Guess the country responsible for this.
how can supply be unaffected when 12 tons of kitkats are removed from the supply?what the fuck?
>>220346206They were just a shipment to 1 person.
Europeans shit on America's many delicious chocolates but eat so many fucking Kit Kats that a loss of twelve tons is a drop in the bucket.
>>220346206Nestle is the biggest megacorp to ever megacorp
>>220346206Swiss Strategic Reserve of KitKats were released from their mountain fortress
>>220346160It was Pooles
is this The Onion?
>>220346495Real life news has become The Onion in case you missed the past year.
>>220346540>yeardecade tbqh
>>220346588The last year got far more absurd than the rest.Trump's feds killed GOOD and PRETTY in the town of MEANIE-POLICE.
>>220346238kit kat is delicious THOUGH
How long would it take you to eat 12 tons of KitKat, chat
>>220346669like a week, chien
>>220346160What are the spiritual implications of such a deed?
>>220346160wtf my kitkats
>>220346669When did this trend of pretending other sites are Twitch start
>>22034671210,000 years in the soul dungeons of candy land
>>220346861Right around the time terminally online zoomers started referring to anyone around physically around them as "chat"
>>220346206I used to work for a similar company, we produced on average 80 tons a day, 12 tons is about 1/4 of a truckload, companies usually produce with some overhead in case some batch has to be discarded so logistically speaking 12 tons shouldn't be that big of deal, which I know sounds insane but that's how the slop industry works
>>220346160hungarian PATRIOTS led by ORBAN himself confiscated these HOHOL-bound reinforcements and electoral bribes, they are under heaviest guard at the budapest central bank's deepest safe
>>220346258Kek
>>220347057How does MAGYARZAG keep winning??
>>220346540>>220346627please make trump president of venezuela
>>220346160It was dem eyeraans, I reckon.
>>220346160The Great Kit Kat Kaper
>>220348495nice
>>220347050yeah thats crazy. imagine 200 years ago, most of the people were almost scraping by eating gruel and scavenge roots from forest. and now days we can create pure slop by snap of a finger. what a time to be alive
>>220346160kitkats are so good tho
>>220346160I did. I will eat them every day for the rest of my life.
>>220350283Someone has to feed 2 billion feral joggers
>all that free advertisement because haha goofy crimeIt was an inside job, they staged it all.
>>220346495>is this The Onion?Hi Onion, this is Dad!
>>220347050thank you for your service
>>220346206Whoever stole it is just going to sell it to retailers anyway
> poland> stolen kitkats heading to warehousethey gonna appear in Georgia, mark my words
who the fuck stole my kitkats???
>>220346160What country is between italy and poland, and likes chockolate?
Germans stole the transport and ate it because it was mistakenly marked "Kit Scat" and the brown color further deceived them
>>220352481kekypowa
>>220350385this is actually plausible.this is our world now.
>>220352481LOOOOOOOOL
>>220346238KitKat is owned by Nestlé (Swiss company).
How do you even sell 12 tons of stolen chocolate? What's the black market for that?
>>220352934Small corner stores owned by immigrants.
>>220353014>hello mehmet would you like to buy two tons of chocolate considering that you probably sell at least three bars a week
>>220353074They split them up between 100s of stores. It's called organized crime.
>>220346160
>>220355647ayo pepe looks like u got sum doodoo on yo face
>>220346206Slop is slop
>>220346206That's a single truckload
>>220350432not sure how the thieves will rid themselves of 12 tons of illegal kit kats
i like how the thread about this on /ck/ degenerated into /int/ style schizo posting >>>/ck/21954748
>>220359134>thread not deleted with everybody bannedThe /ck/ tyrannical janny probably made that thread.
>>220346627Deserved
>>220346206>12 tons of kitkatsthat is something like 12 pallets, I'm guessing.that's one trailer.
