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https://youtu.be/cJWp-9V2AP4
Good night bros
Imagine the smell...
>>220374968Goodnight, I'm off to the fortress of dreams myself
>>220374968Good night. I wish I wasn’t such a porn coomer that I know who this is. Really bizarre and arousing body. I think she’s like 5’2. Gigantically fat ass and the rest of her looks normal. We need to isolate this gene for our future lab-grown gfs.
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLwMbJHbPTdVWb_T88YoKUT-g1Yg7GtuGJ
>>220374933True
>>220374939CULO
Every day ends with a tums festival
>>220375061Billions of fucking dollars spent on a war to send bombs to blow up god knows what and there's not enough money pay the TSA what a joke donald duck is FUCK YOU!!!
>>220373250Fucking based. God I would kill for a PSP3
https://files.catbox.moe/eqmmqy.mp4
>>220375266Fuck me? What’d I do? I didn’t invade Iran. Iran so far away.
>>220375299I thought we won the war since it started like blump says we've won all the time and yet we're still there making things go kaboom and sinking literal toy boats
>>220375299>Iran so far awayahh you irresponsible so-and-so, now i have to listen to it.
>>220374939Nice butte>>220374968Bizarre body
>>220375330That’s a cowabunga bummer dude.>>220375347I will listen too, in solidarity
>>220375350The American midwest is an extension of Finland
gonna sell some shit on ebay to buy more legos
you gotta work like three jobs to even get food on the table in this blump economy
you ever have a fart so smelly, you dash to the bathroom to make sure you didn't shit a little? and then the paper comes away clean and you're just left wondering what's wrong with your guts. all i've eaten today was a baked potato and some leftover lo mein from the previous night. vegetable lo mein, at that. weird.
>>220375791i know when shit comes out because it feels slimy
>>220374968Why did she do it vros
>>220375870hoo boy, she's something. just pretty and sexy every which-way.
>>220375910her ass is too big
>>220375910Can a 18cm peck his way through all that azz?
>>220375870>>220375962I like her gigantic ass. Same goes for chicks who have huge boobs but they gain a bunch of weight and end up with P-Cup monsters. Reason being: they become interesting novelties. There are a million hot internet bitches with beautiful bodies, which is fantastic. But I take interest in the ones with extreme proportions. Let’s see how absurdly humongous your tits and ass can become. I say Ms. Low-Keydeadinside should try to get even bigger.
/cum/ is senran kagura general
where did everyone go
>>220375962oh, i think it's very nice. big, for sure, but i like it.>>220376342i'm here, was listening to music.
>>220376381what music
>>220376629twrp
https://youtube.com/shorts/iOVnEY7DF9c?si=RqlxPStjecyxV6yrthoughts on this
>>220376665>TWRP, formerly Tupperware Remix Party, is a Toronto-based, costumed, synth-pop band known for blending retro and futuristic soundsbruh miss me with that gay shit
>>220376695you asked
>>220376704i thought you wuz going to say wiz khalifa or something
>>220376665Oh shit I forgot about those guys. I think they had collaborations with Ninja Sex Party back in the day haha. Cool to see they’re still around.
>>220376738they did, they're their backing band now for most albums.
my morning news is a gallery of sexy latina legs and boobs
stop watching p*rn
>>220376782Nice. And some googling reveals they also collaborated with the Protomen. Which reminds me I forgot to listen to their new album.
>>220376941start masterbaiting with razor blades and lemon juice
gonna take a bath
>>220376967"phantom racer"! yeah, that's a great song. brings back a lot of protomen's act II sound.
wake up bitches im bored
I feel better when I drink large quantities of water.
>manga im reading ceases updates in english >thirdy languages like vietnamese and Italian are 10 chapters aheadi hate this you should not be allowed to translate a manga into fucking italian unless an english translation already exists know your place poors
>>220377381same.*>*beer
gonna water the plants
If she doesn't look like this, she's a beta. Simple as.
