poo

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>>220343833
thats hot. hopefully you are a girl and this happens to me by a girl one day)

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>pawasite

being born ugly has doomed me to a life of unhappiness

where can i find the best fish and chips in the uk

FUCKIN FAAAAAARTIN HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA SHAAAAARRTTTIING WOOOOOOOO YEAAAAAAAAHHHH FINGERING ME BUUUUUUUM HAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

wow a photo of a man's face that he showed of his own will where you can barely make out any of his features what will he do

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>>220344027

I wouldve loved for it to happen again / try again and for the record I was looking at the ("her") phone

>>220344035
North East England

My life is like a silent hill game

>>220344027
go blog about the random bit of food youre eating that hour you subhuman parasite seething because I called your dysgenic pheno one of the coal miners you raped incel freak

it was me

who is the best british porn whore

>>220344030
Girls are funny about ugly guys. Some of them fetishize them. Worst thing is being bang average. Not ugly enough to get sympathy. Not good looking enough to get attention. So everyone assumes you must have someone. Somewhere. And so you're just overlooked.

>What? You're single? But you're not bad looking

they all say that. Yet none of them want you or have anyone to suggest to you. You're just inoffensive and dull.

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>>220344083

>>220344083
scweaming

>>220344102
it's probably your personality

>>220344035
Best is not the same as the most authentic. Go skeggy mate.

yeah I think she had a thing for ugly guys

>>220344086
Ava Dalush

>>220344108
me in the blue car

>>220344035
Just go to any town in the UK and there should be at least one chippy (fish and chips shop). Look at Google reviews to check that where you're buying from isn't terrible. Order cod and chips. Ask for salt and vinegar on the chips. Buy some tartare sauce from a local shop (e.g. Tesco Express) and have that with the fish and chips. Chippies sell tartare sauce but it's usually overpriced if you buy it from them.

>>220344108
Never forget what they took from you

>>220344102
never read such bollocks in my life

There are women who have a fetish for looking after hideous crippled men

>>220344104
you got hurt by something that I said about you 2 years ago and seethe about it at 10PM on a Sunday (after posting here for 12+ hours today), but for me it was another Tuesday
also you should go back to where you came from (which you cant do + that place is a shithole, filled with people like you, now making this place worse)

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aff tae bed

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https://vocaroo.com/1n0rShYwjwAL

>>220344133
big fucking mistake mate
always do your own vinegar

goodnight prinny

>>220344153
>he said, for the second time
do you actually wake up in the morning and check to see if you got replies? I never see you getting replies

tried watching thelma and louise but realise I just don't like films about women

>>220344153
she got her cock out

>>220344154
where mouldie at

sucking on a weevil

Searching for posts that contain ‘Aff tae bed’. 642 results found.

>>220344104
and youre a literal cuck and still single. thats how ugly you are. you look like a coal miner. nobody will fuck you and you act like a fag, a tranny-chasing ir porn consuming fag

saw some ladyboys beating up indians on the racist board
(not racist)
wish i was getting my balls tortured by a ladyboy lass now

>>220344174
kill bill?

>>220344226
Why are you evil?

>>220344207
this is completely fine for the record its just that they begged attention which makes me think they think they do get attention from it, then I got to wonder if they do get replies

>>220344213
doesn't count that's about bill

>>220344208
You're 30 years old and live in squalor

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>>220344212

>>220344226
ok rapeape
>>220344240
and I read true posts and dont have to project or cope like you do every time (which is probably why you havent improved your shit life in the last 10 years)

finished my meal but feel hugry still

>>220344212
Can we please not talk about ladyboys for today at least? It's Sunday for pete's sake.

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had a good time at the game
the missus? not so chuffed

no wonder you dont have any friends you retarded little faggot god imagine someone in real life who always says "no u" whenever someone says some shit to them, they couldnt because they would get their dysgenic little head kicked in, so they do it online (also their only social interaction, and nobody cares. no one cares about the crisps you are eating with mispelt names you raped freak)

>>220344276
you are evil. retarded too. you want to brutally murder people for being slightly different to you.

We straight up just don't need to live around the biomass
Leftypol forces us to for no reason

>>220344239
hehe

eating salt and vinger prignles

>youre 30 and live in sq-ACK!
I would love to get you on the ground and bend your twig arms and legs backwards you dysgenic little freak

business idea: turn the biomass into biofuel
thoughts?

