anon's mum's arse edition
>>220481525Genuinely love sticking my tongue up a lady bumhole. It always catches them off guard and they jump a bit.
>>220481526hows it the same
Buffy's mum is a proper MILF
going to go to the shop for what i like to call project beers. i get all different weird ones and then it feels like i'm expanding my horizons and sampling culture when i spend my afternoon drinking them all
leftypol claiming to be a man of the people while owning a stair case
Considering becoming the pope as my next career move
>>220481576same and as i get older i don't even care if they are clean
>>220481597would be quite fun to cause a schism
Lets be nice in this thread :)
leftypol bouncing on his bbc dildo
>>220481577All the same to you fatty
>>220481580Giles tapped that
>>220481624well not really they taste different don't they like saying there's no difference between apple crumble and apple pie or tarte tatin or apple crunch
apparently a lot of 4chan boards have been dying over the last few years, despite a steady rise since the mid 2010s.obviously some millennials left when they grew up, but i wonder why zoomers don't post here? are they all on tiktok or is there another site for posting? maybe discord?
>>220481621:)
Double Gloucester and Twiglet sandwich on Hovis wholemeal thicc and a banana smoothie because I'm worth it doneWhy aint the football on terrestrial? Shoddy that
>>220481647Careful, you'll drool on the keyboard
>>220481657Zoomers didn't grow up on forums/boards
>>220481657they don't like puterscan't blame them, if i wasn't already familiar with the site i doubt i'd be tempted to fill out annoying captchas just to interact with annoying mentally ill people
mums who put their baby daughters into 2 piece swim suits should be arrested
>>220481608Love the texture of pussy that hasn't been shaved for a few days. Like biting into a kiwi with the skin on but there's a slight battery taste.
>>220481702do you mean bikinis
spent the last 90 minutes trying to disassemble a heavy wooden sofa using a screwdriver and got absolutely nowhere then gave up and had to put all the screws back inthought it was going to be like IKEA furniture where it just comes apart but it didn't
i'm not good at ethnoguessr
>>220481657Younger zoomers are generally tech illiterate and don't spend time on forums/message boards. It's purely tiktok/insta for them.
>>220481695so do all their interactions happen in ig/tiktok comment sections or what? or are there other apps that replace forums?or maybe they are just too busy scrolling through feeds that they don't bother posting online at all
Is there some way you can instantly skyrocket your libido/arousal for sex?It's frustrating how men have to be aroused for sex while a woman can just lay back.
>>220481657majority are on tiktok and instagram, slightly edgier crowd are on xitter and reddit
Gave the escort I saw yesterday oralShe was basically shoving my face into her pussy and said "you're really good at that" after I made her orgasmFelt good man
>>220481735>It's frustrating how men have to be aroused for sex while a woman can just lay back.If a woman isn't aroused then it's a lousy experience for both parties m8.
>>220481735Mephedrone. It'll fuck up your life though.
>>220481657also every other social media app is competing to take as much of your time and attention as possible with dopamine rewarding mechanisms while 4chan is simply just thereyou can go entire threads without a single (you) or get relentlessly mocked by other posterszoomoids used to 60+ likes on every instagram post or constantly snapchatting their friends aren't used to the lack of dopamine from more traditional boards
>>220481763>She was basically shoving my face into her pussy and said "you're really good at that"I mean that's what you paid her for.
>>220481763>pay 200 quid to get your face shoved in an STD-infected muff that probably hundreds of men have fucked >consider this to be a personal achievementgrim! grimmington! the state of you!
did any of you get taught driving in school like americans
doing a read about this british lad who used his student loan to fly to asia, ukraine and colombia to have sex because he couldn't get any in the UKnot surprised about asia but ukrainian girls go for skinny manlet any more than british girls?
>>220481813>ukrainian girlsYou're telling me that women in a war torn country are willing to have sex with somebody that could help them escape? No way.
