He's that guy editionprevious: >>220447325
grim edition
futa?
>>220449090>he never played the definitive version of MGS1I was a Gamecube guy, but the Twin Snakes cutscenes are just so retarded.
My fond childhood video game memories are on the DS, Wii, and Xbox 360
Why are all futas huge
>>220449121>complaining about over the top cutscenes in a fucking MGS game
Jasonesque
>>220449134
>>220449090>the definitive version of MGS1Nigga I hope you meant Resident Evil
>>220449138Yeah. They’re too silly and the originals are better. Genius Kojumbo got it right the first time.
>>220449148What's funny and sad about this image is that this slang hasn't been a thing since 2019.>>220449136So they can fuck you, obviously
anti vaxxers still till this day have not been able to cope with nothing happening, they are STILL saying 2 more weeks
>>220449165NIGGA KODUMBO DIRECTED TWIN SNAKES
>>220449165This
>>220449148>LitUgh 2017 through 2019 was so fun
if i smoke weed will you guys be cool and posivibes
>>220449090>he never played the definitive version of MGS1I didn't need to. My sister had the original on PS1.
I had Xboxes and Nintendo consoles. Never had a Playstation.
>>220449188Same, except for the PSP
>>220449173No he didn’t. Some other guy did the Twin Snakes cutscenes.
>>220449188I had a PS2 when I was like...12? 13? but I barely played anything on it besides star wars battlefront, which kicked ass. Got a PS1 recently and I've been really enjoying tis library
>>220449170are they
>>220449165Kojima was busy making MGS2 then. He only produced the remake. >>220449188For me it was PlayStation and Nintendo.
The old AA livery was the best.
>>220449200>Metal Gear Solid: The Twin Snakes (2004) was primarily directed by Ryuhei Kitamura, a Japanese filmmaker hand-picked by Hideo Kojima to direct the game's stylized, high-octane cinematic cutscenes
Wild animals run from the dangers they actually see, and once they have escaped them worry no more. We however are tormented alike by what is past and what is to come. A number of our blessings do us harm, for memory brings back the agony of fear while foresight brings it on prematurely. No one confines his unhappiness to the present.
I never played metal gear solid and my introduction to Solid Snake was Super Smash Bros Brawl
Who cares if it was directed by la creatividad or notIt doesn't make it better or worse than the original
>>220449189Dont care for Zelda. Sorry.>>220449230That was me with Xenoblade and Fire Emblem.
dumb peanutposter
The best Metal Gear Solid games overall? 2 and 3. But my secret gay opinion is that MGSV has the best gameplay. I spent so much time just playing those missions a thousand different ways and roaming around the maps fucking around. Really cool style too with the art direction and the music. I love MGSV even if the story is retarded and unfinished.
dumb penisposter
Well isn't this thread just full of winners
I can't take Hideous Kojimbo's writing seriously.
>Dont care for Zelda. Sorry.
I think school uniforms should be reintroduced nationwide.
>>220449087Whats the pickup line? Asking for a friend
>video games!
>>220449256I wish I was as cool as that guy
>>220449256
piece of shit windows needs to update or I cant use the windows screenshot command
Pick. NOWhttps://my9games.com/
>>220449265don't click it's beerus
>>220449265>Implying I dont already have a 3x3 I made to dab on /v/irgins with my superior taste
>>220449253But only for girls
>>220449265Why is it in Japanese
>>220449264>using WindowsThis is a mac board>>220449277No. Every everyone.>>220449280Check the top right and select EN
trans lunar injection
>>220449275Do you actually like Bus Simulator 21 or just having a laugh?
>>220449300I genuinely enjoy it. Its like ETS2, but with more controls to fiddle with, AND you get to mug bus passengers for money
space is crazy yo
>>220449250I stopped taking him seriously as a person after I found out he's an insufferably cringey Americaboo in the lamest way possible. Liket he dude thinks superhero movies are high art and ejaculates over goyslop, it's pathetic.Makes great games though, can't knock him for that.
