Belle Delphine's bumhole edition
>>220351256How does it look
Music play moder
i'm fat and i'm rude! nobody likes me!!
>>220352973spotless, bleached, and boring 2bh
>>220353049Tongueable
Awful gooner edition. Do better.
I've seen her nipples
>>220352973it lush
done my hair all nice just to spend all day sat alone in the house
Do they do arsehole piercings?
>>220353146i'd pierce belle's arsehole. wouldn't even charge her for it
>Scott Mills sacked from BBC Radio 2 over 'personal conduct'What's he been up to then?
>>220353239Like any gay he's been after men half his age no doubt
Might do a cheeky 5k on my lunch
Mousey must be forcibly restrained and kept in a cage
the parasite hates me because im kind and gentle
getting loads of metal spike piercings on my bollcoks
>>220351256overrated whore
>>220353239Said he doesnt think islam has a positive view of gay rights
>>220353239said women can't have penises
>>220353239said he was english
>>220353239wonder what shade of biomass his replacement will be
What did Scott Mills do, lads?
>>220353420You won't be listening anyway so why cry about itWorry more about getting a job and losing your virginity
>>220353414ive heard identifying as english was a bit of a chudwhistle and everybody normally refers to themselves as british, is that true?
>>220353420they'll get romesh on it. he's already fucking everywhere
So what did Scott Mills do?
>>220353440>>220353457your dads arse
dunno why Indians look at me like they’re entitled to a tip after driving 5 minutes on their electric scooter to deliver my shit
wondering what Scott Mills did
>>220353446Correct>Identify as Scottish, Welsh or Irish?Good>Identify as English?You're a bad person
Mousey would be a great replacement for Scott Mills who has been sacked
>>220353477Only because British has been used as a substitute for English forever so there was never really a need for anyone to be specific
dunno
>>220353446Only the Scotch call themselves British and half of Northern Ireland
Sir Scott Mills
Scott Mills sex arse
First Poster for Hulu's 'Pizza Movie' - High college students face an unexpectedly absurd journey when they must navigate two flights of stairs to retrieve their pizza delivery, turning a simple task into a surreal adventure.
>>220353525Might give that one a miss
>>220353525It's that spastic from Stranger Things!
genuinely in love with Alexa GrassoShe’s adorable
>>220353525too sad about Scott Mills and his mysterious dismissal to watch this
>>220353260>Scott Mills, 51, and his husband, producer Sam Vaughan, 35, have a 16-year age gap
>>220353525reckon this could be fun to watch sufficiently deep into a steamingtoil sesh
fucking hell is this the Scott Mills general?
scott mill
DO THE FORTNITE
What has british culture ever given to the world
ruby is making a statement on the scott mills situation and it's brazy
>>220353587Scott Mills
Told my mum he’s a nonce she said how do I know I said he’s bent and then she threw a tea towel at me and laughed I’ve got jokes me
>>220353525>stoner comedieshard pass
>>220351256I like that other girl more, I don't remember what her name is right now, she was doing some funny cosplay
>>220353605If you don’t like Superbad, This is the end, we’re the millers, Ted you are gay and Ireland deserved everything we did
>>220353633All shit
>>220353633weird name for a film
>>220353648Holy gay
tung tung tung sahur
>>220353648Superbad had some fun in it
>>220353668Americanised freak
mousey is my best friend and I'm not ashamed to say it!!
>>220353633I like superbad and love this is the end, are we're the millers and ted really on their level? don't think I've ever watched them
>>220353720No I just searched stoner comedies and they came up
/brit/ will be observing 1 minute silence at 1pm today in memory of Scott Mills' career.
