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>>220496222literally me
Tomorrow is Easter what we finna do?
My sister could beat your sister in a fight
>you cannot delete this post
Reddit meetup:
>>220496240*Headpats you*
>>220496289Is that a Mexican or an Indian on the left? I'd say the latter
>>220496274My sister is a piece of shit
>>220496289Women with vacunas
>>220496288Is it ever possible? Never tried it
>>220496262We will all be posting ourselves wearing playboy bunny costumes
>>220496274I would wrestle your sister
>>220496289>these are the people calling you a heckin CHUDgrim
>>220496340That would be hot no homo
>>220496288It never works for me
>>220496316Definitely an Indian
>>220496340>>220496354/int/ should have a gathering next year where we all do this at North America's population center next Easter (after mass of course)
>>220495886she's a stupid chick who is a little bit ugly and flailing around for some kind of alternative identity as a coping mechanism as she cannot be a pretty girl
I'd be the best looking playboy bunny but I don't do that zesty stuff
Drinking hand sanitizer AKA vodka
>>220496289There's only one EAsian guy so is it Colorado instead of Washington or Oregon?
>>220496383Some of the posters are satanists thougheverbeit and don't believe in baby jesus
I wish it was more socially acceptable to get in fist fights like in kingdom come deliverance 2. It's a lot of fun.
>>220496089Not really. The true believers hate ALL infidels. And the ones that use religion to gain power would just focus the hate on another target, probably Saudi Arabia and the other Gulf states.
>>220496426they're not invited and they can go be weird creeps somewhere else
Æsian
>>220496426>don't believe in baby jesusThey can coordinate and set everything up>>220496431>I wish it was more socially acceptable to get in fist fightsMy Dad often talks about how common fighting was when he grew up. Makes me feel like I missed out frankly despite being grateful for my good health.
Do you live with your parents like a loser?
Momberg made tacos she added a new seasoning to it that makes it mucho bueno I told her I rat it a 9.8/10
>>220496486What's life like in North Dakota and Wyoming
>>220496486tf is going on in jersey
>>220496486Yes
>>220496486This data is skewed because it includes young Millennials. Control for 18-29 and it's at ~45%.And the answer is yes, not only that but I'm unemployed and losing my mind over it.
>>220496486Nope I moved out, I do have roommates thooo
>>220496522High cost of rent same as NY and California
hello cum
pink panther is such a big name in the insulation community
>>220496548Hi
>>220496537>High cost of rent same as NY and Californiawow that sucks oh well we better import even MORE foreigners so bossberg can pay even lower wages!
Reminder that all those people you killed in video games had families
>>220496554It is to insulation what Fred Flintstone is to vitamins or Goku is to tacos
>0/5boi I'm bout ta do it
>>220496532You're like 20 you can't complain not until you're a grizzled washed up 25+ yr old unc
>>220496482>My Dad often talks about how common fighting was when he grew up. Makes me feel like I missed out frankly despite being grateful for my good health.Yeah. I only got in 1 real fist figjt as a kid and i got in lots of trouble for it. My neighbor and brother and I used to fight with trai ing swords and if we got disarmed we'd tackle the other and punch each other and wrestle until one of us would get a big bruise and then we'd stop. It was a lot of fun. I wish there was just a place to go to have a good fight that wasn't as unserious as sparring but not as serious as jail. Just a fun little scuffle.
>>220496560it's the rent control
>>220496577>You're like 20I'm 22 going on 23 in a couple months and also have the distinction of having no friends or a gf.
>>220496554I love pinkpantheress
>>220496289Dare I say no trannies? must be an old picture
>>220496486the overlap is so high. rent control is genocide
>>220496610rent control of course leads to higher rent costs but no it's actually all the foreigners
>>220496613You will never be a loser just give up you can't compete with me on this
rent does not ever go down
every time i read all the retarded posts here i want to slap an anon
>>220496640What does increasing the demand on housing do to prices
>>220496486no that wasn't in the cards after the troubles. i have lived alone since i was 17.