Accidentally pissed on my leg but instead of bothering me it gave me a warm sense of familiarity to when I used to wet the bed
space is gay
>>220449292Going 40,000 kph would be pretty rad
>>220449314>>220449300Have you guys ever played Desert Bus in the Penn and Teller game? If not than the GBA emulator Canadian is going to have a blast.
>>220449165trvke
>>220449324YOU'RE gay
>>220449326it really do be like that
>>220449326I wish I lived in America, the land of zero brown people
>>220449336and you're handsome
drinking milk
>>220449265
space is transand we love that
>>220449353some absolute unc picks but Ghost trick hard filtered me. Im too smooth brained for it I guess
I hope wikipedia disappears
Gonna go all day tomorrow without using the internet. Wish me luck
>>220449228mental why people choose to have kidslikewhy do itita so fuggin dumb
>>2204493282.7 km/s which is 6000mph according to the tracker site but idkIIRC nasa uses ECI frame as default (earth centered intertial, so a person standing on the equator on earth's surface counts as moving at 430 meters/second and a person on the pole is stationary). so compared to the surface its probably going ~2.2 km/s 5000mph
>>220449379corr good kittington diss
>>220449379Definitely read a book to help
>>220449228Anyafag you posting Seneca always reminds me every night that I've wasted many hours of my time, thanks for you always helping me realize that
Listening to old school 1920s jazz right now https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLKXC_hUnaJHNo3uHjORJJcHEfu1Fgs44b
my life is over
>>220449429Wow you're so artsy and sophisticated
>>220449431Why
https://youtu.be/cHIXWgK7XQ0?t=7
>>220449429this is delta blues, you nitwit
Free-form jazz, now that stuff is total bullshit
>>220449458
>>220449450It really isn't
I replied to the guy about his trans coded post before I realized there was a new thread up already
>>220449463it definitely is, and youre a fucking moron
>>220449431we all die in life x>>220449458for me? captain beefheart trout mask replicaclosed rock n roll ever got to true art music
>>220449474corr fink the cream covered dat on their wheels of fire album
>>220449462https://youtu.be/M4sEcIHG0Yc?si=WpqFDk3eiZDRv0h2
>>220449474Yeah that's An early jazz song
>>220449502no its not. At most its only derivative was bluegrass, its clearly blues
Visit England to see the burial place of James Oglethorpe
>>220449525Dunning Kruger moment.
>Ass effect>3 instead of World
Last piss of the night, Jah willing
>>220449391The website I was looking at hated their velocity listed higher during the lunar injection but idk for sure. Very fast regardless lol.
>>220449534>its jazz, there just isnt any percussion, standupbass, horns, drums, or anything even slightly related to jazz>guitar music? mere conincedence!do you think Leadbelly is jazz too?
>>220449538Mass effect was great
>>220449571Mississippi Sheiks have a stand up bass for sure As well as a Viola
Trump still hasn’t ended Ukraine war, drug cartels still rule LatinXmerica, still no Oil from Venezuela, his Iran coup backfiredObama was a better and more successful war president
>>220449584We're having a comfy thread here. This post is political, and belongs on /pol/
Feels are heavy tonight bros
>>220449528I visit England to see my friend who live there
>>220449584>still no oil from venezuelaWdym? They got tons of it
>>220449569i dont think they ever go that fast atleast at this stage, maybe half that. fastest part is probably going to be 6-7 in pic during earth capture
>>220449620Re-entry would be the maximum pants shitting moment I think. Insane.
>>220449648I wouldn't be able to do these missions because I'd be terrified at all moments
>>220449648>>220449620>>220449569You know none of this is real right
>>220449670Fuck off broGood vibes only
>>220449648>pants shittingThis is in fact a real problem nasa was trying to solve. Because they can't exactly get up in the middle of reentry
>winter time blues>alberta blues>sittin on top of the world>stop and listen blues>west jackson blues>jake leg bluesyah Im thinking this leaf is retarded
This nigga doesn't believe in space
>>220449620You're going to make me reinstall KSP
It’s Good Friday!!! Free hugs for everyone!!!
