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Oh you know the dj? OH SHE KNOWS THE DJ
YOUR HONEY'S GONE TO NORWAY!YOU'RE GONNA STAY! OH, HERO!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbfVXCWz9jY
why is tremolo so fucking hard man i hate this shit it sounds so bad man fuck this
Time for din.
>>220372272>not an iphone posterGrim
Why do Jap thots always mention their age online, I always find it funny given the U.S is the opposite and instead they just say milf/gilf or mature if somebody's obviously not passing for young anymore.
Swampert
https://youtu.be/Az47OmHpMPw?si=gH4xP949wW9dH54O
>>220372312>makes your episode kinoHow did he do it?
>>220372312Weird filename for that pic.
follow your dreams. You CAN reach your goals
>>220372272Looks good sweetie. Don't scarf it down too quickly last last time. Remember I had to get you a warm cloth for your forehead and kiss your tummy better? Small bites and chew before swallowing :3 *mwah* i'll get you a bowl of strawberry ice cream when you're done :3
>>220372330t. retard
>>220372356Me on the left
>>220372356>Ay, Tone should I get ridda this shipment of anime girls?>No, no, leave a couple of them here, wouldya *chuckles*
>>220372356Somebody edit this and replace him with Tone
this is like the gun I used in Da Nang
>>220372369>トニー先輩、カルメラさんはいつ市場から戻ってきますか? 先輩のために、ガバゴールラーメンを作って差し上げたいんです……。
>>220372356https://youtu.be/BNr1mlYRgq8
>>220372402yeah mushi mushi fuck you where's da money *bonks her on the nose*
>>220372423
>>220372224that is a SS13 reference tho
in pokemon you are as likely to get 3 wobbles of the pokeball (pokemon not caught) as you are to catch it
I'm not a genius or inventor or great manI'm just a low level scrounger
Are we clear?
>>220372492when you die all the stars in the sky will go outas with each one of ushave some self respect
did that guy ever receive his chicken teriyaki don from uberjeets
you dont just skip kanye
Pizza hut is actually good
>>220372506one time my uberjeet got into a serious accident and was lifted to the hospital so i was fully refunded
>>220372513More like pizza butt
>>220372484Super Saiyan 13?
>>220372513The only Pizza Hut I like are the ones at Target with the icees and little pizzas
>>220372517was he hit by a train?
>>220372527semi
>>220372520Space Station 13, you hipster
>>220372504Respect is gained; it's not inherent
i dont vibe with old school rap anymore, too much negative vibes
>>220372555what is some good brazilian music
>>220372555How is this for you:https://youtu.be/kqnj60sTXJY?
>>220372565angra
>>220372549no I meant you from your perspective are the only guarantee to your consciousness that the stars don't fall and life doesn't end. When you die, they may as well do
>>220372555t. dsbm enjoyer
how to waste your entire life and be miserable while doing it
>>220372565Sepultura
Hitler called it the Goetterdammerung, after Wagner, the twilight of the gods
>>220372578i dont like black metal but its true that i listen to funeral doom metal sometimes, its different though, its more meditative than negative
>>220372574bretty gud huebro
>>220372617>depressive suicidal black metal actually isnt all that negative you guys trust me
>>220372565https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGS2M9olngE
Just took a pee
>>220372626I think he means that black metal is introspective and looks inward at negative emotions whereas gangster rap is hateful and blames others.
