Gherkins are lush on burgers and sandwiches
>>220441056heathermong soprano
I will stay thereAlso my post about the village wasn’t intended to come as racist but no I’ve not seen any of them now you mention it
we owe Pope Paul III an apology
sacked tranny thinks zeidy was referring to timomfdz what a spasticgood grief
my greengrocer is actually brown
>>220441056KAHTEEM, KAHTEEM, KAHHHHHHHHHHTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>220441091not heatherspecimen m8
>>220441107what do you expect from a man who wears women's clothes
>>220441099mad how retarded american fundamentalists have done more damage to christianity than literally anything else
just cracked open an easter egg
I know Timmy (Belgian gimmick) and Timmy (fat freak in nappies) are separate entities but they still share many similarities and are the laughing stock of /Brit/Likewise seasideMARK has a VIP pass to the gherkin
sir rosenior! sir rosenior! the katies are downstairs
>>220441145Not allowed
Katamari niggas ww8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGaTaLsRO48
>>220441089how about a big black onyx in your hole yodie xcronem can arrange dat fo you
>>220441154Shut up you transgender paedophile
>>220441091
>>220441154You are literally a 'timmy' thoughTimmy means all white men
>>220441145too fucking early
is it true yanks don't celebrate easter?
>>220441154You're an idiot, truly truly an idiot.
how much do you use AI in your job?
>>220441169Would fair enjoy that I reckon
>>220441154Ms. Woman I love your book btw
>>220441154You just accused seaside mark of being a paedo there you know that right?
>>220441143check this one out bro
>>220441154you're a dunce
>>220441189actual fucking screaming
>>220441191im starting a new tradition where i eat like a pig all of lent and then fast for 1 day
introducing the local nursing home to dungeons & dragons
um
The US president sure does seem to love Israel
>>220441154mark is a fat paedo dosser he's no better than timtim at least has the excuse that he randomly developed schizophrenia
>>220441206say no more mouldiebashsquad on their way to shrewsbury right nowrapid EWtappy about to commence x
it's a post pandemic world
>>220441275Tim is faking it for benefits it's literally fraud
>>220441278love her
>>220441278sick of the sight of this cunt
>>220441267Well, yeah, Netenyahu is the US president
>>220441262I've never been banned or warned for posting the word 'nigger'. Hope this helps
>>220441278LOL
>>220441275Struck down in his prime
day 2 of visiting paki shop he still hasn't offered me drugs yet
>>220441291that's rich coming from a man in a dress
have you ever sucked a woman's weenus
Just read about hoe fucked climate change is and that most of humanity will die by the end of the century.
>>220441262>just a warningwell at least we all know that the janny is british
>>220441291projecting malingerer
>>220441189He's mindfucking these dunkeys like you wouldn't believe. This disinformation technique is a friggin ace
>>220441343>>220441351Timmong meltdown
>>220441347this is why it's funny to watch the normies cheering for artemis
>>220441278cumming! CUMMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>220441278Delete this
>>220441331he can smell your inceldom
>>220441278peng
everything the tranny parasite posts is projectionhe tells others to go back to /r9k/ despite posting there for years and being "friends" with other freaks from there like helpernoncehe calls other people's dads nonces or trannies when he is literally a tranny who was nonced by his own unclesame for dole dossing etc.
My aspd impulsivity kicked and i nearly knocked my house mates’s door downWhy can’t I be a good person
got border security australia on
>>220441418no he doesn't trust me yet
45 minutes to buy more cansgod I hate living in this fascist state
>>220441439What did her uncle do??
bellingham showering with that thick creamy expensive shower gel rn
>M&S accuses Sadiq Khan of being soft on crime lmao
>>220441449it's a tough job but someone's got to keep the kangaroos from escaping
>>220441480tore him a new ring
>>220441494yep hilarious
Albanian lady cleans my rancid incelcave for €30. Feels like cheating
>>220441508Save a surgeon doing it
>>220441493don't be gay
>>220441523shag her yet?
>>220441493sir bellingham has been called up to snap in employed womanhis train for shrewsbury leaves within the hourbetter hurry up x
>>220441523she got big tits?
>>220441527wahey
>>220441547chuddy would fucking batter that fat little shit
ai is fucking shite
>>220441547>elite athletes>everyone's obese
Rice pudding in a can
local paki shop owner hooks me up with imported 2x spicy buldakdecent bloke for a you know what
>>220441547Genuinely hate littler now he seems so arrogant
>>220441547stroppy teenager
The new 'eitchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HiLtBnH3h84
didn't a darts player melt his hand or something a little while agowhy are they all so mongy and angry
Puke shitler
Start doing this.
