Born to suffer editionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMCvfmAoTb4Previous >>220404894
Why do Turks smell so good?
>Born to SufferMy band name
>>220413731Canadian character btw
>>220413764ive heard their semen tastes like baklava
>>220413794Him and Deadpool too I think.
>>220413794All comics are made by chosennites
7460 always let tricks know
>>220413839Is that Eritrea blacked out?
so true
>>220413839why did eritrea have to do that 2 week special military operation?
>>220413839Why isn't Brazil disqualified for supporting Iran or South Africa for their white genocide?
>>220413875I guess so
>>220413881literally me
a 9 year old kids sent uranium to his fav YouTuber as a gift
I got nothing to live for. There's no reason why I SHOULDNT spend all day playing video games
MIGHT AS WELL JUMP>JUMP!
Slide to the left slide to the rightNOW CHA CHA REAL SLOW
Think I'm gonna masturbate
Queen
Sad question but how do you actually make a connection because without connection the sex just feels empty?
>>220413839USA being allowed is proof all these sporting bodies like FIFA and IOC are full of shit. I don’t care if they’re hosting.
>>220413948You need to date!
>>220413930Van Halen's only number one song
Yes I will fap to JAV today
>>220413987>>220413967
>>220413881type shi bro send me when he puts in a job application
https://youtu.be/R_iIJdjkw-c?si=oDSICuQCRe_VlXa8Watch the second one. Drunk Latina with huge tits is found passed out in her car with her tits hanging out. She has a great pair
*THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP*
>>220413979Nigga, Eurovision kicked Russia out because they attacked Ukraine but then allowed Israel in the competition and bans countries for opposing Israel's involvement lol none of this stuff ackchually has to do with rules
>>220414012corr proper nice hangers
>>220414012I hope she has a cute dick
I'm just a humble ass motherfucker with a big ass dick
>>220414032I didn’t know that but it doesn’t surprise me.
>>220413839>shitalyLMAO
Russia and Israel should be kicked out of everything
>>220414109This thread is sponsored by warthunder
>>220414109Stata zitt coglione
>>220413839Way too many teams, ridiculous
>>220414109The funniest part is that they got knocked out by Bosnia, whom they were celebrating being up against because they considered it an easy win lol
I cum in piss
Want the ayyys to put me in the species preservation dome so I can convince them male humans need nightshade to enter our mating period then once all the other men are dead i'll just neet and goon until old age claims me ensuring humans go extinct
>>220413921Why is she so close to the camera
the dream is to be alone until I die in like 2 years
>>220414167https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZLBPMKLlnE
>>220414200Its just a balloon or a drone bro aliens are not real
So, what's the joke this year?
>>220414164Didn't they win the Euros like this decade?
>>220414200They'd probably just sedate you then surgically extract your genitals and semen to inseminate the females artificially after pulling that stunt
>>220414285Not if I chew my testicles off first
>>220414281Yes, they beat Ingerland in 2020. Yet Italy has failed to qualify for the World Cup for the THIRD time in a row. Quite embarassing!
Party of good Christian family values btw
>>220414255my life
>>220414376Are you denying his gender and kinkshaming!!!???
I actually like this April fools gag a lot These characters are giving me a sense of nostalgia and it's fun
>>220414376Not really a religion basher or anything, but Christians are genuine assholes.
>>220414415Jews be like this
>>220414376I bet the VP does this shit too. He seems like a homo.
>>220414415How so
Damn homegirl is only 54?? With all the farina and shit she cakes on her face, I woulda thought she was well into her 60s
>>220414376Honbeast maxxing
>>220414412I haven't found April Fool's Day jokes funny since 2020. Everything has just been kinda grim
>>220414376>>220414457Obsessed
3 drinks and im buzzed what the fuuu
>>220414500Ufff. Don't make a nigga crave, brotha.
Best one was when they added emojis because it was an actual improvement
>>220414487You should probably keep that to yourself homie
>>220414463The stock trading one was great
That's the best they could come up with?