SOVL
How about Joy Division Floyd
holy fuck even fucking reddit is shitting on the ndp convention i dont think ive ever seen that before theyre crazies than reddittors if that is somehow even possible
trump phonewhatever happened there?
>>220379137No refunds
>>220379137probably fizzled out once all the normies realized you cant build a competitive smartphone without china in the supply chain these days im getting tired of goycattle bros
Do you like Hoshino Ume?
>>220379436feel like ive heard that name before... but maybe notidk
>>220379169Taiwan does it just fine though
Tactical ball fondling
oh she's some jav actress yawn maybe was thinking of someone elsethe fag below me loves hoshino ume >>220379471doubtwhere do they get all the metals from for one
Hoshino Ume has an American body type. I thought she would be popular here.
彼女は俺様のちんぽを舐めてくれますか
>>220379510Nigger you were talking about production
>>220379716>Damned if you do damned if don'tPeople called him a monster when the island was having blackouts now those same people are calling him a pussy for letting them get oil
Drank too much last night
pls bump>>220379774>>220379774>>220379774
>>220379510>>220379548ZAMN!
>>220380013obese and ugly
>>220380013Damn I love a chubby asian
tfw you see the thread you crashed out in last night and got made fun of. I dare not enter
>>220380050Can I see it?
>>220379804He's both a pussy and a monster now
>>220380093I don't want to touch the hot memory stove of my own retardation
Me with cummies
>>220378770Shitting on how
fuck my gay life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izcdS7gXdEI&list=RDizcdS7gXdEI&start_radio=1
>>220379461>>220379510gooner self-report followed by cope
thinkin bout takin a nice lil long weekend trip up to canada this summer. probably quebec
should you move out or are you embracing the multi generational housing situation?
>>220380462I love living with mommy
>Here's your affordable home anon
>>220380462I would love to move out I would even accept living in one of those community bug pods in San Francisco
>>220380394Kill yourself.
>and the batter challenges the pitchI'm liking this so far, you?
>>220374939>BRAAAAAAAAPPPPFFFFTTTTTT
>>220380806It’s fun watching the umps get humiliated in real time. I like it. I like all of the recent rule changes from the last few years honestly. Pitch clock and three-batter minimum are great too.
Have any of you lads visited a comfy church in rural England? It has to be England btw. Scotland, Wales and Ireland only have about two churches worth seeing between them.
i left my pc on for 3 days straight that must not be good right?
>>220380910yeah, I feel the sameI'm glad the pitch challenges only take 2 or 3 seconds
>>220380940I have left my PC on for years bruddeh I think it'll be alr. if it gets a lil hot give the nigga a glass of cold milk >>220380939it would be nice if plane tickets weren't extortion level high
wubwub are you here?
>>220380984Yes I am here
i ran out of things to watch so i just keep a livestream of my local news on in the background
It's 70 degrees I'm finna go for a walk
>>220381017prove you are him what game did we play together
>>220380940Unless you had it running stress tests for that entire time nothing should have happened.
>>220381048wtf them niggas wearing
>Canadian rep:ummmm point of privilege
>>220381048Brian?
>>220381071Don't Euros usually wear speedos to the beach
>>220381117I'm Polish
>>220381147fact check: true
>>220380957Yeah definitely. Hockey challenges are so slow it’s insane.
>>220381041Put some Fraiser on
>>220381368Do you want to be my bf?
Had overnight oats with chia seeds, cinnamon, and wheat germ, two clementines, and cold brew with milk and unsweetened cocoa powder
>>220381542Sure :)
gonna eat 20 spicy wendys chicken nuggets for lunch
>>220381368Where is this? Looks like Brazil
>>220381627In my state they do something similar if you plead guilty to DWI and enroll in substance use treatment before your court date and pay your fines on time. They drop the charges if you stay out of trouble for a year or so.
