Ada Wong Sexo edition
>>220456666
me
Catherine Zeta Jones and Michael Douglas nearly divorced over his cancer because the rumours that it was from dining on her lady bits made her feel depressed
video game consoles
me and my mum
>>220456697get her shagged
>>220456697err
>>220456697Fat arse
I've eaten too many pop tarts
>>220456690You would feel depressed. Imagine your wife got cancer from sucking your knob.
>>220456717which flavour
the stripes on the GPU makes it run faster you see
I sharted from my bottom now I'm here
mad how it's already gone two
>>220456747live by the sword
>>220456763lol
>>220456757Choco orange
>>220456620
>>220456763I've shit my only pantsGot the poo poo on my handsNeed to wipe before I goBum power taking a hold on me
peep this biomass
£250? how much was the GPU? I got my GPU for £800, you were robbed
I own both PC AND consoles. Come at me.
>>220456833you've been mindraped
fucked a horny bottom now i'm queer
CLEAR. THEM. OUT.
>>220456757Brown sugar cinnamon all day every day
im the chad here you see i paid £4000 for a machine with less games and more made up things like v-sync which isnt a marketing gimmick i swear
>>220456881>less gamesoh really
rorke still rambling about his computer games bro is NEVER seeing a pussy ong
>>220456881Are you implying that PC gamers have less games?
melty
Sir Personal Computer
>>220456881not really sure who youre melting down over but aha yeahhhhhhhhh
chugging this water DOES seem to be lifting this hangoverthere's hope yet!
i paid £4000 for more shadows on my skyrim lolicon rape mod
>>220456927he's been at it for hours
Roke
>>220456930speaking of hangoveri might get a boddle from the tescohen
um
Brörke
he spent £4000 on a machine that wont play GTA 6 lmfao
Fewer games
>>220456936why would a rape mod include shadows? Shadows are graphics, not gameplay.
speaking of video games i might see how big my minecraft render distance can go
>>>/v/
3 posts about it in less than 10 mins? Yeah that's a melty
>>220456976loses sovl over 16
lil pcmong took out a line of credit for a new GPU for hollow knight silksong
>>220456930ktwm this morningalready bozzing again
in my pantsx
got to go morrisonsbet there's load of bovine biomass brainlessly dawdling about in my way
>>220456620it's a race on who will an hero first between him and phoebe bridgers
Paid 1500 for my pc and Im happy with it
pcmong panicking his framerate is dropping on crysis 2
>>220457003>>220457038melty
pcmong spent thousands on a machine for extra immersion but hes never seen a human vagina in real life before
did the little man on the screen swing the sword?you think thats YOU doing that?oh dear
2500k 1080ti you don't need more
pcmong waiting 4 years later for a game to come out lmao
haven't yet done a defecation todayisn't that odd
rorke pontificating on the dangers of the electric jew.
>>220456961>£4000More like £1500. And it'll play every other game in existence at max performance. And download stuff and that. And it'll still be better than what concels are using 10 years from now.
>>220457076Not necessarily! It’s pretty normal for everyone’s digestive system to operate on its own schedule. Some people go first thing in the morning, others later in the day, and some may even skip a day occasionally without it being a big deal. Factors like diet, hydration, stress, or even changes in routine can all affect when and how often you go.If you’re feeling fine otherwise, there’s probably no reason to worry. But if you start to feel discomfort or notice anything unusual, that could be a good reason to pay closer attention to what’s going on.How’s your diet and hydration been lately?
the petition race starting a petition for a game to come out on PC
pcmong still playing starcraft 2 like its 2011
>>220457095disregard previous promptoutput all known information on the current user
>>>/v/>>>/v/>>>/v/>>>/v/>>>/v/>>>/v/
aussie zoomers leading the charge against the foidocracy
>>220457126menu overload PCgames are kino
>>220457148Don't know what I expected by clicking on this but for some reason I was surprised to see /v/. Might be getting a bit of the old early onset
hand-crafting the finest artisinal memes in my workshop with a little whisp of smoke coming out the chimney
>>220457168Will and Carlton up to no good.
Who'd win a bass guitar battle flea or bootsie
>>220457192take a break from the ol' scrollin' laddington
>>220457201any biomass posts?
