>>220423920
Guten morgen /med/, I can't fucking sleep, I'm too excited to look for my partner in the airport today. And worst thing is there's still ONE more hour until I gotta formally wake up and prepare the yerba mates for me and the driver who's gonna take me there and wait for us until we find him.
I never felt so restless in my life where I couldn't sleep due to the nervous energy. Not even the intrusive thoughts keep me awake this long frfr.

Authentic German (non-med) edition

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>>220423959
sleep is for the weak
>>220423968
it ain't much, but it's honest work

>>220424105
I really want to sleep but I can't thooooough. I'm swinging back and forth between the 'puter and the phone and I can't get a shut eye. I got woken up by my cat screaming, too, cause she wanted to eat.
And now I crave shrimp for some unholy reason.

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Good morning, sisters.

>>220423920
Now that is a zesty looking car.
How do they even come up with these designs?
Would not drive. Simple as. Goofy ahh voiture.

>>220423959
>until we find him
Just look for the guy with the bleeding nose fr fr.
>I got woken up by my cat screaming, too, cause she wanted to eat.
Based catberg knows humans only exist to serve cats.

>>220424105
Would you drive this, kwabian? (also please check filename)

>>220424413
Good morning Magyarino! Lmao, I genuinely hope his nose didn't start bleeding at any point during the trip. Seems he's gonna come down safely, he's no longer over the Atlantic Ocean, he's over Brazil as we speak.
Man, time can't move fast enough... I'm so anxious and tired. And my forehead hurts a bit. In the middle of where my upper eyebrows are.
And yes, my cat tends to wake me at the most inhumane hours possible. And then goes to sleep herself.

Watched the infamous Delta P video.
Zamn'd on some of the cases.

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>>220424413
I unironically think this Renault EV looks good, I'd drive it.
Also, the official kwabmobile is the Ford Fiesta 2013, or as I call it, my Lamborghini.

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>>220423920
morning
felt like being a slut

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Bonġu.

Good morning /med/.

>>220423920
God bless the Twingo (even if it's electric).
>>220423959
I hope you both have a great time!

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>>220423920
At first glance, I thought it was an insect.

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>>220424828
Thank you so much!!! I tried taking a photo of my fit but my thighs look kind of weird under my room's light, shit. It's too dark out lol.

>>220424970
oh you have the same nail color as me
well i removed mine yesterday it chipped

>>220424970
Please refrain from using whitening products, assume your black skin qveen.

>>220424413
A friend had an lriginal twingo which fitted 4 people over 180 perfectly. It was a great car. I wonder if the new one will be as practical as the original one.

>>220424982
I had to repaint some of my nails cause the color was coming off, I get you kirbyanon lol. Washing the dishes so often chips the color out of my nails :(((
>>220424999
I'm proudly mestiza, don't worry lol. I know I'm not fully white but I enjoy looking pale like a corpse almost due to my yellow undertones lmao.

>>220424537
This one ceels wird like ylu are sitting too low compared to their older verdions. Buy hey, it's comfy and easy to park

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>>220424815
Bongu bongu I don wana live in the Congu

>>220425060
yeah my toenails still have their color from 2 weeks ago lol
also try using gloves when doing dishes

>>220424999
Now shes gonna freeze you in carbon like Han Solo

>>220424999
if she moved to europe to be with her bf she might suffer my fate and get whitened by the weather

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>>220423920
E N T E R
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>>220424970
What’s up with argentinians and translucency?

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>>220425129
Did you know... I had a wife?

>>220425129
HEAD ON ON THE HIGHWAY
LOOKING FOR ADVENTURE
AND WHATEVER COMES MYY WAAY

>>220425168
>I had a wife
She dead?

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>>220425129
i haven't driven a car since 2016

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>>220425168
>

>>220425192
How are you gonna rizz the damsels up

>>220425252
by saying i'm eco friendly o algo
not sure the point of owning a car when the D-ticketr is 50 euros and my legs haven't failed me yet

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https://youtu.be/3iY5b4zb_Zk?is=LDgwQ_kMhqpq8Zdk

>>220425246
What did he mean by that? Reacting to this ? >>220425188
Forgive my esl moment o qualcosa

>>220425270
>not sure the point of owning a car
You cant run at 130 km/h

>>220425279
kek
>>220425293
not my idea of exciting

>>220425287
Had a wife implies you dont have a wife anymore, what did you do to her? She was a princess that turned into a frog and instead of kissing her you ATE HER

>>220425313
I need the car to go places not to get a kick out of it. Although it is nice to drive in the countryside during spring/summer with a nice playlist on

>>220425355
nah where i live cars are actually slower and it's faster to walk and use public transport
i understand that's not the situationf or most people though

>>220425382
Where? I was in Hessen and the train transportation there was in shambles, way worse than here even. I was surprised, the germans there told me it was ass but I didnt really believe them at first

>>220425270
Cars are great for hauling stuff, or going where public transport have bad connections. Uou could rent one whenever you need one, too bad it's become expensive.

