*enters the thread* edition
arse bum
bewbs
I want to have sex with a woman.
>>220467701feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeemleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
>>220467780fit as isn't she
where's tripartite poster?
Massive tits
got the house to myself all weekend, bit lonely tbcauhwy
go to the loodo a big poo
>>220467833charli xcx
>>220467842doctor or engineer?
>>220467826she is indeed
>>220467842I knew a paki whose first and last names were Mohammad. Why are muslims so cultish?
>>220467842oh my days mohamed cubed
>>220467842Mohamed3
it looms
laying in bed playing with the tapeworm hanging out my bum
>>220467893screa
>>220467780Ariel Winter getting breast reduction was a crime against humanity
>>220467923give it a tickle from me xxx
>>220467780based edish
https://youtu.be/w4RXGsLyfXU
>>220467968looks like shes just won the champions league
get a clue rorke
fucking hell northern ireland looks like a shithole beyond comparison https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_J5-iMDdtw
The Artemis II mission could not have gone any better. NASA is still the world's premier space agency.
The Claudia Winkleman Show tonight!!!!!!
this 2bjhcadburys tastes the same as it always has
am bottom
>>220468029bet she'd do analalways got those vibes from her
screenshotting his own unpopular tweets
there are slags out there waiting for u ...
why are women hating on men so much now
right, need to have a think nowget on it properlyor just call it now and have another mini sesh tomorrow
toilfu is getting aggressive
>>220468066alexxis falcon is a woman and wrestler from hull
>>220467842HER NAME IS RAYA AND SHE DANCES ON THE SAND
We love the palm oil, don’t we folks? Good stuff, great even.
nigga heil hitler nigga heil hitler all my niggas nazis nigga heil hitler
Just done done the big shop. Any 2 for £51 x ASDA British Red Leicester 400g1 x Exceptional by ASDA 6 Honey & Mustard Pork Sausages 400gAny 3 for £122 x Exceptional by ASDA Exceptional by 12 British Beef Meatballs 340g1 x Exceptional by ASDA 2 Sea Salt & Cider Vinegar Battered Haddock Fillets 350g1 x ASDA Delicious 12 Thick Cut Unsmoked Back Bacon Rashers 500g £2.872 x The Bury Black Pudding Co 4 Traditional Black Pudding Slices 230G £2.141 x ASDA Wholewheat Spaghetti 500g Any 2 for £1.201 x ASDA Penne 500g Any 2 for £1.202 x ASDA 12 Free Range Large Eggs £6.601 x ASDA Long Life Skimmed Milk 6 x 1 Litre £63 x ASDA Spinach Leaves in Water 380g £2.552 x ASDA Peeled Plum Tomatoes in Tomato Juice 400g £0.942 x ASDA Chopped Tomatoes 400g £0.942 x ASDA 6 Sweet & Creamy Bananas £1.881 x ASDA Garden Gang Super Easy Peelers 500g £1.071 x Hovis Tasty Wholemeal Thick 800g £1.351 x Beet It Beet It Organic Beetroot Juice 1 Litre £2.601 x ASDA Mild & Delicate Courgettes 330g £1.071 x ASDA White Mushrooms 250g £0.971 x ASDA 3 Crunchy & Fragrant Brown Onions £0.951 x ASDA Easter Bunny Carrots 1kg £0.301 x ASDA Easter White Potatoes 2kg £0.301 x ASDA Loose Yellow Pepper £0.701 x ASDA Green Peppers £0.701 x Nescafe Nescafe Original Instant Coffee Refill 150g £3.252 x Smirnoff Red Label Vodka 37.5% vol 1L £371 x Sensodyne Sensitivity & Gum Original Toothpaste 75ml £3.751 x Exceptional by ASDA Victoria Sponge Cake £2.37Shopping total£102.72
>>220468118k
neurons
>imagine not listening to techno right nowNGMI
>>220468118Did you actually take the time to type all that shit out?