>>220414500texass?
>>220414500I got one of the capthas right it was cirno!!! Yatta
>>220414453In America psychopath evangelicals use religion as a way to justify stepping on people to get ahead
>>220414487Tu nun capit, Im all for Orangeman, I just didn't know the chick was only 54
>>220414112>Killing mudslimes is bad!
Idk about you fellas but I really hate it when old whores make barely any effort to pretend to be into it, like "oh yeah baby yeah harder"If you're not even going to try and act at least you could just be silent, you know
>>220414543In what way is this unique to evangelicals, in a capitalist society
>>220414545What DO you know? Apart from making pesce insalat
GOT ONE!
>>220414525Yeah that was fun. I was doing that shit the whole day.
I want to kiss DiStefano
>>220414561Tropp' assaje if I'm honest
>>220414376Please don't kink shame, that's toxic sis
>>220414514Sorry. Stick with the program!!!I have to go to the castle study and read up on my welsh history now so ill probably use moderation more now>>220414530Texas ranger? I hardly know er>>220414525I liked the one with the cute girls. I was team mint
>>220414563I got that one but I thoughtlessly entered in “Dr. Pavel.” I’m such a fraud.
>>220414588How about you kiss the curb pal?
>>220414550Shooting children is bad
>>220414613How about you come cuddle with me?
Just won an argument
>>220414543Stepping on others to get ahead is just kinda society in general doesn't matter the religion, that's life
I don't watch tranime, who's this
>>220414616That's more like that family guy colour palette meme
>>220414613You’re not invited to my box social
>>220414640no you didn't
>>220414648sailor moon
shin of the hi shi unit
>>220414557what can you expect with an old whore you get what you pay for
Is it really 3 months to summer? It feels much closer
>>220414648Just right click and do a reverse image search, that's how I get all the weeb ones
I think I'm going to just unironically take steroids
>>220414670Sexo
>>220414690That's too much work, I just cancel and hit the get captcha button again, donone captcha and it posts
>>220414670NICE
>>220414648Yo mama
>>220414693I take them ironically
I just got a captcha asking me to click on countries that compose /cum/... but forgot to cap it. ugh
>>220414648Dats tomoko kuroki from watashi ga motenai no wa dou kangaete mo omaera ga warui you baka
Clavicular sterilized himself by taking steroids
>>220414715You just cut the name from the first result lol it takes like 1 second
>>220414721What stack?
Do you guys actually have to enter the correct answer? Because I just put in any random shit and it works
>>220414747My way is even quicker
>>220414750I was just being an retard I’m a natty boy.
>>220414723
Pokemon channel was such a dog shit game
I'm having a dog shit pillow tonight
Wait a minute... the anagram of GINGER is...
>>220414753Well it doesn't "work" cuz if you put in the wrong shit you still have to solve a regular one
All I'm saying is I've never ever seen gay porn deleted that fast in /cum/ >>220414670
>>220414661Third time you posted this and I'm keeping score
>>220414737I be looking so clean that im sterilized-clavicular
Why does the guy in video related hate himself https://youtube.com/shorts/4sE2nvb8g2A
>>220414805How was it gay, wasn't it a naked woman
>>220414788I seeWhatever I’m a good boy so I’m down to two captchas which are always just rectangle rectangle triangle and then circle circle whatever weird shape
>>220414805Brian's fag spam stays up for half a day sometimes
>>220414826Missed the point award
>going back to the moon for the first time in 50 years>nobody cares
Big fan of olive oil ngl
>>220414848Nigga gas in $6 a gallon and rent is through the room. Give a damn bout the damn moon bruh
>>220414848That is also why you stopped landing on it in the first place, nobody cared after the first one.
>>220414824Thats jenny you uncultured pig shes so cool and awesome that was my favorite show ever as a kid
>>220414848I think it’s cool :)
>>220414859extra virgin for me
>>220414788Not true I called the digital circus clown bubsy 3d and it worked.
