i looove you jeesus chriiiiiiiiiiiist editionhappy easter >>220475091
Christus surréxit!
>>220501820https://youtu.be/f2KlYU13Y3E?si=N14EBJDUSvKySRoC
>Second pilot found by Amerikkka
Good morning /med/.>>220501914Imagine being an American kid and never having kinder eggs.
>>220502451They wouldn't be able to build the toys inside.
>>220501820Pretty sure if Jesus Christ was alive today you'd absolutely fucking despise the guy. Jesus was a progressive man who tried to do away with the traditions of the society he was in, as a result he wasn't popular with the conservatives of his day and was only popular with the outcasts whom he was friends with and who he caught so much for their rights until eventually it cost him his life.If Jesus was born today he definitely would've been a vegan, feminist, LGBTQ ally, open borders, anti-racist, anti-capitalist leftist. And you would've hated him soooooooooo much for it!I think you 4chin christians love Jesus only because Christianity is universal white culture now and crusades o algo.Some definitely are true christians who adhere to Jesus Christ's teachings of humility, charity, tolerance, love, and peace though but I wouldn't bet on it.
>>220502383kinda wished they would've captured him. I wonder what equipment the Iranians used to down that F-15E.
>>220502515i ain't reading all thati'm happy for u thoor sorry that happened
Bonġu.Happy Easter.
Good morning med>>220502383That and football results of yesterday, life has not been kind to me recently
>>220502848The pilot?
I devoured half a packet of Devon Digestive Biscuits (The goodness of wheat) with my coffee without realising.
Good morning, sisters.Gave myself a spoiler in bg3 yesterday like a retard. Absolutely seething at myself rn.
Happy Easter, /med/
>>220503095spoiler the guy you play as is the same guy you make in the character creation screen
>>220503123
>>220503095Haven't you been playing that shit ass game for like 2 years? Maybe it's time to call it quits
>>220502665Wawa WEWA!
Feliz Páscoa, my niggas>>220501914>land of the free >not allowed to buy some candywhat do they mean by this?
and on the lazy days the dogs dissolve and drain away
>>220503515>Haven't you been playing that shit ass game for like 2 years?I started it in December 2024 but only played it for like 6 hours, and even that was 2 runs as I restarted after 3 hour cuz I wanted to change something about my class. I did not play for a year and started again last December or maybe this January, I'm uncertain which month it was exactly.Since then I played it for almost 100 hours if not more. My estimate is that it should take me at least 25 more hours to finish if not more.>>220503572>what do they mean by this?Unlike high fructose corn syrup it's not fit for consumption according to food safety guidelines o algo.
28. but yeah got my cat sleeping, neet, both parents and friends working on a sunday, they pay everything for me. im the most charismatic person alive. charismaticmax and people will never question you
Had a 75 minutes walk.
>>220503906nice.I cycled a bit yesterday with my brother in law.I would like to cycle with Magyaranon around Lake Balaton.
>Pagan prepared invasion from Brittany>Muslim holy war>Negligible help>Defeat ensuredInto the Recycle bin the save goes. I'm trying again only because that prepared invasion was abnormal.
>wait in a dead server for 40 minutes>someone finally joins>they ragequit after getting 8-0'dcan't have shit in detroitvidya used to be fun
Today is the first day of the year's spring that looks and feels like a day from spring.
>>220504108Why is nobody playing your vidya ?
>>220503906Pour le plaisir or to lose weight?
>>220501820happy easter medbros you lovely people i love you all
>>220504108What are you playing? Team fortress?
>>220504268Bavarianon ?
>>220504285
>>220504240an arena fps based on tf2, it's really easy by arena fps standards, zoomers = losers>>220504269wtf how could you tell
>>220504242to not be a couch potato all day
>>220504305Cioè che gioco intendi? Io gioco spesso a Team Fortress 2
>>220504314Modern life is depressing, I yearn for adventure. I wish I was born in the 19th century.
>>220504305Odd story, Kahina witch midwife hybrid old lady blessed me with foresight upon my birth, she also prophecized I would become the most powerful nafri of our contemporary times. I don't believe in witchcraft or magic but I really hope the prophecy comes true.
>>220504404i knew it, you're a witch, i'll prepare the pitchworkyour dark magic will doom us all>>220504329open fortress, è una mod molto carina ma i plebei si arrendono subitose vuoi giocare a open fortress o tf2 normale ci sono
>>220503557new poster? we need more maghrebis here!
