GREATEST EVER THREAD edition
first for rupert lowe and restore
>>43708812 >>43708812 >>43708812 we're all in here
always apologised though
Why Keir always look like he is afraid of being raped by a roadman when he talks
in bed listening to music
im sorry
>>220417827Real men never apologise
>>220417852im at my office desk listening to AM
>>220417798
>>220417872Their first album was their best
beddy bo bo's time x
>>220417911same im in bedford bo bos x
>>220417911night night
unemployment will never be cool
>>220417911
>>220417911>>220417918>>220417930>>220417938cute posters
>>220417826>(Dead)
>start a war>lose>beg others to fix itlmao
Need Emma Watson’s farts fed directly up my nose.
rorke having his bisexual disney villain musical awakening in his smegy incel command centre to Heidi Montag's "I'll Do It"
only 37 minutes lefthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tf_UjBMIzNo
>>220417911Goodnight nigger
>>220417971what if they blow it up to distract us from the iran war and epstein files
>>220417988then i will donate another $10k to israel
>>220417971inb4 it blows up like Challenger did
>>220417952our oil comes from the us lol
Toad wizard - Mario
>>220417996protestants be like
>>220418006this is her aunt btw
I got arsed raped as a child
>>220417903hmm maybecant really decide on WPSIATWIN and AMboth absolutely leagues above humbug and that other one im forgetting between thesethe car and TBHC just about holding their ownFWN clobbering both with a metal post it found in a disused building site
>>220418006get her shagged (the aunt btw before you come looking for me)
>arsed raped
you lads see Discord's April Fools prank today? LOL!
we throwing niggas around again. we are so back
noel fielding makes a pretty fuckable woman
>>220418028Good fuckin lord
>>220418048corg
i got arse raped by a child and i was the one to get arrested for it how is that fair
>>220418051that's Amy Winehouse
Axl Rose has died :\
>>220418064woke stasi innit
jarvis uninstall the gay extension
>>220417952to be fair, as a net exporter, skyrocketing fuel prices can only help their oil lobbyof course, it fucks over the average american just as much as it does the rest of the world, but they don't care about that because americans are goycattle who could never amount to something like the gilets jaunes and 30% of the population will still vote for them no matter what happens
>>220418048I don't use discord as I am not attractive to children
>>220418070Nah bro is immortal
>>220418032
>>220418085um
id just like to apologize for my behaviour in the last thread. I dont know what came over me
it's called car island because thats where all the petrol comes from
>>220418095
>>220418081yeah that seems to be the case. their miga goyim are now saying that high petrol prices are actually good
niggas really see a picture of a child and think "people want to have sex with that child"wtf is wrong with you
sneed heil
be careful my dad isan INSANE forklift driverwith 100 confirmed killsand POOR grasp on reality
Tfw no footie playing gf
>>220418095The dystopian part is these shirts are probably made by child laborers in Vietnam or China
>>220418135kahtim except I am the dad
they should put neets in this rocket. nobody would care if it went wrong and thy all died
>>220418139want to compete with china? get the kids down the coal mines pronto
>>220418138Yeah im gonna say CorrrrI'll take blondie
>>220418095id put my kid in one of these but where it says dont mess with me my bf's 25
How was toiling today lads? Today I lifted weights, ate tasty protein dense food and played vidya. Thanks for pip/uc I can live a low cortisol life
>>220418162put 2200 quid in the isa as it's months endthanks for asking
>>220418162You live with your parents
>>220418162i made a lot more money than you did and that's for sure
>>220418125I think actual chocolate people seem more into grandmas and that. You see a lot of black fellas raping white pensioners. Dunno why. Reckon a lot of it is their animalistic need to get it into a hole. Explains all the down low niggas
>>220418162>tasty protein dense foodSuch as...? Eggs? Chicken?
>>220418177hopefully you'll be able to finally enjoy life when you're 67
>>220418177>>220418178>>220418179Thanks for paying my stress free life>>220418193Lots of beef, steak, eggs, cheese, protein powder, tuna, chicken etc
SIX SEVEN SIKX SEVBNM SSNEVNEBENEN
if you're triggered by the prospect of getting naked in front of the doctor it's a reasonable adjustment to expect them to get naked in solidarity
Happy Passover lads
>>220418199>67Haha you said the zoomer number.
>>220418199can take money out of an isa whenever you want
One time a GP asked me if he could stick his finger up my bum. What sane man would agree to that
in the heat of lisbonfans came in their thousandsto see the bhoys become champ-i-ons_ _ !