Say what you will about his beliefs but Josh Luna is actually a really good artist.
what's the point of voting anymorewhat a fucking joke
Does anyone want to fuck my ass?>>220414897Nod realy
>>220414888Pomni is a type of Bubsy
>>220414897OvercompensASIAN
what do you guys do for a living? I sell antiques
>>220414927I smear queers
>>220414616Better kill the mudslimes before they grow old.
>>220414897What are his beliefs Aren't all comic creators far leftists
>>220414927not telling
>>220414530It's midday I'm not drinking
>>220414645>>220414560>He's already on fire bro who cares if we throw gasoline on him
>>220414927I'm unironically a glowie for General Dynamics
>>220414927Security.Soon to be armed
>>220414914Trump is one of the few Republicans who has actually been pro-gay. He was like this during his first term too
>>220414930how's the pay?
>>220414939t.moloch
>>220414941He's a mentally buck broken Asian American and whites existing makes him absolutely insane
>emma is a leon fanno way I can't compete with him..
>>220414927I do a maintenance job for the post office
>>220414914As if pandering in the 11th hour is gonna curry any favors too. Ugh. The no gender change executive order is STILL fucking me over by the way. Fuck you trump
>>220414982Who tf is Emma?
>>220414973The work is its own reward!
>>220414914There's only one party, you just get to decide if it's team red jew or blue jew out front
>>220414848A rat done bit my sister Nell and whitey's on the moon
>>220414961He's not pro gay, he's just not anti gay. He doesn't give a fuck as long as you vote for him
>>220414961they're all like thatTed Cruz supported taking away the anti-sodomy laws in Texas.
I support Canadian dairy farmers
>>220414927WFH chad
>>220414914>vote for catty gay man>WTF he's acting like a catty gay man!
>>220415009Which is the way it should be /thread
where are the messssicans?
gettin real political in here huh
>>220415046at work
>>220415046siesta time
>>220415040>politicians should have no values and only seek to gain as many votes as possible Ragged pleb
>>220414914That's a 10 year old picture
Stop replying to posters that I don't like
>>220415073>So what you're are saying is *ferociously shits pants*
>>220415055Hey fellas this dudes right. Cool it with the politics.
>There's still WAY too many Indians at my collegeLiterally 1/3 of every class I have are students from India. WTF? It totally ruins the college experience for me and many other local students. How the hell did they people get in? 90% can barely or don't even speak English or French. Is the government even vetting these people?
Dis crazy yo
>>220415124Did you just find out about immigrants?
>>220415127mr pendejo mr pendejo mr pendejo
>>220415111Filename
The proud family
>>220415141Smd sissy mutt
>>220415143I can hear this even without sound.
>>220414897Not really. His people all look very stiff both their facial expressions and their body language.>>220414980He used to be but he seems to have mellowed put a lot after getting laid.
The rocket launch is on April Fools Day.NASA means deceive in Hebrew.The White House ad for the rocket launch has a song by Madonna, a well known Kabbalist witch.It also is 33 days into the Israel Iran war.
>>220415161Based
>>220415109First they shit their pants, and i said nothing because i did not have their pantsThen they shit my neighbor's pants, and i said nothing because i was not my neighborThen they shit my pants, and there was nobody left that was not in brown town
I wish I could fall asleep under water like a seal
>>220414927Special Education (life skills) teacher. I teach the tardiest of the tards.
>>220415124>Is the government even vetting these people?They are "vetted" by the Feds but much of the process is outsourced to jeet agencies in India, you can imagine how well that works.
>>220415127The m is Morocco right?
Kfc extra crispy
We might get some new posters
Just got this one
>>220415193Maybe you can go over to /Brit/ and teach them how to function properly
https://youtu.be/GJDNkVDGM_s?si=9eL0s_Uh6NMyhxLH
>>220415231Why is that
Orange man is making a special announcement later today. Any ideas on what it may be
Do you think Lane Kiffin is boning all these 20 year old girls that keep posting him in bullshit?