>>220449685Ya but uhhhhh the velocity started slowing down in "space" o algo
>>220449680Bro you literally don't know what you're talking about shut up
>>220449699you havent made any argument whatsoever
>>220449689Actually cute. Can't see the shape of her vagina, though
>>220449620Wait so they’re not actually landing on the moon?I thoughts niggas was excited because man sets foot on it again.Just a flyby, how boring.Literally a nothingburger.
just saw a video of a seahorse giving birth and I wish I hadnt
>>220449716Imagine how it feels
>>220449714Apollo program was the same deal. A few flybys and lander tests before they were ready to do landing missions.
Reading a book
TNRABOAMG
^
>>220449733Which one
>>220449670flyby is importantit's tracking along apollo 8>>220449687i was lowkey hoping someone made a better ksp by nowi tried the kitty space agency beta it was pretty good but idk how many features they got compared to ksp. for one they made the wholse game in 64 bit floats so they dont have to compromise between the size of the play area and precision unlike ksphttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/I2fQSR5FgjI>>220449714first manned flyby in 50 years
your mom's been manning my "flyby", IYKWIM
>>220449716It’s crazy right they’re just tiny little seahorses fully developedIt’s cute
>>220449714They're planning on it, but you have to make aure everything works before you commit to a landing>nothing burgerSimply getting to the moon with a crewed mission is very much non trivial. The only nation to have ever managed it is the US
>>220449567for me?jah wobble
>>220449763You had some Germans help you. Basically cheating ngl....
I wish I could be floating in Zero G and I could cum a big load to propel myself backwards.
>>220449742This one
>>220449743Ksa will undoubtedly be better than ksp, one day. I hope too that the irony that it is literally what ksp 2 was supposed to be is not lost on the retarded publisher that decided to pass up rocketwerkz in favor of Intercept's visually stunning but fundamentally misguided monstrosity
>historyslop
I wish I could go to Jupiter to get more stupider
>>220449802Cool I guess but I simply cannot bring myself to care about africa or anything that happens there
Like what’s on the moon?Dust and rock like who cares lkThe landings were just inferiority complex maxxing after they got btfo by Vostok nc don’t shoot the messenger
>>220449743Are you really in Israel? Do you hear explosions n’ shiiieeeet?
>>220449814It's good practice for other celestial bodies, and that's kind of the idea
>>220449802That's a good one>>220449813You should read up on the Mercs fighting around during the Cold War
People who had childhood obesity have a different metabolic system
Artemis III is planned to be an Earth orbit mission to do some tests or whatevs. Artemis IV is planned to be the first lunar landing mission of the program. I just learned this so now I’m telling you guys.
>hating on the moonThat confirms it FK isn't white
>>220449827Where they’ll find what rocks and dust
>>220449828I have a bit. Executive Outcomes, the ordeal with mercs fighting UN peacekeepers. SA. Rhodesia. Interesting stuff but it's still just aftica. It seems like the major cities of the whole continent could be nuked tomorrow and the world as we know it wouldn't actually change as a result
>>220449863One of the driving forces behind astronomy right now is xenobiology
>>220449804i was insanely hyped for https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_nj6wW6Gscbut then i found out its a different dev i was convinced its 90% gonna be shit. i didnt even notice when they launched it i just tuned out of the whole ksp thing and apparently that was the wise choice. >>220449821thats strictly regulated here unless you live right next to a rocket/jet engine test facility like in kiryat yam you wont hear such things and theyre only allowed to test them during work hours to not wake people up
>>220449858I was told we'd have put a man on Mars by now
The Confederacy financed its war effort primarily through printing money (roughly 60%) and issuing debt (about 32%). Due to a limited tax base and weak industrial economy, it relied heavily on inflation, with prices rising over 9,000% by 1865. The Confederate dollar became practically worthless by the end of the war, with its value falling to less than two cents per dollar by January 1865.
