So it begins edition
In the 1940s you could literally look like this and the most attractive, intelligent, and wealthy women in the western world would bend over backwards to sleep with you
So the UGay is banning dogs?
>>220400132Is that roal dahl?
>>220400179ye. True shagger
>>220400194Lush x
>>220400194every king needs his castle
>>220400209I cant help but notice that theyre all.... you know
>>220400194they love their patios don't they x
>>220400209What are these britons doing?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_I%27s_journey_from_Oxford_to_the_Scottish_army_camp_near_Newarkthe read
>>220400194corr that's lush deano mate. indian limestone is it? must've cost a bomb that
Um
>>220400209still dont understand why leftypol worships these people
Hi guys. Sorry for bad English
>>220400194What's it even supposed to be? How do you utilise this space?
>>220400266Its for aesthetics not living x
>>220400239Esta blanco senor huehuehue
right so how good is the average chinkman’s vision? i mean I’m half-blind every time i need to squint
>>220400209All wearing the exact same shite all blacked out streetwear gear, every single one of them. We need to sort these gimps out honestly we cannot allow society to be terrorised by such a pathetic bunch of cretins who can't even think about dressing differently to each other.
hello i am from sweden
>>220400285Say it
>>220400284I used to see fine but my eyes were half closed when I used to smoke the ganje, so they must see alright
>>220400289swede screaming
>>220400308bit gay this
Death to the outsiders
raul dahl famous welshman
>>220400284your vision gets distorted when you squint because you're compressing your eyeball it's not from the closing of the eyelid until you're almost shutting your eyes
I am albino, you wish to see me?
>>220400343Whatever, now what about you tell your sister to compress my balls?
Just saw a post of extremely low quality
>>220400348now you're rp'ing as another bloke. with is still a bit gay
>>220400369Check the date you spastic
GRANDADS SHIT HIMSELF AGAIN
>>220400308me hoping the seller will accept my offer
>>220400389This is not funny. I personally think that once you start shitting yourself it's time to hop in the 'cide pod
>>220400398Safer for everyone that way
mental spastic trapped in his childhood bedroomgot the pip but mums getting tired of himplease please make the compulsions stoppleasepleasejust want to be normal
interesting insight into someone's self-worth and self-esteem when they dont put themselves in these fantasies - only other men.
>>220400414the incel arm
mental how if you have a huge dick you can just whip it out in public and it would be net positive for your reputation (unless you do it in front of kids I guess)
>>220400414Lmaooooo crazy mane fr fr he do be crashing out ong
>>220400414happy looking chappy
>>220400414bluds got a pocket full of magic gems
>>220400414not on is it he seems like a nice, jovial lad if possibly not all there mentallydoesn't need made fun of
>>220400431planning on doing so?
>>220400414incelception
>>220400414Dark eyed savage
>>220400442ktim
here they are then. the lads
shameless subsaharan savages swiftly slapping slippy sable staffs stretching s-tier snappydem sending slick splashes scattering
>>220400483see how happy they are without certain dog breeds ruining things
*runs into the thread*
>>220400483I like that someone painted a mural for the dog pool. Sure it really sets the scene for dogberg
>>220400513politics aside, I could never vote for someone who runs like that
Reminder that if your mate refers to an Asian bird as a "leading research fellow at Oxford" it means she's a massive BWC slut and you should probably wash your foreskin for the evening (doesn't apply to me as I don't have one)
>>220400513He’s so weirdly based lmao
mmhmm uhh yeah uhhh su... sup crodie uhh yeah mmhmm uhggg harder crodie, harder mmmhmm
>>220400483The German shepard that jumps in and immediately regrets it
>>220400513Clown feet run
>>220400483that dog on the right nervously queueing while the rest just say fuck it is my spirit animal
Is he seriously still melting down after he said “shopping list” instead of “laundry list” and had the piss taken out of him yesterday? Oh my days LMAO
oops>>>/v/736141158>>>/v/736141158>>>/v/736141158
haha this April Fools is mint actually
>>220400586wtf
>/cum/ gets a mention but not /brit/are you taking the piss
>>220400630
>>220400630might have to riot over this
>>220400636>he doesn't have a roof jew
>>220400637>Bantsley FCyooo Barnsley reference on 4chan let's
>>220400636can't open any webm with a black screen for a thumbnail because 90% of the time it's that fat yank in a stadium chunking up into a popcorn bucket
>>220400636Tom Clancy's Splinter Shellfish
>>220400530those heights dont seem entirely accruate
oh my days
>Get a load of Bazz over here playing his PS4 with the shitty wired headphones it came with
looking at televisions to purchase and I can get a 55" on or pay an extra fifty quid and get a 65" one of the same branddo I really need a 65" telly? Seems kinda large
>>22040066730? i would have guessed 45
>have rigid chud miserable puritan grandma>I act like a puritan miserable rigid chud>Cut her off my life>1 year later my energy cleansed and my behavior has turned 180 degrees to what i believe is the default stateWhat the hell is this? Was I absorbing her toxic energy all this time and acting according to it?
