Reservoir edition
>>220495604Doing a poo
big girlsyou are beautiful
>>220495604Did you know the largest natural reservoir in England is in Rutland?It's the only thing Rutland is known for.Bloody Rutland.Oddball county.
What goes with marmalade lads
>>220495604looks nice
>>220495636WRONGRutland is also known for Oakham Castle, which I've heard of despite NOT being from Rutland
Can't wait to have a midnight snack
>>220495637rorke bursting at the seams wanting to say what you know he wants to say
>>220495604>A /brit/ general dominated mostly by British postersIs this some kind of bizarro /int/?!?!
tried a paid subscription to hinge to see if it improved my chances. i get unlimited likes but now i am only shown women who are so far out of my league there's no point in liking them. thousands of them. i keep swiping just to try and get them out the way so there's some women who might actually consider me but i can't make a dent in it. do not pay for hinge.
my smile and optimism: gone
I’m not autistic, I just don’t like or understand dancing
*mfw i read brit*
Might get the pizza in
Varrock in the 2000s.jpg
>>220495638if it's not too sweet, it's peng with wensleydale cheese and granary bread
He's going to die on Easter isn't he
everything seems in order
Drinking a coffee
>>220495663>get unlimited likes but now i am only shown women who are so far out of my league there's no point in liking them. thousands of them.a man, driven by loneliness, given the one thing he's always wanted. maybe it's better he never knew? only one of the stories in... the twilight zone
>>220495681>>220495657fuck off
really coming around to poo barmer tbqhfarage was all for this stupid war initially
>>220495637
NIGGER!?!?!
the pizza contains potassium benzoate
>>220495689mark?
>>220495663Try it with the girls out of your league, you might be surprised. I’ve dated girls far out of my league but they liked me for whatever reason. Let them decide, some of them might have issues and will have low standards
Alright lads
>>220495704whats happening here?
>>220495717hello
>>220495686mental how zoomers will miss out on this and spend the rest of their lives telling themselves that fortnite was just as good
The lad off of Topjaw sex arse
reggin
>>220495721socioeconomic factors bubbling to the surface
Perhaps you would like to come to my surgery?
trump will rise again
need a gf who will wait on me hand and foot (essentially like a mother)
rorke professor of niggerology at x.com
>>220495715ye i still have a crack i just feel like i'm pissing in the wind
>>220495704barely even seems like human beings
>>220495715genuinely the best advice any lad can get, it's like when you're pissed in a pub and a lass is stood in front of you so you just put your hand on her back or hip and smile and get chatting. if you aim low you end up getting knocked back by uggos and convincing yourself it's because you're uggo too
>>220495638gammon
>>220495636I think Rutland was the last county in England to get a McDonald's, I think it was in the news a few years ago
schizo hour is upon us
The more you take from me, the bigger I get.
>>220495767Oi mate I love forrens
>>220495750if you get a mum gf you cant have a slutty slag gf
>>220495767my wensleydale and granary bread option was far better
>>220495710
How about them gooners then?
fart
watching a camgirl slap her own face
who wears short shorts?
got some salt and chilli chicken thighs onit fucking lush
My sweaty ball sack
>>220495813why he get his arse out
>>220495810roar
I lead a life of quiet desperation
>>220495824>Mr ShitonEggsI do'nt understand why yiu keep saying ths to me like you think its vleer
Ha Ha Ha
>>220495678i want to kiss her big beautiful eyes
>>220495839zesty niggas cant help it
>>220495839zesty yute
t does that mean i think thea a>>220495844>>220495851>>220495860ma
*does a think*
>burn yourself with oil>immediately moon the camerawhat an odd choice
got a three day ban for racism and would like to sincerely apologise to anyone i hurt or offended x
We need HITLER
>>220495878gayboysaywhat?
>>220495888We all make mistakes, lad x
https://vocaroo.com/1cpVsfV8ehNM
>>220495903w-w-what?