>>220503906walking alone makes me anxious and ive been doing it as exposure therapyi fixed most of my anxiety just have agoraphobia left and its the hardest to deal with
>>220504353it sucked in nafrica at that time
A"I"s are so jewcoded in their answers it's not even funny anymore
>>220504528It always sucked there except under roman rule
>>220504473Negli ultimi anni sono venuti fuori un sacco di derivati di TF2 e io non he ho provato nessuno, magari do un'occhiata a questo
>>220504604tf2 classified è di gran lunga il più popolare, ma io lo trovo povero di contenuti rispetto a open fortressper OF su gamedate c'è una partita programmata per sabato, tra i regular ci sono anche 3-4 italiani, magari si ci becca lì
>>220504580Mfw checking the comments on the daily mail article about this
>>220504492>we need more maghrebis hereWe absolutely do not
>>220504528If I had a time machine I'd travel in time to the end of the 19th century or the early 20th century, get connections with western powers and independence movements, the moment France is out and we get our independence I'd get deals with the amerimutts to sell them military bases bordering Italy and get agreements and an alliance with them by scaring them of the potential of Italy to do a fascism WW3 again since they haven't been de-nazified because they turn their coat at minute 90 and would scare them with the prospect of a red Algeria to get even more money and economic and military aid and I'd play the Soviet union for gibs and weapons and I'd use all these resources to transform me shithole into a developed social democracy, turn it into a strong wellfare state, hopefully things will go well. Depends on how well things workout annexing Libya for their oil fields would be on the table.Speaking of annexing Libya if I was the president rn I'd get in contact with the mutts and coordinate a full-scale blitzkrieg invasion of Libya and annexation. Libya has a population of 6 million, bogged down in a long, exhausting, brutal civil war, very impoverished and weak rn. It'd be easily taken in a 4 day special military operation. We could split the oilfields in half and promise to sell oil to yurop for cheap prices to stabilize oil prices and take off some much needed heat off the mutts and deliver them a glorious victory to save face during the Iran conflict. But our leadership is composed of old boomers who dare not act bold in any capacity and rather sit and watch and do nothing to be proactive.
>>220504700Had to channel my energy to not make that comment.
>>220504750Americans (even niggas and chicanos) love Italy while hating your barbary ass what are you even talking about
>>220504750I don't like the mutts, they're backstabbing evil apes, but I'd sell my soul to the devil if it meant finally realizing my shithole's full geopolitical potential. The chief thing is not going about this stupidly.
>>220504794American culture is centered around italians. Their country is named after an italian. "All men are created equal..."? It was written by Thomas Jefferson's italian neighbor. They paint and sculpt their founding fathers as italians. The capitol complex in D.C. (which is named after an italian) uses the architectural style of italians. They work longer hours than any other country to buy italian clothes, drive italian cars, eat italian food, and consume italian art as their social status is tied to italians. They have public holidays in honor of an italian who neither discovered nor set foot in their country; it was actually discovered by another italian. Their cities, many of them named after italians, are completely overrun with italians. They worship their police force and fire departments that are disproportionately italian. Their movies are filled with italians and their favorite actors and directors are all italians. Their most widely acclaimed films are italians writing about other italians. Their cowboy Westerns are written by italians, and their native indians are played by italians. They worship italians like Rocky Balboa and Frank Sinatra and the late Rudy Giuliani while attacking the whites who actually built their country before italians took over. They will tell you how much they hate italians and how "italians are white" is a stale joke and they are just pretending to love italians but the evidence speaks for itself in that America has always been and will be a nation of italian-loving wannabe italians.
>>220504794The first few decades post WW2, pay attention to the timeline, dumbass.It'd be very retarded to sell this idea to the mutts now, but back then it would've been a brilliant idea. Also can the racism, in /med/ we're all bros.
>>220502515Well according to their books the boss will appear for a second time but this time it will be different.https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Revelation%2019&version=NIV
>Minor noble launches a reconquista for Aragon.>I join.>Umayyads involved in a number of other wars, including against France in a holy war for Gascogne.>Reconquista won but only one province taken because the rest are occupied by France in the aforementioned war.
>>220502515It sounds nice but then you realize at its core is a universalist socialist soy antiracist religion
>>220504917>Lombardy
>>220504917Can you not? Leave the poor nafris alone. They worked really really hard to immigrate to Iberia and it's not fair for you to do a chud revolution and kick them out. Just enjoy the oud music, take the sepsi pipe and smoke some high quality Moroccan hashish and chill out! It's not so bad living with nafris! Please don't do an autistic chimp out and kick them out. Iberia is more beautiful than north Africa from a natural beauty stand point, please don't do this to us. Don't be an asshole, anon.
