Norf F.C edish
This is the one
if you was on im a celeb would you make jordan or george osbourne eat slugs
Standing up right now
>>220337981har har har
>>220337953Ariana< rubes
Another good day. Over £400 since the 20th when I put £100 in
>>220338027Cute. I first discovered her when I was looking for trad girls who lived like it was the olden days. She made a video living like it was Victorian times I think.
>>220338027Fucking bitch.
>>220338027how old it this bitch
>>220338168LOL
>>220338217she looks young and natural
>>220338329i cant tell if she's 40 and looks 20 or 20 and looks 40
>>220338359She's 25. She hasn't grown a turtle shell yet like Italian women do by 25. That's why you're confused.
Wish it were Christmas time
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>>22033821735
This the new then aye?
>>220338027Why does she store her bread outdoors?
>>22033821725
i asked you a question
>>220338415um! ummy x
Greek girls with curly hair and big asses >>220338419She cheated on you? I don't understand.
>>220337953i love how skinny this cunt is
>>220338327Do you mean actually playing an instrument or you just mean playing songs off your phone?
hes like poo
planning on buying a house with gfberg this year lads.
>GTA VI delayed until 12 March 2027lmao
Hello this is the Based Department, rorke can you hear me?
>>220338470gp
>>220338481remember not to buy a leasehold
>>220338487um.. no sorry youve um reached um departmentum hi
>>220338471ooo eckthat were reet nice
>>220338449nah i cheated on her but thats not what i was sayingbefore she met me she sucked the knob of some previous boyfriend and you know im not some bugger
>>220338482might pick it up in 2030 when they finally put it on PC
Curious fact, the Beatles used a lot of American-made instruments and guitars. From Gibson, Epiphone, Rickenbacker, Martin acoustics, Fender stratocasters etc.
Mad how they blew up the titanic with a bomb and not sank by an iceberg. What else did they lie to us about?
>>220338470Delete this
>>220338471type of shite sacked tranny eats and wonders why he's always tired
>>220338509do leasehold houses even exist? thought that was limited to flats
>>220338415Give people one chance and if they treat you badly cut them out of your life
>>220338482cunt
>>220338525>before she met me she sucked the knob of some previous boyfriend and you know im not some buggerlel, so how do you find girls then? I haven't been with a virgin since high school, they don't exist after a certain age. Maybe you are in your late teens early 20s.
>>220338533What about their amps and recording equipment?
>>220338535leo frank
*she
>>220338540most new builds are leaseholdsespecially in the north
>>220338539looks like a proper scottish meal to me
>>220338547BPD moment
>>220338573thats grim. another reason not to buy new build shitboxes
>>220338291>Isn't there Greek Gyro near where you are?Possibly. Maybe I should look for such a place>I think I linked you a site where you can get rakia last time.True, I could order some. Maybe when I have some more money I'll be able to justify purchases like this, things I'd like but don't really need
>>220338547have done this many times
yanks be like what's up my name's jared
Is the based grangler dead?
>>220338414Personally I wish it were summer all the time. Christmas is bollocks. I hope I can move to some warm place in the future, like Italy or Arizona.
that's not even true because several times you've asked me to apologise (which I have) and you just ignore it
reviewsis
>>220338533All the British bands used American instruments. There were no British companies besides for amplifiers, Marshall, Laney, Orange, and now Blackstar.
right well thats the chilli con carne bubbling away nicely on the stove isnt it?
>>220338593Not a real thing
>>220338555nah she was a virgin but cam on lad admit it kissing some mouth that had a filthy smegma cock inside thats just nastya scrubber you know
>>220338636
>>220338639hate seeing gay little twinks like this with fit birdswhat the fuck am I doing wrong
>>220338639i deserve a gf like that
>>220338596yeah new builds are honestly so grim in every possible wayit's funny how the UK is one of the only countries in the world where houses 100 years old are universally considered to be better than ones built ten years ago
>>220338646fucking would
bongs be like what's up my name's jared
>>220338646He should trim his nails. What's he doing with long nails like that
>>220338656*makes a note*
>>220338639vibes
>>220338600They even had the one I recommended, it's apricot rakia. The actual brand I buy here. The quince one is not bad also.https://www.theoldcellar.com/troyanska-apricot-selection-rakia
>>220338691i do say this you're right
>>220338697he's a girl
>>220334076Absolutely vile...like everything that comes from Britbongistan. Marvel at a REAL pizza, you morans.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wajl4oCw9Q
remember when you were young?you shone like the sun
*makes you love the usa*
>>220338639Every time you see a white guy with a black or brown woman is model tier fitBizarre
>>220338715Agp if true
>>220338671Bro youre lucky she only sucked a dick, but you do you. You found a Greek virgin and broke up with her - baka.