>>220481831this was obviously before the war you monghappened in 2018 to be precise
>>220481813bald and bankrupt did it better
>>220481799for me it was The Grimleys
>>220481813Eastern European and Turkish people have this weird mental illness where they think anything foreign is automatically better
just licked the escorts dirty bumhole while she pissed all over me shit was so cash
https://www.thenewatlantis.com/publications/american-diner-gothici prefer the concept of 'the molested generation' or just simply 'the raped'
>>220481735Stop wanking and then when you have sex your body knows you need it.
Been watching Coogan's other character Saxondale and he acts exactly like my dad haha
>>220481576if you didn't warn her first that's bum rape
meow
>>220481735exercise is really good for libido
>>220481813some of the girls were 17legal there apparentlyhttps://incels.is/threads/roundup-of-thailand-trip-girls-advice-conversation-screenshots-etc.28034/
>>220481944legal here too mate
>>220481944it's legal here vpnmong
A large study published in the New England Journal of Medicine found that people who quit smoking before around age 30 can avoid most of the excess long-term risk of death from smoking.
the older I get the more grim this place feels, had a 7 month break last year and it's mental how much better I felthonestly don't think I'll be here much longer, genuinelyhonestly find twitter more fun now
>>220481996FONTONT
>>220481951>>220481954lmao i thought you could have sex with a 16 year old only if you were under 18 as wellso you're telling me i can shag a 16 year old as a 30 year old?WOW this changes everything!
>>220481996lol so just replaced one degenerate website with another?thought you were gonna say you quit 4chan, found a wife, had kids etc but instead you just started wasting your time on Twitter? Pathetic freak fuck you
>>220481813None are cute
>>220482005you also need consent before hugging someone under 16
>>220482021unnecessarily harsh
I guess bro……
hi
>>220482005nowt facebook vigilantes can do
>>220482005
>>220482030i do most of this with my cat
>>220482053FUCKING ZOOPHILE RAPIST FUCK OFF
>>220482038stock markets closed on the weekend
>>220481846The war started in 2014 m8
someone explain to me who gets in trouble if two 13 year olds have sex with each other?
>>220482066nah you’re lying
>>220481996I never believe anyone that posts shit like this. Anyone who genuinely did feel this way wouldn't have this cringe "oh it used to br good but youre all terrible" (while contributing nothing) they'd just leave. Announcing youre leaving betrays why you'll stay forever, because youre a self obsessed freak
>>220482021I mean I do have a gf now, that comment about twitter was more a comment on how bad this place is now.
>>220481996I come back here every couple of years for a few days then fuck off again. Nothing changes here.
>>220482069For all (non-autistic) intents and purposes the war started in 2022. Most people living in Ukraine were living normal lives in 2013.
That's Mark sorted for the collapse of the UK.
could you mix green and red per#sto together and eat them?
>>220482093I didn't say it used to be good, learn to read incel.
>>220482076parents and teachers
>>220481942I exercise regularly, cardio and weightsI'm a perfectly healthy weight and have good testosterone levels too
you know what, dubs I stay here for the rest of my life, single I leave forever and close the tab immediately and never open it again
>>220481944>guy tries to help incels get laid>banned for braggingthese weirdos deserve their misery
Even the idea of me having a girlfriend seems so foreign and out of this world to me.
>>220482135yeah but who did the rape? how can two people rape each other?
why is enchanting muggle inventions like when arthur made a flying car is considered weird in the wizard world when they use shit like enchanted cameras that make moving pictures on a daily basis
modern interiors are so drab
>>220482117>Most people living in Ukraine were living normal lives in 2013That's great but 2018 is a different story.
>>220482154society rape both of them
Alright team fixed together a strimmer and had a go in the back garden it lush being productive and bettering my life gaining new skills
>>220482146umm, maybe I was a bit too hasty haha
>>220481660
>>220482175thick juicy feminine penis
>>220482155>moving pictures on a daily basisThose are just printed gifs
>>220481996
>>220482175at this rate you'll be able to tie your own shoelaces by 35!
