Abdominal editionSerratus anteriorvious: >>220389480
Momberg is making steak and potatoes. I wanted tacos
>>220393643>not being grateful you even have a mom to make you food faggot
>>220393643is that your dogberg?
Time for a saucy little nap before work
im listening to a podcast about king leopold ii
One bottle after another
see udder breadberg for my review of wun battle afta anudda
>>220393716You know, your use of the English language is abhorrent.
>>220393716give me a british gf and no one gets hurt
>>220393709hopefully title of next arsenal amazon series
>>220393709I enjoyed that movie
>>220393735im sure like norwegians say same bout swedish peopel
>>220393768reckon he woukdnt have wun oscar wivout diss scene. very good acting
>>220393674you work the night shift?
>>220393787I love black women (you)
>>220393813Henry Winkler is such an icon
is it possible for me to get a gf?
Bomb iran
womens bodies are incredibly sensual
>>220393855dubs confirm
>>220393877phwoar good post diss
>too hungry to fall asleep>too tired to get out of bed for some food
>>220393674I'm working the night shift tonight, too
So like they're baiting for an incident at this point, right?
>>220393706Aka the most based king of europe
aaaaaaaaa
without beaners america would collapse
Without me America would collapse. Hence why it's collapsing and losing its war against Iran.
Should I marry an american girl? We met here and hang out for like 2 months and she’s kinda cute
anime
>>220393972Ho Lee Fuk she's not gonna marry you after only knowing her 2 months
>>220393972She's using you for your rice
Probably going to skip dinner >>220393972No. American girls are trash
its over
>>220393990cocks gay sex?
>>220394007Executing children is a war crime. Iran will burn for this.
The only race America doesn't need is whites
>>220394007Why are we sending 17yo's over there now? This has to stop
I'm gonna dropkick the next psychic I see.
>the only race america doesn't need is whitesGo back to obsessing about trump
>>220393993I know bro. It was a joke>>220393995>>220394005She’s from Utah. Blonde skinny girl with nice humour. Bros, I think I love her.
Do mosquitoes even like jam
>>220394052White girls belong to black men
>>220393877>>220393855https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TaNoLbP-F8
I have zero connection to high school. It just feels like government mandated service before getting a real job
>>220394039Incels are really simping for this 3/10 retard duo
>>220394130not all incels, i have no idea who that is and no im not asking, i dont care
>>220394007phwoarnever seeb so young a man
>>220394130who's that?
/cum/ would collapse wivout my announcements regarding the poobergizationberg
DeeperIn cosmic moroseThe end of my roadFallenMy ship hit the starsAll suns turns out black
>>220394147Bingo and bongo on fishtank
>Bosnia qualified for the World Cup against all odds>their group stage matches are a week before I go there, the day I fly there, and the day I catch the bus to Croatia FUCK
isn't fish tank just a 2000's era reality show but because its shot like security cameras people think its real?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wuvtoyVi7vY
>>220394201idk but it peaked at season 2. season 3 was a disaster
>>220393735There's a reason the American flag is next to English when you choose what language you want to learn in Duolingo
>>220392124>gimme a break.this did not go unnoticed
I'm actually kinda famous
I'm in favor of a matriarchy because i like boobs
this genealogical research to prove i'm a canadian citizen by the new law is giving me an aneurysm
>Gimme a break>How much shit can a nigga take
They kept reminding me of someone I knew in hike school on ig so I followed them
>>220394304ywnbac
>reset my os>now have to verify email and unblock ip checkers to postsite was already dying past couple years and now this
>>220394295This is the consummate redpill
sharia law for boobs
>>220394326i'm pretty close to proving it
>ywnbac
>>220394327Yeah it's super annoying that I have to verify my email every fucking time I thought it would be a one time thing
I like SEX. I want to have SEX. I'm always thinking about SEX and cumming. I need SEX.
