https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhVoz6kWWdQ
cheerio
alri
tims on his last days thats why theyre giving him bottles of whiskey
>>220471964Fuck it's already 00:36 where did the time go?
love r gymskinhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_WkYleYuI7A
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1775259744360155.webm
just seen some chap get battered senseless by a coo on teh street
nth for the gyaldem
what board does he post on i wonder
>>220472087the indian man?twitter loves showing you an indian being brutally killed in some bizarre manner every couple days
>>220472151...yh
the friday night read
Just at two big bowls of mac and cheese Im going to die
>>220472182tonks would get it
Forget about it cuhh
>>220471952How do you respond without sounding mad?
might have mac and so called cheese tomorrow
>>220472126/fit/izen
>>220472182how much tylenol does it take to power this level of autism
>>220472232hoy baboy kamusta
>>220472232I would shag every last one
>>220472232
>>220472218hated how she was written in the last 2 books>>220472275you have no idea
I would like to invite you to the local dispensary. I like the snickerdoodles
>>220472256good guess. i'd bet he's a prolific shitposter on some weird board like bant
off to bed nowwell im already in bed actually, have been for some timebut i will be positioning the laptop in such a way that sleep will be possible and likely will occur within 30 minutes
>>220472375looks like mar a lago face tbqh
>>220472232Brits cosplay America and then Denmark cosplays them lol
>>220472421is that so? *pets you*
>>220472451>>220472451
I'd unironically eat her poo.
>>220472421*greases up your thick cock and jerks you off under the blankets*
All I had was me undies on
>>220472487*also pets you*
have always found pornography's obsession with cock's very offputting. futanari, transsexuals, even in "straight" porn a big emphasis is put on the big, meaty cocks.always thought the kinsey scale was stupid but maybe most blokes are just a bit gay and i'm one of the only real straight men on the planet
>>220472568Definitely this. Alpha super straight mgtow president.
>>220472568Timmy moment lol
>>220472503corrr corrrrshow vagine
>>220472391i guess miscarriage, grief, and mourning add a little spice to the pregnancy kink
Sometimes I set my grindr location to yoo kay, and look at all the beautiful brit twinks and cry.
The bastards hung me in the spring of 25
feeling ugly things
arse bandits are after me fackin arse
Hispanic neighbor drug dealer #1 snuck out Hispanic neighbor drug dealers #2 snuck out Hispanic neighbor #3 drug dealers are currently outside my bedroom window smoking drugs
Watching one of those Japanese animes
>>220472295those are high-school students.
>>220472752gay sex?
>>220472708faggot
>>220472800no, stabbing dogs
ay carumba los banditos cartel de culo robo my jass
>>220472804imagine being a repper because you're a fat uncultured mutt worried that Dale and Alejandro are going to judge you lol
and gay sex is not ugly *https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nL7I5tCwhhs*
No posts for 10 minutes at 10 to 2 on a Friday nightEst fini
women are so pretty i wish i was one haha
this diet will NOT defeat methese hunger pangs are psychologicalI WILL be thin
finally feel the seasonal affective disorder going away
about half way there lads
>>220473040what happens if they miss it?
>>220473015years of being an incel have chipped away at your self-esteem to the point that you can no longer even envision yourself as the lover of a woman, so your sexual interest no moves in the direction of mimicry or assimilationyou need to heal, you need to escape from this cycle, you need to learn to see yourself as worthy being againa man can never be a woman, will never be a woman, and you need to become the normal heterosexual man you were born to bedo not make any arguments or excuses, just allow the notion 'I need to heal' get through the defences, allow yourself to repeat it to yourselfI love you and believe in you
>>220473049then they have to fly into the sun
>>220473040i wonder what they're thinking right now
chariots of silk she rodestallions of gold she owned
>>220472568>but maybe most blokes are just a bit gay and i'm one of the only real straight men on the planetthis is how I feel, but I don't even watch porn that features men since lesbian and solo female stuff is available so you're gayer than me I'm afraid
>>220473060hope we don't die lol
>>220473060they're thinking it's dinner time nigga
>>220473015if you were her i would destroy you
>>220473055he has AGP. let him go.
