juno edition
This is British
feel like shite
>>220502881tell em off yank. they'll never be a white majority country like us
Don’t know what to say really
reckon we should re-colonise Ireland
>>220502902"Like us" nobody claimed that. Are you transgender by chance?
>>220502915there's doing just fine colonizing themselves they don't need u bong
going to bed now
>>220502919boomers shouldn't stay up past sundown
For me, it's auto-update by default and image hover
>>220502926nite sleep well brisher
good morning lads, any plans for today?>>220502926night mate
you lads done your wudu this morning?
>>220502913bulldoze london
Christos Anesti
shhh, the spacemen are sleeping
funny mustache man was right
look at this cool bridge
>>220502915Can you please let the former dominions come back. But leave South Africa out.....
>>220502955wow cool bridge
This German lad does some cool videos on mathematical simulation. His latest is on crowd crushes:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVAmZGCvIRMSharing it because my own youtube algorithm is diabolical dogshit so I feel the need to spread the good word for non dogshit videos.
>>220502965>crowd crushesthis would go crazy on /sp/
the first person to ever do a space walk got stuck outside in space for 12 minutes because his suit inflatedimagine that
might let a man ina dress suck it, idk yet
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbNsY6j9xSche got away with it because of how primitive your investigation tech was
>>220502955been chased over that by a giant monkey
>>220502861copeyou can't keep ignoring spiritual matters
Moon landings never happened. Some cringe propaganda between the US and Soviet Russia from 60 years ago still has mongs transfixed.
i cant cope with the fact that britain will no longer be majority white british
>>220502990Yeah, things weren't that advanced in the 70s and 80s. Also the police didn't really care to investigate it because they didn't give a fuck about prostitutes going missing.
professional rapist reacts to top 10 movie rape scenes
>>220503006neither will any country. that's the point of a great replacement, we're getting replaced
>>220503006mate come off itthe UK is still 77% white Britishvery unlikely it will drop below 50% in our lifetimes
>>220503006They're not as bad compared to us. Anglos here are like 30% of the white population.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qc9i8LPdELw
>>220503043Keep that gay shit in Sydney or Melbourne or wherever you're from
>>220503026to be fair it was 95% white british 40 years ago
what if the jetpack thing stopped workingthat would be scary I bet
happy easter britbros
good morning to my fellow easter celebrators
>>220503068yeah and there has been a decrease in the actual population as well by about 2 million overall and several thousand in every region apart from the southwest and east midlandskinda grim now that I've started thinking about itLondon's white British population has dropped by almost a million people since I was born
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQ4zKV1-5nk
>>220503109gm little britbro
>>220502915please do it properly this time. last time you tried you left us here without support and we had to move to the north east to avoid fenian domination
>>220503109
>>220503124happy easter lad
just found out jedi survivor requires minimum 8gb of vram. oh well that explains textures not loading properly
>>220503133VVVGGGHHHH
It was well sad about Jesus dying on Friday but that's the end of that story and nothing will change about it today. We have to just accept it
>>220503012+1
what if they went to the moon and they found a green alien there
>>220503161well he came back didn’t he
>>220503172It'd be dismissed as AI slop
>>220503043that lads got his willy caught in a slinky
>>220503172americans will just deep-fry and eat it
hungover as fuck with a maccies breakfast on the way its how jesus would have wanted me to spend today
>>220503177no no that's impossible. He cannot come back to life today
need to go get a haircut laterfuck my miserable piece of shit virgin chud life
>>220503181About what Germans would do if they found a turd on the moon.
bit of me, him
>>220503198Please highlight your incel posts with a dumb frog avatar in future
>>220503198
Easter?
>>220503201nothing wrong with eating it raw like our ancestors
>>220503198mum making you get a haircut for Easter?
>>220503196pretty sure i read somewhere about his resurrection mate
>>220503177uhh spoilers
>>220503212i meant eating the turd raw, not eating our ancestors raw, we aren't animals!
>>220503216no it just needs cut and I can't do it through the week as I'm toiling in the wage mines
easter
might eat my entire chocolate egg in one sitting while crying
>>220503160Ireland would fit nicely into that little gap between Scotland and Wales could we get a big chain and tow it over and move the Isle of Man down a bit near Aberystwyth
any lads here shagging escorts today or tomorrow?