>>220400679His name is sam it says so in the image
I'll just bed rot all day
>>220400667Paedo freak
got the pink noise on because unwanted noise is turning my schizo
>>220400732don't worry lad she said she didn't realise
>>220400700Some people are just energy vampires mate. They're miserable and make it miserable for anyone to be around them.
>mad howno it isn't, be quiet
>>220400749mad how that isn't mad
poo
>>220400746ktim at work
>>220400687depends on your room and how far away you are, no one else can answer desugo and look in a shop
Morning lads what's the april fools this year?
>>220400764mad how he got an apprenticeship in bricklaying doing bricklaying
Screaming that heatherpaedo has already driven Ziedbelg away this morning by coming on too strong LMAO he’s desperately fishing for a (You) from him right now by parroting all his gimmicks
>>220400746Yea bit why was i acting according to her toxic energy dictates? I can literally feel my energy is different from what i remember, i cant almost cant believe the chud shit i was posting before the energy cleanse.
>>220400772just some funny captchas
is ale nice
>my energy cleansed
>>220400786>Yea but why was i acting according to what* her toxic energy dictates
Alright team finished work for the day handed my switch to the shop to have the screen fixed waiting in Wetherspoons having a monster ultra and some fruit it lush
>>220400786nice mate. now you can look at the state this country is in and be proud of it.
>>220400829get yoursen a trekkie brekkie
>>220400808Its real. I was acting according to the energy i was absorbing. Idk whats that about.
Shouldn't have fucking picked the table by the condiment stand people keep coming over near me invading my personal space
>>220400767Worry that if I go to a shop they'll pressure me with their sales patter and I'll end up walking out with 2 tellies and an extended warranty.
>>220400798outed myself as a passfag there havent i?i'm just excluded from the fun then
>>220400786Because youre a drone that latched onto someone else and mimicked them rather than have thoughts of your own. She isnt necessarily wrong in her world view but you were for unquestionably following it until you realised you were a gay man
>>220400861you seem like a right fucking weirdo
>>220400855Trekkie brekkie been cancelled de lads on the fresh fruit for me it's lush all the way
>>220400864just get up and move to a different table lad its 9AM on a wednesday I know for a fact the place is dead except for retired boomers sitting with their newspapers
>>220400867you can say you're just looking
Feeling zesty might post on /lgbt/ today. For my energy
>>220400895I'll be leaving soon de lads got to pick up my switch just finishing off my monster ultra the white one it lush always lush
hope to see some good zingers today on this national day of humour and frivolous fun
>>220400895>laduhh he's a female actually
would you take £1000000 a year for 10 years or £100 a day for 5 years?
Fat freaks sitting near me kicking off because there's only one fried egg on their breakfast and meant to be two
>>220400880Its not mimicry, its like i was a vessel for her energy to manifest. Btw she is wrong, she is just a miserable hag who hasnt left her village all her life, her world view is the most limited thing to exist. I wasted my life being stuck with toxic shit amd trying to have family loyalty to it.
>>220400953what kind of question is that
>>220400981the correct answer may surprise you
>>220400967may we see some photos of the interior of the wetherspoons?
>>220400978Youre a pathetic little worm that can barely think for itself. Never reply to me again
>>220400887You seem like you waste your weekly paycheck at the slot machine.
you've got a cock, you look like a man (because youre male) and nobody believes you are a woman even if they agree to use your preferred pronouns. freak
no football on today lads. sick of it
>>220401011my bad
>>220401010>paycheckFOY
>>220401004I just did reply to you again. What now?
