"oroight lads!" edishun
I had a very important post to post but the bronies made me forget what was it all about
>>220408673going off for a bottle of spirits after toil
county mayonaise
>>220408704Nobody gives a fuck nigga
>>220408718scream!
NO HORSES
Putting all my eggs in my egg basket
goodbye horses
worcestershire shire
>>220408768Are you seriously telling us you've only got one? Fuck me
>>220408776i'm wanking over yooooou
that ‘pony’ gif is not rulebreaking because it is a banner advert on the site therefore that poster did not break any ‘rules’ (because it is advertised on this board)
clit
>>220408704Nice lad
you know that people have this attitude of "you don't need antidepressants, just man up and sort your life out"okay, but what about this:>Your genes can influence your likelihood of developing a mental illnesshttps://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/articles/5rPjYM7BBJ3Tjcf9PP4pYpd/genetics-if-there-s-mental-illness-in-my-family-will-i-get-itif that's true then life without antidepressants will necessarily be more difficult for some people, due to their genes.therefore the advice of "just man up" is like if a tall person says to a short person "just be taller bro".
>>220408783You slave away keeping track of many egg baskets I'll be enjoying my one great basket from my beautiful house on my nice sandy beach
>>220408830>>220408718
>>220408803Erm
>>220408801Is the blue dragon sauce good? I usually get the Tesco one
>>220408864You just responded to Heatherpaedo.
>>220408835Bad news for you, this is not your beautiful house, this is not your beautiful wife. How did you get here?
We often forget that the average human experience is being brown and poor. We are very lucky.
don't even think a shag could sort me out at this point
is burger king in the yookay any good
>>220408898Yes
catberg licking his fucking arsehole off
is driving like a fucking maniac just a genetic thing for pakis then
>>220408898Nah it's shit
>>220408872Yh and?
>>220408898not had it for yonks
finished netflix's "one piece" so need a new show to watch. gave "the boys" a try but got bored
>>220408921its a brown thing
>>220408953Why don't you try "a clue"
>>220408935Not what he asked though is it>>220408953Blog the fuck on you boring fucking bastard
>>220408978Angry man
nigga named lan
>>220408973What are those bumpy yellowish thingies
Eating rice with some salt
don't like it when people use my name here I think you're talkign about me
Just walked past 4 Indians and literally gagged. One of them stank of stale piss
>>220408978fuck off you prat
i fucking love pink noise
got a noble false widow outside my window that caught a wasp
>>220408673hahaha oiroight moit
>>220408973Looks a bit watery, I would add more veggies that turn into mush and make a good sauce like tomatoes, bellpeppers, onions...cook these before adding the meat ofc
hehhehehheh
>>220409053rapeable twink username
>>220409073Let's not make such comments
>>220408704still on beer and wine myself, not very cost efficient but too pussy to graduate to spirits :\
>>220409085go fuck yourself Ian
this bot account just started following me on insta
>>220409096Not a very nice comment, I'm away to drink a glass of cold water to cheer myself up
>>220409073Tell me more
>>220409099get it shagged
mad how utterly godawful it is to convince 4chan I'm a real person, it takes 15 minutes of oxford university iq tests just to gain the privilege to post about poo. so many fucking hoops now. internet is fucking dead
I just keep pressing refresh like a trapped lab mice
when you meet a woman for the first time and see that split second flash of disgust on her face#justincelthings
>>220409130morin
who would win in a free for all between rorke, rasheed, big bazza and ian
so what was the joint us au uk statement then? we drafted? or is it another lockdown this time to ration petrol?
>>220409151Looks like fucking shit mateEnjoy
>>220409160ian is a lover not a fighter
is this some kind of out-of-season april fools joke?
>>220409151Looks good mate, but what is this?
>>220409130they should keep the anime girl capchas to filter out normcattle
>>220409188bugs init. he's living in the future
>>220409188baby corn you fool
>>220409188This nigga never seen baby corn
>>220409172It doesnt look bad, stop being an asshole
>>220409188Grubs like from lion king
>>220409185
>>220409185>out-of-seasonit's literally april 1
>>220409134Really fucking weird to see a picture of the small town I live in. Who is this bint and what's she doing in Shoreham?
>>220409188Looks like the teeth of the monkey in the sopa de macaco
assembling a team of niggas to rape ian to death
chicken jockey
>>220409199>>220409204This is how Im feeling now
why do you reply to twitterfoodscreenshotmong may as well go browse those food subreddits yourself
>toilberg is jewish>he just wished me happy easter because he's off tomorrow>as soon as the call ended I remembered it was passover>I could have wished him happy passover and won some good goy points but my brain just isn't fast enoughlamegoing to be thinking about that during the entire 4 day weekend now
Just finished a wank
the new, migrate when ready:>>220407459
>>220409229bit unnecessary thati'll do it on my own.
