>No, yours is perfect, the big ones hurt.
That's what I said to my trans gf <3
>>220441269Why do people hate those kind lies?I've had a girl tell me in detail how his ex fucked her better than me in every way possible and I stopped leaving my house for a monthI wish she could've lied
women get the ick when you ask them if your dick size is okay
>>220441269>haha I am so alpha actually
>>220441269No matter how many 11 inch Vantablack BBC, a [insert your skin colour] baby will slide out her stretched out hole
>>220441334Based Varg
>>220441334>baby>11 inch BBCIf a baby has a dick that big it's probably got a tumor /:
>>220441305Should've just called her a whore and moved on
>>220441269nothing in this picture or the way she says it implies shes lying, so the subtext is completely the readers insecurities talking, this is modern poetry
>mfw I have to buy 69mm condoms but I have never done pp in v
>>220441406who are you buying condoms for then?
>>220441269do big dicks actually hurt? now im scared
>>220441442Some therapist told me to practice weqring a condom "just in case"The normal sized ones strangle my cock, so I gradually tried bigger ones
White women have to be lying, black cocks cannot be THAT goated
>>220441305>his ex fucked her
>>220441296wholesome
>>220441472yeah
>>220441502post benis
>>220441405Even if she is telling the truth, just knowing she got fucked by a bigger dick is depressing, even if youre the best fuck she ever had, still feels like a loss.
>>220441635ESL things...
>>220441751Smaller dicks are actually superior
>>220441269This is true btw. Women don't like being stretched out like a rubber band.
>>220441771you're gay now
>>220441269It's true though, don't know why men refuse to accept it. Probably because they fetishize huge cocks themselves.
>>220441305>his exGaygentina outed
>>220441305Apparently sex is a chore if you have a huge cock as you have to do foreplay for hours until she's ready.
>Minimum size required
>>220441305if she can't stop mentioning him then you need to leave her, there's no other choice
>>220442945It wasn't such a hassle for her it seems>>220443298She dumped me of course
>>220443336>She dumped me of courseyou should had taken that choice from her, learn to set boundaries
>>220441305>Why do people hate those kind lies?because you know they are lies?you can tell what was actually meant, so what was the point of lying at all?its like someone handed you a plate of shit with glitterjust hand me the plate of shit a la carteadding the glitter is just condescending
>>220443523Then just don't ask things from which you don't want a real answer. That reply usually comes after shit like 'am I big enough / am I good at bed?'
>>220442018>why men refuse to accept itpornthe women never moan like that with smaller dick
>>220441269Ive never been with a woman who compares my dick with other men and I assume scenarios like this are a hallucination people have because of their own insecurities
>>220441269it can hurt them it can be exciting but they will prefer normal dicksI wont talk much about it but my current gf did say i had the biggest so far and its genuine work to get it in or to even thrust, sex takes almost half an hour to set up otherwise she bleeds
>>220441926They do
>>220441269It's not funnyFml, my gf made a somewhat similar comment as pic rel
>>220441751well you dont know if she got fucked she might just be saying that because of her experiences masturbating or what shes seen online
>>220441269I never get told this
That actually the truth
I'm 33 and I will never know this feel.
>>220443686Thank you finnanon for exposing this vile f*id witch never stop hero
>>220441269I am big and my friends say it hurts but they like it anyway
>>220446045just go find a Palestinian bro I doubt they'd charge you with anything
>>220443686
>>220441269The joke here is that the gf is a slut
>>220441305You can't treat being in a relationship in Argentina like a serious thing, I heard so many horror stories.
>>220443927It's the same with muscles and height
>>220443927>>220447291Oh nvm it literally says so in the picAnyway clav fans are retards
>>220441269Mine is the big one that hurts THOUGH
>>220441305Nevermind that shit. I want to know why you're all so bent on self-demoralization. Lighten the fuck up, everyone.
>>220447557>>220446972Based fellow long dongs. What should be our anthem? A long dong song if you will?
>>220441269I mean, if lesbian can make the service with fingers and tongues so can a guy with a 6 inches dick
>>220448296I'm friends with a lesbian couple, they play with big sparkly dildos. Sometimes they fuck guys too.
I wonder if this thread is dicklet psyops or tradcuck psyops.Im going to guess the latter based on the wifejak OP.
this is kind of your fault if you're the one asking about it
>>220447268Post 'em
>>220443647I've been with a woman who told me that her ex bf was too small. I think that she was trying to make me feel confident, but it just made me think that she was indiscreet, and worry that she'd be telling other people bad things about me. What's worse is that I knew her ex bf; he wasn't some stranger that she was talking about.