>>220473068>I don't even watch porn that features men since lesbian and solo female stuff is availableneither do i, to be clear
Going to kill myself because I'm a maladjusted incel freak
This is how you know your troons:If he says: >I'm gay. I wish I was a girl so I could find a nice bfHe's hsts and valid. If he says: >Gosh, girls are SOO pretty, i have folders full of girls girls girls, anime girls and loli girls and i want to wear their skinHe's AGP and disgusting and should be binned
>homer bimpson
Is she agp?
I have no life and I spend all day everyday in my roomI'm 25 btw
Yank hours is it? Shan’t be engaging
>>220473118same but 44
>>220473134Cap
nae ponies
>>220473091that's not a good reason to kill yourself
>>220473115Hard to tell from just a pic. Might be gay and forced into repression because of Pakistani culture.
>>220473134Do you have your own house or live with your parents?
>>220473156Well I'm going to do it anyway
>>220473149AI generation goal: Goodbye Horses but in Scots
The US is finished.
*walks into /brit/ with a long thin piece of bamboo and whacks the yanks and ‘anadians with it while hissing and spitting at them* Ahhh now that the vermin have been seen to, what shall we discuss gentleman
>>220473163I rent a 1 bed flat and ive been on benefits for over 20 years
>>220473183What is your disability and what do you do to pass the time?
>>220473182See yourself off while you’re at it.
>>220473182As if new zealanders are any better than canadians and yanks
>>220473182thanks insulting us in a separate way that doesn't imply we are the same as the yanks, it really means a lot to me
>>220473174Only 1 man can save us now...
>>220473202Meet me in poolaroo outside Coles
>>220473171do you live in a city? maybe that's the problem
>>220473217I don't think that's allowed
>>220473213The Canadians I’ve met irl have been decent lads while the yanks I’ve met are pot bellied goblins
Lad I dont like just snapchatted me, Im afraid to open it
>>220473266my mate used to send videos of him laying on his bed kicking his bare feet showing us his soles to our instagram group chat and it made me and a few others a bit gay
>>220473245You have no idea how bad it really is
Rorke flummoxedhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1775265240317987.mp4
>>220473276>You have no idea how bad it really isI do, your culture and ugly faces and celebrities and shite music are shoved in our faces constantly.
>>220473276i bet that guy has a lot of great stories
>>220473287can't even get away from them on /brit/
>>220473287ReleaseTheTarrant
>>220473304Fuck off edgelord
>>220473300The camera guy? I live in California. I wouldn't say it's been beneficial to grow up in such a place. It's a bit like living in a third world microcosm of a first world country.
I have a russian soul and yearn to be a peasant farmer crushed under the heel of the tsar
>>220473338Fuck off to alabama then
>>220473359Alabama was already destroyed and polluted by reconstruction. California wasn't. That's the point mutt.
I am a yaaaaank hahamy existence makes silly angloids seeeeeeeethe
>>220473370A yank calling someone a mutt? Ironic
*reads /brit/*
>>220473413I'm not a mutt. I was born in Stoke on Trent to an American mom and British dad
>>220473437imagine the stinky farts and steamy poos that come from those cheeks
>>220473439>born in Stoke on Trent to an American momMutt. I however was born in ireland to irish parents. Checkmate you dirty mongrel
>implying mutts are not cute
>>220473439more like stroke on this pants tent
>>220473437“Fantasy” to women is just weird smut where werewolves or fairies are fucking them
Made a very risky nonce post earlier and now I'm worried it was the one
>>220473439Stoke-on-TrentOh yeah, to Stoke-on-TrentHistoric town on the river TrentIt's a vibrantmixOfthegreat and thegoodLike Reginald 'Spitfire'Mitchell and Josiah WedgwoodCome and lose yourself in the pottery shopping centreWhy not try a Staffordshire oatcakeIt's a culinary adventureCome to Stoke-on-TrentAnd see just what it's meantBy the welcome phrase of "Ayup duck"You're in Stoke-on-Trent!