>>220394390you're mexican just rape someone
you will never be chinese
Chinese are funny
Soycial media making fun of people with Owala bottles. Mine is not covered in mold :/
>you will never be chinese
How about owsla bottles
>>220394130Bongo is going to be my wife
>>220394377grim that what was once an anonymous website has started datamining and tracking just as much as the big corpswhat's the point anymore
>>220394434my korean friend in hongcouver literally never stops complaining about indians
Canada is an Asian country
it's raining
I’m going to America one day
some people saygive them the books and they will come rooninbut the books have all changedfreedom go lightly i feel me tightnin' upIM A LITTLE BIT OLDERbut remain unchangedand the folks who own me dinnae have the fings im chasin'no wayHERE COME LIFE WIV HIS LEATHERY WHIPHE'LL COME BACK WIV HIS LEATHERY LEATHER-HERE COME LIFE WIV HIS LEATHERY WHIPHERE COME LIFE WIV HIS LEATHERY LEATHERY WHIP
>>220394449Nu-MDE fans be like zamn she's hot dude!!
>>220394462Me too
>>220394449corr would shag her arse
>>220394462You will be disappointed
>>220394462i'll take you in if you bring a cute sister or something for me
>>220394465Shiddington where are you from? Please don't be sco'ish
anyone want to be my gf
>>220394494ill be your gf
what is happening in michigan?
>>220394452They see the numbers dwindling so they are cashing in on selling our info
Bumping systems rolling down the street in Detroit Michigan I switch again bucket seats with my girlfriend
My neck hairs and beard hairs grow closer every passing day
>>220394503good, drop contact
>>220394475She's rocking massive retard tits behind her clothing I know it
>>220394519>drop contactand you ruined it huebro good job
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IeOMHRkz14U
I can't believe chaturbate of all sites is adding AI
Fixture PictureDesignerThe BarrelDamnThe Weight Of The PlanetsTreasureZoo EyesHeaven Is EmptyPilotEnnuiStaring At The Henry MoorePassion BabeTick TockWarm ChrisLawnShe'll Be Coming Round The MountainFeverBubblesLeathery Whip
You don't threaten to rape a mans monkeys. Some things cross the line.
>>220394566What if the monkey is funky?
mental how troon in a band is enuff to put me offf good musiclike i dont mind like dressing up and shiddlike we all like bowie lou reed innitbut like actual troonsnahjust puts me off>>220394550wdym adding a.i.
Jason, whatever happened there?
anyone want to go cave diving
Here is what I ate today>1/3 of 2 L of compliments iced tea (prepared from powder and water according to recipe on container)>150 mg omega 3 vitamin>1000 IU D3 vitamin>Pizza Palazzo half/small order of fish and chips>1 can 7-up 355 ml>500 ml coca cola>Large iced capp tim hortons
>>220394570Shut the fuck up Wild Randy wannabee
>>220394575The penguin exhibit
I'm not going back to india
>>220394580I'd rather not see ur moms hole lmaoooooooo
>>220394566shock the monkey
madarchod
what if you wanted to live but nitrogen bubbles were forming in your blood stream
>>220394520Busted lunch lady face
Jason, why does the darkness elope?
You can move out of India but India will never move out of you.
>>220394601She's cute when she relaxes her face. Like when she drinks she is cute.
>>220394600I would thug it out
>>220394612Hell no
>>220394597south asians are so gross
if jason can escape this place, so can i
Have you noticed that the sun isn't yellow anymore like it was in your childhood? It has become white.
How do we get Jason to come back
Watching Darksydephil
jason is probably with his gf and friends right about now while youre still here decaying all alone
>>220394628Notice how it doesn't have sunglasses anymore?
>>220394620What do you think of the goblina?
>>220394580That's that wypipo shit
>>220394597https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Ob4E1W3g7oListen to this you piece of shit
California used to be full of raisins. Now, it's full of garbage.
>>220394630Tell him his mom posted nudes here
>>220394647Watch thishttps://files.catbox.moe/ougrmx.mp4
>>220394423Chinese are blunt soulless machines that would happily grind you down into paste if it increased collective efficiency
>>220394636That closet homosexual is not with a woman. He used to ask me for body pics
>>220394647Plebian garbage
>>220394658hes bisexual
>>220394647why listen to this when you can listen to enya instead?
>>220394423Race traitor. Uncle Ho would spit on you.
