American Literature edition
no tranny spam this time pleasekeep your repulsive fetishes to yourself
Sir Judi Dench
get the 'tex posted
wonder if they were on the rumgoing to say probably.
Even though I walk through the shadow of darkness.I have no fear, for you are with me.
Imagine being stuck in space with a woman, a negro, and a C*nadian.
>>220498877best timmy cud do
ktim
let's be lovely lads to one another in this thread :)
quorn cravingz
>>220498881can do one worseimagine being stuck in space with a fucking yank
>>220498881I often do. Or do you expect me to wank over anime like the rest of /brit/ ?
>>220498887daiso!
>>220498846>"Blume was one of the first young adult authors to write novels focused on such controversial topics as masturbation, menstruation, teen sex, birth control, and death">look inside>jewish
>>220498890sup mouldie
>>220498890ever since the day i was borndrugs is what they used to say i was on
>>220498887She is talking about Star Wars
used to watch limmy doing that truck sim game. smashed the fuck out of a caravan in a good onehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-IzVGjWy070
You’re all my friends and I love you
nigga what the FUCK is that
remember pornstar punishmentnow that was a porn series
>>220498914haha
>>220498917i love you too
>>220498917
>>220498921TDS detected
>>220498917love u 2
>>220498909thought it was a Placebo lyric but then I remembered
>>220498901Is there a part in the book where the little boy beats off
>>220498966Um
>>220498905sup mouldiethe sporenem, they activating
POV: You're checking out steam workshop mods but you live in the united bongdom
i've never had a meltdown in this thread and i'm proud of that
where's TR
>>220498977that's good!
Been thinking about the time nobody would make a new so I just went ahead and did it. And it reached bump limit. Best day of the last 3 or 4 months I reckon.
>>220498971sup vrodiethe mouldem shleepy x
>>220498971sc
White people will kiss their dogs on the mouth but won’t eat with their hands because they’re dirty
>>220498980he's posted a few times but he usually gets insulted and skulks off againhe's disheartened.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BceH5fFiA3A
>>220498953this is surprisingly cutethey both seem a little bit awkward after the kiss like they don't know what to do
>>220498977I'd do ten thousand if I could evade
>>220498982You could have and should have just let this gay general die already
>>220498987hi how's it evening x
almost there lads xx
>>220498953Very Balkan coded couple
might wank to some femdom porn lads
>>220498953they kiss the same way those mick pikeys do before they smash each other with chairs
>>220499014s
>>220499004are they landing on the moon or just having a look from the spaceship?
190cm is somewhere out in the worldwonder if he ever thinks of us
>>220499030He's literally in this thread
>>220498982thank u for contributing :)
Just seen a bradley post on /pol/ used as a generic reaction imageWe are massive
having a look at the moon from my spaceshipnot bad
>>220499028Artemis II just goes around the moonArtemis IV (2028) will actually land on the moon
>>220499030bet he's up to all sorts of mischief aha xlarger than life that kid
>>220499048we run this joint
>>220499060>Inbound to the Mooncool sentence
>>220499048Seen it posted on /med/ and /cum/
>>220499076so is "Crewed Lunar flyby" actually
>>220499060>begin moonbase constructionmental
>>220499048/brit/ used to coin terminology that made its way onto normie social media
butter chicken taco
Sir CEO is killed in accident while on stunning vacation in Nicaragua with her husband and three young children
> If you weigh 60kg (132lbs) on Earth, you would weigh only 10kg (22lbs) on the Moon.literally no idea how this works
>>220499144gravity
>>220499144
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsWdCYmdZpw
>>220499144your mass would still be 60kgbut your weight would be 22lbs instead of 132
>>220499104Well that's over now, like the empire
>>220499104Such as?
what do you think of my new meme?
don't you get a week for nsfw
>>220499165but you’d be the same size righthow can you weigh lessDo people weigh less when they’re on planes?
>>220499138what happened
ive been so depressed and yuo don't care i miss when you used to be nice to me and now you won't even talk to me you're bored of me like everyone else isremember there's a real person behind the postsgoodbye
>>220499190hi
>>220499144imagine if you were floating just above the scale (no gravity)your weight would read 0lbsnow imagine an adult man holds you down against the scale. you would weigh 132lbsnow imagine a child holding you. he's weaker so the force against the scale is less.qed
Mad how we're living through mouse utopia
>>220499176deano
>>220499187Kasey was vacationing with Dave and the kids in Nicaragua when she was tragically killed in a rollover accident at their resort. Probably drunk driving.
