Just be yourself edition
got the new Robert Palmer tape on
Got this weird text from someone at work
Erm we don’t call them hot cross buns now, Rorke
Must be demoralised because I'm not arsed about this whole moon mission stuff. Maybe if they come out with come cool photos it will pique my interest.
I'm on the verge of tears by the time we arrive at the Monty Pike, since I'm positive we won't have a decent table. But I do, and relief washes over me in an awesome wave.
what was the rush to post this dogshit edition I had a good new lined up but now you'll have to wait for it and hope I don't get too drunk and forget
Leftypol siding with bugs instead of humanity
>>220425155 #Gf is mad over it. Before she met me she was a prime customer groomed for green fsscism/western imperialism disguised as woke and progressive, she still kind of is, being that she is ugly and repulsive and wants to excuse/placate her consciousness for her fear&ignorance-based grandma conservatism and conformism.>>220425296What the fuck?
leftypol siding with genocidal alien invaders
Ian not taking a side
*places a gold bar on the counter*one tank of your finest diesel please
hot cross bum
Good morning to you, good people of England, Wales, Scotland and Northern Ireland
going to get the tea brewed aren't i? yeah
keep finding nasty little forrin ladybirds in the flat
>>220425491But what about the Isle of Man?
>>220425491morning x
>>220425505I thought ladybirds were mean to be 'good' pests because they eat the bad bugs that fuck up houseplants?
the slightly chubby zoomer lass at toil keeps telling me I look like I "mean business", I think that's code for handsome
>>220425360what do we call them now?
>>220425508More like the Island of Lad
watching a long aah video about Napoleon. He's just held up a big flag at Arcole
>>220425528right but I'm talking about the non-native harlequin ones that should be destroyed at all costs
>>220425358why's he got a lump of poo stuck to the side of his head
>>220425538Sweetened Eid Pittas
>>220425528They eat tonnes of aphids and psyllids, yes. They can clean a whole fruit tree covered in those shitters
hot crescent buns dyed with a variety of pride/trans colours
going to get the old mop chopped later. hate it.
want the Greens to win in the UK sorry ladswould just be too funny
going to see mumberg for easter so I need to pre-prep some vaguely believable answers and anecdotes for the inevitable questions about work, love life and future plans
>>220425585one day you'll get a hair cut and it will never grow back properly again </3
>>220425599why?
>>220425553So, those black and yellow ones are asian ladybugs and they should be killed, didnt know that
gay bondage bun
>>220425604that's what happened with my nob
>>220425604baldness begins and you've just cut off the last remnants of pre-bald hair
>>220425585I put it off and put it off then invariably when I do get it cut I feel a million times better for it, feel like a brand new man. And I tell myself hmm next time I'll make a point of getting it cut in good time so I can get back this feeling. Then a month+ passes and I repeat this process again, despite knowing I will feel better with a haircut I put it off.
Peter Theil's Antichrist Sultana Barms
prefer a hot nun’s bun me
>>220425611correct. Know your enemy, protect the cute and wholesome naive ladybergs
>>220425656yum and neoliberal
>>220425679Thank you
next door neighbour is always ill. a day doesn't go by where i don't hear her coughing and sneezing like mad. Doesn't help she's a hoarder who doesn't ever dust her piles of old shite.She'll die young at this rate
seasideMARK is BACK
>>220425679>bird>it's a fucking bugthe hell is wrong with you nigel
>>220425726doesn't look like he's lost weight
one a penny, two a penny, hot cross buns
>>220425723It's crazy how this woman is unaware that a random American now knows her health and hoarding situation after being informed about it on 4channel
>>220425734>Ladybirds are called nyckelpiga in Swedish
a homeless woman said good morning, happy easter to me and i turned up my nose and walked past without acknowledging her
>>220425491Bore da
>>220425788emotional blackmail innit
seasideMARK. Learning to live with grief i never get over the grief. Life is so short dee ladshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWomQczNSNM
>>220425788not easter until sunday though is it stupid bitch lmao
>>220425787based 2bhliterally bearers of the keys to heaven
golfing on bank holiday
>sun splitting the sky>5Cfuck off
>>220425807the grief of being a nonce
if you watch a 1 hour 13 minute seasideMARK video you need putting down
new SeasideGrift inbound. Must be trying to get the disability bennies up
>>220425864download it and listen to it as an audiobook dee lad
About to have a lush and I mean LUSH 1 hour and 13 minutes
>>220425839In two days here temperatures should go over 20C for the first time of the year, now spring can truly start
1 hour 13 minute goon sesh inbound
one of our up and coming instagram Rorkes is a half black half white ladfunny how things work out sometimes
he grieving dee lads it not right his dad who he was estranged from died a year ago. that's why he 16 stone
>>220425929the chopped onions are on the table below him
KA-ME-HA-ME-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>220425929is that also why he nonced that disabled lass
>>220425358243 days until vlogmas!!!