>>220496673cuz ur an idiotic retard
I'd care to play that crimson desert game, I would
>>220496673You can slap me *presents my ass to you*
>>220496711>gets kicked
>>220496638Not at all? Florida, texas, illinois? It's just states most ofcthe population in big cities
>>220496678and you think that massive influx of foreigners and rent control don't increase demand?
>>220496656>You will never be a loser just give up you can't compete with me on thisI got ghosted by a Jeeta and a 42 year old woman turned me down for sex this past month. I failed the psychological examination of the French Foreign Legion, and I lost my wagie job a month ago for warning a coworker in graphic detail about Clavicular and looksmaxxing.
>>220496708They shilled it hard on xitter
>>220496733lmao how autistic are you
>>220496733Why would you join the ffl instead of the American military
>>220496754maybe the FFL isn't explicitly devoted to Israeli interests
my cousin, who was slightly overweight at worst, started taking ozempic and now she looks like a literal corpse
>>220496733What did you warn him about
what kind of face is this >>220496775pfft i knew this response was comingyou guys need more creativity
>>220496733I would be besties with Clavicular
>>220496754>Why would you join the ffl instead of the American militaryAre you fucking serious, look at the state of the military for the past decade or so and tell me why I should join them instead of the FFL.>>220496747very
>>220496754Maybe he hates public bathrooms
>>220496794>pfft i knew this response was comingwell obviously because it's fucking true, idiot
>>220496775>>220496809You join for the benefits/your own interests, the ffl is for people exiled from their home countries/families with no other options, it's like joining a worse version of the marines
>>220496486yes
>>220496783is she hot though
>just shat myself because I'm lactose intolerantI wish I knew if it was my jewish ancestry or my southern italian ancestry causing this
>>220496845she was before, not so much now
>>220496875pics?
>>220496794Fuck off back to /meg/, you get paid to post there Sgt. Gonzalez>>220496797I would challenge him to a UFC match and then go Raja Jackson on him to turn him into a vegetable>>220496790>What did you warn him aboutI warned him about the lasting physical, mental, and hormonal damage that comes from such a lifestyle and compared it to trannyism. Particularly, I said that he has to inject testosterone and meth directly into his balls in order to get hard and that he can't have kids due to the route he's gone down due to no longer being able to produce his own hormones, and some boomer overheard and told the manager.
>>220496835would it be better to join Wagner instead
>>220496925You have to have some military experience to join a PMC
Zoom zoom should join the taliban
>>220496848Flashback to the 2000s and hearing people constantly talk about farting and shitting themselves from eating mexican food and it was disgusting as fuck. No one wants to hear about your inability to diet properly.
sexico
>>220496222Sometimes I feel bad for being a droog addict but then i remember I am a friendless khhv and I feel pretty justified about it. It's the #1 most effective cope I ever found for >tfw no gf
>>220496835>the ffl is for people exiled from their home countries/families with no other optionsGee it's almost like I'm a fucking loser who has nothing going for him other than his family and physique who has no future in this country or loyalty. There I'd find a community that values and respects me, people who are like me from around the world I can instantly relate to, and without all the retarded political nonsense and outright dysgenic retards that plague the U.S military. It's a place with a tangible, vibrant culture that directly appeals to people like me.Plus you get French citizenship. I see no future in this country apart from a very slim chance, so that was very alluring.>it's like joining a worse version of the marinesIt's more like Army Rangers without all the faggotry and egomania. If I could describe it it was like Full Metal Jacket with Spirited Away.
>Nigel mad because he doesn't know about chipotlaway
>>220496983>Plus you get French citizenship. I see no future in this country apart from a very slim chance, so that was very alluring.LMAO
this guy sounds like he unironically tried to join the french foreign legionyou retards brainwashed him... this dude be cooked
>>220496967https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3sXDf4nt9o>>220496983>>220497001Apparently I could get an Israeli citizenship, however it seems like a ton of work and I'd have to find a rabbi willing to cosign my plea. Also they'd probably deny my application because I'm anti-semitic
>>220496983You're romanticizing it You'd be marching through a desert with a 50 pound backpack wishing you could either be sitting at your desktop in Arizona or kys
what if you were saying a prayer at mcdonalds before having your singles meal with couples all around you in a friday night
>>220496963>Zoom zoom should join the talibanIf I were ten years older I would've joined the U.S military fresh out of high school and then headed on over to Ukraine after my contract was over to be a warlord over there. Sadly it's not my war on an existential level. I had a similar schizo plan for the FFL but it didn't pan out.Part of me wishes it were easier to join some Lebanese/Palestinian militant group (likely PFLP or Al-Aqsa Martyrs Brigades because I'm Catholic) so I could fight Israel directly, but not only is that impossible it's even more of a death sentence than Ukraine.