>>220504984You are a chud and you belong under italian heel
>>220504665Dopo pranzo vedo di installarlo daiMenù? Per noi risotto con asparagi come primo e agnello al forno con purè come secondo, più torta salata di erbette come antipasto
>>220505089Clazzico pranzo ma di solito si fanno le patate arroste mai sentito purè a Pasqua. Da noi si fa la frittata con le erbe non la torta salata
My lunch will send a few freaks flying.
>>220505133What are you cooking? Frenchoids are mental with their overengineered meals
>>220505133>>220505146
https://x.com/sentdefender/status/2040693500568616965>>220505146A picture will come soon.
>>220505089>>220505119un po' di tutto visto che si fa in famiglia, spezzatino, frittata, rosbif, uova sode, tiramisù e goduria>>220505089sounds good, nessuna pressione, se cambi idea sul giocare insieme droppa pure l'id, ma magari sabato ti annientano e disinstalli lel
>>220504750>Just act like a colonial power bro
>>220505119Io avevo voglia di purè quindi ho fatto quello>>220505204Non mi piace giocare con altri, non è niente di personale
>>220505230e giochi a tf2? sei strambovabbè nulla di personale
>>220505211It's a sad world we live in, Spaniard, if you're not sitting at the table then you're on the table awaiting the butcher's knife to carve you up like a roasted game hen.There is no justice in this world, it's a rape or be raped world.
It didn't last long, but lol.
>>220505257Nel senso che preferisco giocare autonomamente e non in gruppo con altri, poi in generale quello è l'unico multigiocatore che ho
>>220505284Idk what should I see
>>220505355Malta is no longer part of north Africa, I think that's what he wants you to see.
>>220505384What we want to see it's you leaving this general
>>220505456This
>>220505456Okay, bye... </3I'll see you guys tomorrow.
>>220505355Lecce as the capital of the Byzantine Empire.
>>220505456No need for such hostility.
after being nagged to death, I've finally been to the Eiffel tower if I wanted to see niggas and people selling chink shit, I would better stayed in Huezilcool statue of Maréchal Foch though
*annihilate /med/*>>220505456Bit rude innit>>220505485Oh
>>220505511BOOMA
>>220505513I'd eat.
>>220505513This is the meal of someone that loathes himself
>>220505560Don't. I'm making a pizza with halal pepperoni. You should come over to my house for lunch instead of the french anon's.
>>220505591
>>220505593I'm good.
>>220505666... Okay, Suit yourself.
>>220505529Salut mec, joyeuse Pâques how are you doing today?
Morning fellas.Happy Easter to whoever celebrates it today. Don't really like this album.
>>220505692Doing ok, walked and eating sloppa.Next week should be nicer :)glad to see you did not turn insane with your colleagues
>>220501820Pascha is next week
>>220505729good to know you're having a good time >you did not turn insane with your colleaguesI'm sure I'm beyond madness at this point and seeing niggas scamming tourists didn't help
>>220505802i have a great pic for a booma-edish btwwhen do you leave france ?
>>220504268<3>>220504580This webm is both funny and sad. >>220505513it's corn and what? buckwheat? I'm not really a grain connoisseur >>220505593looks good, using this pan will yield a crispy bottom
>>220505887we call it lentilles, seems to be the same thing pretty much
>>220505929No that's lentils, they are different things.
>>220505953different but very close hence the "pretty much"or maybe not idk
>agree with mom for them to arrive at 11h30>she appears at 10h30>everything is mid preparations>what are you doing this at this hour? We agreed at 11h30>nu-uh we clearly said 10h30, I remember it very well>look at sister>don’t look at me I told her it was at eleven>we clearly said 11h30 mom>sister is seething from having to get out of bed too early after studying all night>grandpa mad because he was dragged out of his home at 10h o’clock but thought he’d be leaving at 11>succubus seething because everything is mid preparation and is not perfect to receive guests>mom is seething because she thinks she’s right and we are mad at her for no reason>dad doesn’t care, defends mom and is downing moscatel with a “don’t push me into the argument” faceMom is getting crazy, I can feel it. She used to have pin point punctuality.
>>220506082She just wanted you to remember that the succubus is a foreigner to the family and she's the only woman in your life.
>>220506082It's sad watching your parents grow old a faible. In fact it's the saddest feeling ever. Put up with it anon and remember the good times, remember they won't stay with you forever so hug them and kiss them and tell them you love them as much as you can before it's too late.