>>220338722Looks Sir Reginald Dwight farted his heamarroid cream on it
>>220338653why my audio interface made in BRITAIN then huh?
>>220338743makes me hate zoomers even more, actuallydidn't think it was possible
>>220338743imagine kissing her :3
>>220338745see>>220338702you sure about that?
>>220338743Fat cow
>>220338743must be nice being loved
>>220338743she looks better with her natural black hair imo
>>220338793well that's from a movie
>>220338748im white i can get any brown girl i want but for a greek she wasnt even swarthy, like i said, blue eyes
might move to the cotswolds
>>220338769What do you have? I got a Native Instruments Komplete Audio 6. Got it with a discount cause the box was open. Still works great after 8-9 years of use.
drinking alcohol despite having toil tomorrowjust like to live life on the edge me
foy
>>220338673I will live my myth in Phoenix
>>220338806well you didnt include that caveat did you
>>220338703how is the quince? love the flavour of quince
raping my feet
>>220338851odd post
>>220338846well they're not a real couple, i thought this would be obvious
>>220338825dangerous and downright and stupid
>>220338769Idk I'm a tube amp guy. I've never owned amplifier software and know very little about the brands that exist. I'd rather plug straight into my Fender Deluxe Reverb and twist the knobs
Am I getting Mandela effected? Wasn't she called Alyssa only a month ago?
All my loudspeakers are English
might move to chipping norton
>>220338807>Greek girl with blue eyesThat's a rare pokemon...what are we doing, maybe you are very good looking and can get any girl. I wouldn't have let her go If I were you.
>>220338844come home Willem Wigglesbottom
>>220338823bought a focusrite + that exact ni one for like £40 togetherthe ni was doa though, had to throw it out
>>220338821looking forward to the mega mosque are you?
>>220338849It's great but nothing beats apricot. My grandpa used to make Quince rakia from our trees, that was nice but he was a master distiller. >>220338903>the ni was doa thoughyou bought it second hand?
yankledoodledoyankledoodledumhis willy’s full of poohis bum is full of cum
Literally no one to speak to. Scared. Lonely. 28.
>>220338889Whats she called now?Every time I see her I hear the Raccoons theme song in my head
>>220338960speak of what
need bulgaria bf to play me nice music and cook me nice food
>>220338946just want to go to clarkson's farm
>>22033896020 F West Yorkshire x
>>220338976Alysa
funny how his name was hp lovecraft but he didnt really craft any love, just horror stories about weird fish people and eldritch terrorsa fantastic indictment against nominative determinism if i've ever known one
>>220338895i was dating like 4 different girls at the time and i picked the best one (or so i thought)ive cut contact with all four now
funny how the US president is just allowed to fuck around with the white house and do whatever he likes to itimagine if the prime minister turned 10 downing street into a deanobox
>i was dating like 4 different girls at the time and i picked the best one (or so i thought)
>>220338952yes i bought it second hand, the lad was nice though so i ended up paying only £15 for the focusrite
like i'm a clown, like i'm here to amuse you?
thoughts on this new song of mine?
>>220339025you have a new prime minister every yearbuilding would be in a constant state of construction
why does no one use the word shemale anymore?
>Literally no one to speak to. Scared. Lonely. 28.
3 things you need to know about dutch birds:1 they're hairy 2 they like it dirty 3 they don't mind if you wipe it on the curtains
If you actually buy and play GTA6, you aren't sentient.
