monster munch mayonnaise edish
How the fuck is Diane Morgan 50 years old
>>>/bant/24181117>>>/bant/24181117>>>/bant/24181117we're all in the mould-free zone
the waffles get compressed to remove the excess oil
grinding my penis in a man's arsehole to churn up all the poo and crush it like coffee grinds to make a lovely nutty beverage for the morning
>>220443192Literally me during the first lockdown
>>220443205Blue waffle
>>220443175that sounds intriguing
>>220443175just tastes like salad cream this
Might pack it all in
>homer bimpson
old school family guy would have done a great joke on the concept of jewish ambulances that have an incredibly whiny siren
>>220443211you are a particularly gay man
>>220443270Couldn't name what episode this clip is from for the life of me
I'd love to serve you
Rorke fumin
Mousey certainly exhibits the humour needed to write for Family Guy
>>220443285actual scream at this post's wording
>>220443287ziedy in the middle
>>220443273Surprised no controversy has unearthed about them. Just seem a nice couple of lads that innocently want to entertain kids
going to watch here we go based on anons recommendation
just some morning thoughts
sir rosenior drawing breasts while on a call …
https://youtu.be/TXP963P0nDQ
Mongols reach England in 1215. Assuming they get past the English channel with their army intact. What are they up against and who wins
today is Monday Thursday
>>2204433006x17 Homer vs. Patty and Selma It's when Selma says "we'll take care of you" and Patty says "yes - care" then they start laughing then Homer (who doesn't get it) laughs along I watched the DVDs basically on a loop when I was a kid, see
mouldy in the house
>>220443379Just pulling nonsense out of my arse: the post
>>220443374*bazza's head emerges from the bog*
Why does pooing feel so good
>>220443404>>220443430obsessed with arses this fella
might start smoking weed
>>220443404he's rightt. simpsons scholar
hail to the bus driverbus driver man
how do i get weed
>>220443488internet you moron
love my mate <3
>>220443498what sites
Quite frankly I've had a-flippin-nough of living on a busy main road. Throughout the day it's constant and then I'm the night there always a car going by every 2 minutes. Always
there's only one big toilet and they make you ALL go at the same time
>>220443498How do you not get done for it?
>>220443379
>>220443515become a radical environmentalist and start killing cagers
this kfc mash and gravy is so skibidi toilet rizz ohio its giving main character energy fr the gravy got me saying what the sigma out loud i'm actually moaning in the kitchen this is not a drill lads its PEAK
>>220443535Clearly AI
early simpsons is still very funny :)
is weed even still illegal at this point i stg
>>220443560Who’s Al? Al Jean?
>Hot dog>Jumping frog>Albuquerque
>>220443576Technically yes where I live but every convenience store sales a large variety of all different kinds of vapes.
>>220443535Eric Stefani (Gwen's brother) animated this scene
>>220443576literally picked up two different weed vapes and 2 packs of edibles in the space of a month! from a vape shop!
>>220443649Your life is fucking abysmal
>>220443325Apparently they walked in on Saville about to fiddle a girl once, preventing the noncery.
right well that's extreme mental illness
actual kino
do you reckon he thinks that the quorn sausages are black men's penises or something?
he's a very strange little man
>>220443644can i just drive to your house and buy them above market price because i cannot find any in this stupid cunt area and bossman is hesitant
Should I do my best Jesse Lee Peterson impression?
well that's that then
>>220443706you probably could actually. they're only like 20 quid or something
>>220443693Could be that but he is obsessed with ONLY Quorn foodage I frankly would rather not think about it deeply he's just odd in a creepy way
need tea where to get tea
Now I’m imagining Emma Watson having a dump right into my gob.
>>220443726well the tomato sauce he puts on it is obviously - in his mind - some kind of reference to the hymen blood
might watch a 4 hour yt video about an obscure jap game I'll never play
>well the tomato sauce he puts on it is obviously - in his mind - some kind of reference to the hymen blood
>>220443762Japan makes the best horror games
I'M PETER FILEI'M PETER FILE
>>220443325>Britain First Meme Shared By Chuckle Brother Barry Elliotthttps://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/britain-first-meme-shared-by-chuckle-brother-barry-elliott-sparks-fury_uk_56f01a2fe4b0cc1ede8c7082
>>220443744Some American YouTuber I watch buys all that stuff from Jungle Jims Mousey's beloved Pot Noodles on the right, look
>>220443794the obscure ones are actually all shit though and with no exceptionthe best ones are the famous ones
>>220443792fucking hate you
Jesus, the creator of the whole universe, made human form, sat in the garden of gesthemane on Maundy Thursday. He knew his disciples were fallible, that they’d deny him when it counted, that they’d doubt his resurrection, but he sat with them anyway, and he trusted them to continue his legacy. They were the rock on which he built his church. Makes me think of us and our foibles and failures and doubts but how it’s OK because we’re human and God loves us regardless. I know He wants us to love each other and I do lads, each and every one of you.