>>220473437i would eat her poo
>>220473439the fick was a yank woman doing in stoke on trent?
>>220473479Hope the cyber police break down your door and drag you off
>>220473458she'd be much more attractive without that stupid mouth piercing and retarded hair dye style
>>220473439>momFOY
>>220473437That is quite the arse
>>220473498Getting backshots off his da obviously
How come we're the only country able to do space?
>>220473498My mom is an artist and a hippy type that was in Britain at some rock show where she met my dad. They had me and moved to California when i was 4. My younger brother was born here
>>220473523I'd rather have healthcare.
>>220473540Not very Faustian of you is it
>>220473174hes right tbfiran is heavily battered but theres no chance of regime change without a ground invasion which isn't happening
>>220473523i live there
>>220473540NASA is only a small portion of our budget thoughbeit.
>>220473519They come from far and wide>>220473523Let me tell you about Helen Sharman
>>220473540to be fair space is a fairly small expenditure in this cunt our healthcare money goes to the military and israel
>>220473523Because you stole Wernher von Braun from our captivity
>>220473507the raccoon hair is cute tbf
>>220473545We're only here for roughly 80 years, mate. What do I benefit from space travel?
>>220473556>Let me tell you about Helen SharmanUsing the astronaut who had to piggyback off the Russians isn't a good argument mate
Been sitting at this computer for 5 hours now. 4chan stops me from doing anything productive.
>>220473580WonderCuriosity
>>220473595lmao fucking poof.
>>220473550It would be so funny if they tried thou6
>>220473523u wot m8
>>220473560>to be fair space is a fairly smallyou fucking retardSpace is huge
>>220473595Wonder and curiosity from space travel doesn't get me clunge now does it?
>>220473536Stoke to California is quite the 180
>>220473600get this commie nonsense outta my /brit/
>>220473608I know someone who went from Livingston to Oklahoma
feel like SHIT
>>220473600The moon landing was arguably the most important one of all thoughbeit.
>>220473583>RussiansSo not Americans then
>>220473630if it even happened
russians are the ubermenschen of europe tbf
>>220473600This graphic leaves off a few things methinks, like the first person beyond low earth orbit, the first woman beyond low earth orbit, the first crewed orbit around the moon, etc. Granted, the second one was only achieved literally yesterday, but still.
>>220473599war isnt a laughing matter m8
>>220473600Soviets gave up with the moon so yes, the US won the space raceCould have tried landing or even establishing a moon base, but no
Someone tell me the news headlines. I refuse to use the m**nstream media
>>220473704what if it was a balls war
>>220473708Americans (and one leaf) going to the moon.
>>220473719They are going AROUND the moon
>>220473708i only care about local news. everything else is reality tv to me.
>>220473707the ussr put something on the moon first, saying the manned moon landing mattered most is just a post hoc finishing line to something that had no rules
>>220473704The sooner they're reminded of that the better
>>220473726so very very true
been hearing the phrase "first x to go towards the moon" recently
>>220473719Are they riding my portfolio haha
>>220473707First object on mars, venus and first space station beat that
>>220473729It mattered most because the Soviets gave up
>>220473726If its not look north im not looking
Actually think landing this on Venus was the most impressive feat of the space race
I think that, one day, there will be the first /brit/ poster to set foot on the moon.