>>220506082Yeah my mom also is starting to forget. And the holiday chaos is very familiar to me. Still at least you are together, that's all that matters, cherish those moments anon no matter how chaotic they are.
I made a seafood feast yesterday, shrimp and rice and there's mussels underneath.
>>220506479Oh my mamma Mia! :0Dat shi looks good, cuh!
>>220506479BasedCatnigga would love this...
>>220505170Has Soyence gone too far...??
I require the presence of a certain Ango-Saxon individual.
>>220506479A shrimp fried this rice?
>>220505513Mon frere, porquois?
Prepraed a herb battuto from my garden with chives, rosemary, garlic, lemon balm, sage, oregano and thyme and put it on the kid meat cooking in the oven. Added some white sine too
having my friend over for easter i cant wait till she talks to me about black dick all day yippeee
>>220504750lol
>>220506708dangerously basedwhat kid doe>>220506666Because numbers.
>>220504750it's amazing how your fantasy is just selling out your fellow nafris to foreign powers for a promise of being less humiliatedeven in your ideal world you're a cuck country
>>220505850my flight is tomorrow
>>220507029how long did you stay? feels like you were gone far much longer than expecteda shame, i will be in Paris soon, could have black-mogged (You)
>>220506957I read the prince by nicolo machiavelli every night... Fun fact it was Stalin's favorite book.
>>220507175i think we can find out what causes cuckoldry genetically by studying the average nafri malemost people's biggest aspirations are to be butt raped by europeans
Today's slop, chicken and rice with onion, garlic, lemon peel, freshly ground pepper, herbes de Provence and a knob of butter at the end.Didn't have the Italian sweet pepper I normally add because my mum mercilessly stole it.
>>220507208Smellissimo
>>220507208>eats the exact same stuff everyday >I'm not autistic bro I swear
>>220506955>dangerously based>what kid doeKid goat
>>220507571Ah yes.
>>220507340Dont be a cunt, mona
>>220507723no he/she is rightneurotypicals go insane if they eat the same thing twice a week
>>220507340>>220507793>>220507723proof
>>220507193I think you should fuck off before I shove a pike up your rectum and lather you up in olive oil (high quality Extra virgin Tunisian olive oil) and grill you over an open fire.Piece of shit asshole.
>try playing some dishonored>bro just shoot whale oil reserve o algo
>>220507885you are a fucking cuck man there is no two ways about itthere is appreciating the west which i do and there is wanting them to come over and take over your country and be a cuck for hopes of getting a slightly better lifei get that cringe though i used to be like that when i was youngeryou must be early 20syou'll realize it's retarded as you grow older
>>220506553>>220506554Thanks, hope he fixes his PC >>220506638No, made the rice first put it to the side, then started cooking the mussels in the wok, before putting the lid on I dumped the rice and the shrimp on top so they would steam all together, it worked out perfectly. >>220507208Nice, I wouldn't call this slop.
>Why Catnigga can't post right now
Morning climbing sesh with fren then 'za together.Then I had to rush back home to let out a big steaming runny shit.Overall a good first half of the day
Did a quick 20 kilomeme on me bike lads. Will do the same tomorrow.>>220504984You do NOT look like that tho.
>>220507793>>220507856Touch grass redditard
>>220504917i thought you gave up
>>220507911Should make seafood risotto instead of steamed assembled sloppa
>>220507340>>220507793I'm confirmed neurotypical.>>220507902Playing the first DLC? Yeah those guys at the refinery are one of the hardest to deal with, I generally just avoid them, the refinery have some high up places you can snoop around.If they annoy you too much you can also blow up the building.
>>220507943Zased.
>>220504917I remember CK2 being ridiculously easy
>>220508007Italians really cry and shit their pants when someone is eating anything else that isn't their nonna's recipe.
>>220508010No i mean the challenge kind of thingthen i tried the delali thing with daud but instantly gave up after being spotted because.. murder bad
>>220508007I wanted to make it that way, also I wanted a good presentation. I've never made risotto desu, I don't eat much rice as it is.
>>220507943Nice, what kind of za? >>220507946Based Magyarino
>>220507943Should have asserted dominance and dumped that shit into the toilet of the climbing gym.>>220508087Btw forgot to reply to your post.Food looks really good chef.>>220508010>I'm confirmed neurotypical.A 10 minute test is fake and gay. You should know this you smart nigga.