>>220482151they're not for the likes of us
>>220481789Nah it seemed legit
we did it
>>220482198I can already tie my shoelaces I learnt when I was about 11 or 12
>>220482151NEVER GIVE UP
>>220482203I'm sure it did lmao
Despite sex with 16 year olds being legally tolerated almost everywhere, it might as well be illegal. You don't have access to 16 year olds unless you're a teacher, and teachers have special laws.You can't keep 16 year olds on Tinder either. It's OVER.
>>220482151did to me for the first 35 years of my life and then it just sorta happened it's not too late lad
>>2204822046 7!!
me after eating my pukka steak pie
>>220482210I kneel
>>220481799luckily you're replying to an obvious larp lad
Cannabis - Cain + abyss. Cthonic. Feminine. Psychotic. Earthy. Basal. Clouding. Introspective. Boundary dissolutionAlcohol - uplifting, spiritual, brotherly, communal, antiseptic, the blood of Christ
>>220482151This was me for a long time back in 2013 when I browsed this hole religiously. Things change.
>>220482253thought this was line up news
>>220482151ktim
On a weight loss journey like my hero seasideMARK started today at 77.1 kg and 177 cm tall (approximately) would like to get to about 65 kg I think
>>220482253BasedAlcohol - All + Cool
going for a poo, back in 5
>enjoy your herepes and clamidia mate!!>you gona get the hiv from sex! >haha you have stds from sex!!!!Do we have literal toddlers in this thread? Do they really think it's that easy to get and STD?
>>220482253(You) - poof
new shirt for you, rorke
>>220482274True that
https://voca.ro/1d1refVmckSi
>>220482253cannibis - for mongsalcohol - for mongs
Going to a birthday party for my severely autistic nephew
>>220482301https://vocaroo.com/1gf07BfIUBGd
>>220482268kek
>>220482310you gonna make him cry for a laugh?
>>220482210Hopefuel until you find out she’s from South America and wanted a Swedish passport
>>220482282No idea m8, never been retarded enough to get an STD or pay to eat the communal shit box.
nigella lawson sex arse
xbox delivered only tuesdaylivid
normfag btfo. would never be me
>>220482318Raglan Road in the background is making me kek so hard
>he paid to eat out a prozzieAbsolute state of some of you.
>>220482282If anything you're more likely to get an STD from a normal woman than a prostitute
lost my virginity at 18 to a three month girlfriend i had in the summer. she was incredibly fithaven’t had sex since and i am 22. in a way thankful i got it out the way when i was young. think it would weigh down on me at this age
I'm half Irish and unconsciously speak in an Irish accent when I visit my family in Ireland, is that a bit cringe?
>>220482361I'm a virgin
>>220482361every watched any good porn?
two sausage rolls two creme caramels half an m&s chocolate bar down the gullettime for a sugar nap
playing risk
State of the nhs
>>220482361last had sex in 2016, im 32 this year
>>220482385porn is jewish filth
>>220482376plastic paddy
>>220482415:(
>>220482391belly's gonna get ya
convinced this country is ran by Satan in order to wear down the spirits of its native inhabitants as much as possible
>>220481657>apparently a lot of 4chan boards have been dying over the last few yearsthe entire website is dying, even the "fast" boards like /v/ are slow now
>>220482361FOLC
Haven't had sex in almost a week. Wife's on the rag. Got some new lingerie for her to wear so looking forward to that.
>>220482451Bible says satan is the god of the world (world meaning the domain of money and politics and that)
>>220482408print this and put it on their noticeboard
>>220482472do her up the dinner dumper
>>220482472A WEEK!?!?Couldn't imagine that mate.
might have a fennel tea
>>220482493We used to but she has haemorrhoids from pregnancy so we just 69 now
no easter message from the kingfucking state of it
>>220482498I know, unthinkable. If I go any longer they'll need to stick me on one of those Netflix shows where they haven't had sex in months.
