Why don’t the Americans celebrate Easter? I thought they were a Christian country?
>>220468311face me when you speak to me
>>220468311They celebrate it by cutting the skin of their first borns dick or something
This meme is funny but I don’t really relate to it. My entire family (yes we are white ) celebrates Easter. We kinda regard it as the most important holiday.
>>220468554And you all get a Public Holidays right? You get time off work to be with each other and celebrate the days?
>>220468583On Sunday yes
>>220468583nta but I get good Friday off and never work weekends so Easter by default. job is based though I think you could take confederate independence day or something off
>>220468688Put me in the screencap
>>220468311Wait they don't..? In Diary Of A Wimpy Kid they do, searching Easter Eggs and stuff
>>220468923We do. Only terminally online /int/ users think otherwise.Easter isn't an official holiday in Mexico despite it also being very Christian either but they never talk about that.
>>220468311Separation of church and state o algo
>>220468328lol
>>220468311We're actually secular, like Turkiye, not fake secular like Euros.
>>220468311Didn't we create/preserve easter traditions like the easter bunny and eggs. Or are you talking about celebrating Easter in some jewish way like a Jehovahs Witness.
>>220468311America worships a fake version of Christianity called Evangelicalism that's really just a front to worship money and Israel instead of Jesus. Actually practicing the faith on a day-to-day basis is not the priority.
>>220468311People celebrate Easter, it's just not usually considered an official holiday by businesses or the government because they don't want to give people the day off or give them holiday pay.
>>220468583Nobody works on Sundays, Rajesh
>>220473232Unless you work in healthcare, or retail, or any other "essential" job
>>220468311They banned it along with kinder eggs
>>220468311uhm, we do sweety.all the churches and schools around me have easter egg hunts for kids where adults hide plastic little eggs and you collect them and they have little toys and candy inside. also we sell easter baskets with candy and chocolate rabbits and gifts.thank you.
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>>220468311I believe God hates the world , thank god for dead soldiers , god is causing the wars and natural calamities (westboro baptist church), predestination (calvinism), the soul is immortal, can reincarnate into different bodies, and will all return to god at the end of days (catharism), the world was created by the devil (gnosticism), and I love to pray to the sun moon and stars (paganism).God hates the world because the world is evil and was made by the Devil. Repent or perishhttps://x.com/GODHATESTHWORLDhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9o1X_TNXWA
>>220473317And the Easter egg hunts happen on the public holiday you get for the holiday, right?
>>220468554That's the joke.>>220468311I think about this meme innumerable times throughout the year. It's my favorite /int/ meme bar none.
>>220468955How new one must be for thinking the Easter meme is largely unironic.
>>220474083it's an unpaid holidaybut yes, they happen on the day ofthe egg painting and scavenger hunting is done as a supervised children's activity
>>220468923You learned American culture through an American tween book? That's rich.
>>220474242>it’s an unpaid holidaySo… it’s not a holiday then?
>>220474591Why should you get paid for not working
>>220474628I finally understand the American wagie memes
>>220474258>You learnt American culture through a piece of American culture?
>>220474638Foreigners watch A Christmas Carol and can't comprehend why Bob Cratchet has to ask for the day off? They just assume the state would mandate it. We Americans are more old fashion in that we recognize things like Liberty of Contract.
>>220474218It's retarded either way idc.
>>220474692The Protestant Work Ethic and it's consequences has been a disaster for the human race
>>220474651>You learned Japnese culture through a piece of hentai?
>>220474707Sissy Mexican
>>220474701Seethe
>>220468328I learnt this technique of talking by watching that movie in the late 90s where mukesh Khanna is Shahrukh Khan 's father
>>220476782Same
>>220476782sounds a little autistic, but I want to see you use it ngl
>>220474692Can you translate this post for a non-Americano?
>>220468369Hmm?
