toad wizard edition
>>220393484Nintendon't
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexual_abuse_scandal_in_the_Archdiocese_of_BostonJewish conspiracy
Port Royal looks gert lush
The soulful rhythm of a 30 year old white boy that's had enough
Looking back at the space shuttle program with the Artemis II mission launching tomorrow, it leaves a bad taste in my mouth. Those glorified space planes never left low earth orbit. They’re basically a funny plane that flew higher than other planes.
>>220393484avoided an awful edition with this onelucky it got posted a minute earlier
Gymskin vs big “BOSH” John Fisher
>>220393484umtoad
Can’t believe he’s still having a meltdown because he said “shopping list” instead of “laundry list” this morning. Bet he’s been at it all day LMAO
sim sim salabim
Its not going very well, is it?No... Not at all well.
rastamouse subedish
Me personally? I like people who work for a living over benny dossers, regardless of race. A black guy working a job is better than a white chav wringing the bennies system. However I do still have some level of racial ingroup preference, I'm not going full class commie woke. I also hate tarqins and posho cunts no matter the race, but I don't hate middle class, because many of them tend to actually just be normal working people.Even commie countries like China are realising that you need some racial solidarity or it all falls apart. Even North Korea loves to extol how racially superior they are, it keeps people in line. Oh also to that guy. Be happy that you are a newly minted cunt with a rough accent, rather than someone with an rp accent who is a povvo, like me. You are basically a Deano and I actually do class you are the nuevo-middle class
>>220393576how the fuck did you know i almost made a rasta mouse editionwha t the fck
>>220393583Didnt ask
mental how the LGBTQ community raped all those kids and then put the blame on the church lol
>>220393589Only gay man rape little boys. Just a fact
never had chemistry with a girl in my life
Innit funny how /r9k/ started all the black/red/blue pill and looksmaxing, now it’s all completely normalised all over instagram and TikTok
>>220393588Why do you love dole dossers so much? Why do you exault some cash in hand man with a van just because he does ten hours of low quality painting and decorating a week?
...a little privacy, please
Having one more can even though I have to be up in little over six hours. Not a good choice but there you go.
>>220393601ktim
>>220393603>looksmaxingthis was bodybuilding forums and /fit/ thougheverbeit
>>220393609Want to hug
>>220393606I didnt ask for your boring take. I didnt ask you to keep replying to me and make assumptions about me. Simply bore off
>>220393609fat little bastard
You guys like Nine and Dex?
draco looking zesty
had sex with the love my life who reciprocally loved me and got her pregnant while doing so
PIP decision currently pending. Wondering whether to apply for health element to double my UC but trouble is if you fail the assessment it can fuck up your PIP. Oh well, haven't even got the PIP decision yet so we'll see.
My definition of middle class:You grew up in a bought home with either-a) two professional parentsb) one professional parent and one stay at home / part time parentIf your house was rented or you grew up in public housing you are working class.There will be some weird exceptions that I will consider on a case by case basis.
>>220393653looks bussin ong fr fr >>220393655based
l am a Poz-Cuckold. You want to know what that is? Well, let me explain.The normal cuckold wants just one gift from his black bull: A black child. But the Pozz-cuckold wants more. He wants three gifts. We are greedy little bitches. But first, here's how it goes.Normally I drive in my Mercedes to a street gym where ripped blacks train their muscles, there skin shining with sweat and the air filled with their scent. I am already a bit hard just from thinking about it. Sometimes I cum a bit in my pants. I get out of the car and ask who of them has AIDS. Then they know what happens.The black man with AIDS gets into my car and we drive to somewhere isolated. Then I take a small knife and stick it inside the hole of my penis and twist it a little. In the cuckold community we call this the AIDS twister. Sure it hurts and causes me to bleed. But it is worth it.Then the black man docks me until we both cum and I contract his AIDS. I already have 4 types of AIDS from this. That is the first gift. Then we drive on to my house and he fucks my wife, who has also contracted many types of AIDS. That is the second gift. And then 9 months later the third and best gift arrives: a black child who also has AIDS.