>>220339065looks like a timetable of my gooning sessions
>>220339077s
>>220339065fuck off max martin
>>220339069troon is more fun to say
>>220339069i prefer “she-he”
>>220339085Good post
>>220339086haha yeah sounds good doesn’t it thanks mate
almost bed time now
>>220339122That's also gone. Worlds gone woke
24 year old virgin me. tempted to just begin renting prozzies and just accepting the fact I'm too ugly and autistic to ever have a meaningful relationship
nanberg has started saying 'who?' at random intervals and doesn't seem to be aware she's doing itscared
>>220339041You could have given it for a fix. Mine was brand new and still works great. >focusriteWe had problems with that one when trying to record guitar in a studio, it was stuttering and there was some popping sound all the time. >>220339065vocaroo
>>220339147shes turning into an owl
>>220338703https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_daFWEt0TMthis is illegal in my country without a loicense
>>220339147hooting
in my day it was a big deal if girls flashed their titsthese days they just spread their assholes and pussy lips for the whole world to see
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr Conway Twitty
>>220338960looking for discreet lad in Brighton 28
>>220339141woke will pay soon i have a feeling
blaring like a tornado siren screaming
>>220339163s>>220339173sc
>>220339143go to AA meetings with alcoholyou'll find someone
>>220339208>discreet lad>Brightonnot bloody likely
Three camomile teas down the hatch
>>220339166lel, guys sound exactly like rakia brewers - SOVLSomeone here from a party tried to suggest them dong licenses here and everyone chimped out - there would be riots in the streets if it happens.
squealing like a mouse in my 96 year old gran's face
>>220339226no he should go to SA sex addicts anonymous. I've heard they're great places to score.
killing myself because im an incel neet failure with no way to escape
Who?
>Three camomile teas down the hatch
looking at huge anime tits again
>>220339227lol that and Bristol are the only gay brit cities i know
>>220338991I knew you were female43 M Kent
>>220339262You are a waste of sperm cells
>>220339262
ferret!
>>220339239in the past there were riots over it, armed combat with mercs and soldiers, distilleries and mansions burned
>>220339288Post gut
>>220338939*you're
>>220339266tastes rank. Only non proper tea I like is peppermint
>>220339262I actually did escape this but it took like 3 years
>>220339151wasnt worth fixing it, not for that little money
>>220339313Fluffy :3
>>220339284yeah but that means they probably won't be discreetget yourself down to inner city majority muslim birmingham
>>220339313Rorke wants to ban this
I'm making the favourite foods of /brit/ posters and today, it's the generals favourite sexless nationalist, Rorke.
>>220339318I did a while back. Someone even used the picture to start a new thread
fucking hell I need to get out of the house and do something, can't spend my life sat on my PC
This is London, it's live and this is Saturday night
what?
>>220339367Do it again
>>220339380NO IT ISNTITS SUNDAYAND IT FUCKING LOOMS
>>220339366this guy is a gypsy right?
wish i had a tv
>>220339371not right now though, it's nearly bed time
>>220339380Mad how Rorke seethes about London when it's so peng
just seen a porno with british twins
Is it weird if your gf looks a lot like your mum? Something about Freud?>>220339289
*shuffles past without making eye contact*
Big titty one piece villain
Do not ask for whom the toil looms
Who is this? (wrong answers only)
>>220339429And the points are made up
>>220339317The best ones I've tasted are home brewed ones, on time we rented a villa in the mountains and the owner brought is a bottle of his aged apricot batch - it was the best drink I've ever had, this guy was a master. >>220339333Depending on the fix it would have been cheap, a lot of people throw it out when the fix is something minor.
>>220339366scream
>>220339359how do you know i have already
>>220339329any tips?
planning a gigawank
Didn't realise I logged onto boringbilgarianblogs.com
>>220339077lol
>>220339492are moni
UM
think that might actually be carlybender on a work trip
get the poo roared
thanks to the lad who recommended cookdandbombd
>>220339492If all the pakis and the Indians twink out then maybe there's hope for this Island yet
curry scented bussyhole
>>220339505>bilgarianYou fucked it
>>220339494get a shit job, stick at it so you can get a good reference, upskill on the side and get a better jobtook me 3 years because I pursued stupid things initially but now I'm doing a lot better.
