Édition 31 (trente-et-un) ans gaspillés.:skull: >>220372999
>>220401625Norwood got you good brune.
how the fuck do i use mercenaries in eu4? i want to learn so i started playing the swisswhat do i even do?
>>220401625Happy birthday Brunester!!
>>220401749C'est fini.>>220401784I never use mercenaries.>>220401792Not today proper btw, but thanks.
Getting wiped out.
>>220401784You can hire them from a tab in the same place you have regulars, but you have to hire entire companies, not a regiment at a time.They have their own manpower they get men from, and they are generally more expensive, but there's one called Free Company which isn't free but it's actually pretty cheap, it's common to hire that one in the early game for many countries, but as you get more manpower and your troops gain modifiers mercenaries become weaker.So generally except for some specific countries you don't hire mercenaries.For the Swiss they have some mercenary buffs and you can get mercenary ideas so they become worth it.Anyway if you want to learn it takes time so don't stress it too much you'll fail a few games until you learn enough.>>220401811>Not today proper btw, but thanks.Uff, we might have doxxed you otherwise.
Today's training1x3 47 kgs db split squat (new pr, 9-10 kgs added since last time I did them, no idea if dbs are 47 or 47,5 kgs)1x4 47,5 kgs, 2x4 45 kgs leg curls1x10 oblique extensionsAdding that much weight to db split squats, on top of not having done them for I believe more than half a year, surely took its toll on my CNS. Tried doing split squats with 42,5 kgs dbs but failed on first rep. Also tried doing leg press with lower weight than usual but I could not even do one rep. Leg curl felt weaker than usual too. Skipped calves.I'm uncertain whether wearing a belt would let me do one more rep on split squats or no, but I doubt that so I'm not wearing a belt. Also I already use straps for that weight and a straps + belt combo gives me the 'ick so there's no way I'll do that. Need for farmer's walks in my training plan (which despite me saying I'd start doing them again, so far I didn't), maybe even switch deadhangs to weighted deadhangs.>>220401811>Not today proper btwWhy make the edish then thoughbeit?
>>220402430To deafeat the antichrist >>220402347
Ponder the following.
>>220402544
Kirby mug anon, if you see this.The lid of that Kirby cup is fucking GOAT let me tell you that. Sent me flying ngl.>>220402470I don't think Andalussy would ever under any circumstances be elected to be the Antichrist.Howling at your anti-doxx moves tbf. Happy birthday ig chef.
>>220402610I'm not saying the 'ussy is the antichrist, just that he mentionned doxxing, a common tactic of the antichrist
>3 holy warsI'm doing well thanks to foreign help, because if not I'd just quit.
The vocie of our government (kinda raspy)Would fr
Hello frens, just did my first interview with HR about the fish researcher job, everything seems okay, the wage is higher thanks to a new unions agreement. I might basically have the position reserved for me if I want it, I have another interview next week with the head of the project, she's a bit of a bitch but I helped her in another project when I worked in animal welfare, so she knows I'm somewhat competent.I even had the balls to asked them if they would maintain my seniority in the company (It's a big deal because there's a n important salary increase at 4 years), and to my surprise they agreed to it, and the meeting was recorded so no sneaky shit should happen
>>220402819Also, the fuck are these new captchas, it ask me where is Alberto Barbosa from kek
based and inquisitionpilled
>>220402718Crushed them.
>>220402819Zased, the Hammer nailed those HR trannies
>>220402819>and the meeting was recorded so no sneaky shit should happenWell you can just start hammering them (of course only in Minecraft) instead of the fish if they do some sneaky shit.>>220402663>a common tactic of the antichristNigga really said that when he posts uncensored pics from tinder. :skull: :skull:
>>220402544Rather plump.>>220402577Mental that you were born close to the lil’ gnome.>>220402819Did they present you with your old hammer?Imagine arriving at your squeaky clean new office and in a corner stands and enshrined hammer bathed in blood (bonus blood splatter on the ceiling).
>>220403094absurd post, take your proteins
Plot twist:It's actually Brunoid's birthday. The reason he claims it's actually not today is so we believe it's some other day.
Still bad from the belly, so I decided to try an alcohol free beer.Worst mistake of my life. It tastes stingy and acid, and watered down to boot.
>>220402544WAOW
>>220403169Good thinking, but I anticipated that.
I want to see more references but it's not cooperating
Peculiar ad.
The current dire situation. Now that I have primogeniture, I'm going to try and marry my way into the non-Muslim territories in Iberia.
>>220403202>but I anticipated that.I'm sure you did. Mensa got bodied by your big brain after all.
>>220402347any idea how i can make a company have more regiments?
>>220403598
>>220403032I wonder if the parent company flamed their asses last year after all the resignations of last year. We left a total of 5 workers, all technical positions.>>220403094If they fuck me over I can fuck them over by bullshitting a sick leave, after two months of trial period they can't fire me without a monetary compensation (brunoid moment), as it's a permanent contract.>>220403136Sadly it was a gay teams meeting
>>220403646Idk what you meant with that.
>>220402819>the fish researcher jobmarine biologist huh
>>220403713you often yap about monitors and i found this pic610hz monitors, but the fps won't follow>>220403709>brunoid momentzased
i took the gold producing province of austria as the swiss and now austria got completely fucked lolbut now i have runaway inflation
>>220403754Marine hammerologist, to be correct.
>international zoom meeting>zogniggas list their preferred pronouns
>>220403754Nope, just a good ol' plain biologist
>>220403971I purposely don’t interact with such people.One day the antichrist will throw at me some manager like that and I don’t know what the hell I’ll do. Probably “confuse” the pronouns and call a guy a she for comedic relief.
>>220403616Mercenary companies you mean? You can't, you have to hire them one company at a time and they have a number of regiments that doesn't change.It scales over time and there might be some modifiers I'm not aware of that make them grow more.The idea with mercenaries is that you have unlimited manpower so they had to balance them out with these things.
>>220403971They had them written or did they say them out loud?
Lost 3kg in three days, probably mostly water. It’s irredeemably over.
>>220404098Kek I was thinking the same. Dunno what I would do either.>>220404222Written only, thank the lord.
