Good friday edish
can’t even put into words how much I hate English tourists around here
have done seven (7) large poos today. don't know where i've been keeping it all.
just caught rorke giving love a bad name, ffs
Love our Lord Jesus Christ so much
>>220461501they hate the sigh of you too
had sex with an escort earlier ladscame in her mouth, then made her cum with oralbut i couldn't stay hard during penetrationdon't know why this keeps happening, is it normal to be able to only cum once in 1 hour?
>>220461510ktim
>>220461501alri then welshmong/scotmong/NorthernIrishmong
I'm insane and every day I try my best to remain normal and continue attending my job and keeping it together even though everyone hates me and knows I'm insane and weird thank you.
>>220461520is that why they go sightseeing thenya DICK
>>220461426>>220461443You're welcome everybody
>>220461510Me too.Solid gold mate, him.
lovely day outside innit ladshttps://i.4cdn.org/gif/1774825470525659.mp4
>>220461562ktim
>>220461426did the squaw in the painting even know it was Christmas?
>>220461551Haha pathetic little new making slave
getting turboblacked
>>220461520Don’t come here then>>220461529That supposed to offend me is it
>>220461548np
for me? It goes Alexander the Great > Napoleon > Julius Caesar i know Napoleon was a big Caesar fan but he eclipsed him imho
I urge you all to get farming simulator 25 its fucking well sick
angrymong is back
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqcgSvgcWVI&t=281sthe watch
NO MICHEAL THIS IS SO NOT RIGHT
triple lock needs to go>NIGEL FARAGE: If we slash the benefits bill, we CAN afford to keep this pension pledgehttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15702827/NIGEL-FARAGE-slash-benefits-bill.html
>>220461631Sonichu in the next movie. TRUST ME
Leftypol going clubbing with small boatmen and pulling birds with themRorke crying in his smelly bedroom
>>220458684>>220458684>>220458684Migrate when ready
>>220461631Knuckles has more screen time than Sonic?
Button on my troosers popped off and dropped into the bogThat's me done then
thank you sir lord sugar
>>220461655melty because no one responded to your dull escort rp
>>220461638YES SLASH BENNIESMORE PENSIONS FOR THE OLD FOLKSMORE OF IT MORE OF ITWE CAN CATCH FRANCE SOON ENOUGH
>>220461658what the fuck are you playing at?
Stupid homosexual spambot actually posted in there lmfao
>>220461709You sure showed her
>>220461709:)
>>220461665Sir Idris Elba is KNUCKLES the Echidna
yurrrr
>>220461733um is this FODEx
I just can't keep living
If Trump said they've won the war then how come Iran just downed a US fighter?
>her
garmin keeps giving me stress warnings all day
>>220461730dead behind the eyes that one
>>220461770GARMEEN!VIDEO SPLEISCHEN!
>>220461742mark visiting nara park in japan? didnt think he could afford it
>>220461703You'd seriously think our last 10 PMs were all in their 70s the way things have been BUT I GUESS THEY KNEW THEY WERE APPROACHING THEM SOON ENOUGH
>>220461733hiya x
>>220461777g
>>220461774that's not a very nice thing to say honey
>>220461778imagine being trapped on a plane with that evil smelling mongoloid
>>220461723looks like marco pierre white
my fit today is hard as fuck ngl
>>220461783nah they just knew to win the election they had to get pensioners to vote for themand pensioners only care about their pensions
>>220461819I'd start sparking him out
THE ABSOLUTE STATE
fixing our eyes on Jesus, the pioneer and perfecter of faith. For the joy set before him he endured the cross, scorning its shame, and sat down at the right hand of the throne of God.
>>220461778he went to the bank of Cex and made it work like always
Every so often I remember what it was like to be normal and I realise how broken I've become
want to fuck the trans goth girl who works in cex
I love japanese twitter kek I've become that thing japanese thing meme
>>220461852to be fair that choccy is mighty expensive now and very easy to stealcrackheads and jakeys love stealing that kind of stuff from the shops then reselling it to random people on the street
>>220461891be she reeks
>>220461891horny bugger
>>220461852You’re only upset you can’t thieve
why does it always spam pics of that weird skeleton woman with the vacant expression?
Receiving job offers due to my medically diagnosed super-recognition ability. They only require those with exceptional skills you see.
>>220461905i think the smell is the customers>>220461907she looks a bit like cami
got offered airpods the other day £20 declined because they were airpod 2s
>>220461567genuinely how would you react if you encountered this on an incel walk?