Ive actually never played a Skyrim or elder scrolls game
Is this like some Warhammer shit or something
>>220415268Something gay and retarded and boring probably
>>220415127there should be an african /cum/ generalCongo, Uganda and Morocco
>>220415268TND (It's an April Fools joke thoughbeit)
>>220415252Because cum is being used in captchas some people might check it out
>>220415283Me neither, unless Elden Ring counts
>>220414950What did he mean by this
>>220415283Ain't nobody talkin' bout dat, foo'
>>220415283The pecking orderDaggerfall>skyrim>morrowind>eso>arena>>>>>> oblivionDont play that shitty shit oblivion
>>220415310Sounds like a good time for me to take a break from this shit hole
>>220415268ayylmao first contact
>>220415329If only Jason was still alive to see this post
>>220415329playing the beginning of oblivion at night with my older sister thinking it's a horror game is a core memory for me
>>220415286For me it's dark angels
>>220415286I recognize dark angels imperial fists reven gardand ultramarines idk the last one tho
>>220415329>arena>>>>>> oblivioninsane opinion
>>220415320That in an already predatory capitalist hellscape religion becomes another tool for psychopaths to use people which is why it is fair to say american evangelicals are often assholes
posting while smoking weed while making burritos#responsiblestoners
I love blood angels
>>220415161dont be rude mr pendejo
>>220415286Top right looks different from the others so maybe try that one next time?
>>220415384Arena is beautiful and the quests are awesome and the world is amazing. Oblivion is stupid and bad and i hate it
I've never taken part in any kind of orgy despite being in my 30's. I'm a failure
>>220415398I asked you in what way is this unique to evangelicals
>>220415398Tranny-esque post
>>220415432the hrt is rotting your brain
Stop watching tranime
>>220415418Blood angels in the new armageddon trailer maybe we'l get some new news on mephisopn and the sanguinor and theyll do the fusion haaah and make sanguinius again after he got fused on moloch
>>220415441You didn't until just now but ok they have a much bigger reach with a toolbox of people with much lower iqs than roman catholics in the us
Going to make some cheesy nachos later today
>>220415420>dwon be rwude What the fuck are you saying, I can't understand you with my brown cock inside your sissy mutt mouth
>>220415454Im really smart
>>220415483How does that make them assholes
>>220415483>much lower iqs than roman catholics in the usHave you ever... talked to a latinx person? Lol
>>220415483>You didn't until just now>>220414560
K no more yous bud its been gay and stupid as usual
>>220415498thats not me mr pendejo
>KPassive aggressive way to let everyone know you lost an argument
>>220415518Catholic churches dont have many latinxes its mostly irish and italians the hispanics just larp being catholic but dont attend
>>220414645NTA but it's generally worse among the religious because they have a publicly acceptable way of taking advantage of others it's generally considered a faux pas to actually call out the more insane and exploitative side of christianity but they constantly preach about morals and good behavior so it makes it all the more obvious when they do something evil
>>220415607We have separate churches here just for Hispanic attendance
bf called mayo white people slop
>>220415612I don't think it's worse it's about the same in any group
this rubbing alcohol smells awesome
I might go to a bookstore today
>>220415437make a craiglist post offering to host a orgy
>>220415636Based faggot, mayonnaise sucks
>>220415639It's much worse churches literally survive off of poor retards donating their money to them in the hopes of a payoff in the afterlife
>>220415626I guess so. I have a jesuit family so i havent been on that side of the fence
>>220415669Governments survive off poor retards paying taxesAt least the church is voluntary and they actually get sometimes in return
>>220415669>churches literally survive off of poor retards donating their money to themAre you familiar with literally ANY other religion?
Lower military ranks pay slave wages
I hate gays.