DJ Mya is my Easter girl
>>220495839sometimes you just have to there's no choice
>>220495888no problem nigga
>>220495903https://www.google.com/maps/place/Cyril+Morris+Arkwright/@53.5801445,-2.4254728,155m/data=!3m1!1e3!4m15!1m8!3m7!1s0x487b0629dc3b1c93:0xcaa40cfafe557822!2sBolton!3b1!8m2!3d53.5768647!4d-2.4282192!16zL20vMDF6ZnJ0!3m5!1s0x487ba6542d936271:0xd21ee75642cec2a9!8m2!3d53.579773!4d-2.424582!16s%2Fg%2F1tjthtxh?entry=ttu&g_ep=EgoyMDI2MDQwMS4wIKXMDSoASAFQAw%3D%3D
too fucking hot herethirty degrees in the shade
>>220495881
>>220495916that yer dog running down some stairs?
>>220495941my wife
You all just decided to be mongs tonight or what?
not allowed
>>220495944That's not allowed
>>220495916um
big fan of the messy bun
>>220495888it's not good enough laddy you have offended me in time i will have my pound of flesh
>>220495960>>220495965minimod parasite i own you
>>220495941what race is she?
don't bite the dick that fucks you honey
got really stoned last night and went a bit schizo convinced a post on here was doxxing me
>>220495988https://www.google.com/maps/place/Cyril+Morris+Arkwright/@53.5801445,-2.4254728,155m/data=!3m1!1e3!4m15!1m8!3m7!1s0x487b0629dc3b1c93:0xcaa40cfafe557822!2sBolton!3b1!8m2!3d53.5768647!4d-2.4282192!16zL20vMDF6ZnJ0!3m5!1s0x487ba6542d936271:0xd21ee75642cec2a9!8m2!3d53.579773!4d-2.424582!16s%2Fg%2F1tjthtxh?entry=ttu&g_ep=EgoyMDI2MDQwMS4wIKXMDSoASAFQAw%3D%3Dasthink thats funnuy eha?
gooning was originally a term used by gay menpart of the continuing gayification of the male population
for dinner tonight I had 10 chicken nuggets :/
>>220496007>weed is harmle-
>>220495925nun he cud do
>>220495922i could fix her
BOMBBBBBBBBBBBBBBSQUADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
tonight matthew i'm going to bePAUL WELLER
>>220496019its not for everyonemy head is a bit fried already so it brings out my inner schizoprobably shouldn't do it
>>220496018could have been worse, they could have been made of mould
>>220495975buns are sexo
It's imperative that we liberate the red countries
>>220495958its easter mate enjoy it
bit fucking windy isn't it chaps
>>220496045
>>220495975me too
>>220496075secret fourth baltic country
Gives me a laugh when janny gives me a wee ban and I just bypass it lmfao
daily reminder that mousenonce/currencyschizo does not understand how income tax works lmao
trainer in the fucking ring
max dowman is quite good
screaming at the state of this fight
>>220496133scweaming
>>220496044shes already thriving
toby makes my cock hard
>>220496139is that a threat or a promise, darling?
all women should arrestedall women should be worshippedthoughts?
IF YOU LIKE PENIS KARATEGET INK AW TIM TERRAIN
>>220496176agree on both
>>220496176ur not white right?
wylder is a calflet
Might go to bed soon
All women should be put to death via electric chair
>>220496047for me its English Rose
on the stella unfiltered
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_0Eo2Ju60w
>>220496267a gentleman's beverage
all women should be shrunken down to approximately 5 inches tall
>>220496209Whiter than you António
>>220496267what percentage is that nowadays? I miss the days it was 5.2 and six for a fiver
>>220496267Don't even notice a difference when I drink the unfiltered one
>>220496285weird fetish
off to bed
>>220496297Me before evicting a single mother
>>220496297
>>220496296paki jeet
>>220496297me after shagging a 43 year old obese single mum
>>2204962995%
>>220496361sccem
>>220496297me after hearing some music
need pussy me need pussy
>>220496395ktim between the ages of 12 and 24eventually that primordial fire in me for pussy was extinguished by toil, a passive lifestyle, and porn rotting my brain
>>220496395I can get my arse outlol jk...or?
>I can get my arse out>lol jk...or?