>he thinks france will survive the collapse of america
Post AI dancing Donald Trump memes
>>220497082the first US sponsored coup was in France
>>220497065You are a precious little soul, God bless you
>>220497041>You'd be marching through a desert with a 50 pound backpackYou're not from a poorfag martial demographic, you don't get it.And you say this as if I don't already do that alone in Arizona where the weather is just as bad and the place is equally as unsafe.>>220497037Are you a Black Israelite or just a normal Jew
>>220497104and?
>>220497065You should just do an assassination. Only, become a big youtuber first because otherwise people will misinterpret your meaning
>>220496983When a bro has zero aura and no skibidi vibes to defend in the home base,Let him fanum tax for the neighbors’ rizz instead;Let him think of the ancient sigmas of Greece and Rome,And get his cranium mogged for the grind.Helping the NPCs is the ultimate main character energy,And it always leads to a massive W;So catch hands for freedom in every server you can,And if you don't get banned or clapped, you'll be a certified goated legend.- Lord ByronSent from his iPhone
Thumbing my foreskin
masturbation is in the cards
>>220497037Forgot about that episode, lol. But like seriously my dad became lactose intolerant from iv antibiotics and at the dinner table he'll talk about shitting himself and it's so gross it makes me lose my appetite and it's like hey please lets not talk about stuff in the bathroom at the dining room table
sign in for a chance to win 1 (one) goon session with Paul Giamatti
>>220497143>You should just do an assassinationProblem is it'd fuck up my family's reputation and future forever and be a guaranteed death sentence unless I did it flawlessly.I've resigned myself to the fact that the best thing I can do is just do whatever I possibly can to make my country marginally better even if I die trying because I have nowhere else to go and I'll always be an American even if I leave the U.S. I'll only leave if the U.S truly becomes unlivable or outright hostile, which is an increasingly high chance but still very small.>>220497082>>he thinks france will surviveFrance not only has nuclear power it has nukes and is the only major military in Europe apart from Poland, Ukraine, and Russia that is completely independent from the U.S. Hell Macron just recently told the U.S to fuck off and cut a deal with Iran for oil, which gives France a fighting chance compared to the rest of that continent. Not to mention the right in France is far more powerful and influential than everywhere else to where it's only a matter of time until France becomes truly French again.Also, it's for the citizenship, it doesn't necesarrily mean France would be where I live, just that I'd get a French passport given the U.S passport has become increasinlgy useless.
LETTING THE DAYS GO BY LET THE WATER HOLD ME DOWN
>>220497281>family's reputationmost people don't think like this for whatever reason. the breakdown of the family name is so odd. the western version of familial honor was culturally distinct in that it was a middle ground between life ruining and ineffective
there was an artificial poo in the loo(indian)my poopers ridin' deck(brap)wet marks on my pants(skid)G-O-Dstart poopin' from my mouf(DIE)
>>220497281>Not to mention the right in France is far more powerful and influential than everywhere else to where it's only a matter of time until France becomes truly French again.Have you actually been to france?