>>220441534>>220441539No, she's a 145cm albanian
>>220441568Lovely plate of cat sickLush
>>220441601buy an ad you boring little rat fuck retard
>>220441604its called having testosterone lil timmy you wouldnt understand LOL
>>220441614don't see the issue
>>220441604North
>>220441578tasty
>>220441579could just buy it onlinethat sounds like too much spicy
>Searching for posts that contain ‘The new 'eitch’.>528 results found.
Any Mancunians in? Where my Mancs at???
>>220441655Fucking shithole
>>220441649seems a bit automated spambotty
>>220441649529 now
>>220441643With some cinnamon
>>220441604
>eat 1200kcal>weigh myself in the morning>weight gain
>>220441645would rather support a local BAME-owned businessit is VERY spicy but goes well with a cheese omelette x
>>220441613
the pink buldak are my most favouritestcarbonara :)
>>220441694You can add a tiny bit of mayo to the sauce and stir it in and it becomes enjoyable
April fools
yo jimmy hit me with that triple h
Makes me cringe my nut off when zoomers pretend that Fortnite is a nostalgic gameGassing it up with memes about twisted towers and all thatSoulless boring game zoomzooms missed out on all the online video games worth playing, barring minecraft
Going bed now goodnight
>>220441719Would love to stick my finger into your tight, pink bumhole and wiggle it around to find your prostate
>>220441655The Mancunian candidate
katy unbuttoning crisp charles tyrwhitt
Threw a rock through my jobcentre’s window because my work coach shouted at me
>>220441764unusual post
>>220441698maybe the internet wasn't a very good idea
>>220441767zased
>>220441767the sanctioned one
>>220441767no you flipping dident
>>220441688dartcel rage
>>220441757he'd make a killer ramon salazar
this is why you have a nanopenis
>>220441767I don't even know where I'm supposed to look with minelazy eyed hag
>replying to him
>>220441758I'm a 1991 zoomer but the first 6 months of fortnite was the best gaming in history. nothing now compares to dropping tilted towers with ya boys
forgot to do 35 hours of jobseeking but my fit milf work coach gave me a suckjob instead and let me off without a sanction
>>220441767
>>220441767Your work coach shouted at you did they? What jobcentre was this one?
>>220441793Yea I did, even covered it in Olive oil to hide finger prints
Such a fat piece of a shit I’ll always be fat should just kill myself stupif fat pig idiot cunt bastard
no apprentice thread so i'll post it herekarishma sex arse
>>220441767basedbit mean of them to shout at you you can’t help being a mong can you
>>220441810?
>>220441830Arrogant girl. Get her raped
>>220441843that's nothing. check this one out
metroooo
>>220441843you was nearly 84 stone??
>>220441834Im not doxxing myself on 4chan of all places
>>220441818i played fortnite it's repetitive shite not even close to being best gaming in history
>>220441830um
>>220441868Corrr
I'm freezing outside, I feel my skin tightMy coat is inside, but I look up at you
I think about the glory years of runescape multiple times a day every single dayI just want to go back :(
>>220441912Baffling UI
>>220441912Shit click on tree game
>>220441912it wasnt that good, you were just young
>>220441830Mounting her arse and going ‘tek dat tek dat yh tek it tek it’ while i rape her
MOGGERS only can post in/brit/https://chatgpt.com/
Spartan-kicking niggers into active volcanoes
Booker T Johnson ?
>>220441956S
Is anyone really surprised Scott Mills is a nonce? I mean, hes one of....them
watching new dan snow crusades video
Olivia Rodrigo has officially announced their 3rd studio album "You Seem Pretty Sad For A Girl So In Love", out June 12th.
>>220441975a (former) bbc 'talent'? yeah no surprise really
>>220441843it's too hard lad
some girl I had a crush on back in y10 turned out to be a white supremacist, dodged that bullet
>>220441999Am I allowed to find her ridiculously peng if I'm 35 years old?