>>220298460
Find it quite satisfying we are quitting oil now
>>220393681sc
>>220393670What if you have salad in a wooden bowl on the dining table
>>220393657when on a PIP create long email chains with your boss where you explain how you haven't been properly trained for your tasks and you would like some explanation on how to complete them better. Then if they fire you sue them for unfair dismissal and show the emails as evidence in court. A PIP is not a 'get out of being sued' free card for employers
whos watching the new mario movie
>>220393684literally my joke
>>220393634Why do you say "from each according to their ability to each according to their need" but then freely admit that your mum is dossing off the taxpayer when you are earning more than most of the population and your dad's a millionaire? Does she NEED that pip when your family is so obviously rich? Do you think that people on 40k should be getting taxed out the arse for it? What about YOUR ability to feed your own damn family. What about the needs of actual working people not to be taxed back into poverty? Oh, but some of them speak well and grew up in a detatched house and you grew up in DA HOOD and have a ROADMAN accent so despite your quarter mill net worth and top 25, maybe top 20 percentile salary you will totally never be middle class, you're just a poor working class boy whose mummy needs her pip! Why don't you get on it too?
>>220393634It’s all he has to his identity, he has to keep baiting you into his conversation
>>220393682there has to be some psychic damage associated with even knowing conceptually about these thingsjust not something anyone needs to be aware of is it
>>220393655whole lot of larping going on
Emerson, Lake, and Palmer
>>220393729Talking Heads new video?
>>220393729Alri David Byrne
Can't sleep team help me
>>220393670A) Define professional parents. Teaching used to be considered a professional career but it doesn't even pay that well. B) So if one or both are professional, I am middle class? Once again, define professional. It's arbitrary. Salary is more important than that meaningless label.And there are working class people on mortgages, not every working class person rents. If you are mortgage free, great, but plenty on mortages are struggling. Plenty are working their arses off. Plenty weren't born with a silver spoon.
>>220393753where is this alleged narcolepsy now?
>US journalist Shelly Kittleson kidnapped in Baghdad
got to get up at 5.30. i do not like getting up at 5.30.
>>220393772they never learn
>>220393753*beats you unconscious*
Up at 4:15 am and can't sleep mental health deteriorating rapidly anxiety increasing depression overwhelming suicidal thoughts constant
>>220393806
>>220393806it's 11:52pm
>>220393806This moment will pass xx
>>220393711*starts tapping you * hello? Is this broken?
>>220393832done him
*walks into /brit/ *
does beer even really go off
fucking nonce
>>220393849Bro looked at his ass immediately
>>220393832mummy a pip mong and you a nu-middle class deano tarquin who tries to jive with the cool groovy brown blokes of his old endz, alas, the yute look upon him and do not acknowledge him...
>>220393783There isn't a 5:30 in the morning only after toil (what I call pints time!) so maybe you are mistaken
>>220393806Get up for a bit, walk around, have some water, go outside if you can, look at the stars, and then try again
Just brought the cat upstairs and put him in my bed for company and comfort and when I got into bed beside him he scratched and bit my face then ran back downstairs
>>220393832sfrc
>>220393861Yes
>>220393849He's hotter than all of them
>>220393806show us your arse luv
>>220393905hs?
Self service machines took this from us
Am white but only like nigga games. I like CoD and Fifa, that's about it, maybe some Smash Bros. If I were american I'd probably play madden or 2k over Fifa. For the life of me, I will never understand the appeal of white people games with long stories, grinding, resource management, platfomers etc. Think I was born the wrong colour.Oh well, that white and brown yute alike play nothing but fortnite and roblox anyway.
