New Zealand's oldest building edition
I am a Christian
>>220478215Same
I am a Jew
>>220478215the pornstar who fucks the transsexuals?
quick pit stop at sisterberg’s
Who is your favourite /brit/ poster?
>>220478231that a tub of snus in your pocket
>>220478231does she look like pic related?
>>220478228some of the trannies he fucks do not even pass i swear that niqqa gay like you can't put a dress on a man and claim you're straight because actually it's a tranny
>>220478240mikey
>>220478240Any of the nice ones
>>220478240nobody ever laughs at my gimmicks or even (You)s me, so I am my own favourite poster as I am the irrelevant meat and potatoes of /brit/posters
>>220478231which snus is that?
>>220478247yes>>220478252no
>>220478263What does he do?>>220478265Same>>220478275(You)
>>220478240the singular rorkeposter
>>220478290he makes funny posts and they make me laugh
>>220478277velo orange spark ofc
>>220478310>not mint pablongmi
mums said there was no cheese flatbread in the store feel devastated I was looking forward to eating them
>>220478310i'm sucking on a velo tangy lime need to try the orangebut i also need to quit
>caffeine and nicotine give me insomnia and panic attacks>hungover for 3 days if I have a few beersmental how gay I am
>ISA deadline tomorrow >too scared to put money into s&s isa because the AI bubble might burst
>>220478339ktimming hard at this post but i think i only get 3 day hangovers because i take like 100mg nicotine when i drink
Toilet roll the landlady has got in is absolutely useless. Can't get any purchase on my arse with it. Off to the shops it is
a cigarette after a few beers has a nice effect. i find you dont get the same effect with vapes or pouches
It's my birthday today.
>>220478388ge baby wipes. life changing
>>220478419Happy happy birthday, to you!
>>220478420'
having an argument against someone online and hes brought scotlands free education compared to our 10 grand a year up and i cant argue against it really any suggestions
YouTube niggas will talk about a Japanese game director like he's the Risen Christ then title the video like >Nakadashi Sushimoto is a genius (and here's why) 3:12:44
>>220478257>like you can't put a dress on a man and claim you're straight because actually it's a trannythat's literally what trannies are mate
>>220478367it's absolutely insane how musk takes his company public and all of a sudden our investments are now funding his companieshe lobbied to get himself into the various indexes so chances are you're putting your life savings on his stocks which are gonna tumble when people realise it's all hype
how's it foing
>>220478374I gave up nicotine and kept drinking for a while afterwards and found it didn't make hangovers any better
>>220478419hb
>>220478462paleozoic gimmick
>>220478367just put 4k in your Lifetime ISA and 8k in your Cash ISA x
>>220478463>banker to builder
>>220478463Absolute foreign intelligence operation-tier ragebait
>>220478488love her x
got not sausages
>>220478463The ivy on the left house looks like shit though
I've met 5 different escorts now. Some commonalities I've noticed:All 5 had tattoos.3 of them are mothers.2 of them can't ride a bicycle.
>>220478535dont like this video
>>220478504she doesn't even know you exist
>>220478569ok x
>>220478544
m&s food is CLOSED tomorrow
>>220478535thats a neck snap
>Rabbi>Lender>Banker>Lawyer>Activist>Financier>Merchant>Academic>NGO CEO>Media Tycoon>Diamond Trader>Holocaust Expert>Currency Speculator>Civil Rights Watchdog>Dual Citizenship Holder
>>220478582because of the wogs?
>>220478504shes like the white xoxy chick
Saw a Poirot episode last night and there was this fit bird
>>220478575:(
>>220478582As it should be. The Sunday Trading Act 1994 was one of many steps on this country's road to ruin.