>>220502868
Been paying £750 mortgage for 18 months and so far I've only paid off £5000
this gimmique insists on itself
toilberg gave me an easter egg
Why does GDP have to always go up again?
>>220503282is that for your newly purchased first home on a main road?
>>220502965cool video lad thanks for sharing>>220502955cool bridge lad thanks for sharing
>>220503273Good idea.
Sir Donald Christ will rise again
>>220503294got a creme egg from the chaplain but that's it :(
Is Russell Hobbs a quality brand or known to break?
>>220503295So debt can always go up
i post in brit whenever i seek genuine male validationbecause everyone's a chad here
A lovely lazy Sunday today, to go along with my lazy Saturday and lazy Friday. Might have a lazy Monday too.
you're not even close to basedline anon
>>220503322r u cute
>>220503330based and snoozepilled
>>220503333im 15cm, uncut and cant grow a beard
>>220503331
*starts oscillating*
if ur cute and smol ill put my eggs into your basket x
Why have I downloaded tons of movies and TV shows when I can just stream them for free? I don't even have a home server or anything what is wrong with me
NAIL EM UP I SAYNAIL SOME SENSE INTO EM
>>220503344What have you been up to bav
Honestly, sometimes it's easier to do something manually then spend a day banging your head against the ChatGPT wall to get it to do a repetitive but boring task correctly
>>220503365better quality
>>220503372hehehe you remember me
Why do jf gays come here
1 extra mortgage payment per year could take 5-8 years off the loan term
>>220503331gyatt DAMMNIT
>>220503381Only virgin nerd freaks can tell the difference between pixels
Why do jf gays cum here
>homosexuality>on Easter DayEnjoy Hell!
when was the last time a girl touched your arm
>>220503382I receive my wisdom from the man upstairs
>>220503386I overpay £100 a month xo
>>220503391ktim and youx
shan't be wanking or having lewd thoughts on this holiest of days
>>220503396too long :(
we're reaching unstable toad levels
>>220503403
>>220503422ill toad in your hole bong ree
garyseconomics has risen
>>220503396sometimes the middle-aged woman at toil touches my arm/shoulder when she brings me a brew and I get aroused im that starved of human contact
Japan is so sovl and bvsed.. everywhere else is a dvmp..
>>220503422It's the German. All they do in /deutsch/ is sit around and post frogs. Extremely autistic general /deutsch/
>>220503427<3
>>220503438Kvlt and trve
vve mvst protect nippon
>>220503422This is what happens when you allow a single anime or frogpost >>220503443Isn't just the German there are some other subhumans doing it
i want to sniff
Dr Victoria Bateman arouses me
>>220503396an escort i saw recently
>>220503436this milf at my toil once leant in and adjusted my tie while I was talking and it felt erotic
escortlad and earlynewcanucklad are the only gimmickers I respect
>>220503458Go back through the thread and look at how many frogs the German has posted.
>>220503004why would the ussr independently confirm it did happen and congratulate the usa
>>220503422
Did some sex this morning
>>220503458>>220503480it's dresden all over again
Got any good eggs yet, lads?
are you allowed to get zooted on the lords day?
>>220503483all part of the plan.
>>220503480They've launched an amphibious assault! It's operation sea lion but all I'm seeing is frogs ahhhhh
>>220503493it's what he would have wanted
>>220503461scromiting
Went a bit gay just then but I'm alright now
>>220503462same. she got her tits out again on twitter a week or 2 ago. not that much of her arse online which is a real shame
>>220503485please imagine I've responded to this comment with that one pic of the lad shuffling his little reddit arms in a restaurant behind a plate of sizzling skewers
>>220503491xl malteser with the malted bits inside the chocolate, it lush
In 500 years, they'll talk about how England was once majority anglo saxon ethnicity, before it came primarily mudshit. How can you let your once great nation turn into an Islamic shithole.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_lG1XE8jYQ
If I'm still alone in old age I'm fucking off to Thailand and staying pissed until i die. Can't stand this
pooyank save her!
>>220503525admirableit will be suicidetoil for me though
>>220503517and the millions of wogs and Mexicans flooding your country is nothing to worry about presumably?