>>220393899he's done you
>>220393899Always bbeing respectful of kitty maam
>>220393864I hate when they give you ale thats cold. Have to warm it a bit
>>220393609I could be wrong but I think animals do this when they have some kind of noxious substance on them, like oil, which they want to get off
>>220393920Would give her my finest "y-you too"
it's time to put aside the rhetoric and get round the negotiation table
>>220393920You can talk to them when they come over to fix the unexpected cunt in the cunting area alarm
>>220393864Why is Ed Sillybandz so swarthy
Bag packed for London. Everything but my phone charger, which ill pack when I unplug my phone, and a drank for the train I will no doubt forget.
you can shove your negotiation table up your arse mate
why do I stay up late when I need to be up early. been watching vine compilations for hours
>>220393957blud using /brit/ as his internal monologue
>>220393920But obviously she was too conscientious and intelligent to do this. Mostly its grunts and monosyllables
don't know why 190 doesn't just take sleeping pills like i do
neighbour's coughing his lungs up
>The coprolite was found in 1972 beneath the site of what was to become the branch of Lloyds Bank on Pavement in York, and may be the largest example of fossilised human faeces (palaeofaeces) ever found,[2] measuring 20 centimetres (8 in) long and 5 centimetres (2 in) wide.
Why do I need id to get ID if I had ID I wouldn't need ID
>>220393922Didnt ask
Reading Twitter.
>>220393947time to kick yo ass to the kerb cos when a nigga look this delicious? aint got no time fo no nigga who won't even step to da plate
>>220393974Afraid I'll overdo it and end up brain dead
>>220393969Yes.
>>220393969Screaming sent that boring twat to the shadow realm
>>220393985forgot your trip
>>220393959At a time when negotiations are still going on I do believe these strikes are wrong. And that's why I say both sides should, after today's disruption, get round the negotiating table, put aside the rhetoric, and sort the problem out. Because the public and parents have been let down by both sides. The government has acted in a reckless and provocative manner.
>>220393920british zoomoids would just gen z stare at you
alri
>>220393760Professional: has a degree or works in some kind of white collar office job, if management then degree not required. Blue collar industries can also be middle class if role is supervisory or management.>>220393711I don’t want to dox myself any further. I’ve worked hard and I’ve been lucky. My dad was lucky. My mum wasn’t.
>>220393974>I thought the bitch was white
havnet posted here but once since getting a job moving up in the world me but i miss my /brit/bros
>>220394001Never said I was 190
>>220394001I don’t use it anymore mate
>>220393957Montague Pyke toilet shag? When you due in?
shant be reading a word of that
>>220393969sc
>>220394017Every fucker has a degree these days it means nothing. I know plenty of mongos with some useless degree and a pile of debt, it certainly does not make one middle class.
gf literally cooking supper for me in her knickers what did i do to deserve this luck out of life lads
>>220394033FOY FOY go away raise my cortisol another day
>>220394042I'll be busy but thanks for the off lass.
got tricked by a trannard on april fools day ffs
>>220394011In awe at the size of this lad
>>220394072is your ass still sore?
>>220394017Ok so it is about your parents, not you. So if you are not working class because of your background, do you admit that your children will be middle class? Because I imagine at your salary that you must be in one of those "professional jobs". Or does your family get to claim the badge of honour that is being working class forever?
>>220394065the luck to make things up on 4chan? suppose it could be worse.
Can't wait for the HILARIOUS april fools articles that are coming out
>>220394065at mdinight? yeah right
>>220394057> everyone has a degree these daysI don’t. Neither of my parents do.If you have room to waste your time getting in debt for three years then you’re middle class simple as
>>220394081prefer not to say
>>220394033We miss you as well lad, we were all saying “where did the cool yank go?” and none of us knew. Glad to see you pop back in
>>220394086Does that mean he'll hate his own kids ?
Reading about the Persians and Greeks mental how in both cultures it was completely normal to have naked boyslaves mincing around with eye shadow and jewelry on. And um, they were not 18.
scott mills isn't really a nonce it was an early april fools
my super model gf just pulled up in my rolls royce i wondered where that went lol
just had sex ladsnaaaat
>>220394065hope you both get hit by a car
>>220394087>>220394097makes me feel better that you dont believe me, i probably woukdnt either hehe :D
>>220394109leftypol begins constructing his time machine
want a Scottish gf with tourettes
>>220393947frankly, it's time to get the methylphenidate abused
>>220394131I'm Welsh and have narcolepsy
>>220394109can't have that nowadaysthe woke won't allow it
>>220394100Tuition debt is nothing, you don't pay it back til you're earning a certain amount anyway, and plenty of people work while they study. I know plenty of working class people with degrees. I know people that have been raised on council estates and become doctors. It's ironic you turn your nose up at them and decree that they couldn't possibly be working class. And what about all the Scottish people and their free tuition?Why don't you tell me next that anyone spending two years on their A-levels is a tarq cunt and that they should have been down the mines at 16.