>>220441472Girls have different size pussies so it depends on the girl. Of course there's too big for everyone but what size is too big is individual.
Having sex with a virgin is a frustrating and painful experience.
It's all about compatibility tbqh. There are girls that have a small stature but fucking her pussy felt like entering a cave, there are women who are borderline obese tier chubby but has a pussy so tight that a 6.5 inch girth would have a hard time penetrating.
go look at the top selling womens sex toys they're all stubby little vibrators not BBC monster dildos
>tradcuck raid giving unsolicited bizzare dicklet adviceAre you all afraid that you will have to potty train an indian if you want your daughter to marry or something?
>>220441269Yes otherwise every girl would demand to be double fisted up to the elbows and men would have evolved to have 30x30cm dicks. In the off chance your beloved gf lies to you just get up and leave lmao
>>220441334This. As long as she isn't talking about exes being better or even at all for that matter (in a sexual way)
>>220443927>>220447291Not very strange when you think about it, average is average for a reason
>>220443523It seems like these situations are prompted by the person asking about it. Don't ask something you can't handle the answer to
>>220448918I was stupid enough to ask about body count... But I've come to the conclusion (even if it feels bad) that if we are in it for life and will have kids, it won't matter. And if we are not in it for life, it doesn't matter either since I will just be another one on the list
>>220441305there's no such thing as a kind lie
If a woman likes you enough, then she genuinely won't care about size.
>>220441269>>220441406I fucking hate being an incel with a perfectly sized cock. I know that I'm perfectly capable of satistfying any woman, I have a good size, I've read just about everything you can read about getting a girl to orgasm properly (and men in case I want a girl to do something for me), but I can't ever get anywhere close to the point I can actually have sex. It's very much an I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream situation.>>220441442Something I used to do a lot was I'd go out and buy condoms when I thought I might be getting close to having sex and jerking off in them so I could train myself for the real deal. I now have dialled in the nuances of every type of condom.I'd also go out and buy them on walks when I was over in France before throwing them out every night knowing I'd never use them despite the brief spell of confidence I'd get from buying them and walking around with them.I just got a box of really nice ones last year that I now keep just in case, they're top of the line, best on the market.
>>220441635>>220441771
>Yeah, not today anon. Not in the mood right now>I don't like BJs
>>220449563My Mom and Dad were poorfag, thirdie-coded versions of literally this and can't comprehend how I can't find a good woman.I just don't talk about it with them anymore and stare off like this when they start to lecture about how my personal experience somehow isn't reality.
>>220447291not height if you have the bodymass for it
>>220449614Let's be realYou can't find any woman
>>220450176>You can't find any womanI can't even get a Jeeta to respond to me or a lonely milf to fuck me man, it's beyond over.My last best chance would be marrying a foreigner and moving out of the country but that's probably not going to happen either.
when i go to a soapland, maybe 1 in 4 times my benis will be either too big to fit inside the lady, or it will be too painful for her to actually let me have seggs. it's happened several times during casual encounters as wellit was really frustrating at first, now when it happens i just use it as leverage to convince her to give me a footjob (quite uncommon here)
>>220449297>they're top of the line, best on the market.How nice can condoms really be??
>>220450438>How nice can condoms really be??I found a brand that has the perfectly studded pattern on the exterior (slightly smaller studs which are raised up slightly more than others in a tight but not alien level of density), while the interior is lined with benzocaine, which allows you to be in near-complete control of when you orgasm.
>>220441269That's what my bf told me :3I'm 4''5 btw
>>220450609>SlovenianI see your BF is a mighty Bashi-Bazouk
Anyone who thinks dick size doesn't matter has obviously never been PISS MOGGED by a BBC
>>220441269it depends, most girls really dont like getting hit in the cervix, some do though.
>>220443057what if it accidentally stepped on it's own dick?
>>220450671Clav never said that
>>220450936He said that and also look like that
>>220450893>stepped on it's own dickNot possible, elephant cocks are infamously fully prehensile like a tail
>the people who tell you to hve sex incel are all cucksGlad to be a wizard
>>220450893
>>220447557The big one that hurts? I AM THE BIG ONE THAT HURTS!
>>220441269it depends on the womangf was a virgin before we met and im too big for her (im not massive or anything, she just has a death grip snatch)have to heat up the oven for a while and can't really ram it in or anything careless, it has to be slow and gentle tooher pussy is so fragile it might as well be made out of glassrest of her body can easily take a beating lol
>>220441472Wanna find out?
