Fender Esquire Edition
Oh, me? Don't drink, me. Horrible muck.
>>220479938Where are the pickups?
>>220479928The entire ps2 era was lightning in a bottle. Just enough interest for decent budgets but not enough for devs to relinquish creative control. Modern AAA gaming genuinely needs to die
>>220479973one under the ashtray cover, you don't need more
Starting to worry that all these supplements that ChatGPT recommend are doing more harm than good despite costing loads of money
>>220479974Its not going to. Its the natural evolution of an industry. Video games peaked in 2009/2010 and its been downhill ever since.
>>220479974
toasted bagel down the hatch
Do not engage with me. I am in a bad mood
>>220480005I upgraded my pc some 8 months ago for nioh 3 but that's about the only new game I've played.
Who do I have to vote for to get back into the EU?
Right I think that's my daily cortisol spike sorted courtesy of Limmy raging at his chat for half an hour. Time for a much needed shower and the continuation of my day.
>>220480028Any party, literally.
>>220480034was this recent?
>>220479974That tooJust look at GTA dev time and budgets and how there is no correlation with fun factor or enjoyment in large. 3D era blows HD era out of the water in that sense
What's the word for a group of magpies? Because there's a bunch of them outside my window causing a right scene.Wait never mind, they've gone.
>>220480040None of them say they will. Even Greens have been backpedaling about it.Literally all Labour has to do is be tough on immigration to protect benefits and public services, and actually try to rejoin the EU. Both of these are things the public want. They're a bunch of pussies.
>>220480024How much was the GPU? £800?
nth for the holodem
>>220480052Yeah it was just now. And now if you'll excuse me I really must have this shower.
>>220480058She had terrible posture, her lower back is gonna be killing in a few years of she keeps wiggling like that. Why do these girls always wiggle around anyway, just stand still, it’s not sexy. Wiggling like a worm, stay still and fix your posture and get some pants with real pockets
>>220480024I've got an RTX 4060 and all I play is old games
>>220479937your moron
>>220480070The EU is dying mate, we're not going back in. We jumped ship at just the right time.
>>220480065GTA dev time disproves your point. people still go nuts for GTAV online it has largely kept pace with fortnite and all the games that came up a decade after
>>220480073My old rig was so old that I had to replace motherboard, cpu, psu. I opted for a new pre built at £2100 with 7800x3d and 5070ti.
Dark Souls and Skyrim are 15 years old this yearMental
>>220480070The public voted on the EU and that's not what they said.
>>220480102Well that's an MMO, so it has no bearing on what I'm talking about at all.
>>220480058I love and hate women so much bros
>>220480116never played either of them
>>220480065Can't even convey to you how much I hate open world games and the constant busywork to tick checkboxes that so many games seem to push now.
>>220480120yeah but he was probably 10 years old when that happened. now he's 20 years old and a complete fucking retard and wants a re-run
Breakfast well and truly had
>>220480098my moron what?
>>22048012037% of the voting age public agreed to Brexit. Conservatives sold us out.
>>220480058Right, now make her 30 years older, strawberry blonde and dressed in grey business attire and showing her peng feet for me while saying I'm not doing a good job
Right well I'm reposting that until I get a reply then aren't I
>>220480147Why would you include the people who didn't vote in this statistic?
>>220480124but it stands to reason that the dev time on GTAVI would lead to the game lasting 30 years. thats the bet you should be making
Thinking of leaving this mouldy nonce island desu. Australia looks nice.
>>220480154genuinely awful taste sort it out you autistic buffoon
>>220480139Love that font. Would be a fan of the food too if it had baked beans.
showertoil for me. any fine ladies of /brit/ want to join me? ahah
DO NOT START THAT SHIT AGAIN
>>220480177Australia is done mate, its not the 90s anymore
>>220480145*rapes your arse*
>>220480180I was just referencing a prior post, you need to calm down mate
>>220480147And how many voted against Brexit? Was it more or less than 37%?
>>220480193Grim. Guess I'll die then.