>>220404544Imagine wasting a quarter of an hour because everyone goes in turns to say their pronouns.
>>220404544Most of the time here it’s a female phenomenon and they ALWAYS use she/her, it’s truly a bandwagon thing, monkey see monkey do.
best one so far
Got the funny captcha for the first time now. Solving this is quicker than the usual fr fr. >>220403785>oftenNigga be living in the past.I have not yapped in a while fr ong.>610hz monitorsWaste of money imho. You literally don't need more than 120 hz. Like sure if I set a game to 240hz I can see some small difference between 120hz and 240hz but overall it's not worth it and even that high refresh rate just feels off to me cuz I'm too used to 120.>>220404462Well now you can soon wear the missus' thongs at least ig chef.>>220403971It's truly over for us, isn't it?
>>220404773oh i posted in the wrong thread lolanyways things got a bit too sillyi fucking hate how you have to fire and rehire mercs constantly to increase their size this is stupid
>>220405009>implying I couldn’t beforeStretchy fabric is amazing, absolutely perfect on my small pp.
Hello, I'm all alone today, gotta wait for a guy to bring some stuff until 5. If every captcha was the first April thing I wouldn't be able to post today.
Feeling ponderous still.
Thoughts?
>>220401625Happy (almost) birthday Brune-chan!!! Hope you eat a lot of cake and crépes and SEXO a qt today or whenever your birthday is!!!>>220402610I hope the kirby cup anon and his wife have a beautiful relationship and enjoy their time together, the fact she has a smol horse (reference) cup and he's got a kirby chef one is peak gigachad behaviour.>>220402819HELL FUCKING YEAH April's gonna be an amazing month for us all I hope! And I know Andalussy's arm will get better, since he's healing quite quickly!
>>220402819Good things are happening fren, happy for you :)>>220405252Based, it's more than what 99% of people on earth are doing.
>>220405252Db bench is fine. Do normal cable flies, no need to do low flies. Ideally do incline db bench instead of flat db bench if you want to do cable flies afterwards. Rest is okay, but either remove cable pushdown or overhead extension, no need to both.For legs switch leg press and bulgarian split squat, so leg press should be in 3rd place. Rest is okay, but if I were you I'd do seated crunch on the first day instead of the second.For the third day, either do face pulls or rear delt flies, doing both is too much for rear delts. Lower reps to 6-10 on pulldowns and rows Other than that it's fine.>>220405264>smol horse (reference) cupDid the guy post a pic of it? I missed it then.
>>220405264https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5_wn8mexmM
>>220405425Another Twicetranny here???https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2hlQkVJZhE
>>220405492Who the hell are you? I NEED AN ANSWER!I have been listening to kpop (girl groups only) on and off since I was 14. So I will listen to kpop songs for a while then stop for a year then repeat.Listened to Likey on repeat when they released it fr.First song I ever listened to was Fingertip by Gfriend. (actually it was gangnam style when it became a hit but I hated it and did not even know it was korean)
>>220405252Would you train twice a week with this exercises or only once a week?
>>220402544fat + ugly + blondeuggo trifecta
>that feeling when memes become kinohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSCWFAL-4XQ>>220401625Je te souhaite une montagne de bonheur, une mer de joie et une tonne de succès. Joyeux anniversaire! Que tous tes vœux se réalisent!>>220402819Sounds good. May everything turn out well>>220405425Recently I started to enjoy Korean aesthetics
>>220405492shots fired>>220405542 >>220405567lmao even
>>220405542It's Gman. I don't really listen to Kpop except for Twice for some reason.I just love their songs and I love my dubu wife
>>220405567I can tell that you are a very special person.
>>220405567that's fat to you?
>>220405662thats what me mum used to say to me>>220405674anyone with a wider waist than Nora Fawn is obese
>>220405734>Nora FawnThat's actually sickly and not hot at all.
>>220405746>lard arse detected
>>220405734not only is she sickly like the other anon said but shes still insecure at that weight and edits her photos lol
>>220405608>shots firedI would fire some (white) shots on them if you catch my drift.>>220405654Back in 2017 I got spotted by a childhood friend on mine listening to Knock Knock and he made fun of me for it iirc. Nigga was based tho, I would have done the same fr fr.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8A2t_tAjMz8>It's Gman.I'm surprised honestly.
>>220405769Low T detected
>>220401625Well GENTS looks like it didn't work out with the girl I was talking to sadly, oh well life goes on, the wheel keeps turning.And yet, I can't seem to get the april fools gimmick to work, what gives?
>>220405771shan't be listening to germgroid opinions>>220405794*heems you into the stratosphere*
>>220405833Don't give up fren, you'll get em next time. >And yet, I can't seem to get the april fools gimmick to work, what gives?Same, I have no idea what any of this is. >>220405847skinny girl sex is very underwhelming
The April fool captcha doesn't work as it accepts wrong answers.
>>220405789>I would have done the same fr fr.kek who wouldn't? I wouldn't listen any of their songs in public, except Feel Special and FANCY>I'm surprised honestly.What can I say, I got wide tastes
>>220405895sex is underwhelming in it's entirety. masturbating is the patricians choice
>>220405940>I wouldn't listen any of their songs in public, except Feel Special and FANCYlel, I used to listen to Paramore secretly when I was a teen. >>220405949youre so wrong I don't even know how to respond
>>220405895>skinny girl sex is very underwhelmingWhat really? Maybe she was just a bad lay. I had more fun with a skinny girl than a thick one
>>220405978That's my opinion and I'm talking about the Nora Fawn type of whoever she is. I like nice thick thighs and ass, something to grab on to ect...
>>220405555I think it trains every muscle every 5 days or so so I think so
>>220405401Nope, no reference pics but I'd be a bit afraid of our resident kirbo fren posting something... small horse related. If you know what I mean. (schizo)>>220405425>>220405492Common Gironde W listening to Twice, man I really gotta get into kpop for once. I kinda like Stay Kids and BTS like a fucking normie, and Blackpink and Twice are good. But I'm an oldfag 'cause I liked Girls Generation's Gee.Also hey, Gironde or Magyar, do you know if Katseye is a kpop group or just a normal girlband? They seem to be popular with the anglo ladies somehow.>>220405794Frfr. Blonde girl's hotter than the surface of the sun, and I like that she's got broad shoulders too. Would make an amazing gym mommy.