fucking love cheese so much
my sewing machine has cleared customs I could be adjusting my jeans this weekend lads
>>220425908anti-racist leftypol calling him an uncle tom coconut
>>220425964ktim at 4am
rorke… mate…
>>220425981another 16hr straight shift of posting about child rape is it?
He's using his dads passing as an excuse for his alcoholism but he'd still be drinking the same if he were alive
>>220425992yh
grieving i.e doing 3 months in the nick for lifting PS5 parcels off doorsteps while dressed as a pretend litter picker
shameless subsaharan savages swiftly slapping slippy sable staffs stretching s-tier snappydem sending slick splashes scattering
>>220425807what an experience
>>220425992actually they are already wide for my fat arse that's why I bought them but I need to adjust them to accommodate my short legs
>>220426024am I 4k recurrding
>>220426028this nigga a dwarf
rorke taking his son to see Andrew Tate: The Musicalleftypol taking his to get circumcised
imagine heathermong's final moments of consciousness as the noose tightens around his neckfinal thoughts not being of family or friends but black men raping childrenthis is what he's decided to dedicate his entire existence to for some reason
wanna be fucking gaming but my mums making me paint the kitchen
/brit/ proudly stands with the queer muslim community
>>220426028nga built like mr krabs
>>220426083fkn scrmng
>>220426067well thats going to be a shit job. why would she get a runt like you instead of a professional or at least someone who isnt a fat lazy mong
>>220425296she looks jewish
>>220426082as a rorke i support this. good weapon against you know whos
>>220426117imagine how loud your mum's going to scream when she walks in on you hanging from the ceiling lol
Argentina made the switch to color television broadcasts in 1980, when the US and Japan were experimenting with HD.
>>220426137we didnt have flushing toilets here until i was 10
>>220426093So hateful aren’t you
rorke on tour
>>220426159truth hurts
>>220426158I heard the water spins backwards down there.
>>220426170why do some men insist on the malnourished victorian orphan lookfair enough if hes a poof but bizarre otherwise
purchased a couple of steam games to play while I get steaming later
>>220426202why do you live like this?
>>220426202Type of logo you'd see on a Transit van
alri laddsss wargwarn
>>220426217WTF is that real?
too much pasta again
>>220426215Bee Seal
smart but retarded me
>we might need you to come in saturday
grow up freaks
>>220426170Looks like he's had his nose broken and one eye is lower than the other.He is also carrying a handbag. I'll let you make your own deductions from this.
>>220426237who's Saturday? Is she fit?
*gay porn twerking*my little boo thang, yeah my little boo thang
https://x.com/Incognito_qfs/status/2039625932433174966
>>220426237Tell them no, its not difficult
not clicking a pooey twitter link
>>220426234kek sending this to dadberg
>>220426257why do indians think anyone on earth cares about their petty conflicts with other brownoid nations
>>220426230Chonker x
sorry why is /brit/ suddenly populated with literal children now?
>>220426237No, I don't think I will.
>>220426298am 30+….
>>220426241>>220426298
>>220426288deranged ethnonarcissism, low theory of mind, nonexistent empathy, much like israelis
In bed, not farting though.
>>220426306>Pinnacle Drinks is conducting a recall of Oxford Arms London Dry Gin 37% 700ml. The product has been available for sale at BWS and Dan Murphy’s online and nationally in store. This has also been available online through Woolworths.>The recall is due to potential chemical contamination (styrene).poor old lass probably dead shouldn't have trusted an aussie "london" gin
>>220426312same but we're still just young lads
sup crodie
>>220426282dis a gud one too LOLwill be with family
we're just normal men
big soda won't let me go
Why don't Americans celebrate Easter?
confidence of an indianguile of a jew industriousness of an anglo strength of a negro unity of a chinaman swagger of a filipino lets celebrate what makes us great
the proto is 5'11 which i find rather intimidating because even as a 6'2 gigachad she might be the same height or taller than me in heels
>>220426385if that's true then why do i have a ton of easter candy
haha look at him go
>>220426392Filipinos are the most powerful race
just drank water #water
>>220426412Post haul x
>>220426395katy yamming di big bulbous easter egg x
And the latest from Racismlad?