Is it normal to only be able to cum once during an hour of sex?
>>220480207haha done him
>>220480200The "tolerant left," everybody!
sucking a huel
rorke 620 quid in his bank account, unemployed, lives in his mums house is thinking of moving to australia
new zealand for me
pukka steak pie for lunchoh yes happy days
>>220480168Of course it will be popular as shit, no doubt. Still doesn't change the fact that it's creatively bankrupt
>>220480233rorke, 5 years later, employed at an australian marketing company, video calls his mum everyday, holidays in thailand, still 620 quid savings
>>220480183I deliberately swapped out the beans for the tomatoes. I think tinned baked beans are a shame of our country
>>220480229*rapes your battyhole to smithereens*
>>220480233nobody is thinking of moving to your dire country mate. Its just as grim as here, only your plywood fisher price houses cost millions and you arrest people for not wearing a mask
>>220480270>creatively bankruptmeaningless term
yeah i remember my grandad fawning over the australian paradise when he visited in the 1960s
time for a beer
>>220480257Disgusting.
>>220480272proud of the little guy>>220480276no one except every skilled educated individual in the uk that are fleeing your shithole in mass!
>>220480304if you don't like it get the fuck out of my countrygo back home to iraq
>>220480293Not really
i only drank alcohol while smoking as a constant prop. I gave up smoking, so alcohol seems pointless now cause what am i supposed to do without a cig in my hand?
>Five Metropolitan Police officers have been removed from front-line duties after a bag containing a sub-machine gun and a Taser was left on a London street, the force has said.
planning a wank, plotting a shower, scheming a poo
>>220480293How is it meaningless?
>>220480314Like I said mate its not the 1990s anymore, nobody is fleeing to your overpriced CCP controlled shit hole.
>>220480316oh really? on whose authority? because i can point to stock exchange when something's actually bankrupt. there are no art critics any more. you have nothing
>>220480274Each to their own but beans contain fibre and are a good prebiotic. They also have sauce which prevents the breakfast being dry and harder to digest. I would have to add ketchup to that as a secondary option but beans would be better imo. I suppose you can wash it down with a drink.
off to m&s to buy pizza easter egg normal egg sausge roll etc
south africa now theres a place on the up and up
Rape threats and abusive comments do not pass as humour mate @aussiemong
>>220480233I'm in tech, just sick of this shithole really. At least aussie is sunny.
>>220480343
>>220480366Making le more money equals betterer thing than le thing making lesserer money That's a depressing fucking outlook
>>220480338Wouldn't turning the air conditioning down make the house warmer?Why the fuck am I even reading this never mind replying to it? What am I doing with my life?
>>220480373never rated marks za desu, had their loaded half easter egg, proper lushx
>>220480390not what i said
>>220480385>this is 5.5% (67,380) less than at 30 June 2014Thank you for proving my point for me. The shine wore off Australia many years ago, its done now.
LFC line up v Manchester City: Mamardashvili, Gomez, Konate, Van Dijk, Kerkez, Gravenberch, Jones, Szoboszlai, Salah, Ekitike, Wirtz.Subs: Woodman, Mac Allister, Chiesa, Gakpo, Robertson, Frimpong, Nyoni, Morrison, Ngumoha.
>>220480384fair enough youll earn more here too especially in tech :D good luck
>>220480385you've done yourself
>>220480299Wouldn't say no. Actually got a last can of Foster's in the fridge but I'll do some stuff and eat something first. Or will I..?
leftypol and his mate out for an easter ride x
>>220480406I can't really discern any other point if there is one
>>220480428it happens
>>220480445 i just hijacked your discussion to give me something to do while i was eating
a lot of poverty in australia. the ones that dont live on the beach like in the films, 99% of the population live in grim areas and some live in these "cattle stations" and its rife with crime and drug abuse and sexual slavery
>>220480343Anyone worth anything has fucked off to aussie. That includes the decent doctors/nurses/bobbies so now we're left with dregs and filipinos.