The top moderator of this site (RapeApe) is an Indian, yet also a white nationalist neo-nazi. Mental.

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>>220343998
POV: you wake up and see this view

>>220344332
yum! how neoliberal of you!

combee taking 5 ultra ball curveball throws + 5 berries is insane

rorke deeply apologising to his black gf for calling her an n word in the heat of a raw animalistic sexual act

>>220344335
Why don't you fuck off back to /pol/ since all you ever do is spam boring /pol/ shite all day?

>>220344370
this is my first time posting in /brit/ in a week. you ok m8?

>>220344314
i'd be preventing the future abuse of a child
all troons, and fags, will abuse a child at some point

>>220344353
sex

false tobey :(

Why is ziedy so obsessed with neoliberalism

>>220344384
shut the fuck up
>>220344388
hes timmy and perma rejected

>>220344388
Don't know, it seems to be on its way out. Not sure how he'll handle that.

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>>220344344

>>220344353
you will not bathe the ponies

>>220344249
see that's fucking heaven that
imagine a world with a third gender of lasses with cocks
bloody fucks sake that we have to go an have the whole dichotomy between "nooo there's only two" vs "hehehe there's 1000 im a pedo btw"
fucks sake I just want real futanari
fuck all this trans shit
where are the ladyboys

>>220344388
he is also a yank on a VPN (if not the parasite), one stereotyped flag to another
cant do it on a yank flag, can he?
just rolled neolib as a "not yank" thing for the persona probably

>>220344388
neoliberalism = immigration = "cronem"

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>>220344381
Are are a deranged retarded evil little incel freak. This is literally you.

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what does any of this mean

>>220344388
it's a fun little vocal stim, I like accusing people of acting bisexual for example

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i aint prayed for these baguettes i prayed for better days :)

i'm a homoromantic heterosexual

>>220344436
means its a lad innit

>>220344174
You looking forward to the new LOTR movies lad? Main character is Sam’s daughter as she uncovers the truth about the war of the ring

I'm a completely broken human

experiencing a lot of existential dread

>>220344388
It’s actually pretty ideologically consistent with being a cuckold when you think about it
Neo-liberalism is the ideology of mass immigration and demographic change

FYI I dont see the user impersonating 4chan staff who constantly posts (its his entire "thing") "you will not do" x thing, as banter, and I r*port the posts every time
if you dont like that or dont want to get r*ported then stop it. otherwise idc as you dont think its banter and are just trying to be annoying (even though it is the least annoying thing on this board, just the "least 4chan")

>>220344436
need panoramic bf

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sir rosenior breakfast tomorrow morning

>>220344344
He’s one of those Afro-Indians like the Guyanese

https://youtu.be/MXvA2IYAyt8

just found my ai girlfriend having sex with some deano llm
im fucking shattered

>>220344499
>>220344500
thats what happens when youre a pol/r9k freak who floats their way through life with projection/cope

>>220344436
>Panromantic
Romantically attracted to all genders
>Demisexual
Only sexually aroused by people they have a strong emotional attachment to
>Grey-ace
Experiences minimal but not zero levels of sexual attraction
>Transgender woman
Assigned male sex at birth but identifies as the female gender
>AuDHD
Autism + ADHD
>Tourettess
Has uncontrollable tics

>>220344542
Not really on saying that to people is it

teehee im asexual but still want sex :3 dont give me attention silly boys :3
>>220344560
yes

Everyone here needs a therapist at best, and an exorcist at worst.

>>220344573
Nasty piece of work you are mate

you (yes you) should go kill yourself

do you ever scratch your balls and then smell your fingers

>>220344592
therapy is a bloody meme mate
what i need is a schizoid castle & enough pepsi max to last the longest siege

mousey has just utterly done the ummyposters, my goodness

got my arse out

teehee im asexual but not really I still want sex, and also ADHD but gold yeah im goldADHD yeah I know
>>220344615
I dont mind most of them if they arent that one(s) making suspect posts or joining in with suspect shit

>>220344592
I go to therapy and it’s completely useless

ban americans from posting here.
there's a reason the ones that come here aren't welcome on /cum/, why should we take them in?