>>220426406some men drown while others die of thirst
>>220426456transitioned late last year, its racismlass now
>>220426469das a why dem a say black man cant swim x
watching the seinfeld episode that aired on the day i was born
>>220426456hello lad, how's it foing?
American invasion confirmed.
>>220426493why do you live like this?what happened to you?
wheres 190
>>220426512they sent in the big guns>>>/pol/532187129
Not a fan of Am*rican space rocketsFor me it's rockets that have been developed right here in Europe
>>220426536cant wait to impregnate all these niggas wives while they're off dying for israel
>>220426536thought the australian SAS was called the SASR
>>220426543bit willy-y innit
love how the BBC basically reports on the war as a US/israel fan channel
>>220426543The Saturn V rocket was fundamentally National Socialist though
>>220426543the top has to be pointy
>>220426572autistic virgin
>>220426561they're called the saurs
batty man
>>220426561that was the original chinky cough i think
>>220426561recruit enough indians and they'll be called the SAARS
painfully unfunny retards in here please kill yourselves you autistic freaks
>>220426643scrombowleeching
>>220426655tell us a joke then
>>220426655leave the aussies alone
is this normal now?
>>2204266545/10
>>220426672gay little salt shaker
anon going to a Nigerian supermarket and wondering why there are black people
>>220426672faggot ass salt shaker lmfao
leftymong thinks nigerians have supermarkets
>>220426672blud took a photo of his screen lmao
>>220426572That is not an aspect which interests me.What does interest me is the UK having its own spaceflight capabilities. We participated in the development of the Ariane 4 rocket (pic related), a European project. Unfortunately I don't think the UK helped to develop the Ariane 5 or Ariane 6 rockets. We should get involved again.
I’m not sure I’ve ever mentioned this before in this general, but I’d eat Emma Watson’s poo.
might be time to filter emmayank it's getting a bit old now
>>220426732end of the day, Emmayank, if you were actually presented with her shit, you'd bottle it. You're all talk
if i ever saw a vagina id scream and run away
test
>According to historian Josephus, in 66 AD, a Roman soldier’s, public, offensive fart and mooning during Passover in Jerusalem sparked a riot that caused a panicked crush, killing up to 10,000 people.>one of the soldiers pulled back his garment, and cowering down after an indecent manner, turned his breech to the Jews, and spake such words as you might expect upon such a posture.The read
>>220425296Odd video
one year ago today diogo jota scored his last goal for liverpool RIP
need to get a job as the personal assistant of an eccentric old man who thinks one day he might get to bum me and i let him think that
>>220426746all fart no poo you could say
>>220426796a reverse smithers-burns situation
>>220426795Would be alive today if he had a Honda civic or something
>>220426763bloody hell
if you change your default state to slightly amused rather than slightly annoyed you can enter a flow state
>>220426724That thing isn’t capable of going to the moon, maybe for launching satellites into low earth orbit or something. You have to have a big ass rocket for the moon, and that’s just to land a rover or something. You have to have a crew capsule for manned missions to the moon. The ESA did help us with the Orion spacecraft but I’m not sure if Brits themselves helped.
mad how
booker t washington? hello?
all the young birds who work at my gym are always super friendly but the one who's about my age is a bit of a cunt
mr burns shags smithers up the arse in season 41
>>220426837>That thing isn’t capable of going to the moonIn which case Europe needs to increase its space efforts to build better rockets. Then Europe will have no need to use Am*rican rockets ever again.
>>220426902Why?
>>220426885ok
hard to believe jesus never shagged in his life
>>220426885well yeah obviously
>>220426917Well I'm 10 years younger than he was when he died and I've never had sex never come close (nhsncc)
>>220426906A better Europe = better lives for Europeans including us
>>220426902I don’t see it happening. I can definitely see China putting a man on the moon but not the ESA. Not enough willpower or interest.
