Burger edition
>>220371952Gone through 12 tins of lager and now I'm drinking cider. Tastes like sweets.
i thank god every day for making me not british
>>220372075GAC
>>220372102What's that mean, Gaelic bull? That's me.
corrrrrrrrr
What ever happened to the bald French fella. The last I was chatting to him his father died and he gave up the drink. Good craic he was, a straight man too.
>>220372124Oh my British. But yeah, a decent chips, sausage and curry. For me it's vimto.
>>220372099wait what's wrong with being british?
>>220372125What happened to the hot French girl? I miss her.
been pooing a lot more often lately, wonder if i've developed IBS or crohn's disease or bowel cancer
>>220372147Arch enemy of the Americans lore wise even though the British did everything they've tried to do but better. Perpetually in the shadow of the British empire whilst at the same time they're reared up thinking they're better than it. I've nothing against the American people themselves but they're delusional.
>>220372158Sirely you have the picture of her hairy fanny. I don't anymore. Different phone now. Even if you do, don't post it. Mad as well the amount of simps for here at the time. Don't tell me you're one of them.
>>220372158thats my mrs
>>220372178Not looking to cop a 3-day-ban, pal.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlogXIiXt40late-night disp
>>220372207itch leg
>>220372183Sure that's why I said don't post it. Wouldn't want to get you banned. Her though she was either letting on to be something wrong with her or she wasn't letting on at all. Let on to be aloof like. I think it was a gimmick if I remember right. Plenty of women have posted on /int/ throughout the years and they were more normal. Used to be Polish lass, late 20s, was a security guard. Proper autismo
rorke sneaking into a secret base and stealing a monitor with secret data
>>220372226Why'd you do it, Mikey?
>>220372229Rorke kicked your arse throughout history though.
>>220372241cagers btfo
im a real n-word
>>220372241Scrap prices innit. The truth? There is a subsection of British society that have fully bought into traveller as an identity. I know a traveller married to an Englishman. All this cunt is known for is ripping cash machines out of the wall and ram raiding expensive shops. I know of English men that have fully embraced the traveller life amd have embraced rhe blood fued stuff and have dug up remains from peoples graves. More of a northern English thing.
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>>220372276All according to Mikeynomics.
>>220372302Do you know what showmen are? Rough as fuck. It must be nice living on the surface. I've often awoke in camps, leeds, manchester even wales, awoke by some retard firing guns. Must be nice living soft.
posting in both /brit/s simultaneously pretending like I'm a dimension hopper travelling between alternate dimensions
You now remember Brockhampton.
>>220372362best boyband since one direction
>>220372362the real niggas on the right look pissed at their dork cousins for inviting them to their rap group not telling them it was also a gay orgy
>>220371952Still crying about who made the thread first award
>>220372417#1 Nonce on the board award
>>220372362something very threatening about the lads farthest on the left and farthest on the right and the one just to the left of him and the one at the top of the steps with the hat and the one with the blue shirt
morning lads
>>220372426
Let there be a thousand blossoms bloom, as far as I'm concerned
>>220372444something very threatening about this kid
>>220372424Still a fat delusional loser awardOh and its obviously true solely bcos I said it, BTW (gullible muppet)Ban still evaded, btw
>>220371952for England, James?
>>220372424That's trump.
>>220372457Last night I Brosnan McDonalds'd your sister.
>>220372124Get them from the chipper. Tray of chips, smothered in salt and vinegar and I mean smothered. For me? It has to be the ‘umble battered sausage. Chuck her on top. Curry sauce over the whole lot. If the chippy does it, ask for Irish curry. It’s nicer. Can of pop. Aunts your uncle
What in the actual fuck did you just say about BLACK PUSSY, you little shit? I'm RORKE, straight outta the IRISH DIASPORA, and I've been ZESTY as fuck since FODEN CHANGED everything! Back in the day, I was your average paddy bastard scraping by in the bogs of Boston, dreaming of the old sod while chugging Guinness and dodging the peelers. But then ONE NIGHT, I stumbled upon the BLACK PUSSY – sleek, midnight-furred, eyes like emeralds in the Dublin fog. I thought it was just a stray, but NOPE. That feline fiend CHANGED me forever!