>>220409188fucking cavedwelling mediterranean neanderthal
>>220409235hehe x
this new captcha is too fucking hardI don't know your bulbasurs and your squirtles I shouldn't be persecuted for not watching a 30 year old chinese cartoon
>>220409224you wanna meet up at marlipins?
>>220409269initial d car
Dune is like Star Wars but with characters called Honda Civic
>>220409279Nah too busy watching a shit classic rock cover band with all the geriatrics at ropetackle.
What do you mean by Black Lives Matter
>>220409287Don't think that car had an antenna
>>220409297Now that I think of it, Honda Civic just sounds like a Star Wars name.
>milf officefu has her son in for work experience during his easter break>even though he's fifteen I exclaim "you must be Emma's sister">Emma starts guffawing, the office starts guffawing, the son starts guffawing, everyone guffawed I am so good at this normoid thing
ATTENTION /BRIT/ POSTERS: I will be making a NONCE post at 1700 GMT Thank you for your attention
>>220409319the original xbox was like a father to me
turk barber has a young girl sweeping up the hair today it was fucking weird
>>220409347how about you don't do that
>>220409332must have been the wind
>>220409332Bit gay
>>220409347you're 5 minutes early mate(i'm implying this post is a nonce post as it was posted by you, a nonce)
>>220409332Why did you say sister if it's a boy Is he a tranny or what
Think I'll hang around for 5 more minutes
>>220409369i know where this is
>>220409332who's Emma?
>>220409332Based suit Pepe poster
>>220408778KEKhey that used to be my joke
so it's been confirmed i live in the same town as one of you lot
>>220409430get him raped
>>220409430CHEADLE sister town toPOOWONG
>>220409430stockport?
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DVgyttOjgI_/Well said Sir Marco Rubio
What was your most shameful /brit/ moment lads? me? easy. the time I was sitting in my car at the train station, waiting on the train when I took a picture and posted it here. Someone figured out what station it was and said they could figure out which car was mine by the angle of the photo and was going to come along and damage my car. In a panic I ended up trying to move to a different space but there weren't any, lost the space I was in and ended up missing my train.
i post where i live all the timesomeone reverse image searched something I posted one time and posted the town name
>>220409430Meet me by the toilets in buckingham park in ten minutes for a scrap or alternately I can sell you some hash.
God i need some chicken crimpy shapes rn
>>220409402ok come
Thoughts on St Albans?
might get a dodgy firestick
Let’s further think of this,Weigh what convenience both of time and meansMay fit us to our shape. If this should fail,And that our drift look through our badperformance,’Twere better not assayed. Therefore this projectShould have a back or second that might holdIf this did blast in proof. Soft, let me see.We’ll make a solemn wager on your cunnings—I ha ’t!When in your motion you are hot and dry(As make your bouts more violent to that end)And that he calls for drink, I’ll have preparedhimA chalice for the nonce, whereon but sipping,If he by chance escape your venomed stuck,Our purpose may hold there.—But stay, whatnoise?
Be honest, would you?
there are so many glasgow anons it's crazy we haven't had a meet up
My town has like 7k people so I doubt anyone else lives here
Reckon I'm the only one here who actually lives in London.
>>220409450Just got done really badly and had to leave the thread for a bit while I calmed down. So glad I'm not you I suppose.
Right, where's this post we were promised.
>>220409492Hounslow myself
This is my last post, goodbye lovely people
>>220409487dogberg with nothing but contempt in his eyes
>>220409514>>220409476
>>220409518fuck off jf
>>220409489Only have a meetup in October when I’ll be there next, please. Will you shun an Amerifren?
>Estonia has issued an ultimatum to China >”If China wants to maintain good relations with Estonia, it must stop supporting Russia," shit just got real
how do you let this happen after the whole savile thingbbc can't have long left. attacked from all sides and internally just destroying it's credibility
>>220409469very large typos on those signs, probably made by a diversity hire
i hate them
Remembering that time I was near Glasgow Central and found out mousenonce was 5 minutes away from me so decided to run down there hoping to batter him and ended up chasing him down the platform at Glasgow Central only for him to jump on a train and it pull away as he mocked me from the window
Just dropped my phone on the edge of my bollock (left). Think this is going to get worse before it gets better.
bored when winning, frustrated when losing, this is the champions mindset
>>220409489There's a meetup every week at Pollock Park run
get the BBC fundedget the nonces paid
>>220409537would only go to a meet up if everyone tacitly agreed to pretend they never knew each other from 4chan. id never be able to have a conversation with a poo posting weirdo
bins go out tonight
>>220409581unleash them in places of learning
Is Glasgow still grim
>>220409549Right and that’s supposed to be funny is it
Just seen mousenonce run out of a vape shop next to a historic building
>A chalice for the nonceWhat did Shakespeare mean by this?
they're sending a jewish woman to the moon today
You lot remember when the BBC sent a nonce into space but they forgot they left a child on board? Don't know how they were allowed to keep going after that blunder.