>>220400994Pale and peaky. Very sad
>>220400994Too many people about for photos but it's table 23 at Montgomery's Tower in Shrewsbury
>>220401022world cup soon lad, 4 games a day or some other insane number
>>220401011ktim except I haven't been pornbrained into pretending to be a woman
>>220400967>calling others freak1 Samuel 16:7b
*heads into Shrewsbury to attack sacked tranny with an axe*
>>220401042England's performances this last week has me feeling that we don't make it out of the groups. I know it was a team of subs and reserves but still
>>220401039too many people for a photo of your table yeah?always the excuses. Mad how quickly characters unravel when asked for a basic photo to prove the drivel they're coming out with. Any time someone refuses to take a photo on their smartphone I know they're talking shit.
>>220401042England crashing out in the first round
I'm leaving Wetherspoons now anyway
>>220401061Reporting this to the police chat, screenshot and all
>>220401070like canslad never taking a picture of the big cans
doing an evil little incel poo
wonder if this national address will be about fuel rationing or war
>>220401070Okay, here
>>220401072You were never fucking there.>>220401086Correct.
someone else said the other day that it would be really funny if sacked tranny were a Spainpaki character all along because it would be a fat man pretending to be a fat woman pretending to be a man
Made Toad In The Hole.Had a food coma.Woke up 13 hours later.Why am I this wretched little slug of a man?
>>220401071That's fine. Makes the tournament more enjoyable when you're not waiting for the inevitable semi final defeat.
>>220401091>Can of monster for breakfast Normal human behaviour
i see so many people on their phones while driving. the need to look at a screen for some people is wild
mad how you can tell its a bloke from the trousers and the way hes sat lmao fucking tranny mong
>>220401099Aunt bessie ahh roast potatoes
>grubby looking joggers (probably smelly)>grotty under armour rucksackwhat a fucking tramp lol
>>220401117I scroll /brit/ with one hand while pissing
>>220401102I find i dont care and stop watching after that
>>220401127fucking shrieking no woman has ever bought an under armour backpack
>>220401091OK I retract my previous statements and apologise. I accept that you are in Wetherspoons.
>>220401127i don't think they're joggers. look like work trousers to me. kind of shit you'd wear to school back in the day
i filtered that freak deliberately you fucking mongs. if you're going to gossip about them like pathetic women, at least (You) them so i dont have to read your stupid posts
>>220401127They're work trousers and the under armour rucksack is excellent had it since secondary school and I'm 29 now
>>220401144
>>220401144Glowin
>>220401117ktim except i can't drive and don't have a car
nadamoog
never, EVER reply to me again you disgusting freak of a man
hope the national address is for a stinalous check
>>220401176How are you gonna take your gf to a nice reataurant then
>>220401184sorry
>>220400209lol yutes outside
>>220401213There's a sale at Waterstones
>>220400209>>220401213>people will see this and still vote green
just been to wetherspoons
>>220401232
>>220401232Kek
rorikstead
>>220401230green voters want it though
>>220401232screaming
Where's the April Fools gimmick then
>>220401232sc
Trekkie brekkie with EW!!!
>>220401232genuinely howling
>>220401232r
>>220401261for what possible reason? i thought they were just in denial
lads I'm.....I'm a SHAGGER!!!!!!!!!! I SHAG WOMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND I HAVE A JOB AND EARN A LOT OF MONEYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!! I SHAG THE LADIES!!!!!!!!!!
Sup mouldie
>dogshit zinger>bradley samefagsRepeat ad infinitum for his entire incel life
credit score has one down :/
mouldie
sup croaky
>>220401184But i did reply to you and nothing happened. What now?
i like the parasite now
>>220401232screamo
>>220400209feral
>>220401289they're mentally ill
saw this on Sverigetråden
Quiet cunts, Sir Keir is speaking
>>220401355the feeling is not mutual i still hate you and so does everybody else
>be jewish socialist>be named Queer StalinThe Rothschilds are playing you mongs like a fiddle
dutch niggas be likemy name geert
Geert Lush
being startled by my own farts like a golden retriever
managerberg pissing me off as per
>>220401431yeh this was sort of funny the first time mate but that doesnt mean you need to post it 50 more times. why do you autists always do this?