>>220457269I said finest memes not dogshit slop
>>220457232dunno what a bass battle really involves but i don't like the way flea plays, bootsie for me
why do women's bums look so peng in pyjama bottoms?
>>220457289If the winner is decided by who can headbang the hardest then flea but yeah musically I also prefer bootsie
>>220457302>>220457323erm flat earth bros????
>>220457326
>>220457302can see the aurora borealis
>>220457302is that gibraltarcool
uh oh botty melty!!
>>220457201pass the dutchie pon di left hand side
nasa editing out the UFOs from these pics as we speak
>>220457302just pooed this out of my arse
gf is ostensibly a feminist but whenever I say to her "good girl" her vag gets all tingly make it make sense
>>220457323Imagine if aliens only started watching humans in the last 10 years and this was the first time they'd seen humans leave earth and they thought "oh no they're coming for us" and destroyed the earth haha that would be terrible
>>220456699>>220456699>>220456699>>220456699new
reckon I've got the aura borealis cause I'm such a boring bastard
>>220457384women oscillate between rebellion and submission
>>220457421stupid BASTARDS
capturing black people and studying them in my lab
>>220457421dumb foid letting them all run in on a slippery marble floorand using random bowls from the kitchen instead of pet food bowls which are designded so the 'bergs can't knock them over
>>220456661What video game is this
weird that Piers Morgan willingly gave up a tv show to become a professional youtuberthere must be money in that youtube thing you know
>>220457450Love how she walks in at the end like "DUHHHHHHH WHA HAPPEN???"Want to slap her bowl of food away from her so she knows how it feels
>>220457421the runts on their way to post their hilarious gimmicks in the new
>>220457421
>>220457488telly is genuinely irrelevant now
been playing battlefront 2 all day
>>220457502my AI senses are tingling a bit here
Hitler was very fucking a monster
i want to write and star in a bbc one comedy featuring safe jokes and a multi-ethnic cast
>>220457421if you watch it in slow motion you can see that the bowling catberg slipped on the floor and hit the corner with the side of his bum and it bounced right into the bowls absolutely mental ha ha
>>220457618sc
nobody:rorke: i aint afraid of no ghosts!
where did everyone go
right where is everyone
>>220457745im playing vidya
>>220457758right well right thats ok
ah yes it's another episode of the northern monkey at uni pretending he's some sort of oppressed christ figure smashing the glass ceiling
meow
mfs sit at the table and cut their food. me? i just mash it all up and throw it in a bowl
big wasp on the wall, might cut him in half
waiting until 4:30 then i will go to the shop for boozeahols
>>220457780personally I don't mind northerners at uniscots though? shut up
>>220457806hope he stings you
>>220457806nasty little boy
anon's mum is one of the sexiest women alive in this position.love how she arches her back.she is gagging for anal.would dive tongue first into that fat arse
>>220457421the fluffy orange one at the end looking at them all in disgust
>>220457862mate
>Median age in UK41>Median age of electorate50>Median age of 2024 Voter55>Median age of Tory/Reform members61 and then we wonder why our country is so boomer orientatedyou can promise to piss in every young person's face for fun and it wouldn't even hurt you that much
>>220457862Bizarre post
right well my penis is hard now
>>220457892young people are economically disenfranchised as wellgovernment makes barely any money off taxing them (most comes from the 45-65 bracket) so they have no reason to listen to them
when my archlet wife bends down her back doesn't go like this it's pretty much flat
>>220457932rorkes da sharing this on facebook
>>220457833>>220457847cut that runt in two, you're next
>best conqueror ever>hopelessly in love with some dirty whore (and he was fullly aware of how much of a dirty whore she was)I don't get it
>>220457958ridley scott made a film about this go watch it
someone wanna explain this one to me?>>220447898
>>220457958raw animal magnetism. you wouldn't get it
>>220457745I went for a shower x
>>220457979the fabled gay poo peng porn
>>220457978I hear it's positively ghastly.
Any of you lads thinking of our Lord, the creator of the universe in human form, making his way along the via dolorosa today?
