All these shitty edits of Bradley aren't funny, whoever is making them must be about 10 years old
Oh hi Seaside Mark!
just got raped in greggs
rorke stuck in the Grid
>>220429540
still creasing at that rorke post
does any other general have the same absurd humour as /brip/
>>220429556In Wollonpoo, New West Hebrides?
not giving him a (you) because it's stupid shit but I laughed at the OP
a bearded fish! how delightfully silly
>/brip/
must hit image limit
mental illness
>>220429513This fella has a great channel on anglo-saxon myth and history literally not me btw I just think it's a good channelhttps://www.youtube.com/@the_past_and_curious
>>220429601POV: You're Employed Womans batty hole
remember back in secondary school and all the other kids bullied you for not having an air fryer
>>220429619
>>220429623SCREECHINF
watching seasidemark live in the officehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgWa3niK9hY
>>220429601POV: you're marie trying to escape
>>220429619disappointed you didn't save them under descriptive names
I miss rorkelike a desert miss the rain
>>220429634thought this stupid boring fat cunt was dead
>>220429620nice one this guys doing an anglo saxon homestead https://www.youtube.com/@gesithasgewissa
>>220429586..yh
>>220429634why has he spent £310 on ram
How would you react
doing a gleeful autism dance every time a new bradley is posted
nygughh
>>220429634>2 watching now
>>220429659Rorke: Origins
seasidemark trying to buy ddr5 ram just because it's expensive
>>2204296661. heatherfreak2. mark with the stream open in the background
>>220429634>>220429656Stop replying to yourself to drum up a false sense of interest in your smelly lolcow
incel demoralisation material again is it?
>>220429659I would sprint home and spam /brit/ with bbc's
>>220429630
>GoodVibesOnlyBruvWhich one of you is this?
>>220429677nobody tell him there's a RAM price crash coming
>>220429659I would go to Sweden and find a pure girl there
>>220429656he needs it for youtube
>>220429659id be very thankful i found out she was damaged goods that early
>>220429659she's holding a jamaica flag maybe he should have seen that coming
>>220429688Fuck off, seasideMark is one of the fundamental reasons I've been coming here, after warning you about the political-historical context of covid and manufactured crises in western capitalism
>>220429601do you think he's ever shagged
God i want a dominatrix experience so badly. Nothing like that here
>>220429723fuck off back to /britfeel/ yourself you daft cunt, nobody even posts about seasidemark here anymore
genuinely cried laughing at this first time it got posted
doing some grunting
>>220429726he's the creampie king mate
sir poo roar
>you lost beef
>>220429729are you employed jeff where do you get your money? my impression of you is that youre very wealthy but maybe not
It must be a cathartic feeling leaving a bad woman before having children with her.You were one night of sex from being chained to a her for the next 18 years
right well thats some my little pony futanari scat porn then isnt it
>>220429729He is on that grindset
Nothing funnier than dying near Christmas. Just imagine some little children looking forward to Santa visiting then suddenly their dad is dead
oh my days boomerbros
>>220429712Having sex doesn't damage a woman and neither does having relations with foreigners Most men, 95%, wouldn't care if a girl had a black partner before.
>>220429736for me it weas this one >>220429769
>>220429786are you a bear
>>220429780
MAUMAUTMAU
>>220429790ok thanks incel
>>220429790You just made that up
>>220429786"what about DA OAYPEEZ!!!"
>>220429755My family is well off yes. My dad passed in January but the business still runs. Liquid i have over half a million
Just learned that because of the two child benefit cap ending it is now possible for an unemployed family with three children to be better off than a family of 2 who make £70k a yearWow
nth for the gyaldem
I've worked hard for my 6.2% pay rise
raping a goomba
>>220429829Mad that, we should just leave poor people to die in the street and turn them into fertiliser for locust farms
rorke, mate...
Arrived at mum's for Easter yesterday.Fixed her flush (leaked), the bathroom doorhandle (loose) and installed new shelves already.Never imagined I'd become such a handy lad. Homeownership changes a man.
>>220429659Heathechad would've loved this post
rorke doing the alysie liu stateside dance in his room
>untaoiled vs tailored suitdamnshould I just throw away all my untailored suit?I had no idea I looked so hideousbut tailored suits cost north of a grand aye?