>>220372626doom metal is different than black metal, way different
>>220372629don't think Cpt. Beeheart would approve of Oi punk
How about boob metal
One Jap girl on Xitter DMs me and then all of a sudden my entire for you is just Jap e-thots with giant tits
how about boob metal implants
how about metal hurlant
my headset broke so im stuck with no-audio porn
i just dont feel negative listening to doom metal, i just feel like its good, i like how thick and creamy it is
you think you know gabagool?I was shaped by the coppaMolded by it, marron
wouldn't boob metal be titanium
>>220372703TITanium
I like The Smiths
losing in overwatch has got to be one of the worst feelings in gaming, i have no idea how anyone plays that
its finally spring, so nice n I have my window openits raining~
fuck online video games. why would i spend my vidya time on socializing and competing with people (stress)
>>220372712I like Lawrencehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fOVk5p9fx8
Chatting w/ her on Line now
also 10 minute queue to play any role that doesnt suck dog dick, like how, how is this game ever popular
>>220372726still le snowing in le alberta
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYbCpdAjhI0
>>220372755https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9JhA-YNhJA
The rise in smartphones has been devastating for cryptozoology
New apartment buildings look so shit, its like a capitalist version of commie blocks
>>220372760https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRWXIGweOX8
>>220372795the guy certainly had something to say, but then he chose the needlehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYsMIDKeMCI
>>220372764not really. even though people have sail foams they are mostly urbanized zoomers who panic if a leaf falls off a tree
>>220372726Puta
It is not that we have so little time but that we lose so much. ... The life we receive is not short but we make it so; we are not ill provided but use what we have wastefully.
dumb peanutposter
>>220372804CopeBigfoot isn't real. It's sad, but the truth.People are probably seeing bears walk on 2 legs
>>220372878that is why I am an atheist...because you may well pray to live a virtuous life half as long as that as one of a particularly large turtle, or you may hope for the military-industrial complex to PUMP IT UP and create a SUPERHUMAN BEING hallelujah!
ahh the french
well, you know what I meanthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QdBQFlDOv0s
WELP, lost 6 bucks betting on baseball today
cummiesssss
And as for every last brown bear, jackals and wolf in the EU, the black bears and such in the inhabited US, they should be struck down, done away with, and the flesh of the game used to feed mankind. Let these creatures prowl in the Siberian and Rocky Mountain wilds until man can find a way to destroy nature utterly and replace it with something less murderous! Long live man!
Really tired of all the faggots on this board
>>220372989Damn middle school is rough
>>220373037Go west, young man!
Darksydephil jobbed to Misty in pokemon firered
business idea: safe for work random boards
>>220373053The closest thing is probably /int/
DeeperIn cosmic moroseThe end of my roadFallenMy ship hit the starsAll suns turns out black
Doctor won't see me till April 30th fuck this third world country I'm drowning and no one cares
had milk n cookies
My number one pet peeve is when I’m having a conversation with somebody and they start looking at their fucking telephone. And they’re just scrolling away through slop pretending to listen to me like I’m too retarded to notice. Drives me completely nuts. Usually I’ll then ask them some non-sequitur question and watch them scramble to piece together what I was talking about. But really I just wish smartphones were never invented. They’ve turned us all into retards.
spaceslug is just so good, like damn
>>220373083that's your queue to stop talking
>>220373081im on a 2 year waiting list for a surgery
Parents now feel "bad" and trying to make me feel better after almost 2 years of not giving a shit about me because I said I felt like hanging myself I hate them
>>220373082It looks like this Apu is living in a Studio Ghibli movie which would be pretty comfy.
>>220373098as bad as that sounds they are your parents
Just nutted extremely hard.
>>220373098They birthed you, nigga. They put a roof over your head.
>>220373114to?
>>220373118Some 18 y/o blonde girl getting railed at a casting.
anyone want to start a startup
too many canadians here
Mike Dean the white stoner nigga that made a load of kanye beat worked with Selena
>>220373105I think the background is from the anne of green gables anime
>>220373130Its time to make the /canzuk/ general
Writing Dana White's name in the Death Note
mark my words, the appalling barbarity of people being born into this world with nothing but their immune system as their guard will continue no longer! there will a reckoning! no more predation, no more death!
>socially awkward personalityIts over. Just get the fuckin rope and hope for the best.
>>220373170i'll just become a recluse until i die
It’s a weird thing about growing up - realizing that your parents are flawed. I love my parents and they provided so much for me. They’re both good people. But they also definitely fucked some things up and it’s been hard to overcome some of that stuff. They’re kind of emotionally stunted and distant. I’m thankful for what they gave me. But I learned very early on that if I had any personal or emotional problems, then I would be better off keeping it to myself and trying to handle it on my own.
>>220373170Talking about myself here. Not telling nobody to kts. Fuck off and let me vent assholes.
kinda tired of germans desu.
