Too Big EditionPrevious: >>220367375
I ate too much cake
>>220369123i dont look like that
>>220369169You look like this
Head out the window my song on the radio
WHEN I WAS BORNSOMETHING WENT WRONG
My edible was 20 mg, nothing too crazy
>>220369193ackshually i look like this
>>220369205Yeah okayyyyy HAMILTON MORRIS
>>220369198why are all straight zoomers becoming 1970s gay porn stars in terms of looks?
>>220369193Catanon could easily beat her in a fight
pendejos
>>220369234Is that you
>>220369220holy shit, I used to watch that
>>220369205>nothing too crazy20mg would absolutely obliterate me. I was hallucinating when I accidentally took 30mg many years ago. Well, have fun.
IM SOIM SOIM $O NORFERN CALIFORNIAI CALL CATS KITTING-TON, POOBERGIZATIONAXL ROSE IN A BLENDERSTADIUM STYYYYLE
>>220369255Is there any niche pop culture reference that you DON'T get?
Brie is so pretty
>>220369217phwoarproper sinister kittington
>>220369319I prefer the blonde hair
>>220369319Yeah when I watched 21 Jump Street way back then I thought "who is that absolute cutie" and then a few years later I learned it was her!
>>220369247si
Real NEW bros>>220369265
>>220369345Nope
>>22036934524 posts vs. 2....
>>220369319just that whole fing when she was annoying everywuncant see her any other way now. loses all attractiveness
I have blown every possible opportunity. Nothing good will ever happen to me again. Neither will my life get any worse by my own actions. I am utterly at the mercy of the world.
>>220369344Why do you dress like a 12 year old?
>>220369345>anime titties or extremely hard dickslol no fuck off. recycle it later or delete
>>220369383First Canadian post of the thread
>>220369385I think it's an appropriate attire for hot climate
>>220369317THE POOOWER OF AUTISM IS A CURIOUS THING
>>220369385because I'm 12 in my mind
>>220369378Yeah but she's different now. She's definitely on some new medication
>>220369385The 12 year old in question
>>220369403>appropriate attire for hot climateit islong sleeveswhite shirt that reflects light/heatcargo shortsperfect for hot weather
>>220369439Why do you read blacky boo media?
THIS DATES BACK TO 1555WHEN THEY CAPTURED THE FIRST TRIBE OF MEN AND PILED THEM IN A PENFIFTY FEET HIGHAND TOOK EM ALL ON A 9000 MILE RIDEAND LANDED ON THE SHORE OF A PLACE THEY NEVER SEEN BEFOREBUT READ ABOUT THIS INSIDE THE ANCIENT BOOKS OF WAR
>>220369439did he die?
>>220369319Remember when she tried to save her image by wearing a very low-cut dress on late night and it actually kinda worked
>>220369319true. I think she's a little vain but I like to imagine she's aware of it and trying to fix it.
>>220369385>Why do you dress like a 12 year old?Excuse me sir, but I dress like that when I go outside.
>>220369344Dysgenic arm length and posture I would definitely hang myself if i looked like that desu
>>220369464that could well be a Sparks lyric
>>220369493idk who that is, it's just doom and rza
>>220369473I like this picture. Akko's pout and her canon low IQ make a good combination
>>220369509Was just gonna say, the rhyme scheme sounds like DOOM
>>220369473>anime poster dresses like this >>220369234Not shocking
>>220369509Sparks were one the first smartass pop lyricists in American pop music, only that piano dude who was some sort of nuclear physicist came before, was a he Fred sth? Can't recall
It's that time of the day (time to draw down the curtains and turn on a light)
he might've been a Tomhe was Jewish, just like Sparks
asked for cock and was forced to wait until after the bf's nap
>>220369574Kill yourself
You know what I mean? Istanbul, Not Constantinople type stuff
There's a famous Bulgarian rapper here and one time I asked him about his flow and he basically said "I'm basically copying Doom bro, he's the goat" Although it sounds different in Bulgarian so you can't really compare it.