oh my science
>>220443803>the meme in questionabsolute state of our politics
>>220443860Diego seething yet realising that he is completely unable to prove the existence of his fictional god
>>220443860see God created everything then put his feet up because uhhh well yes sure he also got personally involved in many many things within The Bible but umm mysterious ways or something?
>>220443851Went to Mass today :3
>>2204438904chan X custom CSSspan.flag { scale: 0.8 !important; }
>>220443860>Be God>Create the Earth and humanity >Put them in a utopia where they never get sick, never fight, and literally no bad things happen at all Far be it from me to put myself in God's shoes but I don't think he'd do that.
>>220443851>God loves us regardless. I know He wants us to love each other and I do lads, each and every one of you.God doesn't exist though
>>220443726Yep heatherpaedo gives off smartschoolboy energy
>>220443919what's that round building behind them?
>>220443895did it cure your lust for big effeminate willies
>>220443851...even the Yanks?
>>>/bant/220443175>>>/bant/220443175>>>/bant/220443175
>>220443933Surely he would do that if he really were omniscient, omnipotent, and omnibenevolent
>i maybe shouldn't have eaten four warburtons teacakes, a massive bowl of muesli and a banana right before lolheatherpaedo just eats like a pig from a trough lol complete freakshow
>>220443860first and last ones don't really work because they would go to hell
>>220443963
>>220443962Even the Yanks. We are all God’s children
right well i'm retarded aren't i
>In the UK, public schools are just private shoolshow retarded is thisthose words are complete opposites of each otherlmao
>>2204439324chan X custom CSSspan.flag { scale: 2.0 !important; }
I was going to vacuum the flatbut then I got high
>>220444003just copy and paste the url
>>220443957rather not say
>>220443919wonder how the AI knows what a hot girl looks likeI mean it doesn't understand what a girl is, or what attractiveness is, but it can make a hot girl from any angle no problem
>>220444042written by an imposter. i'm neither depressed nor suicidal. but keep believing i wrote that if you want
might become an online slop merchant
>>220443980More of a Tunnock's tea cakes man myself
stop posting in the bant thread i don't like having multiple tabs open
God is infinitely more intelligent than humans so it’s always funny when some smug atheist talks like they fully understand all His actions
>keep driving you black spear chucking piece of shit niggerBest improvised scene in history
*posts in the /bant/ thread*
>>220443970you would have no agency in such a world what would be the point
>>220444044Netenyahu voted for it tooJewish interests come first, and he will win the October election
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12vh55_1ul8
Why did Epstein say “let the goyim deal in the real world” what did he mean by that
>>220444112dey drinkin dat grape drink
>>220444105so god was incapable of creating a world that contained both agency and child cancer?
no one even cares about nasa's pee and poo posting from space. very sad
>>220444145If they're not landing on the moon what's the fucking point
Why the fuck they all trying to ban my nigga Even Kemi was saying he should be banned
More intelligence in their little toes than the entire Irish parliament
you are a very sad, emotionless paedophile
this tiramisu cheesecake from costco is so ridiculously good
you need a fucking phd to set a custom background image in css
that's two nights in a row he switches to israel posting after yamming the mould
>>220444152They’ve never landed on the moon mate
>>220444152this is only the second time humans have been farther than low earth orbit and they're going to circle the dark side of the moon which i think i read has never had human eyes observe it directly. i think it's pretty amazing
>>220444207m8....https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apollo_11
>>220444143a world with agency necessitates an ability for evil to exist
I honestly can’t tell whether it’s because it’s so dark and poorly lit or not but it looks like 2/3rds of the students at nu-Hogwarts are jeets.
