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We're invading Iran guys. Check the news
>weI don't see no stars and stripes on your flag
>>220338005I fucked this bitch (which is what we call women in the hood)
SOVLFUL
>Take a hike, Betty. I'm a solo act, see.
kokomo
I love pirate moms
Black people be like >Why yes of course I would like to sign for the SRT Charger with 156k mi for $900 a month at 37% interest for 96 months
my flickr photos got less than 900 views in about a year.my reddit photos got almost 60k views in about 12 hours.
What kind of man do you have to be to pull Pirate Moms?
>>220338170At an old job i knew a guy that bought a Cybertruck. he definitely got into insane debt for it like a retard he was white though
>>220338200Her son
Mom is making lasagna
>>220338200If you work at a wooden boat center or shipwright they come to you. Ask me how I know
Looks like Avi Lewis is going to be the new leader of the NDP
Indeed job postings like>Fry Cook Apprentice Technician
>>220338227How d'ye know this?
>>220338238Don't care about that irrelevant party
>>220338267>Must give good head
>>220338272They're not irrelevant, they make or break the liberal party by splitting left votes
>>220338106Someone should rewrite Kokomo with these countries instead
What's kokomo
Where's the anon who was posting Fabio looking bitches with manly chins a few days ago and they were peak woman because they were from some ethnic whocares place in europe or something
there's a bunch of voices in my head shouting at each other
>>220338385Some kinda stupid bullshit probably
>>220338268I seem to have deleted the picture of the wooden boat center so have this instead
FBI just arrested a mossad agent trying to assassinate an American in American soil
>>220338408You own a schooner?
>>220338436>schoonerIt's a sloop. One of my buddies has a wooden schooner, though. It's dope as hell. Very pirates codes
>>220338495>SloopLemme guess, you called John B.
>>220338391They were more than likely gypsies
>>220338157Would give anything for her to be my mom
>>220338581>Sabor muy picanteAre you a spic
>>220338591Would you bang her
i love sexy babes
>>220338754No that's sick... I would just jerk off to her
You stupid ape you fucked up my pictureposts
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cleveland_Torso_Murderer
the body is a temple
>>220338868treat yours as such
>>220338868And your mom is the acropolis
Hey guys join my religion, our temples are full of beer
>>220338682No.
>>220338856That was me
you guys got a meme folder ready for when it happens?
>>220338957I don't know what that means and I'm not looking it up
>>220338967Post hand or you're a wetback
This fucking Jeetnadian if ideologically posessed. TDS like a mugh
trillions of dead babies
uh oh fentanyl melty
>>220339043I GOT SOMETHING TO SAY
>>220338783I'm glad you interrupted that homo's "pictureposts"
>>220339003Ignorance is not an accolade
>>220339013Post penis or you admit you have a small one
>>220339003How by Christ can you not know what the Acropolis is.
>Are you a go-go girl?
>>220339064Uh, okay a lot to unpack here... So... I didn't, like, link the post to the Brazilian yet I called someone an ape and you just assumed I was talking to him . This is extremely problematic
>>220339074>>220339115I can land an airplane
I'm poopedI'm crappedI'm shitted
>>220339153Now you can do a takeoff as well
>>220339153How do I respond to this without sounding bodied?
>>220339209You can't, Loc. Don't even try.
>Hi yes ChatGpt sama, I need you to generate bara fan art of UsaBall having rough but compassionate sex with ChinaBall
shit on the tits of a dog, it's a beautiful day
wore three pairs of underwear in one day award
I haven't had clean underwear in two weeks
>>220337970Wales!
This nigga talmout lemonade
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KI3aHxun9M
>>220339735Ma perche? Che è llà, a new job, a vacation, a romantic hookup? And why Wales?