>>220394640She looks mid I like Emma
>>220394659I love it>>220394666Enya actually mogs Slayyyter. This is a fair statement
chinese blunts
If herpes gets into your brain it just kills you, liquifies your brain So if you are ever sexxing up a slut make sure she doesn't squirt herpes blud into your optic nerve
>>220394654When are you going to marry me Jefferstein?
>>220394675I think she's pretty ugly actually but she exudes sexuality. But she also probably has STD's. I forget Emma is on the show regularly. I'm riding with Landon anyways.
i would like a non romanticized, realistic depiction of ancient china
>>220394691Getting married before being sent off to war seems silly
I wear the big hat around here
STD's are kind of crazy honestly.
>>220394692I don't watch th show I only sometimes see highlights maybe I should start watching
>>220394695Have you considered building a time machine
>>220394702Girl you're too old to be enlisted
>>220394687Gonorrhea can blind you in days if it gets in your eye
>>220394707Did you see the JD vs Jet fight?
That was a satisfying fart
>>220394706It's one silver lining to not being a manwhore with a high body count, not having to worry about STDs
Why don't whores just bathe in sanitizer inbetween sessions
>unironically watching fagtank samsimps are embarrassing
I am now halfway through the 28 hour drive. Things are going pretty smoothly so far.
>>220394717Yeah I hate jet
>>220394712I'm also a literal girl
>>220394743How long's the drive, how far along are you and how are things going?
>>220394728I have slept with 19 women including 5 prostitutes and I have no STD's. Also all the women except the hookers were unprotected. My doctor said I am like the lifelong smoker who dies of old age. >>220394747The season is pretty alright so far. I watch here and there. For $10 it's insanely good value.
Oh boy
>>220394759
Bro is driving from poopoo point to peepee creek
>>220394638it means the world is about to end againthis cycle is nearly done
>>220394751You know the rule Post tits
Asmon kinda cute
>>220394751So you're saying I'm the one who needs to propose?
What was the point of the war
>>220394774That's illegal
>>220394801To win
>>220394791He would make a pretty girl
>>220394751Hi! How would you like to date a Slavic man who generally finds black women repulsive except for Horn of Africa black women?
>>220394801the jews asked for it
>>220394801Master said so
>>220394791Asmongold looks like a confederate civil war soldier.
i kind want to have sex with a woman but it has to be a normal, not a prostitute, prostitutes are high ugly and icky
>>220394751How fat is the ass
Time to watch some fagslop anime
>>220394832Sex is disgusting and degenerate, you should be ashamed
*wiggles my toes and scrunches my soles in front of your face*
Stroke your cock now
>>220394801Compare Israel's strategic position before 2012 to now and you will have the answer
Next woman I will sleep with will be my wife. I am over my man whoring days and am taking it seriously now and looking for a wife.
>>220394847*Poos on your head*
i become a wizard in two dayswhat do we think of this
>>220394775I'm a fan of chinkoid memes
>>220394855That scene is so hot
>>220394862I was a KHHV until age 25, then I lost all of them within a year. You can do anything you set your mind to.
>>220394855Do you care if your wife was a whore in the past
>>220394687I have herpes as a KHHV. Deadass got it from drinking out of a cup left on a table at my aunt's house. I actually got the meme herpes from a cup
I had a blocked ear for a week but now it is not blocked any longer
>>220394880Your aunt is a slut
>>220394882How did you do it
When I was a kid I had an earache and then my grandfather came over and whispered into it and then it was healedOr that's how I remember it
thought of something really funny, not gonna say what it is because some of you are very immature and would take it the wrong way, but just know it was very funny
>>220394882I went almost completely deaf for a few weeks because I got water trapped in both of my ears and had to get it professionally cleaned
>>220394907>take it the wrong wayThat's what SHE said!
>>220394876Yeah I want to marry a virgin or at worst like 1-2 guys AT WORST. But probably and ideally a virgin.
>>220394896Hydrogen peroxide, very cash
>>220394880Lip herpes is different from genital herpes.
Jefferstein is my husbando
>>220394918For a few weeks? How did you manage to get anything done?
what drugs can i take to become an extrovert
>>220394894It was probably from an older cousin idk
>>220394882I always see these videos of people getting their earwax removed and I want to do it so badly but I don't have the monies
>>220393643More like far bitchberg.
