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CHRIS: Did you ever feel like straight sex was never gonna happen to you?PAULIE: Yeah, and I'm gay. So what?
Shocked to learn this woman is NOT British
sometimes i feel sad and lonely when i goon but then i remember my /cum/buds are also gooning so it's like we're gooning together and i'm not sad anymore
our sharkies :(
>>220501520Who’s Chris and Paulie
https://youtu.be/kE32pvvaDT8?si=qhBms-oB44AHjQR-
>>220501551Some faggots
phwoarjust imbraptuated the dindinbergizationpropa gud diss wun
>>220501529The Nashville Child Predators heemed them
>>220501551Wops
Feel really lonely today bros, a longing for a femoid desu
Ok
>>220501522umm she is a famous yank nepobaby little man
the nashville glizzy
>>220501522I thought it was Hila Klein from the thumbnail
I unironically don't understand the need for relationships I think I might be schizoid
>>220501596it's schizoidals who don't desire socialization
>>220501596That's autism not schizo, schizos talk to strangers at the bus stop as if they were their oldest and dearest friends
>>220501611Schizoid is different from schizophrenic
Though I may also be autistic too
I'm a 21st century schizoid man.
Mark my words this year's census will be nightmare fuel.
>>220501596It's good to have friends who are specialists in areas you'll never touch or think about
Mark my words this goon will be the last
>>220501615Schizoids don't want a gf or sex either. You're not a castrato like that are (you)?
>>220501506Charming isn't the word I would use to describe Toronto. Soulless economic zone is more apt.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QdO5B6Lv0P0
>>220501627phwoar good poat diss wun hairfta be indignated
>>220501565corrrrr nice cattingtonshire diss wunI made cottage pie for tonight's scran. bit of marmite n worcestershire sos in the mix made it lush.
>>220501642>Soulless economic zoneNot even him but that is exactly what Vancouver is too lol
>the neighbour that doesn't run saw me running yesterday and today i saw him runningIts okay to be yourself, buddy
>>220501639That's exactly what I meant when I say I don't see the need for relationships. I have a sex drive (urge to masturbate) just not the desire for sex with someone else
>4 /cum/'s on the lognice
21st Century Schizoid ManI Talk to the WindEpitaphMoonchild (Full)Court of the Crimson Kingorif i cba for moonchild21st Century Schizoid ManEpitaphI Talk to the WindMoonchild (vocal part only)Court of the Crimson King
>>220501671>I have a sex drive (urge to masturbate) just not the desire for sex with someone elseLow test, judaic even.
>>220501522Honestly, If I didn't know, I would have guessed French for some reason
>>220501648for me?apple pieand custardpropa ephemeral diss wun hairfta be instigated
>>220501683I do blood tests for this because I have a medical condition and my hormones have to be watched. In any case I have controlled high testosterone levels
>>220501686she kinda looks like rexovering holocaust victim
fink his medical condition is called being a raging benderheh
I shart to the windMy fumes are all carried awayI fart to the windThe wind does not hearThe wind cannot hear
For me, it's Epitaphhttps://youtu.be/vXrpFxHfppI?
>>220501700>high test>doesn't want to breed every woman possibleThat's even sadder if true, you have been made a spiritual eunuch by industrial society. Even a 75IQ afghan migrant has more clarity towards women than you.