>>220339725Do your laundryYou are risking a UTI
https://youtu.be/6Z9c7O859Zk?si=jM5y2dk2ZwZbzEQqYou wanna see a hilarious short body am video? They railroad this zesty buck and put his cuffs on too tight and stuff his flamboyant ass in the back of a police car while he screams
https://youtu.be/_2un1aU7mT0legit one of the best action movies of all time IMO.
>>220339893You can't get a UTI from yourself retard
https://youtube.com/shorts/sROiYiOxjYI
>>220339868I like cambrian chronicles and i want to see the places in his videos and stuff. Old ruins and pretty nature. I have a rural and old heart so it just speaks to me and english makes getting thru the countryside easier than other countries.
>>220339968CoolI hope you have a great time
>>220340005Me too lol. Thank you though
>>220339940LOL The fag never even touched the cop but they arrested him anyway LMFAO. The end is fuckin great, stuffing him in the car by the neck
>>220340096Oops meant for>>220339911
i don't think this guy ^^ actually watched the movie or even the video
>>220340131>>220340126oops, i understand now.
>>220340131I replied to the wrong person, but yeah I actually have seen that movie with Action Figure Saul Goodman. It was alright, but I had a hard time disassociating him with Saul
kinda wish I was gay
>>220340178You're kinda gay already
>>220340300if I'm gay why am I so poor
>>220339940Pretty good scene https://youtu.be/hwZ1G9fKPI8?is=At4PVYdVbRkgjQC2Always liked this one
Clean the dust off the top of your monitor.
>>220340344You dont charge enough for blowjobs
>>220339940>Of all timeNot even close. It was ok, it wasn't bad but it was by no means anything special
>>220340175i've never seen BCS or BB so i didn't have that problem kek
>>220340355>MonitorI'm not a nerd I use a tv for my monitor
Watching mad body cam videos .. you know these drunk white women that get kicked off planes for being too drunk ALWAYS cry racism, it's hilarious so far I'm 5 for 5
>>220340403Watche this movie yesterday. It was a certified gem, definitely one of the greatest
>>220338536Idgi
Got me a luxurious hot dog for lunch at Costco
Had a bowl of mushroom soup, 1 scoop of whey in water and 150g of strawberries. Now I will go read the Bible for a little bit before washing up and getting ready to go to church.
>>220340634
>>220340634I meant to say you called IT John B
>Arriba arriba andale andale
>>220340178Straight people basically have gay relationships in the big 26.>>220340355That always feels good>>220340508Lol. Its so embarrassing to have to wheel somebody out of a public place because they got too drunk.>>2203406562$ of heaven>>220340701What book are you on?
>>220339968Sex with saber
>>220340702>>220340743O, no. It's called "blow me"
May I interest you in some Eclair cake?
>>220340823Gospel of Matthew, last I finished off the section where Jesus walked on water towards the disciples. It’s a Catholic study Bible so only about 1/4 of the page is the scripture with the 3/4 being explanations.
>>220340843Saber is cute and amazing. She's funny and cute with a lazy side, but she's brave and virtuous in the face of difficulties. She's pure and has an air of chasity but she's still erotic and sensual. Definitive best girl.
>>220340971Interesting. Matthew is one of the harder ones to make a good understanding of along with luke. Some of his stories are so paradoxical that you can read them and not be sure what his true intention behind the words was. He was always playing with the law and what was socially acceptable trying not to get stoned. I hope you're enjoying it!
>An MIT report cited in 2026 revealed that 95% of GenAI initiatives have delivered zero tangible dollars-in-the-bank benefits, with many projects failing to move beyond the pilot stage.Hmmm
>>220340955Only if it's poisoned
>>220340955
>>220340395I charge the appropriate amount based on my looks and skill
This cashier girl that acts extremely soft has sold me for a few times now. Idk if she's faking it or not, but she's not like the other girls and I have to make a move
My sister just downed a whole bottle of rum
Its nuts how more than 2 trillion dollars is being invested an AI and its not returning any profit, it's nowhere near being able to turn a profit
>>220341281Hook me up?
