Burger edition
>>220371952Gone through 12 tins of lager and now I'm drinking cider. Tastes like sweets.
i thank god every day for making me not british
>>220372075GAC
>>220372102What's that mean, Gaelic bull? That's me.
corrrrrrrrr
What ever happened to the bald French fella. The last I was chatting to him his father died and he gave up the drink. Good craic he was, a straight man too.
>>220372124Oh my British. But yeah, a decent chips, sausage and curry. For me it's vimto.
>>220372099wait what's wrong with being british?
>>220372125What happened to the hot French girl? I miss her.
been pooing a lot more often lately, wonder if i've developed IBS or crohn's disease or bowel cancer
>>220372147Arch enemy of the Americans lore wise even though the British did everything they've tried to do but better. Perpetually in the shadow of the British empire whilst at the same time they're reared up thinking they're better than it. I've nothing against the American people themselves but they're delusional.
>>220372158Sirely you have the picture of her hairy fanny. I don't anymore. Different phone now. Even if you do, don't post it. Mad as well the amount of simps for here at the time. Don't tell me you're one of them.
>>220372158thats my mrs
>>220372178Not looking to cop a 3-day-ban, pal.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlogXIiXt40late-night disp
>>220372207itch leg
>>220372183Sure that's why I said don't post it. Wouldn't want to get you banned. Her though she was either letting on to be something wrong with her or she wasn't letting on at all. Let on to be aloof like. I think it was a gimmick if I remember right. Plenty of women have posted on /int/ throughout the years and they were more normal. Used to be Polish lass, late 20s, was a security guard. Proper autismo
rorke sneaking into a secret base and stealing a monitor with secret data
>>220372226Why'd you do it, Mikey?
>>220372229Rorke kicked your arse throughout history though.
>>220372241cagers btfo
im a real n-word
>>220372241Scrap prices innit. The truth? There is a subsection of British society that have fully bought into traveller as an identity. I know a traveller married to an Englishman. All this cunt is known for is ripping cash machines out of the wall and ram raiding expensive shops. I know of English men that have fully embraced the traveller life amd have embraced rhe blood fued stuff and have dug up remains from peoples graves. More of a northern English thing.
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>>220372276All according to Mikeynomics.
>>220372302Do you know what showmen are? Rough as fuck. It must be nice living on the surface. I've often awoke in camps, leeds, manchester even wales, awoke by some retard firing guns. Must be nice living soft.
posting in both /brit/s simultaneously pretending like I'm a dimension hopper travelling between alternate dimensions
You now remember Brockhampton.
>>220372362best boyband since one direction
>>220372362the real niggas on the right look pissed at their dork cousins for inviting them to their rap group not telling them it was also a gay orgy
>>220371952Still crying about who made the thread first award
>>220372417#1 Nonce on the board award
>>220372362something very threatening about the lads farthest on the left and farthest on the right and the one just to the left of him and the one at the top of the steps with the hat and the one with the blue shirt
morning lads
>>220372426
Let there be a thousand blossoms bloom, as far as I'm concerned
>>220372444something very threatening about this kid
>>220372424Still a fat delusional loser awardOh and its obviously true solely bcos I said it, BTW (gullible muppet)Ban still evaded, btw
>>220371952for England, James?
>>220372424That's trump.
>>220372457Last night I Brosnan McDonalds'd your sister.
>>220372124Get them from the chipper. Tray of chips, smothered in salt and vinegar and I mean smothered. For me? It has to be the ‘umble battered sausage. Chuck her on top. Curry sauce over the whole lot. If the chippy does it, ask for Irish curry. It’s nicer. Can of pop. Aunts your uncle
What in the actual fuck did you just say about BLACK PUSSY, you little shit? I'm RORKE, straight outta the IRISH DIASPORA, and I've been ZESTY as fuck since FODEN CHANGED everything! Back in the day, I was your average paddy bastard scraping by in the bogs of Boston, dreaming of the old sod while chugging Guinness and dodging the peelers. But then ONE NIGHT, I stumbled upon the BLACK PUSSY – sleek, midnight-furred, eyes like emeralds in the Dublin fog. I thought it was just a stray, but NOPE. That feline fiend CHANGED me forever!
Why are Cucktholics like this?
>>220372476The Jews shouldn't have restricted the lads from going to their holy shit. Protestants are subhuman by the way.
>>220372490Shut it you swarthoid.
>>220372471is this a reference?
you lads are very gay
Why’s there two threads?
>>220372457for all you folks at home wondering the answer to that riddle, it's 'secretly pounded', good night and good fight
Last night, your sister was Bond burgered.
Don't have any control over my life now lol
I’m a faggot and I suck cock
feeling insecure about my red glistening prolapse but i try to think of it as a blooming flower
off to the gym we're jonny onnykins lad
>>220372553it's time to go to prison
>>220372518Because the whiny fagget who spends his life here aka (OP) decided to make another because the other wasn't made by someone with a british flag.
>>220372518I was about to say the other one is mong containment but then I looked at this thread I'll be right back
>>220372503Swarthoid? You must be quare and delusional to think an ancestor of mine is swarthy.
>>220372594You're Irish. Irish people are brown. Celts are brown.
>>220372531Who's this?
>>220372619dunno
>>220372603Is that right. Any Irish, Scottish or Welshman I've seen didnt look brown to me.
Just rocketed myself a dozen feet in the air via my flatulence
>>220372637You have to be Germanic to be White. Sorry, I don't make the rules.
>>220372645epic
>>220372665I care very little about square headed fools.
Maybe I'm old fashioned but I'll stick with my own. Scottish and the Welsh, and .last of the English too, to be truthful a out the matter.
>>220372715And that's why you aren't White.
>>220371952borger
>>220372757Have you ever actually been abroad. They're nothing like you and to top it off they don't like you. Suit yourself.
>>220372781Where did you get that from.
>>220372781Dayum corrrrrrrr
>>220372787Ok brown boi.
>>220372805I eat borger
>>220372781pretzel buns are super yummy
>>220372823Nice food but wouldn't the ink soak into it.
>>220372834you are absolutely mega tarded, moikey
chudsy malone
>>220372885KTIM
>>220372844Go away from around me will you gomey
>>220372923
>>220372844Stay down the south for yourself. The rest of us is celts. https://youtu.be/rPMSvOinq7E?si=Mwff5AjXUxi4d5yl
Normans and Anglos never conquered these landshttps://youtu.be/MEX82GXf6ds?si=1b-BQj7t1SMBcJJG
>>220372805https://www.reddit.com/r/FoodNYC/comments/1ra8nyd/finally_tried_that_one_burger_at_emily/
>>220372976I was thinking it looked too American. Is that what you get when you goi down to a half decent burger place. I'm jealous.
emailed CBBC once asking them to gunge my parent on 50/50
WHY ARE THERE TWO THREADS
>>220373011There's only one thread. One British thread.
>>220373016Truth
>>220372964You belong beneath the heel of the White Germanic Anglo-Saxon Man.
>>220373025I haven't met that man yet. I've bey every breed and offshoot of him. Will I see him tomorrow?
Split the thread. No wonder it's dead. Joke. Omw time ago the nanny wouldn't leave you have one thread never mind two.
>>220372781Scrantacular
>>220373139Get some help
That other thread is a bit shite.
>>220373172Full of poofs innit
>>220373167Who will help me
>>220373182Jesus Christ.
>>220373177Haha I'm le whacky British haha Noh bem and that init
I once saw a pair of french house spiders wearing helmets who were going around the world around the world around the world around the world
>>220373191WAHEYYYYYYYYY
>>220373195Eat them next time. Hopefully they're poisonous