>>220381612I haven't had goyslop since they took chicken selects off the menu
>>220381688i dont remember ever eating those but they look better than the modern tenders that mcdonalds sells
>>220381612Haven't been to Wendys in probably 10 years. Eating fast food was really fun looking back. Thought about eating some chili cheese tots from Sonic for a long time last week, but I think the memories are better left undisturbed thann to revisit and ruin them.
>>220381683California or Wisconsin?
>>220381717treat yo self
feel sheepy
You cocksuckers are boring. I'm going back to /ita/
You can tell this place is for normies because everyone is working >>220381926Bye distefano
>>220382028Well I'm back /ita/ is even more dead then here. Its 5pm over there so they're probably tutti a tavola a mangiare
>>220381743Maryland. It's technically still a criminal offense but they're lenient if it's your first time and you're taking it seriously. If you're very very drunk or hit an occupied vehicle or something it's a different story
>>220382180What does that mean?
>>220382231Everyone to the table to eat.
It's Lidia Bastianich's cooking show catch phrase
Yep we're all at our jobs, working hard and paying tax, haha right guys? Guys?
>>220382569I'm at work and I'm still shit posting because FUCK The Man
Wild how that wasn't on my bingo card. It's time for a conversation about how he fucked around and he found out.
so bizarre how fantano can seemingly tear an album apart and give it a good scorethen give others a like okay review and give it a terrible scorepropa bogglin'
I’m unemployed. Just go ahead and hire me. See if I give a fuck. Fuck around and find out. Fuckin go ahead and have sex with me. Fuckin suck me fuckin milk me longstyle.
>>220382242Can I eat your bussy?
i want a new lego set, might get obi wans ship to complement jangos
>>220381368>>220381627 corr hes ne
It's so wild howI just love howGotta love how
>>220382569Im an unemployed maxxed job-cel
hello
>>220382430With a last name like that no shit she's not Italian
>>220382814Amazzati
My surname is DiStefano and I'm a trans Italian woman
>>220382939Kill yourself faggot
>>220374939I want to undress her and EAT THAT BOOTY!!!!!
>>220382785Never watched him he looks like a hipster faggot, extremely punchable face
What's the fastest you've ever driven? I got up to 90 on the freeway one time
>>220382785I miss when music publications only cared about white music. I don't like pitchfork giving Beyond Say a good score
>>22038304765
>>2203830474
Those 6 7 memes feel so corporate and forced. At least back in the day normie humor was genuine.
>feel so corporate and forcedThis is how I feel about every protest since 2016
>>220383256do children qualify as normies?
>>220383047160kph then my car maxxed out and wouldn’t let me go any fasterBut usually I drive 120kph on cruise control just taking it EASY
>>220383316>KphDoesn't mean anything, this is the north American general, motherfucker
>>220380400They had literal race cards lmao
>>220383316VGH... DAS AVTOBAN
>>220383297I think you can bump that back to anything after Occupy Wall Street
>>220383380Wait... trvke
Canadian women look like this?
>>220383300I've seen more adults talk about kids memeing it than kids actually memeing it
>>220383065Black music has been a big part of this country's musical heritage for a long time. It accounts for a large part of the styles that arose in this country, and I say that as a classical musician
>>220383401they is not a women, you fucking chud
>>220383426Are you that pianist autist?
>>220383426He didn't say anything that disagreed with that thoughbeit
>>220383426Not him but I am a classical musician too, studied opera at conservatory. I agree, but I miss when there was a time when music wasn't all hip hop or hip hop coded
Witnesses the funniest brainlet situation at aldi today.Old Turkish or whatever grandpa with his zoomer grandson or something, he’s like “get me some triple a batteries”. Zoomie walks to the shelf and looks at it, comes back and says they only have 8 A.Grandpa is like “no triple a, they have to have them”He tries again, says nope, nothing there.Then the grandpa walks over, instantly grabs a box and is like “here look triple a” and then the zoomer goes aaaah ok triple A, I thought it’s “A A A” (like “a” spoken out loud three times)What a RETARD
Signing up for a "how to get hired" class. I am that desperate
Today is the Trans Day of Visibility. Say something nice about trans people. NICE. Say somethingNICE.