>>220353726ok thank you for your honesty
>>220353726you devious bastard
Calling someone americanised used to be an insult but now the UK is so shit that it's a compliment
So spaki will be spamming about scott mills for the next week
>>220353754>talking about spaki in the big 2k26
scrote mills
>>220353525DUDE
>>220353801420 blaze it
420 ganja man smoke the doobie
Scott Mills for the Spurs job
>>220353744>australian opinions on americanisation
dead general
>>220353924No Iran war politics please
>>220353924enough about the war, keep it on /pol/ mate
>>220353924what the FUCK was his problem
i want POL to go
found myself in an argument with a zoomer woman which means I've lost because they're too stupid to see reason
>>220353477why though?
leftypol doing an african tribal dance after one can of 2% cider
genuinely and embarrassingly found out that "ebony" isn't a rare metal like in Skyrim but is actually a type of dark wood
>ynr Femi saying he has a slight American lilt because he watched a lot of Kenan & Kel as a kid
lord have mercy
>>220354065it's a porn category I've never clicked
>>220354084that's one of those ebony metals from skyrim
>>220354028rorke challenging leftypol to a bantu dance-off after getting his first compliment from a black woman
>>220354065ebony meant rhino horns, *horns*
>>220354015you didn't need to use the word 'zoomer' in that sentence
the rorke vs leftypol shit has never been funny
Leftypol thinking Rorke vs. Leftypol has never been funnyRorke thinking these imaginary scenarios in which him and his friend Leftypol do outrageous things are great fun
i got that summertime summertime sadness
panic stations
rorke looking at the ebony section on pornhub
>>220354172>peckham burningnothing of importance was lost
>>220354180NOOOOOOOOOOOO
Funny how me and her are in the exact same position
>>220354087nobody unironically uses the term ebony unless they have browsed that particular genre of porn or are involved in woodwork
>>220354191She and I*
can you imagine actually being a mod on some online space lol like you're responsible for what people say and do. gives me the fear
>>220354198black women are so good
>>220354191saw "trans" at the start of her username, immediately looked back up at the pic and got hard, went back down to read the rest of her name so i can look her up and fap, then realised it was "transform". heartbroken
>>220354198Bit weird. Imagine if the roles was reversed
>>220353414He'd have been hanged and gullotined if he'd said that surely????
>>220354191That's just some weird AI nonsense to appeal to incels like you (doesn't take much)
>>220354191>I don't want to hear "it'll happen when you least expect it">it'll happen when it's meant toHow do people deal with foids in real life?
>>220354191>it'll happen when you least expect itdefinitely not expecting it sitting in my smelly bedroom so lets see what happens
>>220354198Rorke's backstory
>Cole Palmer's glamorous new girlfriend is a devout Christian who says 'the Bible is her favourite read' so this is why Diego kept telliing us to go to church.........
>>220354306shes either an irish traveller or a liar
>>220354306honestly even deegs probably wouldn't have thought much of someone who said The Bible was their favourite book
>>220351256bairn looking ting
>>220354306>>220354314the blonde bogged bimbo vs the flat natural brunette. A tale as old as time.
>>220354191What's funny is that if you asked her out she would say no. As she would for about 80% of guys
>>220354334you shag the first and marry the second
>>220351256She has the cutest little poophole. Quite literally built for sniffinf and licking.
>>220354349the way that porn addicts like you talk is genuinely repulsive
>>220354342i wouldn't ask her out
>>220354367Not my fault that girls like it when you sniff and lick their butts.
>>220354367good post
>>220354172Corr can't wait for summer
>>220354349>>220354395average finnhttps://www.reddit.com/user/kusima/
Job centre video call appointment looms
>>220354443do people wear proper trousers for video calls/interviews or do they just keep whatever they had on before while dressing formally from the waist up?