>>220409569you ok mate?
>>220409534sent that wog flying
bet mousey makes some proper weird sounds when hes bottoming
dont understand why we cant just neuter sex offenders like dogs
>>220409612Still can't believe she married Sheldon
>>220409612it's a good start
>>220409625Leftypol won't allow it as he thinks violent criminals are victims
>>220409590I was there last October and yes, yes it is. Edinburgh continues to be a gem THOUGH.
>>220409612Stopped caring about Artemis II when I found out they weren't actually going to land on the Moon
>>220409627screaming
>>220409612lol Koch haha
Right well, that's me been done by archivelad again, I'll see you lot in a few hours when I've calmed down.
>>220409612Women do not look good with big noses
>>220409006segments of small corn cobs, colloquially known as "baby corn"
>>220409625Because the woke actually believe a pedo can be rehabilitated and trusted around children
cumming too hard during a road wank and hydroplaning my mums honda jazz across four lanes of traffic
>>220409661
Used to drive my mum's nissan note before I could afford my own car and everyone at work called me the nissan nonce
Time for a drive through wank
Mad how about 40% of all public spending is on boomers despite all the fucking breaks they got in life and they still have the nerve to act ungrateful and tell younger generations to suck it up. We need a new pandemic
a panther's clawsmental
Remember when mousey said he wanted to work with kidsThat wasn’t on
>>220409641Quite a reddit post this, you're lucky I'm not the type of spastic to have a collection of soyjaks at the ready
just got some weird anime penguin captcha
Was once in a car chase with the federals and they were gaining on us so I hung my bum out the window and farted to propel us forward at immense speeds
threw a plastic bottle at another car today when I was driving and my heart went crazy after I could feel my heart beat thumping in my forehead and it felt like my eyes started to sweat Shit was crazyyy
>>220409728Doubt the validity of this claim
Glasgow is shite whereas Edinburgh is pleasant
What is Ingerlund’s quintessential maritime city
People from Reddit must speak a lot of sense then?
>>220409759Portsmouth or Plymouth
Bunch of mongs in the council bus tried to throw a bottle at my car earlier but one of them missed and started crying
>>220409715MADE OF GLASGOW
>>220409759bristol?
>>220409759Dundee
>>220409759Liverpool or Hull
I want to go to England before I die.
>>220409759Portsmouth, during shore leave it's full of discharged seaman.
phoning up bt and threatening suicide until the fix my broadband
>>220409762homosexual gay faggot rising inflection question mark
>>220409799Get there before england dies
>>220409759LIVERPOOL
>>220409703I passed 4 years ago and still don’t have my own car my dad lets me drive his Mercedes whenever I want it’s sick I’ve gone on dates with women before in it and I know for a fact they think it’s mine but I don’t say anything
sisterberg won't stop opening my door and farting then slamming it shut, dirty bitch fucking sick of it
which one is it?
that's a poo
>>220409799You're welcome to visit mate x
>>220409816You're like ever single early 20s Indian man, congrats
>rising inflectionSays the aussie
oh fucking hell
>>220409823used to do this to my sister but instead of farting I'd rocket a slug of jizz at her head
made a bookmark folder to store all of my jobsearch-related bookmarks
>>220409812I mostly want to see the royal botanic gardens. What an amazing place
>>220409803kek
>>220409881ok
>>220409849I’m white
still on one
is portsmouth any good?
>>220409871that's you done
>>220409876vile post
>>220409917yeah sorry it was funny in my head but i think it's coz im feeling a bit hyper right nowjust had a coffee you see
>>220409906based hitch, he woke up fighting today
>>220409319Remember the console wars? Good times...
>>220409906And he is right
>>220409910nah it's shit
>>220409941didnt say it wasnt funnyvile nonetheless
>>220409942hes not going to let this slide
watching a Super Mario 64 streamer close in on a Super Mario 64 speedrunning world record AAAAAAND HE'S FUCKED IT. shame
my older sister once farted right on my face and I vomited
>>220409871you'll be alright mate
>>220409954been offered a residency there not sure i should go
>>220409910good if youre interested in historic port towns and getting shagged by sailors
>>220410001you will never go there
Have any of you been here? Is it racist yet
Peter Hitchens argues with centrist dads on twitter for hours a day every day.