>>220383597I'm going to have my Mom look at my resume and CV tomorrow. It's fucking insane man.
>>220383597Just lie /thread
>>220383631I did that. She wrote my cover letter
Finished eating 18 spicy nuggies and a large fries
Is this the hardest mf pic of all time or fucking what
>>220383629it takes a lot of courage for them to do what they do (publicise their mental illness and mutilate their bodies)
>>220383646I'm already lying about graduating from college
>>220383654Looks staged
>>220383597I believe in you. Just use the power of positive realization to manifest the things that you desire into your life.
>>220383657I wish you guys had regional flags because I don't trust anything from a Scottish person
>>220383687The fuck would you know about it all the way down there in whereverthefuck. The Nation of Islam threatened to kill him for exposing Elijah Muhammads molesting of little girls. It was real. And in the end , they did kill him so no it isn't fucking staged
>>220383654Urkel
>>220383687>aye get a pic of me for the gram broThat alone makes him a vanity queen
>Gordy's gone, man. I'll be outside. Good luck.
>>220383696im english though
>>220383734They didn't have instagram in 1964
>>220383728Okay then I'm sorry
rewatching sovietwomble kinohttps://youtu.be/3LTNwwA8csQ
>>220383751It's ok, I forgive youLet's grab a horchata
did nothing award
I've slept a total of 6 hours in the last month
>>220383802Wait same and I didn't eat anything.
>tomorrow is the april fools day jokeFUCK OFF
>>220383401She's got the chud ears
They made three Final Fantasy Thirteens?
Bath tub doesn’t drain fully
I refuse to believe that americans exist
I'm unconvinced
I thought about posting “biddy bumber de squigniew” but I realized those are nonsense words and there would be no reason to make a post like that.
>>220384030does that mean I'm just a figment of your imagination?
Pickle juice goes well with steak
Crazy how everyone at that convention looks dysgenic. They don't look like real people they look like some kind of a.i generated videogame npcs
>>220383728>The Nation of Islam threatened to kill him for exposing Elijah Muhammads molesting of little girls. It was real. And in the end , they did kill himDon't blahpipo have some copes the CIA did it o algo even though the NOI bragged about it for decades internally?
>>220384062probably in asia somewhere. you're mlayasian. flag checks out
>>220384127neat. what's Malaysia?
https://youtu.be/n3uVwxAoUdo?si=rnk16mApYVqD-QZ1
>>220384070When I drank too much I used to have pickle juice to restore electrolytes
>>220384168There's too many TV shows about being first responders. It's very weird to see cops like this
>>220384143it's a drink. like manhattan
bought alchy early in the morning award, niggas was even walking to skool and all
>Poo Surfer, a new video game from India made by DalitSoft
>>220384126No, it's well known NOI did it
>>220384143>>220384205This is how you make a Malaysia
>>220384212Best time to get it, avoid the rush
>>220384257God I wish I was that happy
>>220384257Why are they always so zesty?
>>220384265>HappyHe's just acting stunad for the camera
>>220384230>In early 2023, members of Malcolm X's family said they would file a $100 million wrongful death lawsuit against the CIA, the FBI, the NYPD and others for allegedly concealing evidence related to the assassination and for alleged involvement to it. The attorney representing the family is Benjamin Crump. In November 2024, three daughters of Malcolm X filed the lawsuit in Manhattan Federal Court.They say that all the time thoughbeit, despite how Malcolm X himself said the NOI wanted to kill him. Blahpipo are STILL trying to get a payday from this thing that happened 6 decades ago.
my asshole burns what the helly
>>220384285His daughter or something was killed recently. Good riddance
>>220384042I exist
>>220384285That's his family tho, not the general populace
>>220384283I wish you wouldn't have told me that
>>220384285What's even wrong with assassinating a dude that runs a paramilitary organization
>>220384316>https://www.cnn.com/2023/07/26/us/malcolm-x-nypd-who-killedPeople have been saying this for ages, I just searched it on niggagram and the first results were all full of blahpipo and others claiming the FBI/CIA did it, just look at this palestine slop account lol>https://www.instagram.com/p/DGWtS52gVjd/
>>220384456>CNN>Instagram
>>220384402WOAH WOAH buddy, did you seriously just use violence on a paramilitary that believes in violence as a political solution??? You can't do that o algo!
