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second for cum noncon sex
Fuck yeah, rainbow trout sandwiches
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1PENEpdfkFg
Sixth for hag sex
>>220363616Seafood sandwiches are great. Crab cake sandwiches are a local favorite but good crab cakes are fucking expensive
Put it this way, I could easily 1v1 like 99% of all fishes on the planet and I'm not even boasting. Most of them are like 1" long and eat crustaceans. I could kick a goldfishes ass in a second.
Not gaining weight by eating is better. Getting fat if you eat whatever you want sounds like hell.
see last breadberg for my cooking advicr
>>220363407Big Man Tyrone is the only person I have ever given money to online. I feel okay about it.
>>220363616just vapid and obnoxious to have tomato and lettuce that big
>>220363538>Different culture
>>220363669why dont you reply to me mr pendejo?
>>220363717Absolutely filteredI love big lettuce and big tomat
Biggest fish in the world is the whaleshark and it's just a retarded pussy, doesn't even have any teeth. If you slapped one all it could do is blub and stare with its dopey soulless fish eyes.
>>220363790>blub and stare with its dopey soulless fish eyes.literally me
y'all hungry motherfuckers STEADY talm' 'bout food n shit. Bottomless pit stomach ass niggas need to start eatin salad
>>220363617No homo but he's so hot
>>220363487That's exactly the image that prompted me to make that post lmfao. It's such a travesty [redacted] is ruining the United States and that's the opposition.
wassup dudes
>>220363947You're only saying that because he's retardedLet's face it. Intelligence has been out since the 1960s
>>220363967Hey man, got any more cats to post? I'm hoping it'll bring the schizo out of the woodwork
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
>>220364046Shut the FUCK up Distefano
bit fucked how regularly I get a phone call immediately after getting higher than giraffe ass
>>220364062That's Latin not Italian, but yeah you're right, it's meBravo
>>220364085Everyone knows and we judge you
>>220364085I regularly get important texts from work in the evening when I'm drunker than a fiddler's bitch
>>220364119it was an employer wanting an interview who I had to reject because I'm already employed
>SEND HIM TO DETROIT!>*ominous music*
>>220364232catyank!
We bullied Brie Larson into smiling and being happy
:(
>>220364274Meee af but for a year
>>220364253Huh....... I actually fucked this broad.
>>220364253Ma che cazzo staje facenno, is she actually in the Mario movie?
>>220364253Zoomies will never know this foid's millennial hag influence
Can we talk about horse girls and cello girls again
Im goin plus ultra above an beyond nigga
>>220364345Ewwww no da fuck
Just learned that people can have the name "Stew"
>>220364312>is she actually in the Mario movie?Yes she's Rosalina
Might get drunk tonight and just wander around aimlessly in the streets
Is this "catching on" in your area? Cuz I ain't seen it yet
>>220364381It's short for Stuart.
>>220364390I used to play an extreme sport in my early 20s. I would drink a half a 5th of brandy and go walkig around 7th and Alborado in L.A. and see what would happen
U like desi pussy?
>>220364395>people gathering to do stupid shit Yes. There was a "performative male" competition outside of my work recently
>>220364418Or Stewart
>>220364395German tism or memes?
You can tell the Swede is foreignese because he's never heard of Stu before
canadian twinks in /cum/ be like: "my butt reeks >.< *hits penjamin*"
>>220364395I watched this german "heist" movie on a flight and the entire thing was so lame. I was expecting a cool heist movie but the entire time it's just these germans debating about the proper and fair way to split this money among the villagersGermans are so dorky even when they're doing something bad they do it in a dorky way
>>220364496lol
>>220364426Is that street known to be a bad neighborhood
>>220364496I've been to Canada and it's true
>>220364529Yes, of course Otherwise my post would make no sense
>>220364498Germans are mad lame
I applied the hemherroid cream for the first time today and oh my gosh my asshole feels so much better. Why didn't I do this weeks ago?
>>220364529Yes. It's in CA. Worse, it's in the LA area
Los Angeles mfers be like "hace mucho frio *shits on the floor*"
Fed my sourdough starter. Time to play piano
>>220364714What are we playing today? I'm a classical musician too i think we've spoken about Bach before
>>220364253We should bully her into getting bigger and bigger implants
/cum/ is just Xitter but for a select group of North American autists
>>220364741Did you see that casino butter video?
>>220364655new york mfers be like hace frío cabron
>>220364737Maybe yeah. I'm playing some jazz and Broadway too, but I want to work on Mozart's sonata in A major. The one with the Turkish March at the end
THEY DON'T UNDERSTAND THE THINGS I SAY ON TWITTER
>>220364788Marvelous I love Rondo alla Turca, but it's extremely hard to play on guitar
>>220364762No, what does this mean? I am an unc
CHICKEN JOCKEY
Where's the anon who posts the hoodwinked poster for some reason?