I'm a hard worker who doesn't accept hand-outs
>>220369588men and women have different genitalia so you can't lie with a man like a woman
>>220369594shut up>>220369596you are bulgarian, you do not have a rap scene and I cant even imagine a slav trying to sound like MF Doom
What about the Gays Of Hormuz?
>>220369612I'm a single mom who works too hard
Kool Keith > MF DOOM
>>220369612I don't believe you
The misaligned sticker on my Lego set triggers me
>>220369625I am Slovenian and we have had a rap scene since at least the early 90'shttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdlqtcL5WVc
The roller-door behind suggests flea market prices - nonetheless, that block caps aesthetic is the They Live billboard of fashion: no - please do not support it; everyone gets it: urban dwellers are forthright and wish to bring up forty year-old failures in the justice system constantly, as if they're talismans against injustice in the now. (Or bragging, depending on one's orientation on the criminal spectrum). Just wear a Frank Costanza mask. Will serve and protect. And if you are raped in a Frank mask ... damn girl ... Got it goin' on, shawty, n'am sayin'? Plus it would be a hate crime + rape twofer, AND subtle comment upon the post-Vaudevillian Yid-slop that was peddled by Hollywood across an entire generation ... Wear a Ben Stiller mask, maybe ... Wait - there's the other ... passage, never mind.
>>220369613>anal sex isnt like anal sex
>>220369588what if were just platonically cuddling?
womens genitalia, now thats a topic
>>220369625>you do not have a rap sceneOf course we do, I didn't say he sounds like DOOM, I said he got the inspiration for his flow from DOOM, those are different things.
I'm finna close down the strait of more booze
only pain and no gain
My Hormussy is still closed.
>>220369638UUUUU...interesting....
>>220369642What in the FUCK is this
>>220369647if anal sex is gay why are you having it with women?
>>220369319
>>220369689anal sex in itself isnt gay, man on man anything is gay
>>220369633Need a foot rub?
>>220369674Did you post your groceries on /pol/ this week?
>>220369711I mean that's debatable
I want to have anal sex. Just let me try it out
>https://musescore.com/user/5057121/scores/5205716>tfw hands are too small to play this pieceI don't wanna transition.
It's crazy when people on 4chan say anal sex with women is gay. >>220369718No?! Would never do that. Why?
>>220369686you want sth more contemporaryhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGFcfv6InvA
>slovenian "hood life" is going to get streetfood in a trashy shitbox
look! boobs!https://youtu.be/Hs-rzPX3zeg
>>220369748Needs to lose a few pounds
I am not religious and even if I was my family is catholic and they bless gay marriages these days
this guy makes J-rock from TPB look like a rap artist with an arrest record
>>220369744it's a song about street food, but everyone remembered it cause it's Serbocroatian street food and everybody still hated Serbcroatians and their food at that time despite Yugoslavia and all. The more recent song I posted is sung by a Serbocroatian, etc.
>>220369733A Bulgarian anon shared his grocery shopping and complained about prices. I thought it was you because there are only like two or three people from your cunt on this site.
>>220369777what is the point in saying this unless you are planning to immediately have sex with me afterwards
>>220369777didnt ask
>>220369470corr would grapple dem breasticles tho>
>>220369769she's pregnant
>>220369805Shiddington will you kiss me?
>>220369800I asked!
>>220369744Euros always come across as dorky even when they're trying to seem hood
nah bro mc ride the goat
>>220369809I hope she goes to hell for having sex
I can't stand looking at the misaligned sticker I want to rip it off!!!!
Bongs piss me off they are like>Nawww mate it's not hot dog it's a bendy cock with a wank stain innit
>>220369797I am going to have sex with my bf when he wakes up >>220369800And yet I told you anyway, I'm glad we can share things like this anon
>>220369828You wouldn't say that if she was having sex with you hypocritical moid
>>220369823that's not a song about being gangsta, it's a feelgood tune about Balkan culture in Slovenia, which was subject to intense discrimination
>>220369123Too big, you say?