>>220341299The money isnt real anyways who gives a shit the people in power get to make infinite debt machines
My little sister told me that she thinks I’m cool. When we all went to a restaurant, she wanted me to order the same thing as her and laughed at everything I said.
This zoomer (idk if it's trendy or not) boxed alcohol is fucking amazing. You're drunk, but you're also not falling on your ass.
>>220341341This isnt true, massive failed investments have real world consequences, mostly for the everyman
to all you bored folks out there what are some big thoughts/feelings that have been weighing on your mind lately?
>>220341387Those tech companies are evil they only want to use that research to destroy lives and enslave people
God bless America motherfucker
>>220341348Cute...
>>220341109>tangible dollars-in-the-bank benefitsdefined how and measured in what way
Feels good not having to worry about gas
>>220341348How old is she?
>>220341585Hard ROI—direct, quantifiable financial gains that appear on a company’s Profit and Loss (P&L) statement.
>>220341281My older sister has done this since she was a teenager. >haha I'm like an alcoholic lolIt was cute then. She's 48 now. It's not funny anymore.
>>220341585They probably mean liquid profits
>>220341662Alcoholism is always funny Lighten up have a drink
>>220341348I fucked her
>>220341348Have you ever thought of you know..
penis boob vagina poop butt fart poop
>>220341725Jeet
>>220341224
>>220341662My sister is turning twenty in April
>Good morning, thank you so much for dinner lst night and taking me out. I had a nice time.>Though I had a nice time, I really feel you should be with a nice woman more youre age.>I know she will come into your life at the right time. You are a great guy!How do I even respond to this
>>220341662It sucks when your family members are alcoholics
Are you telling me AI cat videos are not profitable?
>>220341762
>>220341695>Lighten up have a drinkI rarely lose my temper; however, three memorable occasions of temper loss were in response to this exact phrase.
>>220341796>how do I respondDon't. What is there to say? Did you really think you were going to have a normal relationship with a cougar?
>>220341792pics?
>>220341809Sounds like you should have taken their advice, friendo
>>220341823>Did you really think you were going to have a normal relationship with a cougar?No I thought we'd be able to fuck and have fun for a few weeks and have a little thing given I'm going to be on that side of town for the next bit.
>>220341851one memorable occasion featured this response as well
>>220341871Ya in my experience they're down for once, maybe twice if it was good and that's about it
>>220341578The only good part about turning Unc is being seen as a “cool adult” by my little cousins and little sister. That and being rich.
>>220341871If she let you fuck, you'd probably fall in love with her and develop some weird older lady mommy fetish
>I rarely lose my temper>loses it all the time apparentlyJust woman things
>fucking literal granniesIn this day and age. I do not blame you.
How much does it cost to have a gf?
>>220341953too much
>>220341953Everything.
>>220341809Sounds like you need a drink friend
>>220341953Depends on you. And the girl kinda
Reminder zoom zoom, the serb, and Jason all want to fuck their moms
>>22034194615 years older is still in milf territory depending on how hot the girl is
I hope my hearing loss isnt permanent lol>>220341953Depends on the gf
>>220341937>If she let you fuckWe didn't, I'm living with my parents and her late teenage kid was there that night with her friends.I really, really want to though.>develop some weird older lady mommy fetishI'm fine with anyone as long as they're attractive, nice, and have a baseline of intlligence/wit. Age doesn't matter that much to me as long as they're legal.>>220341946>granniesShe's 42 but super hot.>>220341891I want to press my luck with one more go so we can at least fuck and end on a high note, but I don't quite know how to go about it.
>>220341809https://youtu.be/Eq8ZiZ9xiLw?
Watching Turkey Tom's newest video on Darksydephil
>>220341991I don't want to fuck my Mom
>>220342058Have you not already? If you haven't already she's probably not going to want to. Or maybe she did and thought you were trying to date or something and she just wanted a nut, so she lost interest. That happens too.
