cute edition
>>220427624mogged
>>220427624penile colony more like
>>220427624that cant be right can you genuinely drive horizontally across the uk in half a day
everyone dies in the end
>>220427624britcels quiver at australian might
its 12pm why arent you at work?
>>220427659dont know sorry
>>220427673why not
>>220427659Can run it if you leg it
>>220427624the habitable parts of Poostralia are only 4 times the size of Shitain
>>220427659you can drive the full length top to bottom in half a day lad
>>220425360>>220427552someone's labelled some homemade ones as "Spiced spring bun's" in our office kitchen
>>220427642ktim!
>>220427689civil service is it?
>>220427659can do vertically in a day
>>220427683yes we know bore off borelord
>>220427689woke strikes again
>>220427659europe is a tiny continent without russia
>>220427689grimwould punch the fuck out of them me (the buns)
>>220427689like easter eggs they're a thing of the past
>>220427624New South Wales seems like such a random name to give to this vast portion of land
lads. it's rorke, he's lost it. he's stood in the kitchen ripping up and throwing about the spicy buns that rasheed brought in
>>220427684>>220427699you lads should be going on fun little adventures then theres loads of cool stuff to see in the uk
Rorke furious about the the food names changing yet he’s never even stepped foot in a church since primary school
by the order of the spiced buns
egg
eidster eggs
New East Brixton
>>220427787kek
>>220427624Honestly why on earth would one live anywhere in Australia that isn't coastal?
>>220427827scared of sharks
>>220427821This feels like the start of a gay porn
>US about to leave NATO>UK about to rejoin EUwhat's the world coming to lads
>>220427698yeah, complete with the necessary allergy and ingredient list
Leftypol sperging out in Waitrose because they're not called chicken kyivs but insisting easter food name changes aren't a big deal
>>220427874europe is healing
>>220427874>>UK about to rejoin EUhope to fuck they dont
>>220427891Yes...leftypol is doing that...
>>220427827being an aboworking the minesevading the police after killing two of them
>>220427874Help! My defensive alliance doesn't want to help me murder a bunch of iranian school girls and goat farmers
>>220427913ARE DEZI
>>220427880love these>rashida who works on the 27th floor has a slight nut allergy so nobody's allowed to bring nuts into the whole building
50% of English DNA north of the Humber comes from 19th century Irish migrantsPakistanis and Eastern Europeans will equally integrate their genetics into the English gene pool
trump will go down as a great US president, maybe you don't see why yet but it'll become clearer over the next decade or so
>>220427933afternoon heatherfreak
>>220427869seen a lot of those have you?
>>220427933what a scrumptious young lady
>>220427952Who hasn't?
>>220427940built for emaciated Korean professional starcraft players
>>220427933wouldn't mind more immigration like her
>>220427931except its usually some white boy neek and not “Rashida”
>Storm Dave set to batter UK with gales and blizzards over Easter weekend
>>220427891Kyiv is the correct spelling in English. "Gesture egg" is fine, who cares. The UK should be secular anyway.
>>220427995/epl/ melties making the news
havin a cuppar
>>220427995My car broke so I'm delivering Uber eats by bicycle fml
hope the ayatollah drops a nuke straight into my arse
>>220428000Kiev is fine who cares
>>220428043>the ayatollahmate...
gm chaps
Is afternoon /brit/ just full of the rejects, neets and bums?
slightly dodgy package i ordered is saying ‘on hold’ and ‘exception’ with dhlberg now it’s got to the uk
might watch last nights america first
>>220428058mornin
Turkiye
>>220428067idk but i certainly fit the bill
>>220428067no there are also wfhchads
>>220428067I'm at work but I'm IT so I just sit around waiting for stuff to go wrong while pretending to work
>>220428069Define "slightly dodgy"
>>220428049Wrong. That's an incorrect spelling of the Ukrainian capital city in the English language.
i'm gay
getting a 6% pay rise de lods
>>220427995FUCKS SAKE DAVE IM TRYNA EAT SOME EGGS HERE
>>220428085Hey spaki
>>220428129contains certain chemicals
The moon is full lads, which is good. Astronauts can’t land on a crescent shaped moon.
>>220428162Spellings aren't universal, it has become more acceptable to use American spellings in British English, so why not Russian transliterations?