>>220369748rancid hogallah as my witness
>>220369738my goat https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPeqyUo_4vI>>220369787>because there are only like two or three people from your cunt on this site.There are at last 30-40 of us
>>220369826shut the fuck up, you tea drinking sissy
>>220369846Because having sex with me is heaven
>>220369738this is the most bizarre music video I have ever seen
This Sean Penn mob movie ain't as good as Da Depahted and he also looks like Chris Penn cause of the cocaine bloat
watching zackrawrr
super gross world
>>220369893https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHSvVPK3ty0he's got more
Yayyy I can finally get into my building
heh
whoever made the cinematography for this deserves an oscar
https://youtu.be/XnbsIl2BnWw
>>220369911I strive to make it less hellish by helping people if I can
Just one quarter? Why not 30 cents perhaps?
>>220369911Embrace decadence
>>220369893oh, you meant Matter. Yeah, continental culture is big in Slovenia cause of Žižek, you know, European art movie, art gallery avantgarde happening sort of stuff
Might catch up on TADC and Tamers12345 tonight
>>220369925>click it>it's just pakis and indians calling each other fags over and overWhen is elon going to just let us block whole countries?
abolish ice.no kings.trans rights.
>>220369748I love big boobs!
>>220369946>art gallery avantgarde happening sort of stuffMy kind of crowd literally and somehow I'm a bigger snob than them lol.
We need to bring back Vagabond hotels
Mom's boyfriend made steak so I ended up having two dinners tonight
>>220369959lorda mercy
>>220369913>this reminds me so much of the Beastie boys, I wonder if->INTERGALACTIC
Lamb chops, garlic mashed potatoes, carrots & onions
>>220369976https://youtu.be/ZdJ5e70Q8mw
>>220369968what kinda steakwhat was udda din din
girls like this
>>220369959Mommy...
>>220369985Loos very good bro.
>>220369992thats a jew
>>220369990>what kinda steakWell doneThe other dinner was a chicken burger
>>220369985fucking rancid mate looks like the diarhea i had the other day lathered onto a completely raw lamb chopholy fucking shit i know we all like lamb pink but that is fucking undercooked and rancidatedn**** im abboutta go gordan ramsey up in diss shiddhell naw
>>220369992would
i would like to be rich
>>220369992that schnoz could easily double as a can opener
Canadian anons be like:>I had dinner with my mum’s and my wife's boyfriend.And don't see anything wrong with it.
>>220370013>s.m.h
>>220369959Anya looks like THAT???Now I see where Jimmy was coming from...
>>220369858Too big...
>>220370007Thanks bulg>>220370021Shut up limey
>>220369976https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJfUYTfdoR4
Strange but not a strangerI am an ordinary guy
>>220370037That's not what I said
>>220370012Very clearly an Italian-American. Educate yourself.
8pm time to take sleeping pills
>>220369992Qute
>>220369992Did you ever notice she's the only motherfucker who can smoke a cigarette in the rain with her hands tied behind her back? That nose is like a natural canopy...
>>220369985bro its mooingi can hear it through the fucking screen
9PM time to take vitamin gummies
>>220370049soundposting outside of /vn/?
Schnoz enjoyers ww@
Who else brown here
>>220370079nope. doesnt do it for me>if I look at her face, it looks like she's either had botox or Buccal fat removal>her arms are muscular and ripped, no soft flesh>chest has toned her tits to almost nonexistant
possessions never meant anything to me
>>220370079That's Dana Shemesh.
women are the gym are no good me thinks
>>220370124
>>220370136https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4i7nyCmLyAk
>>220370136what about Possession (1981)
Women like this?
>>220370097Do you live in Nova Scotia?
