rorke is realrorke not existing
>>220331700*gets out my acme mini-guillotine and raises eyebrows to the camera*
>not going outside today (even though I need gf or sex)
>>220331633Greeklad…..losing it a bit now
>>220331632They dress for themselves not men
>>220331647I advise firms on global AI regulations
First, there is love in the man heart.Second, men have not been given the power to know what they need.Third, men live by love.
>>220331685Flamboyant use of propaganda>>220331684HATE when that happens
>>220331695same here on all counts. Not going out because it's windy and rainy. I do very much need to go out to get a big shop in as well, supplies are at critical levels but I'm not going, I'll do it tomorrow. It's a problem for tomorrow's me.
pregnant woman on the telly..ITV
>>220331735stfu yank
>>220331723GALLOWING
>government introduces taxes on businesses that use ai>money gets redistributed as UBI for neets and nouveau-neets who lost their jobs to ai>one step closer to stark trek-esque socialist utopia where work is optionalwhy aren't they doing this?
>>220331721Shoes 2 sizes too big with a 3 inch heel. Just goes to show you can be a famous millionaire slinging it up a 16 year old and still the height insecurity never goes away.
>>220331774Once againValue, and consequently profit, comes FROM LABOUR YOU DAFT CUNT
>>220331774People are always going to want power over others its human nature, so there will be actors throughout the transition that will do anything to stop it being realised.
yeah?
>>220331801except businesses using ai aren't doing any labour so how can they expect to generate profit?
>>220331801I thought value came from the price agreed to by buyers and sellers in a market?
>>220331819>its human natureShut the fuck up.
>>220331741lots of "et"s and "son"s it's quite maddening
aff tae bed
>>220331835The truth hurts doesnt it
>>220331709don't think any of them do
The UK is actually pretty good when it comes to renewable energy. I wonder why we don't build more nuclear power plants and increase our low-carbon energy. Surely that would make electricity cheaper for all of us?Then if we got rid of gas boilers in favour of electric heaters we'd all save a lot more money and impact the environment less. Is that how it works?
>>220331632arrest them
tismomick on a mad one
>>220331857true
Hate it when Stannis Baratheon starts describing the contents of his school pencil case. I don't want to hear about "un gomme" I want to hear more about Melissandre!
>>220331857Somebody's future wife lmao
actually that is a nice ass
>>220331861nuke plants take 10 years to be built so we're not doing that
>>220331881It's black only sorry
>>220331873Yeah, mine!
>>220331885why not? if we started today they'd be done in 10 years. If we started 10 years ago we'd have more today
off out to the shop to buy the booze and then come back to the incel cave to drink the booze
>>220331801so an hour of labour using a mechanical digger creates the same value as an hour of someone digging with their hands?an hours labour digging a ditch is worth the same value as an hours labour filling it back in again?
>>220331913i did thisvery highly recommended
>>220331899that is pt 2 of what rejection does to a mf
>>220331901We all had her but you married her. That makes you a better man. You're a better man.
biscoff egg down the hatch>>220331913get me a biscoff eggx
>>220331861won't make the rich people richer though which is what matters=
you think george costanza would've stood more of a chance if he just shaved his head and grew a beard?
>>220331932You never had anyone.
>>220331873yeah hopefully mine
>>220331933you tried the Reese's Peanut Butter egg? sounds alrightfeel free to FOY me
>>220331943Probably
https://candidforum-videos.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/07/Cheeks-Spilling-Outta-Dress-scaled.jpg
>>220331926wahey>>220331933wahey
nigga posted a link to an image on an imageboard
>>220331918Most autistic post of all time to the point it can't even be a troll
incellious thread todaylove women, me
>>220331873you never had anyone and youll never get any wife
why dont we invent robots that prowl the streets raping people
I have mentally filtered out all women in my life. I have not heard a female voice for over a month now.
>>220331945Joke10 thousand fathomsYour head
>>220331988love saying all of this, me
Off to the kinoplex with a woman today, then out to eat afterwardsI asked her as a mate but how do I know if this is a cheesey date thing?
would i get sacked if i legally changed my name to Penghis Khan
>>220332012living the dream
>>220331993get it shagged, rape it, NOW
the absolute comedy of this freak
don't like talking to women or touching them, it's undignified
>>220332023You could never fathom a joke.