>>220394934MDMA
one time i went completely mad with incel rage
fat*
>>220394934benzos
>>220394934If you are socially anxious drinking won't help. I'm not sure any drug will make you feel more comfortable with socializing. Drinking helps people without any meaningful amount of social anxiety in the first place to socialize. If you are at the point of looking for a drug to help you feel more comfortable socially it's probably just going to amplify anxiety and negative feelings
>>220394932I was a neet when it happened so I didn't have much to do when I did go to the gym it was funny having people talking to me and not being able to hear them tho
Jeffuto Epustein
Pooping currently
>>220394934The Limitless drug (which is real, and is a chinese peptide stack)
cum sex
>>220394640so what do they shag in there?me? would be dsimantlin' female arses left right center in a legally consensual manner
It's a watery one
>>220394985Praying to GOD the one on the left sexually bullies the right one
>>220394985Left is hotter not just because of the boobs but also her face is prettier
>>220394959what about ssr inhibitors
>>220394647auditory garbage
>>220395000She bullies her by standing beside her
>>220395004theyre both pretty hot
I always miss a spot on the far right spot of my jaw when shaving it's kind of embarrassing
>>220394801shows a real flaw in democracywe give executives too much power. everywun assumes the head of government/state isnt a complete mentalist
WHO CARES IF YOU POOPED STOP POSTING THAT
>>220394862You should perform a few magic tricks for us next week.
>>220395013I don't believe you feel this way about that song
>>220394934phenibut or kratom
>>220395032I do
>>220394985Goyim literally salivating over chosenite milkers
>>220395027Poop updates are a staple of cum culture
>>220395027dont fink the pooberg is scheduled for anudda 180 or soso fink you need to simmer down little man
>>220395040Can we just appreciate two beautiful women without bringing race or religion into it
>>220394862welcome to the club
wish i was normal
>>220395031phwoargood kittingtonshirecan tell it lissens to burzumi do occasionally watch vargs youtube vidsfunny his daughter outed him for.lissenin to taylor swift
If I lived in the Pacific North West I wouldn't suffer anymore
>>220395031
>>220395062then why is kurt cobain dead
>>220395074tranny libtards are miserable anywhere they live
>>220395059I like you just how you are
>>220395062i'm in the pnw and i suffer
so there legit no catch with snaplii?
That's an illegal head kick!
what will this years april fools be? my guess is random words will be redacted a la Epstein files
how do I make friends despite being an awkward and mean piece of shit
>>220395094What do you not like about it? I think it's my ideal spot I like rain, cold weather, and red woods are cool and the cities look nice
>>220395110What's a legal head kick?
>>220395114That would be extremely gay I hope it's something fun like the stocks or team stuff from years ago
I have white beard hairs now
Sir stop flying through the store
>>220395150I have brown, red, and white hairs
Would you?
>>220395060There is no shame to admit that you are a swiftie but it's a bit odd for a man.
I dye my beard
I look like this
>>220395165If her chesticles were bigger perhaps
My favorite pastime is baiting chicks on /adv/ with stories about my life and watching them seethe.
>>220395151I thought this said stir frying. I need to wear my glasses on god
>>220395166My gay cousin is a swiftie
>>220395166Holy sex
>>220395114Something with these fuckass captchas definitely
>>220395183Yeah, most gays are obsessed with female pop stars, too.
>>220395149ever since corona the april fools have been topical. the days of funny gags are long past.
>>220395094>>220395062I think it's great here
>>220395165>V torso fat bigback white woman who somehow also has no titsThat's a job for a black man
>>220395208You are my favorite poster I love your pics and videos
>>220395116You have to find out your role in relationships (platonic). If you are an anchor you are meant to show up reliably to outings and let other people yap while at least pretending to be interested.
A couple summers ago I was in a big Canadian city so I took a bunch of pictures on my walk because it was a beautiful day and I wanted to show /cum/. It was so bright out I could barely see the screen so I just posted the pictures as I walked with some commentary. When I later went inside I saw I got like 3 (you)'s on the first picture and none on any of the others.