>>220342054>I hope my hearing loss isnt permanentWhy? Were you at a crazy club?
>>220341991Goat hasn't been around in awhile. Do you think he finally killed himself?
god nother day of talking about faking wamen im off to another general
>>220342058>>grannies>She's 42 but super She just batted your ass then
>>220342098>Have you not already?No last night was the first time I was with her since I met her.>she just wanted a nutI explicitly said "the waiter's getting impatient, shall we take this over to your place?" and she said she wanted to but couldn't because of her daughter staying over.Then she shot me the text this morning.
>>220342179Well you done goofed, that was probably her expectation
I'm the 6 dollar man
>>220342117I went on the plane with a sickness and my right ear started hurting and a few days later the pain subsided but im still about 80% deaf in that ear. Im hoping it's a temprorary thing or some sort of blockage. Ive tried cleaning out the ear but it hasnt changed anything so far.
>>220342249Have you tried chewing gum?>>220342231How so?
>>220342249I liked Juuzou a lot when I was younger. Why was I drawn to androgynous characters from such a young age?
sodomized the canine
imagine: /cum/ but it was actually good again
>>220342365Where's spinster
cumpies, im drinking covfefe
>>220342285>Have you tried chewing gumYeah. Sometimes it feels like the passageway opens further but my hearing still isnt fully resored.>>220342298>I liked Juuzou a lot when I was youngerI liked juuzou a lot too when i was younger and still like him now. I'm androgynous and a very low empathy person and don't really care about my own life or feel pain like others so he was really relatable. The fact he eventually finds a way to coexist with other people and make friends always has brought me a lot of hope.
>>220342431> Sometimes it feels like the passageway opens further but my hearing still isnt fully resored.Give it a couple days and then see a doctor.>I'm androgynousSo are you actually trans, a femboy, or just a guy, you always give me mixed signals in that regard.
>>220342365I like this thread so far
>>220342285>how soI mean without knowing the details of your arrangement last night, I'd think that her expectation was to have some dinner, maybe drinks then go home and fuck. That you *didn't* do that might be why she lost interest
>>220342526>indigenous
>>220342249I get debris like cFine carbon, dust and all kinds of things stuck in my ears because I'm putting in ear plugs all day at work. I got one of these little ear cleaners with a camera on the end of it to clean it all out occasionally. That might help, but from the sound of it you actually have a sinus issue
>>220342568>I'd think that her expectation was to have some dinner, maybe drinks then go home and fuck.I did too, that's why I proposed it. I think she chickened out at the end but I can't be for certain.
How they gave his own show to Tad GhostalAny given second he could go mad postalStay wavin' that power band space cannonAnd have the nerve to jump in the face of Race BannonPunked-out; luckily he deaded itAnd guess who's the schmuck whose credited with editing it?Your man Moltar, the cop outAin't have no other career choice, he dropped outSince when the Way-Outs included ZorakWay back he used to rub his thorax in BoraxI'm not the one that sold him to itIf he won't admit it, I'm not gonna hold him to it
>>220342509>So are you actually trans, a femboy, or just a guy, you always give me mixed signals in that regard.I don't really know anymore. I am just me. I don't belong with any gender. Sometimes I go by a male name because my name change to a female one got invalidated by the trump admin. Im pretty firmly gender non conforming but I am medically trans. It doesnt really matter to me anymore.
>>220342365>Again
>>220342179>she said she wanted to but couldn't because of her daughter staying over.Should've offered hotel room
This nigga was the first domino in a series leading to me fucking a man. The game was truly rigged from the start.
>cousin walked in on me in the bathroom Fuck, i was naked too Should've locked the door but I assumed it would be obvious what with the light being on and shower running
>>220342733>It doesnt really matter to me anymore.You should really detransition before it's too late man. You're a nice guy.