>>220406047>whoever she iskill yourself
>>220406064Yeah I love blonde girls...literally my weakness. >>220406090never gonna happen
>>220406047Interesting insight, I'd go the opposite but I don't have enough experience to really talk about itI love smol booba and thin girls>>220406090no need to whiteknight onlyfan alt sluts bud>>220406064I know nothing about kpop except for Twice. Really nice drawing btw
>>220406120I'm more of a brunette/goth girl enthusiast myself, blonde girls are really pretty but my real weakness is girls with reddish-copper hair. Keara's ASMR in youtube is literally peak female aesthetic for me, at least face and hair wise, I don't know what her body looks like.And she seems so sweet too, like UGH girl leave some beauty for the rest of us kek.Also braces are so cute, I don't get why people bully others who have braces, like those shits be painful as hell.https://youtu.be/zFsT84MzkcY>>220406165Aaah damn, so we're in the same boat. And I found that drawing off of /i/! It's full of kino drawings, real nice board. You'll find some of my stuff in there if you look hard enough kek.
>>220405949>sex is underwhelming in it's entiretyTry bottoming.>>220406064Do you self-insert as the wizard or one of the elf girls?>small horse relatedPictures only trigger you know who if they are edited to contain a scene from the show, even if it's so small that you can't see it with bare eyes. Even if you would post a pic of a toy of one of those horsies it'd not trigger the bot. If it's a screencap from the tv show it triggers it tho.>Katseye is a kpop group or just a normal girlband?Just by looking at them my answer is that they are not a kpop group. Looked up wiki too just to make sure and it tells me they are a group from los angeles.
>>220406212>Do you self-insert as the wizard or one of the elf girls?Both, at the same time, kek.>Even if you would post a pic of a toy of one of those horsies it'd not trigger the bot. If it's a screencap from the tv show it triggers it tho.Oooh I see, but mentioning it doesn't also trigger... it? And it seems to target this general in particular, as I've seen it mentioned in other threads around this board.>Looked up wiki too just to make sure and it tells me they are a group from los angeles.Ooooh, I see, I have no idea since I rarely listen to modern music and they seem to be a very modern band. They got some bangers like Gabriela and Gnarly thovgh.I remember when girlgroups were popular in the US, like Destiny's Child, the Pussycat Dolls, Fifth Harmony, Little Mix... I preferred Little Mix over Fifth Harmony desu. They seem to get along better than the former.
>>220406165It's more a preference than in insight, to each their own. >I love smol booba and thin girlsI love a blonde girl small booba insane ass combo. Got ingrained in me from past experiences. >>220406198>girls with reddish-copper hairAlmost non existent here. Blonde girls just smell better to me, it's something to do with pheromones probably. And I must admit I do like braces (no pedo) just been with girls who had them in formative years. >>220406212sent him flying
>>220406212>>220406275maybe /asean/ is the thread for you two yellows
>>220406275>Got ingrained in me from past experiences.yeah same, it all comes to that I guess.The first girls mindbreak you forever>>220406305>tf>tp
>>220406305No idea what goes around there>>220406321>The first girls mindbreak you foreveryep
Learning to code my project instead of waging. Bossman financing my hobbies, thanks for everything!>>220406357That's the little nigga from Madoka Magika.Still need to see it
>>220406321i'm ethnically mediterranean, france has like a 2 metre coast along the med. you're as med as the slovenese are
>>220406406>ethnically mediterraneanlol brown
>>220406431>t. raped and macheted by muslims and nigs before he's even had breakfast
>>220406392>That's the little nigga from Madoka MagikaDamn it's not even from Pokemon...it's over. >>220406406We don't take kindly to skinny broads round these parts partner
I forgot that I had to make lemonade.
>>220406456That's what I keep telling people here and they call me a chud. Go figure...>>220406460it's not over, we're just getting started friend, life is great
>>220406471https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_u97PqWX6g
>>220406272>And it seems to target this general in particularNo, the bot targets all threads in particular. They just get deleted so if you don't browse /int/ that much apart from /med/ you won't notice it.>but mentioning it doesn't also trigger... it?Certain keywords do, yes. I'm uncertain whether the name of the show or its abbreviation does.>>220406392>Learning to code my projectWhich programming language?
>>220406622It's almost not a programming language, just a suite made for writers to adapt interactive fiction.It's called choicescript.
>>220406696This has to be a joke https://vocaroo.com/1nKyDyPZhV9z
>>220406727well look at the dateat the same time , its statistically possiblei like to believe its true , hes also protecting his neck lmfaohttps://youtu.be/R0IUR4gkPIE?list=RDR0IUR4gkPIE
>>220406696>counting or not counting object permanence?
>>220406836
>>220406772Yeah I could see someone naming their child that. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Of-lpfsBR8U
>>220406727https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFJaT1LHoUU>>220406672Ah alri I see.
PT? PT? Gimme moni hue, pwease
>>220406980>Bulgarian editionThis is Serbian fr fr
>>220407009>This is SerbianWdym? Is the one who uploaded it a Serbian?
>>220407043>>220407009I meant that do you believe that it was created as a joke by a Serbian, and not a Bulgarian?
>>220405567Extremely gay post
>>220406931clip is yakubs nightmare>>220407043i think he means the language is serbianarr sound ze same
>>220407067Not sure, the music could be Bulgarian, could be any balkan country. Perhaps it's a joke. >>220407122Really liked that song when I was a wee lad.