>>220429821im jelly enjoy it
>>220429786obviously an indian pretending to be a boomer
>>220429867Good on ya, I only paid to change a lamp installation becauae my dad is a mastwr procrastinator
>>220429867don't you have work nigga?
>>220429878left is more swag
>>220429878>but tailored suits cost north of a grand aye?no
seasideMARK coming back is a bigger comeback than Oasis
>>220429878A tailored suit gets you a £3k bonus by the end of the year
>>220429903your mum is more slag
>>220429910fuck off back to /britfeel/
maddening how blacks are starving in GAYfrica lmao rodent scum can't even feed themselves lmfaorofl
test
>>220429896On holiday for Easter until the end of next week.
>>220429878he's picked an ill-fitted unflattering suit as the comparison so this is very misleading. build is all that matters, if you're in shape just buy a suit off the rack and you'll still look good
>>220429878>current year>not sandlermoding ngmi
>>220429937kinda hard
>>220429881I think this'll be my last year. Now that my dad's gone, got no one left. Headed on a trip in June to see if a beautiful place makes me feel better
>>220429917hoirbble young man
>>220429922Rorkey melty
rorke thinking a tailored suit and a fresh trim will fix his insufferable autistic incel personality
>>220429910new grief angle was certainly unexpected. he moved on from the TMAU excuse
big companies be like >join our gay little club and earn good boy points!
let me guess. you need more.
>>220429951plenty in this world worth living for mate just let it play out
>>220429917DONE THAT AUSSIE LIKE A SHRIMP ON A BARBIE
>>220429960they wont like this
Lads, livechat shot up to 20!>>220429965It is still in the description ROARING
>>220429979holy sovl
>>220429979>computer gets a special little room>the bed? uhhh just put it in the living room/kitchen combo
think i would be a good investigator but dont want to be apolice officier
you can chart the decline of the British economy by how "living in your childhood bedroom" went from an insult for socially maladapted losers to the norm for everyone under 27
rorke larping at work that he has a sore back and asking the new girl to pick up his dropped pen
gfberg giving me this look whenever I trim her
>>220429979he's got no wardrobe or drawers does he only have one outfit
>>220429979sleeping where you cook, absolutely SHANT, awfully smelly and dirty
>>220430019the norwood reaper waits for no woman
>>220430016*starts charting decline*
>>220429951The excruciating hurt will pass, don't be in a hurry to meat your maker
why do they call it disinformation when they could just say misinformation
>smelly>duhtyDon't forget mOsty
>>220430045who is "they"
rorke thinks you can get throat cancer from eating pussy
>>220430058dunno, just people
In Britain it is illegal to create a fake nude picture
>>220430036I uhh no that's just what some people's hair looks like
sir decline charter
>>220429923are you a glowie trying too hard to fit in or just a bit autistic
>>220430071In Finland it is illegal to not show up to conscription and die in Russia
sir unfunny irish spammer
flexing on the broke niggas in /brit/
sir feelings hurter
a gif? you flex on me with a gif?
andjew tate getting his shit pushed in by a literal who has got to be the funniest thing this decade
took 8 days of annual leave so i could have 2 weeks off around the easter bank holidays and i just fucking know i will spend it all here doing the same shit i do on work dayswhere is even there to do outside?
snapping my cock off like a carrot
>>220430121LMAO
sir bradpoo walsh
leftypol packing migrants into his newly built underground biomass silo
>>220430081i'm currently in Surry Hills if you want to sort it out dog
>>220430141clav? thought tate was a fan of him
>>220430149Nothing if you don't have a girlfriend
was flying on the pullups today
>>220430174i do but we've been together for 5 years so it's effectively the same as being single because if we went anywhere we'd just be stuck with each other
>>220430165vault-tec origin story
Before Adam was given a wife he had to have a stable and profitable jobFor Eve to get Adam she took his rib
Rorke on the emotional warpath
>>220430205do goyim really
ffs got to pay attention to this memento film so i know whats happening
>>220430165right and if there's a fire in one of the rooms near the top, aaron?