>>220428231squeaky bum time
Legit boss ass nigga
dave has bad wind this weekend lads... hide yourselfs
President Trump
should I play a Pokemon Emerald ROM hack or OSRS lads
starting to think they're correct about the so called woke right
>>220428342OSRS is a good game and worth playing, but I still prefer Emerald
fanois
don't all post at once now
just realised something
Bird just hit me with the 'happy birthday bestie'AHA
lol just saw this 5 year old little black kid drowning. i could have saved him, but chose not to. oh well, more biomass for fertilizer i suppose
getting quite a lot of out of office replies desu
>>220428485>>220428497>>220428529Bizarre
>>220428540im out of office todaybusy wanking and eating crisps
>>220428485my arse sweat has that irresistible pungent smell. this is true
>>220428543
>>220428548youre out of the office every day you fat dosser
>>220428558not trueim employed and my depressed demeanour is proof of that
just realised the cia is pushing the puritan stuff on zoomers so they think everything is icky and since normcattle are brainless theyre glad to sign away more privacy rights to make sure no one can do anything icky again
never got to shag a women older than me around age 18-21 sad never shagged in any other case either tbf
Free free Scotland Scotland will be free from the river to the sea
Just seen an old woman stop in the middle of a cross-roads because she thought the light on the road she was trying to enter applied to her because it turned red when she was already well past the line from the road she came from.Bet she pays like 1/4 of what i pay in insurance as well
a wimmoway a wimmoway a wimmoway a wimmoway
the "great" woke royal mail brigade failed to deliver my drugs on time despite choosing 24hr post THE DAY BEFORE YESTERDAY
>>220428543esoteric knowledge. you wouldn't get it
need handjob from cuddy from house MD
>>220428593yeah, i saw that too
nth for the holodem
>>220428606stiletto urethra sounding
Sir Alysa Liu
>>220428617i dont want that
the UK should be secular but that shouldnt apply to muslims, or hindus, or sikhs, or jews.
sc*ttish women are BUILT FOR BIG ANGLO COCK
>>220428613SCRWE
>>220428613thanks for labelling yourself. I was in my own car so that can't be me on the side of the road
wish it would rainlove parking my car in a random lot at night while it's raining and listening to audiobooks
>>220428623ervryeone in the UK should die
ramming crayons down the ol' 'rethra
>>220428626Will you shut up man
>>220428615yes very good embrace the frenzied flame
got the flat end of a metal spatula up my cock
>>220428647Get out our general then you crusty incel cunt
>>220428674australians own brit
poo for brekkypoo for teapoo for youand poo for me
>>220428613
>>220428626can tell you have that nasally autism accent irl from this post alone
MotorbreathTHE SIGN OF LIVING FAST
>>220428685You own nothing
>>220428705please visit australia
>>220428721You niggas bout to run out of petrol
all australians should be arrested
me affi bun it
>>220428687i love peepoo loves mewe're a poo pee family
y'all mind if a brotha pops some cashews?
>>220428666>t. seething sc*toid who had his bitch stolen by an ALPHA ANGLO-SAXON BVLL
>>220427652Done 'em in
>>220428754
*skreee skreee*
visited australia once. strange place.
>>220428645what an absolute pathetic faggotplease don't ever breed
>>220428735tylko jedno gwowie mam
>>220428774skreign
class 3 meltdown in progress
>>220428774hwol
>>220428794no need for that
the uk should have secular arabic girls who wear hoodies & have cocks and like to hunt down and rape whimsical neeks
>>220428774scromutomufromulating
>>220428731nah it'll be finemy car has some problems leaking oil, oil light, etc. so i've been taking the bus to work for this week anywaysbtw do people in britain say thank you / wave to the bus driver when alighting? idk about other states but where i live everyone does it even the chinese and indians
>>220428794can't be calling other people virgins when youre lashing out at randoms with incel rage lad
>>220428645are you bent
lost 4 stone in a month eating one meal a day
>>220428819you should be in jail
what's the best dessert and why is it toffee pudding
Albo just announced a new government support package for more shitty Bradley edits
>>220428850
>>220428836how much is that in pebbles
>>220428850it lush, especially when made with dates
>>22042886156
>>220428829not thanking the bus driver is a fucking crime
>>220428829yeh.we also do a little wave to other drives when they give way. i say 'we' but you can probably guess the sorts of people who dont do that.