>>220449858artemis 2 = apollo 8artemis 3 = apollo 9
I was told that 4chan trusts chrome more than firefox so lets see if I can post more than once a week without getting IP range banned for the first time in over a month
>>220449878I meant explosions from the war. Like from Iran or Lebanon. I hope you’re not in danger.
>>220449866>It seems like the major cities of the whole continent could be nuked tomorrow and the world as we know it wouldn't actually change as a resultLol true. Euros should've been allowed to continue building euroisrael - Rhodesia, to keep things interesting
All girls should wear skirts
>>220449878It was doomed from the start. The fact that they were using Unity was a giant red flag to anyone in the know about such things, and the engine they planned on using was known since day 1 basically. That was almost a complete non starter on it's own, but then the whole shit show with private division was just the final nail in the coffin
>>220449888>I was toldBy con men. To be clear, if entire nations and megacorps unified and worked tirelessly toward this goal from the oughts, it may have actually happened
>>220449895Wasn't there a simpsons episode about this? Or maybe it wasn't the simpsons. But basically some people heard about burried treasure in the form of millions of dollars, but when they find it it's all comfederate dollars
If you believe they put a man on the moon
>>220449928and some boys too
There was always men on the moon they just sent the ship and camera
>>220449962If you believe there’s nothing up his sleeve, then nothing is cool
Humanity had better be careful else they might wake the shoggoths slumbering in state on the Moon. The Old Ones warned us about this but we have let our hubris get ahead of us.
>>220449962>>220449989here's an offering for the neverbelieveryah yah yah yahHERE'S A TRUCK STOP, INSTEAD OF ST PETER
>>220449964No
>>220447844There are too many. When things establish in the everglade thunderdome it's already too late.
>>220449934im not gonna comment since i havent even looked up a single gameplay video since ksp2 launched but im almost sure it wasnt 'doomed because of the engine' you can still do plenty of tricks to get around unity's limitations and build a great game.my prediction of it failing is based entirely on the fact that every time you got corpos sticking a name on a game that the people tho built that name didnt make it ends in disaster. i honestly dont think you should even be allowed to called the game series or studio the same name if too many of the original makers left its like a rock band that keeps the name when the only original member still around is the drummer people would lose their shit if their favorite band did it.
Considering ordering slop yet again.
REM is the greatest American rock band ever
the whole place is darkevery light on this side of the town
>>220450049FUCK no they aint
>>220450053Must be the big star about to fall
REM is literally gay
>>220450018oh ok
>>220450049Michael Stipe isn't even the best gay American musician
>>220450061who are these posers
Anon are you goofing on Elvis
The secret real greatest american band for exclusively the realest niggas of all time is none other than WEEN
>>220450091zoomer and or melanin enriched hands typed this post
>>220450105calm down paco you don't have to gramps out on us like that
>>220450104made 2 good albums and fell off the face of the earth
>>220450112If you don’t stop I’m gonna fuckin cry right now
>>220450111mexicans dont listen to the beach boys, you retarded zoomer
just had a fun time playing a videogamethink i'll have a wank now and some snacks after
>>220450120this is literally me
The real war begins when you die
>>220450117They listen to Los Playa Cholos
>>220450049>greatest American rock band everThat would be The Doors
>>220450170also only had 2 good albums to their name
>>220450170The doors to whovilleNobody cares about a drug addict loser who khs
>>220450188all 6 of their albums with Morrison are good>>220450190He did not kill himself
>>220450188>2 good albums to their nameI see you're one of those faggots that doesn't like Morrison Hotel/L.A. Woman
>>220450170Listening to Indian Summer right now
>>220450200LA woman, strange days and ESPECIALLY soft parade suck. Youre right though, I forgot waiting for the sun, that one was good too
The greatest North American band is obviously Rush duh
Watching the south park "6 days to air" documentary and I can only imagine what the writers room looks like now that every single episode is about donald trump
Trump has a small penis have we had that joke on our show yet
>>220450241geddy lee's voice is female and I hate it
>>220450225>L.A. Woman This album is incredible how can you say it sucks?!The Soft Parade is their weakest for sure but it still has a few good songs
>>220450211That's an underrated trackVery dreamy
>OHH I’M GONNA LOVE YOU>TIL THE HEAVENNSS STOP THE RAIN>OH I’M GONNNA LOOOVE YOU>TIL THE STARS FALL FROM THE SKYYY
Playing Wartales. I played it a little bit for free awhile ago and thought it was alright but recently pirated it with all the DLC and with the DLC this game is an actual masterpiece.I know it's been a standard for so long that people don't even think about it and just kind of accept it but DLC sould really be banned as a whole. I think it is the sole reason why you never really see iconic games come out anymore, everything relies way too heavily on DLC so 90% of the time you never actually experience a finished product.