>>220373126Let's make an international dating app called BundaNet (retro '00s name to anticipate a GTA6-driven culture shift). Every week your country is paired with another at random
>>220373185Why's that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Z5aPaDwAkUhow is she so attractive wtf
>>220373146Oh yeah that makes sense. Was that Isao Takahata before Ghibli? I feel like I remember that being the case.
coding has never ever been easier, chatgpt literally guides you through everything and even writes most of the code, all you need is an idea
>>220373204she called da popo on emotional landscapes
>>220373218I did my coding final with chatGPT. I dropped out tho, I already have an IT degree. Couldn't care less about coding.
GET IT? STATE OF EMERGENCY?
Yeah I’m thinking it’s kino time
poo
Penis as a boy
>>220373250How are you playing pokemon on ps vita? Doesn't make logical sense
drinking milk
>>220373254Haha
>>220373265I have an asian friend. Might be Japanese or Chinese idk but he's wicked smart and hooked me up.
>>>/s4s/12875422
If anyone needs their ass fucked to relax after a long day of work just say the word
none of these zoomers understand what has occurredfor the first time since forever man is not alone with his thoughtsand what's more, he can make money from itwe're hinging on something entirely unforseentechnological development is exponential, guess what comes next, WWIII truther mothafuckas
>>220373250I see my post! Its crazy how my message is currently on a screen thousands of miles away in Canada
I often think I've grown out of Bjork and I won't listen to her for months or a year or two but I always come back to her in some way. I've done this since I was like 15.
>>220373294I don't think I heard one song from her ever
>>220373310Unfortunately she's quite obscure and music is hard to access so there's no way to get into her at this point
ate edibles 45 mins ago now my butt starts to feel tingly D:
I've gotten away with some really stupid and dangerous stuff, bros.
>>220373250Based. My brother had a vita back in the day.
Within the next year I believe Vita hackers will successfully break through 3ds emulation on the Vita. They already have it running well on multiple games. It's only a matter of time.
God bless America, folks.
>>220373347It’s probably the best purchase I ever made for dollars to value I got out of it. Bought it used in great condition for $175 Canadian a couple years back. The OLED screen is so nice
I am a better person when I am drunk fml
MY BROTHER PERFORMED THE EXTERMINATUS ON VITA-7
GODDAMMIT
phwoarjust took a trip to pooistanwas propa nepotized dat wunhairfta be indignated
>>220373323*squeezes your butt*
>>220372402i like women with tall faces, the midface specifically. they look regal.
On the toilet making chocolate
I want to start posting again from my 'puter I think I'm gonna give them my email
Do they still have drive-in movie theaters
>>220373376Based. I really need to sell my 40k army already, 11th is 2-3 months away and I need to sell before the consoooomers get entranced by the new edition.
>>220373440>Do they still have drive-in movie theatersYes.Problem is they're either kept afloat by annoying Mexicans in shitty urban parts of the Southwest or they're weird holdouts in rural areas.
1. A Rush And A Push And The Land We Stand On Is Ours2. I Started Something I Couldn't Finish3. Death Of A Disco Dancer4. Unhappy Birthday5. Paint A Vulgar Picture6. Last Night I Dreamed That Somebody Loved Me7. Girlfriend In A Coma 8. Stop Me If You Think That You've Heard This One Before9. Death At One's Elbow10. I Won't Share You
Wheres that Chud that was calling CeleGOATni a fraud?
I only ate a chocolate bar today I suffer
>>220373455West status: fallen
you hear about the newfie family that froze to death at the drive-in theater? they were watching "closed for the season"
Getting an MSc in Janitorial Sciences
also possibly considerin' now:1. A Rush And A Push And The Land We Stand On Is Ours2. I Started Something I Couldn't Finish3. Paint A Vulgar Picture4. Death Of A Disco Dancer5. Unhappy Birthday6. Last Night I Dreamed That Somebody Loved Me7. Girlfriend In A Coma8. Stop Me If You Think That You've Heard This One Before9. Death At One's Elbow10. I Won't Share Youpropa boggle in factnot sure
>>220373480You're not allowed to know about newfie jokes
I dreamed about the only girl I ever loved last night. Dated and been with many girls since. And have been over her for a long time, as I haven't even seen her for 8-9 years. But it's funny how sometimes your brain can just fuck you up like that when you're asleep for no reason.
no fiction will ever be sadder than reality
>>220373506https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ef4pIdhfKQ0everytime I think about youI can't rememberwhat I said or did was right or wrongyou know I just can't remember
Pooed six little nuggets out
>>220373507take off, hoser
>>220373515I know that feel. It sucks but I’ll still take that over nightmarish anxiety dreams.