>>220499190drink some water and get some sleep
>>220499184hope not that's too long
>>220499184i got a 30 day in january for "ban evading" and i wasnt even evading
>>220499221I think you’re avatar postingYou’re either cornwall or devon I don’t remember
>>220499144Weight = m * g where m = mass and g = acceleration due to gravityYour mass remains constant regardless of where you are in the universe, but that g varies.On Earth's sea level it's equal to 9.81 m/s^2.So if you want your mass, you simply get whatever your weight is in kilograms and divide it by 9.81.Mine is 15.3 kg :3
>>220499236Looe born and raised :)
>>220499186you weigh less because gravity is weaker nigga how is this confusingIf you're on your weighing scales and I lift you up a little bit, your weight drops.If I push down on your fat head then you'll weigh more.
>>220499221is that all you have to say
potion sellerlisten to me
>>2204991843 days because you can appeal a month or a week
hi everyone
>>220499291ello lov
>>220499291Hello
>>220499291hiya
>>220499270I'm genuinely sorry
no one: nada personna:leftypol:steve buscemi:dumbledore:rorke: dame da ne dame yo dame da no yo
>>220499190mad how i was actually nice to you and you just ignored me or told me to fuck off.
>>220499312Laughing
>>220499097it is mental but on the other hand whats the actual use of a moonbase
not worth the effort evading on phone with these captchas so this will be my last post for a while or maybe ever im sorry for being such a depressed boring mentally ill piece of shiti miss when we were friends and optimistic about the future but i fucked that up againgoodbye
and people ask me why I do so much narcOtics because it puts my mind straight in trOpics
>>220499190horrid bpd little tranny
>>220499338hotspot your laptop tomorrow and post from thereplease
looking at the language of the maldiveslook at this shitQuestion in Dhivehi: "ރިޔާސީ އިންތިޚާބާއި ރައްޔިތުންގެ މަޖިލީހުގެ އިންތިޚާބު އެކުގައި ބޭއްވުމަށާއި، ރައްޔިތުންގެ މަޖިލީހުގެ އުމުރު ގުނުމުގެ އުސޫލު ބަޔާންކުރުމަށް ޓަކައި، ރައްޔިތުންގެ މަޖިލީހުން ފާސްކުރައްވައިފައިވާ "ޤާނޫނުއަސާސީއަށް 8 ވަނަ އިޞްލާޙު ގެނައުމުގެ ބިލު" ރައީސުލްޖުމްހޫރިއްޔާ ތަޞްދީޤުކުރެއްވުމަށް ފެނޭ ހެއްޔެވެ؟"you ever seen anyitnhg so absurd in your life
Fucking screaming
>>220499364not cool
oh deary me
>>220499364not nice ai video
>>220499364that isn't funny you sick bastard
>ive been so depressed and yuo don't care i miss when you used to be nice to me and now you won't even talk to me you're bored of me like everyone else is>remember there's a real person behind the posts>goodbye
>>220499378It's funny as fuck
sir scarfed of the faucet
>>220499395AI
>>220499363one ring to rule them all aaah language
>>220499401its real
>>220499401prove it
>>220499394Batman Begin
the new president of kosovo
>>220499413ummington
>>220499363crazy, looks like sea arabic
>>220499413impregnation sex for the glory of yugoslavia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jE7_KR63wI
dysphoriaberg spiking again :(
for me its Greek EU money embezzler Eva Kaili
saars...
>>220499354true>>220499317im sorry but goodbye
>>220499449how about your presidentshe's pretty gilfy
>>220499469stop being histrionic
>>220499394Said something similar just recently as I'm farting up a storm
>>220499469go to bed and lay off the rum
>>220499479scre
entering the "rape cube"
>>220499476nah
>>220499469
>>220499364fake and gay but it still upset me :(
>>220499493well why are you doing that then
he's a fucking dumb cheeto!!!!