>sits on the shitter
>5 minutes pass
>it's actually 30 minutes
My poor sphincter...

>>220425430
the train is ass but trams and buses are fine

>>220425693
>buses
Good for grannies who have time to waste

Save over. Got swarmed by holy wars and nobody helped. Restarting.

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Hello frens
>>220425382
What about freedom tho, with a car you can go anywhere.
Last year I went on holyday to Germany and I couldn't have gone to half the places I went to if I didn't have a car

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>>220425063
I really like it desu. The only issue is high fuel prices. And I think EVs are the future.

Good morning /med/.

Back from the gym. Incline db bench felt shite, also accidentally almost hit a new pr as I did not check the number on the weight and grabbed the one that I did not use so far but obviously my shoulders got the 'ick so I couldn't even do one rep. Skipped shoulder press obviously cuz as I said my shoulders were hurting. Slightly increased ROM and db skullcrushers at the bottom, slowed tempo further, and did not lose not even a single rep so that's progress.
Now I'm going to gaym as I have to leave in an hour and I don't want to start working for that low amount of time. Afterwards I might not work as I made enough progress so far I guess. So I either work today and not work until tuesday meaning I'll have 4 days of rest, or skip work today, not work until tuesday, have 5 days of rest, BUT then I'll have to work much harder on the 4 days of work next week. I'll decide until I come back home.

>>220425293
>he can't run at 130km/h
Certified goy moment

>>220425129
Tell us more about the ice cream you bought for the kid yesterday. Wtf does "in the format of pinocchio" even mean bruh?

>>220425035
>I wonder if the new one will be as practical as the original one.
I would dare to bet money on it not being as practical as the original one desu.
Grandpaberg's 30 years old car has been to the maintenance less times than dadberg's 5 years old car.

>>220424484
>. In the middle of where my upper eyebrows are.
Nigga finna open her third eye fr ong.

>>220426002
I just came back from the gym too, did some unilateral stuff.
Luckily for you, you will probably never get a muscle tear like me since you don't stress the muscle that much.

>>220426059
>gets stuck scapulae
>gets shoulder impingement
>gets biceps tendinitis
>"erm sweetie actually you are lucky cuz you are le weak."
Jokes aside I have no idea what you meant by stressing the muscle that much. That me using dbs instead of barbells is actually le good cuz it makes it much less likely to tear a muscle?
Also I'll probably drop weight in the coming sessions and opt for deficit db bench and paused db ohp for some weeks like I used to in the past.

>>220426059
Also what kind of unilateral stuff did you do?
Need to see your weights and what lifts you did bby. Go ahead and post 'em.

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'Cause I, I can feel a real connection
A supernatural attraction-ah
I got the feels for you, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
You have stolen my heart, oh, yeah
Never let it go, oh, oh, no
Never let it go, oh, oh, oh
Lightning straight to my heart, oh, yeah
I got all the feels for sure
Yeah, I got all the feels for ya, oh
Boy, I, boy, I, boy, I know
I know I got the feels
Boy, I, boy, I, boy, I know
I know you feel it too (uh, uh)
Sway in the moonlight, dance in the dark
I know that I caught your eye (your eye)
Are we on the same vibe? (Same vibe)
I wonder what's on your mind
'Cause you got me good and I wanna be ya boo
If it's dumb, well, I wanna be a fool (fool, fool, fool)
Underneath the neon lights, baby
Electricity tonight, baby
I know love it is such a funny thing
A mystery allure, gotta get to know you more
'Cause I, I can feel a real connection
A supernatural attraction-ah
I got the feels for you, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

>>220426296
>i'm unc doebeitever
exposed

>>220426125
>Jokes aside I have no idea what you meant by stressing the muscle that much.
I'm implying your are weak, it's a joke I was trying to sent you flying.

>>220426147
Plate loaded machine press 3x10 with 60 kg.
Plate loaded row machine 3x10 with 30 kg.
Plate loaded shoulder machine press 3x10 with 50 kg.
Pull down 3x10 with 66 kg. (this machine has the pulleys sent in a way that each handle move the weight half, so it's more like 33 kg for the full rom.
Unilateral triceps extensions 3x10 with 13 kg.
Bayesian bicep curls 3x10 with 13 kg.

Something like that.