>>220444227>as mysterious as the dark side of the moooooooonI think Mulan covered it desuhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGfJeW_CcFY
Manipulating My Tiny Coq
i'm sorry for body shaming pierbi :(
>>220444242Hogwarts is canonically the main Wizarding school of the Commonwealth, so lots of South Asian and African students is to be expected
>>220444164The Irish live in your mind rent free, HP
Do any of you lads wear ties? How frequently? Just curious
watch the dead float by in the cornfieldimma carve ur shit open don't step to me >:(
SPACE MANI ALWAYS WANTED YOU TO GO IN TOSPAAACE MAAAAN
might kms
>>220444242it's the lighting or a coincidence
The Irish have found the solution
>>220444305didn't ask
>>220444242>never been on a designated shitting street before? Scared, Potter?
pierbi modest penis
oh and the way they're going to loop low back into earth's orbit and use that to propel them to the moon is pretty cool too>>220444253yes exactly mulan would be ecstatic about this
>>220444276The fact that there’s a Commonwealth of Wizarding Nations suggest there was once a British empire in the wizard world. How did it come about? Did wizards on these islands have first mover advantage in a wizarding Industrial Revolution?
>>220444305suicide baited again award
>>220444231Go wear your mask
>>220444342Will you shut up man
>>220444342British wizards invented mass-production of wands and created a simultaneous magic empire to the British economic one. Like the British empire ending post WW2 (World War 2), the British magic empire ended post WW2 (Wizarding War 2) and the Commonwealth was created by both to account for the remnants and still strong ties between the motherland and former colonies.
BBC reporting on the biggest world stories
>>220444383Mad that. So there were wizard versions of Richard Trevithick, George Stephenson, James Hargreaves, Richard Arkwright, James Watt and Isambard Kingdom Brunel?
>>220444415Wales?
i deserve to be alone
>>220444415Only wog and Irish diaspora zoomers write for them now
KTIM
>>220444448Yes, but they all had silly vaguely-racist names because that's just how JK rolls>>220444444
>>220444450yes you do. nobody wants to be around a fucking wallower.
>>220444481done that sad little wretch
/brit/ with IDs is weird
>>220444481thanks for your support
>haha look at me, actually i mean boohoo look at me>i'm sadmong and i post about how sad i am>everyone feel sorry for me because i'm sad
>>220444450love u
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imagine being too scared to click this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpuzSPmsNzQ
I'M NOT TRAPPED ANY MOREBETWEEN MADONNA AND THE WHOREWHEN I LAY WITH YOU
bdd triggered
>>220444553female spotter at a 165kg 1rm with no safetieswhy
>>220444553post the one where the womans legs go the wrong way
>>220444608lmao
>>220444628How about no
>>220444628
scran poo
Why am I attracted to women with BPD
>>220444645haha dark souls bear
>>220444645Wahey look at him go.
>>220444553backwards weightlifting videos are more wholesome. they show people recovering from a disaster
Mad how the west is killing itself
>>220444636not funny
>>220444649fuck off sadmong
>>220444696very funny actually
i'm sad
>>220444682whenever i see videos of deadlifts it looks like the most unhealthy back-breaking exercise ever. it can't be good for your spine even if your technique is "good"
>>220444744>>>/pol/
>>220444711bit sad are you
>>220444755could say that yeah
drinking a bottle of water on a bench in trafalgar square
In aldi pouring milk over myself
>>220444790happens to us all
>>220444781You're not
I was brutally raped as a kid now I have fantasies about raping people and even getting raped again
>>220444771*wraps you in fluffy blankets and gives you hot chocolate and hugs you*
>>220444803grimwho by
>>220444807Lovely lovely lad you are <3
>>220444803VPN off gingerpedo.
>>220444727It's really bad for you. Even pros are putting tremendous strain on their bodies but we have these mongs thinking they can turn up at the gym and ping 200kg+ without getting a hernia
>>220444831Wtf did they scalp her
>>220444831whats happened here
Janny deletes the zogbot death but leaves the clip of an actually scalped woman
>>220444883check again
shaking my moneymaker
>>220444883no actually, I deleted it of my own volition because I wasn't sure if he would delete it(same as that lad did with the scalping)
>>220444897Jannys got you wrapped around his finger
need to die
>>220444909mate i'm down to one captcha i'm not going back to 4 again
>>220444919me when i'm a freshly scalped woman
>>220444919yeah? what's stopping you?
>>220444727 it's a weird vanity lift cos you can shift a ton of weight with it but it destroys spines and can easily be replaced with less spastic self-harming exercises
Please do not call McDonald's "maccies" or "maccas".
worried about those lads headed out to the moon. what if they veer off course and drift off into the depths of space
im literally too stupid to ever have a job
>>220444966it would be really funny
>>220444952I never call it this and hate it when Brits do
>>220444952ok. how about ronny m's?