>>220342770My stupid fucking sister has opened the door to the bathroom with the fan, light, and shower running TWICE while I was in it
>>220342770Walked in on you jorking or just saw you naked briefly? Doesn't seem like a big deal if the latter
is there anywhere that's cheap to live in where the weather doesn't suck ass
I deserve this
>>220342811The latter>Doesn't seem like a big dealI guess not but id rather my cousin not see me naked you know
KEEP YA HOES IN CHECK
>>220342819https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HpfzdJblPlE
>>220342526nothing with being a semite, but what is indigenous to them?
>>220342825Any man can obtain a 5/10 woman
>>220342857ok, so not fresno
>>220342854Idk why people in the US are so weird about nudity>OMG MY SISTER SAW BY BOTTOM! MY MOM SAW MY WEEWEE!big deal
>>220342774Detransition from what to what? If i got off hrt it'd just make me miserable. Names or pronouns don't mean anything to me so insisting on something new would be equally meaningless. I wish i could be christian again which is sort of a bummer but i can still pray i just can't do communion. The concept of having a social identity just doesnt make a lot of sense to me. I have body issues that I can't get over though and growing a beard and intentionally deepening my voice would be playing dress up. Just yapping, sorry.
>>220342924>Any man can obtain a 5/10 womanI wish, I'm like a 7.5/10 and I can't get shit
>>220342825Women have it way too easy. All they have to do to get a man outside of their league is be fit. That alone qill allow them to get a more attractive man than they could otherwise
I think one of the major mistakes trannies make is believing that pronouns are important to anyone else but them. Like nigga idc if you call me a man, woman, or attack helicopter because I don't have a weird complex about my gender identity. That's not being agender that's called being normal
>>220343056If people called you a woman for years it would start to have an effect on your thinking. Normal people don't face situations that challenge the way they see themselves in that way.
>>220343000>Detransition from what to what?From a man on estrogen to a normal man.>If i got off hrt it'd just make me miserableKicking any addiction is a painful, challenging process. But you're always better off doing so before it consumes your life.>Names or pronouns don't mean anything to me so insisting on something new would be equally meaninglessFrom the sounds of it the goevrnment has already streamlined that for you, and I think part of you knows that.>I wish i could be christian again which is sort of a bummer but i can still pray i just can't do communion.God knows you're a good soul whose been led astray. I know it just by talking to you on here.>The concept of having a social identity just doesnt make a lot of sense to meHaving nothing is worse, eventually the abyss stares back at you and tells you to jump in.>growing a beard and intentionally deepening my voice would be playing dress upYou don't have to have a beard or a deep voice to be a man, being a man is far more than a "social identity", it's the essence of your being and your purpose in life.I know deep down you're a sensitive, kind young man whose found himself going down some dark paths, trust me I know myself.I know you can do this and that you'd be all the better for it.
You can run from your demons until you are exhaustedOne day you will have to stop and find out what they wanted
>>220342855goober ahh dawg
>>220343183My memories from the time before is all negative. It feels like crawling out of a furnace and being told to go back in. What would it accomplish to grow body hair and have my breasts sag and my fat distribution turn me into a rectangle? I don't care about my body meeting the expectations of other people anymore. It's not for me to be normal.
I want to punch Emma Stone
Kanye is my idol
>>220343541Did you listen to bully? I did not
>>220343566Some of it
Pooping
>>220343541I like him but his new music is awful.
>>220343437What's wrong with her?