>>220499497It's not fake it literally happenedhttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-28586702
I was always a wordcel and a maths brainlet but, instead of becoming a professional wordcel like a lawyer or something. I tried to get into stem because I believed stem was inherently better than any wordcel things. I have ruined my life by doing this
what fresh hell is this
>>220499512not clicking that shit
>>220499413Outdated photo from 2014She looks grim now
>>220499513lol
>>220499449she's too pretty to be in prison
>>220499526uh she still looks like a MILF to me
>>220499520blondie makes a very fuckable little pigling
had a dream that I was on a lift in the world's tallest building with jeffy eppy
>>220499520>snl ukwhat
>>220499545ummy
>>220499520bri’ish “”””humour””””
>>220499566good job spelling it correctly little man*squeezes your fat man tits*
>>220499566NOT britishthis is aimed for an american audience hence the mary poppins jokes and that
>>220499520https://youtu.be/LzoX9uCPBZc>good evening*crowd laughs*>happy easter*crowd laughs*what the fuck
>>220499513never ktimed so hard in my life
you lads reckon you could pass as a 14 year old when you turn 37
>>220499601been advised to not even comment on this
>>220499601yh
Sade is awesome
>>220499601She was hot in 24 hour party people and that scottish cop show with robert caryle
All ganja monLet me see your hands in di airhttps://youtu.be/XUm9mC3yl_c
>>220499601never clocked that she was much older honestly
>>220499610!!!
>>220499584made for americans
>>220499601yes. i could fit in in any high school in america
time passes too fast when you're neet
testing
>>220499669It’s way worse when you’re working trust me
>>220499183I like it!!
>homer bimpson
Another day gone with nowt to show for it I planned to put some things in place for my imminent suicide but I just didn't do any of it
i'm like neil from the inbetweeners if he was gay
Sup Toadie
>>220499706>Another day gone with nowt to show for it ktim>I planned to put some things in place for my imminent suicide but I just didn't do any of itright well don't do that
>>220499718sup toadie
Shartemis not smelling so good boss
>>220499723Still going to
sup fodie
um
right
>>220499751s
Get readyRasta on the moveon the ocean mon steadymove into the mountain I make it readyyeah yeah yeahhttps://youtu.be/XUm9mC3yl_c
yep
well
fee fi fo fumi want me willy in a brit boy's bum x
ooo my penits
>>220499469boohoo nigga
>>220499774umm hi
well that's a bloomin' gay porn video
>>220499781hey. get in my Chevy Camaro brit boy. we're goin bummin x
*does a cry*
The Aussies sure do love their gay porn!
I have absolutely fucking zero clue how to go from being friends with someone to having sex
aussies be like "ah nawr!"
ok then
>>220499799you have to touch their knee during conversations i think
>>220499799I don't even know how to make friends
>>220499799>>220499801A friend in needis a friend indeedbut a friend with weed is bettaand if you want to get highbring your own supplyor they will know you as a joka smokahttps://youtu.be/5VjnH9oDutE
>>220499739That was fixed hours ago.
rorke drinking water
im gay and want a bf
>>220499801scream! they do!
>>220499829>>220499830jah rastafar ihttps://youtu.be/Ocih6WexNEU
>>220499826https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WVEKBhWS14
>couldn't sleep at all last night >In the end slept from 9am - 1pm>1pm - 3pm just did nothing by lying half awake>get up and work non-stop from 3pm - 10.30pm>got so tired out I fell asleep from 10.30pm - 2.30am>now I'm posting here>wide awake >can't make a noise because I'll make everyone seethe with rage at mewhat do i do until morning???
It April! We're slowly coming to the best time of the year. Winter is forgot and autumn is far, far away.
rorke shagging a chocolate eclair
>>220499864ok
Is Lisa Scott Lee from steps still in Dubai?
>>220499277I’m going into battle
fucking depressed but I will be okayi won't take my medicine
before I go _ thank you for using my preferred pronouns:>
rorke posting on /brit/
>>220499889love you you are sweet
leftypol rorkeleftyporke
Rorke
WorseWorseShot to the face make you send for the nursehttps://youtu.be/lW2w9V2LXO8
Sir Mickey Rorke
film idea: mafia boss baby
>>220499929UM x
>>220499923SCREAM
*nibbles on the back of your neck*
>>220499929what the hell that woman has a willy was she born funny?
>>220499889dont come back
I am rorke and David Irving is correct. not my problem.
Need her to squeeze out a Cadbury creme egg into my open mouth.
david icke was on some real shit
>>220499927https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8Vgo5S-_NM
foden active then yh?he applying the makeup yh?he getting laser removal on battydem yh?he lubing up batondem yh?he taking prepdem yh?baton wagging in his face yh?he taking batondem?
>>220499950>David IrvingGood friends with Hitchens btw
>>220499958sup fodie
zesty fodie
free the zesty fodens!