amazon groceries are cheaper than the grocery store that's a 5 minute walk away from me
somebody tried to rob my local bankI live in a town of 1200 people, he did not make it far, he is now in the hospitalthere is nowhere to run to from my town, the nearest town from here is 15 miles or 32 kilometers
>>220497336also if your going to do something rash, just do tourism in a war zone like bald & sexpest or those british youtubers>>220497370you should multiply by the number of days it takes to reach your house, and then divide by the time it'll last. that's the real pricet. actually dave ramsey
>>220497399on this note, you can easily do tourism with a modest lifestyle and a job at whatever the british equivalent of a convenience store is. especially in britain, where the price of a flight is wayyyy cheaper
>>220497399>you should multiply by the number of days it takes to reach your housenext day for free or same day for like $3I loathe contributing to (((----))) but it's hard to argue against this
>>220497375What a moron, lol
>>220497362>Have you actually been to france?I was there for a month in 2024 just after the last snap election and during the Olympics. The place was even more of a powder keg than the U.S politically, and I had officers who were loud and explicit about how they all thought Macron was a traitor and wanted to coup him. They said shit openly about Africans, Jews, and Muslims that I would never say in that setting and were all noticably further to the right than the other Europeans, and even White South Africans I met there.However, the infrastructure there is WAY better than the U.S and overall even the really shitty parts of the country that I was in (Marseille and Toulon) had more sovl than any place I've been to in the U.S, while the countryside, mountains, and small towns were gorgeous.
too many hoes in muh-TOO MANY HOES IN MUH MUTHAFUGGIN' DEALAWLAYS ASKIN' LID HOW A KITTINGTONSHIRE FEEL
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>>220497375>>220497465the disobedience in France is mostly a mirage from my point of view. it's like their cultural heritage now to do radical chic revolutions every biyearly.the infrastructure is way better though, as important to the EU as Germany
>>220497375I live in a town of 5,000 and someone stole an arm from a bank a few months ago and they never caught them
>>220497522>stole an arma hwat
>>220497465I was referring to the france being truly french part. It's extremely browned. Unless you start making the UN sign non binding resolutions things arent gonna change.
>>220496726You were the one denying the impact of foreigners
My toilet keeps running it's pissing me off
the service manufacturing dichotomy is super gay because it equates working as a project manager for a (non-industrial) fortune 500 to being effectively an olive garden waiter.
>>220497533atm, typo
>>220497554look inside, something is getting hung up, or blocking the trap, your chain is probably too longMy maintenance dude found scorpions in the apartment below my house
>>220497558Meh it doesn't inherently equate those. It tells you something about how much capital outlay was needed, whether transportation costs are relevant etc
>>220497584>apartment below my houseWuh
>>220497578remember the ATM episode in Breaking Bad? that was depressing. I think they were trying to do a "decline of the white underclass" thing but it ended up being overtly comedic.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f60O9ukxVqM
>>220497584After a lifetime of movies and video games when you actually see one of these moving it's like, damn they really are gross
My neovagina smells fishy and it's giving me gender euphoria
>>220497375my man thinks he's in hell or high water
>1lb of ground turkey at the store: $5.99>1lb of ground turkey on amazon: $4.96it's over
>yellow warning: rainfalluh, is it gonna rain pee?
I'm here to spread Joy! Where is she?
>>220497504>the disobedience in France is mostly a mirage from my point of viewSay what you will about them, it's refreshing that there are parts of the West where people still have balls. I was just shocked that I heard that rhetoric coming from uniformed, seasoned officers because in the U.S saying anything like that (especially about Jews) gets you discharged immediately.>>220497536>I was referring to the france being truly french part. It's extremely browned.It is but it's also made their politics a lot more radical, especially on the right. Pretty much every young Frenchman apart from the richfags are outright Nazis, so it has more of a chance than the U.S does in that regard.Not to mention the browning is more of an explicitly urban phenomenon in than the U.S because France doesn't have as much of an agribusiness influence over its politics and their farmers are much further right than the U.S in that regard too.
Canadian golden shower
>>220497659that's $1.03 extra so a black asset protection officer can stare at you while you use the self-checkout
>>220497615U thinkcyoure overthinking the point of that episode. It was supposed to be simple as "jesse remembers that selling meth ruins lives and hurts people"
>>220497554You better go catch it!
>>220497600mi casa en Mexico>>220497629the lighter colored ones like that one are more deadly than the darknow I have to spend $100 to get my dude to spray
It's almost Easter
>>220497682>Pretty much every young Frenchman apart from the richfags are outright Nazis, so it has more of a chance than the U.S does in that regard.Or it's just accelerated because the problem is worse and that's happening everywhere. Either way you're a foreigner why would you feel safe casting your lot with foreign hypernationalists?