Who the fuck is Scott Mills and why are you cunts pretending to know who he is?
deenz and cheese sandwich for lunch
>>220354476I don't dress in anything I literally sit on my settee in a tshirt and pajama bottoms and chat to my job centre work coach for 10 minutes on a video call on my phone
>>220354493>Who the fuck is Scott Millsdon't knowwas just pretending to know who he is, you see
stephen fartlet
where's the maintenance then
fucking screaning
belle delphine in the forest cnc video
>>220354641
Scott Mills is druggie btw, seen him off his head pissed and on pills quite a few times when I was at uni. Probably something to do with that.
eating crisps at lunch is one of the most essential experiences in my life
Was so thoroughly CHANGED by MILF porn that I don't find these cutesy types like Delphine attractive at all really. Love huge breasts and hips and bums, and the ever so slightly tastefully aged face so much that I've only ever had sex with women over 40. (3 times)
A truly remarkable result today in South Australia with Independent Lou Nicholson winning the Victor Harbor based seat of Finniss from FOURTH place with 18.1% of the primary vote. Leap frogged Labor on Independent preferences, One Nation on Green preference, then the Liberal Party on Labor preferences. Victory was finally confirmed when One Nation was the last excluded candidate.
dead thread full of losers and virgins
Do you commute 20 minutes to work everyday in the snow?
>>220354708project on
>>220354708fuck off 190
>>220354705I have complimented older women, they became so cutesy
Salt & Vinegar > Cheese & Onion > Smokey Bacon > Prawn Cocktail > Ready Salted > Roast Chicken
>>220354707love to see independents winning
Can't take Zack Polanski seriously, his teeth are fucking horrendousDon't need a yank smile but something that doesn't look like such a mess
>>220354770>hypnotises you into thinking your tits are bigger
ANOTHER DAY ANOTHER PASSED PRACTICE EXAM
>>220354770plus hes an absolutely spazzy mongo
>>220354770
im in the litty committee oh yeah yeah yeah yeah
>>220354770Don't pay attention to politics anymore, so don't really care who he is, but he really is one ugly cunt.
need a cock up my arse asap
>>220354858umm hi x
Smoky Quorn ham, cheddar cheese and pickle sandwiches for lunch
Can’t work with broken fingers now can you!
not the anon, but once during a time when I spent the most of my days gooning away, I was watching one particular toilet training video of Miss Medea and some other domina.I followed their instructions, drank a bottle of my own piss and ate and swallowed a good chunk of my shit. They then instructed me to cum with the rest of my shit in my mouth. I chewed and jerked and came, blew one of the fattest loads ever, total ecstasy.As I was nutting I came to realize what I had just done and made myself throw back up everything immediately. Never felt so disappointed in myself.I still have scat fetish (why else would I be here) but I know better now not to follow through. I almost killed myself that day.
banter
right
>>220354747Salt & Vinegar > Ready Salted > Cheese & Onion > Prawn Cocktail > Roast Chicken >>>>>>> Smokey Bacon
>>220354770Looksmaxxers are onto something when they talk about dysgenic people, like clav saying he wouldn't vote for JD Vance because he's ugly. It's true, people in power should not look like inbred peasants. This man is utterly repulsive to look at. Even if he wasn't a muslim-footlicking communist anti-White retard, just his face alone would stop him getting my vote.
>>220354899Reminder that this is not your fault, the computer made you this way. You can heal x
>>220354908me claiming sexual harassment and reviving a 7 figure settlement
>>220354770>>220354801
>>220354938Ready salted is the only option because salt is an honest taste. None of the other flavours actually taste like what they are meant to represent.
>>220354908reminder to r8p-ort the parasite and if you see him in real life run up and shoot him in the face or stab him in the abdomen with a katana and that god supports me. god is on my side
>>220354908the natural jubilance and exuberance of a man with a gigantic willy
>>220354938Whatever our differences, I consider fellow Salt & Vinegar chads to be my brethren.
any woke right man in
>>220354965sc
For me, it's girls who look like Calvin Coolidge.
The cockroach is posting again
>>220354976
That's Calvin Klein. Oh my God, he's a dream.
>>220354965
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5n1DcFSNQg Nigerians are leading the way in absurdist shortform humour
yeah I looked at loads of girls today and sort of realized that they are all mostly the same (in their specific subgroups of girl)
>>220355011Shall be deleting this reply, because I'm trying to be nice. Sorry for my outburst.
