We created the cowboy culture.united stateans started to larp as us when they entered to our territories
my son loves wearing cowboy hats and cowboy boots and Mexicans always get hyped to see it. still no vacancy sorry bud
>>220357535Cowboys were low status wagecuck ranch hands
>>220357583>my sonFucking normalfags
>>220357591No low-key there, *we* still are glorified minimum wage retards getting worked like dogs and being covered in literal poop for most of the (12 hour) day.>t. Jackaroo here in Aus Still love this job though, but it definitely can't be done past 30 unless you want to live with chronic pain.>>220357535"Cowboy" cultures converge into the same shit everywhere because it all stems from the same trade which demands the same skills and tools. You can't really reinvent the hat for sun protection, spurs and horse for mustering, and riding bulls for fun because it's hilarious to watch someone eat shit
>>220357583Your faggot son likes dressup and larping huh?
>>220357881Alri mate, frow anuvva shrimp in the barbie
>>220357618>>220357893>had sex>still get bulliedit never ends, huh?
>>220357535Akshually, Spain invented it
>>220357893>>220357916Bro why are you so mad?
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>>220358038too normal for the weirdfags too much of a weirdfag for the normals. fr thuggin as a sigma
>>220357535you are completely full of shit, the confederates created cowboy culturethey didnt wear ponchos or those weird ass hats, they wore suits or vests, loose long sleeved shirts with suspenders, and gambler hats, and america invented the revolver and the lever action rifleamericans literally wanted nothing to do with mexicans and horribly innaccurate italian movies are the only reason people even think about mexicans in the cowboy context
>>220357978No, Goths from Sweden did
>>220357535>>220357978It's crazy how most of British-Anglo-Americans' feats in history is just them doing something that Spain already did like 200 years earlier.>reaching the pacific ocean>banning slavery>circumnavigating the world>cowboy culture>calling themselves "the empire on which the sun never sets">calling themselves White>the first globalization vs. today's globalizationWhat else am I missing?
>>220357535Native Americans didn't even know what horses were and worshiped them as gods when Spain gave your people gonorrhea and converted you to our lord Jesus Christ.
>>220358267>>220357978> LE HECKING SPANISH INVENTED ITNovohispanians (ancestors of modern day mexicans) weren't cultural, genetically or geographical "spanish"Novohispanians (ancestors of mexicans ie american-born europeans, their mixed-race children & latinized indians) invented cowboy culture, tequila, etc
>>220358475You can't really argue that all of this would have happened anyway without the influence of Spain.
>>220358323What do you mean his people? Most Mexicans have spanish Y-DNA, meaning they descend by male line from a European
Pretty sure Spanish people invented cowboys first. Look up "Vaquero". Then they took it to Mexico etc (Gauchos etc). Then Southwestern USA took it from Mexicans. Then Germans took it from Texans.
>>220358475>Novohispanians (ancestors of modern day mexicans) weren't cultural, genetically or geographical "spanish"except when they did call themselves spanish? lol, come on The people of new spain only started to see themselves as being different from spaniards starting at the very end of the 18th century. And that mestizo meme is so overdone too, it's fucking stupid, not everybody was a mutt like today until the 19th century
>>220358323According to your dumb ass Mexican history went like this>Spanish arrived>Natives got sick and many died>Natives sought independence and every person of Spanish ancestry got kicked out
>>220358613This, Mexicans are mainly hapas with some very small minority of pure Spanish as well as some very small minority of pure Mayan. And some small minority of Germans as well.
>>220358323It's crazy how Americans see Mexicans as basically natives. Everything about Mexican culture is so distinctively hispanic and their whole history is about that population, but just because they have indian blood suddenly they become entirely the indians regardless of how superficial this "indianness" is.
>>220358659That's not what I said at all. You're a rape baby. We all were at some point. The Spanish ran a train on your great, great, great, gran's ass. That's why you have both native American and Spanish ancestry.
>>220358913>You're a rape baby. We all were at some point. The Spanish ran a train on your great, great, great, gran's ass.>Implying that the native women wouldn't voluntarily offer themselves at the conquerors.>Implying the native men wouldn't gladly sell their daughters as fathers have done for all of historyThis "conquest always means mass rape" narrative is dumb.
>>220359101DNA tests exist. They should put their money where their mouth is.
>>220358855spaniards do it as well, it's kinda cringe desu
>>220359160I wasn't questioning their DNA ancestry, I was questioning the narrative that it was all from rape.
Nobody thinks of you brown manlets when they think cowboys, they think of Clint Eastwood and James Arness
>>220357535cowboy culture came from central asia, all other iterations are 'larp'
>>220359342>get fucked jose, we made movies about larping as mexicans to reinforce our masculinity
>>220359190To be fair you do too with that whole aztec larp. Probably even worse in that regard
>>220359712that goes without saying
>>220359610Name one Mexcrement actor that can compare to the likes of Clint
>>220360008clinto istuade of course
>>220359342Yeah nobody thinks of actual cowboys they think of actors from San Francisco or something
>>220357945It's not bullying if you have the high ground
>>220358646>The people of new spain only started to see themselves as being different from spaniardsHernan Cortes' children were already making complots to make Mexico independent as early as the 1560's....The children of conquistadors were already calling peninsulars a lot of namescalling yourself spanish only meant being christian & speaking castillian, spanish as a nationality didnt exist until the XVIIIth century
>>220358154Anon a cowboy was a form of ranching , it was something we got from Mexicans and spaniards whether you like it or not. The aesthetic of the american west was not the only thing about being a cowboy lmao, not everyone out here was a cowboy
>>220358248Goths picked it from franks on their way to Spain
>>220360192His son will one day see his father posting here and I'll become a BBC sissyslut
>>220358537It would. Portugal instead
All the more reason for us to absorb you all the way down to Panama past OUR CANAL.
>>220360950>calling yourself spanish only meant being christian & speaking castillian, spanish as a nationality didnt exist until the XVIIIth centuryLol that's trueIf you met a basque he would likely call himself basque and wouldn't care about the term "Spanish". Not as a nationality anyway
>>220357881>"Cowboy" cultures converge into the same shit everywhereIt sure seems so, given that The Proposition is one of the best westerns of all time and it's AUS