>>220478606>go travelling alone>surprised you feel alonewhy are women like this?
bought turkish delight because of that book and have to say im disappointed i would never betray my friends for this muck
>>220478632she is cute
>>220478637>friendsfamily, even
my libido has crashed to zero lads :(
The 2012 London opening ceremony, with its twee micro-references to 20th century export culture, was a direct reaction to this. It was the point where I felt Britain's formative history had been replaced by the Anglophile image of the UK as a historyless fake state like the UAE
22% decrease in rorke autism this month compared to the same time last month.
i wanna fuck my computah
greeno eats looks like he should be on the register
he poo. xD
>>220478687add the figure to your ongoing spreadsheet monitoring the frequency of people posting a specific word on an obscure 4chan general
>>220478632i looked at the solotravel reddit thinking it might have some ideas for interesting places to go>it's mostly women moaning about getting harassed or asking how to meet people while they're awaythey should just go on an all inclusive package holiday somewhere
>>220478707aaaaaaah i got poo on me bloody heeeeeeeeeeeeeead
>>220478714If it continues to embarrass you and shame you then I will
>>220478723kek
>>220478463that's obviously a satire account
>>220478679leave it on twitter next time
>>220478723no Stewies
fried egg on toast with sardines for breakfast this morning and you?
Mad that he'll be 100 in 1 month and 4 days
>>220478738They are allowed
New Techmoan lads. Get in.
>>220478743bagel and a protein bar
would like to go on holiday but got no one to go with and i don't like the idea of being alone on holiday
>>220478744The greatest living Englishman
>>220478754ok
>>220478743Gay porn
>>220478743shall be having eggberts fried in chinky chilli oil with bean curd on the side over rice
lost interest in everything lads :(books, films, tv, gamesdunno what to do
>>220478760Thats not ricky gervais
>>220478754it can be nice but you have to pick the right place that interests you
>>220478765grow up
Sir Creatine Monohydrate
>>220478754Must be a travel company that caters to loser incels like yourself
>>220478776Go for a long walk
>>220478776crack
>>220478733I love how you are singing such a different tune now limey. Keep talking shit. Wear out that welcome. Let us cast off the last lines of any relationship so you can sink in your new islamic homeland.
>>220478776pray to Jesus Christ
>>220478776same. i took a crack at philosophy and theology recently but it just doesnt hit the same
>>220478776get into music
>>220478776could try cottaging
imagine this but poo seal haha
*grows up*gay porn mad how poo peng
>>220478804how do you get into music beyond just listening to it?
>>220478813read up on all the petty drama between band members and constantly gatekeep about it online and in person
Real name being Braden Peters, fans concluded that Clavicular was DESTINED to become a looksmaxxer as his initials (BP) are the same as black pill. He has recently gone mainstream and established himself as the Protagonsit of the Looksmaxxing Verse. Growing up neurodivergent, overweight and unattractive, Clavicular decided to invest all his time, money and energy into looksmaxxing, more specifically steroids, bonesmashing and pharmaceuticals, believing that it is the best ROI actvity long-term. His efforts were eventually rewarded when he became popular in November of 2024, earning six figures with social media and streaming, attracting girls in the hundreds and gaining a status that allowed to him to escape jail time. He proved his ideology to the world and truly ascended. HOWEVER, original fans are starting to suspect his self-proclaimed "strong will" and explain that since his come-up, Braden's personality changed negatively, becoming drunk on his recently acquired power, and forgetting his base values such as freedom of speech and "bros before hoes". Popular personalities say that Clav getting frame mogged by ASU FRAT LEADER Varis was simply karma and a sign to get back into the gym...
>>220478802not that you can really be blamed. the vast majority of modern media and literature is wank. i don’t think there has been one memorable, original thing produced in the 2020s that isn’t a remake or a retelling of some historical event. we are a stagnant culture. forced to cargo cult and copy older forms when we had more vigour
>>220478813start a band
Yo
Giz a sniff.
>>220478813go gigs
how do I become a better kisser?