>>220467909the weekend?
pooing a poo out my pooey bum
>>220468118Asda belongs in the bin with Aldi and Lidl
>>220468130>>>>Anonymous 04/03/26(Fri)21:28:52 No.220tum = YUMyum = YESTUMMY = YESSY
Just done done the big shop. >glitter lube>glass plug>vibrating plug>double-ended dildo>strap-on harness>lace bodystocking>fishnet tights>thigh-high latex boots>chastity cage>nipple clamps>spreader bar>ball gag>collar with leash>lace gloves>silicone dildo in every colour of the rainbow>vibrating wand>crotchless panties>leather mini skirt>anal beads>harness bra>pasties>handcuffs>lace choker>edible body paint>pegging kit>jeweled butt plug>pussy pump>cum towel>stockings with seams>cat ears headband>PVC corset>gimp mask>glow-in-the-dark condoms
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1775186205571130.webm
i haven't done any kind of shop
>>220468047had off?Had on yeah that's a saying. had off? no
>>220468163scre4m
>>220468163why would you upload this
a suffer an immense psychological tole but no one cares because im an ugly incel
The only reason to go to Asda was because they sold Modelo but now Tesco sells it too so there's no point in Asda existing anymore
molysikanow that's a fit woman
>>220468144Worse. I took the time to copy and paste it and then remove the excess so it fit the character limitSAAAAD
*approaches the thread*
>>220468163deserved
>>220468108Sound of the summer
>>220468019no its not be quiet
>>220468211vocaroo this for us mouldie x
>>220468130
GOOD FRIDAY COS THE MUSIC BE GOODnah but seriouslyi hope you all observed the 3 hours
>>220468207norks . com
>>220468154Tesco and Morrisons are dead to me. My only experience of Sainsburys is shopping in the grim one in the Pentagon.
>>220468118asda is grimGroceries (29 items)1 Beronia Rioja Reserva Red Wine 75cl £10.121 Coca-Cola Zero Sugar 24x330ml £7.501 Diablo Volcanic Cab Red Wine 75cl £6.751 Jason's Sourdough Superb Sprouted Grains Bread 450g £1.901 Js Radish 240g £0.561 Nissin Demae Ramen Chicken Flavour Japanese Noodlesoup100g £0.651 Nissin Demae Ramen Spicy Japanese Noodlesoup 100g £0.651 Remedy Wild Berry Kombucha 4x330ml £4.501 Sainsbury's 100% Pure Squeezed Orange Juice with Bits, NotFrom Concentrate 1L £2.001 Sainsbury's Blueberries 300g £3.301 Sainsbury's British Free Range Eggs Large x12 £3.301 Sainsbury's British or Irish 21 Day Matured Sizzler Steaks 350g £5.253 Sainsbury's Chickpeas in Water 400g (240g*) £1.471 Sainsbury's Maipo Cabernet Sauvignon Red Wine, Taste theDifference 75cl £7.121 Sainsbury's Onions 1kg £0.991 Sainsbury's Riverblock Marlborough Sauvignon White Wine,Taste the Difference 75cl £6.751 Sainsbury's Royal Gala Apples x6 £1.801 Sainsbury's Saint Chinian Red Wine, Taste the Difference 75cl £8.812 Sainsbury's Shiitake Mushrooms, Taste the Difference £3.801 Sainsbury's Spring Onions Bunch 100g £0.691 Sainsbury's Valpolicella Ripasso DOC, Taste the Difference 75cl £9.751 Sainsbury's White Seedless Grapes 500g £2.001 The Tofoo Co. Ham Seitan 225g £2.502 The Tofoo Co. Naked Organic Tofu 280g £3.601 Two Chicks Liquid Egg White 500g £3.50Order summaryDelivery cost £3.00Subtotal £134.21You've saved* -£31.95Total paid £102.26
>>220468259fuck up
had an ok friday 2bh
There's literally no reason not to shop at M&S for the essentials. They are equal in price to Aldi but with far superior quality
shout out hitler my nigga
>>220468118Asda on a Friday night, how'd he swing that?
>>220468259you brought me to christ, thank yougod bless
>Adult German men must request permission to leave Germany for more than 3 months (fr.de)I thought it might just be some Twitter bs but apparently the law is in effect and the inly reason some Germans found out about it today was because the German gov passed a separate motion to only apply the law to German males between the ages of 17 to 45
>>220468278?>>220468334that's such a beautiful thing to say god bless you
>>220468308Coming tomorrow as well. Place my order early and then amend it
Deegz you've risen from the dead
>>220468345id just fuck off to venezuela foreverwhat are they gonna do, extradite me for israels war?
