backrooms editionPrev >>220396928
I GOT THE FEVERAYE AYEGOT DEM DRUGSSWEATINSLIDINWASTIN MY LIFE IN ALTERED STATESBLACK ME UP
>>220398767That was a few days ago bro.
>>220398777they have no incentive to do so
bros I just want to live in a white country
Parakeet
>>220398830Why?
Harder to cum underwater than you would think
I'm sorry, what the fuck is this captcha? Moot??????????????
>>220398854I wouldn't want my penis hole to be opened up underwater
>>220398843Imagine how that kid feels man…
paraspreet is a bird pokemon
>>220398843cloudcucks...
>>220398843he's 14 give the kid a phone, damn
Dinner is FUCKING served!
"pleasured himself" sounds so much creepier and more awkward than masturbated."
>>220398908when was the last time you had a home cooked meal?
>>220398843SaaSedJust use chinese API for porn
>>220398908>only cheese and sausage
SONE-543
>>220398908>no 'roni>no 'peño
>>220398908Why's it look so weird
>>220398777they like to be laughed at and made fun of
Push the button Frank
>>220398843Knowing it's UK the poster is probably an actual nonce and it's a made up story
>>220398968https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IoLHNMgzWYA
>>220398928>>220398945>>220398957The deal was for one topping and I wasn't gonna pay for any more than I had to, cause I'm here for the stuffed crust y'know lol
The tour de wales continues. A lot of driving too it but it's pretty
wouldnt even mind dying while caving, diving or alpine climbing
Im not memorizing your fucking touhou girls, fuck off
>>220399004the best 1 topping is and always will be pepperoni
>>220399019are you the pooberg anon?
>>220399062No im a betsujin
Pomni waow!
I have to mobilepost to get the meme captcha
>>220399077What does that mean
uh....???
>>220399126agreed
>>220399126
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I DONT WANNA GO TO BED, THEN I HAVE TO GET UP AND GO TO WORK TOMORROW
>>220399131It appears to be some weeb terminology
>>220398863Based moot knows what's up
when you walk away you don't hear me say PLEASE OH BABY DONT GO
I be saying fuck niggers and all that. But I don't even give three fucks. There women are hot though.
>>220399191At least you have a job and a roof, cocksucker.
cracked an egg and two yolks came out
>>220399340
>>220399340You are the chosen one.
>>220399131it means he has two dads
>>220399340Now you can make a wish
>>220399382I wish blump has a third term
>>220399402mr lumsbra
https://youtu.be/pO484lp33q8?si=9b5td5t-_4RDZhwzneed japan gf
>>220399420beer is not even fun desu
Hinge match that I scheduled a date with just randomly unmatched with me so I guess that's not happening anymore
>>220399437Its only fun for like the first hour
pissnfartn
>>220399464
Happy April!
i like my life, i feel like getting a gf would just throw a wrench into it, women just inherently not vibe with my style, not even a personality thing, its a gender thing
This prank is unfair to the anime impaired
Why are Canadian posters always so ready to talk shit about us, like we don’t even mention yall in any way
>>220398863Cuba, Uruaguay, Monaco.
>>220399532Why are yall so gay?
>>220399532not a fan of brown people just how it is
>>220399138I thought jews were smart
>>220399566Im not a fan of retards either but do you see me talking about Canadians ever, no!
>>220399560Jason made me gay
>>220399593Lol
>>220399593go away leo
>>220399593Sup Jason
>>220399588sounding like a real Mexican't right now ngl
>>220399608It's Leo isn't Jason
Leo is my favorite ninja turtle
>>220399648Who the fuck is Leo
Leo is my favorite actor a shame he didn't win it this year
>>220399532I prefer Mexicans to Americans by a wide margin.
>>220399666This, but Mickey.
>>220399685Gracias amigo
>>220399681brazilian schizo spammer
If I lived in America I would just not go anywhere that has tipping, I would refuse to
>At least one human death has been attributed to the venom of S. gigantea. In 2014, a four-year-old child in Venezuela died after being bitten by a giant centipede which was hidden inside an open soda can.
>>220399588That was a good one ngl
Man, Casino is such a fucking great movie. They don't make 'em like that anymore.
>>220398843>pictures and documents literally so important his business, his house, his income are all screwed without them>makes zero backups>lets them remain on a service (google) he has zero control overISHYGDDT
Americans could never
>>220399707I never tip but I don't avoid anywhere. >t. shamelessly didn't tip the Domino's delivery jeet tonight.