I don’t want to get political, but
>>220497682You're a sperg. Find something fitting to your nature.
>>220497659down bad if you even notice that dollar
>>220497758>why would you feel safe casting your lot with foreign hypernationalistsBecause I'd be in the FFL, if they rose to power I'd technically be on their side given the FFL has ironically always been the part of the military that's most sympathetic to that faction (read up on Algeria and Jean Marie Le Pen for more information).And again, it's not that I'd be French or living in France per se, just that I'd have a French passport instead of an American one given the U.S passport in the nightmare scenario would become a liability instead of an asset.
>>220497764im on nofap
>>220497799>Find something fitting to your natureI'm in academia currently, that's the only place other than the military that's good for autists who aren't mechanically skilled in this country
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcvjXAtzaMU
>>2204978091*7 = 7(*4 = 28/mo = 336/yr)get ur money up not ur funny up ho ass nigga
>>220497840
>>220497822Hmm. Aight then i understand now. Hope you find the right path for you.
>>220497897Post the poster lol, haven't seen that one
Just ate something for the first time in days
>>220497897Left image is tranny coded
>>220497939Both images are retarded and both are made from the same crowd, just before and after nutting.
>>220497939Right one too but y'all ain't ready for that one
>>220497914I hope so too. The funny tihng is I'm not actually far right or anything like that, I'm much more of a realpolitik type with a tendency towards policy wonkishness so academia is perfect for me in that regard. We'll see where it takes me, I've got plans.
>>220497920*monkey finger curls inward*granted
girls with high testosterone are fun...
>>220497982Wrong. Trannies are gooners and see nofappers as chuds
>>220498018Oh cool. That's what im getting into as well rn, mostly for the sake of moving. Do you want to get into politics then? Seems like it interests you.
more like fartemis poo
>>220498101They also really hate AI but not for the reasons chuds do>>220498103>Do you want to get into politics thenYup. I won't divulge further but that's th eplan, though god knows how that's going to go with the way this country is headed.
how do I get a gf my family is starting to worry
>>220498146join a pmc and take a war bride, duh
>>220498146for someone like you there is simply no way
Everyone is hating on gayi which is great up to a point because it means more for me, but if they take it all away that would stink
>>220498025"sex mods" in reality:>4th 50gb download in a row>error you grabbed the wrong versionbuilding bone graph 38592/987000 (ETA 4:51:11 give or take an hour)>when 90% done bone graph config file spits out an error (install another 50gb thing and restart the whole process)>computer starts BSOD'ing randomly IRQL_NOT_LESS_OR_EQUAL>finally open game>its not really hot at all>end up doing bleak fall barrows quest and uninstalling everything afterDon't fall for it, bros... its a humiliation ritual...
>>220498126>>220498180Oh. You two would be a cute couple
Had 2 women make eye contact with me when we crossed paths on the sidewalk and they gave me a lingering big smile. What did they mean by this?
>>220498192they thought you looked weird
>>220498192They were completely disgusted by your ugly face
>>220498183I derived this through pure reason at an early age
>>220498198Damn. One of them was a cute manic pixie girl too
>>220498222and you didn't shoot your shot?
>>220498146Indonesia mail order bride but tell your family she's Japanese
>>220498146I wonder the same thing but I've gotten to the point where I no longer care because it seems like a fools' errand, especially here in the U.S where the women here are by a mile the worst on the planet when it comes to their mental state.I know it's an existential issue for my family though so it's soul-crushing in that regard given I respect my family on a level comparable to the Japanese and Confucian cultures given I have nobody else, but the U.S doesn't ever do arranged marriages so here I am.
>>220498183>install porn mods>CBBE, shlongs of skyrim, crime and prostitution mod, rape mod>make my perfect waifu>play 20 minutes>fap>quit gameI avoid porn mods but for a different reason: it makes the game impossible to play seriously. It’s like an IRL lust bar mechanic.