>>220501678The Giles, Giles, and Fripp version of I Talk to the Wind mogs the cock version
>>220501721I think I have been neurologically different from the start. Blame it on microplastics or my mother's old age at birth or whatever but there's no specific event I can point to in my life that could have made it that way
in 1969 we landed on the moon. 37 years later, this is where we're at
>>220501746Just don't complete the trifecta and troon out
>>220501750We left poop bags on the moon
If you believe they put a poop on the moon
>>220501750The 24/7 media cycle has been a disaster for the human race
My uncle is still paying off his St. Anger fine from 20 years ago
>>220501757Trannies are sexually crazed and >NEED GFIt's the furthest thing possible from me
fink given how good a.i. is gettin'kinda bogglin' how dey havent figured out how to make supersonic flight commercially viableor likenuclear energy from hydrogen atomic fusion
>>220501750The 1972 mission mogs but nobody cares about that one
More people should just transition, it would make them happier and society better
>>220501771https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2ktWtIDQQQ
>>220501781>nuclear energy from hydrogen atomic fusionBig Oil will prevent this from being developed at all costs
>>220501773MY LIFE STYLEDETERMINES MY DAD'S STYLETICK TICK TICK TICK TICK TICK TICK TICK TICK TICK TICK TICK
>>220501596You're just in denial
>>220501774There's a subset of them that claims to be asexual or some shit
>>220501785Jasonesque post
>>220501785Ideally, all non-White men would transition or at least a very large percentage of them in Western countries
>>220501795I simply can't see that being the case.>>220501797Lol
I'm drinking an IPA right now
its crazy how soft his glizzy is
>>220501809I'm drinking a sparkling water
>>220501678blimeyonly garn and realized accidentally put epitaph and Talk to the Wind / Moonchild on wrong respective sides in the secons programming sequencebogglin' don't hate the new accidental sequencing thomay hefta explore diss wun anudda daycould work better than the originally intended aequencing imma finkin'propa excitin' moment
>>220501773I hope he learned his lesson
froat feels a bit sore. black daddy was a bit rough with me haha x
>>220501809do you enjoy smelling your own farts?
>>220501837I don't get it
>>220501837Boomers and the Silent generation burst into laughter reading such comics
>>220501773their only good album is first wun imo
>>220501856shit nigga, its not rocket surgery
>>220501861*Ride the Lightning
shit nigga, its not rocket league
hehe
>>220501880no reign in blood
>>220501887fuck off we're full
>>220501809India Poo Ale
I can't bring myself to make any of his drink combos because I don't want pop with beer
>>220501891everywun ever votes trump needs to rope imo
>>220501891how do i unsubscribe from your feed
I say we catch a few redditjeets and jam them up for old time's sake
we should all transition together as a group bonding activity
You guys are like friends but we don't have to keep in contact and eventually drift apart.
fuck you buddy
>>220501921>eventually drift apart.This happens to all /cum/mers eventually too though, just look at Jason
>>220501912wow what a treat for those jeets!
Back from Easter Vigil
i ate all the cheez its the missus is gonna fucking kill me
>>220501958Buy some more then before she notices, sitcom type situation anon
drinking milk
>>220501951Happy Easter bud
The Warriors of the World album cover by Manowar always bugged me because it has some fantasy looking warrior with a sword holding an American flag. We didn't have that cool warrior shit at all wtf
Which half is winning in a hypothetical civil war between the 2? Hard Mode: No Nukes
Rieee, horny, and too high to drive home so I'm just in a small parking lot listening to music and sinking into each song like an ocean
This beer is making me bloated and tired
>>220501981Happy Easter to you too!
>>220501797utter and complete bullshit. their entire identity is based around a fetish they allowed to get way out of control.
I would suck a foid's toes right now if I could
>>220501856stupid cunt didn't listen
Sometimes I miss my old internet friend group
Even the beasts of the Earth hate jeets....
Pissin outta my ass right now, gotta stop eating goyslop
fuckin love philosophy
>>220501912why would mosquitos be attracted to jam tho
>>220502046>CassamTranscendental arguments are incredibly boring
I would hate to be Kevin Nash in the sweltering summer of 1992
for me? rhoy bhaskars transcendental arguments for critical realismpheoar
I have a sudden hankering to learn about Eastern Europe
>>220502087Start with the Migration Period, that was kino
>>220502032corr some of my fave poos are like dat
>>220502087You should visit
>>220501992There are roughly triple to quadruple as many Americans living east of the Mississippi River
Disdain for late zoomers and early gen alphas
For me? It's Weninger's argument for incelism
Total War Attila is one of the most underrated games of all time. And the LOTR mod it has, Dawnless Days, is an all time GOAT mod. 1212 Medieval Kingdoms is really good too.
>>220502077What should I read by him
Raped Shadow Legends
>>220502133I'm too unc to play that, I mostly played Barbarian Invasion
>>220502140the wikipedia pagehehactually i did read some of his first transcendental realism book but not much. fink was from his thesis then published it. cant remember
'washed my hair in the sink' award
this beer taste like a armpit with BO God damn. Fuck you voodoo ranger and your reddit ass beer
wash your penis
Let's define our terms, gentlemen. Are we talking about redistricting or are we talking about reapportionment?