>>220426352
Yeah Bibi is just trying to save us.
Unstability in the Middle East is what we need to stop Muslim migrants and refugees from coming to Europe.
Surely when millions of Iranians move to Europe, it will have nothing to do with the war started by Israel and the US.

>>220426314
>exposed
Explain.
Gman listens to twice too. He is still a YN tho, as he is still young. 24 in Hungary is ancient tho.

>>220426372
>I'm implying your are weak
Rather rude innit.
If my db bench was slightly better you would not consider me so weak fr. Idk honestly why my pulling movements are much stronger than my pushing movements.
You could argue that's because I be pulling bitches, but that's not the case so idk why.

>>220426386
>Unstability in the Middle East is what we need to stop Muslim migrants and refugees from coming to Europe.
Myguy Germans literally welcame Algerians with open arms cuz there was a war in Syria.
>Surely when millions of Iranians move to Europe
Just close the borders?

>>220426460
Gman doesn't larp about being ancient

>>220426460
>you would not consider me so weak fr
I'm just joking, you are fairly strong for the time you've spent in the gym, outside of the fact you can't do some movements.
>Just close the borders?
You can close the legal borders but it's no feasible to have policemen over all the frontier, beside the fact that countries have international agreements they are bound to that means that they have to study the case wether a refugee is legally one before kicking people out.
Also, I'm doing this from the pov of not wanting migrants and having no empathy for refugees, most people have some empathy for them and when people are getting bombed many people will want to allow refugees to come to their countries, so as a racist to avoid having refugees in your country the best bet would be to vote for parties that would support stability in the Middle East, so essentially not a US and Israel bootlicker, generally most European parties want stability in the Middle East.
Really, what I'm trying to say is that even if you are racist and would want Muslims killed by Israel, it ultimately means that Muslims will move to Europe either legally or illegally so you want the Middle East to be stable, I think if you try to use your reasoning for a little will agree with me.

>>220426526
He doesn't larp, he IS ancient.

>>220426386
Good news for you then, you stupid bitch. Imagine getting worked up over a stupid meme.

>>220426635
I didn't get worked up over a stupid meme, I just explained why it's stupid so people who might believe it understand how the meme it's stupid.

chicken, pepper bell, garlic, mashed potatoes

>>220426708
I think I have never had mashed potatoes.
Maybe as a kid, idk.

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>>220423920
Japan and America may well build cars, but they'll never capture the soul of the Renault Twingo

fuck my agoraphobia chungus life but i did it and did exposure therapy today by going a long way

>>220426386
instability*
helping a fellow esl out btw no offense

Zamn, Trump is bantering JVPITER on his missus and their fight

Just bought groceries. I would have never done it without my car, I dont know how germanflag manages it

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Gonna meet my black brothers in their designated town next week.

Cold, wind, and rain.

>>220426978
Lame shit desu.

Good day med, Momo from the cagie. Coworker came back to work this afternoon, she's hotter than usual VGH.

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>>220426002
They made an ice cream like a snowman, used a cone to make a hat a nose and some sticks for the legs and arms, quite kino.

>>220426798
By the way, the whole Twingo powertrain (transmission, motor, gears, clutch, etc) were made in the city next to my town. Which increases the SOVL a thousandfold.
The factory is right next to a train line, so they had to stop testing the motors every time the train passed by, because the vibrations would fuck the testing kek

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Over for the lil' Momster
The CUTIEING is upon him

>>220427875
that's what he said in political terms

>>220428008
I'm Girondemaxxing

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Jarvis, make Moselle's coworker mention lesbianism

>>220425860
i use a bike in that case

my doctor prescribed me flea seeds for my stomach pain does he think i'm a flea

>>220428700
lel

>>220428700
kek

>>220428771
I don't quite get it, but they look rather squeezable.

added 6 siblings to an ancestor to get some more info on their parents
fella had kids in 1854, 56, 58, 59
thought he was done for until he did it again at 65 66 70 with the same wife, the absolte madman (and madwoman, 43 yo on her last, certified autist probably kek)

>>220428863
Finally some mustard that don't fuck up my nose

>>220426720
Potatoes in general are pretty good and cheap so they are next in line for a price raise after eggs.

Fucking regional IP ban. Idk why it keeps happening. I request a captcha, tells me there's a regional ban, I redo the captcha then it lets me post. Wonder if the pedo hungarian has something to do with this or no.