Just heard a whistle outside and thought it was a rape whistle but i think it was some dumbass calling his dog past midnight.Just heard it again what the fuck. Creepypasta ass shit>>220498101Thats pretty stupid>>220498126>YupCool. Good luck.>>220498192They thought you were handsome and cool
>>220498231No. I'm already taken. Still feels good to be validated tho
Amazon has warehouse jobs in Nippon paying $9/hr
>>220498192If you never try you will never meet someone you like. Say something next time someone you find attractive gives positive signals
>>220498264What's the point of a rape whistle idgi no whistle has ever stopped me from a lil cheeky raping
I only use sex mods for immersion purposes. I just can't imagine settings like rimworld or fallout not having rape.
>>220498268sounds like manic pixie girl was hotter than your boyfriend though
you think everyone gets a pair, well no we dont, some people just dont get it
Might make a Tinder profile again use up all my swipes without any matches then delete it and just goonThat's how it usually goes
>>220498183The wirst was how all the female armor mods required the sex mod body packages and you had to update the model skeleton and it ALWAYS broke
You guys are asking that guy to have like, really fast reaction time. Like walking by someone happens a lot right, now imagine theres random qtes. But it's harder because you definitely can't mash every button.
>>220498313This is the male equivalent to girls smiling at random dudes they like and then going home to read archive of our own smut ft. Mr serial killer vampire werewolf CEO
>>220498352Your body invented a solution to this problem called adrenaline
>>220498352>>220498192Another problem is that a lot of women use stuff like this to embarass/humiliate guys.
>>220498385protip: you can just not let foids embarrass you.
Its not ok, it just is
How do I get a Uruguayan gf as a blackanon?
>>220498385But if you always assume that you'll get zero hoes, dating and attraction requires some level of risk and vulnerability. Also don't be weak enough to get hurt by retarded toxic women in the first place, that's really offputting to women expecting a guy who will be able to physically defend them on a dark street at night if needed
>>220498426why would you want that?
>>220498401>you can just not let foids embarrass youI've done this and all it results in is me not ever interacting with women
>>220498437Why wouldn't I? What's wrong with wanting that?
>>220498438You're not doing that, you're just hiding in a cave like a pussy
>>220498385Your cunt radar needs to get calibrated. Once it gets calibrated you'll know which ones to avoid that do shit like that.
>>220498457they're just soulless argentinians
>>220498502Should I just go for Chileans or Paraguayans instead?
>>220498426capybaramaxx
I woke up at like 1am and couldn't sleep and saw some Swedish cuck had made 2 /cum/ threadsQuante volte t'aggia ditte, NUN LASSA CA 'E FOREIGNERS FANNO 'O NEWForeigners can't make /cum/ threads, è bast
>>220498521The sun shines for Uruguay.
I went to Ikea today
>>220498401>protip: you can just not let foids embarrass you.This. Like who cares what some dumb bitch says? You truly care about some strangers opinion that much just because she has a smelly axe wound? If a dude called you a faggot or something you'd brush it off or beat him up and move on instead of pretending it's the end of the world.
>>220498549The English army had just won the war
>>220498516Are there alot of Paraguayans in the US?
>>220498549Hope you ordered some swedish meatballs and a side of sven's bull sauce while visiting there.
>>220498587Who knows? All species of Latinx look the same. Anyone who speaks Spanish here is just "Mexican". We don't differentiate.
>>220498466>you're just hiding in a cave like a pussyPlease tell me how you interact with any women under the age of 30 without going through OF/Xitter DMs like a cuck or dating apps that don't work in the first place. I've tried but for the life of me nothing works. The two girls I've attempted so far this semester have failed. One of them turned out to be a lesbian and the other was really nice and friendly, seemingly interested in me, but then after I got her number she ghosted me and has been avoiding me.>don't be weak enough to get hurt by retarded toxic women in the first placeThey aren't mean to me deliberately, I literally can't fucking talk to them in the first place.>that's really offputting to women expecting a guy who will be able to physically defend them on a dark street at night if neededOh fuck off, there's no way to do this without ruining your life because women will bitch endlessly about you online and to all their friends and the company you work for if you don't let them do whatever they want.