>>220426934Jesus was charismatic though
>>220426917if the literal embodiment of god couldn't get laid how the fuck does an ugly, unemployed wasteman like me stand a chance
>>220426945I know
>>220426938How does going to moon relate to that
>>220426947screaming
>>220426947Bro has overdosed on the black pill and taken a 30 point iq hit
Everytime I see petrol prices these days I find myself hoping to one day be able to read the Big beautiful orbituary
>>220426917mary magdalene must've let her sling one up her
>>220426947how do you know he didnt shag? the bible documents barely any of his life
finally gotten fat enough that i have tits now, they sprung up overnight
don’t really like this vulgar talk about Jesus Christ
>>220426994jesus shagging the virgin mary to smithereens with his 8.3 inch godcock while joseph quietly weeps in the other room
the scrandemic approaches
>>220427009All historical articles on famous people were written ages after they died.Like the first account of King Aella getting blood eagled - actually written 160 years after his death. Aella most likely caught a spear in his chest during the battle of York, and got thrown in a mass grave with the rest of the dead
>>220427023sc
>>220426966If we mine the moon for minerals it will make Europe richer
sorry
energy drink for lunch
>>220427038>All historical articles on famous people were written ages after they died.well that is obviously untrue.
>>220427019
always enjoyed this one of jesus
>>220427081for me it's
what are they going to the moon for again bet nothing has changed up there
mad how arnie gets away with his last name being black nigger
>>220427125yeh righto
>>220427125this is it. this is what timmy works so hard for. LOL !!
>>220427125fucks sake
>>220427127don't think that's true
going on poo patrol
why doesn't australia grow it's own tobacco
>>220427181youve just been pooed by the poo patrol
>>220427192idk
very very weird feeling being in a city or a place that gets cold during winter and theres no insects at all, once you realise it its hard to stop noticing
>>220427225hard to stop noticing because its heaven on earth
The seaside army is eternal.
i fart also i do scream
tranny freak loves the smelly old nonce. birds of a feather.
Today is a brilliant day in the seasideMARK lore.He's lost 3 stone. Whilst Tim is getting fatter and fatter by the day could be dead by Christmas.seasideMARK always winning
>>220427244low vibrational entity
flag on
>>220427274filtered
>>220427274He looks yellow. I believe his liver is beginning to fail
What is your opinion on women with large clits
I'll be watching this documentary this afternoonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNyZqBHOhWA
Why do Timmongs love to make up lies to try and drag seasideMARK down to his level? Tim is a convicted nonce.>>220427302He doesn't look yellow he looks lovely and healthy. He showed me a letter from his recent doctor check up and everything is going well
>>220427275theres still plenty of crawly creatures around in the colder months like snails and slugs and worms cunt youre the low vibrational one
>>220427340i vibtrate your arse mate
>>220427326Me too. I watch all of his videos
saw a chinese alien in foodworks
>>220427308Intimidating and its hot
i've been through opioid withdrawals at least a dozen times and it's not pleasant but it's not that difficult, these junkies who say they can't quit are being babies
Some days I stink of Lynx, other days I stink of Brut
>>220427347a-ahh... mmffgh~
oh my gosh ssm is back???
dunno what to have for breakfast
He's been diagnosed in 2026 by Sheffield University
>>220427378Yep. I'm so happy. I can't stop smiling.
>>220427392he has lost over 3 stone :0
this place is actually done, genuinely appalling banter and freaks on here. rock bottom era
>>220427413
>>220427413blog on
whats the appeal to SSM, he's just some fat drunk blogposting spastic
>>220427413it's not that deep
>>220427413You have made this shit little general your social media platform. You're the lowest of the lot.
>>220427413You'll be quitting and getting a job then hmm?
>>220427457think the freaks on here like him because they want to gawk at one of the only humans lower on the social ladder than them
Two steps ahead always
>>220427457he's got a 4k camera. what have you got?
>>220427457people who think they're better than him watch because a tranny freak thinks they're superior to a fat dosser who stinks of fish and shit and has never worked a day in his life
>>220427302Yep, liver's definitely on the way out. Got a year left maybe.
>>220425925do you think he posts here
>>220427476trvke same reason rorke never shuts up about trannies and brownses
could I have a quick word in my office?
>>220427514:(
the parasite always brings up mouse for no reason
>>220427471done him
>>220427514is that sacked tranny
>>220425360The fact that I could believe this just goes to show the state of this country
>>220427521Are you going to suck me off in there?
>>220427514jesus fuck did a dog chew his cock off?
can't wait for when SSM inevitably carks it
right im dropping this show its meant to be about space but 90% of it is boring 1970s drama
NEW>>220422288>>220422288
>>220427514There’s 2 posters that say they want to be a girl regularly and I’ve seen one of their penises and that’s not them
>>220427592thats not the new
old thread mong grinning to himself as the thread approaches the bump limit. can barely contain his excitement hovering over the post button just waiting for the moment
>>220427624>>220427624>>220427624
>>220427413I tried to warn you but nobody listened
>>220427587bluds watching Life On Mars