>gifted sub to a twitch channel i've never heard of or watcheddidnt know that was possible
getting a bit sick of this looksmaxxing meme, just losers that will be forgotten by the summer whats the point
/brit/ takes a noticeable decline in quality around half 11 or 11am when all the sexual deviants log on
>>220478844I have emma naked too
Sir Looks Maxxer
>>220478859Practice with your sister
incredible how normies ruined being an incel
>>220478864a particular aggressively autistic freak wakes up around that time
bit of a tune this
imagine a tourist coming to england and trying a greggs
>>220478861i just ignore all of it. cant believe people actually donate money to streamers
>>220478859there are huge lip variants of "certain products", you can practice kissing on them irl
>>220478902happens a lot actually
>>220478902would never patronize a greggsdon't want to be called racist
>>220478902we dont even realise it but these are like famous 21st century cultural icons tourists flock to nowadays. Wetherspoons as well, they're landmarks now.
I found out to be in the popes bodyguard team you HAVE to be Swiss
i poomog you all
wetherspoons is an americanisation. not the company itself but the idea of national chain “bars” where you order off an app
>>220478902americans love greggs
>>220478310Vitt snus är inte snus, transbögen
>>220478669clickfortaz love her
>>220478959they call it cregs
>>220478951Emma Watson poomogs you though.
>>220478715and spend time with White working class people?
>>220478933Dont believe anyone knows what these are outside britain
>>220478956Wetherspoons is practically the only thing saving an other dead high street in every town in Britain.
>>220478984she's been replaced by a cute little browniehow do you cope?
today i feel gay
is Creed (2015) worth a watch?
>>220479023no
https://youtube.com/watch?v=mB2mvbhHpEk&pp=ygUTQW1lcmljYW5zIGluIGdyZWdncw%3D%3D
>>220479023dunno m8. hope this helps
>>220479013>cute little brownie>cute
adrenaline is a pretty cool drug
mumberg massively overdid the bacon so it was like eating crisps, ruined the whole weekend tbqh
that last lemonade made all the differenceclear headstable tummy
>>220479043NO NOT LIKE THAT
https://youtu.be/ltUzHJJ3aAo?si=S4taB3x9sj1GwFfb
>>220479023yeah
My brekkie today:One knäckebröd with ham & cheese, cucumber and red bell pepperOne fralla with cheese, cucumber and red bell pepperOne hard-boiled egg with saltOne cup of black coffee
rorke finally emerging from his smelly childhood bedroom at ten to 12 and having his family proclaim "he has risen!!"
shall be dusting off the CV in a few months
>>220479084whats fralla?
This country would infinitely be improved if we deported the lower classes to benidorm. The best part is they would happily leave.
gm gm
grow up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCVSgXVqWrQ
>>220479084Svenslop
>>220479101Bread Roll (Småfranska)The most common meaning of fralla is a small, individual-sized bread roll. English equivalents: Depending on where you are, it can be called a bread roll, bun, bap, or cob.Usage: They are often eaten for breakfast with butter, cheese, or ham.
*shrinks down*now what?
are all seasidemark posts assumed to be employed woman now?
going over to gfs this afternoon
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/J0vzPxA4X-Efucking hell
>>220479084>blanda mjukt och hårt bröd decide you mongo
>>220478861that happened to me the other week
heurgen jurgen huergen i have salted eel and seaweed for breakfast hfor hfor hfor jensen johansonn
cooking cum for lunch
>>220479142What's slop about it? It's trad as fuck
>>220479177
>>220479157gonna fuck her raw?
Just some Shreddies this morning as I await the big shops arrival>You ordered pack of courgettes>we have sent aubergineyou fuckin sell loose corugettes you cunts
>>220479172grow up
>>220479189maybe i think shes on the blob thoguhi wanked last night maybe that was a bad move
>>220479164that's not a panther
>>220479192Don't tell me what to poo
>>220479170>bread with ham & cheese>boiled egg>coffeeYour traditional diet contains way more eel than ours
>>220479164that's not a pantheri've been bamboozeled
>>220479198>i wanked last night maybe that was a bad moveyeah I wanked on Thursday before I saw an escort on Friday, bad moveonly managed to cum once (in her mouth) and couldn't stay hard during intercoursegoing back on NoFap hard mode now
>>220479191loose wot? CORUGETTES?