>>220451846>rest of her body can easily take a beatingI assume she likes it in the throat and up the ass
>>220451338Nooooooooooo
>>220451878ass i dont know, we have never seriously tried since she is also tiny thereshe is a good cocksucker though, after practice
>>220449065this whole body count thing feels to me like men who don't realize that women have their own agency, their own needs and wants.
>>220452055>she is also tiny thereIs she a little French girl or is she Asian?
>>220452489neither, she is belgian and 5''10"
>>220452174>men who don't realize that women have their own agency, their own needs and wantsThe problem is the opposite, we have no fucking clue what their needs and wants are.
>>220451846Same issue. Good to know that foreplay helps. Neither of us have had sex before so we're a bit clueless.
>>220452533>belgian >5''10"Huh, weird. Guess I'm wrong for expecting taller/bigger girls to have deeper pussies.
>>220452557Sounds like a skill issue.Clearly it's sex and debauchery just like man.
>>220452635>sex and debauchery just like manYeah but fags won't try and ruin your reputation if they wake up one morning and decide they don't like you.
>>220452678Yes they fucking will. I have had so much conversations with dude bro who absolutely slagged some bitches for dismissing them or regretting afterwards. You clearly have no friends.
>>220452596its the oppositethem skinny girls can take 10 inches
>>220453173What are you even trying to say esl
some women do prefer smaller dickswomen dont like it when you hit their cervix during sexi have a big penis but i still think a lot of it is how you use it. porn sucks and doesnt even scratch the surface of what is possible to do in bed
>>220441334>>220448775keki feel sorry for youimagine actually thinking>b-but I pumped a baby inside her I ... I WIN !!!no hymen = no ring >b-but chud you will NEVER find a girl this wayso? if i am 40 and still have no woman I will just rapemax
>>220453704good luck with that. rapists are treated horribly in prison. do not rape lest ye be raped
>>220453704BODIED THOSE FREAKS!!
>>220441305She was trying to get you into cuckolding dude. Next time just flirtatiously goad her on and see if you enkoy it.
>>220443927Is there a link to the study? I'd be interested in the body shape thing. I'm a tall goober so I'm worried my dick looks smaller.
>>220453736I don't think turks get jailtime
>>220453934it's unlikely a woman will see you soft in the nude, dont worry about it
>>220441406>>220441502Same for me. I measure my penis and I thought it was small (4.5 inches girth), but even large condoms are a little tight on me, but XL magnums are a bit too loose around the base.
>>220443927>the size preference ranged from 1.9 inches to 5.1 incheslolLMAO evenhttps://www.reddit.com/r/women/comments/1oxgmj0/my_crush_has_small_penis_and_idk_how_to_feel/
>>220454026Yeah while I definitely think men prefer bigger dicks to women given they take it up the ass and have prostates, women are different because they have a different biology going on down there that's more technical and different erogenous zones where size doesn't matter as much as ability.
>>220453984kek
>>220451846Yeah samesies. Worse for us since were LDR, so the first fuck on any meeting is almost guaranteed to not go anywhere, and just serve to tell her pussy to open up shop again
>>220451846how to brohow to ...
>>220447557REEEEEE!!!!!!!!
>>220447291Women like ottermode men, men think women want roided huge blokes but they don't.
>>220441269i hurt my wife a lot during sex and it makes me feel guilty but i cant lie its given me a thing for inflicting pain like that
>>220447618ive no clue this board loves it
>>220451846I would make my ex gf cum before going in and she'd still gasp. It's not even that big.
>>220452578try durex lube it helps!
>tfw lost virginity to short mid asian chick and she told me I had a big dick>it's just barely 6 inches (15cm), if even>not even super thick eitherreally makes you think
>>220449563Who cares I will experience neither of these
>>220448397>What's worse is that I knew her ex bf; he wasn't some stranger that she was talking about.TOPKEK wow, yeah ive never had a woman ive had sex with talk about other men's cocks around me and talking about a friend of mines dick would he weird as shit.
>>220458191Sex for women is like 90% a head game for them as to whether they cum or not.
>>220447618I mean, you have to at least to hit rock bottom once and then everything becomes lighter aftwerwards
>>220454263Every time you're with a different girl it's gonna be completely different. Foreplay is different, depth and roughness is different. Every girl has their favourite position and speed so it's awkward at first but becomes second nature pretty quickly
>>220441269Why is SPH so hot anons...
You can have a dick thats too thick but not too long. Just dont shove it all in there if she has a short puss.
>>220441269>I was gf first and only man>she keeps teasing the idea of using dildos