>>220468345Total ZOG Death
>>220468277nice shop but not many meals or is this just the bank holiday weekend?
diego maradona
>>220468370haha that's on sunday mate jesus died today
pretty morrowind art i found
>>220468230Used to work with a south african cunt who looked like one of these dogs
>>220468418get in Deez son you've done it 2 days before Jesus did. you're better than are Christ
Might get a zza
He's only gone and posted it again hasn't he
I worship Diego, he posted for our sins.
The blonde on the ebay advert is very fit and adorable
>>220468451loool u on a mad one>>220468467haha bit weird that mate
>>220467831
>>220468454All I've eaten tonight is some Shreddies. I'm thinking the same
>>220468345it's also mandatory to have a physical test and to have to answer yes or no to interest in military servicebut it seems the justification is that if they need to recruit in an emergency, they already know which men aren't interested, which aren't physically able, and which are out of the country, which does make sense
thinking about physique inflationi watched scott herman 10 years ago and he seemed buffedlooking back now at his videos he just looks a small dyel
>>220468411just wanted the wine offer for the weekend and added some other bits
the first poo after a shower is always the hardest but I haven't eaten much today so it was just a stringy little fish poo and my ass is still pretty clean I reckon
Thinking critically about the decades of videos featuring buff shirtless men that I've consumed
>>220468532
>>220468525would jesus have used a nvidia or amd gpu?please answer
*does this*
>>220468576please don't remind me
actually screaming at this youtube thumbnail
>>220468598ghoinestly dont know matenot in scrikpture that one
go out and shag. cunt.
>>220468613whats the weather like in bombay?
>>220468613thought this was a woman in a hijab
>>220468613are you actually screaming are you
>>220468640shant
>>220468636i think jesus would've had an amd gpuwhy was jesus crucified as a false prophet but his apostles weren't?
>>220468640how do you even approach girls in italy? here you go to a pub, get drunk and talk to another drunk girl. in italy all the young people were just sitting in ice cream and pizza places. can't imagine doing that shit sober.
This country makes me so miserable. Fuck every one of you that voted out of the EU so I can't leave and go anywhere else in Europe.
>>220468665they were martyred tho?
>>220468640am jerking off to incest porn sorry mate
Just spending his Easter on the botty and pretending to be Diego isn’t he, perfectly normal behaviour haha
>>220468682Britain is fine we just need to get rid of the lower class scum
>>220468676genuienly shagged as many girls in my short time in italy as i have in the uk (0 and 0)>>220468707bizarre post
simulated incest porn is illegal in the uk what do you make of that? bit weird d
>>220468684but they weren't?i was fishing for an answer around the political and religious threats posed by christ, as he proclaimed to be the messiah to save israel from roman rule - essentially a blasphemer
>>220468676thats what im saying. do it while you can
Craving a new tattoo
>>220468744get rick and morty
diego has start the samefag argument with himself, watch it go on into the night
>>220468682i didnt get a vote, because i was too young
>>220468787Boring innit
>>220468787diego getting stuck in a loop endlessly replying how so? to himself
>>220468765I'm a pickle haha
>>220468547he's big probably natty
Mega botnet Easter self harm session currently taking place
>>220468787it's actually me putting saint diego through his paceshe's come up trumps right nowon the back foottypical fucking cath
>>220468734they very likely were martyred ? lol>as he proclaimed to be the messiah to save israel from roman rule erm not reallythe expectation was a davidic messiah who would reestablish israelinstead christ reestablished israel spiritually through his body and defeated not simply the romans but death (i.e. sin) itselfthis (while foreshadowed in the hebrew scriptures) was not what was expected bny tjhe jews
I have 12 tattoos on my right arm
>>220468733I think it's more bizarre that porn with braces is illegal tooWanking to a 50 year old woman who just happens to have braces on her teeth is banned under the new rules
>>220468547he does look buff, for a natty this is a great physique, top ~10%
jesus lookin lowkey kinda sexy stuck up on that cross with his abs out
>>220468840how many got you to shag
>>220468640did that need a full stop?