>>220508045It's just better, do you think I've never had steamed rice sloppa? Im speaking from experience but spanish cuisine is poopy crappy honestly >>220508069It's easy, you could have made some broth with a bit of onion, celery and carrots and two or tgree shrimp heads. Then thinly cut scallion or onion and fry it in olive oil, after that add the rice and a but of white wine and let it evaporate, after that you start adding broth, just enough ro cover the rice and keep adding it as it gets absorbed. It should took 20ish minutes. When the rice is almost done you can add tthe cleaned shrimps (remove the shell and the poop), in 5 minutes they should be cooked with the rice. You can add the mussels in a similar way I guess but I prefer to cook them in another pan and then add only the fruit without the shell, you can use their salty water as a substitute for salt and dump it in the broth before starting to cook the rice
>>220508045Risotto is really the only way to eat rice
>>220508047>instantly gave up after being spottedNeurotypical momentAndalussy could never
>>220508225I wanted it to be a lighter meal. I did save the mussels stock so maybe I'll try that next time, I have watched how risotto is made, it does seem like it would be tasty, I've never had it. I also have some shrimp stock in the freezer that I made from shells and heads a few weeks ago. >>220508202Thanks fren, it was tasty. >>220508267Asian fried rice is also pretty good.
>>220508280
>>220507994Yeah, I thought so too.
>>220508267I like steamed basmsti, but it's a whole different type of rice
>>220508032It depends on the difficulty you're playing on, luck, and where you start on the map.
>>220508288I don't want Asian anything, thanks
>>220508267Not when 'ross il-forn' exists.
>>220508328np
>>220508328Why are veneti so xenophobes? Go drink PFAS enriched Po sacred water
>>220508386Dove abito io non c'è stata quella roba per fortuna
>>220508047My man you can't just give up the Daud DLCs are the best part of Dishonored.>>220508225>It's just better, do you think I've never had steamed rice sloppa? I'm not saying it's better or worse but there is a lot of good food outside of Italian cuisine.>Im speaking from experience but spanish cuisine is poopy crappy honestlyYou should try papas a lo pobre.>>220508267Bait or severe mental retardation?I do like the idea of cooking rice with a stock, but even within cooking rice in a stock there are so many good ways to cook it other than risotto, and outside of cooking in a stock white rice is good too, obviously it's too plain on it's own but it can be a good carb accompaigned with some form of protein and veggies.>>220508328Racist scum.
>>220508343I love that dish too, so I include it in the accepted list
Mom is being extremely passive aggressive.(She still doesn’t know she’s going to have another gnomie).
>>220508529Time to send her flying.
>>220508529>(She still doesn’t know she’s going to have another gnomie).
>>220508547>>220508556We’ll only tell her at the 3 month mark (after all the necessary exams are made to know the fetus is 100% healthy)./med/ knew at the two month mark.
Do /med/ders like licorice?
>>220508300Though, perhaps this might be my last try. I don't know.
>>220508591>/med/ knew at the two month mark.I didn't know
>>220508591OMG you're having another kid!! Congratulations bro! That's awesome news. >>220508598I don't think I've had it.
>>220508598No. Dadberg does.>>220508631Snoozing too much lil Momo.
>birthing new people in this hellish landscapeGood luck. Personally Im very much inclined in leaving this world to africans and indians, they are gonna turn every corner of earth into their own hell until the Sun will burn them all
>>220508730Soy take
>>220508753It's a future already set in stone.
>>220508295Still howling at the reddit post where hundreds of comments were saying how he is going to slay a different pussy every night in college because he is le based alpha chad who punches fascists.>>220508598Last time I tried it was as a kid when I was like 7 or 8 and back then I did not like it. Maybe I would like it now, idk. I should try it again sometime.
>>220508782The roots arent that bad. Supposedly they male your teef whiter too
>>220508024Nice 'cap>>220508087Went for a 4 cheese pizza, I'm a big, big fan of CP :)>>220508202I was already out of the 'zeria when I had the urge and it was unstoppable, like a "you got 5 mins to get there" kinda shit. I had to abandon her and speed the hell home
>>220508782You should, I think it's a good flavour
>>220508708Blaming cagie
>>220508807>>220508850Desu I thought we were talking about picrel. Are we talking about the plant?Don't think I ever tried the plant, idk.>>220508830>I'm a big, big fan of CP :)GMAN NO DONT PUT YOURSELF ON THE 3 LETTER LISTS
At long last, I ate a piece of figolla.
>>220508830Also>herErm...Is she breedable?
>>220508898Yeah licorice is an edible plant, those are the candies
>>220508906A piece of figa
Correction, I did have risotto in Milan, it was homemade though and not made by Italians.>>220508830lel
>>220508898too late bud, they're at the door...>>220508924she is, Brunester met her akshually, he can attest to that. She got a nice ass.