Sounding is when you shove a stick down your pee hole
>>220370159she's hella cute
>>220370171Close
>>220370169why
>>220370169bruh
I could beat those muscle girls in a fight and I weigh 300 pounds
Are youAre youComing to the tree
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsLth-pFvig
>"Gen Alpha IS COOKED!">also zoomers:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MnrAw8Icfs
>>220370198fastest to have a heart attack, maybe
>>220369942I still don't get how Armenians get their own Jerusalem quarter. I've always said though that culturally speaking, Armenians are the Jews of Christianity, so who knows?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iywaBOMvYLI
>>220370220I'm not the one injecting all kinds of drugs into my body
>>220370238God I wish I had seen System of a Down live. My uncle saw em at their peak.
>>220370214
I just don't buy that a bunch of 80 iq somalians could defraud that much
>Who else brown hereI'm white with brown hair and very blue eyes. Plump ass. 5 inch penis. Thick. Really strong but muscles aren't big. Really good stamina and endurance.
>>220370213>insultin a mans DINNER be worse than insulting his SPAGHETTItruly we lived in better times
>>220370274>Plump ass.Post pics
>>220370205https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItfDfoM9zcEthis song of his was posted here long ago, killer, the man had a vibe of his own
>>220370184So you live in New Brunswick.Is it still mostly Jeet-free there?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4oKGmKw02Z0This is what the west used to be about
what's the point of this?
When did you grow out of your gay phase
>>220370274You don't have to share your Grindr bio here.
>>220370302That's where all the fags go. It's best that they isolate themselves like people on Fire Island or San Fagcisco
sneezed 3 times
>>220370302https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fA7iedRBJrs
>>220370301yooooo I watched this so many times as a kid
British humor is too quirky for meTried to watch Mitchell and Webb recently, just unbearably quirky to the point of disgust
>>220370293>So you live in New Brunswick.Nope>>220370302
>>220370360have you ever tried reading The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy?
my sister's wedding is in less than a week, and i just now learned what her fiance's last name is.
>>220370360the new Mitchel and Web or the OG one? New one sucks although I am in love with Stevie
>>220370302You should get rid of that tiny province after you annexed Canada.
>>220370373I remember liking those in high school along with Stephen King
>>220370396What about Discworld? That was the genesis of millennial lolsorandum internet culture, everybody loved that!
>>220370381I didn't realize there was a new oneReferring to That Mitchell and Web Look
>>220370413Don't think I ever read that
>>220370373You are such a nerd, Slovenian anon.
>buy cheap tshirts on amazons>how bad could they be>100% allegedly but coarse feel>cut around the collar is really weird like it was designed for tiny chinese men and just scaled up>seams coming apart after one washwelp. i learned this lesson years ago but somehow thought it would be different this time. these go to clothing bank. have to go buy different ones.
>>220370420Yes there is a new one, I liked the old one. This is one of my favorite sketches. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4lTazX3asgHave you tried Peep Show?
I'm not sure if I find American e-thots going crazy with over the top drag makeup, implants, and tanning larping as elites to be more pathetic or Japanese e-thots with a deceptively normie fashion sense pretending to be losers and predatorily trying to stoop to the level of the incels they appeal to to be worse.They both deeply disgust me and are signs of a deeply rotten society. The only difference is the Japs still have some sense of dignity and taste about the way they go about being whores, much like Chekhov once said.
>>220370360for me it's Taskmaster or Stephen Fry era QI
>>220370442100% cotton. also advertised as tagless but were not.
>>220370446Here's a better link sorry https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRbj1Q4tXNo
>>220370430most of my friends from high school read that, Slovenia has a bit of a literary culture, a lot of translations, we all read it in Slovene. Even today, Slovenian influencers mostly publish books instead of going on youtube.
>>220370287https://litter.catbox.moe/xxkaa0s968dkbsgn.jpg
>>220370360British comedy from 60s to mid 90s is pure kino
>>220370360Check out Allo Allo or Blackadder
>>220370476I would never publish books in Slovenian when there are only around two Million people who could read them.
The edible has hit and my mouth is dry as fuck
Why did you ask for pics of his ass?
i say 'lol' and 'lmao' way too often when texting women in an effort to come off as being laid-back and nonchalant. this backfires and usually ends up as me sounding desperate and cringe
>>220370530you looked didn't you?