>>220461891You know real girls exist right?
yeah sorry if you don’t nick something when you do a shop in any big supermarket you’re a fucking mug. If I’m getting raped at checkout for my weekly shop I’m gonna take something with me for free
>>220461940tbf if you're on an incel walk you'd probably join in
>>220461852why didnt they need these things 20 years ago
>>220461891Her?
what are rorke's plans for the long weekend>>220461852>white vinonasty
a junky tried to sell me a stolen jar of coffee at a train station once
>>220461969this sounds very brown
>anon darling, how've you been?your response?
>>220461789yurrr
>>220461967trans girls are real girls
>>220461991im rorke and im drinking an Italian wine and watching a spaghetti western
>>220461891>>220461891https://www.reddit.com/r/bigdickgothgirls/
>>220462003Aye I'm alright thanks how about yourself
>>220461986dont have the prerequisite knowledge required to fully understand this 'tok
>>220462002As opposed to sounding very white? That would be rolling over and spreading your cheeks yeh?
Trying to scam virgin losers down the local train station by selling them coffee masked as love potions
I've never stolen from a shop but I have tried some bits of a pick n mix but not liked them so I haven't put them in my bag but idk if that's stealing
>>220462003SIT ON MY DICK YOU LITTLE MILF... oh, yeah, been alright, you?
>>220461852Had never been to a shop with those can locks on them but I went to a sainsburys outside my town yesterday and saw those can locks on a red bull that was £3.10 and thought that I’d steal it too at that price
Need a girl to bed rot with
i search mommy porn for gentle yet dominating milfs, not so someone can roleplay actual incest. very off-putting when they start saying you're their actual son
i heard of the pitt and i heard it's good i saw a vid of one of the actors in it the other day and he said people these days don't just watch the show anymore they watch the show and start making up their own version of the show and then get mad when the show doesn't follow it
>>220462003what did she mean by this?
>>220462070my gf is a bedrotterthe only thing that will make her get up in the morning is a good shagging
On this day in 1988 Welsh astronaut Dafydd Rhys Williams went to space
>>220462088ok
>>220462003aye am good pal, same old shite haha you?
>>220462088i don't watch any tv shows made after 2015don't usually like them"woke"
catberg is actually attempting to sit on my shoulder like a parrot to intercept the food im trying to eat
>>220462077yeah
>>220462116succession is good
>>220462102>>220462003BIG BLA__ ____ !!!!!
fuck all mate, just getting on with it haha
>>220462088It is good you should watch it. I made these webms so I'm allowed to post them:https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1773468997357685.webmhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1773469059889500.webmhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1773469121816268.webmhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1773469185197123.webm
>>220462138didn't watch it the old actor in it is a woke
i think the newest tv show i've seen is Chernobyl Not counting shows that started before and are still running
NEED to sort my life out
RIP ROARING>>>/gif/30462150>>>/gif/30462150
Not watched MILF porn since my dad died because on the off chance that he is watching I don't want him to think I want to shag my own mum
>>220462023>>220462058>>220462115*approaches you*
>>220462165Start on Monday that’s what I’m doing on Monday I’m quitting 4chan among other things
>>220462144Bizarre post
>>220462158he plays a character though (acts) he isn't being woke in it
>>220462189Yeah fair enough
>>220462200gp
>>220462222yeah?
>>220462203Didn't you say this last week?
>>220462198why do they do it
>>220462107two English farmers in Herefordshire:>Alan, the Welsh have gone to space!>All of them?
salmon for tea x
>graduated 5 years ago>current toil has absolutely nothing to do with my degree>still don't have the bollocks to throw out my old uni work because it looks more impressive than the braindead shit I do now I am such a weak little FAGGOT
>>220462200would turn into a quivering leaking mess if this goddess approached me
>>220462222
Having a chinky
saw one of Henry the VIII's armor pieces at the MET last weekend
>>220462246what's your degree in?
>>220462156My mum would love this show I'll tell her about it she loves the medical ones
fat cunt
>>220462271stinky chinky
right then some posts are bang out of order and they know who they are
>>220462198
>>220462271What's his name?
>>220462271what's his name?
>>220462246insane how much harder uni was than toil for me
>>220462274the big fella himself
>>220462228I did but something happened so I couldn’t
>>220462271a... chinky? yeah that's not on is it
>>220462312>>220462318Salt and pepper chicken balls with curry sauce and noodles
>>220462331
going to the PAKI shop
>>220462341heard that's all they eat in china
>>220462206The fact you went out your way to reply just shows you thought the same thing
>Japan's average sleep duration is "6 hours 23 minutes," ranking last for the fourth consecutive year. The most common sleep duration is "6 hours" (34%), significantly below the global peak range of 7-8 hours. Furthermore, 8% of respondents said they had "zero days a week when they could sleep soundly."They aren't pleased about this. In the survey there's also one person that is getting roughly 30 minutes of sleep a day which is apparently tanking the average value.