It's fucking cold
mad how if youre autistic then everyone just automatically hates youeveryone i meet, i dont even say anything to them and they already talk to me like ive shat on their face or somethingits a rotten disease this autism
>>220339577seen a tribute act of them live. best night of my life <3
Haven’t been here in years. used to post around 2017-2020 or so. Anyone remember craven? lisicki? monica? 190? homealoneeveryfridaynight/diego? is rorke & rasheed still going? what the fuck are these insane captchas?
cuckedandbummed
>>220339494>>220339590actually forgot to say that I'm still a complete loser in every other respect but at least i'm independent and have a good job, now trying to work on my social life
>>220339505You can always filter my flag
>>220339415yeah cos you cant see all the browns unless you zoom in
Sikhs are bro tier
Cannot think a trait more indicative of a soulless bugman NPC than making eating the focal point of a holiday.Whenever I read something like>can you recommend something to do in X i'm a foodie would love to try out the local cuisine!!!I immediately start fantasising about clubbing tourists in the head like that scene in Inglourious Basterds.
>>220339467i took it apart but couldnt find something obviousdoesnt matter anyway, all i make is shitty house musichttps://vocaroo.com/1bf8kwKjx8eG
>>220339603A lot of neurotypicals pick up on it immediately, it’s a sixth sense for them
>>220339638thats just because you bongs eat the same bland shit all the time
>>220339547that was me. No problemo
gaygen is full of ugly vile fat American goblin bottoms with disfigured holes.. I'm literally banned from the lgbt board, and these schizos talk about me as if I'm there. It's only the Americans and one demented German doing this, because they're all insane.
>>220339638All women want to do is eat and shag Chads when they go on holiday
>>220339638sounds about anglo
bloody freezing again tonightit not right
>>220339590I appreciate the advice lad
>>220339672Of course the yank outs himself as a dull cow.British people LOVE going on holiday "for the food" you daft cunt.
>>220339640
yanks be like, yo Randy let's go to the new deli that's opened on 56th strt
>>220339611the only one who still posts is diegonew captchas are faster than the old ones once the system gets use dto your poststhere are an average of 500 rorke posts every day
>>220339685and who might you be x
>>220339638of course you raving homosexuals make getting BUMMED the centre of EVERY OCCASIONyou even have your own BUM FUCK HOLIDAY MONTH now you turd stomper
>>220339640nice
>>220339713Mm hm yes. We visit Thailand times yearly for the food. That's what's i tell my wife.
if a woman finds you attractive you can coerce her into doing anything it's sad how malleable they are
What's ur gamertag?
>>220339729the voca poster.
wish I hadn't deleted by strong belly picture and could remember the 4chan alternative site I posted it on
the berg!
need a southern belle gf
>>220339757any dish prepared any way you want 25/7 in thailand
>>220339768once you've figured that out you're home free. you'll never get caught up on worrying that you're not up to snuff because women are essentially children in adult bodies
>>220339781good lad you are >>220339768true
>>220339638Why can't you just be normal and enjoy the presence of other human beings? Enjoyment of feasts is perfectly fine if you aren't obese.
>>220339611i joined in late 2014 so i dont remember craven but the others yeah>lisickiyeah big kev. poor lad.>monicadunno where poleaboo is, he still blogs and might post on britfeel but doesn't come here>190stopped posting a couple of years back. some people think he's still around but it's just impersonators>homealoneeveryfridaynight/diegostill posts, not as religiously as before. still a boring bastard>is rorke & rasheed still going?rorke's nemesis is leftypol now>what the fuck are these insane captchas?AI has made most captchas useless. if you post for about a week on the same IP the system marks you as "trusted" and the captchas become trivial
>>220339815Phuket i need Bangkok now
2 billion browns all speaking english is awful, especially in the internet age. british culture is too internationalized, the empire was our greatest mistake. wish we could have our own comfy corner like Germany
>>220339827Thank you Bulgaria bro!
Sir Based Starmer
>>220339611Welcome back lad, what you been up to these past few years?