madHow closeted he is >>220468842is that actually illegal what da fuck
>>220468855
>>220468862yeah
>>220468726>genuienly shagged as many girls in my short time in italy as i have in the uk (0 and 0)i was about to call bs and then literally roared
>>220468889no you fucking didn't
>>2204688574
>>220468889haha glad to hear it
whacking a post into chatgpt to wind up digsy, and all of a sudden i realise, i'm far too drunk to even theologically troll
I just want to remind everyone on this good friday it is moly likely legal to marry your first cousin where you liveas it should be because we all have first cousins ready for marriage
>theologically troll
>>220468908
got two nans and theyre both on the way out
>>220468957Bradders kissing the homie (not gay)
Uhhhh poo poo pee pee bazinga
>>220468889
>>220468960corr get them down yougot a bhuna coming with them?
>>220468960it's 10 o clock mate. where they off to at this hour?
>>220468960bit early for midnight mass
>>220468938GRIM but my cousins are also GRIM maybe I would think differently if they were fit
>>220468960Where are they going?
>>220468992lol
got two naans and they're both on the way down the hatch
>>220468960sad that. All of mine are gone. Reckon the vax killed my last grandparent. She was fit as anything before. First one up, always doing housework and cooking.
>>220469006It'd be 100% different for sure and contrary to popular belief most family members will be 100% fine with it
paneer garlic nan
aux input modermusic play moder
mental how asians are having surgery to make their gigachad jaws SMALLER
>>220469024>She was fit as anything beforemate...
SPEN SPAIN SPEN SPAIN SPEN
keema naan's shit herself
what does it mean
>She was fit as anything before.
Emma Watson doing a poo innit love?
>>220469100kys
>>220469100What do you do for fun when you're not posting on 4chan?
nans been bummed
>>220469100if you ever see her make sure you tell her you would eat her poo x
>>220469121horrible so and so
middle class english women are lovely and nice https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLKSutArFnk
Rorke blaming his 96-year-old nan’s death on the vax
>>220469100mate.. i saw a poster of her in boots today and literally thought of you i almost turned to my mum and asked her if we should take a photo for emmayank for a laughthen i realised nobody other than then schizos in this thread know who you are
listening to avril me
>>220469058she was a bit of a glam gran. Leather jacket. You know how women always start cutting their hair short when they get old? She kept hers long just off the shoulder. Dyed it obviously but I can see her now just before she'd head out to hit the high street. Hairspray and a good brushing and she was set.
>>220469134arent ehse hthe epople who banned si ngle str8 men form their gigs lmao
blud’s with his mum in boots on a bank holiday thinking about 4chan posters :|
>>220469140>mum look it's the girl emmayank is obsessed with eating her poo! let's take a quick selfie together!
only find women attractive but I basically only wank to gay stuff what's that about then
Torrenting cyberpunk 2077 because Im not paying full price for a 6 year old game
real shit. i cried watching og karate kid recently
>>220469152that's too many typosdrink waterbednow
>>220469146based love her serious stuff
>>220469188>>>/int/cum
that bender cried with a filmGAY
>>220469204mate i'm literally like one drink in lolbarely even started
>>220469146is she still tight
Wish I could repost this in /brit/ but it has sound. Can someone remove the audio code so it can be posted here?>>>/wsg/6122334
reckon it would be quite nice to be Irish
black nigger coffee (scream)
>>220469217Im not a yank, fuck off
>>220469178You probably think the idea of you having sex with a woman is unachievable and you don’t think you would be able to satisfy her but having sex with men is incredibly easy and even your grim arse would make a bender cum
>>220469226how the weather in bombay?
how can't you tell it's a fake diego are you all bots
I arrived around 2:45 pm, and absolutely no one was waiting to get in. Despite this, I was told to line up from the other side. When I then stood in front of the empty door, I was refused entry… it couldn't be more ridiculous
>>220469226>audio codeCodec Flipping auto correct
>>220469245yes mate
Weighed myself today and I am currently the heaviest I have ever been. Have gained 5kg in just over two months, which is about the same as weight of a new-born baby. Basically gained a pregnancy worth of weight in about 8 weeks. *Very* unideal.
diego must be so delighted that this year's easter lands on a friday
>>220469244???