>>220415692>and they actually get sometimes in returnYou get roads, infrastructure and a society for the church to not immediately be burned down >>220415716Yes and none of them are relevant in the US
>>220415718Evens out somewhat because you have much less expenses
>>220415718Yeah but you get free food and housing and free college
>>220413731what things do you enjoy about living in america?
>>220415726Anchio
>>220415733>RoadsFull of potholes >Infrastructure Crumbling Crazy how much i pay to get next to nothingAt least the church you're getting a real communist in return
>>220415738I wish i was a seaman cause you can save up so much money. Seems hype af and lowkeynuinely smartly af
>>220415733>Yes and none of them are relevant in the USJews aren't relevant in the US? Lmao
>>220415768Eastern Europe and Appalachia have similar characteristics
>>220415777esl jeet poster
>>220415777*Community
>>220415802all abrahamic slop is the same
I'm a God. How can you kill a God?
>>220415813Nope, just phone posting sloppily
>>220415831Are you the poopjeet or the tranny pagan LARPer? I'd like to use the right slurs
I saw a real pagan temple yesterday it was cool they shoul do that instead
>>220415860Jeets love jews so your attempts to defend them as a separate group is just a self report
Just jerked off to this chubby chick but she’s so plump and hot and not gross pudgy looking yea it was a good one
Here's your Asian wife brohttps://youtu.be/KXwF4nDPzEI?si=3Q3wR3cMQmpHEjF0
>>220415886There's nothing wrong with some plumpness, I like something you can grab onto
>>220415884>saar when you are calling us poopjeet it means you are being the poopjeet saarPoopjeet it is.
>>220415886remember when you were larping about having a pregnant asian wife?
>>220415936Never said she’s Asian!That is my long gone ex GF (aboriginal)Also if you kept up with my life you’d know she’s staying with her family for Easter and I’m living the best bachelor life rn
FK's birthday is next month!
my birthday is tomorrow
>>220414927Tech Support
>>220415886Our instincts are calibrated to detect when someone is healthy looking
>>220415998Happy birthday to youHappy birthdy to youHappy birthday dear anonHappy brithday to you
>>220415998HBD anon (unless this is an april fools joke)
>>220416040He said tomorrow not todayWishing hbd early is bad luck
Damn I thought Jason was dead. Would have been a nice prank.
>>220416069>Wishing hbd early is bad luckaccording to who?
>>220416069It's good luck because the fairies won't trick you on your mirthful days
>>220416069HBD FK! (59 days early)
>>220416093Germany
I have those little dimples above my butt
>>220416122
>>220416122Your venerial crags
>>220416069HBD Anon!!!
>>220416122why are they called love handles?
I eat some penis skin
>>220416033>>220416040thank you for the early wishes
>>220416006How did you get the job? I've been trying to get a job like that but it seems like entry level tech support is super flooded with applicants
>>220416122>Dimples of Venus/ApolloI don't see why every part of the human body has to be named in reference to greek/roman myth. Not every part of a lady needs to be Venus this or Aphrodite that.Except for Achilles Tendon that's fine in my book
>>220416161>>220416175Sorry to disappoint but I’m a man>>220416197Love handles is when you have fat hips which I do not
>>220416243The entire medical profession uses Roman Terminology. Law too . It's a Greco Roman country get over it
>>220416006Do the needful
>>220416243Typical juno post
>>220416243Oh cool I didn’t know they had an actual name.
New thread time!
>>220416232I was in the Army for a stint to get the GI Bill, when I got out I got scooped up by a head hunter a few months later, that was 5 years ago so it was mostly luck I got the job when I did.
Shall be going to Mexico Monday
>>220416351Were you a 25B?
>>220416354I wish that were me. I need a tan
>>220416340Not my problem
NEW>>220416387
>>220415902dang, she nuts
>>220416354where?for how long?
>>220416354>Shall be going to Mexico Monday>>220416531>>>220416354>where?>for how long?
>>220416531Oaxaca for a week
>>220416232>entry level tech supportEntry level tech support is literally just call center work, go work at any call center and you'll have an advantage on experience