>>220395219Thanks man. It's just about riding season again, I haven't been out as much this winter
Look at these chicks seething LMAO
>>220394743>wavesaccurate
>>220395238Damn that's a really boring story
>>220395242Not afraid of coming across a bear?
>>220395208I hope you took the trash with you.
>>220395253Why would he be jacking off over a bear?
If I dry my raw chicken will it last longer in the fridge? It's sitting in a lot of juices right now.
>>220395238
>>220395247That's how everyone felt back then too!
>>220395247>>220395272Please shut the fuck up
>>220395259you should aspire to be more like the other german posters.
Fingering my bald spot
>>220395275See >>220395272At least I'm consistent
>>220395276make me
Don't care if its a matriarchy or a patriarchy i'm just tryna get paid
>>220395288How's it feel knowing that I photoshopped that very pepe back in 2014?
Recently I began looking in to an old teacher of man, quiet the interesting man, really a mentor to me the kind of thing that these days I don't really think exists because they've made men mentoring other men taboo and will call you gay in an effort to destabilize society, but anyway the thing about it is that I couldn't find anything about him, you see the year after I graduated I was back in my hometown and stopped by my old school to just say thanks, not unusual my friends had done this as well for other teachers of ours and when we were in school we were always glad to see old upper clansmen stopping by on occasion, the woman at the front counter (I knew her well it was a small town after all) almost seemed annoyed that I had asked and said "oh someone asking again! didn't he tell you he doesn't work here anymore!" and then she scribbled something on the back of notecard and handed it to me, it was the new school he allegedly worked at, but I called them the next day and they said no one by that name worked there, and so I assumed that perhaps the man had passed, he had cancer after all, he seemed to be winning but you never know with those things, especially not back then, and so I thought perhaps I should say something to his wife, if only to say sorry for the loss, and yet I could not find him there, it was a small town so not many yearbooks were available online and none from my years at school were, and so I searched the news paper archives and could only find one mention of the man a misspelling of his name from some years prior mentioning him as someone's favorite teacher (no one I knew they were before my time), strange that the man seemingly just vanished, it is easy, I believe, to assume that there was some scandal and the man was erased, and yet, I believe, far more likely the man simply passed and with few living relatives and the poor archivings of the time (even for such a small town), been erased from living memory rather quicklytldr; no
>>220395289*farts on you aggressively*
>>220395238Have another pitty (You).
When I get old I'm gonna grow a long wizard beard maybe I'll even start dressing like one
>>220395293I wouldn't feel anything because (you) are lying for attention
>>220395306you're gonna wear a dress?
>>220395293people sometimes use my pepe and soyjak and other meme edits here and they don't even know it was made by a tranny
>>220395308I'm not, it was around election season and I was making a lot of pepes and gigachads. Some are still in circulation. You'll notice the pepe has little red blotches around his teeth made to look like his gums.
>>220395317>tranny thinks a light edit is comparable to TRVE OC gemeraldsNah
>>220395330How does the cubed remains of troonjak turn into Soylent?
>>220395310robes aren't dresses
>>220395348Robing is what highwaymen do, not wizards haha
>>220395343Via the clearly labelled GOYSLOPinATOR
>>220395253I've come across several bears already. They always run away, they don't know what my bike is and they aren't interested in finding out>>220395259I take trash whenever I find it but big pieces of wood I can't really do anything about. I do cleanups regularly, though. This is from the last one I did
It's time for the new bake.Hope the next one will be less fruity.
>>220395327Oldest instance of the image is on the 'chives in 2022 thoughbeit and it itself seems to be an edit of another teeth edit
>>220395358I can't read I have an AI read every post via text to speech
>>220395374Somewhere out there, a jeet who claims to be fluent in English is doing that unironically.
>>220395374BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
>>220395362You are a good boy. Hate it when some assholes leave their garbage in the nature.
>>220395369The image hash can change as people process the image in various ways. In over a decade it's highly likely that'll happen. Either way I drew both the teeth and the squinty eyes. Notice also how the left eyelid is slightly blurrier than the other. That's because I'd use liquify in photoshop a lot for my edits.
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>>220395243there are no women on 4chan
>>220395724what about ftms