Trumps in the hospital after a stroke lads. Rorke about to shit up /Brit/ with the biggest meltdown ever lmfao
>>220496444I suppose you'll go back to spamming trannies in your incel bedroom after he leaves the hospital still alive
>>220496444you believe the random shit someone made up lol
>>220496444Telling lies on Easter weekend tut tut
>>220496444april mongs day in your house is it
>>220496444omds he’s gonna die on easter isn’t he
willy wanker's spunk factory lol
>>220496444>destroys the whole world>dies the boomer menace strikes again
This IP I was using for 4G was banned on 4chan for posting CPThank god I can’t just turn airplane mode and gtfo out that IP address
>>220496485willy wanka and the great ass elevator lol
Lottery winner Michael Carroll, at Sawffham Magistrates court in Norfolk. The convicted criminal who won 9.7 million on the National Lottery, was ordered to carry out a community punishment order after being convicted of driving while disqualified (2003)
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Saw an Indian mong in Aldi today, you don't see many of those. It was like catching a rare pokemon.
>>220496566it windy out
ALRIGHT YOU KNOW THE DRILL!!!! PUT THE (YOU)’S IN THE BAG RIGHT FUCKING NOW
*teleports to varrock*
>>220496580
>>220496578it TOO windy outTOO BLOODY WINDY
>>220496580o-ok
>>220495704I've seen packs of white kids behaving just the same or worse.
>>220496382haha yeah
was looking forward to going on the first hike of the year this weekend but the weather's not great. Think I'll just stay in.
wish I had an foid to cuddle
>>220496639pussy
>>220496639A hike at 20 past 11?
is there a market for the rorke sex arse?
>>220496643craft one from pillows and a wig
>>220496657we're never leaving no matter how much you cry you bird shit skin
your auntie and uncle sending holiday snaps
fucking screaming
>>220496682You dont understand. I know you wont be leaving, and even if you wanted to, the jet fuel is quickly running out. You're trapped here now.
>>220496701yeah, screaming are you?
>>220496580>>220496580>>220496580Here here don’t shoot I have a family
do the roar
HOLY SHIT THAT WIND
just got a whiff of actual manure from this pint wtf
chisora is just taking huge hits to the head how thick are these urban fella's skulls
>>220496752yummy yummy windyum yum yum
>>220496415Same it not right
>>220496774What I’m getting from this is Scotland and wales are broke bitches who need to get they money up
>>220496774>highest is over 68kFor a household? Good lord we're a nation of povvos, even my household easily makes more than that
what should I wank to today
>>220496819Your mum
>>220496774>southern scotland is the only part that votes tory>it's also the most povvomake it make sense ffs
dave on a mad one
>>220496832not gonna do that
the 4chan gf
>>220496777they've both been fighting for almost 20 yearsmental that either of them are standing
>>220496788get the fucking wind farms builtget the fucking smr plants online
Good evening
alri
bollocks smell like roast potatoes
>>220496853don't ask then pal
>>220496833Bit of a jumpscare desu
>>220496833always had a thing for romulan women
>>220496841It's very rural and has a lot of English migrants
help me, they've found me it's over no ple
>>220496774no fucking way scotland is poorer than northern england
>>220496833
Can’t go to bed until my worker in farming simulator has finished doing this massive field
>>220496886rapelad noooo
wow, sir keith could only hope to be this alpha
>>220496882what have they done this time
did he crash out on you honey
>>220495636I went to school in Rutland
>>220496856candice...
>>220496933They had to alter the name to Runtland while you resided there
>>220494213this polish town looks nicer, cleaner and less run down than 90% of places in the uk
>>220496950It's hideous
>>220496968Umhi
the iranians have captured that american pilot, poor lad is going to spend the rest of his life getting tortured just because of all the awful stuff he did
>>220496947Bants. Lots of cricketers at my school and someone from Busted and someone from Mcfly
Zoomers will never experience the soul of the 90shttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2H5uWRjFsGc
>>220496985but I grew up in the late 90s/early 2000s and it was definitely better than now
>mum and her partner
>>220496985Stewart Lee is funny but of course Rorke hates him, just like Rorke hates anybody who is slightly moral
>>220496973Nooooo the consequences of my own actions!!!!