>>220482475evidently trueone drawback of the fr*nch revolution was that instead of having nobles generally run things which while not perfect, kept away this issue, that in merchant/republican countries without a defined aristocracy, the most ruthless, evil, psychopathic and cutthroat get ahead who then progressively dismantle society over generations for moneyz
hate wifeposters
>>220482559>dude le sex!
>>220482559actually gagged first time I read that
>>16940134Please post in my thread
In the citythe city of Rorketon
>>220482559Despite delivery being very reddit in nature, the sentiment is very encouraging. Love your wife.
>>220482602Going to give someone their dues for telling people to drink water next?
another glass of the glenlivet if you dont mind
Anyone else gonna watch wilder vs Chisora
just been height mogged by sacked tranny, c'est fini
>>220482623Maybe. We'll see. It is a 4 day weekend.
In bed. Farting.
>>220482648waheeey
Life is a lot better since I started realising God is real. Jesus is another matter and one of faith but realising there is an eternal source that sustains reality at every moment (God), and that we depend on it cleared up a lot of existential angst for me. The world is clear and intelligible.
>>220482559Zoomers have never seen pic related which makes them less than human
>>220482663good post
PUT THE (YOU)’S IN THE BAG!! RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!!
>>220482641something I've always wanted to ask but end up forgetting: what's the deal with those photos where he looks covered in liquid?
sucking a desperados, bit gay
>>220482663So you're lying to yourself (telling yourself God is real, when actually there's no convincing evidence to support that conclusion) in order to make yourself feel better
>>220482674Actual slop
>>220482525hes a muslim, show a bit of tolerance
>>220482690very nice beers those
>>220482643chisora's brain is scrambled eggs
>>220482678>>220482678>>220482678>>220482678
2pm and i've got nothing else to do all day except sit at the desk and eat
>>220482697You sound like a nonce
giving myself the rest of the day off, took quite the hit earlierx
>>220482697The first cause/ipsum esse and its sustaining effect upon all creation can be reasoned via logic alone. Everything has a cause. You cannot into infinite regress.I believe this to be true. You believe everything to be true apart from a priori things like mathematics and the statement all bachelors are unmarried. It makes utter sense to me and did to billions before me. God is real. Theism is the position of an honest man.
>The American adaptation of Till Death Do Us Part, All in the Family, featured Archie Bunker in the Alf Garnett mould. Like Garnett in British popular culture, Bunker became an icon in American popular culture for his very conservative views, although the Bunker character was portrayed as somewhat more likable than Garnett. Bunker, in turn, served as an inspiration for Eric Cartman of South Park.[5]wild to think a 1960s BBC sitcom indirectly inspired South Park
>>220482687>liquid
just ate an entire share bag of sweet chilli sensations easter edition
It's my birthday today :)
>>220482734same so to avoid getting fat(ter) im going to bed to watch some Walter Presents shite and nap
only got one towel and i do not wash that shit often enough
>>220482725>He glassed me
>>220482697The whole point about the positing of an absolute infinite source of reality is that the entirety of existence becomes evidence of His being. The intelligibility and inherent meaning of human existence speaks to His existence. The naturalist understanding depends upon much more faith than simply understanding that all dependent contingent existence necessitate a cause, and therefore reality itself necessitate a cause (self-creating contigent reality being by definition an contradiction). When you say there is no convincing evidence you are making a ludicrious category error.
>>220482641if he's in assisted care why don't they step in and stop him drinking alcohol all day
>>220482761what was eastery about them?>>220482769happy birthday mate, love youx
Easter?
>>220482782mate he's on his death bedthey need to let him have some joy
>>220482782a lot of them are very hands off and let them do what they feel like
>>220482782Half the shitty opinions itt are just black mould musings.
>>220482782mxing alcohol with medication tim doesn't give a fuck
>>220482805he's not at all he's just a lazy attention-seeking cunt
Genuinely cannot understand why Mumberg married dadstein when he’s genuinely one of the worst blokes I’ve ever met in my life. Short, fat, ugly, bald, immature, rude, autistic, misogynistic. Literally what the fuck was she thinking?
thinking about ol’ jesus’ death an resurrection
>>220482828no need to sign your own posts
>>220482782its a hospicehes coming to the end of his lifelet him live a little for God's sake
>>220482829well if they ever split up hit me up sounds like I'm her type haha
Rorke's just a little under the weather this morning and won't be able to make it to class.