>>220370485WE WANT THE FINEST WINES AVAILABLE TO HUMANITY WE WANT THEM HERE AND WE WANT THEM NOW!
>>220370542holy shit I do this as well
i often dont talk to women, as in never
It Crowd is good, Black Books, Mighty Boosh, Snuff Box, Peep Show, Garth Marenghi's Darkplace, Spaced >>220370497Blackadder is good but Alo Alo is very repetitive.
>>220370542I write a really long AHAHAHAHAHAHA
The coat of arms of Prince Edward Island looks pretty cool.>>220370543I didn't notice what was behind the link beforehand.
>>220370442I bought an xl hoodie shipped from China and it was tinyChinamen are just miniature sized
>>220370575I am a huge britboo and I've just never been able to get in to IT Crowd, I think maybe I watched it when I was too young and the jokes didn't land and then when I rewatched it as an adult I already had a bad opinion going in to it
>>220370552That was a weird episode of Doctor Who
>>220370575watch Withnail & Ialso, I now know why you abandoned drugs, if you found a home among the local intellectual community, that shit is a drug too if you're smart enough
>>220370606>I didn't notice what was behind the link beforehand.you can just admit you're a fag we all expect it from germans at this point
>>220370615love this https://youtu.be/xMhxgmpGnIM?t=6
>>220370159need to see diss
>>220370611I think it's fun, you should give it a re-watch >>220370620>Withnail & II've heard about this but never watched it. >if you found a home among the local intellectual communityhuh? No, I hang out with the same people.
>>220370615ah, well, if you were to rec a season of the good Doctor to someone who's never watched any of it (not that I'm hearing of it for the first time, either), which would you choose?
Jokes aside, I just got back from a year traveling around Europe, and I genuinely don't know why we are grouped together as "western civilization". We are nothing alike, and they genuinely have no future once their capital runs out. We have more in common with Mexicans than them.
I hit the penjamin don't ask me anything
>>220370649you said you're in with the art gallery happening crowd before
>>220370661post hand to prove your post is real
>>220370669yeah these people do drugs, musicians, dj's, visual artists, art gallery people ect...
>>220370686Post hand is the lowest form of conversation when he is intellectually right
corrlove a bit of peep showinbetweenersnever got into officeshameless waa alri. was one point i was literally watching us and uk shameless side by side episode by episodebut just stopped doin dat
>>220370686
ive just now realized that my penis is thicker than my wrists.
for me?friendslove friendsseinfeld
>>220370708ok, so why isnt europe related to us?
>>220370703Oh yeah Inbetweeners is good also. There was a show everyone forgot called Fresh Meat, it's more of a comedy drama but still pretty good. Was in love with that lass
>>220370703you must've watched Jeeves & Wooster, rightI mean, what's better than that
>>220370708Looks like mine except your thumb seems a little fucked up
*incarnates**cums**dies*
>>220370720phwoar would absolutely instigate her arsefilthy bint
I lowkenuinely wish I was a woman instead of an ugly nigga so I could have sex with cute guys like Bladee.
>>220370730very death grips post diss
>>220370669When I sad I was a snob I should have said I'm a hater lol, I don't have time and patients for silly performance art bullshit, or silly paintings that are nothing but I have to see something deep in one dot on a blank canvas.
>>220370708Your thump looks weird.
>>220370653Depends on your tolerance for old sci-fi. Season 7, 8,13, and 14 are very good.
>>220370713The worst curse is being an incel with a big dick
>>220370735Welsh rose <3, super cute. Might re watch that show.
absolutely dismabtle kimberley nixon's sphincter wiv the cockberglegally consensually
>>220370713Damn why are your wrists so small
>>220370760that's her name yes, I think she has children now and is married, good for her.
I got fired from my job today
I'd rather be a peniscel than a wristcel.No woman will see your penis if you have tiny wrists anyway.
>>220370771story?
>>220370748it's true, I never liked most of Quatermass, so I might start with the latter ones.