>>220418237I had a girl GP do that to me. Had a wank to the thought of it later
>>220418237same happened to me but it wasn't a GP and it was in the toilets at a bar and i said yes
One of my friends got a prostate exam and came all over the floor
trumpy doing his addressy dress to his nation in a few hours wonder what itll be
>>220418237the most sane. thats the only way for a man to orgasm. you should be institutionalised . you're mental and also a bigot
hi cuties
>>22041825067!
>>220418266he'll be announcing pooey lynx lad merch
>>220418237True, should skip the foreplay and get that willy in right away
nearly time to "sleep" aka lie awake for 2 hours doing nothing before periodically losing consciousness and waking up frequently in restless fraught panic for a grand total of maybe 3-4 hours of actual quality sleep
>>220418284definitely a man
>take week off work>expect to have day with nothing to do>keep getting invited to thingsSocial life is really cutting into my shitposting time
I'd be shitting myself if i was on that artemis rocket
>>220418304not a problem haha
I'm 6'5'' can I pass as an elf woman
I prefer julian barratt
why did 4 divorce 5because 5 had sex (six) with 7
>>220418319Maybe a Tolkein elf, but not a Freiren or D&D elf
>>22041833167
six twooo
>>220418274The only way for me to orgasm is under a qt riding me or me pumping into her as she wraps her legs around me. Feels heavenly
anime
Why did 7 fear 8Because 8 9 10
tumny's gurgling
>>220418316um
kinda mad how propane nightmares was 18 years ago, innitlets be realwe're gonna be 40 years old posting on 4chanit's never been so over for so few
>Hot dog >Jumping frog>Albuquerque
Why are they all like this?
ChatGPT said Im a 7/10 with high masculine features
pretty sure you may not post that
>>220418379interesting
>The Artemis II mission is scheduled to last approximately 10 dayswho cares
can I have sex with AI yet
>>220418396<3
want someone who loves me and i love them
proto-rorke losing the audience on jeremy kyle by talking about campaigning for the BNP
>>220418391SOMETHINGIS CHANGING
>>220418388thats how you know theyre fully self aware and not tik tok automatons like most w*men
>>220418460I love you
>>220418391at least society is collapsing so itll be over for us at the same time it's over for every chad also
10 minutes lads
get the boats sunk
>>220418484we dont know each other i dont know anyone
that's one small step for man..........one giant leap for mankind
>>220418511I know you
>>220418501yeah 10 minutes until they launch that WOKE rocket to the so called moon
>>220418525no u dont
screaming
rocket just exploded
>>220418520wasnt really though was it. we did it and then failed to meet every other expectation of uswe're the fail planet of fail sons and daughters. god is disappoint
hold your colour > immersion > in silico
>>220418547heyy girly x
>>220418420where will they do poo poos
>>220418545the woman who turned BAP's followers straight (sort of)
>>220418548Poley?
>indian woman theretheyre ngmi
rockrock is go
>>220418548I can see a bit of beard ffs
rocket's just gone up my arse
>>220418568the very same ribena than gave a piss
oh they just decided to stop it and give it up, NASA just decided to give up going to space
>>220418139China and Vietnam are way past these practices bro. China is now mogging you in both software and hardware.
fuck off
>>220418619queen
nasa exists just to placate normies who think humanity has a point except for rich fucks killing and raping people
astrororke
expecting them to die
yeah theyre not gonna make it...
Victoria Coren sex arse
>>220418659they expect one of us in the wreckage brother
made brit/pol/ for the first timevery exciting stuff
>>220418663theyve bloody fallen over dear god
just ordered a paki pizza
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPupkTxFegcwe're all in here
salamanda palaganda oooooh
A Don doesn't wear shorts.
Wikipedia doesn't say anything about it but the woman astronaut is setting off my jewdar
been stuck at 10 minutes for at least 10 minutesdont think theyre going lads
>>220418698>KochNo, can't be a jew. Doesn't get WASPy than Koch
Launch countdown has resumed.
>>220418698ok
They're going BLACK to the Moon
>>220418713time dilation innit
>>220418713we gaan now mate
rocket just blew up and all the space poo came out
>>220418698her role on the mission is to drain the balls of the other 3 astronauts
what if we get into space and the sun is just a big light on a black ceiling?