>>220407122>i think he means the language is serbianYeah that's what I thought too at first but the language is bulgarian so idk what he meant.>>220407156>Not sure, the music could be Bulgarian, could be any balkan country. Perhaps it's a joke.Okay... but why did you say it's serbian?
https://youtu.be/Bsh4Vn4vLDQ?list=RDBsh4Vn4vLDQ@bulgARYAN , what do you think of the similarities of rai and turbo folk ? do all proles do the same music or what>>220406198>I'm more of a brunette/goth girl enthusiast myself, blonde girls are really pretty but my real weakness is girls with reddish-copper hair.wtf literally me
Bruh
Speaking of Bulgarian music, check out my buddys band. Really nice guys and great band that fuses a lot of Bulgarian folk elements. One of our best bands imo. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kpzWVqtZhM>>220407234>Okay... but why did you say it's serbian?Because the language is Serbian. >>220407244A lot of similarities, all the turbo folk and chalga shit is influenced buy middle eastern/Turkish/Arab music, I'm not really a fan of it, there's a big cultural divide here with people who listen to it and people who don't. >>220407331top kek
>>220407345>Because the language is Serbian.But Grok and Chatgpt told me it's Bulgarian.Now I don't really believe in things AI tells me, but honestly I'm surprised they both fucked it up.Also the lyrics are given in latin script so I just wrote them in cyrillic script into google translate and it's also tells me it's Bulgarian.Weird shit man.>>220407331I clicked on the blackest colour to be the answer but chinkmoot did not accept it as the right answer.
>>220406603>RihannaOh no.
>>220406392>That's the little nigga from Madoka Magika.madukabecome megucaI have so many anime I want to see, including meguca, and magical girl raising program. I want to read the manga too. I love magical girls in general but damn the genre is grimdark many times.>>220406603MAD ETHNIC RIGHT NOWI GET IT HOW I LIVE ITI LIVE IT HOW I GET ITCOUNT THE MOTHERFUCKING DIGITSI PUT UP WITH A LEMONNOT CAUSE SHE AIN'T LIVIN'IT'S JUST YOUR EYES GET ACIDIC>>220406622Ah, I see, I see. Man I missed your talk with bulgarianon about rap, I fucking love rap and hiphop like this masterpiece that was posted a while ago. Fucking RiRi, love that 1.80m goddess.https://youtu.be/Y5qKNlcUwKs>>220407331All of them. Specifically middle 1, 2, and left 3.
>>220407422>But Grok and Chatgpt told me it's Bulgarian.They are still pretty retarded. There's a few channels I watch where people test them and they still can't spell or count properly. >>220407457hehe, it was either that or Beyonce's Lemonade.
>>220407422>But Grok and Chatgpt told me it's Bulgarian.arr sound the sameunironically
>>220407542they do sound similar but Serbian is kind of zesty
the magyarino wet dream... I unironically feel like this bros, my underwear's combining, and I'll wear black stockings to receive my partner. I gon be praying to Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion to protect this wet ass pussy, poosi tight like a nun.https://youtu.be/7PBYGu4Az8s
Watched Spartacus
>>220407682>ma commode a tué ma femme et mon fils>>220407600i cee
hair removal is such a humiliation ritual the older you get but atleast it only hurts the first time
>>220407331Argies with top right be like>yeah grandpa was a war refugee, he fled the ongoing war in 1946>no, I'm not entirely sure where he fought but he often told me when I was young the great enemy was the "Yudén", must be the name of some place in Europe I don't know
>>220407600>Serbian is kind of zestyWhat about other Serbo-Croatian dialects?Does Croatian sound less zesty than Serbian?>>220407602I don't watch videoclips that much when listening to music tbf, but when I listen to Nani by Saweetie I always check out some parts of the video fr fr. Insane amounts of pure sex in there.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMxovx36ctQAlso today as I was doing oblique extensions today I noticed my GYATT in the mirror. Nigga built insane down there.
>>220407898is that you bruv? also damn, I just shave using a razor. I feel like I'm gonna die with my med genes if I tried waxing my hair off.https://youtu.be/V9vuCByb6js>>220407935I'm more than certain that I must've had an grandpa or grandma that ran in the fields with the horses. Must explain why I'm a honse girl now and crave playing in the fields and farms.
>>220407935Gemmie>>220407898>hair removal is such a humiliation ritualWhy do you feel that way tho?>atleast it only hurts the first timeatleast it only hurts the first timeHonestly the first time I got a brazilian wax it hurts much less than I expected it to.Obviously I'll get one again when Summer comes around.
>>220407983
>>220407983>is that you bruv?lmao nah but i do have a similar style> I just shave using a razor. I feel like I'm gonna die with my med genes if I tried waxing my hair off.are you the girl or the guy? i can't telli use an epilator>>220408005because it just grows back like a dickhead and you have to listen to the sound of the epilator going off while you do it>Honestly the first time I got a brazilian wax it hurts much less than I expected it to.i'm doing all of it at home with my epilator and sugar waxi probably should've gotten the first time professionally done to make it easier but oh well
>>220408055>i do have a similar styleBruh.Does the wife peg you or something?
>>220407898Hair removal specialists should be hanged publicly
>>220407977Man I got so fucking hungry all of a sudden, went from h0rni to hungri. I be built like a cat frfr.Also damn, Saweetie is a cutie. also culo>Also today as I was doing oblique extensions today I noticed my GYATT in the mirror. Nigga built insane down there.post that bussy magyarino frfr, if you got a great ass you gotta share it with the world, at least MOG the ladies in the gym. Someday I'll do a drawing of us posing with our gyatts.>>220408022I'm someday gonna watch the movie that bald dude's originally from and laugh like a schizo at the med jokes.>>220408055I'm the girl! The one you found in the other thread and told you to come here lol. So far there's only one regular argie poster here in med and that's me, and I tend to use extraflags (Córdoba - Córdoba city, even though I'm not from Córdoba City but it's kinda close). Sometimes I phonepost but you'll recognize me by my endless yapping.Also AAAAAAH EPILATOR???? THE ONE THAT PULLS AT YOUR HAIRS?!?!? NoOoOOO that must hurt so bad ;;;;;I use a shaving cream for areas where it's not wise to use a razor, like over my lip. It burns the hair follicles and leaves the skin smooth and soft!