>>220462341Like throwing a saucepan down a flight of stairs
>>220462350what will you buy
fucking shteaming
Any horses in?
>>220462363fucking love costcothe yanks are a stain on anglo history but costco goes a way to redeeming that
Get the impression none of you do much outside of posting on /brit/
lads
>>220462203
>>220462277mech engso many sexy complex looking equations (that actually aren't that bad at all)current job is just in techhave fun memories of fluid mechanics
>>220462344>>220462350they've always got that wogbox on
Tax year ends on Sunday de lods How much interest will you get?
>>220462341they do have quite odd names over there dont they
>>220462198Need this but for politics, sports and blogposts
>>220462398ktim
>>220462425I’ve never payed tax because I’ve never had a job
>>220462319ayenot to be cucky but I almost feel a bit of guilt like I'm ripping toilberg offjust weird I was doing way more compelx shit for free and now I'm doing kiddie shit and getting paid for it
>>220462380pakis?
>>220462386nay
>>220462403scroar
Having some tomato wog pasta
IT'S THE DEW
rorke's personal trainer fabio convicing him the bikeseat didlo is essential for stability
Wow, Japanese sleepers are vocal about the new ranking and they are not happy.They're discontented with the way Japan's bedtime went and the whole disturbed sleep. I guess it invalidates the perfect country image they've built up. There's even a petition that's garnered thousands of signatures to have bedtime improved. That obviously won't happen but it just shows how unhappy they are.
>>220462469
>>220462497pepsi is actually so much better than coke, no idea why it gets hated
Told a bird she had a "well and truly bizarre body shape" but she did not take it well. Not sure what that one's about really
Odds beef wraps Evens cheese crumpets Dubs chicken noodles
russian takeaway shopaustralian takeaway shopegyptian takeaway shop
need helpthought maybe i should try dating while im young as someone who doesnt like talking much and doesnt feel that lonely and a girl wants to message me but not sure i dont think i can do it or if i want to
>>220462524Pepsi Max is literally the best drink out there other than water and milk
>>220462528well yeah it's not a very nice thing to say is it you divvy
>>220462524alri costanza
>>220462528they tend to take that badly I find
>>220462555not hard to send a message is it? you just did it to use no problem
>>220462544the russkie shopthe abbo shopthe gyppo shop
Mental how literally every military tactic pre-2020 has been made obsolete by drones
Having an Estonian for tea
>>220462555blog on snorelord
im literally a diagnosed schizo and I manage to avoid spamming /brit/
Let's have a minute of silence for 190 at the 190 posts mark
>>220462618seen her shrunken penis
Our blue home
>>220462618Would fuck her pretty face til she was coughing up spunk and spit all over my bollocks which I’d then drag along her face
>>220462369Project on
>>220462644
do any of you ever think like “how am I allowed a license” when driving
off down the abbo's anyone want owt
>>220462647Why is it upside down?
>>220462644cockmogs me
Diego is preggo
got a zinger tower burger and popcorn chicken from the niggerhouse
>>220462672Bit of petrolMud cakeKangaroo jerky
>>220462672yeah I'll have a didgeridoo and a can of sniffing petrol please
I wish I had a manly chest
mental how atheists want you to believe we live on a spinning rock going thousands of miles per hour in an infinite voidJust a satanic psyop isn't it
>>220461969So when the security alarm thing goes off when you walk out you just play it cool or
Funny how they didn’t have petrol for like thousands of years and the first thing they think to do is sniff it, get high and drop dead
>>220462734MATE IT'S ALL RANDOM IT JUST HAPPENED OKAY
>>220462740Never goes off when I’m on the rob
how the fuck are the rolling stones still making music
>>220462587no but i dont know i think i might prefer to be alone
>>220462617DIEGOOOO
I'll be lying in bed until tea time, then I'll be eating my tea, then I'll be lying in bed again
Mental how Christians want you to believe God can be killed LMAO
whenever i go visit my mum, we have to watch the 1% club and have to pause it on near enough every question so everyone has time to figure the answer out
>>220462787dysgenic wastrel
Favourite Animal? The Racoon Dog
>>220462740Don’t take anything with a tag on
>>220462678hs?>>220462731i do>>220462734hmmone of least insane things atheists think>>220462785hello my son>>220462792hs?
TURN THAT OFF
devvo as owt
>>220462808Yeah
>>220462813I thought anything and everything not scanned would go off but admittedly I never tried to steal
Anyone know where I can get a single paving slab online?
>>220462817better late than neverwelcome back deegs
>>220462291you're a good son x
whenever gaytheists, kikes and mudslimes say “durr god wuz killed durr” they seem to always forget the part where he literally rose from the dead
‘If you don't believe in God, all you have to believe in is decency… decency is very good. Better decent than indecent. But I don't think it's enough.’