>>220394131That's quite specific
>>220394086My job isn’t professional, but if I was to carry on at this trajectory and if I was to have kids they probably would be middle class yeah.But they would also be raised to be socially conscious.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o349pilMgks
>>220394109Persians thought lying was really sinful. Greeks did not.
>>220394154would be really fun, the accent and the cheeky curses
>>220394128scr
>>220394128Scott Mills asking leftypol to include a passenger seat
Bollocks empty, time for beddy bobs.Night night lads x
brian may? what about brian will?
>>220394174There are some fit Scottish lasses to be fair
>>220394151Ask me how I know you’re not a financial advisor.I take back what I said and I’ll rephrase:If you’re working class and you choose to do a non-stem degree at university, you aren’t middle class, but you’ve either been failed by the state or you’re an idiot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jnq9wPDoDKg
>>220394215Yeah, I want busty blonde one, slightly chubby (not fat)
there are so many malay people on twitter see a funny video check the comments and it's like i've had a stroke
>>220394155>"socially concious" champagne socialist kids raised with permanent false class victimhood and performing "solidarity" with council estate brown people so that they can feel down to EarthMate, wish you'd just become a Deano instead. You are the absolute worst outcome of climbing the economic ladder.
https://youtu.be/Dtwaso97-6w
Just had a wank to this
mental how fucking fat and ugly I amI used to be food looking
I want Emma Watson to do a poo in my mouth.
>>220394318*GOOD looking ffs!
Polyamory by far makes the most sense so long as a woman distributes sex somewhat fairly in the polycule. Ideally, she concieves with the most genetically fit male but all the fathers treat the offspring as if it is their own. 3-10 men to a woman. No incels, no dysgenic affects of forcing women to bare the fruits of the less genetically fit males. Just makes sense. Males with the potential to make cute girls can be castrated and put on HRT. They can be included in the polycule as an alternate outlet of attention for when the biological woman finds it hard to dispense attention and sex equally. This should be government enforced. Literally solves the incel and fertility crisis with one stone.
the name's Rabbi Shmuley
>>220394318do you look more like a steak or salad or maybe something more fruity
>>220394313/britfeel/ scares me, man. And fuck off back there. We don't need crossposters.
>>220394318>fatfood looking seems to be your problem mate
>>220394318sounds like you still are
>>220394354he's on a seefood diet
>>220394318>I used to be food lookingscre
For currently undiscovered reasons, the male-to-female birth ratio is approximately 6:1.[13] Due to the lack of available females, many males will not be able to achieve the privilege mating. It is only when a male displays a genetically suitable trait that the enclave matriarch will assign a female for breeding. According to cultural policies, male/female mating is solely for the purpose of reproduction of the species.[14] To maintain control, females are closely guarded and are rarely seen outside of an enclave.Yinglets are social creatures, and are happiest when they are not alone. Since most males have little or no chance of having a female available to them, they turn to each other to provide the needed companionship.[15] Males have adapted to being able to couple with each other to their mutual satisfaction.[16] This adaptation has progressed to the point that the males have adopted receptive or aggressive personas to emulate the female/male interaction. The receptive persona will primp and preen, sometimes attaching a plume onto their tail to emulate a feminine trait, while the aggressive persona will exhibit machismo.[15]Info about the yinglet gender ratio, mating system, segregation of females and purpose of birth scripts. Doesn't go into any biological details, these belong in the reproduction subsection in Biology. (to be expanded)
>>220394333gross and one of the non bio dads will shake the baby to death, they always do
have started getting in to the habit of having a mint after a meal and it seems to have stopped me from getting indigestionresult!
a food seeking missile me
>>220394333>all the fathers treat the offspring as if it is their ownheres where the theory falls apart
>>220393484one of nintendos more blatant freemason references.