Why are Cucktholics like this?
>>220372476The Jews shouldn't have restricted the lads from going to their holy shit. Protestants are subhuman by the way.
>>220372490Shut it you swarthoid.
>>220372471is this a reference?
you lads are very gay
Why’s there two threads?
>>220372457for all you folks at home wondering the answer to that riddle, it's 'secretly pounded', good night and good fight
Last night, your sister was Bond burgered.
Don't have any control over my life now lol
I’m a faggot and I suck cock
feeling insecure about my red glistening prolapse but i try to think of it as a blooming flower
off to the gym we're jonny onnykins lad
>>220372553it's time to go to prison
>>220372518Because the whiny fagget who spends his life here aka (OP) decided to make another because the other wasn't made by someone with a british flag.
>>220372518I was about to say the other one is mong containment but then I looked at this thread I'll be right back
>>220372503Swarthoid? You must be quare and delusional to think an ancestor of mine is swarthy.
>>220372594You're Irish. Irish people are brown. Celts are brown.
>>220372531Who's this?
>>220372619dunno
>>220372603Is that right. Any Irish, Scottish or Welshman I've seen didnt look brown to me.
Just rocketed myself a dozen feet in the air via my flatulence
>>220372637You have to be Germanic to be White. Sorry, I don't make the rules.
>>220372645epic
>>220372665I care very little about square headed fools.
Maybe I'm old fashioned but I'll stick with my own. Scottish and the Welsh, and .last of the English too, to be truthful a out the matter.
>>220372715And that's why you aren't White.
>>220371952borger
>>220372757Have you ever actually been abroad. They're nothing like you and to top it off they don't like you. Suit yourself.
>>220372781Where did you get that from.
>>220372781Dayum corrrrrrrr
>>220372787Ok brown boi.
>>220372805I eat borger
>>220372781pretzel buns are super yummy
>>220372823Nice food but wouldn't the ink soak into it.
>>220372834you are absolutely mega tarded, moikey
chudsy malone
>>220372885KTIM
>>220372844Go away from around me will you gomey
>>220372923
>>220372844Stay down the south for yourself. The rest of us is celts. https://youtu.be/rPMSvOinq7E?si=Mwff5AjXUxi4d5yl
Normans and Anglos never conquered these landshttps://youtu.be/MEX82GXf6ds?si=1b-BQj7t1SMBcJJG
>>220372805https://www.reddit.com/r/FoodNYC/comments/1ra8nyd/finally_tried_that_one_burger_at_emily/
>>220372976I was thinking it looked too American. Is that what you get when you goi down to a half decent burger place. I'm jealous.
emailed CBBC once asking them to gunge my parent on 50/50
WHY ARE THERE TWO THREADS
>>220373011There's only one thread. One British thread.
>>220373016Truth
>>220372964You belong beneath the heel of the White Germanic Anglo-Saxon Man.
>>220373025I haven't met that man yet. I've bey every breed and offshoot of him. Will I see him tomorrow?
Split the thread. No wonder it's dead. Joke. Omw time ago the nanny wouldn't leave you have one thread never mind two.
>>220372781Scrantacular
>>220373139Get some help
That other thread is a bit shite.
>>220373172Full of poofs innit
>>220373167Who will help me
>>220373182Jesus Christ.
>>220373177Haha I'm le whacky British haha Noh bem and that init
I once saw a pair of french house spiders wearing helmets who were going around the world around the world around the world around the world
>>220373191WAHEYYYYYYYYY
>>220373195Eat them next time. Hopefully they're poisonous
>>220373188He can't catch spiders they escape through the stigmata >>220373201
>>220373195are you joking or did you actually
Mikey is mean
>>220373205Is that the same retard from years ago yeah.