>>220373546corrlove dem wunsbut usually sign of mild constipation
This is part of universal healthcare btw
fink will adherinate the original programming and commence [redacted] into the udda fing for about 5 of the R&Rberg-on-islamabad
>>220373588faggot
>>220373561I don't really get nightmares thankfully. But I genuinely don't understand why I am having dreams about a woman from 8-9 years ago when I have been with better and more attractive women since.
>>220373515I had a similar thing a few months back where I dreamed I was experiencing an idyllic version of my 8th grade graduation. We were all having fun after watching a movie and eating ice cream and talking with each other. Eventually I sat next to a girl who I liked when I was a kid and really liked me back, but we never got together and have been totally estranged since. We took a class picture in the same room and she smiled and kissed me, and the dream ended right after we said "I love you".I almost never vividly remember dreams but that one was so realistic, wistful, and sad that it stuck with me and caused a bit of an existential crisis for a week or so.
>>220373622>tfw khhvfeels good
>>220373622>I dreamed about the only girl I ever loved last night. I think this is the reason. I guess being with other women didnt really produce the same sentimentAfter years I'm crushing on someone rn and I feel kinda similar but I'm an incel so I wouldnt know>>220373639based
I look like this
>>220373635>>220373650I'm making a big change in my life soon that I don't want to get into. But it's going to dramatically alter my life. In my dream I remember she asked me to stay with her and not go through with the plan. At least I can credit dream me for not giving her a response. I didn't deny her but I also didn't give in and say I would stay with her.
guys will see this and just say "Hell Yah"
women arent worth being sad over, there are much greater things in life to be sad about
>>220373682>I'm making a big change in my life soon that I don't want to get into.Don't troon out man, you're one of my favorites here.
>>220373705Kek nothing like that, positive changes only.
I just want to squirt penile yoghurt all over a woman’s big boobies ONCE in my retarded bitch chungus life. Is that really too much to ask?
>>220373751This but replace boobs with feet
>>220373751You have to kegelmaxx and then you will deserve it. They look at you and they can tell.
>>220373751https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8OZux6hp1Q
>>220373751Just buy a whore with big boobies
do you ever tell an ai chatbot thank you after it answered your questions?
craving apple sauce
>>220373772Sometimes
Can't stop farting
have you once said thank you
why dont we all go underwater cave diving
>>220373791THAT'S WHAT THE MONEY'S FOR
>>220373851If somebody made a full-length GTA IV mod about your life that plays like Duke Nukem you'd play it all the time too
too drunk to goon
>>220373858https://youtu.be/LzSTyjNNEMA?
>>220373751I did that but she was fat
>>220373858OK jello biafra
GTAIV was so good, V sucked in comparison
I am so tired of 'ger worship.
>>220373885gta iv blew my dick off when i first played it in 2008
>>220373892Why? Tigers are cool.
phwoar wouls love to dump a load on may thai's face?for me?the jello biafra video wiv the melvins where ders a youtube comment saying dat hes a fabulous old queen
>>220373921Biafra is a washed up fag but he made a lot of great music back in the day
>I've been listening to Stir It Up and they Steely Dan'd it, I tell ya!>They Steely Dan'd it, Jerry?>They Steely Dan'd it, they hired a session musician to play the solo!>I never knew that they Steely Dan'd it! They Steely Dan'd it, Jerry!
hi
you can go down in 15 minutes but to go back up its gonna take 15 hours and a lot can go wrong, the chances of dying are extremely high, its kind of like made in abyss where you can go down but not back up
>>220373894how
>>220373957I hate you.Love, George.