>>220509135>he can attest to thatShe owes me sex.
>>220506082least contentious tuga family>>220506479looks good>>220507091at the end it will be 18 days>could have black-mogged (You)literally impossible, not even the dudes selling stuff at the Eiffel tower we're able to
>>220508598Yes. Most people hate it.>>220508631Know you do, got to be on the lookout for /med/ happenings.>>220508693Danke schön!>>220508730Sometimes you have to row against the tide.>>220509135Post ass NOW.
>If I nail you to this cross, will you die?>It would be extremely painful.>You're a big prophet.>For you.>Was getting crucified part of your plan?>Of course.>Well congratulations, you’re crucified! Now what’s the next step in your master plan?>Crashing this Sin... With all redeemed!
>>220509174>at the end it will be 18 daysZamn! Almost got a possibility to go this week, but expected you to be out alreadymaybe it would not have happened that week even if i wanted to doebeit3 weeks out, can't imagine the amount of shit you will come back to kek
>>220508830>I was already out of the 'zeria when I had the urge and it was unstoppable, like a "you got 5 mins to get there" kinda shit. I had to abandon her and speed the hell homeBeen in those situations but I do the needful, I dont care hehe, I think Ive told the small dorm apartment story before
i wanna see the venetian arsenal so badi saw the arsenal in graz it was so cool
>>220509012Mai.
>>220509193When do you know if it's a boy or a girl ?
>>220509432In two months or so.
>>220509161sorry pal, Catnigga and I got dibs on all hairy portuguese qts>>220509193No, that would be rude!
>>220509546*ahem* not ALL of them.Then post your ass then Gman, make it as hairy as possible (strong magyar deterrent).
Testing 4chanx captcha vs. native extension.The winner is native
>>220509672My ass is pretty underwhelming, you wouldn't like it fren.I got the small peach hank hill ass
>>220509672>make it as hairy as possiblehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnDhyWnHPD0
Starting to hate the internet https://www.youtube.com/shorts/IfixRIPTPuY
>>220509677Use 4chanXT.>>220509709B-but what about your female friend’s ass?
>>220509746Female fren ass is quite bubbly and strong. Also nice hippa. Don't got pics doe because I am le nice and want to avoid jailtime for now
>>220509840>nice hippaOh god.
>>220509885me seeing her climb while i was with Girondinoalso she was polite to me so i imagined our life together and thought about breeding her
>>220509923Why didn’t you?Are GMan’s female acquaintances literal demons put on this world to forever seduce men but never do more than that? Is this some kind of Sisyphus thing?
>>220509923why not ask her out? romantically speaking
>>220509993Not him but would be difficult since Brunester was with Gman only for a couple of days
If she spoke about me, Girondoid would have told me besides.>>220509979Was leaving soon and also see the rest of the post. Plus a TRVKE from Gman.>>220509993700km
>>220508591O caralho, I didn't knewparabéns gajo>>220508830>I'm a big, big fan of CP :)yooo, G-man... You good there dude?
>>220510008>>220510050Oh I see I thought you were him>>220510089cram it
Easy no cap.
>>220510089I thought it was something else on first glance.
>>220509256and I discovered I'll have to come back on june>can't imagine the amount of shit you will come back to kekrather not think about it
>>220510089>chocolate instead of coffee
>>220510385>I'll have to come back on june
>>220510420i like coffee too, mumberg thought i did not like it when she bought them back then
X'biċċa ta' figolla din.
Páscoagal
>>220510461
It sounds like there's a singer living in the vicinity.
>>220510064The BBC gene marches on.>>220510089I really don’t like éclair.>>220510385FROG’D
Do you collect rocks iyc, /med/?
>>220510886>tf>tp
>>220510924Stop empowering such posts with (You)’s.
>>220510924Nah that's bullshit, the Magyar just pretends to be gay as a baitMoselle on the other hand is zesty as fuck but tries his hardest to hide it
>>220510924I wanted to write something like>gman should get this rock to pull baddiesBut that would have been gay.
>>220510997Moselle literally blindfolds himself when taking a shower not to see his own cock thoughbeit.
>>220510886C R A MRAM
>>220510986It's antisemitic to not give xir (You).
>>220510997Magyar is prison gay. Once he stops being retarded and tries a girl once again all his boy thoughts will evaporate.Momoselle is the straightest of us all.Andaluzanon is the gayest, even more than breizhanon.
damn it really feels like summer out there>>220509923>also she was polite to me so i imagined our life together and thought about breeding hervery relatable>>220509885Exactly...>>220510089damnnn...