>>220408127kekbody hair just bothers me because of autism because it feels like spiders>>220408151>Also AAAAAAH EPILATOR???? THE ONE THAT PULLS AT YOUR HAIRS?!?!? NoOoOOO that must hurt so bad ;;;;;it did but only the first timeafter that your body just doesn't feel anything it feels like a shaver if anything>I use a shaving cream for areas where it's not wise to use a razor, like over my lip. It burns the hair follicles and leaves the skin smooth and soft!try an electric shaverway safer and easier to use
I've been playing the original RE4 and honestly, while I get why some people prefer this over the remake, I feel like some people give the remake too much shit, while it did cut some stuff, you can also see where they added shit.
>>220408127FOUL
>>220408221i didn't hate the remake but it felt like it had nothing to do with the original gameplay wise and they weirdly cut out funny moments for leon for no reason
>>220408253>looks like a boy>but has a pussyrollercoaster for the straightest algerian
>>220408253Low T.>>220408151>post that bussy magyarinoNo. It's for dark as coal kweens o algo.>>220408055Also in case you think I made my previous post cuz I'm dissing u or something, I'm not.I have a choker (no homo)
>>220408127I ironically don't mind hair on others, but on me I feel it makes me look old and like shit. And it's SO FUCKING ITCHY too. Wish I could permanently remove my hair and cooch hair, but... I'm a bit scared of laser removal.>>220408186I'm so sensitive to hair being pulled, I once tried using hair removal wax on myself in the pelvic area, on the mount pubis...Dear LORD it was horrible. And I ended up burning myself a bit. My skin was really smooth though.>try an electric shaverI might get one sometime in the future, what's the difference with a normal razor?>>220408333nice trips but>I have a choker (no homo)...Magyar? You REALLY wanna tell us something, dude? We won't judge. I won't, at least, kek.
>>220408308i was talking about the hairshe doesnt really look like a boy>>220408333>Low T.>I have a choker (no homo)
>>220408123>>220408333i didn't even notice your previous post and i didn't take it as a dissbut i also don't think i should answer that...>I have a choker (no homo)same
>>220408383
>>220408361>I'm so sensitive to hair being pulled, I once tried using hair removal wax on myself in the pelvic area, on the mount pubis...oh god no don't do that there lolthe bikini and pubic area i just shave>I might get one sometime in the future, what's the difference with a normal razor?well you won't cut yourselfyou won't burn your skin with friction as muchkeeps going for longer before needing cleaning or using water >>220408333>>220408383also i forgot to say i wear a choker full homo
>>220408373KEK I did not even notice. Sent that freak flying Algeriabro.>>220408383Alri>>220408361>...Magyar?I'm certain I told you earlier about it. Then again maybe you were absent from /med/ when I did that.
nah magyar , you shant escape the allegations on this one
>Magyacel have a choker? AHAH he's gayDis nigga posts daily about wanting to fuck a twink, ofc he's gay nigga
>>220408127is there an uncensored source on this picture, perhaps?
>>220408495this, it's not like our lil bundle of zest is hiding it
>>220408413what?>>220408463mine doesn't look like that...
Finally home, hate being alone in the office all day.>>220407977I don't know how to explain it but Serbian, Croatian, Czech even Romanian have more "rounded sounds" this probably doesn't make sense. Bulgarian sounds more straight and direct phonetically. >>220408127Completely disagree, I'd gladly pay every wax session for my girl, I'm eating there after all.
>>220408418I always wonder how men shave their balls, I gotta be really careful when shaving with a razor cause I can end up cutting myself. And a cut in the labia is NOT fun. At all.>keeps going for longer before needing cleaning or using waterHuh... Now I'm really interested in said artefact. Maybe in the future if I get to live with my partner and get a job in España, I'll buy myself one. And buy garterbelts to hold my stockings up.>>220408455Based bisexual Magyarino, I think I read it earlier but I didn't know if you were joking or not kek. I mean, you got a prostate, you gotta do what you gotta do with it, my guy!>>220408495Love between two men is the purest form of love or algo.https://youtu.be/-Sj-FmI5JfA>>220408557I shall not ask who tops in the relationship.
>>220408572>I'd gladly pay every wax session for my girl, I'm eating there after all.VUELVAN A ESCRIBIR LA BIBLIA PORQUE DIOS HA VUELTO A HABLAR(as long as i don't get stray pubes in my mouth idgaf what my partner does thovgh)
>>220408583>I always wonder how men shave their ballsmy wife just does it for me with the shaver while i lay downbesides an accident where some skin got stuck in the shaver once we never had issuesyes that can happen really rarely lol>I shall not ask who tops in the relationship.she is the dominant one
I shan't be replying to hairphobic posts, truly grim what the 80s have done to us>>220408525Here you go fren, dunno why I even bothered to censor it, last time jannies didn't ban me because it probably looks like black panties from the thumbnail lol
>>220408495thats just steppe barbarian mindset thoitll pass him when he tastes the real thing
>>220408463>>220408557Found it online. Mine is this one. Don't feel like searching for it right now irl.>>220408572>Bulgarian sounds more straight and direct phonetically.So the language you speak is a chad one, and all others balkanlars (except greek chads) are zesty.Got it.>>220408495Nothing gay about topping.Bottom on the other hand makes you gay. Which I'm not.
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>>220408641nice
Good day med am back from the cagie and I have many things to say>>220401625Happy birthday Brunester, may Imhotep be nice to you
m getting weeb captchas>>220408572>don't know how to explain it but Serbian, Croatian, Czech even Romanian have more "rounded sounds" this probably doesn't make sense. Bulgarian sounds more straight and direct phonetically.i get itits like us , tunisian libyans and the other easterners have more melodies to their speech unlike us who are more "stern" in it>>220408583>I always wonder how men shave their balls, I gotta be really careful when shaving with a razor cause I can end up cutting myself. And a cut in the labia is NOT fun. At all.i do it with a razor blade, sometimes i cut myself , but it heals quickly and its not like i use my member that much so it doesnt bother me that much
>>220408668Apparently that's called superheterosexuality or something like that, I can't remember the name. But people who have tried to be with the same sex and didn't like it/didn't feel attraction are still technically straight.A bit zesty, but straighter^2.>>220408641I like hair on men a lot, but I like hair on red haired girls and blonde girls. It looks really pretty and delicate.Also I don't get why leg hair is so frowned upon, like it's just legs.
