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>>220423578MEGA FART!!
Ariel Pink Pussy
>>220423578bestest edition
>>220423590noooooice
see? he's as fidelis as it gets.
Doggy Dog Dog
isnt it cray cray that we literally eat a rock (salt is a rock)humans be seasoning they food with rocks
>>220423598hilarious that all it took to trigger MIGAtards was a 3 centuries old cocktail
>>220423578Good old pups, lovely pups!
>>220423578d'ye like dags?!?
/cum/ is senran kagura general
>>220423603well, it sounds weird when you put it like that. but our bodies do need, and naturally contain, sodium. the same way we naturally have a water, iron or whatever-the-flip content. so i'll have a little mineral on my spuds, thank you.
yall know what i mean by duderanch if you watched easy rider
>>220423667but we dont grind iron rocks and season our food with it
>>220423582https://youtu.be/H4GtViLD7N4?si=MySbNcAGJlWrIM5H
It would be cool if fantastical things could happen, like that backrooms, imagine someone finds the backrooms, like you can just go through a wall somewhere so he goes and tells people, he likes tries to find people of influence to see it so they can study it because he knows it's crazy, he goes like to the mayor you got to see this and he gets the mayor to come and all these professors and shit so when he goes to show them, he goes to through the wall but then it's never seen again, the study the wall, the close the building, but it's just an ordinary wall, no one can explain it, the guy is never seen again, no one can believe it, there's nowhere to go with it, it's a dead end so it's never reported, no one would ever believe it without evidence, he gets filed as missing and the thing ends there
>>220423642Big fan of dawgs
>>220423674puh! look at this joker, not grinding up some cadmium or nickel onto his fries. you canadians, i swear...
Hello, I Love YouLove StreetWe Could Be So Good TogetherSummer's Almost GoneMy Wild LoveSpanish CaravanThe Unknown SoldierNot To Touch The EarthFive To OneYes, The River Knows
There's a monkey throwing shit in the thread
>>220423683Cutting dog ears should be illegal
What about a rock lobster?
There is a leaf stowaway on the Artemis crew. Are leafs going to sabotage the moon? More at 12AM.
>>220423707corr reddit is the worst
>>220423707Only watched the martian and wolf out of all these
>>220423707I enjoyed jojo rabbit
>>220423705I actually didn't notice
>>220423707Why Baby DriverAlso Scott Pilgrim is debatable
>>220423707It should just be filled with marvel slop
>>220423707baby driver awful titleimagine supposed to be likethe driver or drivebut babybuti just fink of that gay little simon and garfunkel song which seems completely antithetical to diss kinda film
>>220423707i still dont get why /tv/ hates the martian so much
>>220423699https://youtu.be/9ov9DvOvjnE
whoa guys.... vinegar is like double alcohol, they literally did the same process again to the alcohol and it became vinegar, its literally uberalcohol, and thats so fucked up
>>220423748idk about /tv/ but the quips are unbearable in The Martian. The movie is just a nonstop barrage of quips and it ruins any tension and drama
I remember one of my old high school classmates saying Cabin in the Woods sounds like a porno
omg..... vinegar is the GHOST of alcohol
>>220423748BECAUSE ITS REDDITDUH
>>220423764a character in that movie says the word "libtard"
>>220423765So alcohol is the ghost of sugar and sugar is the ghost of the sun
>>220423764/tv/ scammed me into watching that, it was dogshit
No more clussy posting
>>220423707I liked the black spiderman movie
>>220423773Based
>>220423784wtf?! this is getting spookier by the minute
Before bed every night I take a sleeping pill. Then after about 40 minutes I make myself a high fiber low cal tortilla with some strawberry jam on the inside. The sleeping pill drops blood sugar so the jam tastes incredible. And it's 300-350 cals are most for two.
I can feel a poo in my ass and it's annoying the shit out of me
>>220423795The first one is better
the milk in the fridge should still have another week before its best buy date but I can already taste it turning sour
>>220423807that's the one I meant I think
POO SEAL o algo
Other than hating The Martian and a few other specific movies, /tv/‘s taste is almost indistinguishable from r/movies.
>>220423806You wouldn't have this problem if you ate enough fiber.
No /brit/ gimmicks allowed
Manifesting a naked woman
>>220423804im lucky i dont hafta count calories at all coz i exercise so much
>>220423840Jesus, man. Aren't we all.