Right I suppose I should get off my ass and make some shit happen huhGoddamn material reality always requiring the expenditure of energy to create change
Britain has said they're gonna start mass deportations too
>foreigners are seething because america and japan are best friends:)
>>220384486>nobody says this>multiple people saying this>Why are you linking news sites and popular media?I accept your concession
>>220384530You can find people on Instagram who take every position on every topic. CNN is a race-baiting fake news rag so nobody cares what they say
>>220384522It's hilarious how much butthurt Japan and South Korea genuinely liking America causes thirdies
>>220384517what they gonna do about the legal immigrants which most of them are
>>220384563we've been dabbing hard on thirdies for 3 months now and they're desperate for revenge, they think everyone needs to hate america like they do
>>220384555Dark chocolate kitkat is better than the regular one.
>>220384618if they deport every brown that was allowed in since 2015 and their families, that'd probably be enough
>>220384699they cant because they are legal
>>220384739A lot of them aren't which is the problem
>>220384739yeah I know, I'm just saying that'd be a good frameworksadly won't happen because, like canada, they're beyond cucked and doomed to be POO'd
Not so fast
>>220384872Not likely. Everything in the UK has to go through a bunch of inquiries, parliamentary procedures, and other paperwork
icestyle
>Look it up>Reform partyWow it's literally nothing
>>220384517Every European country says this bullshit and then you realize the "multiparty" always votes against it
LOL What cucks. They talk shit and denounce with one hand and quietly copy with the other. They know this is what the people want but they're still so scared of being called racist that they'll never admit it
Bees are weirdly attracted to me. Even when I'm sitting at my desk they come to the window
>>220384954>The European Union is expanding its powers to track, raid and deport migrants to ” return hubs ″ in third countries in Africa and elsewhere, quietly adopting tactics of the Trump administration that have drawn public criticism across the 27-nation bloc.
>>220383465Maybe>>220383517Yeah I don't get why all genres HAVE to have a crossover into classical. If you can't explain classical music to people or make it accessible without adulterating it, you probably aren't teaching it right.
>>220384971Its cuz you're so damn sweet
I’m a fuckin communist or socialist or whatever. Or marxist or leninist. Or nah maybe that’s all too crazy. Maybe just a democratic socialist or a social democrat. I think maybe I’m chinese actually,
>>220384977>>220384954The UK will never go through because they need foreign students and workers in fields like nursing and elder care.
I wonder if Angela Merkel regrets what she did
>>220385040Asking if a woman can take personal accountability is hilarious within itself
>>220385040People, especially women as rich as her never regret anything
>>220380560All because boomers block construction of new units desirable to people who aren't wealthy and retired or corporate landlords.
>>220385040she doesn't have to live around the browns so probably not
It's really grim out there guys friend of mine had to stay 5 hours in line just to get patted down by an ice officer and the guy kept asking him over and over if he was a US citizen just because he has a Finnish passport. We all should've voted for MOMala Harris
>>220384563Just the other day I saw an Indian wearing a shirt that said capitalism is voluntary motherfucker why don't you back to India then or better yet Canada which is basically New India
Subway just arrived. Buy 1 get 1 free footlongs up in this bitch
>>220385180Statt zitt you little boochiac
who's winning in ukraine
>>220385262OH, cugìn! Comme staje tuttapost? I was in /ita/ earlier and it was dead
Eating a banana
>>220385293China
>>220385299/ita/ is dead, and you have killed him!