>>220394401think it fell apart at woman and somewhat fairly
rhian teasdale sex arse
who remembers this classic?
>>220394347Amer posted here for literal years
>>220394422wet leg are so shit
>>220394431https://vocaroo.com/1jkyuf1oO2wr
>>220394467yh but what about her bum x
Post a picture that makes you smile :)
>>220394450Kind of solidifying my point.
Why are the middle class the supposed enemy of the working man instead of the upper class
Opinions on snitch colleagues
>>220394499
>>220394333polyamory is cool if the woman is not a matriarch. like if you and the lads just had a common hoe you could share with each other, like a steam account
dr congo vs uzbekistan at the world cupkino
>>220394510beneficiares of the system want the system to continue so they can keep benefiting even if it's to a lower degreeor something like thatit's all power dynamics to leftypol
>>220394491not a bad seinfeld voice tbqh
>>220394530>>220394531>>220394555:)
>>220394626:D
there's an olympics in brisbane in 2032that's mental
can tell i need to vomit and it keeps trying to come up but i can’t do it and scared to sleep now in case it does and i choke
>>220394639you mean special, surel
the so called great britain
>>220394661go to the washroom and lean over the toilet, it might come up. give a bit of time and if nothing, get a plastic bowl from the kitchen and take it to bed with you
>>220394688thank you anon ;-;ate a big dinner and shovelled it all down like a fat pig shouldnt have done that
>>220394708ooooh lad it'll all come gushing out in a sour chunky slurry soon enough don't you worryand you'll feel all lovely and rested once you chunder it all into the bog :)
>>220394657:)
>>220394708oh it's good you aren't actually sick a least. maybe sit up for a bit rather than laying down, and have some peppermint tea if you've got any
>that look your yank friend gives you when you pour him a cup of hot leaf juice instead of hot bean water
feeling finenot awful or good but fine
house party nearby im bringing weird guys O_o
>>220394735>>220394800thank you guys you are very kind :)
>>220394805haha
>>220394805>yank>friend
the english need to conquer the world again
hot leaf juice? excuse me
>>220394846funny lyric
>>220394890ummy xx
right well that's a penis being masturbated
oh for fuck sake i shouldn't have mentioned it
right then
right*stands up*making tea, anyone want some?
bringing back the driver personality. retro style.
Need to sniff Emma Watson’s farts.
rorke wearing his raspberry beret
A roo and an emu
>>22039498819 years since that film came out, mental
>>220395044good emblem
the fact that no ones posts here early in the morning really makes me doubt your incel credentials, lots of people with suspiciously healthy sleep patterns
>>220395044there's also 2 lions, a swan, and another bird
>>220395044a poo and an empoo
rorke sleepingleftypol sleeping
you know what happens at this hour
>>220394947from the thumbnail i thought it was a wooden penguin
another 16 hours of ao3toil on the booksday well spent i say
might become a world famous rockstar
might become a world famous rapstar
i should be 'allowed' to post them
>>220395250Silence!
>>220395237wtf i was just on /mu/ and was about to post this
>>220395237black pussy CHANGED porke
might become retard loser but idk i'm still working out the details
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h12dpjBCDO0
>>220395265fuck off and die parasite cancer
>>220395278don't speak about yourself like that xxxxx
to the tune of this:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnVf1ZoCJSoBAN THE MOUSEY
>>220395314YWNBAJ
trump is retarded and a zogbot but listening to the way he talks to reporters is never not funny
>>220395321He is very funny
I.. cannot .. Waitfor .. The .. .. 4chan April fools.. !!
reading about the yugoslav wars and I think the serbs were the bad guys
>>220395335would love to wank you off
>>220393484imagine the smell of burning the kinopio wizard
read there's not antimemetics division. thought it's a proper novel but turns out it's just a collection of short gay stories and most of them suck ass except for a couple decent ones. I also thought it's a division that fights against memetic hazards but turns out it's the other way around, they fight against things that can't be remembered. very counterintuitive name.I also don't like the whole concept of antimemes, they're cool when they're used sparingly but when there are so many of them you neede an entire division it becomes boring. also the drugs they use to keep their memories is an extremely lame plot device.
get them farted on
mares
>>220395361sounds like some creepypasta shit
I ate a lot of beef yesterday (500-700g) and apparently that makes you cum a lot, never had such a huge load
The leaves on the pond lit up in the sunshine yesterday morning, like christmas lights.