Artemis is now closer to the Moon's orbit than to Earth
I believe God hates the world , thank god for dead soldiers , god is causing the wars and natural calamities (westboro baptist church), predestination (calvinism), the world was created by the devil (gnosticism), and I love to pray to the sun moon and stars (paganism).God hates the world because the world is evil and was made by the Devil. Repent or perish.https://x.com/GODHATESTHWORLDhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9o1X_TNXWA
>>220473787mm no
Couldn’t give a toss
>>220473796tbqh if it hadn’t been the Russians that did it it would be talked about more often
In agreement with that Brian Cox lad when he says we shouldn't be thinking of space colonisation from the perspective of 'escaping Earth', but instead as a way to make life on Earth better. Retards like Musk give people the totally wrong idea.
>>220473849musk actually also wants that too, put industry into orbit, keep the earth green and pleasant... for them, you will become an orbitoid workoid of course, and never touch the ground
Gravy’s good tonight
>>220473890alas
Spanish is an annoying-sounding language>You're just being racist against Mexicans!!Just as annoying from Spanish people.
>>220473921Frank's actor was 19 here btw
>>220473931You obviously havent heard a turk talk on the phone loudly on a morning bus
>>220473921What was his problem literally beefing with some copper over a stained glass window in a church
Zesty Foden dancing shirtless in the streets of Soho sucking a lollipop with reckless abandon xx
>>220473925beltalowda rise
>>220473931can feel the british culture emanating from this post
OMG Rorke babes you need to lighten up xx
Rorke reminiscing of the good aul days when kids worked in textile factories
>>220473890
Just wish there was a socialist party that actually talked about economic issues and not trannies or racism.
Dogberg knackered after the park today
Just wish there was a socialist party that actually talked about economic issues and trans people and racism.
Im a left winger but Im also a massive racist, where is my political party?
>>220474030>>220474008woke/intersectional/PC ideology was formulated for the express purpose of distracting from economic issues btw, there is NOTHING organic about it
ricky.gervais@xfm.co.uk
>>220474052I hear the two of them had a falling out over ricky gervais being a massive narcissistic cunt
>>220474022What a cutie
why focus on terraforming mars when we could do it to central Australia?
>>220474068He's a genuine bully supposedly.
>>220474088That proposal wouldn't get any karma on reddit.
If Australia were populated as densely as London, its population would be approximately 45 billion people ($45,007,232,098$).
>>220474051that isn't true you know that right, there's no conspiracy of devious plotters that created the idea of not being shit to trans people or the material history of how racism as a system was created, if anything it's the right that make culture war issues big to distract from economic issues so that the public accepts being fucked as long as brown people and trans people get fucked harder
>>220474116Shall not engage with such an egregious strawman.
>>220474051essential viewing:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJsf5QY12rg
>>220474125Anybody that denies Her Queenhood need only listen to this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDw6zODvxFI
>>220474008there is some logic to it, marginalised/vulnerable/desperate workers are more exploitable, which is how you get wage suppressionso equality (or equity or whatever the woke term is) is a prerequisite for uplifting all workersthough i don't really see how it applies to trannies
>>220474139nobody is creating "woke ideology" to distract from economic issues, nobody is creating "woke ideology" at all because that's not a thing, there's a massive range of leftist ideas and liberal ideas people mistake for leftist ideas, even within one field like feminism you have things like market feminism all the way to pop liberal market feminism and they completely contradict each other
>>220474125HIS EYES ARE LIKE ANGELSHIS HEART IS *PUM* COOOOLD*PUM PUM PUM*
>>220474210The New Left was a betrayal of Marxism. You. Know. Nothing. Do not presume to educate when you can barely string a sentence together.
>>220474210liberalism is still left wing
I saw you venting in electrical
>>220474210to me it felt like woke ideology literally sprang up the day after occupy wall street ended but I could be wrong
>>220474275marxism has been betrayed over and over and over even when he was alive it was betrayed, what does this have to do with what I said>>220474282LMAO
>>220474301oh right you're a retarded tankie
>>220474321nope
chicken jockey
I guess like the second shift has no impact on economics and stuff, woke ideology, we should just ignore that stuff
>A young woman, who was just months away from her college graduation, was mauled to death by three dogs while pet sitting in Texas.