>>220410027ominous
saw this woman in Lidl with one of the most plump round lovely arses in tight dark grey jeans I've seenwas doing loops round the supermarket to get a few good looks at it fuuuark
>>220409910no cold and windy and full of southern poofs
>>220410057Who do you think shags it?
every now and then i see someone wearing a mask like it's still covid times
i’m going to maim and injure you tomorrow
>>220410078Covid is still a thing
>>220410065probably some really good looking athletic fella who is confident and can play the guitar and has his life togetherso not me
>>220410093lol
>>220410057did you get a look at her basket and then imagine the food turning into poo then emerging from said arse?
>>220410078I do this sometimes but only because showing half of my hideous visage is far better than showing it all
women are sexier when they're a little bit chunkynever been a fan of the super model look
nonces are necessary to teach kids valuable life lessons . it's like the great filter. the one who survive are stronger for it
just won the omaze house
sup coatie, u gud yotie? i spoke to zotie. yea he gud
>>220410189sup mouldie
>>220410131girl at toil was the perfect thickness then lost a load of weightstill peng but a damn shame
Restore now has more members than the tories and lib dems lol
nothing quite like that sense of abandon when you find a secluded spot outside to scratch your swampy pooey arse, but then the regret and shitty fingers follow
You should be able to solve this
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DWjKNdIEhO_/thank you usa
>>220410057should've took pics
never found any April fools jokes funny dont try and trick me cunts
>>220410206i don't know a mouldie. u gud?
>>220410209It is very sad
>>220410244im good mouldie
>>220410218why your buttons round and gay like that
>>220410242what about when bart shakes the beer
>>220410242It's after midday anyway you fucking mong
>>220410261i don't know u. dats gud yotie
*speeds up behind and starts flashing you to move over*
>>220410218Don't know. Not a nonce you see.
i find it interesting how wogs are drawn to big citiesit's in their nature
>April Foolsgrow the fuck up
With the power of chatgpt gfberg is now convinced we cant eat almonds or peanuts because they contain carcinogenic toxins or pesticides or whatever the fuck sick to the bastard death
>rumours suggest a massive disagreement has broken out over the Green Party's decision to hold a 'bondage event' to launch the party's local election campaign >Many Islamists, including the Green deputy, are furious that such a shameful act took place in their name well who could have predicted that
>>220410337wth thats scotland
>The Artemis II mission will mark a number of firsts, with pilot Mr Glover becoming the first black astronaut on a lunar mission, while Ms Koch will be the first woman and Mr Hansen the first Canadian.>So a successful Artemis mission, sending four astronauts to the Moon on Wednesday, could give Trump's administration a boost. The potential benefits are huge - a competitive edge with China, the possibility of a lunar gold rush, and a rare moment of national unity.Kek Iron Sky predicted it
>>220410357Ask her if arse shagging gives colorectal cancer
>>220410357People's food anxieties are insane now. My grandad is 91 and cooks everything in lard.
>>220410318you eat mould
>>220410286oh my days
>>220410393Based tbf
>>220410409Horrible thing to call your mum
rorke buying a maine coon so he's got an excuse to say the word
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DUHRCUUkukr/well said sir marco rubio
Don't want to move out of mum's house now that dad's died. Don't like the idea of leaving her on her own. Telling women I still live with mummy and I'm 30
>>220410475Women will unironically love it if you say you moved in with her after your Dad died. Not even joking.
>>220410447none of us have instagram accounts ziedy
Fucking my fucking life I just posted a new article in the work WhatsApp not realising it's an April fools and now they're all taking the piss aaaasrgh!
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DVrM2aYAdt4/well said sir marco rubio !!
Hello
this nigga ian always talkin bout sum hello
>>220408699sctimsuch a miserable feeling because I feel powerless to change it
Toil done Off homeSomething for tea not sure what perhaps a pesto and an Easter egg
>>220410218why are your buttons so round gayboy
>>220410656this nigga think he adele
Sad how dead this general is nowadays. I remember when you'd fly through a /brit/ thread in 30 minutes.
Apooril Pools
What are some other high protein meats other than chicken?
arse has gone numb from sitting for 10 hours straight
im having a boner
>>220410726turkey
>>220410721Presumably all of the freetards aren't posting because they can't hack the captchas
>>220410726Tofu Seitan Tempeh
>>220410800>>220410800>>220410800
>>220410797the famous meats, plantfucking retarded idiot nigger
>>220410797and heterosexual examples?
Thought I'd forgotten my coffee this morning so I've been sucking on horrid instant stuff all dayWell annoyingly I just realised my mug with my nice coffee in is at the bottom of my bag at a funny angleSuppose I can have it when I get home if it's still warm
poooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