/tv/ is just e-celeb garbage now how grim
Dyel subhuman
Watching body cam videos these teenage girls got caught stealing and the cop brings out the cuffs and one goes "WERE BEING ARRESTED???" Like wtf do you think happens when you get caught
I might be stupid but at least I don't have any money
>>220364395Proof Germans are npc race
>>220364929I like the ones where ratchet black women politely get told to leave or whatever and they then proceed to escalate the situation up to a felony.
tired of the rampant oversexualization of everything. why does a cartoon owl in a language app need to be fuckable
>>220364991Blah pipo do be havin dat warrior gene
>>220363947>he's so hotThe statement is inherently homo. Remove yourself from the closet.Also he looks like a poorer but more /fit/ owen wilson.
Kiss my frenulum
>>220364926I lifted today even though I'm sure it's spring break for hike schoolers
How it really is
>>220364418Yeah well you're short period pal
I loved this one
>>220364274Haven't touched a drop of alcohol since Aug 24 2024.>>220364274>>220364296Stay strong fellow /recovery/ bros.
Dude, you could make a whole series of Body am videos of people being removed from Universal Studios. That shit is ALWAYS gold
>>220364301She's into BBC so your flag makes me actually believe you.
>>220365016Gooner culture is mainstream now
>>220365030This speaks volumes
>>220365022They can't handle being told "no."
50 kilos on the T bar, can you manage that?
>>220365028Nobody?
>>220365073>paying thousands of dollars to enter a park with your family or friends just to get kicked out and arrestedI don't get it, at least go to a cheaper amusement park if you want to act rowdy
"How would you feel if you hadn't eaten breakfast this morning?How am I supposed to respond to this if I don't have a habit of eating breakfast?
>>220365159I don't speak kilos tbqh
>>220365134Blahpipo have this almost unique racial thing of violence escalation over trivial stuff. Like you will see retarded white and latinx people doing it sometimes but nowhere near the same level. They also get stuck on a loop where they keep repeating something over and over again to the cop until they completely freak out
>>220365222That's like 600 cheeseburgers
>>220365159>>220365222its 160 lbsyes i can
>>220365222110 lbs
Lately dadberg keeps bringing up how, he doesn't understand gay culture but he guesses they aren't hurting anything. I don't know if he's gay, or if he thinks I am but either way it's uncomfortable.
gonna go on a 28 hour long drive tomorrow
>>220365290Flip the script, tell him you don't like them and test his reaction
>>220365290He thinks you're a ricchione, 100%You better bring a chick home to preserve your izzat
cummypies, im drinking covfefe
>>220365310I don't have any strong opinions about gay people.
Pulled this magnificent blacks being blacks reel yesterday where they hired some white guy on a horse carriage for a funeral and as far as I understood from the comments the wife of the conductor wasn’t dressed appropriately for the occasion which made the Niggers in their ghetto oversized tshirts with rap album cover like prints of the deceased on them (you know what I mean right) go baboon mode and they even stole one of his whips and started whipping him while he ran in circles with his horses trying to get away lolBlack Americans are a fascinating race
I like the Cane Corso
>>220365344favstian
>>220365349They're descended from Roman war dogs
>>220365299Where are you going? Road trip sounds fun if the car is big
>>220365339Probably why he thinks you are zesty
Bury my body at Wounded Knee
>>220365344I also saw that video lol kino
>>220365378Hated how the AI would spam those buggy things
>>220365325I have no chance of ever getting a gf. Isn't there another way? Should I just tell him outright I'm not gay, the next time he brings it up?
>>220365482Fuckers were OP
I sometimes randomly remember moments where I was cringe
>>220365404going to louisiana in a lincoln town car with 300,000 miles
>>220365549>300,000 miles
>>220363847>Bottomless pit stomach assKek
>>220365549>300k milesWelcome to die. You're gonna get stuck in bumfuck Alabama
>>220365449Blud thinks Wounded Knee is on the Southwest :skull:
Blow me the fuck down
No I don't think it's "on" the southwest, retard
>>220365606**blows you**:)
>>220365509>kill all the human handlers>dogs just slaughtering your idle units and you can't actively attack backAt least those incendiary pigs were funny to see on the battlefield, these dudes were just annoying
>>220363847i'm trying to maintain or gain weight while waiting on gallbladder surgery. dietary restriction: as low fat as possible in order to keep the risk of biliary colic low (biliary colic is severe pain for several hours). it's very difficult to eat 2000 calories when fat needs to stay at most 40g/day and preferably somewhere around 20g. it's a lot of carbs, skim milk, skim greek yogurt, protein power, rice, potatoes, chicken, turkey. i'm eating four or five bagels a day here it feels ridiculous.