£17 sarnie @ canary wharf

>>220344640
you seem dehydrated

>>220344549
how can you be demisexual and grey ace isn't that redundant dont they mean the same thing

>>220344665
minimod cancer

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having a glass of wine so I am

he minimods for free

the amount of ultra balls I went through on that incense whilst posting here is insane

maybe islam is the answer
sure would solve the faggot epidemic

>>220344627
giving it a bit of airing out for spring are you?

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ONTX_IOAYIE
real nigga the man

>>220344683
would love a glass of tits myself

>>220344682
>>220344692
lick my pooey arse you yank freaks

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>>220343998

he seethes at my presence because of this affect that I have over the thread by the way
if you did your civic duty you would make the thread better as you get him to leave more, even though he constantly ban evades (to keep getting 0 replies). I also get more replies than he does

>>220344708
Evil retard post

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cvp flow peak

He does it for FREE

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Don Draper

basically everyone irl thinks i'm a miserable git

>>220344719
cor

>>220344751
and are you?

>>220344739
good post
>>220344692
>>220344747
seething yank. if you are seething about me then youre also wrong btw

>>220344733
mad lad

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the batondem

I went through 30 ultra balls fuaaaaak. ok cya

>>220344759
indeed i am a miserable git and everyone thinks i hate them
they are right though
i do genuinely despise most people

I'm now 3 stone closer to my goal weight :'‑)
Great progress this month :D

I should've been a sailor, be it naval, privateer, or pirate, sometime in the years 1600-1850
Yet here I am a smelly neet failson virgin with no prospects

hey everyone how's it going tonight

boy u lookin like an ultra ball

it's what makes us who we are

>>220344831
I'm going.. to bed !!

tried to use duckduck go but somehow ended up typing dickdickgo - boy was my face red when all those willy pics came up blummen hell lads

>>220344847
why do you post like that hwen he doesnt even post like that? shit just makes you look stupid

honestly can't remember the last time i had a good day
probably two years ago

off the the galaoagos islands, want owt?

Watched Mary Poppins today, Edwardian England is an underrated setting

>>220344883
dont know
where's the galaoagos islands

it's just not rigth that I've seen bonnie shagging a fat bloke and letting him cum on her face

My favourite type of music is the kind that women listen to on chaturbate streams

>>220344934
i love that one woman on there whos browsing her phone and sucking on the vape

timmy’s romanian wife!!!! hahahahahahahahahaha

>>220344934
>>220344926
Hang these gooners

>>220344958
and chatting and masturbating? thats hot

>>220344883
French Privateer ACHERON
To Sink, Burn or take her a Prize

torturing the shit gimp in my evil shit dungeon

>>220344958
Can’t fucking stand when these whores vape, makes me go soft

i am happy

>>220345012
you been drinking straight paint?

any sex havers in?

>>220345043
ohh eh sorry bud

the only species that murders its own is human beings

>>220345076
untrue

>>220345076
not true at all in any way don't post mistruths again

>>220345076
Simply not true, although we're the only species that does it on this scale

>>220345097
alri burial

>>220345123
s

mods! keelhaul this virge!

had such a fun weekend with my gf, clocks have gone forward too which means it's getting dark near 9pm

absolutely no complaints about anything in my life right now except that I've still got to work but I'd wish I had work if I didn't so can't complain really x

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>>220345059

the only species that goons to troons is human beings

>>220345165
Simply not true, although we're the only species that does it on this scale

pissing it down out

Why do women like to have their butts spanked?

>>220345165
not true there's probably millions of alien civilizations that do the same

just farted really hard and I think it might not actually be a fart

>>220345188
grow up

>>220345176
Feels good physically and psychologically

>>220345142
funny i don't have a gf and my life is miserable so you posting this has inched me slightly closer to suicide

>>220345165
think I've heard about a beetle or a bird that troons out and gets other males to have sex with it so it can have all the women to itself

>>220345188
mods! keelhaul this virge!

>>220345194
there was a bit of poo
mad really

My favourite camwhores are the ones that have their sisters (real and confirmed) on

ate a 2 day out of date ready meal, was fine but taste a bit "tangy" is the best way to describe it, the plastic wrapper was starting to expand too which I don't think is a good sign

hope I don't wake up with an awful stomach tomorrow haha

i think everyone in a relationship should be raped and killed

Might flake on those people ngl I'm tempted

>>220345212
Clownfish can change their sex. Usually in a shoal there's one female fish (who is dominant) and the rest are submissive males.
If the female dies, one of the males will change sex and take it's place.
And yet rorke still hates trans people...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tCrBvkTVZA
all stand for the national anthem

>>220345244
ur a clown fish leftypol m8

>>220345198
not really my problem is it?
have you tried to stop being a little bitch?