What if Germans left longer than 3 months and didn't tell their military?
>>220502150corr good post diss
thoughts on politics and stuff?
I want to jerk off but I don't like jerking off in the bathroom I'm paranoid of leaving a smell you know
>>220502170GODDAMMITENGINEER
>>220502199heres my philosophical analysis of politics
>>220502208is he still alive? I haven't heard from him since 2011 or 2012
>>220502199the /cum/ janny warns me almost every day about my thoughts on politics and stuff. Nice of him to stop getting me banned I guess.
>>220502222QUADS
>>220502199Clown show
>>220502222
I could be making bank if I were a negro streamer in a large warehouse room
Saw a bunch of brown people online seething at the film American Sniper (2014) lol
>>220502258Saw a bunch of brown people irl
enough politics. let's talk gock.
>>220502271so quit looking in the mirror so much
>>220502280I haven't since 2016
>>220502258rubbish film
mangina
>>220502271>Saw a bunch of brown people irlMy condolences, I too often suffer this imc (in my country)
2nd pilot was rescued. God bless the USA
fuckin hate weezer
corr anudda good trip to doktor oekter poostein
>>220502278>>>/s4s/12881364corr blimey
>>220502300*buddy holly riff*
>>220502300WHATS WITH THESE HOMIES DISSING MY GIRL
>>220501994I hate it when beer does that shit. I like those "festival" alcoholic drinks because they're energetic and it gets you drunk.
>>220502304Well hello beautiful
farted
>>220502304Damn, that girl's clit is fucking huge
sniffed
SUMBODY WANTS TOLD MRTHE WORLD IS GARNA OWE MEI AINT DEE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHEDSHE HAD FINGER LIKE A THUMBAND WAS LOOKING KINDA DUMB WIV THE SHAPE OF AN LON HER FOREHEAD
I need to do no fap because cumming doesn't even feel good anymore
>>220501992this is probably the most boring civil war map I've seen
>>220502340It's too late to fix your problems. You'll never feel good again.
>>220502352I miss the days of my toes curling and not even being able to touch my dick after I orgasm
corr thougght like 4chan had /lgbt/ containment board
I never realized just how much brown people and latrinos hate themselves and worship whiteness until I started using 4chan & other such places
>>220502368didn't read all that, but I'm happy for you (or sad whatever)
>>220502368what fucking drivel
>>220502378well I mean it makes perfect sense. they hate White people but are obsessed with living around us
Crazy how much better Canada is than America!
better at sucking cock that is heh
>>220502405bodied those dogfuckers!
Yea... We have fun here at /cum/.
BY GOD KING IT'S THE RABID WOLVERINE CHRIS BENOIT AND HE'S HERE TONIGHT AT /CUM/
>>220502405
are florida niggas crazy
this edible will kick in any minute now
>>220502405No one asked about your cock sucking skills
>>220502417What do serbs have to do with it
>>220502439there's giant lizard dinosaurs and a swamp filled with retarded huge snakes in Florida. plus the humidity is 100% every day forever. ofc they're crazy to live there.
maybe we don't have total air superiority over Iran, but the fact that we were able to reuse 2 pilots is pretty telling
let's talk gock sucking skills.
to any of you florida niggas in the threadare chameleons really that bad? why you guys gotta kill them?
>>220502458not sure crocodiles that closely relsted to dinosaurs
>>220502464it's another episode of America crushes another poor country it's deliberately kept in poverty conditions for decades, and claims victory.
>>220502428
is this song foid music or gay music?
>>220502479BENOIT HAS RISEN THIS EASTER SUNDAY
>>220502466Im a virgin but id love to try it, this is what I want out of a tranner >>>/s4s/12885325
>>220502482void music since there is no song
I'm addicted to AI chat bots like a foid
>>220502479benoit balls
>>220502478Iran it's self is poor, but all it's military tech is from Russia and China
>>220502494This guy baits your attention by asking a question about a song or a picture but "forgetting" to post them conveniently until people send him (You)s pointing it out so that you are more likely to answer once he posts it. Stop falling for this shit.