>>220408670
>Apparently that's called superheterosexuality or something like thatLGTV folx will literally spend their time coming up with terms like that.
>>220408641such a sex-demon face
>mfw bros have chokers Also Happy Birthday to Brunester, you said it's not today but since everyone is doing it, might as well. Чecтит poждeн дeн дa cи жив и здpaв :)>>220408614I've never been like "ew" your not shaved I wont do that, but when it's waxed and smooth it's a whole different thing, especially when it's a nice peach lol. >>220408641it's a preference fren >>220408670>So the language you speak is a chad one, and all others balkanlars (except greek chads) are zesty.Got it.Kind of lol, Greek is zesty but I like it, love when Greek girls speak, it's a real tun on, it's so cute.>>220408745>its like us , tunisian libyans and the other easterners have more melodies to their speech unlike us who are more "stern" in ityes
just got nagatoro lol>>220408670mmmmmmgaayyyyyyyyyyy>Nothing gay about topping.youre not gonna believe this>>220408747nah its gay lmao , barbarians like to convince themselves that they have to strip other man of their masculinity and dignity to feel their owndoesnt make it any less gay
>>220408739Thanks Momolino.We're all ears.Coworker left?
>>220408800Thanks Xlebian.
>>220408747I like that peach fuzz on blonde girls when they get a tan, that's really hot.
>>220408807>youre not gonna believe thisI don't tho. I know it's gay n shiet.Need to bait /med/ders tho.You coulder argue bottoming is gayer than topping cuz you are literally having a man move his dick inside your bussy hitting your prostate (that's what bros tho) and all other sweet spots and nerve endings. Then again you could argue topping is gayer cuz you literally have to maintain a boner while you fuck a man.
>>220408702>>220408794indeed, she's perfect>>220408747Yeah I don't have problems with leg either, but then again I've got wide tastes and heavy testes.>>220408800I know friend, I'm just playing it up for the crowd. Gotta have some drama heheh. I like clean shaven too but I just prefer hair.>>220408853very true
remember the early days of this general was just people saying you are med and aren't med
>>220408745omg kobayashi from kobayashi-san, that's adorable!>i do it with a razor blade, sometimes i cut myself , but it heals quicklyOUCH, I can imagine it must hurt more for you than for me. Unless I manage to cut or bruise the inner labia, like even a fingernail can hurt. Also be careful if you ever want to finger a girl and you eat your nails, they'll be too sharp for the girl to feel good.>>220408790Idk dude, I'd consider it bisexuality but who knows, I like everything. I'm pansexual and demisexual. Aka attracted to anyone regardless of gender but only if I feel an emotional connection to 'em.>>220408800I think my partners never were fully 100% shaved, rather had their hair trimmed, but it was annoying getting small hairs in my mouth if I was going down on 'em.At least my partner's got soft hair there, unlike me kek. That's why I shaved today!>>220408807I like tetas and culos and penes and sexo and doing the missionary position while kissing and........H a n d h o l d i n g .
>>220408641I accept the bush, but the air in the butt crack must go Gman.>implying I wouldn’t
>>220408885You aren't med
>>220408877playing irelia in 2026 is gayer that be fo' sho'
Another failed Reconquista. Allies no showing again. This shit's rigged.>>220407496Silence is golden.
>>220408901>nner labia, like even a fingernail can hurt.yeah ive always found that weird when i see lesbo vids and they start fingering each other with those long ass nails , that should really hurt wtf>H a n d h o l d i n g .too lewd wtf stop !!!
>>220408812No coworker didn't leave (yet).I wanted to vent about stupid drivers this morning, there was a truck parked on the sideway on my side and a guy on the left wanted to park on the right so I stopped to let him park but he stopped and didn't move and used his lights so I had to move close to him because of the truck parked and then he got angry and I got angry too. Then on a roundabout near the cagie some camionnette driving guy got angry that I slowed downed near the roundabout and did gestures with his hand.
>>220408739I'm listening.
>>220408941My allies :>sry bro, i don't share a border with that guy*donate money to my enemy*Their allies :>sure bro, i'm sending every single soldier across the ocean
Borgir of the month has been decided, it's a baguette sammich with chicken kefta, red cabbage and greek yogurt lemon herbs sauce
>>220409017you have kefta in france?
Fianl thing to say : I dreamt I had sex with a coworker, it's joever
>>220408909I'll have to decline, ass hair is rare enough I cannot let it go when I got some that's good
>>220409017nom.>>220408985drivers are mentally ill fr fr
>>220409040Sure, why wouldn't we ?
>>220409044Our old bitch posting paid off
>>220408885Yeah we don't talk about it anymore cuz we reached an agreement that everyone is /med/ who is spiritually /med/.>>220408901Ok.Imho demisexuality is a meme imho (you do you tho bby), and pansexuality is just being bisexual.If you define sexual attraction as being attracted to feminine or masculine forms of humans, then demisexuality is not an attraction to any forms like that, and pansexuality is just bisexuality with one more step.>>220408925I have not played league in a while. Itching to download it again just to see what rank I could reach tbf (diamond at least should be doable cuz I already got close as a teen and I was not only focusing on the game itself but also other things, so if I only focus on the game it should be ez). Kernel level anticheat gives me the 'ick tho so I'm hesitant.
>>220409071i always thought it's more a caucasian/MENA/balkans thingdo other french people eat it regularly or are you an exception?
>>220409079No it's not the old bitch of course but another coworker whom I find attractive>>220409092We have it in kebab shops, this one is a more fancy restaurant doing only homemade stuff
>>220409112so it is an exotic thing not a regular french diet thing that makes sense
>>220409112time to grow balls and approach heryou can do it momster
>>220409044Is she cute?>>220409079KEK>>220409052Gman special cumming (eheh) right up on aisle 3! >>>/gif/30424872
>>220409015Yep. Or as soon as my war starts, so do a shit ton of wars involving my allies.