>>220426607
>oyu are fairly strong for the time you've spent in the gym
For pull and legs I kinda agree, but I kinda wish I was strong as that on push also on which stop the cap I'm weak.
>it ultimately means that Muslims will move to Europe either legally or illegally so you want the Middle East to be stable
Honestly I doubt a stable middle east would have a massive effect on migration overall. You'd still have foreigners coming en masse to Europe. It's joever either way. Even we have indians and SEA now. Obviously we don't have that many muzzies cuz why would they come to Hungary when Austria is just across the border o algo. And before you claim I'm moving goal posts, yeah it surely would lower the amount of illegals. Then again there's always going to be war somewhere, so they can just claim they are from that nation despite never having set foot in the nation. They can just burn their IDs and claim they are 17 years and 362 days olds so we'll take them it.

>>220426650
Gotta love your autism fr fr.
Also eat mashed potatoes.

>>220426526
Yeah that's cuz he is young.

>>220427982
Now that is quite kino indeed.

>muslim count neighbouring me somehow goes independent
>capture him
Officially the most successful try of the past few days yet.
>>220429015
Lol.

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thinking of replaying disco elysium lads because of this thread having a disco elysium OP

Also now that I'm back home the decision is final. I will not work today so I have 5 days to rest. Need to productivitymaxx after the cagie beings again on Tuesday tho.

>>220424675
Forgot to ask
What vidya is that on the telly? Also nice black pussy in the background which I noticed just now fr fr.

>>220427982
>By the way, the whole Twingo powertrain (transmission, motor, gears, clutch, etc) were made in the city next to my town. Which increases the SOVL a thousandfold.
>The factory is right next to a train line, so they had to stop testing the motors every time the train passed by, because the vibrations would fuck the testing kek
Interesting. I'm glad to see European countries cooperating like this. That's the spirit we need to gain our independence from the Am*ricans

>>220429379
it's the bazaar
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1617400/The_Bazaar/
i was watching kripparian play it while i eat breakfast

>>220429275
And now a holy war and nobody sends aid. Rigged as all hell.

>>220429410
Nevermind. Help on the way. Still rigged

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>>220429332

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>>220429552

Good day /med/

>>220428700
Mmmm, yummy :D

Damn, one of the sibling died in Tunisia. Searched for military paper of multiples siblings and it's the one i did not yet that deliver this.

>>220429862
you're tunisian?
didn't know

>>220429916
no
a sibling of ancestor died there of the fever after getting conscripted

>>220429944
i see
how do you feel that your ancestors were in tunisia as garrison probably? pride? guilt?

>>220429243
>Honestly I doubt a stable middle east would have a massive effect on migration overall.
My man what happened after Syria fell into civil war? Massive number of immigrants coming to Europe, people were coming before and after sure but the number increased.
Political stability is the first thing, but it's something that a European political party could try do something about, economic development is the second thing needed to stop immigrants from coming to rich countries and that's longer and harder to solve.

>>220429988
most syrian refugees went back i hear and its the ones who actually werent fleeing war that stayed (like nafris and the like)

i sometimes wonder what looks maxxers think of twinks like me do we even fit in their hierarchy

>>220430005
Germany is negotiating to return refugees but it's still a long time away.
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cy41vqx4pdzo
3 years according to Merz, so expect much longer and much fewer refugees to go back.
Think about it, if you fled from war in Syria why would you want to go back? It's not like shit can't start up again, and if you've already been living 10 years in Germany you probably already have a job or something going on, so you wouldn't want to go back.

>>220430051
to think all of them will go back is delusional honestly there is no way to do that without getting violent which i don't think any german is comfortable with being given how they feel
i'm not a refugee thankfully but if i were one i can't imagine why i'd go back
then again i never felt like i belonged back home and maybe they did belong and have stuff they're attached to in syria

>>220430051
as for that headline i think it'll be huge for syria if they all went back with all they learned from being here
like a renaissance of sorts could happen from the progressive ideas they learned here of secularism and the like

Restarting. A billion holy wars on me. You know the devs are Swedes when Islam is this overpowered lol.

>>220430224
Final restart btw because this is beyond stupid.

>>220429974
He's not an ancestor, a sibling of one
I'm happy to find he did something "unusual", sucks for him though, especially dying
But not guilt neither pride
maybe more pride if he was decorated or took part in battle but here it's just mention typhoid fever
another sibling of ancestor was decorated for his action in morocco

>>220430280
what did he do in morocco

after checking, he died near the end of the expedition in Tunisia, so he most likely did some fighting, not just occupation
hope that lil nigga got some mena pussy

>>220430305
my bad, it's an ancestor that was in morocco post ww1, and his brother is decorated for ww1 in france stuff
don't know much more about the morroco one, i guess "pacification" so fighting some tribes, don't think he was in rif war as it was too late for him imo

what ever happened to the little heeb that used to post dwarves here? hopefully he gor domed by an Iranian missile and his guts splattered all over the sand

>>220430674
Dorfanon ?