>>220450318Why not pay for it when it’s that good!!Support what you enjoy
>>220450346Not paying $125 for a game
>>220450314love that song. very bombastic horns and lovely lyrics
>>220450290I don't understand how he hates L.A. Woman but likes Morrison Hotel and doesn't like Strange Days but likes the self-titled given they're from the same eras in the band's career.
>>220450380Some people are just haters
>>220450402Yeah but it makes so much more sense to just not like The Doors than have such weird taste in their music
https://youtu.be/iJPBI5Ttzos
goodnight
>>220450471Wait a new Asmongold clip is up
>watching chudtuber commentary channels
>>220449138>The point is it's bad on purpose, always!
>>220450479why does she have white streaks on her face
>>220450524Tears ruined her makeup!
>>220450376Yeah it’s fun. Uncharacteristic for The Doors to do such a sweet love song but it’s a good one.
>>220450361I payed that much for steel beasts. But I would not pay that much for wartales, even though I loved it
>>220450530oh. i'm gonna pretend it's from cum instead.
Penis: manipulatedSemen: ejacualtedCereals: ingestedTime to start the day
Torch cut some galvinized grating and now I feel like I'm going to throw up
should have been us building shit like this
Listening to LA Woman now.
>>220450639That’s an image of David’s sling
>>220450639Us did build shit like that. That exactly, in fact
>>220450639I can’t believe they strapped a Canadian to that thang :’)
>>220450507thats MGS4 for ya
>>220450646I'll join you
Baby join me in death(Would you die tonight for love?)
Liftan sum waits
>>220450775It's quite late for that
'gooned to code geass smut again' award
everybody STFU I'm watching anime
My bed is extremely lumpy
>>220451078your bed has cancer
>>220451008
>>220451078
>>220451142>people's republic of Peniswatching
>>220450703atleast they didnt strap a canadarm on it or whatever the fuck this is
Trying to save max and noticed the apples were cheaper online than in the store which is usually the opposite. Is there any good apps to compare not only offline, but online prices for grocery stores?
>>220451194Hahaha! Fun fact our $5 bill has the Canadarm on one side.
>>220451216basedwish our money had cool shit on it instead of gay politicians
It would be so weird to be not white
For me it's the Space Shuttle
>>220451142Sometimes when I think about other guy thing stand up my thing stand up too is that ok?