I'm horny
>>220338024My city is an absolute dump with drug addicts everywhere and illegal immigrants and I'm supposed to cheer on the US military killing people 10,000 miles away for Israel. No thanks.
reverse order, the meltdown of the parasite I keep talking about. this is all the same person by the way: >>220343694>>220343636>>220343608>>220343530>>220343524you are allowing this every day when you ban me for talking about it instead of rangebanning him daily when he pops up look at these posts. it even triggers the spam filter when I try to quote them all - indeed, he is irredeemable
>>220343302>My memories from the time before is all negative.Are they negative because of your gender identity, or negative for reasons completely unrelated to it and you use this addiction as a crutch?>What would it accomplish to grow body hair and have my breasts sag and my fat distribution turn me into a rectangleBecause it'd be the truth. The way you're going on is living a lie and once you get to a certain age or state of mind going down this path eventually it'll dettroy you.Not to mention it'd be easier to stay in shape, work out, and be out in public if you were a regular guy. You could easily get into shape if you put your mind and money to it.>I don't care about my body meeting the expectations of other people anymoreCare about it for yourself, not anyone else. It'd be for your own sanity and well-being above all else, that's why I'm concerned.
work weeks should be 4 days, 10 hour days
work weeks should be 2, 4-hour days.
>>220343707Before modern times when you won a war they came back with carts of gold and silver. There's no hope of strengthening through conquest with a festering wound in your nation's heart. People have given up on even justifying it.
honestly, we don’t work enoughwe should work 6 days a weekand on the 6th day, for no paythank you job creators!
>>220343626>his new music is awfulSay what you will, but I don't think anyone else remotely close to that level of popularity could've made a song about gay underage sex with their cousin
>>220343778I can get behind that
>>220343737Thank you for bringing /cum/'s attention to this matter!
>>220343737>>220338005reminder those posts linked are all coming from the same person and that he posts 15+ hours a day getting 0 replies, he shouldnt be allowed here (posting on 4chan is a privilege, not a right). people dont come to this website to see his posts, actually, they leave
why am i so hungry today? do i have a tapeworm?
>>220343807FK you need to cum in my ass
>>220343780In the modern era they will come back with 4 million Iranian refugees to move them into America. We suffer from our governments being at war with us. We are the enemy of our government because they hated us first.
Trump bros how’s the two week special military operation going
got some korean take out
>>220343794https://youtu.be/d9BMPmfxaoM?si=_t-iHBXsjWAppvop
well... shit...>Global human population has surpassed Earth’s sustainable carrying capacity. The Earth cannot sustain the future human population, or even today’s, without a major overhaul of socio-cultural practices for using land, water, energy, biodiversity, and other resources.
>>220343852Kimchi is literally just pickled cabbage. I have never been so disappointed since I found out borscht is just beet soup
>>220343846It is crazy how America got roped into another goy war
>>220343807reply to my posts anytime and get a free yank (you) from fat begging for your attention because they are that insecure, needy, and power hungry they are also a compulsive liar but they are honest about being so desperate and cucked
>>220343846should go as long as it takes to kill every single member of the terrorist funding regimea global shipping lane should not have been allowed to be so easily influenced by radical muslimsthe ayatollahs should have been exterminated in the 80s
>>220343912I can fix her
>>220343741>Are they negative because of your gender identityA lot of the time yeah. I have body issues that i tried to deal with by self improvement but every affirmative step i took towards feeling better about my body made me more and more aligned with being trans. Eventually i depended on it as a source of my self esteem. Before i did that I had completely given up on life and was so depressed i was withering away due to starving myself.>Because it'd be the truthThe truth is that we're all going to die too. But suicide isn't some heroic gesture to face our mortality. We just try to live a good life even if our means are strained.>You could easily get into shape if you put your mind and money to it.I am in shape. Sometimes i take breaks from working out because my muscles get big because I'm pretty good at exercising hard and eating right. I am stronger than the average 200 pound man despite being thin.