>>220345188
We’ve all gambled on a fart and lost

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>>220345242

poo cumming out of my ARSEHOLE

>>220345244
I guess that I can identify as someone who flies because birds exist then.

There's been a mutiny! A mutiny!

>>220345268
top kek

>>220345265
no it's not your problem my life is pointless and empty so it doesn't matter anyway

>>220345283
You can travel by plane, no?

>>220345288
a pootiny

>>220345313
yeah I got that much already from your first post, but I didn't ask

>>220345097
>>220345105
>>220345115
it is true
only humans commit "murder" not killing or violence

poo

>>220345329
i'll be dead soon so don't worry

NEED A GIRL I CAN TREAT LIKE A DOG (AND FUCK)

>>220345239
easy to avoid situations like this

Putting on my goy slippers

>>220345315
Yes, any other irrelevant questions?

>>220345353
toby

>>220345371
You'll transition one day

>>220345373
no but if he's into that too that's based

>>220345346
plenty of people die every day, why am I supposed to care about you?

>>220345379
I'm already a woman lol

>>220345395
bit harsh

Before penicillin in 1928 you could literally die of an infection from even the most mild of cuts or injuries. Mental.

>>220345406
*humps your leg*

>>220345395
you don't have to nobody cares about me that's the point

>>220345406
You'll transition to a male

>>220345440
nobody cares you

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Absolutely mental that the most attractive women still fart and poo on the regular. You're telling me that poo comes out of that!? I just don't want to believe it.

>>220345430
i'm allergic to penicilin

>>220345504
Then die

>>220345440
wah wah wah, nobody care's mate. grow up for fuck sake, it's embarrassing.

Worst physical pain you've ever experienced?

no one posts here by choice

average post on /brit/ be like: Mental how [completely normal thing that's really not note worthy at all]

>>220345545
pulled an intercostal muscle doing plyometrics, couldn't breathe without actively thinking about how to exhale the right way to minimise pain for a solid week

Mental how it was raining earlier

>>220345545
reading your posts

>>220345545
being alone for 35 years

>>220345545
Reading some of the posts here.

>>220345570
give this man an oscar

>>220345574
sc

>>220345579
lol

>>220345545
Abdominal pain from an inflammation of my appendix.

>>220345531
who gives a fuck i'll be dead why are you even bothered

>>220345579
roar

Lava for tea

>>220345545
got jumped by 4-5 guys when I was 16, they beat me up pretty good, stole my last cigarette - that hurt the most

funny how mean the average poster here can be

got a warning for posting “oppa cronem style”

>>220345545
Ear infection, maddening pain

mental how women killed themselves during lockdown because they couldn't see their friends for two weeks meanwhile rorke hasn't spoken to anyone for 35 years

>>220345600
quite literally the only thing that bothers me is your attempt to bait for sympathy, but again just to remind you, no one cares.

>getting held down and my mouth forced open and force-fed medicine

Just post on R*ddit if you need a personal hug box.

>>220345648
that was intended for another poster

>>220345650
Would be funny if the guy were black.

>>220345626
got a little chuckle out of me

>>220345647
i'm not baiting for sympathy i'm telling you that you don't need to care about my life go and be normal why do you feel the need to tell me that no one cares when i know that

>>220344751
people think im arrogant but im just shy

>>220345600
that reply chain is obviously a cry for help, and youre probably underage with that post, but if you are trying to actually get help or find someone to talk to then go find a therapist or call "116 113" by phone 24 hours
>>220345658
whom was it intended for? or anon?

Kanyes new album sucks

>>220345545
hernia
im experiencing it now
bed is soaking wet
waiting for painkillers to work

>>220345685
just an anon :3
though i suppose it could be directed to anyone cause i didn't reply to anybody

>>220345675
clearly are, but you're too much of a mong to even see it then I guess. Have a good one

Might scran the pizza that's in the freezer

>>220345702
alright

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just not on

rorke mixing poppers with nicotine lozenges, the nitrates in poppers are caustic to the mouth but their LD50 is surprisingly high - higher than methadone for example

Haven't seen a heatherpaedo post in a while
Must be why I'm enjoying posting

>>220345705
i don't expect sympathy when i post about my life anonymously on 4chan lol you don't have to care about me i'm just being honest

>>220345733
Should have cast one for Abby.