>>220482829probably because she shat you out
Bio oil
>>220482829back in the day you just had to settle with what you could find nearbynot like that nowadays
any else hate women?
>>220482789they had some eggs on the packet
tummy gurgling not happy with all the muck ive just put in it
>>220482687something about him asking his Dr about dry sky and the Dr telling him about bio oil and nothing about how much.>>220482782they dont care, theyre bames. they leave him in a nappy all day and steal from him.https://xcancel.com/TimmyUk/status/2028564148204765472
>>220482882no but I love videogames
>>220482882No but I don't take them seriously.
>>220482882no. i like them a lot actually
>>220482865used to use that on my strech marks on my back
Was in the shop with mumberg looking at cheese and she said "oh never seen Gouda slices before" and I said "yeah I dunno if it's Gouda not" lmao
>>220482882yea
>>220482882prefer not to think about them
dry skin
>>220482769poopy fartday
>>220482882only the way they actlove the way they look and smell
erm...lads?
>>220482882yeah, love them so much it's unreal
saved this to send to the lass on our anniversary
>>220482782hes paying to be there, can do what he wants as long as he doesn't cause trouble
>>220482782the NHS is probably still paying for this btw
>>220482934moisturise lad
>>220482951don't care, tell me when the nukes are on their way
future doctors and footballers im sure
>>220482882they're kind of annoying but mostly harmless
Wearing my excellent glasses
>Storm Dave
>>220482951emma watson had beans for lunch
Friend group broke up again. One lad voting reform, another greens.
got a rorkette driving instructor, she unironically told me today that they’re cloud seeding to bring all this rain because they want to get rid of the farmers and make us eat bugs
>>220482951ed windmilliband vindicated
>>220482970corr
>>220483011Yeah but is she fit
>>220483011does she have tattoos?
No wonder the societies are dying if fucking animals are being treated like kids or new child there something really messed up with treating animals like they had soul , they are animals that is all , again this fashion came from america
>>220483011Listen to and believe women chud
Rorke's da has passed away in Storm Dave
>>220483011I really hate how much normies talk about politics now, they never shut up about it
>>220483046his last words were "at least it was Storm Muhammad"
>>220481525I would very much like to meet this anon's mum, lads
>>220483011ever wank her arse off in the motor mate?
>>220483036Doesn't everyone these days? They all look like shit too.
>>220483011anything farmers REALLY hate its rain afterall
Dodielad, where are you?
For me, it’s berserk
anyone do the crosswords?guardian quick is troubling me today but i got the metro quick and la times ones done
>>220483030she is quite good looking yes. but she’s a mum to two lads who i know.>>220483036no. very middle class which is where it’s unexpected
right well that's a picture of ethel cain's shrivelled up micropenis on her instagram story isn't it
>>220483060no, anyone healthy doesn't have tattoos
>>220483067cor would love to lick her bumhole
>>220483085Must just be a british thing then.
>>220482995What sort of shoes do these people even get hyped for? Kanye West's deal is over, Nike's sales are apparently shit, is it still Nike, have Adidas taken over?
>>220483076tried watching this but turned it off within 10 minutes it was shite
>>220483007don't know if any of my mates vote, I don'tx
>>220481576I would be sick, no fucking chance I'm even shoving a finger up a woman's bum let alone my tongue. Are you lot not bothered by poo?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMmuDYOxqKI
I have a tattoo :/
>>220483099Did you watch the 1990s one?
>>220482769Happy birthday lad.Will you celebrate it with frens or family?
>>220483104I hope everyone who votes gets raped honestly
>>220483119get it posted
>>220483115tim in liquid
>>220483107I've been tonguing me missus for almost 10 years. She's a bit of a clean freak so only once did I get a bit of poo on my finger years back but in the moment I'm never put off.