>>220332027She must be at least partially aware this is a date. You're not supposed to say anything but if you do, say it in a joking way when the time is right later on
>simp brigade arrivedProbably just Spaki trolling but sad anyway
woman have sexy boob, i go honk honk on titty
>>220331967man of taste
*muffled*ʳᵒʳᵏᵉ ˢʷᵉᵉᵗᵘᵐˢ ʸᵒᵘʳ ˡᵘnᶜʰ ᶦˢ ʳᵉᵃᵈʸ
>>220332065its ok "its" black only and you will end up killing yourself in the end anyway
>>220331078A cute attempt to indicate how much work today under finance capitalism is unproductive nonsense, but /brit/cels whose conception of intelligence is stuck in the stage of trying to stick it to the teacher have to show that they're smarter than the cartoon.They'll do it to my post, fixate on an irrelevant literal flaw or inaccuracy to one up me, they can't help it.
>>220332068you freaks think literally everything is posted by a /brit/ microcelebrity
>nooo you can't say anything good about women they are evil and i hate them (because i can't sleep with them)the cure for misogyny is sex
>till girl left and replaced with a 60 year old womanWell I'm officially the youngest at my work being 26 fml
>>220332082Shouldn't call your mum an "it" mate she birthed you
>>220332077STICK IT UP YOUR ARSE MUM I'M FUCKING BUSY
>>220332089>one upone-up
>>220332093so what are YOU doing to see this problem resolved i.e getting rorkean willies inside female vaginas hmm?
I deliberately put a mistake in my post btw, lets see...
>>220332089Grow up, you aren't as smart as you think you are sargon
>>220332089You: capitalism works because it's efficient, if a company is inefficient it will be replaced by a competitorAlso you: most jobs are bullshit and companies are wasting the majority of their revenue hiring useless people
>>220332093None of the reasons why I hate women have anything to do with sex. What now
>>220331981can you explain why (without just "hurr durr" making spastic sounds at me)?i'm trying to understand their post, but it looks to me like they're saying labour is what creates valuemy point is that there are at least two other factors in creating value; how efficient the labour is, and how useful the labour isam i wrong?was that anon being sarcastic and i missed it?
me: hialso me: how's it evening x
I catch fishok but is it a trawler you use? or a rod? i need to know im so confused
>>220332143screaminglet's get back into this kind of posting you utter bores
>>220332118I noticed it. It was that you pressed "Post", right?
eating components of my pc until it stops working
What have you done today to avoid becoming a member of the permanent underclass?
well i can't get any more drugs until thursdaydon't know what i'm going to do until then, i'm going to be right bloody bored, will have to really resist the urge to drink
>>220332127>imagine actually believing this
>>220332158done him
>>220332149this is how i wriggle around in my bed after i've taken my socks off and it feels good on my feet
>>220332091the spaki spammer is one guy. him accusing you of being his bf is a /brit/ rite of passage
>>220332169picked up an extra shift at my min-wage job for this coming week on the work scheduling app on my goyphoneI'm on that #grindset
>>220332127I never said the first half of your post, are you okay?
>>220332149need to liquidate human brains and put them inside this
just increased my growth
>>220332201play on playa
I don't know what just happened but I just began shitting myself uncontrollably and screaming, as if I was possessed by some demon!
basically cant sweat anymore. got the old prince andrew disease
>>220332136Common sense Wine exists because of work and because it takes more work to grow wine in Greenland doesn't take away from the work making wine in France but actually adds to it
>>220332225a pooscreamon
domestically abusing my stretch armstrong and calling him a bastard
>>220332225don't know if that'll hold up at the employee tribunal, rorke
>>220331848It's not the truth
there's this bird from toil who's attractive but she's a paraplegic. wonder if they can feel anything downstairs (in the vaginal area)
>>220332246howlin
>>220332242roar
get that down ya ya dog cunt
Every time my hernia pain acts up I think it might be a heart attack lol haha so fun and not terrifying and depressing and suicide inducing at fucking allnothing fucking goes right for me, decide to go to the gym and MY FUCKING ABDOMINAL WALL RUPTURE HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAH FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCCK FOFOFOFOFOF
>>220332266You don't think people throughout history have sought power over others? Are you mentally ill?
>>220332261omg umbunny
>>220332202If you don't agree with the first half then you're wrong by default.
MUM!! MUM I'VE PUT MY SOCKS ON INSIDE OUT
>>220332278me behind a different fence (with the female owner)
hypothetically if you win an argument and someone is still trying to bait you into replying but you know you've absolutely destroyed them do you ignore them or rub it in?