>>220365636I saw a video where I guy got a full stack of dogs and just let them lose on the enemy and they ate everyone
Just cowed an anon from a direct reply, how's your Monday going /cum/?
>>220365567>>220365585yeah ive been stranded 700+ miles away from home multiple times. i'm pretty good about getting where i need to go
/tv/ is garbage because the state of hollywood is also garbage
Rejoice
>>220365661mooooooo
>>220365660Honestly there were so many cheese strategies in that game, even on the highest difficulties it was fun to beat the odds
>>220365662Hitchhiking and giving blowjobs is t the way to go, despite what George Carlin says
I like reading the comments on a hot guys Instagram post and seeing all the girls gushing over him
>>220365671Wise observation
Mad how good Rik Schaffer's sountrack for vtmb is. 90+m album and everythjng in there is at least an 8/10
>>220365662texas chainsaw aahhh nigga
>>220365695Yes. Still, one of the best games of all time.
Fell asleep with the window open and my bed got rained on :/
>>220365732Sounds very comfy *moans like an anime girl*
>>220365732ayooo this nigga PEED the bed
>>220365710>attractive White guy posts some corny caption about Indonesia, India, Philippines, or Brazil etc.>comment section full of said women shamelessly lusting over him Never even began for sub-7 men
>>220365714
>>220365730Been playing the Barbarian Invasion DLC as of late, very kino. I need to get into the mods more.
>>220365754I wish at least it would be warm
Here's an especially good bodycam video of a crazy black bitch freaking out: https://youtu.be/Xj9qCCBx2wEEnjoy.
>>220365680i want a toggle of pornography sites that opts in or out of india influenced voting and views on the videos. by god you click on popular in canada now and it's half jeet and they like their porn poorly shot with bad lighting featuring the most ugly people. horrific scrawny india man fucking some hairy troll 80 million views these people need to be excluded from the internet entire.
>>220365779https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SOCn2h7KEk
>>220365786Half of the pornhub front page most popular videos in Canada are jeet cuck videos now, lmao they really love that stuff
>>220365775I bought the remastered version a year or two ago and I hate it. They should have just kept everything how it was and upgraded the graphics but the moved shit around and changed shit , I don't want to spend 5 minutes looking for how to raise the taxes in a settlement
almost split the G of my pint of guinness. fucking nobody at the bar though, complete waste of time
>>220365710this is sad. you are living vicariously through another man
>>220365786>>220365811It's not though? For me it's just normal professional porn. Stop watching jeet cuck videos
>>220365449>AND ALL THE THINGS WE MADE BY HAND >ARE NOWADAYS MADE IN JAPAN
>>220365760If memory serves there's only one song playing in Asylum and it's Isolated by ChiasmThen you look at their releases and it's at least 2 albums worth of great music.Then you search more and it's a solo project by a woman.
When are we havin a hoedown in Caracas lads?
>>220365825The mobile port by Feral Interactive is the best, retains all the original things with quality of life fixes. It also runs better than the actual steam version somehow lol
im kinda like the riley reid of /cum/
>>220365840I'll post an incognito tab screenshot later Ranjeet, it's genuinely like that.
patriots are IN CONTROL
I'm the Dj Khaled of /cum/>Ummmm ahhhh *cough x2* ANOTHA ONE
balzac
>>220365797I've seen this one.
going out to shovel snow. it's april in two days and there is more snow in the forecast this is not acceptable.
>>220365941she just seems mentally ill. i have theory that most bad/evil people are good humans with undiagnosed mental illnesses. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FMtL7saNKE
>>220365840>[Verification not required]Visajeets come to Canada just to watch cuck porn of jeetas, very odd!
I've worked 12 hours every day this weekInshallah even if I only work 8 the rest of the week my check is gonna be bonkers
>>220365959Damned if ya do damned if ya don't, people are gonna find a way to bitch
stop watching p*rn of all types its a satanic superstimulus that rots your brain
watchin destiny
I gotta buy this shit right now.
>>220366007>Satanic Stop believing in Iron Age spirits and shit it's 2026 for chrissakes
>>220366007Hypothetically convince me not to goon
>>2203660352026 years since what? That's right, an Iron Age Messiah who dealt with demons.