>>220498609LOL
>>220498609
>>220498605How will you know which one to go for?
>>220498627clever girl...
>>220498550>who cares what some dumb bitch saysHuman Resources at work does retard
>>220498609bbbbrrrraaaaappppp
>>220498609I'd eat her cancer wind
>>220498628I'm not him I was just saying
>>220498615>>220498615>>220498615
>>220498549next time you go get this chocolate
>>220498609ooo White Girls are advancing their own foid tech now...impressive
Which Duggar child is the most racist?
>>220498619>dating appsUse dating websites instead where you can message anyone and view anyone's profile. Dating apps are washed unless you're a turbo normie. Use chat gpt or some shit to get some ideas on what to say and just adjust it, I know it's trite, but normies really are npcs not much different than an llm.
Ok listen There's a lot of guys here right now so I just wanna say. Take 30 seconds. Text or go tell your mom you love her. Out of nowhere. It'll make her day and you'll be a good aon, it's such a small thing. Just tell her
They say life's priceless but I have the receipts.
>>220498687>Use dating websites instead where you can message anyone and view anyone's profile.And what do I say, that I'm an unemployed loser that lives with his parents? Yeah that's going to get them real wet.
>>220498717>see attractive girl>call them attractiveBrother man did you skip the tutorial?
>>220498687What like Match.com? Pretty sure only middle aged people use those sites. Middle aged and scam bots
i thought long covid was fake but ive been feeling like crap for like 2 weeks now after my main symtoms vanishedhow do i cure this give me whatever crackpot theories ive been taking zinc
Socrates throwing straight yams
>>220498790did you take the jab? or are you a hillbilly retard that believed fauci was the antichrist
Jerked off twice today
>>220498747>did you skip the tutorialWomen don't give a fuck about being complimented, it's who's complimenting them that they care about.What happens when I start talking with her and it's obvious that I can't do anything with her because I live with my reilgious family and don't have a job?>>220498748>Middle aged and scam botsA lot of drug dealers use them too, especially Farmers Only and Christian Mingle
>>220498790Long covid IS fake so it's not that but 2 weeks isn't long enough time. I couldn't taste anything for an entire month when I had covid
Finally downloaded Hollow Knight
>>220498817at my worst i beat my schmeat 7 times in 1 day
>>220498819>with her because I live with my reilgious family and don't have a job?kinda putting the cart before the horse here, aren't we?
>>220498748Yeah, okcupid, plenty of fish (this one is actually aids I don't recommend it), facebook dating. I'm sure there's a lot more out there now.>middle aged peopleIs it? My friends and I were using okc when we were in our 20s, tinder was just gaining steam around that time. I'm in my early 30s now with a gf but I met her on a site.>scam botsThose are everywhere though. Just don't be an idiot and ask them to video chat as soon as possible. Obviously don't do shit like send them money lol.>>220498717>an unemployed loser that lives with his parentsI didn't know that, but that's kind of a big hurdle unless your parents are rich and/or you're attractive.
>>220498809i took the original 2 shots but none of the yearly boosters>>220498827its not taste its cough headache and ridiculous fatigue
Asmon should put out a video where he kicks his bare feet up on his desk and scrunches his toes in front of the camera
>>220498866>none of the yearly boostersoh is the little piss ant scared of needles? grow up
>>220498899im definitely getting them now lay off me bro
>>220498864>you're attractiveI am but the catch is I'm 5'6" and again I'm unemployed.>>220498859>kinda putting the cart before the horse here, aren't weNo I just don't want to subject myself to a pointless humiliation ritual that'll cost a lot of money
>>220496262my menux's are what my mom and I finished already, we're trying to get everything prepped so we just have to heat it up tomorrow
>>220498866>its not taste its cough headache and ridiculous fatigueyeah that's irrelevant to my point.
>>220498911and thank the nurse when she injects you with the life saving science juice fucking chud
>>220498920How about you whine some more about this that'll get you some pussy
>>220498946>How about you whine some more about thisAre you a woman by chance
>>220498920>I'm unemployedIf you're actually attractive then just date ugly loser women, they won't care because they just crave validation. Or make some shit about why you're unemployed and just pray that they're dumb enough to believe you (they usually are). You gotta at least have some bread though to take them out to mcdonalds for a 5 pc chicken nugget meal once in a while or have drugs.
will be picking out my next lego star wars set very soon
>>220499011How long will it take you to build it?