>>220332278umhorsey
>>220332298
>>220332321Ignore them, the point of argument should be to convince people and mocking them just entrenches them in their being wrong.
>>220332321I don't knowi just use computer, me
>>220332321nobody wins arguments on here
>>220332282>Lift something 1kg to heavy once >In pain for lifeLow-key sad
>>220332321I'd wank him off, not in a gay wayx
>>220332341done him
>>220332229I'm the opposite, I sometimes bring a second T shirt when I go out.
>>220332341All arguments are just Spaki having a melty
>>220332237>because it takes more work to grow wine in Greenland doesn't take away from the work making wine in France but actually adds to itadds to the value? or adds to the work?obviously it doesn't add to the valueif it takes 100 times as much work to make the exact same product, that doesn't make the latter 100 times as valuableit's the same productit has the same value>>220332155you DO need to know this if you want to measure the value of the labour being doneit's 200 fish caught by a trawler vs 3 fish caught by a fishing rod200 is more than 3
does peter hitchens actually think we use daylight saving time for people who get depressed in the winter?
>>220332334haha lil gay horse
iykyk
>>220332334umhorse
>>220332378feet
The funny thing with these PURELY ideological anti-worker/anti-pleb troglodytes, is that they emotionally feel offended by the (Labour) Theory of valye, forgetting, those of them who don't owe their education to clickbait youtube videos, that it was first postulated by an english sephardic jew, before Marx.
>>220331134>How TF is London still so safe??Probably because guns are difficult to obtain in the UK.Also, looking at your map, what the fuck is going on in north-west Italy? Pic related. I thought the Alps were full of rich people who go skiing, rather than street criminals.
>>220332334on his way to watch the phil foden webm
>>220331360Dutton pretty much called her a lying BDP sket
other generals get peng girls and here we get a tranny who works at asda
>>220332371>you DO need to know this if you want to measure the value of the labour being doneWe're not though. We're determining whether its a real job or not. I'm sure SAAS analyst makes more money and technically uses more mental labour than a fisherman, its just not a real job.
just don't read em
>>220332372It's mad how Christopher Hitchens was so much more intelligent than his brother
>>220332394You don't actually find that funny.
>>220332407most of them being trannies too
>>220332371It doesn't exist without work
>>220332282You gotta buy a hiperextension lumbar, saved my life. But it will take 6 months to a year to fully recover. First 3-4 months you just gonna stay up straight for 1-2 mins at a time, even 30 sec at first.
Looked at my side profile holy shit I've gotten fat
>>220332321Just turn off the computer like nigga close your eyes
need gf
>>220332106YELLING
I've thought about putting a spare pair of boxers in the boot of my car in case I shit myself at work one day. Suppose I'd need a spare pair of jeans too. It seems fairly unlikely that it will ever happen but if it does happen and I had that stuff in the boot I could probably switch out unnoticed unless someone was right next to me when I shat myself. Rather than having to just get into the car and never come back to work out of shame.
need bf :/
>>220332407but they're all trannies too
>>220331224How many of those were invented by white working class people? How many thousands of years would it take working class white people to figure out how to make batteries or wireless charging?Let be real all those achievements have been made by a very small group of white people
>>220332334Rorke...
>>220332435i bought one of these and only train obliques on it ngl hyperextensions are boring when you can do romanian deadlifts instead
>>220332435Cheers lad, will consider it.
need gf that doesnt cuck me or cheat
>>220332468Antisemitic post
>>220332444No, you aren't yelling. You typed that in silence.
>>220332460working class people of all races throughout human history have done virtually nothing of note. Not really an argument
>>220332460and none by black people. zero. keep crying though
fucking zero snacks in this flat. I need easter to come so my mum and gran give me an easter egg each even though I'm an adult man and am allowed to buy my own chocolate
>>220332481Oh, Rorke…
the poors are yelling at each other outside my window again despite standing right next to each other
>>220332394not an argument>>220332409>We're determining whether its a real job or not.since when?>>220332425money has value, and can be created without worka sculpture made from human shit has no value, yet takes work to createyour theory is nonsense
>one trillion black people inventing 0 things is the same as one trillion white people >Africa or England yeah your words dont matter
>>220332513>>220332513>>220332513
>>220332505since the original post dumb dumb
>>220332460The man who invented most of those was a poor brown man from Serbia
>>220332282SCREAMINGpoor fella, I feel for you, can't you have it amended? Through a procedure? Are you supposed to be going to the gym?
>>220332450gayboy
>>220331134the met are very good at solving murders