>>220441868lucky corner room dweller
>>220441944it was good tbf
GRIMNORTHERNSHITHOLE
>>220442036it's blurry too
>>220442021yeah it's fine, at glastonbury last year they had a camera under the stage purely so we could see up her skirt
sir rosenior just finished golfing in new zealandrapid pj to hongkong to secure new investment deal
Operation Rorke
Get the biomass inGet the line upGet the whites cleansed
going to Chinatown for a churro
>>220442076sup mouldie
>>220442060It raining
Really don't like doggy during sexDon't like seeing a woman's bumhole
>>220442080BlimeyCrickey Corkin ellPiggin noraBloomin eck
>>220442076
Went to my favourite cafe in Hoxton this morning with the dog.A nice, relaxing place - lots of young people. Hopecore vibes.I notice that the barista is a Boriswaver.I ask for the usual Pup Cup/puppacinno for the dog.It’s a cool, fun thing that places like this do.The Boriswaver looks back blankly.I ask again.“And a cup for my Pup, please”He literally doesn’t understand.I see his eyes.As they stare at my dog.And I see only one emotion in them.I see hatred.
operation rorke fury
Really don't like doggy during thexDon't like theeing a woman'th bumhole
>>220441999another dogshit carlybender gimmick
>>220442036burnley?
>>220442034yeah but it feels much better because you forgot or didn't mind the bad parts
racemixing with every race
on the google maps
Good friday tomorrow
i fuck arses
>>220442300how do you know? hasn't even happened yet
feckarse industries
Cluster b personality disorders need to be less stigmatised
>>220442307you fuck man arse
Goodnight team have a great night I'm up at 4:15 am again tomorrow for another shift this time 6:00 am to 13:45 pm
>>220442311Jesus promised it to me 2000 years ago
>>220442278spaki's worst persona by far
business idea: sex with women
Jesus died tomorrow
Just realised that Reform don't actually offer any solutions and are just a bunch of boomers shouting at clouds
>>220442365you'd be in administration
>>220442288
>>220442381ok how u know
>>220442382dont care still voting reform
sir rosenior private jet to hong kong is silver with black leather interior sir rosenior wearing fresh type of fragrance like really fresh
attention needed?
>>220441999Amazing how she had like one album out and then was headlining Glastonbury
>>220442410Decent hog on the lad fair play
Got raped by mum and dad when I was a child me
:)
>>220442414He don't know you like that lil bro
shifty start at 10:30me need a protein snack
>>220442021yes
>>220442444nefarious
The Greens have now overtaken both the Conservatives and Labour, according to the latest polling average
homemissed you all
>>220442382they're basically brexit dead-enders
out with your gf was it
>>220442471I've been telling you all, 2026 is Green
someone vocaroo this is dancehall style>mi spoke to katy yeh she gud>mi spoke to katy yeh she yung gud
>>220442141screm
>bradworthy
no I went to church actuallymissed you
>>220442465we seen di 5 o'clock shadow on timmy's crush
mad how josef fritzl is still alive
I literally can’t hold a job>last job i swore and got fired >fired from Amazon delivery for crashing the van and not reporting the damages >fired from Amazon warehouse for getting too close to a team leader who the manager had a crush on>fired from yodel for shouting at a spastic team leader
i think i'm going to become an indian jewfutureproofing myself
rorke getting his legs behind his ears as he strokes it
mandani causing power cuts in new yorklaser 3000
Sir Captain Jack Sparrow
>let the goyim deal in the real world
bought myself a little shinx plushie today :3
the raped
>>220442036i think it looks nice. where is it?
SHAMONE MOTHERFUCKERHEHE!
Sir Roberto Dezerbi
jason cundy looks like Dave Batista now with his hair transplant
Got the nigger porn on
I was eating this pussy out when she wrapped her legs around my neck and choked me unconscious
>>220441089Love gherkins on cheese burgers.I also only just found out how good piccalilli is. Always thought it was spicy. Love it now on a cheese sandwichOn the Knights cider and vodka cocktails tonight
are coffee shops open on bank holidayshope the cute enby batista is working tomorrow
>>220442658are you the pull up bar lad
it gert lush
>>220442663Yeah it'll be open
>>220442515Timmy when he learn katy been boppin on dem soul poles LOL
>>220442658Who’s that
you'd have to check their opening times on google honey x
>>220442680no
no one:not a soul:not even teryn loghain:leftypol: rorke: we ate rib with this dude!
new mouldie just dropped
Summary of Reform’s positions: - Remove the Equality Act 2010- Remove human rights via exiting ECHR and scrapping the Human Rights Act 1998 - Threaten to fire civil servants if they work from home - Threaten to end working from home generally - Says we should join the Iran war which has caused oil prices to spike - Simultaneously, has no plan to improve energy, housing or transport. And has promised to scrap heat pump grants - Reintroduce the two-child benefit cap, which would put 400,000 kids back in deep poverty - Threatens to deport innocent people who’ve followed all immigration laws - Cosy up to anti-abortion figures in America - Vote against expanded abortion access in Parliament- Vote against clean air and water regulations in Parliament - Remove the Employment Rights Act 2025- Remove the new Renters Rights Act - Privatise what’s left of our assets - Protect pensioner benefits whilst cutting benefits for everyone else - Take donation money almost exclusively from out-of-touch millionaires + billionaires.