>>220469226t. ffmpeg enjoyer
>>220469270chubby bunny !
>>220469245the broccoli headed indians here don't even know who diego is
I was turned away at the door for wearing casual clothes. Apparently, their inclusivity has a strict dress code(gay, queer etc.)Save your time and go somewhere that actually practices what they preach.Music should be over sexuality!!!>>220469274lol
>>220469251The Chance app on Android does that for you when you upload files here Dunno about the iOS version, dog shit OS you see
>>220469245No one cares we all have him filtered
>>220469293>>220469226fak i posted the wrong one
moss balls getting watered
>>220469270same I'm meant to be on a diet but just keep getting fatter
Great evening outside the door. We didn't see the inside, but the sidewalk was nice. Many thanks to the bouncer who refused us entry: at least it allowed me to enjoy my Saturday.This is my second time here. I came to meet some friends. I'm alone in the queue, good vibes, sober. Someone asks me if I know the artists tonight, I give the wrong name, and they tell me to get out of the queue, that I'm being arrogant, sir. I've never seen anything like it.
>>220469307right thenso you're not home alone?
isn't even a good fake Diegogood fake Diego would be like this>>220469333hs?>>220469339lol
>>220469346hows it foing diego?
>>220469345how do you even imagine taht>>220469346what are you on about lmao
shipments of moss balls up and down the country
But Holmes, how did you know the die with six spots would be the odd one out without first looking at the other dice?Simple deduction. You see, from my extensive experience with this new style of captcha puzzle I have discovered that the odd one out is always the higher number. Since there is no higher number than six on a six-sided dice, the first instance being six must be necessarily be the higher number and thus, the odd one out.Brilliant Holmes!Elementary, my dear Watson.
>>220469385>a six-sided dicefucked it
things 20 years ago were just better
dad brought me a handheld vacuum for my birthday and it's actually the best gift I've received in years, highly recommend it
you dont need to play games to be a fan of them and if you suggest otherwise you are gatekeeping
>>220469412suck yourself off with it?
30-minute wait.Techno night.I came after work to join a group of friends who had already taken their seats, and I was turned away with a nonchalance I've rarely seen. Two people in front of me and two behind me. No one was badly dressed or drunk. It's really free, and the bouncer seems to take pleasure in doing it. If you don't want to waste your time and contribute to this kind of mentality, stay away.My girlfriend and I were turned away from the night Kangding Ray played. We arrived at 11:30 PM for no reason whatsoever: just because of our appearance. Neither she nor I were dressed in a flashy way (unlike everyone else in line, but hey... we're in Paris!). Implementing a Berghain-style door policy in 2026 makes no sense to me: you're only keeping your venue an elitist club for the coolest people in Paris. If you want to do something for European clubbing, keep its identity alive by selecting good music and respecting certain rules inside (I've read that, despite this, many people complain about the people who get in). The selection process is self-explanatory. Then, the staff talked about "inclusion"... but what kind of inclusion is it to kick someone out just because of the way they dress?! I saw a girl crying at the door because she had come all the way from Dijon. Anachronistic, classist, ridiculous.
>>220469321Excellent work cheers mate!
>>220469412
Aquafresh kisses on Katy's lips
things 20 years ago were just whiter
>>220469403SHITI'll get me coat
seth rogen at the bar in coopers
>>220469431you're weird mouldie
Moi? Le fucking steaming.
It’s still freezing outside, but by the time 13 March hits, we’ll be deep in feral spring mode. Hormones rising. Muscles unclenching. Mother nature whispering, get s1utty for me. Super Cheap Fvck tickets are live 48 hours only. Secure yours now and your bvtth0le will thank you in March, when your body is wide awake, gap1ng and very open to suggestions.