>>220423804*kisses you on the cheek*
Emergency 3am shit for just a lil nug
Got a new pillowberg
>>220423811are you a moron?"best buy date"is for unopened milkholy fucking shitmilk goes bad in a week in the fridge
MFW I remember that time a dozen hikineet trannies pooled their gofundme gibs and bought a patch of dirt in Colorado to LARP as ranchers and hoarded 200 alpacas, then 60+ of their alpacas starved and froze to death during winter because their small plot of land was overgrazed to hell, and the troons had to dig a mass grave like it was fucking Aushwitz for the 'pacas
>>220423856sit on it to de-poof it, but don't fart into it.
could go to bar karaoke tomorrow but I wont meet anybody and itd be cheaper to just buy beer from the liqour storewut do?
>>220423864Go to the bar and try to get drunk and laid
>>220423858you're correct, anything opened is automatically up to smell-test, regardless of printed carton. but you didn't have to call him a moron.
I just found out women have several warm holes in their body and you get to stick your wiener in there and pee if they like you enough.
>>220423811how long have you had that fucking milk open forholy weptthrow dat shidd out, n****
>>220423874im sorrythats just really dumblike bro relly needs to learn sum shidd coz god knows what else he has been mishandling in the kitchen
Hope this brit gets stabbed by a paki
>>220423891true true
>>220423891would be funnier if he gets ""groomed""
>>220423874you shouldnt even need a smell test. look at how long it says to drink it after opening. smell test is only for after that period albeit some fings like eggs will last literally weeks after their best before datebut milkno no no
raw meat?yeh dont take any chances yogurt? yeha you can probs leave that for however
>>220423714They had to dit h their only other contribution when they nixed the gateway so this was the only way to really get canada on board
>>220423912honestly, i don't really trust any dairy to stay good. love milk and cheese, but i always buy small blocks and half-gallons. hurry and shred it onto something, cook with it, have it with a pb&j, then toss it.
Finna whip out the old phallic organ
cheese anudda wun that dont REALLY go off but ofcourse like depending on cheese if you wait too long it might not taste very good
>>220423943how do you think cheese is made, you fucking imbecile
guess depends on cheese thomozerella may be exceptionfink cheddar like is wun that is quite reliable
>>220423755roman plebs and slaves used to drink watered down vinegar. Also roman legions carried it around as their water supply
this april fools really sucked because I have to auto fail the captcha for not memorizing every stupid fucking /jp/ character or fallout NPC
>>220423862Wait did that really fucking happen? Poor alpacas
>>220423964>Fallout NPCIt was only 1 tho
>>220423954wtf are you talking aboutwhat youre implying implies theres no diffrence between specific process by which fings like.cheese and yogurt are made as opposed to food going offvery stupid reasoninglittle man
>>220423977I've gotten 2
>>220423964easy pete was the only one i knew. i was able to pass the jojo hat guy just by googling that very quickly haha
>>220423984Someone apparently got jason
Watching Nichijou
>people actually tried to do the april fools captchas rather than just skipping it getting a new captcha
The only April fools that was fun was the one where everyone was divided into 4 teams like peanut butter/chocolate etc. You had to shitpost to get your teams points up. We peanut butter won, I did a few tours back then It's probably been 10 years since >tfw
>>220423989Hahahh ahhhhh Jason is quite the character here.
I’m gonna eat soup and cheese and sausage and pickles weeewewew
>>220423987wtf I never got speedwagonalso what the fuck is this, are you supposed to triforce or do the meme where you fail it
>>220423993oh, you're no fun. those frown lines add up!
I would have liked it much more if the captchas games like Tetris and doom levels and shit, can you imagine, of course that would mean phone posters wouldn't see it and I'm sure that would be too much effort to implement for them
>>220424009top middle, yeah. that's what i'd try.
>>220423699That’s Pomni circus! I watch that show because I’m a loser heheh
just did a poop
>>220424009i presume triforce is the answer
HD squall looks kinda weird
I missed this whole gimmick because I have a 4chan pass
when was the year they did the rake one was that two years ago or three now i forget
> because I have a 4chan pass
>>220424085do zell as tom cruise
i liked the stock trading one and the doge one and the emote onethey were fun
>>220424087it's just a fake captcha you can enter in anything and go to the real one
>>220424106Emote one was great
>>220424085Dlss 5?
>>220424103I didn't make that but that would match zell
Nicholas Cage is hit or miss but he's a good actor
>>220424142In real life he purchased an entire Tyrannosaurus rex skeleton (among othrt things) and went into debt
The only reason to have chest hair is to spray a massive cum load all over yourself and get several globs stuck in the hair so you can have an easy breezy snack on the go.