>>220479212SCREAMING
>>220479170more of a hojpaloj people than a hurgen durgen
Not being funny but I don’t really get men who never let it rip on a motorway or something. Just sitting there all day every day doing the speed limit how boring is your fkn life mate seriously
Might start my gimmick where I copy and paste conversations from reddit about US politics
>>220479235I didn't know what the fuck a 'syggelekokle' was, so I just gave him some screws.
>>220479248I'm in no rush and it gives me more time to listen to music I like or audiobooks
>>220479252There are people on /sverigetråden/ who do this day in day out
>>220479248prefer not dying me
watching single white female, it's mad how much better films in the 90s looked, cinema has really gone to shit
new gilet arrivelooking like a fly mfer
>>220479257have no idea either, sounds danish
>>220479274Hello 2010
>>220479265>single white femalektim
>>220479286you're a single white bloke in a dress
favourite youtube about to start a new project: a podcast with his wife. Needless to say I unsubscribed and blocked the moment I heard
>>220479286I am big cums to my penis, is a thick mushroom sexy girl
>>220479274a fly fisherman more like lolnot that there's owt wrong with that
>>220479260roaringI've heard it's an extremely autistic general but not much more
>>220479248in my youth id crack a ton but im older nowwisera small harvest of clues to my nameget it to 70 on cruise control, stick it in lane 1, get there on time
Let's be honest, football is gay. It's soap opera for men.
>>220478310>>220478960The second Swede is correct: nicotine pouches aren't snus. Surely every Swede should know that.
>>220479308How is it gay? They don't have sex with eachother, they all have super model girlfriends
>>220479265jennifer jason leigh sex
>>220479317never claimed it to be real snus
>>220479306Yeah, we call it "knottra" (making a verb from having bumpy skin = knottrig)
multiple country general threads on /int/ have paranoia a brit is posting under a vpn
Who are people voting for? A few of my friends are voting green but they're mentally ill
>>220479298undertaker?
In a BBC News article this morning I noticed the phrase "three times more expensive... than" when really it should be "three times as expensive as". Pic related.
THE LINE MUST GO UPIT MUST LWAYS GO UP FOREVERDONT LET THE LINE GO DOWNIT MUST GO UP
xbox not delivered until tuesdayNOT happy about it
>>220479261If you somehow crash your car driving in a straight line then you were gonna die anyway because you’re retarded>>220479307That’s fair I respect that unc
last night i had a dream i was buying a vape from bossmanbut i said "uh actually i just quit so i won't"and then went around the fridges in the shop looking for a coke but they were all just full of loose meat joints
>>220479365what games do u wanna play
>>220479358autism is a disability
>>220479358heard a woman in the shops say to one of her kids about someone being "more cleverer"
>>220479389rdr2
LINETHE LINE GUYS
>>220479334You could have said "it's not snus, it's nicotine pouches"
When every “ high street” in the country is semi derilict and only held together by charity shops and foreigners doing illegal businesses then it’s generally a sign your civilization has collapsedDon’t understand “rejuvenation” or well jsut open a few more shops that’ll work. It’s over.
that full tin of beans i had yesterday just did some serious work in the toilet
>>220479358You’re absolutely right—that’s a classic case of linguistic imprecision. You are likely referring to a BBC News article from this morning, April 4, 2026, regarding the proposed reopening of Alcatraz, where the phrase "three times more expensive... than" was used to describe its historical operating costs.Your observation is correct both mathematically and grammatically:"Three times as expensive as": If a standard prison costs $100 to run, Alcatraz costs $300."Three times more expensive than": Strictly speaking, "more than" implies an addition to the base price. This would mean the base ($100) plus three times that amount ($300), totaling $400.While many major publications—including The Guardian and The New York Times—frequently use "three times more than," style guides generally consider it sloppy because it creates ambiguity between a multiple and an increase. In the case of Alcatraz, historical data from the U.S. Bureau of Prisons confirms the intended meaning was that it cost roughly three times as much to run as other federal institutions.Would you like to see more examples of how style guides like AP or Chicago handle these types of mathematical comparisons?
my sister is such a snake bitch she barely even spoke to me yesterday and then I find out she posted this on her story about me > Happy bday to my amazing little brother, your a superstar and a inspiration. So proud to be your big sisI’m also an unemployed friendless failure so definitely no fuckin superstar.Crazy how fake even people who are close to you can be
any tunes going lads?