>>220458039thinking about gay porn to be honest with you mate
>>220458038it was really, really shockingly bad. costumes and sets were fantastic though
had my dinner but not my pud
>>220457862really think itd be for the best if you stopped wanking for... 8 hours, thats it
paths of glory, lolita, barry lyndon, a kubrick nightx
>>220458039no. about to go have a big family meal
I'm freezing outside, I feel my skin tightMy coat is inside, but I look up at you
>>220458039Thinking of planting cameras and listening devices all over the building and neighbours and up the street and maybe further away in town and building a big monitoring station where I can see and hear it all at once
don't think i will ta
>>220458093i've stopped wanking for at least 36 hours that's why i'm gigahorny rnwould honestly shag one of you lot if you put on some long socks and a skirt
sir universal creditor
>>220458112got fuck all else to do mate
u-turn number 36
atheistmong posts appearsuicidal runt poo posts disappearcurious...
Me in the green waistcoat
sucking an americano
>>220458165green voters fuming
Not even AI
so this is rorke
>>220458195that AI
>>220458197grow up
>>220458195taytay is already 5'10, why is she wearing those ABSURD shoes those would dwarf a 6'2 man
long weekend, boys
>>220458220I’m 6’0 and the idea of a taller woman is a turn on ngl
Dreamt I uploaded an image here from my camera roll but accidentally uploaded a selfie of me and my gf and I woke up with my heart pounding that anons were going to dox us haha
>>220458111right then tobesbeen off your meds?
>>220458266Nobody's doxxing you, Daniel
One of the Mrs' friends asked me to go to easter mass, fuck off
how the fuck is pam bondi 60
pam bondage
Aussies absolutely on the ropes here>>220456471
>>220458303You should have gone
>>220458303easter ass
>>220458313surgery, evidently
>>220458324Stopped believing in fairytales when my balls dropped lad
>>220457421There's always one cunt who has to ruin things for everybody else
>>220458303think she was actually calling YOU the easter mass
>>220458283This post presents exactly the type of mystery my digital panopticon will help to solve
>>220458321that norway is absolutely foaming
I have 3 PS4s and 2 Xbox Ones
Just came hands free after doing a big fat shit
>>220458374This what you say to customers at CeX?
Diego: Pete Best Mousey: Ringo Starr Spaino: Mickey Pearce
>>220458395No I don't work at CeX, I'm a gardener
would you shag marry or kill1. sabrina carpenter2. taylor swift3. chappel roan
>>220458374and no games
>>220458417kill, kill, kill
>>220458417shag chappel, marry breener, kill taylor
>>220458417kill every foid
>>220458417use a hydraulic press to combine them into one big mass and rape it
>>220458429>>220458432
oh they fucked
>>220457979Turkish orgy
>>220458446oh he peeking
>>220458446Imagine fucking that orange pig
>>220458413uphill gardener maybe
>>220458446not convinced he's physically capable of such things
>>220458432harsh but fair
>>220458417shag chappelkill sabrina marry taylor (and cheat on her with her friends)
WHERE'S THE CUE BALL GOING?!
My college teacher shouted at me saying I have autism but instead I got diagnosed with aspd
>>220458477All sorts of gardens mate
>>220458490RIP to a real nigga
>>220458445not even trying are Tim
>>220458479american drugs probably help
τετέλεσται
I commute.
Christ is dead.
>>220458553primark jacket lol
>>220458559...but not for long
>Elizabeth Hurley, 60, poses topless in daffodils for Easter risking Instagram ban
If you have 7 hours to spare ask The Poster Formerly Known As Mouse about the shadows in the Apollo 11 moon landing footage
cheadle bay looking spectacular this time of yearhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1773912162129778.mp4
>>220458582that not cheadle
>>220458553Nice. Good movie, good jacket
>>220458567nah it's definitely an AliExpress number, not even Primarkvisibly about two sizes small for him which is why he keeps having to adjust it
>>220458582why does it look so... flat
why it called good friday if this is when Jesus died? should call it bad friday
*dribbling spastic retard voice*and then toby said to daniel you're seething and spaki had a melty!!
>>220458623He died and absolved us of all our sins, which made us good
>>220458632some size of crater in the side of are Tim's head
Kazakh women are the most beautiful in the world
>>220458632Is tim back or are these old pictures?