The six hard boiled eggs I ate yesterday are doing crazy things to my digestive system
>>220343153They do but bullying is considered a terrible crime these days. Really makes you think
Let's have a /cum/ arm wrestling tournament
>>220344009>every affirmative step i took towards feeling better about my body made me more and more aligned with being transIf you were in this same situation 40 years ago before transness was popularized online, would you have done this and gone down this path? I feel like you would've been a guy that would've either made a great priest or been a good gay artist/author/filmmaker etc. To me this reads as you finding something new and unhealthy in order to cope with your trauma.>Before i did that I had completely given up on life and was so depressed i was withering away due to starving myself.What was your background like if you don't mind me asking? I'm curious given I faced similar issues growing up.>suicide isn't some heroic gesture to face our mortalityI'm not telling you to ack yourself, quite the opposite actually. I want you to live a good, long life with a healthy mind and body.>I am in shapeThen you shouldn't have to worry about the destransitioning then. It should be a smoother process for you than others unless you've also had bottom surgery.
>>220344246....orange man?
>>220344220Bullying victims suffer enormously. There is no competition for compassion.
>let me tell you how to live your life!
>>220344261Pig man
>>220342964it's just weird idk i guess in some ways we're a more private peopleWhat country are you from?
>>220344317https://youtu.be/ZUEGeWYWbuU?si=HF10SlLWegzrGK8m
>>220344246
I can imagine myself being physical with a woman but the few times I've had the actual opportunity I just tense up and am afraid of touching the woman
These farts are absolutely insane
Why would someone name their daughter "Maclaren"
>>220344331The US
>>220344446then why do you not understand people feeling weird about nudityif you're an immigrant you're not American btw
>>220343010They can also get fake tits and like 50% more men will go for them too lol, truly is living on easy mode.
>>220344476Not meI avoid I women with fake titsThey don't feel as nice, and hurt the woman more when squeezed
>>220344438They like fast cars
>IP rangeban seems to be permanent>have to solve like 12 captchas just to be allowed to solve captchas to postIf this is the average experience for even a fraction of newfags here this site has zero future
I like dark chocolate
>>220344502this but avoid all women
>>220344502>Not meThat's why I said 50%
>>220344545Me too
>>220344545When was the last time you had a dark chocolate bar?
>>220344545Like I like my women
>>220344535I was rangebanned for nearly two weeks for no reason at all, really bizarre
i prefer milk chocolate. dark is too bitter.
>>220344535i just one captcha if at all and its a piss easy one, it took a little bit to level up to this though, just dont delete your cookies
Is making coffee French press style faster? Looking into different methods because coffee maker is super slow
>>220344535I wouldn't bother posting here if I had to solve that many captchas.
>>220344598someone on your IP range was probably spamming the cheese pizza or ban evading
>>220344582Im eating one right now
>>220344612no, you still have to boil the water. So you either can get a coffee maker like a bunn/ninja that have fastboil systems and you'll get a whole pot in 5m or you buy an electric kettle that has fast boil and use the french press
so no one cares about the voyeurism alert... wow
are we back
>>220344656It is a ninja coffee maker but the design is retarded. There's a detachable side tank. Somehow there's a leak in the pipe that brings the hot water up so like a third leaks out the bottomEnds up taking like 40 minutes to brew a pot
>>220344471>then why do you not understandBecause it wasn't that way where I grew up. It wasn't 70's era free the titties or anything obviously but if someone oopsied or something you'd just shrug it off, who cares. The US at large still has pretty puritanical take on nudity. It's kind of a problem
>>220344253I would have been a priest or a monk in a different time. But I live in this time. Were the monks unhealthily coping with trauma? In many ways i live in the same social role as they did. Ive made art but it's mediocre. I've learned skills but no one else cares. I was a prodigy in math but now I'm just another gifted person hobbling along in the shadow of genius. I want to live a life where I can help others and do good but it's probably too late for that.>What was your background like if you don't mind me asking?My family became relatively wealthy rising up in the middle class but alcoholism destroyed it. I was socially competent but stubborn and difficult with others. I had a very repressed personality for a long time and only expressed myself online. Even now I have to write things down when i get emotional because i cannot cry or use words i just freeze up. My dad was always off at work drinking and my mother was always at home drinking so i would lock myself in the office with my brother to get away from her violent benders. In my dreams I was a girl and it really upset me when i was awake so i tried to become more and more detatched with myself and my body. Around puberty other boys were into girls and I didn't understand it. I was already so detached I couldnt really process sexuality. I ended up deciding that life wasnt worth it and hung myself on the doorknob when i was 16. I got caught and put in the institution. I was going to be there forever but got out by promising my father i wouldnt do it in exchange for him releasing me. I dropped out of high school and became a shut in, ashamed because i had been disfigured by self harm after that episode. During that time I became desocialized and lost a lot of my repressive instincts. After that I decided to confront my feelings arpund sexuality and it led me down a long path to becoming trans. It was awkward and shameful and things only got revealed when my body changed too much to hide. /rant
>>220344598That's how it started for me (and many others) now it's been almost a month with no sign of ending this time. It's over...