>>220428831had sex doebeit, and i'm pretty good at it too. just ask your mum
I used to shag a Scottish alt girl in uni and she always said she hated English people and especially me but we were still friends even though she hated meactually if we were romantically involved I would've liked to marry her, she was very nice
>>220428861about 50
>>220428774Braderodactyl
>>220428645*knocks on your window and mimes taking earnuds out*
>>220428879you don't have to be a virgin to be a crusty incel freak
Rorke:>*yeets spider*Spider:>Come fly with meeeeeee lets fly let’s fly awayyyyyyyy…The beetle the spider lands next to just minding his own business:>WHAT THE HELL? WHAT TYE HELL? WHAT THE HELLY? WHAT THE HELLYONCE?Leftypol:>Rorke are you on giffgaff or something mate?True story
>>220428850lemon meringue pie chads RISE THE FUCK UP!!
>>220428886scottish hatred of the english is performtive, they actually worship us and need us to exist just to get through the day
>>220428669Was funny seeing the chat flooded with ranni beggars when CC called it the good ending
>earnuds
>>220428886I never shagged at uni. never shagged at all
>>220428893well that's me done>*slithers back into my evil little incel cave*
>>220428895shitting my knickers and howling like a gibbon
>>220428882I'M STILL STANDING
I'll thank the bus driver if im going out the front But if im going out the middle door, im not yelling thank you accross the bus. I MIGHT raise my hand a bit to him but i wouldn't actually wave it but im not waving it side to side either
>>220428774Birbders
not long before someone starts posting toddler Bradleys
How the fuck I'm African American?Bitch, I'm American terroristFifth grade, smarter than my parents
>imagine paying to go to schoolfucking kill yourself, and if you have any offspring you should kill them too
>>220428908Might be the same for the Welsh to be honest, most of them don't even know why they hate us they just know they're supposed to
bardley wash
Gladly, Walsh
niggas who barely managed compulsory education and have no career path be like:imagine paying to go to school
rapetoil loometh
It's mad how ugly poor people are, like it's not just that they don't wear makeup, they're just all genuinely fugly. Why is this?
mum's mates are over and one of them just sat on my lap and bounced on it while laughing when mumberg went outsidewtf
>>220428950making yourself this furious at literally nothing is 83iq dole bludger behaviour
1st Infantry 'Rorke's Rifles' Regiment
10x, 50x, even 100x lushall the way and it just right
>>220428989weird thing to make up
>>220428989why'd he do that then
>>220428975>no capital letters>no full stops>incorrectly spelt wordskek oh no no no NO! haha x
>>22042900660x lush
4th Incel Rape Batallion "Flying Bradleys"
ripping the dog in half
>>220428943babybrad
>>220428990another rodent caught in my mouse trap>*stomps you into dust*
>>220429017you're tapped if you think i'm ever going to make an effort in my 4chan posts
>>220429014squealung
menulogging some dimmies then going down bunnings
>>220429035scormign
sad that I’ll never be able to do normal people things
>>220428989You're in lad
heard tell that Mousey wears a CPAP machine because he thinks it extracts all the evil overnight
the seething brit keeps replying to me BEGGING for my attention kek pathetic. must be sc*ttish
is it possible to anonymously report a crime to the london met or transport police?i have video footage of a guy taking upskirt photos on the tube and groping children
>>220429035awwwww x
>>220429035gaggling
>i have video footage of a guy taking upskirt photos on the tube and groping children
>>220429065google broken?
>>220429062you're not special
>>220429065why is anonimity important here?
>>220429065get the photos posted
>>220429065whys it have to be anonymous just go tell them
>>220429065teehee caught me
>>220429065Is he white?
>>220429087>>220429096>>220429097he followed this woman home in the dark with his camera about one foot from her arse. she kept crossing the road and trying to get away and he just kept recording her.
Just felt a very hungry pain in my stomach and then my mouth filled with saliva like I was about to be sickPerhaps I need multiple packets of crisps
>>220429097Why did you just ask someone to upload content of children being sexually assaulted, even as a joke?
mr bean teddy rule 34 video (720p)
erm
Shoving dog poo up my arse and turning it into human poo
>>220429109LMAO
Will Scotland leave the UK soon? I hope they join the EU so I can travel there easily and Scottish cuties travel here.
>>220429109after 15 minutes of stalking she got her phone out and called someone
>>220427624>cute australia
some actual weridos on here
>>220428840yeah with the arab futanari girlthey should do that on the tellylike a challenge show
>>220429138uh, it was you, wasn't it?you're the one filming them, aren't you?
sir jesus christ
Bok Dexter håller sina offer vid liv och torterar dem. Vivisektioner, borttagning av kroppsdelar etc. I serien hugger Dexter dem bara en gång och styckar dem sedan när de är döda.