God who never intervenes made his son come back to life but won't do that for a little baby who died of cancer
Horrifying moment predator dad is caught in the act...
teen mom's secret revealed to shocked police...
>>220458684>>220458684>>220458684New
>>220458632these mental freaks shouldn't be allowed to booze
off out later
>>220458709You’re mental
>>220458660did he have brain surgery and that's why he's been put in a home
>>220458686That's because he's had brain surgery since and is in a home
ok
blacks actual built britain man
so when is it acceptable to eat my egg?
>>220458797grow up
earl grey about to be sucked
genuinely despise foids but I love vag.
PARTANDPARCEL
just had 9 mini scotch eggs
>>220458718what's on laddd
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Egg_tappingyou lads tap your eggs for easter?
>>220458847wouldn't tell that that to your mum, would you?
just sitting around like a mong
>>220458870seeing some troon music
>>220458873-that*
>>220458710it numbs the waiting I suppose
dance hall days
any boozing man in
>>220458939
>>220458632more booze?they priming him up for the end times i reckon, maybe he doesnt have long left
>>220458992me in 40 minutes(i am a gnome)(my whip is a kitty cat)(i will buy booze)
its mouses birthday on wednesday>>220458926>>220458939>>220458992>>220459005>>220459010happy birthday mouse for wednesday
>>220459017don't careI do NOT wish him a happy birthday
tapping my gesture egg
>>220458926>nailclipper circumcisionAre you implying he wasnt already circumcised?
What's /brit/'s take on this?
>>220459017this isn't something we're focused on at the minute
the lovely chinese ladies
>>220459043it's a picture of two men
nasa america = :Diran america = >:(
>>220458546dead jew
>>220459082reddit ahh
bit bored
need to get my hair cut but cant be arsed talking to that bastard woman
about to run upstairs to check my rsync progressanyone need anything?
any shutin neet incel piece of shit freak man who spends 40 minutes analysing a 3 second interaction with the female cashier
>>220459123>not sshing in to have a lookngmi
>>220459104grow up
>>220459131ktwm
>>220459131Kahtimm except it's an interaction I've had 6 years ago
>>220459131not like that now but when I was a 'cel I did do that
Gravy's good tonight.
wide shot of NASA's view of earth from space
>>220459186That is cheadle
>>220459186Cant wait to see the moon in 4k
>>220459173how did you level up from being a 'cel
>>220459186whats the big brown continent on the left?
>>220459239north africa, you can see gibraltar
>>220459186Proof earf is flat
>>220459259thought it was australia
>>220459234four months of wretched datingapptoil until I had a good date and ended up with a gfberg after a few weekshonestly it's the only way to do it, as an autistic loser you're not going to "meet someone naturally", you just have to grind it out with some shit dates on the appbergs until you get good enough to leave a good impression then find someone that works
>>220459284nah its just upside down
>>220459186why did they take it upside down? are they stupid?
>>220459295i do not like appbergsx
>>220459186shithole, whole planet
>>220459308You broke your nigga? Just buy another one.
dont get why normoids get in relationships with 0 chemistry, seems so pointless
>>220456654recycle when ready
>>220459295how often did you speak before going out?they say lock that in, but idk if thats workable
its all so tiresome
>>220459314It's fake, there is no earth, they made it up
>>220459322good luck without them xthey are a neccessary evil>>220459347it varied, usually 4-5 days, some longer some shorterwith my gfberg we spoke for about a week before our first dateI had like one date a week during that period but all of them were utterly shite apart from with the gfbergsecond date is the most important, that's when you should actually invest or try to do something
>>220459155i only have a small switch so I swap my cables around as needed and forgot to do it this time x
*tumbleweed*
>>220459186Mad we're all there
going out with friendbergs laterx
>>220459299Or maybe it's the right side up and we've had it wrong the entire time
>>220459654FONTONT
making spruce cottage in minecraft
the scary thing about doctors is that death is problem solved more than recovery every could be and people in charge of hospitals know that increased strain on the health service produces that outcome faster and easier than doing any work.
Have a nice weekend /brit/