The Russian tanker that was being emptied off its goods by the Libyans apparently got cut loose by bad weather and the Libyans were unsuccessful in getting it tied up again and it is now apparently drifting away uncontrollably... again.

>amerimutts will celebrate Easter
>by invading Iran
Peculiar

>>220430994
kek

>>220430674
Fuck off cunt

>>220431054
Trump is the new Jesus, haven't you heard?
>>220431090
This half-blown vessel has been ping-ponging around the area for around a month now, I think.

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>recognize some name on a list
>it made me realize it's someone in my tree
i knew about a first marriage but did not really care about the potential link then
bizarre this
the first marriage is the one i just found

Got myself a really tasty pizza from an organic restaurant. Idk what the english word is. Basically they don't really use ultraprocessed slop and use higher quality ingredients. So even their flour for the pizza is of a higher quality, not just whatever they put on the 'za. Did not eat much food other than that today so I believe I am close to maintenance and I'm still more likely below it than above it. Will not eat anything else today other than consuming some psyllium husk cuz I want to shit out everything tomorrow in the morning.

>>220430674
r*ddit is the other way cunt

>>220429402
>i was watching kripparian play it while i eat breakfast
If I use the pc while eating, most of the time I either watch abroad in japan or browse some 4chan board.
Some videos of abroad in japan I already watched parts of at least 10 times. Idk, it became a habit of mine throughout the years. I believe I was around 15 when I started watching his vids while eating. So for some unexplainable reason watching his vids while eating, even if I have seen them several times, just hits that spot for me and it's peak comfy.

>>220429988
>My man what happened after Syria fell into civil war?
We got more MENA folx than previously cuz they claimed to be from Syria. That's what happened fr fr ong.

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Look at this lil’ guy, he thinks he’s a boar.

>>220432954
cute feller

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Dħalna Madrid.

>>220433058
i frankly dont know where the fuck ummayad's get all those soldiers out of

>>220433058
>>220433109
also you reminded me last time i did reconquista i just became the ummayad's vassal and destroyed them from the inside

>>220433109
I don't know but they were strangely low on numbers so I took advantage of that.
>>220433136
Fucking your leige over is always fun lol.

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POTTAAAAAAHHHH

>>220433447
sssss--


-aaaaarrr, take a shower

>brownoid european deputy show up to some police thing because of a tweet praising some terrorist
>she had drug in her bag
smartest brown

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Vidya time lads.
Currently in me comfy pjs.

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>>220433514
>looks at you in disdain

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CUTE

>>220433693
Insane sniffer on that one.
Also 'luv me some axolotls.

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POLEBRO DOXXED
>>220430183

How do I meet women

>>220435595
Why would you want something like this.

>>220435595
Go outside and talk to them idk.

>>220435622
Thats for weirdos
>>220435609
I want a gf Im tired of being alone

>>220435595
ask la mamma to set you up

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Am back from the cagie and hairdresser, it's officially the start of vacations.

Shoutout to Gman who has to go wageslaving while us Momolandians can sleep desu.

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Hello bbgirls, another lonely day at work. Might be getting a new member on the team.

I had stuffed peppers today that my mom made. Even had 2 slices of hhhWite bread toasted in a pan with bacon grease (it's over).

In Bulgaria some people put yogurt on stuffed peppers, I don't like it really, but a nice dzadziki on the side is always nice no matte what you eat.

>>220435879
NO SVFFERING

>>220435898
considering i eat a lot of pepper bells i thought about stuffing some but never tried fr fr
maybe i should

>>220435905
We suffered enough being part of Germoney for decades; this our due retribution

>>220435944
zased

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>>220435879
>back from the cagie and hairdresser

>FEELING GOOD FEELING GREAT
>FEELING GOOD FEELING GREAT HOW ARE YOUUUU

Based, I need to go get a haircut before Easter, it's been 3 months already.

>>220435942
It's really good and fairly easy to make. It's a staple here and in Greece.

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>>220436055
fuck wanted to post this gif

>>220436055
Will feel good not seeing the old bitch, not so much for the other coworker but eh.

How much hair do you have ?

>>220436147
Old bitch is the worst or best co-worker you can have, really depends on the person.
>How much hair do you have ?
On the sides it's starting to fall bellow the top of the ear, front can fall right above eyebrows.

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>be Germaine Coty
>be a catholic woman from a good family
>be also nice and simple
>become first lady
>instantly derided and mocked by the press because you're fat (and rather old)
(the jokes are rather good doebeit)
>people love you almost instantly
>catholic press shill for you
>the rest of the press has to kneel
>re-open the chapel of the presidential palace
>dies after less than two years
>big crowd for your funeral
*defeat journalists*
*refuse to elaborate*
Based grandma

>>220436233
I don't get how she can be the best coworker desu.
Yeah I was the same length as you before going today.