>>220354993shut up bitch nigga
I buy ready salted and add my own vinegar.
>>220354938>>220354747for me it's the humble sour cream and onion
Can't wait for the 4chan April Fools Day prank!
>>220355029baseless accusation
Salt and vinegar confirmed number one flavourCheese and onion lads on the ropes
just saw a post that violates US law
reminder to do your civic duty and r*port the parasite. you dont have to suffer it
I like monster munch pickled onion and skips
do you reckon this is what charles was like when di died?
>>220353446Working class people and upper class people consider themselves English.Middle class and new Brits use British. Obviously different for Welsh, Scottish, Northern Irish.
>>220355057we all had a discussion and decided you're the parasite. we can tolerate the other posters but you're the worst
>>220355039Seabrooks used to do a 'Canadian Ham' flavour and they were peng
>>220355069probably
>>220355024with things like tim and eric I at least get itthis I just can't grasp at all
>>220355061And that's why your bussy REEKS
>>220355085That's why it's genius!
>>220355037Sir Sodden Bag
no. and look at how the parasite uses the anonymous nature of the site to its fullest potential. he would deserve to lose this place nobody gives a shit, just stop talking. go meltdown - which doesnt make a difference because its "im shitting up the board because im upset" to break up you shitting up this boardkill yourself. last reply to you / of this nature this thread
>>220354191She is a bit old for me. My grandad met my nan when he was 35 and she was 21. I'm 34 so i'm looking for a woman in the 20-25 age group.
Lets be honest here, both the left and right wing response to Kirk is creepy. The celebration of his death was vile, but the beatification of him by MAGAdrones is also bizarre.
this lad's posts remind me of those random chapters in that irvine welsh novel where it's just a load of zeros and random letters representing a tapeworm's inner thoughts
>>220355072nobody on this board likes you. your r9k buddies are all also mentally retarded subhumans, just like you are. stop acting like anyone cares about you outside of a cancer discord that is the cancer killing this website
>>220355101You're the most annoying poster by far.
>>220355111
Wisdom teeth coming through now aged 37Seems a bit late
>>220355122meltdown
ree im not a parasite, my falseflags arent working. actually you are the parasite! a tapeworm! subhuman retard! youre the worst poster not me and [whatever else you said to me today]you are the jews but retarded. "no u" and forgetting about yesterday. remember crying
>>220355129maybe you'll finally gain a clue
God protect my penis and testicles
mousenonce ruining another thread is he
>>220355139finally. good boy, have a meltdown. you little freakoid retardno different than you posting here on your usual shift, other than its even more self-harming than that. so go on >>220355151>"no U"remember thread, r*port his posts. 3 this thread. thank you
>>220355144May you find peace and stop being spiteful for no reason
Ok /Brit/ ..Get me a"GF" (GirlFriend)whoLookslikeHer !! She`s lovely !!
>>220355151its ok his daily melty only last a few hours
the parasite ruins every threadbrings up mouse for no reason. the worst scum ever to exist in the world
got the week offgonna spaff it up the wall gooning, eating pizza, watching 90's annymaemight even treat myself to a crosta mollica tonightmaybe get some drugstelling myself this is a rich british traditioni bet the picts would have the occasional cheeky weekendereat a few liberty caps & mong out to the lad's drumming around the hearthfire old georgian nobles likely smoked a little bit of opium & had a little napwoke might not like it, but i'm not ashamed to continue what we started
>>220355143The parasite doesn't exist, you are just incapable of realising that posts that annoy you can be made by several different people (and that those annoying posts aren't DELIBERATELY made to annoy you). If you tread in dog shit, the dog didn't shit there just so you would tread in it, it is just an unfortunate synchronicity. This general does not revolve around you. Please seek help and get correctly medicated.