>>220418740bradley seen creasing on the ground
they're gonna scrub the mission and get mulder and scully in to investigate a spooky ghost
>>220418399>AI>Illegal pics
>>220418698will they be presenting the effect on the female form of time in spacethe shape of breasts and such
>>220418742um
Do you watch mild-mannered fatyank? https://youtu.be/uBG0Rr3g0B8
TURN ON ITV IRANS JUST NUCKED THE ROCKET
they should have got Forsen to present this NASA stream
that rocket belongs up my arse
>>220418791why the heck
TURN ON ITV IRANS JUST NANTUCKETED THE ROCKET
The life lottery is so brutalYou can be born in Norway or you can be born in Bangladesh, and obviously the former is infinitely better than the latter in every single way it just gets mogged to oblivion and it was all pure chancebut you could be born in Norway but have severe disabilities, and that's also brutal because you were one genetic mutation away from having a really great happy lifeIf a God exists he is a cruel God
rocket live chat full of people arguing about israel
My rocket is ready to launch in Emma Watson’s fanny.
oh my gosh lol
dont think it should be smoking like htat
UM
>>220418831ok, so you're a rocket scientist
gimli is in the engine
>>220418831they're gimbli'ing the engines
IT JUST BLEW UP WTF
>recycled engines from the space shuttletheyre literally all gonna die
shartemis poo
Hi lads, hows it going
imagine if it was powered by farts haha
stream? too lazy to look and i want someone else to do the work for me
Will scream if it blows up
what happens if the woman astronaut has an orgasm during launch, because of the forces and such
>>220418869https://www.youtube.com/live/CXOScAb27mM?si=1NP4b8sto1tPSdw_
>>220418869https://www.nytimes.com/live/2026/04/01/science/moon-nasa-artemis-launch
>>220418869https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ut729170L0M
>>220418825from a materialist perspective this certainly makes no sense, don't think there was a chance a tiger could have been born a chicken
>>220418825yes on paper I would be an absolute chad but i was born with severe autism so I am just a humble /brit/poster
10
Why are you moids so cruel?
LOL
woo hoo
annoying that there are mongs who think this is fake
>>220418887cool just come on /brit/ and seen this i forgot all about it
so they're not actually landing on the moon then are they
IT JUST BLEW UP OH MY GOD LOOK AT THE SMOKE
its going to blow
>>220418845that dont impressameeee much
mad how this is an event for us but in a hundred years time it'll just be a casual trip
seriously though imagine the butterflies in your stomach if you were in thatmental
>>220418932Mad isnt it
It looks like its going downwards
>>220418931thata what they said in 1963 you thick cunt and look where we are nowposting with dickhead likes you
OH FUUXCK
SRB separation confirmed
how long till they get back?
god speed
why dont they have a livestream inside hte cabinwaste of time
whats shit is that artemis can't return the SRBs for another use, they're disposablespacex absolutely shitting on ula here
Someone qrd me on why this is such an important and historical launch
>>220418952two shakes of a rabbits tail
parts are falling off
>>220418952about 4 days
Genuinely want to chin old cunts who go to local small shops to buy their entire fucking weekly shopping and hold up the queue
right its just blown up
>>220418967first time humans been back for at least a look at the moon since the 70sspace race getting rebooted boys
>wiseman gloverthey'll be fine then
moon space devil magic ?
a safe launch wahey
>>220418967going the distance of the moon for the first time in like 50 years or so
>NEW: Two migrants die trying to board Britain-bound small boat near Calais
theyre not showing whats inside the rocket because its all fakewaste of fucking time
THEY’RE ALL FUCKING DEAD
>>220418993they're not landing though are they?>>220419004i thought the moon wasn't even that far away, is the international space station a lot closer?
>>220418967first time going to the moon in 50 years + it will be the furthest humans have ever gone
mate your stream's lagging you need to sort it out
>>220419012/brit/ mourns the loss of these two doctors and/or engineers
what a let downnot fair boomers got two rocket explosions and this is all we get
it looks like a `poo seal`
>>220419040reckon this one will just disappear and we never find it
reckon they can handle the rest without me, heading off to bed
>>220419026are you a fucking spaz
Ada Wong Sex Arse
just got banned from the /brit/scord for soliciting sex from someone underage :\
USA wins again
too late to see an explosion now or could it crash into the moon?