>>220373205I catch spiders with my willy
>>220373209Don't be daft, punk!>>220373219??>>220373226Will you marry me
>>220373209He did
>>220373231Am not a fag.
>>220373231Samefag. Hate how you neurotic normies ruined this shit hole.
>>220373245I'm replying to three people that's not samefigging or neurotic
>>220373256Kiss my arse tourist.
okay okay alright i'm feeling good
>>220373264I post here most days why are you angry
>>220373264Shut it you came here in 2019 you newfaggot
It's mad how much I simp for some girl on discord I've never even met. I'm such a disgusting failure of a man
>>220373291you know there's probably 5 guys doing the samenot trying to make you feel bad but i wouldn't put too much trust in a discord ho
>>220373291What’s her name la
>>220373180Why would you rage at that are you in a mood
>>220373273Im not. I just called you a samefagging newfaggot, which you are. >>220373277I've been posting on /b/ since 2011 and /pol/ since 2014. Lol
>>220373309He’s mentally I’ll
>>220373315Which posts are me samefigging>>220373317:/ that's sad
sorry for party rocking
>>220373291Yeah, you're acting the waster. You know if you spent half as much effort into some slag you know you'd get much further along than simping for an advert online.
Open condom style!
>>220373322Spiders. Haha heckin personality innit. Please. Is that you 190
>>220373189I know this is true I was thinking it as soon as I saw them ;-; I think they're cute and funny but I still get the primal fear
lmfao really made 2 songs and then disappeared
>>220373327will party rock be in the house tonight? x
>>220373338No
>>220373341Zoomoids don’t remember
>>220373340you'll be alright <3
*pulls out hard cock*Shake that
>>220373349Newfag, get out of my face you peasant.
>>220373353Ty <3
>>220373352I'm a zoomoid and that era of music was my childhood
>>220373359Cheers up might not happen
Tell me one thing
do you think I'll ever find a loving beautiful wife willing to look past my inexperience, low income, lack of ambition, the fact I live with my mum, my virginity, and who is satisfied with a sex life where she will always be the top pegging me because I cannot get an erection?
alright
>>220373384https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6cagWYTGCY
>>220373385yeah shouldn't be too hard to find
>>220373372Listen to an old song if you're going to be a cunt about ithttps://youtu.be/wHuRUfzDz2k?si=X7HRVNtROPUx6gq0
asked gfberg why she agreed to be my gfberg and she said it's because she's SWC only
>>220373385Lachlan.
sippin sizzurp in my ride
should i go to asda this morning or at lunch time?
>>220373385all sorts of weird demented fish in the sea lad, try checking mariana's trench
>>220373404Might later thanks got the podcasts on and can't switch rn
>>220373411morning there'll be less people
>>220373407mine said its because shes a figment of my imagination so she literally had no choice. she says the silliest things sometimes
>>220373420*there'll be FEWER peopleHypothetical. Subjunctive mood.
>>220373419Which ones then. Don't tell me Joe Rogan.
>>220373430sorry i'm a yokel
>>220373416Nasty joke
>>220373410sum sip sup zurp nawmeen nigga??
don't have a gf and don't want onenot gay or asexual or anything, just not bothered
>>220373431News agents right now idk what's coming up could be my audiobook queued
germans be like "ja bitte shalfenbargenborg is gut ya" without a trace of self awareness
australians have been observing what's happened to europe and now we're voting for rorke parties, love to see it
>>220373388alri
Do Australians have any good songs other than waltzing matilda which may as well be a national anthem. You don't hear nothing from them do you in terms of folk music. They're always a backdrop.
i'm going to wake up one day and it will be 2012 again and everything will have been a bad dreamany day now
>>220372167>Perpetually in the shadow of the British empire
>>220373464men at work innit
>>220373464Gacked on anger
>>220373458>without a trace of self awarenessi replaced self-awareness with 24/7 horniness and my life has improved immensely
>>220373453Sounds like lefty shite.