I wish I had a British accent when I speak english
>>220499969his phone's up his arse and he's got it on vibrate and grindr just sent his taps to him
>>220499966Chris was a wank
>>220499972what does a british accent sound like in portugueseis it funny
Can't be arsed need to get blarsed
ZEST MASTER !!
>>220499983He was good on free speech
feel bad atb
Throwing niggers into a well and making a wish Wishing for more niggers that I can throw into the well
>>220499999checked
fode probably won't go to the world cup and that makes me sad
>>220499996who is this gay?
>>220499999Genuinely you shouldn't because she's kind of dramatic for no reason
>>220499986I saw a show with a British immigrant who opened a restaurant in São PauloYes it's kinda funny the way they pronounce.
>>220499997He was a fraud and a neocohen who used his status as a respected academic and political commenter
>>220500017phil foden he's extremely fucking bent
>>220500023>neocohen
>>220500018no I feel badgood night
>>220499997*pressed post too early and have a pass lol*He was a fraud and a neocohen who used his status as a respected academic and political commenter to promote Zionist wars that killed over 2 million people. Never think that the enlightened atheist isn't as prone to corruption and greed, if not more so, than a religious person is.
i don't like being sexist because what if a nice girl sees what i said
>>220500043okay well i apologised to them several times and I also feel bad so hope you sleep wellgn love u
not big on racial hatred
>>220500010Keked did me
>>220500050they secretly like ittrue story
"zesty fode" in the "rape cube"
Yoo chill im just a vessel ! didnt mean to flex on u bro Im just a vessel ,
*bending over in front of the burly builders and my shorts 'accidentally' show my arse*mmmm oopsie ;)
>>220500068
ate a whole tube of pringles today
>>220498846I fucking hated that little cunt Fudge so much
zesty mode ACTIVATED. twirls his hips like he's at a salsa club, nutmegs the fullback, stepover into rainbow flick, skips past him, serving face, curls it top bin.
>>220500083Corrrrrrrrrrrr fucking seriously though corrrrr
>>220500048Sure, but I wouldnt say a fraud, just very atheistic
>>220500058stereotypes are largely true or based in truth. ignoring the harsh realities of multiculturalism only works if you can afford to shelter yourself away in a predominantly white majority enclave while the rest of the west drowns in shit.
`sex` with 'fode'
i might be the most autistic nigga in the world
>>220500100sex with you
>>220500097My words. He was a fraud because he declared himself jewish shortly before his death, another 'atheist' academic who spent his years attacking the faith of others, and then decides he's jewish like Sam Harris.
>>220500109um! ummy!
leftyfodeforke
ong we are all watching the pizza movie
>>220500124love cheese pizza me
Any niggardly "I won't show up to my family's gathering on Easter Sunday" man in
>>220500127um
When the moon hits your pie like a big piece of pie that's-a more gay
>>220500131your life is meaningless
>>220500127pause
Is 16 really the age of consent in the UK? Asking for a friend.
>>220500131don't celebrate easter sunday as neither me nor my family are religious x
I need Emma Watson's butt resting on my face as she releases a vile plume of horrible smelling poo gas.
>>220500137Um
>>220500149You need a job and a medication prescription.
>>220500146yes but you're not able to do anything to them when they're 16-18 despite what some nonces here will tell you
>>220500156good post
>>220500156preferably a chemical castration
wonder what adam johnson's up to now
in my twisted world...zesty foden is just a normal foden...just a peek into my fucked up life
>>220500156I'm employed and taking blood pressure meds.
Sam Harris is like "I support the freedom of the individual" and then he has a deranged psychotic meltdown at anyone who refuses the covid vaccine or doesn't like israel.
>>220500178probably adaming his johnson and yelling "adam johnson!!!" like a pokemon
>>220500085piss screeching
brown women love their purple jackets
>>220500160my friend says he's not happy about that
>>220500185>blood pressure meds.Which means your old and should stop posting.
>>220500190scrumbl
>>220500201hs? the age of consent is the same in many states of the USA.
>>220500186Is that what Jay Dyer said?
>>220500195true!!!
thinking about become a thread personality but need a gimmick - any suggestions?
>>220500149>vile plumewait, say that again
>>220500160Why? Cos nonce hunters will get you?
>>220500225poo nonce
>>220500230cause it's illegal mate
>>220500241>>220500241
>>220500186He totally discredited himself while outing himself as a glowberg kike same time. Serious analysts were free to admit the glowing issues with the vaccine, but he's a fraud.
>>220500225vile twerp. runtish slug
>>220500229vulva sore