>>220419026>i thought the moon wasn't even that far away, is the international space station a lot closer?scream
>>220419062Um
>>220419026>they're not landing though are they?no but there's a stiffy in the post for real space explorationgetting people on the moon long-term like the iss
>>220419026ISS = 250 milesMoon = 240 000 miles
WHY DONT THEY SHOW INSIDE THE CABIN
>>220419026screa
>>220418762They already found all that out with Sally RideRussians probably sent loads of women in space too but covered it up
>>220419082nsfw
>>220419026moon is about 40 earths away from earth
did blud seriously just ask if the moon is far awayomfdz looool
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTnKOLUGAtc
right thats sex
SWC
>>220419026do yourself a favour and buy Space Engine when it's on sale, you'll gain a clue about the scale of space then
>>220419106get the fucking stage separated rorke
butt plug
>>220419026>i thought the moon wasn't even that far away, is the international space station a lot closer?
reckon any of them have gone insane yet?
rorke establishing his own moon mission (setting up an extension ladder on his mum's roof)
get them housedget them wankedget them into space
>>220419119tempted to get the ksp installed again and flounder because im simply too small brained for astro-propulsion
This is where phoneposting sucksCan’t chat and watch at the same time
roke
right is that it then?
He's going to try and save face by saying he was trolling
space diet
>>220419146pissing screaming
>>220419146ktim
To be fair the moon is surprisingly far away
>>220419085Sally Ride was such a qt. Shame about her being a carpetmuncher and all.
>>220419156>green teagone woke unfortunately
>>220419142yes, cor, get the migrants blasted into space, and their lawyers too
>>220419146I unironically despise this peasant entitlement. Knows next to nothing about what's happening and isn't just sitting gratefully, that he even gets to experience any of this.
>>220419026Moron
12 minutes and still no view of the insideits all a fuckign JOKE
>>220419175why is she doing the quirk chungus face
>>220419200they're all dead, matet. inside the capsule, gone mad with being in space and that
getting the azumanga daioh downloaded
>>220419206Bizarre post
>>220419200sure you want to see whats going on in there rorke?
>>220419156why are yanks so obsessed with "hot sauce"
>>220419175umm, looks exactly like me wtf
rorke flailing his arms and throwing his shit at the walls because the big rocket blasted off
I avatarfagged with Tomoko Kuroki 12 years ago, gods I was a faggot then
>>220419206
>>220419228hi sam
>>220419240
>>220419156>apple ciderthey snuck a few frosty jacks on for good measure, get in it's a party onboard
right well now they fly around the earth for two days
a timely reminder to support the australian acting industry and watch event horizon (1997)
no need to put the foids on
>>220419225why are brits so obsessed with pea sauce
im turning off this shit if theyre not showing the insidefucking sick of it
Right you're all laughing but they just said its 4 days away, why is this considered far? It was ages ago elon was yapping about getting to mars in the next few decades, that sounds laughable to me.
>>220419262might smash the mad max on if it's anything
caring about space is embarrassinggrow up
right that's enough of space claptrap for me, back to my pooey arse wank
>>220419232
>>220419270they're having an orgy
>>220419262not bad, but i think sunshine is the primo sci-fi cosmic horror film
>>220419175>carpetmunchershe was married
right that's enough of space claptrap for me, back to my vodka
>>220419288thats right lad back to the man kick ball
>>220419274yes yes well done you baited everyone by pretending to be stupid, don't push it
>>220419274wonder what its like doing poos in spacemust be hard to squueze it out
>>220419301are Clala
>>220419274Mars is 140 million miles away
rearranging the set and applying sweat to their brows
>>220419306Ever heard of a beard?>Having been married to astronaut Steven Hawley during her spaceflight years and in a private, long-term relationship with former Women's Tennis Association player Tam O'Shaughnessy, she is the first astronaut known to have been LGBTQ, a fact that she hid until her death, when her obituary identified O'Shaughnessy as her partner of 27 years. She died of pancreatic cancer in 2012.
why is Elon Musk called Elon Musk anyway
might get the beers in
>>220419301>face higher quality than rest of imageThis is a forgery
>>220419345he's named after a mars colonist character in werner braun's sci-fi novelsyes werner braun the nazi rocketman
>>220419345traditional Afrikaans name
>>220419345His family's surname is 'Musk' and his parents named him 'Elon'.
>>220419345british dutch south african canadian born of a model and grandson of a chiropractor literally a combination of the worst people in history
love man musk me
>>220419316Yeah so like 500 times the distance, not even worth pretending is it. We did this trip 63 years ago except better.
>>220419364>its realwhole family of cringe bastards
canada liberal on one
Somebody please make the sodding new
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