I think I missed one or two due to gay ass 3d shit.
Aura farming (not showering) this morning
>>220423707>2011>not Harry Potter/tv/ is a bunch of faggots.
>>220423997I guess no newfags know about this
FUCK YOU MEAN I MISTYPED THE CAPTCHA, I KNOW WHO CHEN IS YOU FUCKING FAGGOT
>>220424199i only shower when i feel greasy or dusty (desert state). i used to be sort obsessive about having NO smell, bad or good. no body odor, but no cologne either. but eventually i fell into this routine of only washing, no deodorant, just a scrub. and i tell you, having a (clean) natural smell does something for women. it's hard for me to believe in, i dunno, pheromones or whatever? but it did something. i went from walking around with some melancholic music playing to having ladies at the grocery store flirt with me. i guess the lesson is, keep clean, but *only* clean. otherwise, let your body be. it knows what it's doing.
thinkin about gock
>>220423997I was on Team Chocolate, I went to bed and thought we'd won only to wake up to the peanut butter victory
>>220424199
>>220423991Yuuko carried that show. Her and nano
>>220424271But how is an air fryer getting hot enough to off gas aluminum
>>220424276you thought you stood a chance against Big Legume? you pathetic fool.
goodnight
>>220424282Lol
>>220424199>>220424271I shower every day. It's just part of my routine and always has been except for when I'm innawoods (which I never am anymore because I live in this shithole now).>>220424273Something funny I find about normalfags is that they think trannies like futa and that futacons like trannies. Couldn't be further from the truth, these two groups hate each other more than almost anyone online.
Idea: sex with prime Emma Watson.
>>220424276I was working overtime to ensure our victory It was fun
>>220424363is that an ironing board??
>>220424374If she had bigger boobs she would have been a certified 10/10.
>>220424380who knows but that hardly even counts as a "woman" in my book like 6/10
>>220424380If she had bigger tits she'd literally be Asuka
Saw a girl with the raccoon hairstyle today
>>220424418I assume you live in California, Arizona, or Nevada?
why do americans openly elect jewish pedophiles who increase the cost of gasoline
>>220424418I feel like it would look bad on most women
Lmfao>>220424446Evangelicalism.
>>220424446Why do Canadians do the same thing?
>>220424461It looked kind of dry in my opinion
The Persian gf
>>220424490What does ‘dry’ mean in that context? Was her pussy dry?
>>220424496her hair looked dry/damagedlike she uses heat on it too much
Should I go to the strip club alone? I've never been
>>220424505Oh the hair was dry. Yeah That makes sense. Too much heat or a cheap dye job.
>>220424509>Should I go to the strip club alone?How open are you to the idea of constant loud shitty music and having to struggle with other ugly people for the attention of a handful of whroes, all while the drinks are watered down and overpriced and everyone has an erection?
have you guys seen that video of the asian guy taking a big gooey bite out of a giant green caterpillar and immediately throwing up
>>220424527Post it
>>220424509I’ve never been to a strip club either and I don’t think I’ll ever go. I don’t think I’d be able to get into it.
>>220424509you might see some nice titties
>>220424492oh Lord
I love Taylor Swift!
>>220424492Tetas muy grande. Panoncha msmalll, dawg.
>>220424492Once they get a reduction it’s just a bummer to see they way they were before,
>>220424522I'm craving female attention bro
>>220424509no, they suck. because you can't just sit there, you have to either tip the girls, or order the worst food you've ever had. or as >>220424522 said, the lamest drinks you've ever NOT felt. so you're just sat in a mental stress position. 'what a lovely pair of breasts, sure would be nice if i could actually touch them, or watch them in a room without other men, or not feel pressured to buy wings i won't eat or a drink that won't work.'
>>220424594Reductions are always a downgrade
>>220424595Me too but you're not gonna get it at a strip club...unless you pay ig but that's so fake and inauthentic I wouldn't say it's worth it at all.
>>220424492I'd put my dih in he
>>220424595>I'm craving female attention broI know exactly how you feel nigganon but it's just not worth it, literally in terms of money and time or figuratively in terms of status and relationships.If you're that desperate to get your rocks off you should mosey on down to Vegas and grab yourself a skank or try and hit up a local OF girl on Xitter in your area that tickles your fancy.I personally can't do either because 1. I'm too poor and 2. I'm too prideful.If I could disable the part of my brain that feels sexual attraction or tell my family to fuck off about badgering me to get a bitch/gf/wife I would, but I can't.I've stopped watching porn since Ash Wednesday and sent my libido downwards, so that helps a lot I guess. Problem is I've just replaced it with fucking around online instead of jerking off.