>>220499011did you finish jangos ship?
>>220499023depends on the set and if i have something entertaining to listen too while i build>>220499026yeah
not a fan of the new /cum/ characters
>>220498933Lemme eat your puss
just took my bra off
>>220499069I just don't like namefags
>>220499049nice
>>220499069I miss the goat of cumHe may have been a dogfucker but he was sovlful nonethelessWhen the dogfucker and the dog torturer both left the /cum/ quality plummeted severely
>>220499086just make 4chanx force anon everyone like I do
>>220499100not as nice as the $300 set would be
>>220499049prequel chad spotted
>>220499131why didn't you buy that one? are you poor?
>>220499003>just date ugly loser womenApart from the fact that these women are often more entitled than actually attractive or mid women, where I'm at (Arizona) they're always crazy and are often involved with/are friends with awful trannies, not to mention they often have drug habits and I can't stand drug use.And again, I just can't actually find a place to talk to any kind of women in the first place. I'd love to bag some 4/10 or a hag but they either reject me or I can'tever talk to them in the first place.
jason seems to have eaten a 3day for spamming circumcision related posts on the runescape thread in /vg/
>>220499150I kinda miss Jason
>>220499152
>>220499150fighting against dicksnippers is how you get into heaven
>>220499146im working with what momberg gives me >>220499133based
CAME HERE ON MY OWN PARTY ON MY PHONE
science save you
>>220499147>these women are often more entitled than actually attractive or mid womenMy experience has been different, but yeah it's anecdotal and I'm a different person. Drugs are like cheat codes to get laid with ugly trashy bitches, but it's understandable if you don't want to go that route - don't recommend it anyways. I hate like 98% of women too. Not trying to offer you advice, just saying what worked for me. I don't know what else to say besides godspeed anon.
Just don’t have the patience to fap anymore
LMAO I love these stories
>>220499147I know what else to say: get a job bro. It will help in a lot more ways than just dating.
>>220499315Any pic of the twink? Asking for a friend.
>>220499315xer fell for it
>loud noise wakes me up>wtfwasthat.jpg>whatever I need to pee anyway>walk to bathroom>don’t turn lights on because it hurts my eyes>see a shadow in the bathroom>can’t be sure because dark asf>probably nothing>get to bathroom >pissing>fuckyeah.png>tap tap tap noise to my right>sink and mirror over there>probably just the faucet dripping>tap tap TAP>look over>a pale woman is pressed up against my mirror>from the opposite sideI fucking hate this city I need to move
if you goon but you dont cum, have you really gooned
>>220499383
Burned through all my likes on all the dating apps guess i'll goon or see a whore
>>220499380What?
Fuck Takeshi gonna do!?
My first rave tonight, any tips?
>>220499461drink water if you plan on doing drugs
it do be rainin tho
>>220499461Don't do drugs
>>220499509https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5aZJBLAu1E
>>220499461water is your best friend/dont do drugs
I might have to try dating apps now that I’m an unc
cum rather slow on the weekends, all the sex havers are out
Perfect day for sailing it was
>>220499461do a bunch of drugs and grope the rave sluts (may only work if you're tall and chadly)
wy-wy-zed
Getting used by a gold digger is the male equivalent of getting raped
>>220499583montana?
>>220499583Perfect day for sucking
>>220499583I’ve read about pulleys in a book before
let me show you the blackpill
sailing sounds like the dumbest hobby in the worldwhy tf you take a whole ass boat just to drive it in a circle then haul it backmakes no sense
>>220499614Anything sounds dumb when you reduce it in that way
>>220499614its to have stinky hot sex with boat sluts out in the sea get drunk and swim naked in the ocean
>>220499614Nah that’s speed boats. With sailboats it’s more like camping
>>220499639nobody's having "hot sex" on a sail boat you dumb cunt and the water is probably freezing
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>>220499548KINO