>>220462820
>>220462851alri hahakinda wrong day tho innit cos god "went away" today but ye idk how often i'll be posting here myabe a bit more now will have to seecaptachs still mega cringe tho
Fucking roasting
Don't know if any of the religion stuff is real or not
>ywn sink pints, gamble and hunt kangaroo in the yabba with the ladswhy even fucking live
>>220462880if you post more the captcha gets easier
>>220462845You don’t need to steal you’re American you can make 300k a year at McDonald’s
>>220462897christanity is real mate
clearly a fake diego how sad are you
>>220462898good filum
Honour, decency, shame…not words one hears anymore and to our detriment.
>>220462910Catholicism specifically. Rest is heretical nonsense
>>220462902ye that's true lol>>220462919it's not tho
fake deegzy :/
>>220462880the atheist runts are in full melty todaygive them a clue
Since starting my america vacaysh I never want to go back to the UK. The women are all beautiful, the sun is always shining, and most importantly I don’t even need a license for the tele. I never want to leave America
>>220462931hs?>>220462941they're "rejoicing" our lord is deadbut little do they know he comes backbut we know hahawe rejoice in the blessed resurrection>>220462939hs?
ahh fakea diegoo? ah fakeaa diegoo? do ahh sound like a fakeaa diegoo? do ah? do sounda like um?
>>220462946fuck off
LyricsI'm freezing outside, I feel my skin tightMy coat is inside, but I look up at youI tracked your plane ride for when you're in tonightTell me, when is the next time I'll run into you? (Oh)
אֵלִ֣י אֵ֖לִי לָמָ֣ה עֲזַבְתָּ֑נִי
>>220462964scremaign
brotherberg is coming to my house this weekend and he would usually tell me when he was arriving but he hadnt been on any of whatsapp facebook etc since 7pm yesterday and his phone was going straight to answerphone so i flew into a panic and assumed he was dead until he text backhow do i fix my brain to not assume the worst
the gardener's fucked off for Easter and so mumberg made me spend the afternoon clearing out the pondtime to relax now, at least until she sees the mud I trod through the utility room heh
>>220462963Quite simple actually. Salvation comes only through the Roman Catholic Church. Rest of them started on the woke bollocks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpNJTr7q1LM
>>220462991blog on brainlet>>220462996blog on snorelord>>220463002salvation is through christ you utter weirdo
god's not real *burps*
>>220463024I accept your concession
>>220463003I GOT ZERO BAD MEMORIES WITH MARK RONSON SONGS NIGGA
whoever thought putting leds around the tv that matches the colour of the programme you’re watching should be jailed
>>220463040hs?
its insane how homosexually gay i am
Catholic priests as the congregation files in for mass
>>220463003loweh really peng lol
>>220463040??
>>220463046thats some foid shit
>>220463057are you `gay porn aussie`?
>>220463070King Charles converted to Islam though
If God is real why do femboys exist
>>220463070amogus
>>220463135thats proof he exisys
>>220463143ඞ
I dislike Diego and wish him harm
just shaved my pussy
>>220463187let's seego on !!
>>220463181Why
Stapling my vagina shut
God is real, but it's not a he or she or anything like that"God" is just the first "cause" in causal reality, an uncaused existence. Imagine a big long line of dominos as reality, God is whatever pushed the first domino that got us to the domino which we are now.
>>220463201
>>220463181same, and the people who engage in his boring gimmick
>>220463229You don't have one
>>220463150How
You can literally just filter deegzy
>>220463234v low iq post
>>220463246peng
yeah the magical all powerful all knowing man in the sky is definitely realgrow up!
>>220463273but not all of the other spackers he sets off unless you filter "god" or something
>>220463300who/what are you talking about
>>220463303Suppose you're right
gay porn tranny discord is online
still mad to me the yanks don't do easter monday
>>220463278Fake deegsThat is exactly how deegs explained the concept of God to me in the past
current mood
>>220463256
>>220463331bare face lies i would never describe god that way
saving this post for the new
And I'm angry that we don't get a blacking up day like all the other european countries get
>>220463357hs?
>>220463378>morris dancing
https://www.youtube.com/live/0ngS6kEKpGM?si=R9_3mSIQ2_dXa_Rmwe got wales vs england boxing get in lads
Sir Morris Danzig
I uploaded a really peng photo to my hookup app and I haven’t received any views since? lads? It’s been 2 hours
>>220463435>>220463435>>220463435
>>220463429post it here (if sfw) (and if peng)
Remember when mousey admitted he’d let diego bum him
gonna post a funny meme for the new