>>220429117He asked for the photos, which obviously means the upskirt ones. Not the videos, which would depict children. Why you always thinking about children being sexually assaulted man, you are grim
dont like this
>>220429056Like what?
Ripping fistfulls of dog poo out my dogs bumhole and shoving it up my own bum
>>220429137no. sorry
>>220429143elding ring ...
>>220429117>/brit/ reading comprehension
>>220429173get fucked by an arab futanari girl in the stationary cupboard after a slow burn romance
>>220429170>He asked for the photos, which obviously means the upskirt ones. >Not the videos, which would depict children.This distinction was not made apparent in the post, why are you sticking up for a nonce?
>>220429138Tell us more?
>>220428245British spellings are definitely preferred in the UK over American spellings. If a child at school were to write "color" instead of "colour" they would probably lose marks. If a journalist at the BBC were to write "color" they would probably have that spelling changed by the editor. "Colour" is the accepted spelling in the UK, just like "Kyiv" is the accepted spelling of the Ukrainian capital city.
>>220427659The UK is fucking tiny. You could jump it on a jet ski.
>>220429164but i have enough information for police to find him
>>220429197It was made in the post he was replying to. Yes it was.
euurhhgh.. uuoeehrhh
god i wish smell-o-vision were real
Chicken Kyivs
>please talk to me about my fetish and engage with this totally true story
>>220429223No, all the original poster claimed to have is video. Can you read?
>>220429197I'm not a nonce
>>220429224me when I get my fucking head caved in with a metal pipe
>>220429224mate your cloning equipment is messed up it keeps creating these deficient bradleys
>>220429211Couldn't jump you on a jet ski though could I, you hulking mass
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4VgbZ8e4jc
ok ill do it
>>220427745https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxKnFckhzUs
>>220429262here is the thumbnail
>>220429198>>220429235he does aggressive upskirt videos but there's a reflection on the tube where you can see his face does it in front of camerasi have the timestamps, police could easily identify him
>>220429241euurrrhhggh
yanks think "shooting the breeze" actually means shooting guns at the wind
>>220429237horrible bait you retarded turbo nonce mong
>>220429262
>>220429262>stop stretching, start... stretching?
>>220429279How so? Concession accepted in advance.
>>220429242The only reason you couldn't jump me on a jet ski is because poms rust in water and you're allergic to sunlight.
>>220429272why are you looking at this grim shit to begin with
um
when you park so wrong ee headlights smash bumper breaky shuttle bang bang bang like fucking pinball
>>220429304why you watching cartoon networkd NYGUH
>>220429309speak English beast
>>220429301Sorry, I've already established it's because you're massive. This is not your narrative to change, thus you remain canonically fat and unjumpable.
>>220429178Oh elden ring
FOR THE RECORD I have photos of the perpetrators, not the groping or upskirt photosi want to send the PHOTOS OF THE PERPETRATOR to the police >>220429302saw it on /gif/ and recognised it's on the tube so i thought i could help by looking for reflections of clues about who is behind iti know so far that it's a black man with a red baseball cap and air jordans
>>220429309jus' waitin' fer a m8
keep seeing japanese stoners with their illegal weed setups on twitter despite the fact it's treated like meth over there
>>220429342shut da fuck up nigga
>>220429272Post proof?
>>220429342can you just have a wank and stop subjecting us to your interactive fetish ahh shit
Any scrimblo man in?
A HA !
any 29 year old kids in
gay rape and anal pussy
well so look at you screaming and shouting like an angry turnip you fucked up ridiculum
>>220429386crying
>>220429377...yh
>>220429391
The person behind the Manchester night out channel is Swedish btw, possibly an Albanian living in SwedenIt was on the BBC his name is Florjan Reka
>>220429386fucking ripping a niggers head off
>>220429414S
>>220429414s
>>220429335Aww, I was hoping for some bants. That's weak as piss.
>>220429414
no one:employed woman: i am gigidumbledore:the jedi council:donald trump:the avengers:the /brit/dem:rorke: pass the dutchie pon di left hand side
>>220429447i'm going to injure you
>>220429447fucking raping my da
>>220429447giggled at thisso fucking retarded
>>220429458
>>220429447fucking roaring
>>220429447Chuune
>>220429513>>220429513>>220429513