love mousey and his micenot a big fan of the peters though
bit funny how there is always "someone" to jump out and defend the parasite, no matter the time of day. funny how "someone" is always here to say "no, U are the parasite"funny how every time no matter what time it is there is always "someone" there to start freaking out - having a meltdown, shitting up the thread - no matter the time, whenever it is said, in defense of the parasite. its funny how it doesnt matter the time it always happens, every day >the parasite doesnt existtoday is the first day for the thread that everyone in all timezones every day are told and made aware, so that in time they will know what I said in the above, as it is true - and everything he says is a lie.
just finished the channel 5 clavicular interview and i dont think ive ever had a headache this bad before
>>220355232Calm down
>>220355218no no no this is fake because le bvsed Japs don't act this waythey are very polite and calm
>>220355235this is very bad for your cortisol brother
>>220355199ive got the week off but im going to london on wednesday till sunday
>>220355241lol
>>220355241bitch ass nigga robot had it coming
>>220355247its because you're a mental case and easy to wind up
janny get off your ass and deal with mousemong please
>>220355241the parasite taking on lil toby
>>220355240no, go on, retard, have a meltdown. go ahead you stupid little fucking spastic freakthis continues until one day I can come in here and not have the contsant presence have a meltdown at MY presence
wemembew to wepowt the pawasite
Just finished Shin Godzilla (2016) in the English dub. Makes it way easier to follow the action and the smooth cinematography.
>>220355263>>220355265I am 10+ of you subhumans. you fear me im the bane of your existence
>>220355249why are you going to london
>>220355246uuuurgh shut up youre making it worse
good riddance Scott Mills. Never liked that ponce.
mousey's jobcentre interview didn't go well then
genuinely fuck all to do in london if you have no mates and no missus
>>220355276screaming
>>220355287Bane?
>>220355276the fact that you think someone would give a fuck about having a speech impediment just shows you are the type of nigga to get rejected once or have a small dick / be a manlet or some other singlular and irrelevant thing i.e. a speech impediment and say its over for your entire life. nobody gives a fuck, keep it to yourself. not even I care, but you dogo blog about eating food with letters replaced with "w". nobody will give a fuck about that either. dont know why you cant go back to where you came from (there is obviously a reason)stfu parasitefriend
Genuine question. Why won't Israel deploy troops in Iran?
>>220355289Mumberg and brotherstein live there. He has been in a bad way recently but is out of hospital so going to visit. I'm staying at the Hilton and hoping to find time to shag a prozzer while im there.
oooh that one rattled him
>>220355322you are trapped in here with mefor some reason or another, they have to be here - cant leave, are here all day. they/you do NOT like it when I show up
>>220355276hooting.
>>220355319scweaming
>>220355337friendless mong boring us with his blog
>>220355249>>220355317i went london few months backits nice to do the tourist shitdepends how autistic you are I guessi have spent entire days at the british museumyou can even do an out of hours tour>>220355317depends how autistic you are I guessi love doing shit by myselfi have to recover from socialising so a trip is better alone oft
>>220355317especially if you live on the outskirts because theyre just expensive commuter suburbs. really dont care about any of the high end stuff in central london so i never go up there and ill definitely never move there, so im not sure why im still here
>>220355329mate he has done you, mugged you right off
always make me feel a bit sad when I see girls in porn with painted toenails or a fancy hairstyle, like they've put the effort in to look beautiful and elegant but they're just a warm hole for our benefit. usually with women you can pretend that isn't the case at least but for porn girls the screen makes it seem more vivid (pun intended)
>>220355070Not true
the parasite really thinks hes winning
reminder to the mods all of that + they are here shitting up the thread 24/7. no humans are here any more (so you NEED him to boost postscount), because no human wants to stay for his dogshit subhuman posts.this is your fault and it happens because you dont do your jobdo your job and keep on top of it. P.S. youre welcome
>>220355276this properly rattled him lol
>>220355354i asked him
the united grimdom
There once was a man named MikeWho enjoyed dining on pikeBut he isn't a PoleOr a povvo on the doleHis fishmonger's just gone on strike
let a 46 year old married man from grindr bareback me last time toil sent me to a hotel on an overnight in london
>>220355375
And the very latest from the African wig shop?
if only she were real
there once was a man called Digger
>>220355380>>220355359>Searching for posts that contain ‘"pawasite"’. 56 results found.>telling someone to stfu after copy-paste spamming the same thing daily for weeks = ow so mad >not saying anything = they keep doing it (they are mentally retarded subhuman) hahaha wow saw the same post for the 56th time. epic!