Had a gf for months that I had this incredible connection with. Felt like genuine soulmates & could honestly imagine living the rest of my life with her. She was objectively attractive but I just personally didn’t find her attractive, she wasn’t my usual type, she was incredibly upset when we broke up and was really into me. It made intimacy difficult but I’m also a bit of a spastic gooner so I had no drive or dopamine. Did I fuck up? I had a good one
Setting fire to Jewish ambulances is a terrorist attack A muslim running over white people in his car ISN'T
fat people really are like this
>>220339611Janny crew lost full control of the website in April of last year when the site was hacked. The new captchas look like schizophrenia, supposedly a way of curbing bot posting but I have my doubts it's working.
Me and my bf at the 24/7 garage shop at 3:23 am (I needed Monster energy drinks) (I'm on the left)
>>220339863sounds like you know the answer already and just want validation
>>220339903troon troon troon sahur
Will you fight the evil Iran for me anon?
>>220339892It's not a terrorist attack if it was a Jewish false flag
>>220339863reading this post in the voice of patrick batemen makes it much better
>>220339898too real >>220339863do you miss her?
Rorke would never have this much rizz
>>220339611we've got new gimmicks like poo seal x
sucking a huel
>>220339917i'd bomb muslims for fun
>>220339903your dads dead LMAO
>>220339929bet both of them are fat as fuck
>>220339611diego passed away from covid related complications in 2022
I haven't posted here in years either but I don't make a big deal about it
>>220339910genuinely not sure lad. I want to reach out to her and live the rest of my days with her but a large part of me also thinks it’s limerance and yearning and Ill regret it once I realise why it didn’t work out. honest to god so stuck on it still
>>220339898remember watching wwf in the 90s and the wrestlers would always remember to pull their pants out of their arse
>>220339715>>220339743https://vocaroo.com/1fcC8cJ8q5iI
Watched one Battle After Another last night VERY good flick
shower and shave time
>>220339929tried this down the student union last week and got pepper sprayed
i want to see the breaking bad sequel series where huell uses meth to lose weight
>>220339860Was doing rather well and living life for years, all gone down the shitter and I’m on SSRIs and find myself here
watched Frankensteinunironically great movieby the end he's fat and poor again, and but ozempic comes out
>>220339986i liked the girl with the chebs
What happened to that sweaty schizophrenic man that was posted here all the time
I hate being Scottish
>>220340009many such cases
developed a new vocal tic where i go brrr bing bing bing
>>220339980I like this one more, are you using Ableton or FL?
>>220340026>by the end he's fat and poor again, and but ozempic comes outthis was supposed to be for >>220339998
trump's fucked it all up, hasn't he
>>220340039in a care home now god bless him
>>220340039tim had some sort of manic break and started posting pictures of himself naked with spunk dripping off his cocklong story short he's been institutionalised and will spend the rest of his days rotting in an armchair eating and watching telly
>>220339961You’re here playing with your dollies quite literally every day tho?
>>220339986I watch it for she
>>220340111his life mogs yours
my local watering hole always has a topical poster like this
>>220340039You're from the Sainsbury's, aren't you?
>>220340049ITS SHITE BEING SCOTTISH!!!!haha, like the film
>>220340141bet the cameraman couldn't believe his luck when she crouched down
>>220340141Right well I'm not sure that this is legal
>>220340152Do Yanks actually pronounce it as “I ran”, I thought that was just a joke about how George Bush mispronounced shit LOL
most creepshots are of underage girls btw which is why these freaks spam them
>>220340200it's a 3rd world desert shithole who cares
>>220340200It’s a joke mate
mmm naked vagina
>>220340200they say eye-rak tooAmericans think all vowels in loan words are long vowels
>>220340233Is heatherpaedo doing that now?
>>220340251>>220340251
>>220340141To think I used to have a girl do this for meLong ago
>>220340073fruity loops for life
>>220340102stop listening to jewish shills and the news
>>220339986
>>220340111he had some injury to his face that still hasn't healed
>>220339917I'll fight with Iran to make you my sex slave. Makes more sense than simping for you
>>220339952Not funny
>>220340149it lush x