>>220373957hi
Ok Jarvis, increase precum volume by 3000%
>>220373969>>220373975finally i can post from my 'puter again i had to set up a dumbass email account
Lysol - Melvins1.Hung Bunny2.Roman Bird Dog3.Sacrifice4.Second Coming5.Ballad of Dwight Fry6.With TeethSound of Confusion - Spacemen 31. Losing Touch With My Mind2. Hey Man3. Little Doll4. Rollercoaster5. Mary Anne6. 2.357. OD Catastrophe8. Walking With Jesuswhat i like bout deeze albums is they mostly covers on embut like the way the albums are done is that it might as well be originalcoz they twist the styles to make them their own uniquewiv their noise rock, their drone doomjust incredibly original pieces of art that fit togther amazingand they both real likeindications if what rock music is really aboutyou can have a whole album mostly coversbut like the ingenuity the innovation it doesnt mattermake it your owncreta somefing unique pkwerfulits the feeling innit the rawthats what rock about
a lot of haters, lunatics and punk trash itt atm
>>220373965its an expressionno games were like it
>>220373997Oh yeah same here. Thankfully I have a bunch of gmail accounts. I’m sure nuMoot is selling all my data, but whatever, I’m over it.
>>220374023Lol okay kino storyline and amazing soundtrack
>>220374023san andreas? vice city? III?
grok remind me to revisit dat dead kennedys album
>MY HEART GOES BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG (AH)>MY HEART GOES BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG (AH)>MY HEART GOES BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG (AH)>MY HEART GOES BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG (AH)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjS9Vn31kSk
>>220374046yeah san andreas came out in late 2004 and gta 4 came out less than 4 years later in early 2008to put it in perspective zoomie, covid was 6 years ago
>>220374066she was fantastic on the album niggas on the moonand dat songwunderlust
>>220374081I was born in the early 90s thoughever
>>220374032Life goes on until you die and then its oblivion
>>220374095
i was 12 when gta 5 came out
>>220374109
>>220374112I was ten
>>220374112I was 13
>>220374092i suppose you're just retarded then which is fine
>>220374112
CHICKEN JOCKEY!!
>>220374131by all means explain how the 4th entry in the 3D GTAverse had nothing else like it
>>220374146cant believe that was only 1 year ago
https://youtu.be/tWIX9Bpc_-w?si=zCBWmLNXnrHGczD8&t=65
>>220373948Steely dan ever really do that for a studio recording?
>>220374112shortfag
>>220374176yeah, Aja and Gaucho are purely studio musicians, including Mark Knopfler
>>220374163Reminder.
>>220374188im in incognito doe
>>220374177
Suck my dick cheese how bow tha
Okay dumb question, if you meet a female in an informal setting, are you supposed to shake hands? If not then fist bump? or what?
>>220374211post lego
>>220374228You have to kiss her
>>220374228you are supposed to run away
>>220374228punch her in the tit
>>220374228Don't touch them. Just raise your right hand and say hi
>>220374228slap her ass
>>220374151The Down Detector page was so fun.
>>220374228grab her by the pussy
>>220374236>>220374239>>220374240>>220374246>>220374256ok>>220374245Are you sure? Feels like a faggot waving
Some bands you just can't find a good mix of their music, even popular ones.I fucking love Dead or Alive but it's not possible to find a good mix of their music for whatever reason.
>>220374273Why would it matter unless you're trying to arrange sex
Might go for a late night walk. I feel depressed as hell. I'm so tired of being alone bros. I was at this sushi restaurant a week or two ago with my mum right. We've been going to this sushi restaurant for 20 years. The bumbling co-proprietor (the business is run by a Korean couple) came over because he obviously recognized us, and idk what's wrong with him because he's been in this country for decades and still can't speak hardly any English; that or he has a speech impediment and autism or smth. A few times he's patted my belly or done the opposite and been like "not a lot of food today eh" like bitch I get the same order every time. Anyways the other week he came over to our table and he said to me, "No girlfriend?" I played it pretty neutral and friendly by just saying, "I wish!" but holy fuck I was absolutely fucking mortified and I've been thinking about it ever since. Like no way. I was so embarrassed.
>>220374231
>>220374329BASED BASED BASED!
goodnight
>>220374355i fucked up the stickers and it pisses me off THOUGH im gonna watch some tutorials before i get a new set
>>220374320>I was absolutely fucking mortified and I've been thinking about it ever since. Like no way. I was so embarrassed.I feel the same way when my family hounds me about it. It really just destroys me more than anything and always makes me the closest I've ever gotten to telling them off as an adult.