>>220398863>tfw no /ccuuummm/
>>220399739They ask you about anime characters for the captcha
>>220399710Meanwhile this caterpillar kills people in Brazil every year
>>220399707I went to go get my oil changed the other day, paid with my card, and got prompted for a tip. Didn't tip tho
>>220399727>>lets them remain on a service (google) he has zero control overThis is the biggest issuedon't be a cloudcuck
>>220399710Damn even the bugs in latin america think coca-cola es medicina
>>220399738I would be too embarrassed to use that
>>220399738In germany, we are animals in a hamster wheel
N
https://youtu.be/0NKUpo_xKyQ
>>220399830o
There's a fish in Brazil that's famous for entering a person's urethra and staying there. It follows the urine stream, which is why people are told not to pee in the Amazon River
piranha in the amazon riverhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNdu9tC7TIA
And where it says sex, I'll write "no thank you, I'm married".
Still on a high from that Sleigh Bells concert almost a year later. I think that's the best show I've ever been to, even tho I went alone.
>>220399838I know someone who wants to fight you
And where it says sex, I'll write "Not enough"
>>220399803Umm yah typical American geography brainlet. Zurich is in SWITZERLAND!!! Maybe you’ve heard of that place before…mountains..cheese…chocolate….
>>220399868>>220399895I'd write, "Your wife" lmfao.Or alternately, "Your mother."
My wife.
>>220399917I...I can't read
>>220399894that's not true.
Fuck I hate poop :(
I don’t know any of these fucken anime characters dawrg
Going to sleep in about 20 minutes is about to be one of the greatest moments of my life
>>220399955Yes it is.
>>220399979You should be able to solve this
bro how the fuck are mexican people even real
>>220399979I got Tomoko Kuroki and called her Tomoki.
>>220400002Aw hell yeahhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iR-K2rUP86M
>>220399999>>220400000
remember zyzz
>>220400034was that thread promised to them 3000 years ago
>>220399979You can enter anythingI always say Hiroshi
>>220400083Didn't work for me
https://youtu.be/3yWVb682Zc0
Hi I'm cute
Sex
real nigga hours just ain't been hitting the same lately...
goodnight
>>220400238Night bro *climbs into bed with you and kisses your forehead*
Go back to college.
You should have listened to her when she told you this in 2009. It's not too late though.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrODhcpboW8
Have sex with me or it's over between us
>>220400272Waste of time. Might as well make money off a bullshit ass job.
https://youtu.be/QjsandnpGb8
NIGGERS could be here
>>220400272Murricans don't believe in education and genuinely think it is a feminist psyop.
>>220400575If you're so educated down there why can't you figure out drinkable tap water?
https://youtu.be/etOkZ6YBAZY?
>>220400481
Vocabulary for tonight's reading sesh: >Hirsute (pronounced HER-suit or HER-soot) is an adjective meaning covered with a dense, coarse, or shaggy growth of hair.>Lucubration refers to laborious, intense study or meditation, traditionally performed at night ("by lamplight").>Ugsome is an archaic or dialectal (Scottish/Northern English) adjective meaning loathsome, disgusting, frightful, or horrible.
>>220400739Cool I didn’t know these words. I like lucubration.
>>220400739>>Hirsute (pronounced HER-suit or HER-soot)weird, I've actually been pronouncing it right (in my head) the whole time
>>220400739Hirsute girls porn is the best. Shit is so cash.
>>220400575If education is useles in the states imagine what its worth in mexico
>>220400794So is that like hairy pussy and armpits?
You're gay
Yeah I am
getting in a cheeky lift, after which I will get in a cheeky wankafter that, I will go to the grocery store and then come home and play minecraft#productivity4lifealso what in the fuck kind of captcha is this
>>220398908Looks like ikea meatballs
captcha asked me to choose the correct skin color for Argentinians
>>220401019What time is it where you are
>>220401051real nigga hours
I finally got the /cum/ captcha. We’re so famous, broskis.
>>220401098What's that
>>220401123One of the possible goofy april fools captchas gives you a list of countries and asks you to identify which three countries make up the /cum/ general.
>>220401147I just get anime characters
Nigga
Last year's April Fool's prank was the worst, the site was literally unusable.
>>220401234What was it? I can’t remember.
>>220401165I just got ayla from chrono trigger
>>220401254Smth about points. The boards got merged until only one remained.
>>220401294Woot I was right I wasnt sure it was really the chrono trigger char and I struggled to pull forth her name
>>220401297Oh yeah I kinda remember now.
There are things which only madmen fear because only madmen may truly conceive of them.
>>220401574
Alcohol makes me furious. I could beat up a hood crackhead while drunk.
>>220401802I could do it while sober, pussy ass bitch ass faggot ass nigga.
>>220401802a real angry drunk huh? see, i'm a relaxed, jabbermouth with it. nothing sassy, but i just talk and talk. i bet you'd probably dislocate my jaw if we drank together, ha
>>220398945>Jalapeno on a pizzaBeaner.