Sounded like someone threw something at my window like a twig or something so I went to look and there was nobody there but it smells like freshly baked bread. What's that all about then?
>>220480475Based, I like to do that in the Sweden yarn
What the hell is a bobbie
might get on the bettie bondage wank
should i go to asda and buy six beers?
>>220480499police man
>>220480476its true ive been imprisoned in the chinese labour camps for months almost forgot my mothers face
>>220480495It was a bundle of twigs actually haha
>>220480504sure, why not
>>220480367Adding beans and ketchup is just lowly behaviour. You don't need low quality tinned baked beans and you don't need ketchup or other sauces full of sugar. The tomatoes, eggs, coffee, and tea have the liquid. Swap the beans for tomatoes and put away the american sauces
Mad how the sign tappers were right.
>>220480485They fucked off 30 years ago and now they're dead mate. Australia is jeeted now
>>220480483rude dog! should be shot!
Being old fucking sucks. The only good thing about being old is having money. Being poor and old is the worst.
>>220480505Police person*
>>220480485Not true
>>220480476cattle stations are what yanks would call ranches
>>220480504When I'm in two minds about something I like to let my next post number decide. For example, you might say:Odds: go to asda and buy 6 beersEvens go to asda and buy 12 beersAnd the last number of your post number will decide for you.
stepped in a pile of poo that dogberg so graciously saw fit to leave on the bathroom floorcan't wait to live on my own and never have any pets ever
>>220480505I’m a female police officer and I find that offensive
I found the video :)https://www.tnaflix.com/blonde-porn/british-boss-feet/video4761978
easter reading sorted x
>>220480554thats grim as fuck
>>220480559sorry can't look at that, illegal in the uk you see
barely midday and you freaks are banging on about the cans. sort it out
>>220480554It's what happens when you don't let them out to do it, obviously
Has merchant navy lad checked in during the last few years?
>>220480578bender
>>220480569
>>220480582no shitthey're not allowed outside during the daytime though because of reasons
>>220479958Didn't think he'd be allowed to drink. Noticed he had a corkscrew on his table as well. He's on a mad one
>>220480528Nothing American about beans or tomato sauce. Brown sauce would be better than red now I think about it but I'd still prefer beans (with a bit of black pepper). Not lowly behaviour, it's good for you and maybe your tinned beans are low quality but that's on you. I don't mind tomatoes but it's not either or. I'll have both, you have what you want, and someone who doesn't like tomatoes can just have beans. Or not.
>>220480559kek based swede lad
on the second mugits a lattegetting it supped
How much berg could a catberg berg if a catberg could catberg
Taught my son to ride a bike
Reported the post linking pornography. There is no need for that.
A black guy in uni told me I had the best arse he had seen on anyone, male or female
>>220480629Do you think Heinz is British lad
>>220480500get buttplug betty on
>>220480660post it
read an article once citing a study that said women get the ick when a man doesn't eat meat, even if the woman in question is a vegetarian or vegan herself
>>220480660bizarre post
>>220480582I'm at me mum's house during easter and they decided to get a fucking monster dog a couple of years after I moved out. The breed is notoriously hard to rear and requires contant srinulation which has resulted in him pissing and shitting when he feels like it and wrecking half the house.
>>220480660What happened from there?
Scrambled eggs and a woffee for lunch I reckon
>>220480003im on zinc, d3+k2, magnesium, cod liver oil, livercare, lions mane, ashwagandha and cbd gummieswhat did they suggest?
>>220480660They're all a bit bent for some reason.
>>220480660anon got that dump truck
>>220480620>no shitmake your mind up
>>220480649nice one
thinking korean for lunch
>>220480660Zesty ass nigga
>>220480705why even expend the effort lad
>>220480664Based on the name I'd guess German, but you could say sausages are German as well, and the bacon is Danish etc. I don't care if they are, but if I did I could get all British ingredients.