>>220444938?>>220444943am coward
>omg have you seen check me out i can deadlift 800kgsaid no one attractive ever
>>220444977That's fine.
nigga not have an 4chan pass
>>220445000it's a matter of principle
>>220444915did he died
smoking a creme egg
>>220445014:(
>>220445014
>>220445014ktim
can I eat six teen mac nuggets ?
>>220444966then we'll send someone to pick them up
>>220445014i love you little bear
long day on the farm Finally getting into bed now
£8 delivery fee in my bumpkin shitehole
>>220445062we're that culturally conquered we've opened a massive fried chicken mine
>>220445100for what
stop body shaming and invalidating me and nmaking me feel like shit
>>220445064could probably do that in about 500 years time maybe. by then a spaceship will probably have been developed that can catch up with them, recover their long-frozen corpses and return them to earth for a decent burial. if it were down to me I'd let them drift eterally into space, it's what they would've wanted.
>>220445104nigga that's mould
>>220445107Findom porn
i'm sorry for doing those things i care about u
>>220445107deliverpoo
>>220445143what grim slop are you getting
simply cannot be justified
I gave myself a hernia deadlifting and I occasionally get pain in my chest that feels like a heart attack. Not nice, don't deadlift.At least I keep the weight off now, because overeating causes my stomach to press on my hernia and I'm in pain for literal hours :)
>>220444966well that would be a bit of a problem wouldn't it
should I wait for daddy to get off work to get macdonald so that I share it with him? or do I eat macdonald now?
>>220445189>deadliftingHonestly you need to blame yourself, but also the retards who convinced you to deadlift. Unless you’re in some sort of Storngmab competition or are an American football player, there’s literally zero reason an average man should deadlift.
think the cuckspam has ramped up again because they saw the aussie posting his hilarious bradley edits and generally spreading mirth and good cheer, and their shriveled coal-black hearts couldn't take that
>>220445215share. don't be selfish when it comes to parents (if you care about them)
>>220445231Thank you for reminding me to blame myself, definitely not a completely pointless interjection!
>>220445250daddy is not my parent but I will wait for him to share with him even though it is two hours to wait when I have not eaten food today yet
poo
>>220445231sorry for this reply >>220445250I'm in pain and emotional
My arse has been on fire from diarrhoea for the past 2 days and its really fucking over my london trip. Im going to have to take something. The question is if i wait for the morning and take loperamide. Or tapentadol now to ease my shits and pains but hope it keeps me ok tomorrow
summoning a brown person which contains pizza in their inventory
>>220445326this reply I meant >>220445258
white deliveroo drivers are a recession indicator
i've never had a white one but i've had plenty of those ones that use a woman's picture but are actually a bloke
>>220445354yeah, what's that all about?
those are illegal immigrants you should report them and get the cunts locked up or deported
if he's one shade above 000000 i'm buying gold
>>220445332You should kill them for xp and loot the body
Had a white girl deliver a random takeaway onceAlso had an old white fella deliver once and had an urge to shake his hand. A true stalwart.
>>220445368you can give tips before they arrive
we dont have deliveroo here but in recent months we've started to have white british amazon drivers used to be just wogs or eastern eurosits over
>>220445387Had a white girl deliver once and the stupid cow went to the wrong home, was seething
>>220445374Fuck off Chris Philip, you were a dickhead in government and you're a dickhead now
met my gf when she delivered me a double quarter pounder (completely plain just cheese)
our local amazon driver is a really fucking annoying middle eastern blokehe has an annoying grating voice and always says something about my outfitlatest was "oh cheer up you look a bit miserable"
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>>220445402werent you whining about racial slurs on /bant/?
deliveroo is a bit like grindr when you think about it
big problem now is every man thinks he needs to get his dick suckedPROBLEM
You can change the banner at the top of the page
right that's a banner ad for a twinks only discord server
translunar injection burn
heatherpaedo megamelty
I don't have a banner I just have an ugly anime porn ad
can you imagine what he looks like hunched over in his smelly incel room furiously typing his prompts with one hand
>>220445472lmao
in doubt whether they can even source a wog to deliver it
>>220445472this is so hot
>>220445452more intelligence in bibi's first inch than all of those katies combined
twinkie house
>>220445548waht song
she is sexy in those thighhigh socks
>>220445423He's done you there, hasn't he? Eh? Hasnt he?
>>220445552sugar :)
>>220445570>>220445570>>220445570
>>220445566paperclip ahh hoodsome shit you'd do 10 years later
>>220445472scr
>>220443819is the ceiling chocolate wtf