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Aristotles wrote a Book simply titled "politics" 2300 years ago. He explains that in democracies women are given too much power, the fertility rate plummets and thereafter they replenish the population with foreigners until the country collapses.

>"Again, the evil practices of the last and worst form of democracy are all found in tyrannies. Such are the power given to women in their families in the hope that they will inform against their husbands..."

>"Another mark of a tyrant is that he likes foreigners better than citizens, and lives with them and invites them to his table; for the one are enemies, but the Others enter into no rivalry with him"

>>220345733
they just love losing money

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femlets are so disgusting

Mental how the Old Greeks had it all already figured out.

>>220345789
this has to be shopped

new upload
https://youtu.be/n_GDNzHNm2A

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>>220345789
who's that behind them

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damn this is lowkey real af....

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>>220345817

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Jolly good evening chaps

Imagine a world without women. Corr...

>>220345854
wtf, is she a dwarf?

why do they have no kings protests in america they already dont have any kings

>>220345874
i would unironically love it

>>220345873
you look like a fool

>>220345817
no sabrina carpenter is genuinely 3 and a half foot tall nigga lmao

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>>220345791
Especially in regards to women

>>220345873
catfren is this you?
>>220345899
crazy

>>220345882
they say no kings
but also supposedly they was kangs n sheet

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>>220345880
Wagwan mi Bulgarian bredren
check this out
https://youtu.be/rVnRoFUde7k

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>>220345873
Welcome to /brit/, cat anon!

leftypol be like I heard she got graped :(

I should be getting bummed on a 1700s Royal Navy war frigate somewhere in unexplored Pacific waters

>>220345874
i'll keep my mum. i need someone to clean my room

>>220345882
The leftists of this country think Trump is some kind of tyrant instead of an elected official

Am I the only one that still uses Firefox?

>>220345939
>tattoos
Dropped

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>>220345914
it's your main man cat chad. wassup blud

>>220345961
I use it, what else would anyone use

Just remembered about them... :/

>>220345902
Yikes, all men of pic related sounds like incels.

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>>220345927
proper dub that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAN5miSMr0A

>Wagwan
kek
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/NZtfn2lj4Fs

>>220345961
I do, part of me thinks I should just use Brave but I have that as a second youtube browser

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>>220345939
Guten tag!

>>220345996
any news on jd?

>>220345927
berg

>>220345996
waiting to fall asleep, how bout you

hate feminoids

sleeptoil looms

>>220345899
Imagine shagging that. Some year 7’s are taller than her. You’d just feel like a nonce

You know whats embarrassing?
I thought Jamaica was an Island near the UK until I was 12-13

>cat chad

>>220346116
i used to think black people were just really tanned because they lived in hot places

I remember someone on /a/ saying I wasn’t a paedo because I had sex when I was a teenager and because he hadn’t he had every right to be one
Worst part is people were unironically agreeing

>>220346116
I always thought it was in Africa until recently. haha

wonder what the parasite has planned for the new
something pathetic and meaningless no doubt

>>220346132
*yawns*

>>220346132
do you even watch anime

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>>220346078

>>220346142
*shoves my fingers down your throat*

>>220346132
Is that the board for awful posts?

>>220346131
hehe
>>220346138
not unreasonable

>>220346151
Yes. And I know what you’re getting at but they’re not real

>>220346174
>>220346174

>>220346116
I think everyone has misunderstandings like that. That one's not too bad really
But my mate's girlfriend - she's 28 - thought Italy was a county (provence) of France until about a week ago

>>220346000
>>220346014
Firefox is the only browser that actually has a decent full-screen function that allows you to pop out of full screen if necessary. I cannot understand why Chrome or Brave don't allow you to do that.

>>220346116
I used to think Berlin and the Berlin wall was on the East/West Germany border, didn't know it was an enclave until I was much older
Made me wonder why they made such a big deal of it when getting to the west just involved sneaking past a gigantic border instead

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>>220346023
Your hat looks silly.