time to make my favourite runtslop meal of baked beans with tinned peaches
>>220401434scre>>220401446aming
>>220401456sorry
>>220401457are you perhaps some sort of baboon in a zoo enclosure
>>220401464its ok. im assuming you didnt have any mates growing up so you never had peer feedback to check your behaviour
>>220401456many such cases
he's not fae yoker
>>220401470screamo
you're no fae Sverigetråden you've got nae business being here
>>220401494kek this is funny you should post it 50 more times
Many baits and ZERO (You). Stingy bastards
>>220401470no i'm simply a member of a family of doomsday preppers that has very large stockpiles of tinned peaches and baked beans
is this really what passes for an april fools event nowadays'member the marshmallow flavours one?
got the yo gabba gabba on
slinging 3ft ropes to Sandi Toksvig
>>220401519>is this really what passes for an april fools event nowadaysI dont even know what it is
>>220401513Being retarded in this retarded world is a blessing, thank YHWH in your prayers tonight
>>220401513why not eat the beans first and have the peaches afterwards for "dessert"? just odd to mix two conflicting flavours like that
>>220401484No, I'm often quite funny, I just woke up 5 minutes ago.
>>220401512foreign ESL bait just isnt that good mate. we're on different level here.
>>220401538How can you tell ESL from EFL here?
þu þe eart on heofonum, si þin nama gehalgod.
in the end, we were the real fools
nigga!*flies through the thread at 4 mph*
>>220401541Dante been real quiet since this dropped
>>220401544wouldnt you like to know
just dribbled on myself while consooming contenta real wake up call
BASTARDBASTARD LOOK AT 'EM GO
>>220401559Yes...
morning lads *starts raping*
>>220401569https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gm_d8EU_PjM
>>220401544reckon it might be the gigantic foreign wog flag plastered on your posts just quietly mate
zoomer tummy flat chest nakasashiiiii sexhttps://i.4cdn.org/pol/1775000605152797.webm
going to make coffee and eat some custard creams
>>220401577PFOAH Built for the oceanic depths
>>220401592delectable cut of fuckmeat
>>220401588the way the BASTARD syncs up tickles my little prostate just right
>>220401613no way to speak of a woman
>>220401589Except Im a wop, pajeet retard
>>220401531personally i think the doomsday prepping is retarded, if shit hits the fan i'll probably just kill myself>>220401536they actually compliment each other better than you'd think
>>220401623 It’s the one in-sync robotic “bastard” that fucking kills me
>>220401633fuck me imagine going through puberty with her in the house, no wonder ben's so weird and repressed
>>220401633Admirable beak, predatory even
>>220401519can't remember if it was for april fools but they used to embed videos and edit every post more often toohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qb8hQImKiUc
>>220401613>
failed the poland captchait's over
>>220401636go ahead and google wog for me giuseppe x
>>220401633Love how she has to use the weight of her tits to start the spin
Should I play dwarf fortress or call the investment bank who offered me a job
he want him food
>>220401592fat
>>220401681play dwarf fortress and stay on it mate fuck the job
>>220401688cute
>>220401592Latinisation of america has its up sides
>>220401676>Wog is a racial slur used to refer, in British English, to Black and South Asian people, and, in Australian English, to people from the Mediterranean region.>It is generally considered similar to other racially abusive terms such as dago for Italians and Spaniards, spic for Hispanic and Latin American people or wop for Italians.Here it is, saar. You brown ape bastard
>>220401379um she's 14
don't mind dogs but hate dog weirdos (usually white single millennial women)
>>220401355A great April Fools ruined by Mousey's intense autism
wtf is a chopped unc?
>>220401703I dont want to move to London or Frankfurt so Ill just ghost them
>>220401703Yeah it definitely happened too that's whats so darn frustrating
Used the term 'incellious' outside of /brit/ and it is astounding how flustered and triggered they got.
>>220401712you cant really call literal white anglos brown when you yourself are a swarthy mediterranean bonobo
/fr/ is being nice about usSaying you're all great an' that
>>220401738Holy Vishnu you got me here mate
>>220401747who cares what those cheese-eating surrender monkeys think
>>220395718>>220395718
>>220401748cheeky bugger
>>220401741Im not gloating, isnt it normal to have jobs in britland?
brushed my teeth and did a shit award
>>220401759can't fool me this time because i made that thread so there's a (You)
>>220401633actually not fair that ben gets to fuck this
>>220400277>Its for aesthetics
>>220401765Not among the inhabitants of /brit/ mate. The lads here take pride in sponging off the state.
>>220401759
>>220401786>>220401786>>220401786
the new better not be some obscure incel fucking unfunny bullshit
>>220401788*starts sweating * uh
>>220401788bad news lad