Just let out a torrent of diarrhea and puked in my mouth a little bit at the same time
>>220469423yeah, and because it's cordless and handheld I can do it wherever I like
For me it simply has to be a Henry hoover
190 auditioning for a play where one man plays all the different parts at the Swansea Theatre
Pootoil complete
Diego, sponsored by Eventbrite
I still dream of OrganonI wake up fucking screaming oh good toilberg, I won't forget
mossballs for the mAsses
bought some poppers
Katy's lips tingling from aquafresh kisses
nickle3back slams
i watched that normal people show it's about a povvo lad and some slag that loves being battered by men and she gets battered a bunch in itit did not seem normal
38 year old who looks 17
>>220469541WE'RE TOILBUSTING DADDY
in bedx
>>220469579just read book nibba
>>220469585Is she using a filter? She looks 60+
>>220469596
Ordered a cheeky domino’s with the big dip
I used to think my family treated me nicely because I was special. It turns out it was because they knew my parents were emotionally abusive cunts
>>220469618?x
>>220469419she cute. How do I get a gamer gf who doesn't need me to know anything about video games?
I still can't believe Diane Morgan is 50I thought she would be about 38
>>220469629fatties always love letting people know what they're going to eat
femlets
(8) NOAH NOAH WOHOAH NOAH NOAH WOAHAHOH (8)>>220469641>220469641ICK
>>220469579I'm watching it toojust makes me a bit envious that my university first year experience was a single shag in October then nine months of wanking in my smelly bedroom
>>220469649
as a chinese gf haver I can confirm this is true
>>220469585she will never be him
My bin smells like cum and orange peels
I never had casual sex. I was raised Christian and thought sex before marriage was a sin.I shagged my first long term gf at 18-21 years old and felt bad about it. Then I got another long term gf who I shagged and eventually became my wife. I've only had sex with those two people but I can recall many times where I could have had sex but didn't because of my upbringing
>>220469655>tay mogs me
>>220469655short women should get made fun of moreliteral dwarves
>>220469682>>220469707blog on incel
knight to f3
We're allowed to vent here you boring bastard
Wish our news was this stuff and not 2000 black kids robbing a marks and spencer
I never had casual sex. Or sex at all.I'm a virgin freak you see
>>220469707so what? regret not having an std?
>>220469752it literally used to be like that until brexit
>>220469756go out . there's a slag waiting for u
>>220469758Well I don't necessarily mean shagging random whores at a club but I can recall missing the chance with girls I knew that were clearly into me
rorkey want a cracker
About to stand up aren't I
>>220469756blog on most sexually active 4chan user
Diego's ringpiece
>>220469771Definitely not, and the last slag genuinely interested in me was far too ugly for me to even consider>inb4 you have to accept someone like her blahblahblahNope, shan't
>>220469785Oh Iyo, she won't be satisfied until her neck's fully broke
>>220469783at the comedy are you?
>>220469809No I'm in the kitchen
>>220469816>>220469816>>220469816The New
>>220469785>open this>refresh youtube >this is in recsNot a fan of being monitored
>>220469797Good for you mate gotta keep some standards
Janny quickshot
big iron on his hip
lol
>>220469828
early!
hate than nonwhite jannie so much
janyn never palyed adventurequest#copnfirmed
>>220469828get fucked yeah?
The new as it were>>220466000>>220466000>>220466000
>>220469859Jannies are an odd bunch
>>220469629sounds lush lad :) i've got a dr oetker going in the oven
>>220469906No you don't
>>220469898They've demonstrated time and again that they don't approve of early new /brit/ threads. Anyone posting an early new is playing with fire.
>>220469871Yeah all I posted was this. Apparently it was spamming/flooding. I think the janny just wanted to make a threat and got buthurt
gn happy easter allgod blessmay we rest in peaceand rise in gloryamen
>>220469930it was early lad. take your medicine
>>220469930post AFTER 310it's as easy as that
>>220469930Racism outside of /b/ innit
>>220469962>>220469962>>220469962the new as it could be
>>220469928I always used to post them at the 300 mark. Are the jannies enforcing the hard limit now?
keep wanking to fat girls getting shagged lads
>>220469024many such cases, know a few old folks who just aren't the same after, constant health problems>>220469149based nan
>>220469117I both love and hate women so much bros.