exhausted from all the mischievous whimsy I did today for april fools, voice hoarse from the impish squeals of delight, legs tired and cramped from the scampering to and fro
>>220442711the mouldiverse
can i ask them to spit in my chai latte just a little bit
got no mates or anything doesnt bother me, i'll stay in my lane
>>220442725the wogs need gone it's that simple
sir rosenior pompous laughing on facetime yeah?
grabbing that tuft of hair and straight serenading that shit
>>220442773We are your mates
don't know this new mouldie meme
Memba wen mi tek yuh virginityFirst night at rampin shopYuh bawl out wen mi force it inAs di rampin start it stopYuh still feel like a virginAnd yuh kno fi siddung pon cockYuh still bawl wen mi force it in
>>220442773funny little fella
I've had too much sugarIt's time to go a bit WACKY! It's time to go a bit KOOKY!It's time to go a bit LOOPY!
>Farage on Iran: 'We should be supporting the Americans'Sick of this toad
>>220442798heatherpaedo had a meltdown when it was revealed that quorn is made from mould
yeh dats how we do, yeh yeh dats how we do
>>220442802bonjour moule
>>220442802elite ball knowledge
giving himself stomach cancer to own /brit/
just sensed a huge energy surge in the north london area
>>220442758you probably can
>>220442822mmhmm di protein filled meal for di night shift x>>220442826thanks crodie
>There, there. It's only natural. It's called your hymen. It snaps for every girl.
FrozenQuorn Crispy Nuggets (300g / 476g)Cook from frozen. Remove all packaging.Oven 15 MINPreheat oven and baking tray to 220°C/Fan 200°C/Gas 6. Cook on the middle shelf.All appliances vary, these are guidelines only. Check product is piping hot before serving.Air Fryer 12 MINPreheat air fryer to 200°C. Place into basket, shake halfway. Allow to stand for 1 minute.All appliances vary, these are guidelines only. Check the product is piping hot before serving.
Feel like doing a supermarket tier list
the person behind the till in my local shop is on grindr
>>220442851Spurs got a new boss?
>>220442876get him shagged up the arse
there's an effeminate gay man that works at my local tesco that is on grindr
Gyal, whine up your body and whine to di topTurn around, turn around fi a backshotPose pon the cocky like it's a droptopMake me use me Blackberry take a snapshotGyal, add up da sums yah, petty maths thatYour tight pussy plus fi mi fat cock equalPussy open when cocky knock-knockBrowning say, she never see a buddy that black
>>220442884nah the street feaster has fungus bubbling away in his tummy
i saw the tesco "twink" he comes like 2x a night
would genuinely love to fuck a bloke's arse
Ok seeing as the freaks have come out, I propose a new option. Free from cuck spammers. Free from mentalists. >>>/bant/24181117>>>/bant/24181117>>>/bant/24181117
the tombstone is the gayest wrestling move everwho wants some guys sweaty arse and balls in his face
>>220442926skaror
petrol lockdowns are coming. toil from home. free bus passes for essential workers
>>220442904what a grotesque freak of a man
>>220442937*raises paw*
>>220442904she's in my top 10 and I haven't even seen her cock
>>220442952*woman
how come jen from the it crowd is so sexy
might become an old skool london villian, rob my way to the top and become a face, then move to a villa in spain
>>220442971no mate, he's a bloke lol
Literally no reason why Africans should exist
Might shit my arse out my bum next thread
Katy's laptop wallpaper LOL
>>220442974you already have a face
>>220442890he's older and taller than me. yet still looks like he'd be a bottom. no can do
brit supports ai
power bottoms shag willies with their prolapsed anuses
in the pitt, the doctor who supports AI is called Al and talks like a robot
how do you know thy're on grindr
>>220443056They're all on grindr
>>220442972The actress has nice big features. Red hair is sexy. That BBC sitcom she does with Peep Shows Gerard is actually decent
yer da
>>220443067the pale porcelain skin is the best feature of red heads actually
>>220442972she isn't, she's a bit of a minger actually
grindr is not a very nice word is it? implies violence
>>220442994screamingirish diaspora katy's wallpaper
Your new is ready, Sire>>>/bant/24181117>>>/bant/24181117>>>/bant/24181117
*eyes the post count*
>>220443092she cute. girl next door vibes
Diane Morgan has a really cute smile
>>220443175>>220443175
>>220443176there's a third one but i cant think of her right now
>>220443187we're in /bant/ now mate