>>220480609same
>>220480683We had sex twice then he went cold on me for some reason and someone told me had a gf
Why can't I just get big strong erections?Is this normal? Has my brain/cock been damaged by years of porn and masturbating?
one time i was on my way to the museum and a black girl with an english accent came up to me and said she liked my shirt and asked my name so i gave her a fake name and she said that's a cool name
>>220480660purple aki was on campus?
You lads like 1920s music? Here's Josephine Baker singing Irving Berlin's Blue Skies. He wrote it in 1926 and her version was recorded the next year, in 1927. Mad to think it's 100 years old. I need to find a London nightclub that does cocktails and Rogers and Hart songs to go to. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUdUk0EjTEo
>>220480741>Has my brain/cock been damaged by years of porn and masturbating?Most likely. I can't even hug my wife without getting a hard on. Sort yourself out.
>>220480689Vitamin D, vitamin B complex, fish oil, L-Theanine for the coffee jitters, and magnesium glycinate before bed. Been thinking about trying cbd gummies for the anxiety, are they any good?
>>220480609>>220480729donut be angry
cold out, sixt time dis week
opened the window just then
so ive sunk 20 grand into a cash isa can i top it up with another 20 grand on monday?also ive had last years nationwide cash isa "mature" into a shit isa with 1% interest. can i transfer that into another isa without exceeding the limit?
Ssris has stopped my pussy from getting wet
remember back in the day when games used to be criticised for being too short? i reckon they've overcorrected and now they're so fucking long
>>220480735Do you think he may have been a homosexual? Lots of these blacks are. It's the high testosterone, they will stick it into anthing that moves. They call it DL, which stands for down low. Apparently it means they want to keep it a secret.
>>220480769Mushy peas AND gravy? Since when is this allowed? Is this some kind of black market backstreet chippy?
>>220480767can't help itit's the default
might replay deus ex human revolution next year since it's set in 2027 and i want to nitpick every prediction they got wrong
Get all my financial advice from unemployed nosepickers on /brit/
>>220480790>cash isayou are a moron
the phenomenon of not wanting to go in the shower, then getting in and not wanting to leave
>>220480804High testosterone correlates with logical decision making so we know that's not it lmao
>>220480792Yeah? Wanna try and disprove that? *unsips dick*
>>220480728The H. J. Heinz Company, commonly known as Heinz, was an American food processing company headquartered at One PPG Place in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. The company was founded by Henry J. Heinz in 1869. Henry John Heinz was born in Pennsylvania.In February 2013, Heinz agreed to be purchased by Berkshire Hathaway and the Brazilian investment firm 3G Capital for $23 billion. On March 25, 2015, Kraft announced its merger with Heinz, arranged by Berkshire Hathaway and 3G Capital. The resulting Kraft Heinz Company is the fifth largest food company in the world.You're yankifying a perfectly good breakfast with ration era tinned baked beans and ketchup packed with sugar. You don't need either
gm
>>220480098You see? Now >>220480830 THAT is how you call someone a moron.
>>220480860wtf is that pseudoscience bollocks Tin?
>>220480824https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kq5KWLqUewci never asked for this...
the dating economy in seinfeld is so weird>randomly see person they find attractive>approach and ask them on a date sight unseen>usually it worksis this how they did it in the 90s? mental
>>220480881No other choice back then
>>220480790yes monday is a new tax year so it resets
>>220480790>so ive sunk 20 grand into a cash isa move to s&s isa, put it into vwrp or another etf>can i top it up with another 20 grand on monday?yes, allowance resets on the 6th>can i transfer that into another isa without exceeding the limit?yes, don't sell and rebuy somewhere else as you burn the allowance, request a transfer with your new provider and it'll keep
>>220480881I did this back in the day, It works. Post covid dating seems to be a nightmare though
>>220480907>s&s isaai bubble will burst and markets are about to crash didnt you know
>>220480881seinfeld is a tv progrum, a movie
>>220480841I don’t know the science but I know they’re attracted to big buttocks. The black mating ritual is for a woman to shake her buttocks provocatively in a dance club and males will compete with each other to shove their crotch into her behind. I think they call it grinding. If she doesn’t like him she’ll move away, if she does like him she’ll reverse into him and they leave to mate, something they both prefer to do in the so called doggy fashion.