>>220479248speeding is low IQ
>>220479404yeah?
>>220479265I watched a chinky martial arts flick from 1971 recently (touch of zen) and was genuinely blown away by how good it looks. Pop culture is pretty much dead.
>>220479406Once again, I will repeat, the only thing that's "over" is high street retail. The high street and town centres need to become mixed use areas of apartments, cafes, restaurants etc.Also deport the lower classes
>>220479419Depends on the circumstances. I’d say it’s high T behaviour
>>220479428Define "looks good"
whip status: clean as a whistle
>>220479406A lot of councils are rezoning high streets and converting them in to houses and flats. Eventually the high street will disappear entirely, I think everybody knew this was going to happen at some point. Its not a sign of decline, the internet just took over. Why would I want to march around town with shopping bags in the pouring rain next to brown people when I can just order everything in my smelly bedroom and have a wank? The high street was always shit
>>220479417https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqFnDWdUBi8&t=2syea...
>>220479410happy birthday for yesterday though mateWILL THIS CAPTCHA FUCKING LOAD? IVE GOT MULTIPLE POSTS IN MY HEAD TO POST right there it goes THANK YOU
>>220479428 i watched a few youtube videos and they say it's because now stuff is shot on digital and they like to use blander lighting so they can change it easier in post but ion older films they shot on films and what they shot was what they got for the most part.
I want to eat Emma Watson’s poo and have sex with her.
going shopping for new jeans before I meet with the toilfu
LOL
yeah right but the cronem, they are getting their waves done today yeah?
>>220479448>The high street was always shitWe desperately need people to realise this. I'm sick of the glorified boomervision of the high street. It was always shit.
>>220479435it's not though since dumb women do it too
he spends all day on here filling in little triangles and street signs to post poo and wank lmao. cant afford £20 for a year?
Katy lining up for aquafresh kisses
Mad how much preparation I put into a poo as if I'll be sat on the bog all day. Phone (charged), tablet (charged), heating on, warm leggings, incense lit... Then I'm sat on there for 2 minutes. Waste of time
>>220479480FA cup in about 90 mins Ziedster
he's paid £200 to spend 10 years on 4chan
>>220479410its why I always read greeting card messages carefully. My relationship with my mum is fine now but I wouldn't give a card saying how amazing she is or how much I love her
>>220479509poof
>>220479514yes
>>220479504£42 for a 3 year deal for me
>Woman who thought she needed 'massive poo' ended up giving birth in street
>>220479520no, POO
>>220479408Thanks ChatGPT>>220479426Yeah
city bulls vs liverpool yeh? ahh okokdem a aprotect neoliberal…? ahhh gudgud
>>220479532I also saw this on r/unitedkingdom
time for a hot cross bun with lashings of butter
Police are appealing for assistance to locate a teenage girl missing from Sydney’s North Shore.Olivia, aged 15, was last seen on Elton Road, Lindfield, about 7am on Friday 27 March 2026.
so starmer is too scared to declare war on Iran but is happy to declare war on the English motorist
>>220479514They actually stopped card payments from 2018 to 2023 and only accepted crypto, then it came back. So I've only paid for a few years
>>220479550cor sounds lush. might pick some up myself
cutie detected
>>220479410>>220479515Someone once gave me a christmas card that said "I hope you have the Christmas you deserve" and it proper annoyed me. Spent ages thinking about the implication. So annoyed was I in fact that even dug it out the bin a few days later and re-read it only to see that it said "I hope you have the great christmas you deserve" and it turned out I'd spent the last several days seething over an imagined slight.
