We just had to show them that a baseball bat is kind of like a katana if you squint hard enough, which they kind of do by default, so we were off to the races.

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>>220347412
What happened

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>>220347444
If you have an american IP, X auto-translates japanese posts to english now. I tested it, with a brazilian IP, japanese posts remained in japanese by default, then I turned on a VPN with an american IP and suddenly my feed was full of translated racist japanese posts.

We’ve been best friends for decades. Even before we were frenemies.

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>>220347412
The night:

>>220347444
people on Twitter were mad that their timeline was constantly bait engagement slop from india and nigeria so Elon flipped a switch and americans and japanese people on the site started seeing a lot of each others posts and they liked the size of our barbeques and now we are good friends

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>>220347436
but your bat in underwear is squinted

>>220347412
Anime and their video games are worse than any atomic

>>220347558
And we appreciate their opinions on African Americans.

>>220347412
You mean, master and his slave, right?

>>220347620
that is only because hordes of Zanichi Japanese have invaded our glorious AmeriKKKa

>>220347558
>Elon flipped a switch and americans and japanese people on the site started seeing a lot of each others posts and they liked the size of our barbeques and now we are good friends
wholesome. japan is still gonna get replaced tho sorry not sorry

>>220347436
Kek

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>>220347412
If you want Japan to be your ally so badly, then give us 271,000 F-22s for free.

>>220348367
we will give you 133,000 and not a single more and you will have to pay use 1000 dollars.

>>220348367
Okay check your cash app

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I ghosted some Jap girl on Interpals when I was 16 because I had to spend a week in a ward for thinking about bombing my high school. It was sad, I hope she doesn't hate Americans now.

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Americans have always been weebs even before World War 2.
And after it was done, they went back to weebing

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>>220347463
>now.
Hasn't this been a thing for months?

>>220348367
What's wrong with the F-35?