Encountered my first pajeet irl
>>220502512Fuck off
I watched strange brew. you canucks are alright
told an anon to cut themself for me am I ebil
>>220502531what's the context
>>220502540>>>/s4s/12885309
I do be missing both of my grandmas from time to time
GIMME FOO GIMME FAI GIMME DABAYABAZAI
>>220502550yes you are evil
I fart on the post below mine
My roommate at the college dorm just informed me that another girl living here has a crush on me. Except this girl doesn't have me added on insta or anything unlike a lot of others at the dorm. I met her two quarters ago. Girls really do be out here doing absolutely nothing to get with the guy they like hoping it magically happens one day...
>>220502613
>>220502613I pour my heart out to you guys as the void I scream into and this is how you pay me back? You live on gaylord street.
>>220502623Woah look at chad here
I offer you friendship and you spat in my face!
>>220502644You said you like it rough
>>220502613That doesn't even make any sense. It's just text on a screen. How can you fart on a post? You farted on your computer screen you retard. We can't smell your fart on the post. You idiots are always posting such retarded things
shut up bitch
Leo pulled a legendary cross carry alpha move showing he’s still a young and able bodied pope
canadian twinks can be the cutest, sweetest and nicest cupcake boys ever. but they can chris benoit at a moment's notice. that's called the canadian switch. sweetest boys. or the most evil sons a bitches you've ever met. don't google canadian war crimes
>>220502512>>220502649corr good posts
>>220502639I hope to provoke advice and provide perspective for your own life situations. Maybe there's someone who feels the same way about you but doesn't act
>>220502656Reckon their butt smell changes too?
Thank you white man for bringing my people out of the stone age
>>220502691corr queens of the stone age is a pretty good band
Yesterday I was listening to Enya on Spotify and then I asked it to play like an Enya radio and I was thinking it would play Enya-like music, but for some reason, it kept giving me fucking Bruce Springsteen every other song. Kind of pissed me off!!
>>220502670Highly doubt it
>>220502699yea they are pretty cool. I only listened to two of their albums though
>>220502679it goes from smelling like maple syrup with plenty of baking spices such as nutmeg, cinnamon and allspice and it changes to something more savory like chili con carne. a spicy and peppery smell with a base of tomato and onion. not a bad smell, just different
>>220502712listening to songs for the deaf, its divinepink floyd tiergoing on the /cum/ albums for sure
/tv/ and /mu/ are so garbage.
>>220502718Lol
Good friday was very dark and foggy and so was homy saturday but this morning it's super sunny. He is risen o algo
comfy sleepy eagle. there's a freshly hatched eaglet under her staying warm and safe. god bless these birds and thank god for breathing life into these intricate animals. amazing instinct from egg to adult
currently watching passion of the christ
>>220501500Torn between saying fuck the inheritance and never speaking to my boomers again or goingto another holiday dinner and listening to boomer 1 about how lazy this generation is
>>220502753Cute. I saw an eagle in wales it was really beautiful. See them a lot where I'm from too but it was quite incredible
currently monitoring the situation at /cum
i wish to cum inside a canadian /cum/mer
>>220502777torn between complimenting your trips an complimenting your trips
I would hate to be a fish
>>220502777Ny brother cut my dad off and ny dad rewrote the will to be 90% me 10% him and my mom was asking me if i would give my brother 50% if my dad died and i was like no why would i do that and she got upset with me but like no way in hell am i gonna do that lol
>>220502792hi
>>220502797you actually wouldn't mind being a fish because they aren't smart enough to be upset about being a fish
>>220502777Get the money faggot
>>220502797Imagine being a fish and getting sea lice inside your gills and not being able to scratch them because you don't have arms
America, the great satan
eating plain tortilla chips with no salsa or cheese
goodnight
WAKE UP NIGGA BOO RAAAAHHH RAAAAH
getting real tired of tom holland and zenyatta
>Orion will re-enter Earth's atmosphere at about 25,000 miles per hour (40,000 km/h)
>>220502869>saint michael is the patron saint of ukraineReally makes you think
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TydZ4NAXMic
Just ate three fun size snickers and half a can of prangles chased it all down with a coke now i'm gonna watch youtube and play vidya for a couple hours before i get started on cooking easter dinner sayonara losers
I feel amped up I want to do some squats and push ups
>>220502967Get to it then little boy
why dont women like synthpop
>>220503000Very few women like synth for some reason. If i had to wager a guess they probably have more language-centric brains and so have a preference for human sounds rather than mathematical progressions
>>220503031synthpop is very lyrical content heavy
its over, its so over
>>220503000>>220503044You mean like that gay music you posted? That gives them the ick.