>>220479554rorke literally begging to die in iran on israel's behalf
>>220479438Good use of colour and sets to the point you feel like you can fall into the picture, minimal cuts, great framing of shots. Just feels like every frame could be a painting, real attention to detail.https://youtu.be/NpYsICH0AIs?si=vpIMQVcWuODcBO6m>>220479468I heard the same thing but also heard film makers talking about how if people wanted, they could make digital look as good, even better than before. A lot of it comes down to cutting cost.
>>220479569grow up mate
>>220479549what's that
tell you whati could fucking go a rustlers burger right now
drank 4 bottles of wine the last 2 days
been on the gin since 10:20am or so and feeling a bit blootered already
>>220479590>>220479592grim existence
>>220479592sort it out mate come on what are you doing
>>220479586their mcmuffin copies are GOOD
>>220479504I got permabanned over some complete bullshit and despite three appeals (ignored), I now have to post using a dynamic ip. Ironically, it was the threat of being permabanned that kept me on my best behaviour. Now I've got nothing to lose so I post whatever the fuck I want and am a nightmare for the jannies, and will be for the foreseeable future.
>>220479468it's not just that it's the actual shots themselves, what a random older film and they are far more interesting on average compared to now which is 90 mi face shots
>>220479564kek understandable
>>220479569Don't be silly, Rorke always wants other people to go fight in wars, while he sits on his computer and posts tweets about brown people
last drink i had was January 16th
>>220479592thats alright mate just go and eat something yeah right x
>>220479586rib sandwich would do me
>>220479572Like the other guy said about film v digital, shooting on film was expensive as fuck so a lot of filmmakers were more limited in how much coverage they could get and had to be more shrewd as editing techniques were less sophisticated.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7CJs7tiJwcIdnb
>>220479569Mental how rorke was always against Israel but now that lefties are finally against Israel, they assume their opponents must be in favour of it. Don't bother finding out, just assume everything you dislike is what your opponents want because r/politics said so and it's what you want to believe.
Been looking for a British foot fetish vid where a lady in grey business attire role plays as your office manager and has her feet up on a table and kicks her heels off
Oh, me? Don't drink, me. Horrible muck.
>>220479646Very few current directors actually make use of interesting editing. Park chan wook makes interesting editing his 'thing' but in general it feels like an after thought.
>>220479664grow up mate
>>220479546sup crodiecronem waking up, yeh? Chiefing clickums maybe and speaking in their tribal language yeh?
>>220479664>rorke was always against Israelrightoids are ZOGged lol
on the phone with the debt collectorx
>>220479701its not 1995 anymore leftymong omdz
>>220479690His post was more childish than mine but you agreed with it politically so you'll ignore it. THAT'S childish.
>>220479664lefties were always against israel mate do you ever talk to people irl?
anyaha yh xman in
Do people actually care about israel/palestine? I mean actual sentient people.
>>220479740aha nh x
>>220479688It's kind of an issue with all kinds of creative work: ease of access kills the need for artistry and creativity above minimal effort. Filmmaking is not fun and expensive as shit so why spends hundreds of thousands of dollars on film, practical effects and so on when you can have a fat retard behind a computer make things look passable with a fraction of the effort, time and cost.
>>220479701"Rightoids" like Ben Shapiro and Ted Cruz don't represent the "Nazis" the left has been screeching about for decades.>>220479725They never said shit about it until it was in the news, because they get their talking points from Reddit (which was literally powermodded by Ghislaine Maxwell).
>>220479782Yes, all good points, tack Sven
You guys just looooove this "Rorke"
>>220479808cody bro this aint it
and the new?
debt paidx
get it maid
>>220479861um>>220479866um
paid, maid now all we need is to get laid
indian male feet
>>220479790idiot
where the FUCK is it
>>220479802Varsågod :)It's something I've thought quite a lot about. It's also why I find ps2 era video games the most artistically and experimentally interesting because there was just about enough technological advancement that you could conceivably make the concept playable but corners needed to be cut in creative ways, whether graphically or otherwise.
NEW>>220475507>>220475507>>220475507>>220475507
>>220479925up my arse
>>220479924Not an argument
the post count, lads...
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>>220479938>>220479938>>220479938el new
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