>>220409126No we don't eat it regularly unless you're a lardass kek>>220409143She already has a boyfriend, I told you it's joever>>220409156Yeah but she's older than me
If I was piece of shit I would post some pictures of what I really like, but shan't do that cause I respect people's privacy. >>220408883I also like that thing from the belly button to the nether region, that stripe lol. >>220408885It's like the other generals that are fighting over who is white and who is not. Indians are particularly vicious towards their darker skinned brothers.>>220408901I mean there is a difference, men having hair usually means more manly or whatever, also girls will put up with a lot which I commend you for. >>220409017It's a /med/ style meatball sub nice.>>220409044I got this thing where if I have a dream with a girl means I'm falling in love with her.
>>220409156>Gman specialLMAO SHE EVEN HAS A MOKA POT TATTOOFUCKING HOWLING
Also, who is wearing collars here? Reminds me of an old Maltese meme.
>>220409191>If I was piece of shit I would post some pictures of what I really likeDo it>but shan't do that cause I respect people's privacyIf they wanted privacy they would have not posted those pics of themselves online.
>>220409187How many years difference?>>220409194I wouldn't even lower myself to any less towards my fren.
>>220409044it's not over, coworker sex dreams are the best>>220409156vghhh, the antichrist will never let me get a gf like this...>>220409191based, good taste>>220409194she was made for me
>>2204092338 years
Doing Asturias as my first hard difficulty run is probably silly by me part.
>>220409203I would have thought 0 people, but that would be wrong. >>220409226Not talking pictures posted online
>>220409268Is she married? If not, then go for it.
>>220409086>Kernel level anticheat gives me the 'ick tho so I'm hesitant.i uninstalled it some time before that shit but this is what keeps me from itstay away from that satanic gaem>>220409187>Yeah but she's older than mebased milf hunter
>>220409272it's not that bad if you get lucky and are a bastard and have no issue doing bastard things like killing kids for a baroy
@MomoWho is this?>>220409280You mean you take pics of girls and they don't know of it?
got megumi from konosuba>>220409323ey thats the dancing pug
>>220408975They do indeed hurt and you can bleed if you're not careful.>t. long nails possesseralso HANDHOLDING IS NEVER GOING TO BE ILLEGAL, I'LL HOLD HANDS WITH MY PARTNER IN CHURCH, YOU CAN'T STOP MEEEEE>>220409017goddamnit i'm so fucking hungry i'd eat a horse (looks at uma musume)>>220409086I feel like it just exactly defines what I feel attracted to sexually, that's why I tell people if they understand the definitions of those orientations. But I'm also cool with saying I'm bisexual, I just don't know if everyone's gonna be into trans, intersex, and androgynous/nonbinary/looksliketwothingsatthesametime people.>>220409191Yeah, I don't know if maybe my standards for appearances are low, but I don't care about hair, or too much body odour (just shower lol), and I know that smegma can form but my partners were mostly clean in that aspect. I MUST ADMIT THOVGH that beards can give me friction burn on my cheeks if I kiss someone with a beard too much. Specially right after shaving, like 4-5 days after.
>>220409323>You mean you take pics of girls and they don't know of it?No, they knew
>>220409284No she's not but she's taken as I said before>>220409298Desu>>220409323Looks like a cow udder
>>220409304I am very unlucky in general.
>>220409360Just make her untaken so you can then take her. Please don't ask me how.
>>220409359Don't post private photos for fuck's sake.
CHEESUShttps://i.4cdn.org/gif/1774092915049680.webm>>220409298>but this is what keeps me from itHonestly I was thinking about downloading it onto my laptop (still should run at 160+ fps which is more than enough for me on an integrated gpu), then just connecting the monitor, mouse, and keyboard to the laptop instead of the pc.Still won't do it tho cuz fuck that shit. Idk man, all kernel level anticheat give me the 'ick but that chinkshit vanguard gives me the 'ick even more.>inb4 but americans will collect data about you the same way the chinese doI know, but vanguard is just 'icky to me.
>>220409355>Yeah, I don't know if maybe my standards for appearances are low, but I don't care about hair, or too much body odour (just shower lol)Girls in general are very forgiving about that stuff despite what some anons think, they will put up a lot. >>220409417Yeah that's what I said, I would never.
>>220409359Right. I understand you don't post those then.
>>220409396Easier said than done desu, also her boyfriend is my age
>>220409457Of course, wouldn't even do it for girls that did me wrong.
stop posting obcene levels of pubic hair ffsalso got senator armstrong>>220409359ey kobeni>>220409431i use arch btw so either way it wont work for me good riddancemy life has been happier ever since i uninstalled it , even though i played only arams and normals and maybe 10 ranked gamesi do miss the old days when 3v3 existed tho , i played it a lot
>>220409465She's a goddamn cougar.
Ahhh a holy war on me by the big bad badshah himself now. Where are the holy orders when you need them...
>>220409396that's not approved by our Lord and Saviour thougheverbeit>>220409443Yeah, thank you for being unbiased anon. I feel like in general it's overrepresentated just how shitty women's standards can be due to dating apps, but many girls I know date average, normal, short, literally "non-chad" guys.
>>220409517shit I miscliked, I'm sorry
>>220409520Indeed. Also she's also on the verge of leaving which would make me sad
To be fair, you are guaranteed help from neighbouring realms when you're defending in a holy war. This save would've ended already and a while ago if it weren't for this fact.
>>220409572Aaaahhhhh, there she is.>>220409594She got in trouble? Or is old bitch getting on her nerves too?
>>220409572imagine being one of those dudes that pay thousands to have the evening with her but didn't get le sex
>>220409572j-j-j..uff J-JANNY ??! HELP ?!
>>220409562>I feel like in general it's overrepresentated just how shitty women's standards can be due to dating appsProbably, or because people share what some online skanks say and extrapolate that to EVERY WOMAN, also that's one of the reasons I don't use apps, the other being that my non IRL rizz is very mid, I gotta see the person and have a vibe check. But yeah god bless my firs gf in high school when I was fat lol. >>220409617I would love a Balkan/Central European coalition.