>>220395364What? My nostrils?
remember being excited when this first released lolhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njos57IJf-0
peenus
>>220395389cheers
>>220395402used to get home from school early to watch these when they came out
once used prostate stimulation to cum and it was the most intense physical experience of my lifecould see myself getting addicted and utterly ruined by anal cavity too powerful
>>220395405lol
>>220395419yeah, got laughed at by some of the cooler school kids when I was performing some of the lyrics with my mates haha
>>220395423how did you do itjust wondering haha
>>220395438might as well admit, I used the handle of my mum's hairbrush (I threw it away tho)
Got my winter hat on and it not even winter. Im breaking rules
>>220395445for me it was a carrot in a condom
>>220395446that's really mental please stay safe x
>>220395446used to be the kind of autist who'd always wear a puffer jacket and a jumper, once got heat stroke in summer and nearly died
mad how eating feels as if it's helping your body when in fact it's doing the opposite for most people
>>220395471convinced that the healthiest way to live is to eat as little calories as needed to keep you aliveall food is poison really
currently texting the black toilfuthink I'm in here lads
>>220395461one time i went to a lecture in uni on a hot as fuck day wearing a hoodie and 2 shirts underneath it for some reason and almost fainted in front of like 200 peopledon't know why i did that really
Meat is one of the best things a person can eat
>>220395524True
top 3 foods of all time3. rice2. chicken1. bread
havent posted here in like a month, can anyone cue me in on what i missed?
>>2203955411. has to be eggs
>>220395500why is she awake at this hour
a multivitamin for breakfast and 30-50tbsp of sugar diluted in water throughout the day is all you need
>toad wizard
Faader ure thu the eart on heofonum, si thin nama gehalgod.
>>220395541>>220395547eggs and potato have to be top 3
>>220395546ziedbelg died irl
>>220395561þe raped
When I was 18 or 19, the house next door to ours was converted into a home for delinquent teenagers. One of the upstairs bedrooms was occupied by a ~17yo girl. for some reason she left her window open all the time (one of those old-fashioned ones you pull up) and didn't have any net curtains. when I stood on my bath and looked through my narrow, folding bathroom window, I had a perfect view of the inside of her room and her bed, which was aligned with the window.She would lie naked on her bed and masturbate with the end of a hairbrush. It was close enough that I could hear her moaning. She did this every more or less every day. Funnily enough, I never really masturbated when looking at her. I just sort of took it all in.
>>220395561raped pedo !!!!
>>220395571what happened with that dude that is obsessed with a prostitute?
>>220395591we don't talk about him anymorenot after the incident
dont let me die
>>220395561relapsed award
>>220395588redditors today would call you a pedophile because you're not allowed to have sexual thoughts about women younger than you ever.
>>220395617*holds you*
Drink drink drink. If you are not rich or have no prospect of being rich, the most optimal life is a euphoric rush of drinking or drugs.
>>220395603the picture of his detached cock in a tub will haunt me for the rest of my days
>>220395588God served you up a prize on a golden plate
saw the google street view car earlier, flicked a V sign at it, that'll show big tech
rorke listening to radiohead
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cyv1q9gz39doquebec is such a fucking joke
>>220395588you've posted this before and should kys
>>220395588How would you have known her age. Seems like some fantasy you’ve made as a grown man to wank over. Rather vile
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/220234968/#220236638
i'm a girl
>>220395675 Seems like some fantasy you’ve made as a grown man to wank over. Rather vile
>>220395671mounce
this general is fucking obsessed with 16 and 17 year old girlsfucking weird
>>220395680no i'm a girl teehee and i love umm pink things x
>>220395718>>220395718>>220395718GET THE FUCK IN HERE