Tomorrow I'll clean up bedroom desu.

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Would you wear this for cagie or is it too weird of a colour combination ?

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austria falling for my prank

>>220436519
It depends, are you cosplaying as a villain from the Batman universe?

>>220436519
rather weird to me but i'm sure you'd pick up bitches with this joker-core suit

>>220435729
>Thats for weirdos
It's for normies you mean. Though if you imply normies are actually weirdos then I agree with you.

>>220436519
>it too weird of a colour combination ?
It's not weird if you are cosplaying as the joker.

>>220436055
>I need to go get a haircut before Easter
I'm growing mine rn bby.
Know you didn't ask but I wanted to share.

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>>220423959
>>220424128
>>220424484
Very exciting mija! It's finally time.
>>220425168
Why are you being so hard on him bros, should be happy for portuchad.

>>220426825
based

>>220428700
Frenchies for me please

>>220429332
Disco Elysium is great name for a band, too bad it's already take, I wish I had thought of that.

>>220435595
apps, otuside, cafes, bars, events, galleries, charity stuff

>>220436473
I mean in general, old ladies are either sweet or very bitch

>>220436519
I'm not much of a colour guy, just before 2020 I started wearing red and green sometimes, purple is a bold move for me personally.

It's GIVING joker that outfit

>>220436626
he loves it, dw for this nigga
he teases us with his wife and we tease him on his exhibitionism

>>220436600
>>220436602
>>220436605
>>220436626
Looking for some original clothing combos desu

>>220436605
How long we talking bbgirl?

>>220436605
Normies meet their gfs through their friends

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>>220436742
What do you do if you don't have frens ?

>>220436768
You die without having ever known love

>>220436579
Just a prank bro.

>>220436804
That's harsh for us non-frens havers, having real life frens is like a chore for me desu

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Thoughts on french scientific police

>>220436703
lel
>>220436725
That's good, you ever go try clothes in store or just order online, I've never ordered clothes online.

I'm thinking of buying a suit, going to get fitted ect, next year I have a wedding to go to, perhaps two. I'm wlling to spend 1k for a great suit.

>>220436845
Sit on my face, for science

>>220436865
I rarely buy clothes, what happens is I run out of new clothes after some time, I go to Germoney to buy new ones in a big batch that cost around 500 bucks then I repeat when I'm running out of new clothes again.

I only bought clothes online once, it was a gray sweat at Uniqlo but it got a hole pretty fast. I'm afraid of ordering online because I don't know my measurements well.

>>220436884
beat me to it

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>>220436925
>I'm afraid of ordering online because I don't know my measurements well.
Same

Why go to Germany? Aren't French people very stylish and have good stores, I always feel like a bum when going to Netherlands cause they dress really well there, thankfully it's mostly in summer when jeans and a t shirt is all you need. My winter drip is mid.

>>220437019
They have more and bigger chain brands tha where I am and also better deals

>>220437019
>Why go to Germany
He can do a cheeky visit at the FKK

>>220437047
I see
>>220437085
Freikörperkultur? lol

>>220437122
kind of, the sauna ones

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>>220436933
Ouch.

>>220437085
I'd be too autistic to go there, I don't want to be seen there and also don't want to see other men

>>220437172
Che troione

Here it's very common for girls to be topless on the beach, but not men, there are designated areas where everyone can be naked, but it's mostly old people.

>>220437172
dear lord

>>220436742
So outside, yes.

>>220436730
Some strands of hair go below my nose in the front. Hair ir some centimetres longer on the back of my head.

>>220437292
Doesn't it bother you when you work out?

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>>220437408
I have a rather zesty solution.

im not even a communist but the deserter's lines all fucking go hard as fuck

>>220437229
Avete molte parole per puttana.

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>>220437444
I see

bruh so what is the fucking downside of swiss mercenary maxxing? not only do i have infinite manpower but they all have insane bonuses im up to 20% merc discipline

>>220437481
It looks good on me tho. Some women in the gym told me they like my hair this way.
>inb4 /med/ders call me a fakecel and wish for my death

>>220437472
Che mignottone
Che vaccona
Che puttanona
Che baldraccona

>>220437450
you mean the song from Vian?

>>220437482
none, eu4 doesn't have the good old mercenary stare

>>220437551
Bene, altre parole.

>>220437546
>Some women in the gym told me they like my hair this way
You should dick them down

>>220437596
Not happening.
'tism gives girls the 'ick.