>>220430165me getting a bottom level flat and suffocating to death
>>220430205She fit
kattberg
>>220430247it's more immersive if you can't remember what's happening tbf
>My dad passed in January
>>220430247good film that but yeah you need to actually watch it
>>220430255right and if there's a fire in one of the rooms near the bottom of a skyscraper?how is this any different
>>220430263free canaries for anyone on the bottom floors. sorted
which kino should I watch while drinking wine shortly lads>The Good, the Bad and the Ugly (1966) >Barry Lyndon (1975)>The Life and Death of Colonel Blimp (1943)
the part where they all spit in his drink is grim
cleared my history and i'm back on captcha level 1
/brit/ is fucking unusable what a sorry sight
>>220430363nightmare
universal credit phone appointment 10 minutes late! but if I was 5 minutes late to an appointment they'd sanction me! truly a pathetic institution
>>220430265lovely katt :D
>My friend was at a pub quiz and phoned me. He asked, “What's the second biggest state in the USA?">I said "Texas.">He rang off and next minute I got a text from him saying, “What's the second biggest state in the USA?”...
not feeling generous with my (you)s toady
I feel like such a bitch boy lol. Every time Im around a black guy, especially tall ones and/or with deep voices, I just sorta get socially awkward and nervous. Like I feel like they're most likely walking around with a massive third leg, which makes them more confident and give off a lot of big dick energy. Idk its like I get sad that I know I can never match their level of confidence (and especially not in penis size too) and it makes me feel like I give off small dick energyIve been going through cycles of feeling really insecure and anxious about it but then i get incredibly horny just picturing the BBC
>>220430450boring fetishposting
>>220430437solid probably. I mean gas has to be number one surely? i can't see liquid being larger than solid. most of the land is land after all
alright spaino or zeidy or whoever the cuck freak is here so i'm off to do more worthwhile things with my life. later losers
fuck up rorke your gran's a goth
I’m a goth unironically
>>220430533but is your gran
>>220430543Nah
>>220430437The State Of Disrepair!
almost time x
sup crodie
>>220430597School holidays mate. Not for another week yet
doing a VERY nice poo
>>220430437I don't understand this
been on the dating app for a week dont think im going to find a woman i like but its ok im alright being alone
>>220430612oh, thanks for letting me know :)
>>220430631>texas>text us
the jaundicedem
yeah but heres the thing right yes exactly yes now you get it
>>220430710Ohhhh rightShould have known really
any cock hungry arse slaves in?
>>220430734Think carlybender finishes work at 5
>>220429550The Brad of Diamonds
>>220430684pooing
thankfully i don't like in birmingham but i don't understand why everyone just doesn't leave?
was driving home just now and the thought occurred to me that i am an aussie legend
soon:>sir rosenior! sir rosenior! tea is ready
>>220430771hello you absolute legend
>>220430771then did you slam both feet on the brakes?
>>220430771please rape my arse
i remember when 4chan was down for a few days and i was so happy when i saw a /brit/ thread on that other site it was like being lost on an island and randomly discovering an old friend was also there
yeh yeh yeh but tippy tappy katy snappy x
>>220430767Mad this is how football began hundreds of years ago
>>220430795>>220430807sad little arselicking gimps
try discord, maybe he's AFK at the moment
your nan's got a jet ski in her driveway and won't let you rev it
>>220430863thats because you never dry rev a jet ski you tard
>>220430900alri nan
Gorpheus Meltdown
>>220430900you his nan or something?
nah that's mad and unreal and mental that is
i'm gonna rev it when you're not in you horrible old bitch
>>220430777What’s he having?
hes actually pinging heatherfreak on discord rn OMMMMMMMMDZZZZZZZ
When someone walks past you, you ever worried that person might just pull out a knife and stab you in the neck and put an end to your shit existence?
>>220430957depends on their colour
he’ll be hopping on the botty in a minute uh oh!!
>>220430957Nah I live in a 99% white area mate
>>220430957no my life is awesome actually
>>220430957not since i started wearing one of these
>>220430957Not me I live in Cornwall you see
right, shower time
>>220430992Cornish people are feral animals
rare catberg!
