He’s scared that an Ngubu is gonna cream his bussy

midwestern ones are

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>>220464782
Imagine if he and picrel met and were forced to mate and create a countryboy-city slicker hybrid creatura.

home of the brave or however the grocery-store pistol is concealed

>>220464948
The kid would end up in the sea

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>>220464782
town=foids
wilderness=no foids

>>220464948
This type is in my experience very uncommon, in fact urbanites here tend to really love the outdoors and nature. The inverse though, is very common, they also ironically hate nature as their lifestyle (welfare recipient/subsidized industry that drives a lot) requires inefficient use of space and lots of road expansion.

always funny when a hick comes to town and gets assmad that the cashier doesnt want to have a whole ah conversation when there's twenty people in line

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>>220464782
I can't legally carry a gun to defend myself against crackheads and hoodlums, so yes.

American conservatives are such bitch-baby cosplaying pussyboys

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>>220464782
I feel like that guy just needs a very domineering black gf who would call him a fucking bitch and slap him around.

>>220464948
That's me but to anywhere far from the sea

>>220469670
>Timmy's afraid of government
Meanwhile Jobson da Silva Souza open carries a russian machine gun

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>>220464782
He straps his 1911 to his chest for rapid access but he doesn't carry it with the hammer cocked and safety locked because he's an Instagram whore who doesn't actually know what he's doing.

>>220469717
True but the average European would shit themselves if they walked into an American ghetto