>>220437634
youre overthinking it

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Gonna do a couple of 2 day fasts before Easter cause it's gonna be a bloodbath.

https://vocaroo.com/1kIUprUg9NqN

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>>220437567
>you mean the song from Vian?
disco elysium deserter character
>none, eu4 doesn't have the good old mercenary stare
yeah they just made them slightly annoying because companies can't merge
i liked ck2 mercs way more because they turn on you and it's funny when they do

>>220438007
> it's funny when they do
Hilarous, even. Not exactly a problem, anyway.

A dude on TV was named "Ofnewhouse"
Made me think of maltanon kek

>>220438100
How so?

>>220438228
because your family is building that house

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I want to play Chiv II again but I know it would end badly.
>>220438290
Ah.

>>220438429
Fuark.

>>220438429
I feel like I've coomed to her, does she do porn withj girls by any chance ?

>>220437711
It's (you) who is overthinking it bby.
>https://vocaroo.com/1kIUprUg9NqN
Imagine the shits.

>>220438429
Damn..who dat? She's very cute.

>>220438429
so strange
before i moved to europe i would've went nuts for a girl like her but now i just feel nothing seeing super european looking girls besides italian women

>>220438687
that's because you accepted your gayness
it's known white women love can't be cured from browns

>>220438755
kek
no i end up liking black and brown women more
i guess im too used to seeing white women here so they're not as exotic to me
or maybe because i befriended some and realized how shallow a lot of them are?

>>220435563
Oh no, was I exposed? Time to change my identity. From now on I identify as Chinese

>>220436519
Why so serious? :D
But seriously, I would wear this combo just to villainmaxx <3

>>220436626
>I'm not much of a colour guy, just before 2020 I started wearing red and green sometimes, purple is a bold move for me personally.
I used to be and deep down I still am an emo boy fascinated by the occult, black is my preferred color, sometimes I add some dark ruby/emerald/sapphire or white when I'm in a monochromatic mood. I generally try to dress like a vampire or a retired priest, but on warm summer days I strive to look like a South American drug lord (or sometimes aiming for a "Miami/California" vibe)

>>220436845
Arrest me, ma dame

>>220436884
I like the idea

>>220437172
Mmmmmmmmmm <3
I would definitely let her sit on my face

>>220438640
>>220438680
No clue on who she is.

>>220438429
Mmmm, she's nice indeed

>>220438917
Found the vid, they look similar but I don't think it's her

>>220439070
Is Amber her name?

>>220438786
>I used to be and deep down I still am an emo boy fascinated by the occult, black is my preferred color, sometimes I add some dark ruby/emerald/sapphire or white when I'm in a monochromatic mood. I generally try to dress like a vampire or a retired priest, but on warm summer days I strive to look like a South American drug lord (or sometimes aiming for a "Miami/California" vibe)
I feel you fren, I kept wearing black even when I stopped being fat lel. I was also listening to metal as a teen.

>>220439113
Maltanon's girl or the cooming video girl ?
If the latter I can't find her name either

>>220438917
>>220439113
>>220439172

Found her. Angie Faith - pornstar.

she is so damn cute, what a face

>>220439172
The name of the girl in your video. Where can I find this video? :D

smoke alarm went off for a second on its own and now i wont sleep well because im gonna overthink it
happens in your part of the med sea?
atleast i have 3 smoke alarms so if something is wrong theyd all go off together

>>220439147
Sometimes, very rarely, I go the opposite and wear all white

>>220439355
I dont have a smoke alarm
>>220439358
brave, Ill do a hawaian shirt as a goof in the summer

>>220439355
>smoke alarm
Never happened and never will
>sleeplessness
Happened once or twice
>overthinking
There was a time when this happened constantly

>>220439307
Username is sportsbeauty66111 on Spankbang, they only have 3 videos and all are featuring her

>>220439426
cant legally live without a smoke alarm in every bedroom + the hallway here
not that i'd want to

>>220439461
>cant legally live without a smoke alarm in every bedroom
Damn

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>>220439458
>Spankbang

>>220439426
>hawaian shirt
Based!

And other times, which happens even less often than the "angelic" vibe, I try to look like an average Joe

>>220439458
Merci! It turns out it's a different actress than the Amber I had in mind

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Americans...

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>>220439710

>join ranked game (teams of 3)
>both teammates disconnected even before the match began
>still have to wait in the lobby until the game is over or I can't play ranked for some time or something
>will lose ranked points even after I wait until the end because we lost
Fuck this shit honestly.

>>220439753
Kek.

Nvm could leave. Fucking finally.

>>220439600
It is a goated porn site. Or at least was for me until I could no longer access it because they now require users send an ID.
Had so many great porn. Really sad about it desu.