>>220431060Rorke scran
>>220431055you should bite into a coffee mug as hard as possible
>>220431055mmhm couple of m12s
>>220431060how does a co-op meal deal differ from a tesco meal deal?
grow the fuck up retards you arent funny
turning on the vpn to click on an imgur link has it really come to this lmao
>>220431095monster energy drink counts as part of the tesco meal deal
>>220431060who's that in the background?
wonder what the scran is like at monk's cafe
>>220429513$15 just btw
>>220431172You have Culver's in Seth Efricker?
>>220431172yeah but you have to live in a failed state so the trade off isnt worth it
>you should bite into a coffee mug as hard as possible
>>220431186The mind of a foid is truly bizarre
>>220431131went to a place in NY that claimed to be the place where Seinfeld was invented and is the inspiration for Monk's Cafe. Food was alright
>>220431202the mind of a balding retard whose worldview is based on tabloid headlines is truly bizarre
There are currently 14 humans in space right now.
>>220431172Scran Africa
>>220431172Nerissa Ravencroft loves that grub
>>22043123215, i'm there too
>>220431232we're all in space if you think about it
>>220431210what's it called?
Couldn’t finish reading that lad’s post as the first word got me hard :/
>>220431247>>220431086>>220430771funny lads right here
From WWF to the streets of Gosport. What a fall from grace
12
>>220431273:/
>>220431232Space burials when? I want my corpse to be punted into the moon so I don't rise up when Christ returns
>>220431251>>220431273big um
>>220431319seems like a lot of pajeets have great hair and beard genes but it's absolutely wasted on their smelly brown flesh
>>220431319Swag
will we ever truly know what's going on inside rorke's head?
>>220431268https://www.tripadvisor.com/ShowUserReviews-g60763-d459367-r816762715-Westway_Diner-New_York_City_New_York.html
just got hard reading a number again ffsit’d just gone down too
dog killerlet's kill the dogs tonightkill them dog killerlet's kill every dog in sight
>>220431357The rape screams of a million British girls as they take all 8 inches
oh my giddy aunt
one of the worst things about getting older is the hair on your bodyhave to trim my back, chest, pubes, even my fucking arsecrack otherwise i turn into a carpetit's every 6 months now, utterly dreadful
>>220431378cheers big ears
crodies. wagwan
>>220431351his hair and beard looks shit though
>>220431393Kys
>>220431401Older, fatter, balder
>>220431384for me it's typing random letters and numbers for a cursory Google search AJT-069
Was going to have chicken and chips with beans tonight but don't have a tin of beans in the cupboard.
>>220431393menacing post
>>220431415Wg1 crodie
>>220431446fuck howl
>>220431401my chest hair is going grey
it's brew O'clock
>>220431419because he doesn't know how to style itpakistanis/indians usually have thick straight black hair which would look great on a white guy
>>220431419nah they're just attached to a smelly ugly brown man
>>220431420*hymen snap*
>>220431401Glad I'm a woman so can avoid this. Same with male pattern balding
>>220431435Umm!!!
>>220431446I forgot beans yesterday as wellHad to have my potato with just butter
Not even kidding just got stopped by a lass wearing jorts and fishnets and she complimented my outfit and yes she was fit
>>220431536take the fucking piss
might start wearing jorts and fishnets, Rorke's California Girl summer 2026
>>220431536AWT-069 is sfw promise*crosses fingers*
13 y o g's
>>220431555i never once got a compliment from a girl until i got married then all of a sudden the flirting startedwish i'd waited a little longer
>>220431435what does this mean
>>220431503have you watched all 10 hours of seasideMARK today?
>>220431555Fit check now
Rare giant anteater pup born at Blackpool Zoo as visitors get first glimpse of 'tiny arrival'
if Mark were a fish he'd be seasideSHARK LOL
>>220431666
>>220431663Only just got in from work currently loosening my load then I'll start
lets go>>220427624>>220427624
>>220431673
>>220427632>>220427632>>220427632
>>220431673i thought this was something gross and perhaps penis related from the thumbnail, but i guess it's cute
>>220431691that mean you're having a wank?
>>220431673So they're saying this is rorke
I hear EW is shooting his load
>>220431660Codes for japanese media, I posted a bad code tho. Try >>220431635