>>220373475do you come from a land down under
>>220373464Pendulum is Australian and the only good export they've ever had.
>>220373464fuck my computer goes hard
>>220373475I think you're more film people. The proposition is one of the greatest westerns ever made.
australian musicians
>>220373464midnight oil
>>220373483Centre left news stuff yeah
>>220373509Is that amyl
>computer nagging me to do a software update for weeks>finally cave in and let it update>3 days later it starts nagging me to update againwhat, and i mean WHAT is the point?
>>220373494Reggae kind of? Listening to tarantula and it's a bit mad.
>>220373509mhmm show it all off honey
>>220373523yeah
>>220373464https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cawY4hXfe0oTHE CASHIER SMOILES AS IF OIM IS FRIEND
>>220373483Very rude of me I didn't ask what you're into, any recs?
>>220373516Let me guess, the typical lefty in the pocket of corporatism. That kind of centre yeah.
>>220373530hold your colour is a better track
>>220373530https://youtu.be/s5oOYebEknU?si=Z3UWaWFWpkbuoq-x
>>220373545Hope not I'm a loony lefty I hate that kind of thing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkwpXipZUoEholy nostalgia
put on jeans for work today cause it was chilly when I left the house in the morning then it turns into a hot day and I'm just fucked wearing jeans for it all aren't I
>>220373514Listening to it now. Actual tune.
>>220373563Get those trousers you can unzip into shorts
>>220373563take them off you idiot, let people see your legs
>>220373547Hold Your Colour is their best track and In Silico is their best album imo. Maybe I'm just nostalgic though.
>>220373563
Did motorstorm have slam on it or is that a fake memory
>>220373581WELL THERE'S A SMALL BOAT MADE OF CHINAIT'S GOING NOWHERE ON ITS MANTLEPIECEIT'S THE SAME ROOM BUT EVERYTHING'S DIFFERENTYOU CAN FIND THE SLEEP BUT NOT THE DREAM
>>220373547>>220373556Was this big in Australia and New Zealand at the time? Early 2000s I'd imagine.
why does each person at the pharmacy take 15 minutes and then when i get up there it's over in 5 seconds
Doing my part in the fuel crisis by continuing to not go outside
they just cancelled smiling friends
>>220373595>Neil FinnSheesh there's a blast from the past
>>220373605They keep the bum medication at the counter
might get an adult circumcision
>>2203736012007 if i'm not mistaken, did the rounds on those call of duty quickscope montages back in the day
>>220373558Me too. I don't think either of us like conmen. You'd imagine the leftys would get a brain on their shoulders and actually believe in the stuff they say they believe in. Importing cheap labour is a right wing position. Labour of old would fight tooth and nail against that.
>>220373601Yeah massive. 2007-2010, then dubstep took over.
>>220373638https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-eYBN62Kzlc
>>220373627Ofcourse it was in cod montages. Kek. Not a bad old tune. I was going to say you look a bit light and then you look at so e llace like Canada and all they have is maple syrup. Australians are a bit of a cultural behemoth, although an underdog.
>>220373619I say go for it
IRN BRU
might get an adult vivisection
>>220373638mad how people went mental over dubstep for about 2 years and then everyone immediately forgot it existed
saw a greenland shark the other day
been farting nonstop for an hour
>>220373638Listened to Still Grey by them there. In like 2000 that would have hit massive here.
awfully busy for 7am
>>220373675Corr did it have those eye parasites
might get a DEADLY WINGS PAINKILLAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nM__lPTWThU
>>220373643Better than skrillex
>>220373691not sure x
>>220373703Begging for an Irish man (and descendants) to sort her out.
saw a megalodon the other day
>>220373711then what happened
>>220373716i dove into the water with a knife between my teeth and rode it all the way to mauritius
I call app britain
Does anyone have the link to that Australian fella. He sings a song about smoking. He has a little moustache on him. Someone posted it here a few years ago. Was actually a little tune.