>>220370717Different attitudes. Views on the world. They are unironically obsessed with us, not even in an annoying way, but it shows to me that their culture has stagnated that they consume so much of ours. They're unironically much poorer than us. They are unambiguous despite having any obstacles to greatness removed via their social programs. They are not particularly charismatic and are quite reserved. Their youth all study fake bullshit like "European Studies" to become eurocrats and pursue other fake jobs rather than doing anything productive, which shows to me that once their stored capital runs out they're fucked. You can already see the beginnings of that with many of their economic issues. Obviously these are generalizations but on average are true. They are just fundamentally different, they see the world different and seem to view their time as having passed which makes a self-fulfilling prophecy. The British are unironically a lot like us in how they view things, I really expected the UK to feel more foreign to me but it didn't at all. I wish Brits the best, they're lovely, and you can tell London was probably the best place on Earth their current decline and mass migration hit it.
>>220370765i do not eat a lot of food + my penis is just larger than average
I am NOT obsessed with america, and anyone claiming so will get a taste of my 1911!!
>>220370726>>220370747Think it's the angle or maybe I held it weird. It's a fairly normal thumb.
>>220370794I just don't understand how you can't see that this happens with smarter White Americans too. Everyone in this country has either become Brown in one way or another or they end up like these Europeans.
american history is more interesting than european history per capita
>>220370794Unambitious*
>>220370787I remember Quatermass being very somber and dry.
>>220370845We had a flying fortress fly over southern sweden in the 40s. That's pretty interesting
>>220370845the man just could not tell a lie, goddamn
>>220370822We'll let's go over yonder'n get you one! God made men, but Sam Colt made them equal
>>220370852Like with zeppelins? That's sick
>>220370845Europe has more interesting history, America has more interesting people.
>>220370851watch The Stone Tape by the same author it has OMNISSIAH, GOD FROM THE MACHINE! vibes in a roundabout way
>>220370827Your nail is too big Extremely dysgenic thumb
thought his thumb was a big uncut cock with a glistening head haha. silly me
>>220370865And then john moses browning made them unequal again!
>>220370865rip fed smoker. All the best lolcows are dead now
>>220370794Pic related is literally you.
>>220370827Why is your finger nail so long
>>220370899bit gay
>>220370873Huh? Talmbout a B-17 bomber. It had gotten shot up and leaked oil all over a high school as it flew overhead.
So many European flags but no Mexican flag in /cum/. Kinda sad.
Every time I work out it's impossible for me to fall asleep. It's like my brain is too wired or something
>>220370912Just my experience. And sorry to say, but Germany was the worst country I've ever been to. It's the only place in Europe that is objectively worse than America. Europe was fun, but you guys are genuinely just fundamentally different from us and I think that our political and economic decoupling is a good thing for both of us. Also, shouldn't you be in your own general?
>>220370945There's only about 3 Mexicans that actually ever post here
correxcellent poobergmust be viddied
>>220370945I raped him last thread
>>220370966i wish that there was only 3 mexicans in the US, and even that's too much
That Markiplier movie is actual dog shit. I never wached Markiplier nor did I play the game it's based on, but shit shouldn't matter if it's a good movie
>>220370966I'm pretty sure there is only one
>YouTuber garbage is shit stop the fucking presses
>>220371000trips checked
>>22037010590% of my sounds are dead. RIP
Travis Kelce is the hottest Taylor Swift boyfriend
I'm so jacked off
>>220371021Me like 10 minutes ago
>>220371000BEEP BOOP THIS IS THE YOUTUBE CYBERNETIC AUTHORITYCOM-PRESS COM-PRESS COM-PRESS
>>220370914>>220370894It's the angle. It's a normal thumb I swear.
>>220371032>>220371032>>220371032>>220371032
>>220370986Went to go see it on a date night and liked it, I don't really have any nostalgia for markiplier either I never watched him when I was younger, I think creatively it had more going for it than most major studio slop that gets put out these days
>>220370942Them niggas got LIT tha fuck up n had ta land! Niggas was leakin'. Straight up