>>220355400hope you get aids lmao
>>220355407Cup the balls
>>220355407somebody with such povvo genetics would never be a royal
Americans love to say the phrase "I've said it before and I'll say it again" because they think they are in a film at all times and see it as though they're reusing a line of dialogue
That's what you get for waking up in /brit/
>>220355407youre telling me that charles had kirk assassinated so he could marry erika?
>>220355429SCR
telling the person who replaces letters in his post with "w" ("womfy" etc) and gets no replies, no friends, calls me mate and probably has a speech impediment himself = seethingno. stfu + this is the last time this thread I will explain myself
could never go to a museum alone like rorke
>>220355421Yeah, she doesn't have enough congenital recessive defects.
>>220355429chance'd be a fine thing
>>220355441you don't go to a museum to socialise
>>220355443in your mind that AI image of a widow with kids is your girlfriend
rorke going to a local museum and going vgh.. the accomplishments of my ancestors
>>220355443she looks too irish
>>220355449i've only been with my sister or a mate because i like to discuss the pieces with someone
at least mentalillTroon!21aNQ2Kq29J stopped posting before someone could reply negatively to them so they can say "thats not nice" o algo and then have the conversation dropped for the 20th time
>>220355354someone asked a quesstion and i replied you mong. >>220355357I'll do some tourist stuff as well. going to kew gardens and maybe visit the tower and the london eye with mumberg. might do some museums and galleries but ive done all that before. might get in a film at the prince charles theatre. always plenty to do in London
>>220355458And in your mind you're an aristocrat and not a shut-in virgin>>220355465No such thing as looking Irish, they're genetically identical to us.
yanks going to local museums and going vgh... how could we have done this to tyrone
washing my penis in the sink to own leftypol
>>220355487american history is actually quite boring more about indians than tyrones if im honest with you
>>220355484so you're saying that celtic britons that immigrated from southern europe are the same as the angles/jutes/saxons that immigrated from northern europe?
omdz tobes actually has a speech impediment
how do you wash your penis in the sink if you aren't like 7'5
>>220355502Celts do not come from Southern Europe.
>>220355513where do they come from then?
>>220355502Don't bother trying to argue with someone who posts AI images and literally thinks that jpg file is his girlfriend He actually would marry a USB stick with that image on it
>>220355504so what? say what you want or take the piss if you want but dont think that I care
Tummy feels terribleNeed a poo really but I'm at work so I can't
>>220355441you could use AI to make you a tour like in that advert with the chinese people
>>220355520Eesti
>>220355520Western/Central Europe
>>220355543wales is the saxon/old english word for foreigner
>>220355522I didn't post the AI image, I just took exception to your royalist nonsense.
>>220355372Yes it is. I'm Upper Class and everyone I knew growing up called themselves English. I'd have never known that wasn't the case for anyone until interacting with the middle class at University. Working class people call themselves English. Half of them have England flag tattoos.
>>220355583>I'm Upper ClassNo you aren't.
>>220355583What's your title?
>>220355595King
genuinely can't enjoy going anywhere without getting a drinki need to lower my inhib
>>220355400bit gay
>>220355595Sir Vive the Jive
>>220355511i cant see mine unless i shave my pubes
NEW>>220355621>>220355621>>220355621
>>220355417he done you lad
>>220355594Well i'm not, but my dad is and his dad was. I'm a second son. >>220355595I don't have one yet. I'm the spare but I reckon I can at least get a Knighthood sorted.
>>220355242Do they look Japanese to you?
>>220355522>He actually would marry a USB stick with that image on ityou may now kiss the bride