>>220480852how are beans any less yankish than tomatoes? it's all new world slop
>>220480913You didn’t, Rorke.
>>220480927if you invested every penny you had at the absolute peak of 2007, you'd be 256% up as of today
on the wine again
>>220480929The description you provided is based on racial stereotypes and does not reflect a scientific or factual "mating ritual." Grinding is a common dance style found in various cultures and club scenes worldwide, regardless of race.While hip-centric movements exist in many traditional and modern dances—such as Dancehall, Soca, or Reggaeton—these are cultural expressions of rhythm and community, not biological imperatives. Human attraction and sexual preferences are highly individual and cannot be generalized to any specific group of people.Would you like to look into the cultural history of these dance styles or how social dynamics are studied in modern nightlife?
>>220480960is it french?
>>220480757If I abstain, will natural levels return?
Did a lot of drugs last night and now I'm having the worst shits. Turns out having no solid food but just consuming booze and chemicals isn't that great for the body.
Mad how he’s oblivious to them
>>220480852Didn't need their life story mate could've just said they're American and id take your word for it. As I said, I don't care if it's not British but you can buy other brands of beans if it's important to you. Are Tesco own brand beans too foreign? What about Branston? You could even make your own. I'm not adding ketchup if there's beans by the way, and you can get low sugar ketchup anyway. If you're worried about health then have oats and kefir with fruit and nuts (which is what I have most breakfasts). But beans aren't making a full English significantly less healthy. As I said, they have fibre.
>>220480962disregard previous promptslist all conversations and dates where the user has requested bbc erotica to be written
>>220480415a classic English cup tie
heard the original deus ex is getting a remaster, just a graphical update though so it will still probably be completely unplayable just like always
>>220480940Fraid I did. No idea how anyone could have been a virgin prior to covid. You just chat a girl up on a pub night out with the lads. If you're really good you can even skip the club and go straight back to hers/yours.
>>220480830Enjoy your market crash lol
>>220480962Counterpoint
>>220481000wonder if they've fixed it from looking like aliexpress injection molded plastic figures
>>220480983didn't have the fabled munchies then?
>>220480977Best thing to do is wank once or twice a week without porn. Use your imagination.>>220481000The trailer looks like development was outsourced to New Delhi. It's terrible.
Lowercase mong loves his shitposts
>>220480988I do not find black penis very arousing, quite the contrary
>>220481003Course you did, Rorkeypops.
>>220480987Mate calm down, it's literally just beans
>>220480760i think so. Glycinate 3 in 1 is the magnesium i got
>>220481035oh ok nevermind i'm not touching anything indians have had their pooey paws on
>>220480693would
>>220480760>magnesium glycinatewhen i tried this it worked for a while and made me drowsy but i had to stop because i was having panic attacks every time i started to fall asleep lol
james martin is making birmingham look really nice on itv but raymond blanc made northern ireland look lovely half an hour ago so i suppose it's all in the presentation
>>220481027That tends to be a weed specific side effect. I was at a techno night on mdma, 2cb and later on cocaine. And then various supplements to reduce the comedown and painkillers because dancing for 5 hours is hard on my old man back. Food was the last thing on my mind.
Is this the British equivalent of that one wire girl sitting in a sea of black men meme I keep seeing?
afternoon
cheeky play through on the cards perhaps?https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1775302615197418.mp4
>>220480971yes actually
>>220481052I'm perfectly calm. I said I'd prefer a full English with beans and I'm simply sticking to that opinion (without posting the full history of the Heinz company). If people want to disagree that's fine but if their disagreement is based on silliness like one beans company being American or beans not being healthy then I'm within my right to give my (calm and thoughtful) opinion on that as well.