>>220424595same, but anytime they give it to me, i wind up feeling like a burnt match.
I would feel creepy at a strip club and even more so paying for a prostitute. I know 4chan isn’t exactly the feminism zone but it just feels like I would be supporting and industry of exploitation. Reducing love and sex to a financial transaction just doesn’t sit right with me. I guess maybe a strip club isn’t so bad but I don’t think I could get in ‘the mood’ knowing those women are pretending to be interested in me to escape poverty.
China is going to build a moon base before us
>>220424749John Madden
>>220424736>it just feels like I would be supporting and industry of exploitationI agree with this but I also see it as more of a national pride thing. I don't want to contribute to the moral and cultural decay of the place I live, it's like shitting where you eat.I'd probably be more open to sex tourism but again I'm a poorfag and don't like Mexicans so there's no options for me in that regard.
>>220424763What about the man?
>>220424778Who shit in YOUR cornflakes?!
>>220424786You saying “moonbase” triggered a flashback in my brainhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hv6RbEOlqRoaeiou
>>220424736there's nothing wrong with not wanting to pay to degrade something primordial. i feel the exact same way. when i went, it was a friend's bachelor party. he got a lap dance, and i have never felt so awkward in my life. and i'm a bar fly! it takes a bit to make me feel shame, but something about it... i don't know. something in me felt sick. luckily we all went bowling later, and that was a lot more fun. plus, any breasts you see for free, hey, how can you complain?
>>220424778Enjoy your 3-day.
>>220424793you did. fucking shithole nation of goy slaves fuck you. kike slave.
>>220424811>groom getting a lapdance Grounds for divorce
>>220424805This one toohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1B488z1MmaA
>>220424778We don't accept slurs or racism in our community. F*ck off and stay out.
>>220424811Yeah that’s pretty much how I feel. Seeing some tits would be great. But the whole thing just feels weird to me. I’m not gonna start protesting outside strip clubs or anything but it’s just not for me.
>>220424827they did, actually. he put on niceties, but we found out years later he had been hitting her and stalking her through the divorce. again, uncomfortable atmosphere. he was a prick.
>>220424868you willingly take jew cock up your ass
>>220424868yes we do, fagtard
I went to a strip club for the first time last September and even though I'm a 32 y/o khhv I...felt nothing. Only one of the girls was actually hot though, she looked like Liz Vicious and she took everything off which surprised me (I thought strippers only took their tops off). The rest of the strippers/dancers either just danced and didn't take anything off and the rest of them were black/black-latina mix covered in scribble tattoos and with nappy hair and it was kinda disappointing lol. I saw a vagina ITT for the first time though so that was something LOL.
>>220424715Thanks for the advice zoomer>>220424736Strippers aren't in that bad of a situation desu a lot are college students o algo
>>220424958Is that necklace for self defense?
I might go to a strip club if I could meet Mikey Madison there and make her fall in love with me.
>>220424958i've never gone because i feel like it would be like that
>>220425006Your kids will have to be Jewish if marry Mikey Madison.
One day I'd love to see gorillas in the wild
>>220424981>a lot are college studentsThey do this because they themselves are either poor or degenerate, and both are bad
>>220425033
>>220425018That’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make. She doesn’t seem like an Israel wingnut anyway so it’s whatevs. As long as I don’t have to get circumcised. That’s my only dealbreaker.
>>220425045It's cool how they are so massive and powerful and have a devastating bite but they are so gentle
okay i think i am a bit fed up with rt and this 'middle east observer' just parroting all the irgc talking points is getting on my nerves rt got so much worse after the full scale invasion
>>220425134That account is run by a Lebanese terrorist sympathizer
>>220425191i knowi knowbetter question i want to know is who is running the rt account literally posting ai videos at this point
There’s propaganda about the war?!?! Say it ain’t so.
Imagine paying any sort of attention at all to Russian state media. Shame on you, really.
fuck your mayo bro get that shit out of my sight
the leaf scholars out here breaking down the latest with the ndp
>>220425343Those men don't look very scholarly
>>220425343Oh how far that party has fallen.
>>220425090Look at that big motherfucker. They are so cool. I saw some at a zoo once. Are zoos evil? Probably I guess.