>>220451269no that is bad chop it off
>>220451262*explodes*
>>220451262Literally set back space programs 50 years
>>220451275Ok thanks :)
>>220451262shuttle project was kinda silly and uneconomic IMO. if there's one of those spaceplane projects i wish succeeded its the mustard which they were trying to do back when britain was still a country.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-5rzzOZW1Ealso energia/buran, they literally had the test of the reusable boosters scheduled when the ussr collapse killed the funding. the west should have just bought baikonour, energia, buran, MAKS in the 90s instead of letting them die spaceflight would be a decade ahead now if they did
Did the Iranians seriously fucking shoot down an F35 this timeAre we really that retarded
the lads
Had a sad dreamWoke up tearful but I couldn't remember the detailsI destroyed a magic talisman at an ancient monastery's ruins and i hope i dodn't get cursed by some witch
Now listening tohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hg3G1E2tNCA
>>220449376You should get back into it. I'm not much for story in video games (or time travel in stories) but I think that one does both very well
>>220451771The worst part is when the time travel thing starts out good but gets worse and worse pr strays from the premise. Like i really liked the beginning of link click because the premise was interesting but like halfway through seaspn 1 they just decided the rules no longer applied
Trying to solve a murder mystery
good morning sirs
listened to bjork and drank my dr pepper blackberry
Today mom asked me>why are you rocking back and forth like an autistic personGee mom idk no need to be rude about it>>220453034What game is this? Seems cool>>220453404Good morning sir>>220453713Dr pepper blackberry sounds tasty af and bjork is good. Hope youre enjoying yourself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VG4KnYSaLZw
>>220453936was the creepy ass puppet really needed
>>220453959It was trendy at the time
>>220453936Nice OLP is pretty great. I saw them live once.
momberg has no work today wonder what shes going to force me too do probably make me do yard work
reports say rain all week! #comfy
>>220454296Nice. I still had to shovel snow today. The snow can comfy too though. But I’m ready for spring.
>>220453034I did itIt was me
>>220454497never seen snow in my life
>>220454497>But I’m ready for spring.https://youtu.be/e3nSvIiBNFo?si=LRbMpg8Jzfwb0kcI
God shiki was such a good anime sometimes i randomly get reminded of it and am like damn that show was good. Sorta funny how it's one of those works where the intended message totally doesn't work and instead promotes a message conpletely contrary to its intended execution
>>220454895No, anime is bad. *murders you*
>>220451194Canadarm is great. But it's useless in gravity, so once they canceled the gateway it served no purpose for artemis
>>220454940No, anime is good.
>>220451383>F35No
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ie5Jmcb0ZRU
>>220450027Looks like High Fleet.
>>220455035It's ∆v: rings of saturn. Awesome game if you are into that kind of thing.
>>220450318>iconic games never come out anymorecome on now
>>220449121The original mgs is better than the remake
found a box full of paintballs now i just need to find dadbergs old paintball gun
Hmm?>>220455643>>220455643>>220455643
>>220455404look how they massacred my boy
Il mio nome è Decimo Massimo Meridio DiStefano e sono italiano-americano
>>220455827>this hard scifi game with gritty high tech-low life storytelling is great and all, but you know what it needs? Cgdcg anime girlsIt's like every discord modding community for any beloved game
My name is DiStefano and im a transwoman
Jazz is like if prog rock sucked
My name is Dishithitdefano
>>220455979don't forget to install a reshade that removes fog and cranks saturation by 200%
I’m exiting my girlpop phase and entering my K-pop phase
>>220456153When are you starting hormone therapy?
>>220456179I haven’t hit my natty limit or aged put of natural T production, maybe if I get back into lifting or when I hit 50
are you ready to rock?
My name is Stevenson and I a proud wasp-american.
To be honest, chicken soup is the only time chicken tastes good.
>>220457464as american as apple piehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/D._C._Stephenson
>>220457509>tfI believe you believe that.
>>220456003Fuck you>>220456050Oh, Giusè
I accidentally tipped my coke dealer 10%
>>220457940Just the tip...oh yes baby stay still now
I'm out in the mountains this morning, but I'm still in the car cuz there's like 8,000 mosquitos buzzing around out there
>>220458049are you the dirt bike guy
>>220458090No, my surnam is DiStefano
Just ate an entire bag of Skinny Pop
>>220458049Buy mosquito spray? Or try to shoot them with your desert eagle or something
>>220458223I'm just gonna put a jacket on and run
I hate mosquitoes
NEW>>220458248
>>220458237Channel your inner samnite warrior spirit. Up the hills and down the mountains carrying your javelins and shield
>>220458090No, I only just got off work