>>220483119so did 6 million jewish souls
the escort I saw yesterday described something as "gay" as a pejorative which i thought was funnyshe's only a few years older than me as well but people don't tend to use it as an insult any more which surprised me
Remember this?
>>220483122I think so yeah it started in a tavern with some men harassing a wench
Barmaid at my regular definitely likes me, big doe eyes whenever i order from her, lingering eye contact today she sperged out a bit asking how i was, i said 'good thanks you?' She responded 'good, you?'Was cuteLittle does she know i'm a vile contemptible little freak
>>220482769Happy birthday Bazza
>look like shit>have a shower>look goodyou can't explain this
mad how they put batteries in everything these daysjust unecessary
>>220483186wash your stink off
>>220483115BIO OIL
>>220483172Yeah same with the young cashier at my pizza place, she looks a bit embarassed even and then gives me that side eye with that tee-hee half smile women do
>>220483172don’t think of yourself like this
Liverpoo bros....
>>220483172sound like a top shagger to me lad
Love sleeping. Love snoozing. Love dossing around. Love doing nothing.
>>220483107>Are you lot not bothered by poo?When you're intimate with a girl you quickly become familiar with the smell of their poos, farts, period blood etcyou stop caring after awhile, I usually shower after sex anyway
>>220483011I know a bloke who claimed that Bill Gates is using chem trails to block out the sun and make us all vitamin D deficient to sell us drugs.
Tonight, I shall be travelling to the public house to consume some alcoholic beverages
Caught up with school m8s from 10 years back this week. Got nostalgic and looked up the girl I was in love with at 17. She's about the size of a house now.
>>220483249can't afford that me, will be sucking cans indoors. have funx
>>220483242Yeah but imagine tonguing her bumhole and a log flies out, are you saying you wouldn't care?
>>220483247he’s right
>>220483247That one actually is true though
>>220483275a bit put off but wouldn't cry about it, I've had girls shit on my dick before and found it more funny than anything
>>220483257saw my ex after 10 years, she was still lovely, thought she'd be fat like her mum
>>220483242You are just disgusting mate, little sewer rat you
>>220483275Probably would but so far that hasn't happened.
>>220483295I'd go fucking mental if it was my bed she'd just shat on
>>220483257the girl I used to have a massive crush on in school has remained a top qt even now and she married this utter wetwipe and I am beyond mad
>>220483313you can't complain too much when you stuck your cock up there
>>220483313Buddy of mine told me about his friend who fingered his own bum during a wank and ended up shitting down his arm all over the bed.
>>220482769Happy birthday, my British brother! May all your dreams come true
had a dream that a friend accidentally saw my willy and it was agreed that to make it all even i got to see her fanny but i turned down the offer
>>220483295you shagged amber heard?
>>220483334Live by the sword, die by the sword
Poo
anyone having to register for making tax digital by 6th April?massive ballache rn
>>220483334
>>220482769happy birthday
>>220483137
>>220483358no, employed runt slave me
All this girls pooing talk reminds me of when I first got with my gf and she stayed at mine for the first timeShe went for a poo and when she came back I said "Euuuuuughhh did you just POO?" like in a jokey way and she cried because she was embarrassed and hyper conscious about the fact she just pooed around me for the first time
Whatever happened to ribena lad? I recall he had a schizo blog up for years. He still post here?
>>220483334swear this is from the inbetweeners
>>220483405>>220483405>>220483405
Haven’t paid my HMRC tax return in 2 years.
>>220483348I'm blessed/cursed with vivid dreams and had so fucking many last night. The night before I had a dream I was shooting Poles with Hitler and then we went on an amphibious boat which ended up being like a rollercoaster and was great fun. Fuck knows why I dreamt of that.
just got the one-foot willy extension booked from a sketchy turkish website
>>220482769happy birthday lad!
>>220483257always a good feel