>>220503044Well im not sure how it figures then. My mom likes porter robinson a lot is that synthpop?
i'm a woman and i like synthpop
>>220503065no
>>220503053what music?
i dont think its funny, i think they all should die, i dont care if they are on the other side of the planet
>>220503000women aren't real so they don't like synthpop
>>220503069please post your thighs
>>220503073Oh ok
>>220503075The one with the car chase I'm not sure if it was on this /cum/ or a previous one
>>220503069I'm going to beat your ass because I am a man and I am strong! prepare yourself you roastie whore HAAAIYAAAAAA!!!!!!
>>220503069Erm I don't believe you
>>220503075>>220503097Here it ishttps://youtu.be/8zTb12aQw2w
>>220503118Chud alert thats how she identifies
>>220503134Source?
Was this show Millennial or Zoomer?
This is why Spinster left. Y'all can't act normal around women.
>>220503148i'm 26 and watched it when I was a kid
>>220503148I was born in 2001 and I don't remember watching that
>>220503176I was born in 2001 and watched it all the time. I think it aired in millenial era but i wasnt gonna fucking watch johnny test
>>220503192>johnny testHey I remember that. He had hot older twin sisters.
>>220501500Cletus, why are you consooming less?
I watched Danny Phantom, Spongebob Squarepants, Fairly Odd Parents, Teenage Robot, The Last Airbender, Cat-dog, Ren and Stimpy, The Wild Thornberries, Rugrats, Invader Zim. Never watched Cartoon Network outside of Star Wars: The Clone Wars
>>220503227oh and also Jimmy Neutron, how could I forget
>>220503227Tla was peak
>>220503227>Spongebob Squarepants, Fairly Odd Parents, Teenage Robot, The Last Airbender, Same. Plus Ben 10, Powerful Girls, Codename Kids Next Door, The Secret Saturdays, Generator Rex & Boosted Dragon. Also some anime too like Naruto, Bakugan, Beyblade and Pokemon gen 4.
holy shit im old
>>220503250It's my favorite TV show ever. I loved it as a kid and love it as an adult. >>220503260Oh shit I forgot about Pokemon, I did watch that on Cartoon Network
>>220503148I'm 30 and I watched it when I was a kid
>>220503260>Codename Kids Next DoorThat show was pretty good. It was sorta like star trek for kids
>>220503269I also forgot some DC comics shows. And whatever they had on YTV.
I was raped by my uncle till I was 13.
>>220503227I watched both and CN had the better shows. Dexter's Lab, Powerpuff Girls, Johnny Bravo, Cow and Chicken, Samurai Jack, Justice League. Also Adult Swim and Toonami
>>220503276The ending being live action with the adults was nuts.
>>220503296You should return the favor and rape him
I just COOMED bros
I am the TJ Detweiler of /cum/
is anyone else scared of going on anesthesia at a hospital because you know you will mumble some completely unhinged shit
>>220503359I'd be more scared of dying
sorry for calling you a NIGGER while I was under anesthesia
>>220503373im ok with dyingwish it had happened to me already
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xp2P6JKc1QE
>>220503383maid yourself then
I used to not care for ginger people because they were so different looking but now I want to protect them and preserve them
everyone say hi to my faggot cat
>>220503500hi bud
>woke up at 330am>don't have to work until 930am
>>220503500post a pic
>>220503470Ginger women are hot
go away leo
>>220503771It's already over.
>>220503553/cum/fags never post pics of their pets when you ask them
The worst part is that it can, it can be more over
would rather stay home and play minecraft than go to work today but it's time and a half :///
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