>>220439710
>Amerykańce
They have such a large population that whatever anyone does there is inevitable (and then it radiates to the rest of the world). A bit like the Chinese (thank God for the Chinese Communist Party and the censorship that protects us from whatever is happening there) :D

>>220439650
Does she look at least similar to the one Maltanon posted ?
>>220439865
There's still Eporner and Erome desu

>>220439753
Hahaha

>>220439756
Can happed, unfortunately. Situations like these serve to strengthen the players' character. Let's be grateful

>>220439865
>exercise in patience
Btw, opinion on the Easter event?

>>220439943
Kind of, but not as similar as the Amber I mentioned (will post her later). Have to go for now. See you later

>>220439710
Would post a CUMTOWN bit but I don't think anyone here is a fan.
>>220439650
What is "angelic" vibe
>>220439865
Very fitting name for a porn site

comfy gen eh

>>220436519
Thanks doc

>>220439867
Just had a game where a guy with almost 9000 wins and 110000 total kills got a k/d of 33/0 was my teammate.
Was insane ngl.
>Btw, opinion on the Easter event?
I'm going to try it now. I don't think double jump by itself should be considered an event when we also had it in world tour for a week iirc. Should have given us some free skins ngl.

>>220439943
>Eporner and Erome
Eh. I found the most goated vids on Spankbang desu. Eporner did not give me such great results but I might check out some vids on Erome soon. Obviously won't touch the cock cuz I'm on my never goon character arc. Still will check out the porn for research purpouses.

>>220440548
Erome works better on specific researches like if you already have names

>>220440548
>Still will check out the porn for research purpouses.
scientifically speaking ofc

Gemmie
https://i.4cdn.org/int/1775159129013006.jpg

>>220440573
Moselle why the fuck did I get blasted with tranny porn the moment I opened Erome? Like literally on the front page.

>>220440614
Yeah.
Not cooming, not gooning. Simple as.

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>And to the black folks he was just a crazy nigger
>No one doubted that he pulled the trigger

>>220441044
>Yeah.
>Not cooming, not gooning. Simple as.
I'm actually surprised, how are you feeling?

>>220441050
Rhyming those two words together and he did it 1975, rappers owe him royalties.

>>220440933
That's the guy who is 40 but claims to look 16?

>>220441237
What are you talking about? I thought that kid on the pic was maybe 8 years old or more likely even less.
(yes its him)

>>220441086
>how are you feeling?
Depressed like always.
Idk man I kinda don't feel like jerking off, apart from that nothing changed ig. Maybe my reaction to seeing a butt posted on /med/ is somewhat stronger just like the pp tingle, but that's about it.

>>220441313
I mean yeah all the nofap superpowers thing is mostly a meme, for me its about self control, not watching porn and more energy kind of.

>>220440048
>Btw, opinion on the Easter event?
Tried it out for you.
It's alright I guess. I don't think double jump should be an event as it already was a thing on world tour iirc as I said. Decorations on the map are nice though. Easter eggs are cute and the platform design is really good.

>>220441484
I see.
> and more energy kind of.
I probably have less energy now than before beginning the never goon character arc :skull: :skull:

>>220441541
>I probably have less energy now than before beginning the never goon character arc
Interesting

>>220440401
I waited for this for too long.

80kgx7 bench press today.
underwhelming compared to leg day, but I'm getting there.
I set my goal for 90kgx8 this year which seems realistic, I set it rather low so I will achieve it.
tomorrow I might cycle a little bit for the first time since October last year, the weather today was nice.

>>220442476
That's more than 100 kg for 1 right? That's good for your first year or around, even if you did some push ups or whatever before.

>>220442842
I never tried 1 rep max, not sure if I would be able to do 100kg desu. But I think I will get there.

>>220442816
doing the needful.

My current character is celibate and eunuch, yet somehow he is still impregnating his son's wife.

>>220443115
Again, and again. He's more fertile than most characters I've had who had their balls intact. Celibate my ass.

>>220443224
He is this guy, by the way. The fact that he is a historical character makes it funnier.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mauregatus

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Good night, sisters.
Should have gone to bed an hour ago. Fuck my chudcel life.

>>220443268
>Mauregatus and Moorish rulers agreed to the apocryphal "Tribute of the 100 Maidens," which gifted the Moors 100 Asturian virgins annually as repayment for their assistance in Mauregatus' rise to the throne.
Bruh

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>>220443268
Cherry on top, him dying aged 69.
>>220443416
Messed up, if true.

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>>220443500
Now I play as the grand cuckold. He is cheery, you see. Literally a 'kornut kuntent', as we say.

I don't think that I've ever had an instance where the price for coronation is debauchery.

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Kek

I like the word 'debauchery'. It deserves a better meaning, lol.

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I fucked my sleep schedule up big time