I only enjoy shitting if Im completely naked otherwise taking a poop is just ok
>>220385180I went through tsa 2 times without any problem recently. Didn't see any ice eitherMust just be a thing at some really big airports
>>220385358Death can be a mercy
>>220385415They're only at a handful of airports currentlyI had a flight in PHX last week and I spotted a couple ICE guys but they were just standing around talking to each other.
Ordering 'za for dinner
I can't stop farting since lunch
I smack dat butt
>>220385423I was quoting Nietzsche, goombah
>>220374939What goes in here?
New work laptop they sent me has been sitting there for 3 hours downloading windows updates lol. Windows is so fucking bad.We need a 4th OS, not Windows, not Mac, Not Linux, but something ultra premium, no Indians are allowed to be involved in the designing of it or running the business. It should cost a lot also, like $5K for a license (but I get it for free from a tracker obviously).
>>220385612I'm more interested in what goes out
>>220385221Americans don't seem to realize this, nor most Canadians, but a significant portion of jeets come to Canada solely to get Canadian citizenship so they can qualify for the TN visa instead of the H1B.
A lot of up and coming players named Jaxon and Daxon
these days I hate jeets more than blacks
Don't hate people, please :(
>>220385583Scusi, Don Smartypants
mashcusat’ rugazz
I wouldn't hate them if they stayed in their own country
They are not answering my calls at the pizza place
>>220385769This goes for every race.
Went to the gym this morning END OF STORY
>>220385780Why?
>>220385780You're Italian, you should be able to craft one yourself
I need to go sober
Pizzamancer
>>220385793Are your muscles sore? You need a massage?
>>220385817A slimy retard bought them and everything went downhill>>220385823I dont Im a norferner I only cook polenta
black people led the charge on normalizing hating indians, once people realized they were allowed to be racist against jeets the floodgates opened
>>220385848i need a massage
ZAMN
>>220385853Hey! Lookadis! A northerner! Ha!
the Whopper is better than the Big Mac objectively speaking
>>220385875stunad
>>220385873Thanks orange cheeto man
Brown people be like there's no way you can deport the brown people it's simply impossible
>>220385887You are actually mental disturbed if you think this.
Italians be like pineapple on pizza?! Ew!I’ll have a pizza with fries and Vienna sausage please!!Oh and as an appetizer I’ll have melon wrapped in ham
>>220385938It's true
>>220385933nigga your country is brown
>>220385951>>
>>220385891Oje paisan, ascoltam'ben', nun mi diri sti cosi, agg'capit? Oh.
>>220385933They really do be like that
>>220385979Stunad DiShtef’
>>220385940I say this and look like that>>220385979Va a cagare
>>220385976pipe down, pajeetX
>>220386017Nella carn'
I’ve never had a whopper because I don’t fucc with tomatoes or salad and without that it’s basically just a cheeseburger I guess McDonald’s smokes tf out of burger king anyway
retarded krauts be like"these frutis and vegetables too spicy"
Ue fate nu nuovo
NEW>>220386118
>>220386097It is just a basic cheese burger made in the worst way possible. At least the Big Mac has swag to it.
The phrase “the apple of my eye” is actually very old—way older than most people expect.It goes back to Old English, where the word “apple” (from æppel) could mean not just the fruit, but also something round—especially the pupil of the eye. People thought of the pupil as a delicate, vital part of the body that had to be protected at all costs.So originally, “apple of my eye” literally meant the pupil.Over time, the meaning shifted from something physically precious to something emotionally precious—someone you cherish deeply.You can even see it used this way in the Bible, for example:“Keep me as the apple of the eye” (Psalm 17:8)By the time of writers like William Shakespeare, the phrase already had its modern meaning of someone especially beloved.So when you call someone “the apple of your eye,” you’re basically using a phrase that started out meaning the most protected, essential part of you—and turned into the person you value most.
>last post was one hour six minutes agoThat was a good walk
>>220383654>Me when someone uses my driveway to turn around in