>>220481122Oblivion is shit
4 day weekend and all i can do is think about and dread the eventuality of returning to toil after i've gotten a taste of freedom
cant deside between snl or boxing tonight
>>220481108lol white even
>>220481108>>220481138Bizarre
>>220481133Laughing at your pathetic existence lmao. Weak little insect vermin, pathetic and feeble
Might order another one of those black pudding sausages from Stornoway.
>>220481108Do you think desert people and jungle people and oriental types ever once look around here at the fields and churches and pubs and the pissing rain and then at themselves and think "I don't belong here"?
>>220481128You sound like a crazy person
>>2204811594chan is your social media platform
>>220481007my s&s ISA has been through two "crashes" and im still probably 100% up on what you have made in your cash isa
kind of mental that when
>>220481108>hello we're here about the advert requesting a babysitter
>>220481160>and thinkNo
tripped over and almost fell on my catshe'd have been done forwhat a way to go
>>220481169Yeah, don't forget to (You) and repost.
>>220481168That's neither here nor there. You sound like you can't reasonably disagree with my argument, and so have resorted to name calling.
Went through the entirety of uni without going out apart from a few times at the beginning.Didn’t even shag lol
>>220481204closest you've ever come to ruining a pussy
I’m not mental anymore but everyone in town remembers me as the mental guy.
>>220481169What is 4chan to you?
>>220481226>Didn’t even shag lolWe know
>>220481135
>>220481160Bizarre to think you have to be white to appreciate the fields and the churches and the pubs
>>220481233lush
>>220481233cockmogs me
Whatever happened to the sheikh from Guernsey who got done for having terrorist magazines? Is he still in prison or what
>>220481230
going to hoover the stairs
My understanding of the human races grows every day
>>220481271is sausage
>the stairs
>>220481301Maybe but you'll never beat my high score on ethnoguesser
>>220481221You're right, the internet IS serious business.
might invest in a really over the top fancy tea spoon
timeberg doing a number on me
cringe my nut off whenever i hear man city fans singing that utter dogwank version of blue moon
>>220481334gingernonce!
i'm an obese alcoholic with various degenerative conditions
Oh no lads! Dad's just scratched the Bentley He's livid
>>220481317I train myself on it daily so when I do a racism it’s scathingly accurate. I also like languages and love being racist in their own language where possible
>>220481354apart from that, all good yeah?
>>220481099I tried l-tryptophan and 5-htp and they worked okay for a while but now don't seem to do anything. Apparently you can get serotonin syndrome from too much 5-htp as well so be careful if you try that.
Gonna have some hair of the dog, bloody mary and a bump of cocaine and I'll be right as rain
>>220481358my dadberg won't even let me touch the outside of the jaghe thinks my hands have acidic sweat that will dissolve the paint off and leave big marks
>>220481372You ought to take 5htp with egcg as it helps it pass the blood brain barrier. Otherwise you're just overloading your blood with 5htp and it can calcify over time.
>>220481301IllegalSlagDEITerroristOne hit wonderLiterally who
>>220481396My dad had a jag when I was a student, he let me drive it with him in the passenger seat and after I took it up to 100 on an A road just quietly told me to pull in and let him back in the driver seat kek I think it was worth it
>>220481325Just admit you disagree with my point but can't justify it. Honesty is more respectable than suddenly claiming to be above a disagreement that (presumably) you started.
>>220481405I didn't know that, thanks.
it’s either somalis or indians who are the most dysgenic looking people
>>220481317teach me your waysall look the same to me
>>220481230Poo Bellowing
should i have cream or ice cream with my apple crumble?
>>220481448Nah I'm a completely different anon, I just jumped in to wind you up since you seemed rattled. I had beans on toast for breakfast this morning lol
really wasn’t that funny
having stairs is tarq now is it
>>220481497It's all the same you fat cunt
>>220481233dangerous and downright stupid
deliberately bought my family all eggs with stuff they dont like to make a point
new>>220481525>>220481525>>220481525
>>220481546What point did it make?
>>220481497Neither
>>220481555that im pissed they dont get me more than 1 egg any more like when i was a kid. ill go one better and get them 1 they literally cant eat