>>220409517>i do miss the old days when 3v3 existed thoZamn that was peak.I believe they even gave out some rewards to those who played lots of matches on the map after they removed it. I think there were 3 rewards but apart from one on them being a player icon idk what the other two were. I know I got at least one, maybe even two of those on my account I used to play on at the time.>>220409572Unfortunate face.
>>220409634don't think she is with the old bitch
>>220409517Also idk why they deleted it.Should have not done that imho.
>>220409634She doesn't work with old bitch but bossman is asking her things immediately and things that require planning and not suitable for just one person to supervise. But maybe bossman will leave soon if the new big bossman doesn't want him.>>220409689Indeed
>>220409685>Unfortunate face.Nothing that some big bobs and a plump ass can't fix.
>>220409044Damn this is BROOTAL.Sorry Momster.
>>220409636Extremely grim. I mean that's on them, if she can avoid the sexo, obviously she would and simps still lap it up>>220409659kek>>220409685I find her very cute
Man listening to the Twisted Treeline soundtrack brings me lots of memories
>>220409738It seems your cagie is full of drama.
>>220409852I can tell that she smells really good from how she looks.
>>220409852You have no idea
>>220409897I bet she smells like menthol cigarettes, perfume and sweat.>>220409931I'd tell you all about my cagie's dramas, but I don't want to be doxxed too much.
yooo i got jenny from that nickelodeon show>>220409685dont remember ngl>>220409716i guess it costs money to host those , i guess there werent enough players in twisted treeline to justify hosting them , or maybe they wanted to funnel more niggas into summoners riftor maybe they didnt want to pay devs to balance it or someshitit never had any emta but thats what was cool>>220409839same bruh samenostalgia hurtsi even remember i played some games in dominion before it got nuked (it sucked though it was always full of bots lmao , ascension was kino af tho)also part of why i quit league is that they didnt have any new events , all the events were>new skinline>battle passto buy with goy points>get chests and keys to gamble with instead of an actual new gamemode
>>220409953Even that would smell good from her.
>>220409953Yeah I should probably be aware of that too, too many lurkers
>>220409682Hmm.
>>220410003it must be uncomfortable to lurk standing up on such a low desk
>>220410047I can offer my laps as a chair if she wants
A rather lively thread.
>>220410086Too fast paced for my little brain
>>220410116btw the drivers are angry that you MOG them with your electric vehicle
>>220410061a rather tempting offer>>220410086sorry
Done with the cagie.I'll have time to play some BG3 despite thinking yesterday I won't. So fucking back.>>220409984>nostalgia hurtsIt fucking does.Especially if you wasted your young years like me.
>>220410154Maybe, also I'll have the car for one year and 3 months
>>220410259>Especially if you wasted your young years like me.wouldve preffered if i gained more knowledge or picked up more useful skills , but i dont regret muchits been fun , i just want to go back to it
>>220410259>Werthers.jpg
>>220410553Justice for prune juice always left behind
>>220410577my granny did actually have those sweets always
Nice April Fools from Picard>>220410617Did she have some butter biscuits in a sewing box ?
>>220410366>i just want to go back to itTbf I would try being normal this time if I got a reroll o algo but I'd still be the weird autist I am so things would be grim either way.>>220410690Watch STR.
https://i.4cdn.org/int/1775051909396867.jpg
>>220410715I know
https://youtu.be/vjD3EVC1-zU?is=yazz5dVgtsqX_mdm
>>220410801Well Maltanon? >>220402801
>>220410690>Did she have some butter biscuits in a sewing box ?Of course, but instead of store bought juices she made her own kompot, quince, peach, apricot, blackberry, raspberry, RIP Queen>>220410749Never been able to taste such dark chocolate
>>220410749ya zbbi wshno hada yaq7ba
>>220410888>kompot
Thread is almost over.It seems the key for fast /med/ threads is the gay posting.
>>220410923It was really good
>>220410899akhi english pls jazakallah
>>220410966why faggots yap so much?
>>220411004oh my penis , what is this , oh whore !translated it for ya
>>220411028Post purchase validation and infinite circle jerk.
>>220411028Cuz they are foid brained.
>>220411028see >>220411141
>>220411165it was rhetorical fr frgot a select all women captcha but it's just tranime
>>220410864Oui, je plappere.>>220410899Kek.
>>220411199women aren't real we're all femboys with tiny dicks>>220410749SEXOLa película
>>220411199theres just two femboys in that pic
>>220410966I did not gaypost
i want to straighten my hair but it's a bijillion degrees outside, even with the air conditioner the air is a bit hot and humid herepray for me frens
>>220411231>we're all femboys with tiny dicks
>>220411211her bf btwhowling
>>220411285first time in me life i see lady gaga not looking like shes from 67th century
>>220411311jean-jemelacouledouceàlamairie phenotype
>>220411296the clitoris is a dick (?????), be thankful we didn't get the hyena treatment from evolution>>220411327She's so funny when she's in normal outfits, she looks very italian somehow. And I mean she kind of is. i love gaga i would die for herhttps://youtu.be/vBk0P27QGmc <- me defining /med/
>>220411311Norwood 28
>>220411375>be thankful we didn't get the hyena treatment from evolutionOne of the worst designs, especially when they give birth Gaga was actually cute when young, I don't mind a shnoz sometimes, good for her she didn't cut it.
>>220411311Look at the girth of that neck.
>>220411428Shnoz? What's a shnoz? o:And yeah, Gaga was absolutely a qt and still is a gorgeous woman even now. I love her gothic aesthetic nowadays, and actually part of her aesthetic before was because she had some nasal bridge problems/respiratory issues iirc. She had surgery to correct that as far as I know. >>220411468He looks like he's about to fight a robot ninja while screaming fuck the media fuck the government
>>220411527>What's a shnoza nose>because she had some nasal bridge problems/respiratory issues iirc. She had surgery to correct that as far as I know.really? well if it was for respiratory reasons that's fine
Baking
>>220411684>>220411684>>220411684
>>220411622Had an edish readyI will let you have it but please not something dog shit mkay?
>>220411696>baking before reaching bump limit
>>220411311Wtf
Let's post something so the thread reaches bump limit.
>>220411861Fuck you bitch>bump limit reached