I live close enough to the 405 to hear douchebags in sports cars revving their engines at 1:27 in the morning
>>220425347they are for leaf standards they all look like that somehow leafs are even more insane shitlibs than calis
>>220425343I’ve never seen Americans so interested in the NDP before. They have never formed government nationally. They were only official opposition once. The death of Jack Layton was a canon event.
>>220425365I live in a really quiet neighbourhood but the two main streets near my house are notorious for street racing. Fairly often I hear them late at night, occasionally followed by the sound of police sirens.
>>220425420mamdani is getting stale so i needed something new to hate on i need my daily entertainment while im commuting
>>220425440Can't imagine a lower iq activity to partake in than street racing
>>220425455marijuana but all you retards are in favor of it thus low iq mongrels the lot of you
Alright it's over 1:30 nowmust go to sleep good night
I've never seen lip filler that looked good
>>220425530It happens.
>>220425530The good ones aren't noticeable
>>220425570I need to see one example of it looking good bro it nerfs every woman
>>220425454Oh yeah Zohran. I probably would have voted for him. He got the Cumtown endorsement and Cuomo is a real greazeball.
>>220425470Carl Sagan smoked weed bro and he was turtleneck science man. I’m a fucken genius too even when I’m stoned off my cock and shitposting on /cum/.
>>220425455made me remember lazer hawk's song
I have awoken
>>220425655Bed time for me soon
>Go outside just now to get some chips from 7-11>Guy doing the fent fold with a book in his hand holds the door open for me>Buy two packs of chips and a twix>Ask him if he’s hungry on the way out>Sure>Give him one of the chipsI don’t even think he was homeless or on fent but it looked like it. He was in a hoodie
>>220425678Only I reason I don't do this is I don't want to feel pressured to buy them food every time I see them after a 7/11 trip
>>220425678Some poor people in that guy's position have completely fucked up backs. A few weeks ago I was out and about and saw a guy walking around with a little wagon who was bent almost double and you could tell his back was just fucked. It was like he had a humpback but it was two-thirds of the way down his back rather than at the top. This was super close to government housing for those with mental illness and drug addiction so yeah he was prob super poor without any family or supports or anything other than super subsidized rent.
>>220425678a guy asked me if i'd be willing to buy him some cheap cigarettes. i did, but i asked if he'd wait there a bit, so i could bring him some food. it was just a tuna salad sandwich with some chips ziplocked, but he really seemed grateful and happy. i felt a weird mix of good and bad. i was happy to help, but God, some swishers, mayo, tuna and bread. that's out of reach for some. we all need to help each other more.
>>>/lit/25182712>>>/lit/25182712>>>/lit/25182712>>>/lit/25182712
https://youtu.be/LSE7qdjy3Q0?
>>220425966>hold on to the dreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaa *fade into epic sax*
Got my GST payment.
Going bald would be no biggie if I was tall, white, handsome, jacked, intelligent, and had an absurdly enormous penis.
>eat cookies in bed>Get sleepy>Try to go to sleep>Get a cookie crumb in my eyeI'm fuckin blind.
>charge they Why do all zoomers talk like blacks?
>>220426774Hip hop was probably the most popular and dominant cultural force in North America for almost 20 years.
>>220426807
>>220426838Haha yeah. Maybe there will be a new genre that will take over just like grunge and alt rock did in the 90s. Or maybe the future has been cancelled and we’re stuck with Jelly Roll until the Sun turns grey.
Work tomorrow, I don't want to go, I just want to stay home and hang out with you guys.
>>220426924I gotta tell ya, I don't like this new timeline.
>>220426944I gotta go to work in 1 hour 40 minutes and I just took my last dwiy of whiskey
>>220426944Hang in there. It’s almost almost the weekend!>>220426964Yeah it’s pretty shite. But maybe everything will be alright.
>>220426977No nigga, the weekend just ended for me. I have alternating 3 days on 4 days off and 4 days on 3 days off 12 hour shifts. I want to die.
>>220427005Do you work on an oil rig or fishing trawler?
>>220427011No I work in a warehouse. But I understand that EMS workers also work shifts like this.
>>220427005Ah shit sorry for assuming :(
think I'll have a cheeky 2nd blue raspberry sour patch kids ghost energy this morning
>>220424805>>220424862>not posting moonbase coversfake fan
>>220425637Carl Sagan was a badass, nigga
no sleepplease kick myself from 12 hours ago for taking a nap
Fukd up listening to house music on the couch. Mum is staring at me from the kitchen.