It's only 10 but Im so bored I might just go to bed
the only women who have ever been attracted to me are goths or emos
>>220474423youtube.com/watch?v=DdaaK4VbA0s
>>220474402You don't even need to say the breed
Goth girls, goth girls: they’re the girls that goto see the nerdcore rapper with the geeked out flow.At the show you can see the black lace on parade.I met a hundred dozen of ‘em but I ain’t got laid.
i'm just like that song except i can talk to them quite well and i have shagged many
>>220474051it's literally derived from marxist analysis
doom eternal seems like a rorke game at its cure>demons invade earth>UAC tries to make them feel welcome and starts calling "demon" a slur
>>220474469i got that feeling yeahsome of the writers are id were a wee bit chuddyall gone now of course
>>220474469can equally see it as the corporate co-option of liberal therapy speak to shame people
>>220474447bit racist
>>220474402damn she cute
I would eat Emma Watson's poo without hesitation.
>>220474619i think you've made your point with all this, maybe time to give it a rest eh chap?
Got an 8:30 rez at Toby Carvery
>>220472375why is this
mad thathttps://i.4cdn.org/gif/1775262737879946.webm
Wonder what dinnerlad will be making tonight?
>>220474744Sadness
>>220474758scrm
IRN BRU
>>220474766imagine punting him over the shelves
read every post in this thread -- every onewill not comment on how i felt about them
rorke accidentally posting level 5 cognitohazard in the work chat
>A total of 365 US service members have been wounded in action since the start of the US-Israeli war with Iran, according to figures released by the Pentagon.Donald Trump really will kill Americans to stop them from thinking he's a paedophile
>>220474809Can only assume you found mines to be the most articulate.
>>220474816this is fucking typical of rorke
>>220473479>Uk bros live in fearGrim
just woke up
pooing a golf ball
Who, dear? Me, dear? Gay, dear? No, dear!
I enjoy going on youtube and watching commercials from the 1990s. Love a good bit of nostalgia, me.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKSCgGVGny4
wish i could crawl back up my mum's womb and just fall asleep there forever
>>220474816it was just leftypols mum mate calm down
sucking humpdty dumpty's willy when he starts to violently shake with orgasm and falls
>>220475040you can get close by shagging her
Brexit is the worst thing this country has ever done.
>>220475066i dont want to shag her i want to live inside of her
>>220475101what about those genocides in colonial India?
Wonder what shite those fake moon landing conspirators will spout when they're shown actual pictures of the Apollo landing sites lol
>>220475101Smoking ban was worse
>>220475115Some of our best work
>>220475101I reckon letting all the wogs and pakis in was worse.
It’s storming in Chicago (again)
>>220475122whoever has known anyone to falsify a picture
>>220475163they need a good urban tornado again like the old days
>>220475173Get a girlfriend, mate.
going around telling people doing things that they aint built for that
>>220475193if you are of the belief the moon landings were staged, why on earth would you not also believe subsequent images of the moon landing sites not also be staged
>>220475233So this is the cronem?
>>220475310
dangling my participle
>>220475324he kinda hitting that shit tho
>>220475324Andrew Tate on a mad one.
>>220475324Andrew Gape
my favourite genre is reading other people's texts on the bus
drain gang
>>220475373you aint built for that
>>220475373Who are you even talking to?
>>220475382ye i am. they sit down in front and it's right inf ront of my face. it's rude not read it
mad how birds dont get bored doing the same whistle all morning. they need to invent instruments pronto
>>220475408genuinely made me chortle
>>220475408no need to innovate upon perfection
will not be arsed
Spartan: Total Warrior
Mad how you'll all decompose, burn, and then eventually freezeReflect on that
poo
>>220475449>burn>freezeif you mean in millions of years then sure
what's really mental is that you will always be a raped paedo
Christina Koch is the first woman to do a poo in deep space.
>>220475490You don't know thatMaybe she's holding it in until she gets back
Reflect on that
>>220475507>>220475507>>220475507