>>220366015Car themehttps://youtu.be/kD1ruD7-2-I
about to poo
>>220366102Riveting stuff
Uh you tried to exterminate my whole race. Of course I hate you and want you to suffer for that.
>>220366137Thank you reddit, very cool!
>>220365986This is what mine looks like in incognito. Maybe depends how jeeted your area is
>>220366137do you look like that?
>>220366137Awww, mo è vecchia, grandma dog
>>220366147Be quiet abdul
>>220366149>Maybe depends how jeeted your area isin any case i want that toggle option. jeet remove: yes/no.
>>220366137Now I want Taco Bell
>>220366149I can only imagine how grim it would be in the Brampton area then
>>220366166Yes
Just got an incredibly questionable warning from the janny (he did it for free btw)
>>220366199i look like this
Need to watch Pretty Little Liars again >>220366214What was it for?
every time brampton gets mentioned i just think of this
I'm all outta cop movies. I guess it's Zulu night!
I look like this
just poo'd spicy cheetos did a number on my butthole
ash zombies scared the shit out of me in morrowind hands down the scariest thing in the elder scrolls
getting high as shit and looking at furniture I cannot afford
Hot cheetos aren't even hot they're just vinegary
>Mean Guns is a 1997 action film starring Ice-T, Christopher Lambert, Michael Halsey, Deborah Van Valkenburgh, Kimberly Warren, and Hunter Doughty. It was directed by Albert Pyun. I must've been blackout drunk when dl'ing that
MI BOMBO
>>220366300Me looking at boneless furniture because I'm lazy and don't want to put stuff together
I'm surprised Karl Rock hasn't gone to Brampton
>>220366320for me it's the muuto outline
>>220366231Mentioned Cuba in reply to someone else
>>220366304You're vinegary
>>220366300Get a LoveSac Sactional, it's America's number 1 sectional that is actually a sactional
>>220366415ugly as shit nty
Thoughts on IKEA furniture?
>>220366432Being an adult is realizing how expensive furniture is, even the garbage quality Ikea stuff
>>220366193I remember it being grim but I haven't used pornhub in years hold up>>220366251I love lil pumpo it's so sad he's in the UK brampton instead
>>220366432Literally the McDonalds of furniture. Fuck Swedes
>>220366149>>220366193Yeah it's just stepsis stuff mostly nothing crazy actually, I do remember seeing some gross shirt with Indian aunties before doe
>>220366432Shit instructions
>>220365985I'm the opposite. I just believe most people are bad people, it's as simple as that.
my tummy hurts
I can't read
MIBOMBO
>>220365985Philosopher Mengzi>>220366521Philosopher Xunzi
Hi American friendos I'm moving to Texas in the summer what's it like?I have never been to America in my life
>>220366606horrible
>>220366606hot, flat, and full of mexicans
>>220366606I'm so sorry.
I'm actually kinda famous
>>220366586I consume too much true crime and have known too many extremely shitty people not to be cynical. The world is overwhelmingly evil.
>>220366632your bukkake scenes are pretty popular
This just craKKKed me tf up!!https://litter.catbox.moe/xneovxyb5s4bewqk.mp4
>>220366640Welcome back Xunzi
Imagine a state where everyone has the obnoxious state pride of Californians, with even less to back it up. That's Texas.
>>220366686You also could have mentioned all the jeets
>>220366681What are your thoughts on this music video?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Ob4E1W3g7o
>>220366619>>220366618>>220366613Oh noHas anyone ever been to Galveston?
>>220366708lowkirkenuinely?HOT garbage.Trash!
No way this mfer is moving to Galveston that is grim but at least he has a beach that gets knocked out by hurricanes every year
>>220366736Move to Montana instead
>California: live under an overpass, prohibitively expensive, great weather, fent zombies everywhere, beach access>Texas: be surrounded by Mexicans, hot as fuck and crazy weather, low taxes, get shot in WalmartWhich way American man?
>>220366736yeah. I grew up in texas, when the family was ever low on money, galveston was a vacation for us.
>>220366521I'm not arguing against. Rather, I'm trying to answer the why question. Why are people evil/bad?
You defeat Jews by making them suck goyim cock true story
>>220366768There's plenty of affordable housing in California. The whole state's not just LA you know.
If I could have some kinda machine that just feeds me delicious foods while jerking me off while playing porn, id probably just stay in it for the rest of my life desu
>>220366768what about new york
>>220366768Suicide
>>220366768the weather here sucks fucking dick
>>220366797Why...? Does it matter why when it's evidently the truth? I'd say it's simply our nature though.