>>220511131>Andaluzanon is the gayest, even more than breizhanon.Expand on your theory
>>220510886Moselle dad does
>>220511131Please drop the /med/ gay tier list.
>>220511131If I don't get an Italian gf I will kms.
>>220511037That's exactly what I am talking about, he is overcompensating >>220511131I wouldn't mind if he got some pussy or some ass either, I just wish he would stop wasting time
>>220511188Andaluz is the person with the most potential out of all of us.>not a gnome like portuchad>strong and wide backed>nice hips and butt (girls love that)>can cook (unlike brunester)>has a job>100% neurotypical, medically approved (tm)>war scars>head full of beautiful brown locks>latino flavourYet he chooses to simply not approach women. Why, you ask? Because he’s the zestiest, fruitiest of the group. He just can’t approach women.And another clue? All his anime qts are flat chested and hipless.>>220511212From gayest to straightest.>andaluz>breizh>new germ guy>croatfren (certified bisexual)>nwahposter (trannyposting)>magyarPOWER GAP>all othersPOWER GAP>momoselleDisclaimer: my gaydar might be broken.
>Small Umayyad revolt next to our borders.>One province goes independent after it is over.>province so happens to be owned by a catholic and de jure part of one of my duchy titles.>Accepts vassalisation offer.Every drop counts.
>>220511465
>>220511465That's stupid, he can't get any because he's short and autistic, no need to make it more complex than that
>yay 21 c today!>raingod is scourging me
got out-kikedplanned to visit a place that was free for neet but i didn't book quickly enoughthey still have tickets, but only paying onesit's the "only a % of free ticket per day" fucking me overneets are the most oppressed pipo
>>220511465You don't understand, he's 172cm tall, so he can't live a normal life although we're a nation of midgets
>>220511607He’s not autistic as laid out by a medical exam.Also taller than some /med/ers.>>220511699Fuck off and get a job you blood leech (accelerate).
>>220511778they reject me (because i'm a neet)
I wish I had the same undomitable boomer >not my problenspirit portubro posses
>wake up>scared because I looked at the clock and I'm going to be late to work>remember I haven't worked in 2 years>drink a cuppa, make some sloppa>have interview with HR bitch, wear a shirt but be naked below belly button as God intended>check my bank account>2300 euros arrived>say some bullshit reason as to why I won't go to the place I wanted to go>ehm...>THE FUCKING FREE TICKETS FOR NEETS ONLY sold out>cry a bit about it>fly to Thailand>fly to some Ski resort>fly to Sbain to meet Andalussy and dab on his cagie ass>"I suffer in France"Why the fuck is he like this lads?
>>220511796I purposefully gave up on female in my university years, you are undatable for the younger gals even if they are attracted to you because they expect you to provide
>>220511831Gibs arent infinite, there are people more deserving too (joggers and pakabanglistanis)
>>220511841i mean the jobs rejects me because of neetdombeing a neet also sucks with girls but i got the most action when i wasn't really working (paid though)and the girls didn't expected me to provide because modern world o algoit's partly a copelook at the amount of massive retards with gfsconfidence > money
>>220511870>Gibs arent infiniteLol, lmao even.Just tax the younger generations more and import thirdie labourers willing to work 72 hours a week.t. boomer
>>220511831He's just like me!
>>220511915>look at the amount of massive retards with gfs>confidence > moneyThey are massive liars too. Women are dumb yes but sooner or later they catch up to their bullshit
>>220511796I read an article on the internet that told me girls are attracted to dangerous man. Being black, you’re already 90% there.>>220511808I do not understand your reasoning.>>220511831The world hates him because it does not understand him.
>>220512030>portubro why are you having children in niggerhell???>lol, lmao even
>>220512103Portukiddos will blend in the brown hordes
>>220512103Uhhh, you haven’t been following the script.
>second day of gardening>no negative thoughts>no thoughts about foids>no lustful thoughts>no thoughts about the impending doomMaybe the monks of monastic orders knew a thing or two
>>220512311t. Diocletian
I'm a dangerous man
>>220511465>>not a gnome like portuchadI'm very short.>>nice hips and butt (girls love that)Girls don't like wide hipped guys.>>war scarsIt's a bruise, and it's fading away.>>head full of beautiful brown locksKinda gay for you to say this.>Yet he chooses to simply not approach women.I used the scientific method to determine that approaching women would be a waste of time.>All his anime qts are flat chested and hipless.Untrue, for example my favourite from STR is Hizuru.>>220511727The average zoomer (I'm a zoomer) is 180 cm tall.