>>220427482I'm listening to jazz. https://youtu.be/gpb-gh5-DqsJust found out I passed all four of my HLLQP exams by the way.
>The German Bar Association has warned the U.S. Court of Appeals in Washington that anyone who undermines the independence of the legal profession jeopardizes the rule of law—citing experiences from the Nazi era.Please beware
>>220425962Couples who don’t fart around each other are so weirdI know twoStrange very very strange
Excuuuuse me why so dead
>>220425365>405Mr. Fancy pants web developer over here
Hate to break it to you but there is no Artemis mission going to the moon and space is fake.
>>220428503Fart'n'piss seems an awful lot like a waste of money
>>220428533Nasa get $60 million dollars a day they have to launder the money somehow
>>220428503There's a live stream of it. Pretty cool
"Nasa" also means "to deceive" in Hebrew and don't forget the 200+ proofs in the Bible Earth is not a ball and is fixed and immovable >>220428576CGI champ.
they’re doing this to me today
>>220423707cabin in the woods is great thoughbeit
Chinese drone show forms a drone gun, shoots drone bullets at a nasa kamikaze shuttle over guangzhou
>>220427706i think they should worry about all the muzzdogs taking up space an welfare in their cities a bit more
>>220428581One of them is canadian. Since they had to cancel the gateway, canadarm went with it so it's their only real controbution now
If you think this is real video I have a bridge to sell you
>>220428695that's a jpg, not a video
#SpaceisFake
>>220428714Exactly, and you've been fooled by it like the poor little delusional sheep you are baaa baaa
>>220428695I can tell this one is real on account of the pixels and having seen a lot of real pictures in my time
>>220428715Drat skippy
>>220428736you're trans btw. not sure why that matters, but i could tell
In the tub skipped water momberg plants because I was told its going to rain
Parents are home. Hiding upstairs. Mom always yells at me to clean up even though it's hard for me to clean everything up in a day because I work
>>220429731Only clean up shit she will immediately notice
im at work taking a break outside and i tried mimicking that thing people do in movies where they put a foot against the wall and balance with one leg but my standing leg was wobbly and i think everyone passing by could tell i dont usually do this sort of thing
>>220429969Artistic depiction of what happened
hi
>>220430230bodied that wobbly loser!
i decompressed this door texture do you think it looks better? this is before
>>220430309and after
Just because a rat is born in a stable that does not make him a horse
>>220430331Second suits the environment more, first one looks too sharp and jarring contrasted with the wall texture.
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>>220430531well the wall texture was decompressed too here is another one before
>>220430606after
>>220430579CBC boomers would not only believe this but send it to their family groupchat
>>220430639I don't know how they feel like that's going to work when Ukraine can't even get in
>>220430671They think the economy is like a grand strategy video game and we can just do a couple clicks to completely decouple from the USA and trade with/join the EU instead. Funniest bit is all their anti-Americanism disappears the moment a Dem is back in the White House, regardless of his actual policies.
any canadian here want to be my personal toilet?
>>220430745Plenty of jeets into that, you'll have no trouble. Just wait until more Leafs come online.
What are some other Lee Konitz albums I should check out? I'm gonna listen to all his stuff w/ Gerry Mulligan, anyways.
Got me some more Blueberry coffee from 7Eleven
>>220430855Caffeine induced shit in t-minus 20 minutes
I finally shaved and now I look like a fuckin kid
>>220430896a truancy officer is going to stop you in the street and ask you why you arent in school
>>220423578rape the dog
>>220430896Horrid
>>220430922I don't look as young as that guy, thoI don't think that's possible
>>220431031you look like a fetus
I knew a guy in high school who didn't jerk off until 9th grade.
This guy come out with a new book yet?
Feeling highly energized today. Too bad I got nothing to do
Coffee's nice and hot
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>>220431343
>Why don't you ever model for me, Mrs. Kensington>Austin, you know how Mr. Kensington feels about that. >Oh behave... Hahahah yeah... YEAH BABY
>>220431207Me I woke up at 10 PM.
Can you identify all the literally me chuds?
No
fucking ridiculous they have an "orientation" about some program i signed up for at the uniand they place it smack in the middle of a weekday and not even on fridaynone of the staff could be bothered to spend a couple extra hours in the office so students can actually attend???i hate this placetheyre so unserious
It won't let me make the NewIt says site can't be reached
>>220431523i cant be bothered to create it the captcha is too much a pain in the ass
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dont use the leaf one faggots