>>220366736I prefer the Woodlands personally
being slampiggy is fine as long as the tits are bigger than your gut and the ass isnt square
>>220366810>There's plenty of affordable housing in California
>>220366768Texasst. lived in san fagcisco
>>220366814>nearly get run over by a taxi cab while discussing schemes with your cowboy friend
There's no such thing as evil or good there's just biological imperatives to succeed and survive
>>220366811Same, nothing wrong with it
Texas is fucking immense it took 4 days of riding essentially 24 hours on a bus to get through the state
>>220366810>There's plenty of affordable housing in California. Dude fucking kys lmao
>>220366768You could also be surrounded by spics in a hot as fuck weather depending on your zipcode in Cali. It's great if you're rich enough to escape them and live by the coast
>>220366854
>>220363847Or you could just not eat like I do>>220363948This country is beyond broken, there's no fixing it. I want to get a job in Singapore at the University there and fuck off from this place forever.
>>220366810
There is affordable housing you just think you're too good for Section 8 housing
>maggers seething about cali again
>>220366881its still hot even on the coast
>>220366831Because the "Why" helps fix the problems in this wretched world. If everyone were born evil, it's simply better to nuke all countries rather than solve these problems.
>>220366887The truth hurts bud
>>220366906NIGGA I LIVE HERE
>>220366794How was it, could you live there?
>>220366906>>220366849>>220366768>My corrupt Mexican shithole is better!>No, mine is!This is the future of this country and it kills me as somebody that's actually White.
>>220366911The solution is unironically Christianity, anon.
>24 hours later: Mojtaba confirmed dead by American strike due to Iran not coming to an agreement
The real black pill is realizing that psychos are just born that wayEver looked at the early life photos of a serial killer? Even as kids they have the same psycho eyes
>>220366904Men can't get section 8 it's only for women with kids
>>220366431Get a Stickley Couch, America's number 1 designer wicker frame couch
>>220366938It is but not without addressing the problems. There are too many wayward souls and it is our duty to show them the way.t. Catholic
>>220366931I do too and I don't seetheI live with roommates. My mom helps pay for school but that's it, I'm on my own otherwise. I really like it here
There's like a 13 year waiting list for Section 8 housing too
>>220367015>My mom helps pay for
>CatholicTell me you're brown without telling me you're brown
if i have never been to church before do i have to do anything special or can i just show up on sunday?
>>220367060Yes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CcN28NO-sbw
>>220367060You have to bend down and kiss the priest's toes
I still live off mommy and daddy too
>>220367060You have to stand up in front of the congregation and give a little speech about who you are and why you're in church
>>220367060Do not neglect to show hospitality to strangers, for thereby some have entertained angels unawares.
>>220367073*suck the priests dick
>>220367067ambiguous answer>>220367073obviously implausible >>220367081this gives me incredible anxiety
>>220367090Brian you live in the ghetto
>>220367112Sorry, I meant you can stay as long as you want. You don't have to do anything.
>>220367060Give the priest $500 if you want the real blessings
Cali has a lot of small towns where everyone is rich as fuck
Society peaked when they released BBL Drizzy
>>220367141LOL that sounds more like Catholicism to me
I just love the hustle and bustle of the big city
>>220367165no one pays money for blessings wtf. Also the priest doesn't posses the power to bless you.
>Uh.... You're two C notes light...
>>220367149Im not even middle class
>>220367198its just a stutter step
>>220367197
I possess the power to bless anons through the InternetGod conferred it unto me in a dream
I just chudchatted with Gemini about how gross gays areHe’s a good guy
>>220367241look up what an indulgence actually is dumbass
>>220367205The difference gets tacked onto the principal
>>220367272Chocolate cake?
>>220367264I'm a gemini (so is Trump and Kanye)
>>220367241Hes probably going to reply with some ackshully thing like that induglences aren't technically blessings and blessings are only some super specific thing
>>220367272You can change the wording however you want but a pig is still a pig
>>220367197Anon...
If anyone wants to start a violent revolution now, I'd probably join in
>hes going to reply to your retarded incorrect statement by telling you to stop being retardedyes. school out already huh?
Trans mfers be like "MY NAME IS JUNIPER" lmaoooo
Whoa, time for the new
>>220367272they quite literally accepted bribes for lenancy, you cuhck
>>220367328They never say "Scott"
NEW>>220367375
Make the new or else
>>220367328It's always a pornstar name or an Old Testament demon name, nothing in between
There were abuses, but indulgences are still given, its just prayers not money. Even in the middle ages the money was used for building hospitals or other charities
>>220367397The church still operates a lot of charities and schools today too
>>220367397>Even in the middle ages the money was used for building hospitals or other charitiesyah sure they were, schlomo