i'm cruel and callous and hateful
reckon i have stomach cancer and arse cancer and liver disease
>let the goyim deal in the real world
>>220373732Smoko by the chats
>>220373741That's the one, cheers.
jewish furniture summoning spell be like bench appearo
>>220373741>>220373744it's actually a song about being on smoke break
>>220373744Might even have been me that posted it haha glad we're getting on now :)
>>220373755I'm listening to it now. They call it smoko over there, or rather down under. But it is satirical in nature. For me it's the vocals and sound though.
love those buses you see that have those side mirrors that dangle out in front of them looking like little alien antennae
>>220373767It very well could have, if I remember right it was a British flag. Something along the lines of what do you reckon of that mikey.
incel walk at 7:30, anyone want to come with me?
going to bed now as i am unemployed x
>>220373775Love them and love you haha x
>>220373788where we walking
>>220373788yh would love to tag along
>>220373794Post office. Cash the gyro
>>220373789Not really an excuse is it. I’ve been unemployed my whole life yet I still get up at 5:30 AM everyday
>>220373789Sweet dreams anon
big guy pants
>>220372529of all the answers i've read, this one seems the most legit
>>220373809thank u
Tell the truth though, you're not half bad fellas you counts are ye. As far as the internet goes.
>>220373794through all neighbouring parks and along a couple rivers, 10km total>>220373801sound, make sure to bring some money since we’re stopping at a cafe halfway through
>>220373806He's doing the night shift of unemployment
9/11 2: escape 2 africa
next Monday I will be quitting 4chan
>>220373842what was your best post
9/11 3: dave having a melty at the arseanal title parade
doing the worm in an incelian way
easy as being gay with a big gay guy from a gay porn
>>220373849My posts are terrible everyone hates me
>>220373859what on earth is a vibex
>>220373833Africans are soft. Used to be plenty of them in Dublin when I grew up. Most harmless people you've ever seen in your life. They're not bosses. Drop 50 Europeans into the heart of Africa and they'd carve out a nice chunk for themselves. The warlords are animals though. They chop up the people. I used to know a young African girl and she was missing finger and her forearm was all carved out. Machete I'd imagine. Different breed to the ones you see in Birmingham or London. Glad of peace.
>>220373859Gymps are chimps that lift I guess
I hope my interview for 4chan went well.
punch the monkey has been terminated
Where's that lefty cunt anyway. Him and his podcasts.
>>220373855Are you interested in things?
can you believe they actually blew jfk's head smoove off
>>220373880volunteering to be a janny?
>>220373897yes very much so
>>220373893Still here was talking to you about the chats haha I'm on americast now
>>220373899An Irishman talking about how he's going to disintegrate the deep state and throw it into the wind. I can believe it. Tell you what's mad, they got away with it.
Asmongold makes me feel ill vile little creature
>>220373912Are you not a real doctor?
was on normie social media earlier and forgot i wasn't on /brit/ so when this muslim guy was being an upstart i said "fuck off rasheed"
>>220373922no i'm not any kind of doctor x
>>220373899This was crazier
>>220373913Are you a real lefty or a mock on.
>>220373899mad how they got nixon the same way just nonviolently people be like 'watergate would be a nothingburger now' . m8, watergate was a nothingburger then too were it not pushed by deep state
>>220373925no you didnt, be quiet
>>220373932one**
>>220373929one of those things that makes you stop and go wow they really actually did thatthey just flew two big jets into the twin towers
>>220373927But are you a real worm an actual worm?
>>220373929not really. 63 enabled 2001
>>220373918the kind of man who should be crawling out of a sewer grate
>>220373945You know they did it themselves yeah
>>220373946i'm a man and i'm doing the worm in an incelian way x
what if you're in a coma and "bradley walsh" is the face of the driver that hit you with his car
I've never met a true leftist Englishman. It's always selective. https://youtu.be/kINLxNxTMJ0?si=kL0lTtTtsAE3NUUi