>>220512348I also cut a fig tree branch that I airlayered one year ago and then planted it in a big pot/vase. That tree makes big green fruits, BUT I dont know where to plant it in one or two nore years after it sprouted big strong roots. It already looks like a perfect cute small tree so it's perfect it would be a shame if I cant find a place to plant it
>>220512538
Savescumming. I hate it, but I'm too dumb that I have to do it just once.
>>220512462Girls like man butt THOUGH.And regarding the hair, you’re ahead of 99% of /med/.>scientific methodDoes not work on w*men.>HizuruVery heteropilled, I will now watch STR.
>>220512634Just play as zoroastrian in 800 AD and have sex with your sister and mother
>>220512654Girls like strong muscular round glutes, not wide hips.>>220512655If you do this in the Yookay and the police finds your save files you will be jailed for up to 5 years btw
>"Praise be to Allah." - President DONALD J. TRUMP
>>220512654>I will now watch STR.If you unironically mean that and finish it before Momo I'll absolutely be howling.You should watch it btw. Brunecel should watch it too.
>>220512751Andalussy speaks about Golden Kamuy thoughbeitever
It's always when I leave /med/ for a second that people like to talk about me
>>220512798I recommend both, although lately I was talking more about Golden Kamuy because I watched it more recently.
>>220512808Stop smoking, it's bad for you
>tranime site down againIt's joever.They be updating they site but fr it be taking them too damn long.Either that which iirc is the case or idk what they are doing.>>220512798Yeah that's because he finished it recently.At least he would have finished it had the nips not outjewed him.
>>220512686I doubt it, when they have pakis fucking their cousins all over the place.
>>220512824I don't smoke but Apu does.Speaking of smoking, new coworker smokes e-cig and it always smells like hazelnuts in the office because of it.
>>220512870Muslims can do it in real life, fapping kuffars, however...
>open website of bookstore>get flashbanged by the cover art of a book released in 2017 which book intitiated a conversation between me and a nerdy girl with nerdy glasses back in 2018 or 2019Who the actual fuck puts a book from 2017 on their front page in 2026?It's fucking over anyway. Absolutely blackpilled.At least in the meanwhile I found another tranime site where I can watch tranime in the meantime. Not only that but it also has the tranime in 1080p while the site I usually watch tranime on cuz of autism only has it in 720p.
>>220513191good thing you found another website to escape tinder
>>220513191I usually go to wcofun to watch anime desu
>>220513227
>my ultimatum expires soon>p-please answer
And with that last holy war without any help, because apparently the crucifix is just for show, I quit. Utterly ridiculous. No, I won't player an easier difficulty and no, I won't play an easier realm. I have way too much hours on this game, with nothing to show, but that's true for any game I've played for a significant amount of time.
>MetzMomolino btfo
>>220513546All the save files, gone. Eh.
gonna build 40k marines and get for the emperor achievement then call it quitsthis was a wild switzerland run and everything that could go wrong went wronginstitutions suck and it feels like you can never get ahead as europe at all i wish they went back to the old system
>>220514139didn't know it was that rare of an achievement
Craziest timeline kek
>>220514266I'm not the only one crashing out.
>>220514266>censoring fuck and bastardszoom...
>>220514266Wait >>220512712 is real
>>220514323kek that's for sure, sorry for the savefiles doe>>220514383found it like this
>>220514481i know you didn't do that im still annoyed
>>220514266here i went and screenshotted it myself
>>220512103>just give up and become an unlovable incel like me bro
>>220514481Eh. I removed them because of the mod issues. I was hoping to recreate them on a higher difficulty, but...
>>220514266MASHALLAH
Greasy.
>>220515700What's greasy here? It's just ham and mushrooms Anorexic ass nagger
>>220515837His shits after he eats the ‘za.
>>220515837From my point of view it was greasy, maybe you don't see it as well on the picAlso I'm fat.
TV mentionned the do nothing, win strategy of china
>>220516221>do nothing>dont get oil from Iran Genious
>>220514851>guve up There is nothing to give up, do you think this floating ball of an earth is going anywhere? It's all for nothing.
>>220516517Why live then, might as well end it now
>>220513915I already accepted that they're gonna be relegated, my only hope is that Real win the champions league and France the WC to save this horrendous season.
Baking an edish
New : >>220516967
Before it's too late.
just beat ascension 10 as ironclad in slay the spire 2 lads