>>220344597Jeet
>>220344701hmm well it's broken so return it for one that works. I have a ninja with the side tank but it works fine so idk, boils a whole pot in 5m. I think the bunn is better though, the one my mom used to have was bulletproof and the first ninja I had broke
>>220344617It's unironically easier for me to VPNfag against the rules than post with my own flag, idk what gookmoot is even hoping to do here.
>>220344764They should clear the rangebans and readd them manually desu
>>220344702Maybe you just come from a trashy family. Nudity is never ok
>>220344535I wanted to switch browsers but the other browser was requiring like 6 captchas every post so I gave up, while I only have to do 1 on this browser
*sucks teeth*man ya'll fruity white niggas STEADY on dat BOOLshit it's why i can't fuck wit' 'chyall. straight up
Someone get ready to make the NEW, Pirate Moms was my last edition of the day
>>220344764Don't you get a fresh IP address if you restart your router?
Want sex but afraid of womenWish a hot woman would just spawn on top of my dick, internationally speaking
>>220344848Range-ban, not banned nigga
>>220344853>spawnLol
https://youtu.be/cKaXXuHGKdM?si=ToBKNhVbjBnlAyBf
hey google, how many hours do cats sleep?
>>220344898yeah like a videogame just pop out of nowhere on top my dick
>>220344706>Were the monks unhealthily coping with trauma?The monks were attaching themselves to God because they knew their place was not among the rest of us and never would. It's a healthy mechanism. After all, without them autistically documenting and preserving wisdom we'd still be in the Middle Ages.>In many ways i live in the same social role as they didIs a whore, a drug addict, or a mercenary in the same social role as a cleric? Just because they're all people coping with their trauma doesn't mean they're all equally valid, healthy, or productive mechanisms, and to suggest so is simply gnostic nonsense.>Ive made art but it's mediocre. I've learned skills but no one else cares. I was a prodigy in math but now I'm just another gifted person hobbling along in the shadow of genius. It's because you never honed any of these skills or dedicated yourself to them. Trust me, I've had the same issues myself that I've only come to terms with and adjusted to recently, and I'm a grown man. If you focused on one or a couple of these things you could've been great. For a frame of reference for you, think of it like Whisper of the Heart. You have a young boy and girl who are insecure and unsatisfied with their lives who both have baseline skills and interests (writer and luthier). Though they both fail at first and lose a lot of what matters to them, when they decide to keep honing these skills and integrate them into their lives they grow and develop instead of retreating into self-hatred or delusion.>I want to live a life where I can help others and do good but it's probably too late for that.It's never too late to try, and improving yourself is often the first step.>I ended up deciding that life wasnt worth it and hung myself on the doorknob when i was 16That's terrible. I was in a similar situation growing up with the inverse, where I had a great family but grew up poor in a community of extremely abusive and cold people who mercilessly bullied me. pt.1
>>220344898Sorry twas my postGoodnight>>220344928Oh thought it was s pun spawn like brreed
>>220344792You're sweeter than a doughnut nigga
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>>220344928Hawk tuah on that thang. You know what I'm saying.
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>>220344784It's vice versa desu, trashy families are puritanical. My family is rather elitist