>>220497007s
im an illegal migrant from /cum/
>>220497018S
>>220497009It's more that Stewart Lee is rarely Stewart Lee, and more often Stewart Lee parodying Stewart Lee to pander to Stewart Lee fans
>>220496436somon pogg
>>220496985>every period of time is exactly the same and no better or worse than any otherretarded thought terminating cliche
dot on a mad one
>>220497064Symkyn de Poggleworth
Might vote for Rupert Lowe’s lot https://youtu.be/-KsNkXuzptk
>>220497067Not what he said
rorke's mum closing the curtains
>>220497078>let the goyim deal in the real world
>>220497051
>>220497090she never opens them tbf lad
anyone doing anything
What we reading then lads? Just read an introduction to drawing myself. Going try out the exercises.
>Oldest history in the French language was the 'Estoire des Engleis'>Oldest manuscript of the 'Song of Roland' comes from Oxford>Two-thirds of Francophone texts from prior to ~1200 AD come from EnglandThis is the spiritual home of the French tongue. Simple as.
>>220497085it is
that's martin lewis looking out for the little man AGAINhe's a fucking saint I tell you what
Sir Scott Mills
>>220497150yhe binble
alexa, play pete heller big love
things got tense
>>220497157No, what he said is that he'd confused the thrill of being young with the idea that the era he grew up in was particularly creative. Might want to get your eyes or brain checked.
>>220497182kingwhat a tune
>>220497192that cunt is built like gru
Saw a very mediocre anime today and I'm not entirely sure why I wanted to watch it to begin with12 episodes and some six hours into the void
>>220497192I watched this episodeThis fat cunt waddled up to Danny just to tell him he was fasting so he won't steal Danny's foodMuslims really think the more they show off how pious they are, the more pleased Allah will be.Absurd people.
>>220497192Gordon Ramsay vs Marco Pierre White
>>220497150ummm, name?
>>220497192suds fit
>>220497205omds am dead
>>220497220Kenneth, why?
>>220497205screaming
>>220497049I saw a bit of his on YouTube where he talks about Stewart Lee fans, it's good.
>>220497199which implies that it was not particularly creative and he was just being nostalgicwhich doesn't necessarily follow
alexa play camisra let me show you
>>220497220jezebel
>>220497220bethfiit
>>220497243
mad how good snluk is haha
ramadan otherwise known as “skipping lunch”They eat 4000 calories before sunrise then another 4000 calories at sunset and have the fucking nerve to call that fasting and bang on about it 24/7
>>220497150>ocean in the west>mountain ranges running north-south with a conspicuously large range in the southeast>circular city on a riverwow very original
>>220497262rape
I like that girl and even connected a little bit but it's said knowing I'm a malformed freak and nothing could ever work out anyway
wind rattling the fucking windows in my grim northern shithole
>>220497305ktim
>>220497326please do not pass away in storm x
>>220497264She's from Bath so I bet she has a lovely accent
Why do girls like showing off their stinky sweaty bums
oh my gosh cody, do not friggin talk about my mom like thatgo suck eggs you boner
>>220497320wonder what it's like to look like that
>>220497320Looks suspiciously like those fake arses these instaslags love to wear
why would you need to take the ferry
>>220497326>t. Ralph Percy, 12th Duke of Northumberland
>>220497343i bet she smells good too
>>220497363who is 'beep`x
>>220497357to get to the other side
>>220497348My bad creg
>>220497363would love to drink her bathwater after she's done a piss in it
>>220497363she's too skinny now
>>220497346eterosexual males are attracted to that. u wouldnt know
My future wife. She can fix me
>>220497389love her x
>>220497353hers is realhttps://www.reddit.com/r/bethfiiit/comments/1ce0vn9/compilation_of_her_amazing_ass/
black could be anywhere
HE HAS RISEN
>>220497386icky vicky ooo oooIcky vicky ooo oooICKY VICKY!
>>220497386timmy's crush
>reddit
>>220497409Truly He is risen
NEW>>220497418>>220497418>>220497418
>>220497417oh grow up
reading the wiki page of some actress>She later clarified that she identifies as "panromantic demisexual and proudly in a lesbian relationship"why does ever zoomer's sexuality sound like a harry potter spellcrazy cunts