>>220401907Nah you seem chill based on your commwnt
good morning good sirs
>>220401958What time zone are you from?
>>220401958Good morning fren nice bed
>>220401975eastern
I had to come into work 4 hours early so I'm at work right now
>>220401986Imagine his real bed actually looked like that, it would be hilarious
>>220402002>6am eastern timeHoly shit it was just 8pm a minute ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTZ7XZIiT7o
>>220402004It would be. I wouldn’t buy Apu themed bedding. But maybe a t-shirt or something.
My party days are behind me. I smoke/vape weed and do the occasional edible, but I don't drink to the point of getting drunk anymore. I like beer but I'll only have one or two at a time now.
>>220402044Bjork is wild. Idk who financially sponsors her creative projects, eve if they don't go past 1 milli they're worth it.
>>220402087I just dropped weed for booze because I'm trynna land a job that doesn't let me do weed. Clown ass fucking alcoholic society.
Cock
the 18 spicy chicken nuggets and high fiber chocolate milk are about to come out
>>220402112Damn that sucks. Weed makes way more sense in that context. The ‘hangover’ from weed is nothing compared to booze.
>>220398863fake cumster test
>>220398843>accountant>15 years of records goneholy shit, that kid is fucking dead.
>>220402193God be with you. clean up well.
>>220402443false alarm it was just a fart
>>220398879Crazy shit. When I was his age I was anxiously shitting bricks because I couldn't cancel my xbox live renewal bs
https://youtu.be/hRIvfgyfVJU?si=79xdUBEGLdTxvNRy&t=81
>>220402245>Weed>Hangover
The american military truly revolutionized warfare. They went from the millenary "kill the men, rape the women" to "rape the men, kill the women". Incredible
I knew it was over when I couldn't even sell 1 chocolate when I was 10. I just can't produce money. I am a failure to my Jewish ancestors.
>>220402631Oh, Giusè , è troppo presto per quello stronzate
>>220402664È la mezza mona
My name is DiStefano and im a gay italian man
>>220402795Fuck you
>foreignfag comes into the thread to post /pol/ shit
>>220402932They have their irrelevant little opinions of what's going on but they live in foreign countries and nobody cares what they think, so they come here to express their opinions to actual Americans little realizing their opinions matter to us as much as a birds opinion
Smoking weed
>>220403061Are you some sort of rabble rousing cowboy gangster?
>>220402860>>220402878lol now see, that's cheatin'. none of the bots can interrupt you with april first captchas.
>>220402629Yes? If you do smth like smoke heavily all day or do too much of an edible you'll feel stupid, slow, tired, and headachey the next day and maybe into the one after that.
>>220402795>gayOh no the busone
>>220403096That doesn't ever happen though , no matter how much you amoke. With weed you're high then you're not high anymore and that's it. There's no fucking "hangover", fucking retard.
>>220402989Birds dont have opinions, retard
>>220403137A bird will eat a worm but not a pebble, so it does have an opinion
>>220403165Chickens eat pebbles
>go to grocery store>buy groceries>walk home>somehow lost my card in the 5 minute walk between leaving the store and getting homewant to blow my shit smoove off rn
>>220403203well chickens are fucking stupid, then.
>>220403203And humans eat chickens. Checkmate.
>>220403129Let me ask you a question. Have you ever greened out? As in got physically sick or had a panic attack from too much weed? Usually it happens on edibles. I'm just thinking you're a pansy ass who has never been a hardcore stoner.
Almost broke my glasses just now trying to kill a skeeter (it was on my face and I slapped myself in the face/glasses lol)
>>220403250Kid, I was smoking Dro when you were in diapers. I lived on a ranch where we grew the shit and sold it to dispensaries. You can't tell me shit about weed, son
>>220403323
>>220403129nta (obviously) but you're just retarded I'm afraid>I've never experienced it therefor it doesn't existshrimply isn't truethc is just like any other chemical, it's entirely possible for it to linger for a prolonged time with particularly acute intakedifficult, but possible
>>220403273i narrowly resisted the urge to slap a fruit fly on my tv a little while ago. 'yeah, congrats, the 24-hour lifespan insect is dead, and your thousand-or-so electronics is cracked.' it's the one good thing about getting older, there's a pause before you do anything.
>>220403382If you get a "hangover" from weed, you are an EXTREME lightweight
>>220403408again, your anecdotes =/= objective reality
>>220403425It's just the way it is, it's not my anecdote
didn't get any fun captcha
>>220403472it's a shame how poor rural education is
>>220403506>RuralI'm in Los Angeles, tf you talm bout duu
>>220399738>pedals backwards and sucks up energy instead of providing itheh, nothing personal, public transport
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Atm0GwWs6lw
4chan just feels like reddit now tbqh famalamdingdong
>>220403567do you guys ever prnounce it jokingly in the looney tunes way? "loss ang-ee-lee's"? heh
Next time an attractive woman asks me for a ride they must suck this mufuggin dih
Thoughts on not getting hangovers from smoking weed? Personally I think it's the coolest thing in the world, like what you'd expect a gangster or badass warrior to be like
>>220403698Ass, gas or cash. Nobody rides for free.