>>220374320God that actually sounds like nightmare. That guy’s a fucking dickhead retard.
>>220374320>by just saying, "I wish!"bro....
>>220374395Yeah well I really don't get that ever so it's not smth I'm used to. It's not smth I'd ever really talk to my mum about either. I have no one to talk about it with except for anonymous fags on 4chan. I don't want to talk to a therapist about it either because I absolutely detest therapy. Not gonna be talking to my shrink about it either. The best I know I can really do is just keep on slowly improving myself and to keep trying and putting myself out there. Getting constantly rejected and ghosted is so fucking soul crushing and demoralizing though. >>220374467He walked away at that point so the convo was pretty much done then. The next and last thing he said was, "Mommy needs a friend" because even though I go there by myself sometimes they never see my mum without me as well.
>>220374506if you show up there after those comments you are bitch made
>>220374506you should throw a molotov cocktail into it
im excited for the april fools surprise tomorrow
every once in a while borderlands makes a good joke. a psycho ran at me yelling, "DID YOU SEE ME ON THE COVER?!"
>DID YOU SEE ME ON THE COVER?!
>>220374553Yeah I shouldn't...they jacked their prices way up recently too. I used to get 2 dynamite rolls because they make the best dyna rolls in the entire city but they used to cost $6.50 each now they're $7.95 each. So I've been patronizing their business less anyways.
>>220374586me too but bad news broyour mom is dead
>>220374623shes alive and sleeping peacefully
>>220374599>>220374618no. freaking. way.that's EPIC you beautiful bastard
>>220374618i thought it was funny. wasn't expecting it at all
They should add @grok saar for April fools
>>220374506>I have no one to talk about it with except for anonymous fags on 4chan.Same, the few friends I have (all of which are 2000+ miles away) all ignore me when I talk about that shit.>Not gonna be talking to my shrink about it eitherGood, they're exploitative, stupid, and ultimately just want to hop you up on drugs that make everything worse.>Getting constantly rejected and ghosted is so fucking soul crushing and demoralizing though.My problem is that I don't even know how to reach out to any girls my age given I don't know anyone here while I live in the one place in the world where age gap stuff is extremely taboo so I can't just hagmaxx like a Euro or an Asian. I just don't know about anything anymore.
My life would be better if i lived in Portland or Seattle
>>220374694Lets move to seattle and split rent
>>220374716only if you promise not to rape me at night
>>220374694Both are ugly and dogshit
>>220374726your opinion is ugly and dogshit
>>220374726>t. flyover scum
KONY 2012!!
As a tremendous loser, I sympathize (or empathize?) with you fellow losers. I’m an unemployed KHHV and I’m not far off from being 30. The only thing I really have going for me is fitness. Every other aspect of my life has been a complete disaster. But I’m too much of an unmotivated depressed anxious headcase to get out of my own way. I honestly have no idea what the fuck I’m doing. I try not to fall into the blackpilled nihilism and despair, but shiiiieeeet, it’s not going well.
>>220374736lol I live in one of the best towns on the west coast
seattle is a dump. It copies everything bad about SF but triples down on pretentious assbag hipsters and neo-liberals
The """people""" in portland are ugly af not even trying to troll
>>220374800My Uncle lives in Vancouver WA and is slowly becoming an ugly bastard, can confirm
>>220374753keep up your fitness! trust me, its value never depreciates. don't worry about motivation, ever. if you're truly motivated, you'll do it. hence your fitness. for the rest... i try not to frame this perspective any which-a-way, because if you pose it as science, like cognitive behavioral therapy, people will bitch, if you offer it as spiritualism like buddhist philosophy, people will mock you. the most important thing i could tell you from my experience, is you don't have to let your feelings be command directives. that doesn't mean to shut them out or ignore them. but like a gnat, you can catch your negative feelings, wait, then let them out, without them affecting your actions.
no suffering happens in portland
>>220374820I’ll never give up on fitness. I’d probably be legit dead without it. As for everything else, we’ll see, I guess.