>>220403408It does happen, its not insaned shit, but its noticeable. I was an addict for an obese minute and I would sometimes wake up groggy whether I smoked a lot or not
>>220403766Buddy I am going to fuck you in the ass
>>220403780Holy esl
>>220403806You're esl, wtf are you even yapping about
What the hell do I hear about it raining for the next few days?
>>220403766what even is a weed hangoverlike sometimes I do too much, go to sleep, and wake up still high the next morningis that it?
>>220403833>wake up still high the next morningThats impossible
>>220403830Go back and read your post, Jose or Sukdeep>>220403833If you're still high it's not a hangover
>All these weed scholars
>>220403867No, you're just a faggot.
>i don't know how to type a coherent sentence b-b-but you're the faggot
You ARE a fag. This isn't school dumbass, fuck out of here idiot.
>>220403591Wtf
*sigh*
Favorite John Philip Souza march? I'm partial to El Capitan
>>220403866no
Rare ultra late-nite nigga hours going on on /cum/ rn
>>220403591Seems /tv/ got shafted (good)
https://youtu.be/3h-JYx76QNM
Real nigga hours
>>220404034I 'member that meem
This is literally me.
miss my /cyg/ bros on /vg/
Smash that like button if you up af
>>220404058'O sole...'o mar-ACK
>>220404086I heard that Sicilians in the 1920s pronounced mare as magge
>>220404034oh, i promise, i'm completely fake. i just have a chemically-decided sleep schedule.
>>220404075zasedfor me it's /srg/
>>220404121It sounds strange, madre? Yes, mare dunno I think it's weird, seriously doubt it.They say mmare now
It was on Boardwalk Empire. Lucky Luciano was speaking Sicilianu to his goombas and he said something like "profunno comme 'u magge"
>>220404175No they say mari
boy you salty like garlic nigga hold the naan
>>220404235>t. Jam boy
https://youtu.be/RvnkAtWcKYg
>>220404231What do you know about italian, you're not even from jersey
how's your hump day going in your country
>>220404289How's your birth rate going?
>>220404289Barely 4am and had no sleep, its still Tuesday March 31st in my book.
>>220404305Need...more.. indians...
Watching body cams, this little 5'2 Edgar talking shit to these 6'3 cops talm bout "I'ma get physical if y'all put your hands on me" then flipped out and got tossed
Lemon muffins and ice cold milk
>>220404444>>220404455Yum
Is it true canadians do that thing that they do?
barely slept award
I'm gonna have like 20 hours of overtime this week
>>220404478Yes they sterilize cute injuns
Didn't they find a mass grave of injuns in Canada from back in the day when the whites did a racism?
Hmmhmmhmm. I love the smell of laser printers in the morning.
>>220404529Lazer printers and coffee should be an air freshener snell
>>220404510The one in the catholic school was a nothingburger
>>220404510nope
>>220398843The fact that these massive software companies like Google, Facebook, X etc still offer no human customer service in 2026 is absolutely insane. If you get banned in one of those platforms, you're fucked pretty much, unless you're business who can get the white glove treatment from them. I hope President Newsom enforces a ton of changes in Silicon Valley in 2028+.
>nothingburgerI hate that fucking reddit word.
>>220404577Indians are cool and I'm tired of pretending they're not
>>220404650Those Are Latinxishers tho
>>220404636Why are you always complaining? You are always so negative. You remind me of my ex husband
>>220398843Git gud moment
welcome to chudrucker'shere's your nothingburger with a side of lies
>>220404657Latinxs are cool and I'm tired of saying they are
>>220402415Accountants keep piles of paper too, for these reasons
Indians don't play soccer
>>220404703Latinxs are HOT
I drank 4 covfefe, feeling the kick
I wish I could live the ostrich life
ostrich tastes goodfavorite bird to eat
>>220404758RIDE THE DRAGON BABY LETS GOOOO
>>220398843No Fun Allowed timeline
>>220404763cowards say this
>>220404791I'm just talking about having bushy feathers
I don't know a single ostrich that's in debt.
>>220404776They have diseases
Poverty is loud. Ostriches don't get good sleep
New>>220404894>>220404894>>220404894
>>220404758I have cold brew in the fridge. I let 30g of coffee grounds sit in 120g of water. Going to strain it and add a little water and milk and a paste of cocoa powder
>>220404873me too