>>220503541buying more whiskeytheyre letting him kill himselfmaybe theyre sick of himpoor lad...
woke up with cold sweats, sore throat, stuffed nose and a naughty hangover ffs
>>220503541Mad how they're just handing out grenades at these care homes not even pretending anymore
>>220503541wonder if he looks at porn on there
>>220503544That's a Japanese called Hiro, owner of 4chan.
>>220503541>laptop wallpaper set to a phone screenshot of an amazon listingTim breaking some new ground here
>>220503541he icon mogs me
>homer bimpson
>>220503548i just can't do that unless I'm terminal and faced with rotting in a hospital bed. definitely not doing that. hope you don't do it bong. find love and hope
nick "i'd rather live in a diverse city" fuentes is right nobody wants to live in a city full of gammons who play snooker for fun and go to church on sunday. variety is the spice of life
>>220503573love short hair on girls me
>>220503585Don't think I bloody asked for an update on bloody nick fuentes did I mate
>>220503561karen carpenter is tim's one love
got the medical assessment asmr on
I liked Elvis
>>220503602sent that freak flying
rorke and leftypol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4wJ2AThDjc
>>220503635sitting in a treek-i-s-s-i-n-g
>>220503637that river is absolutely RIPE for the formation of some ox-bow lakes
>>220503637Do Canadians road trip up there?
and the latest from Adolf Hitler?
>>220503626https://vocaroo.com/1m6TFp16PDQ8
catberg having a little cat dream on my bed :)
Rorke looking up porn filmed in his local area to check if anyone he knows has made some
https://vocaroo.com/1d1refVmckSi
pooing rorke poos
>>220503585Doubt he ever said snooker
>>220503554so hes been free to get pissed this whole time? thats not on
>>220502901What drug gives you this effect (on the picture)?
>>220503748adrenognome
Aphex Twin - aisatana [102]
>>220503679post 'bergo
>>220503679
>>220503754kek
on the train
rorke doing a poo and forgeting to flushleftypol spotting the poo in the toilet bowl and feeling inadequate about the size of his own poos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofBTd_54e5I
rorke putting toilet paper on the orion space toliet seat
They say not allowed on phone at pumpDon’t care m8 am a rebel
>>220503776Horsebjorg status?
>>220503828don’t know, haven’t been home you see
>>220503836just tried to wank to this bitch on simpcity but it wasnt doing it. had to go back to the classics
the main aim of civilization is ordered bodies and disordered minds
>>220503866
Can't decide what fulm to watch
>>220503887Weeeeee
A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To /Brit/
>>220503924passion of the christ, being easter an all
>>220503924the man who laughs 1928the game (1997)upstream colourcoherenceThe Secret in Their Eyes (2009)Wind River (2017)Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy (2011)Blue Ruin (2013)The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo (2011)Collateral (2004)The Departed (2006)Enemy of the State (1998)The Prestige (2006)The Game (1997)The Talented Mr. Ripley (1999)Arlington Road (1999)Army of shadows (1969)maimi viceboogie nightsThe Long Goodbye (1973)may (2002)The usual suspects (1995)gravity (2013)no country for old menblood simplehell or high waterThe Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert FordunbreakableMichael Clayton (2007)Out of Sight (1998)The Limey (1999)Thief (1981)Ronin (1998)Collateral (2004)The American (2010)Haywire (2011)Sideways (2004)Frances Ha (2012)The Player (1992)A Simple Plan (1998)Sexy Beast (2000)The Guest (2014)Zodiac (2007)The Apartment (1960)Network (1976)All the President’s Men (1976)Chinatown (1974)The Conversation (1974)Barry Lyndon (1975)The French Connection (1971)La Haine (1995)The Lives of Others (2006)Cure (1997)Burning (2018)Le Samouraï (1967)The Handmaiden (2016)Blow Out (1981)Point Blank (1967)The Long Goodbye (1973)Body Heat (1981)Midnight Run (1988)The Nice Guys (2016)
Rorke pretending to care about Christianity today
>>220503924North Africa ww2 film
>>220503935>The Long Goodbye (1973)Yeah this one's great
>>220503935>Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy (2011)Most boring fulm I've ever watched
Leftypol pretending to care about Islam 365 days a year
Hate when people are tryhard about movies. There is no fucking way a movie from 1928 is good and yet you put there to look cultured
*pretends to be a centrist when my side gets done*
>>220503935>Collateral (2004)>The Departed (2006)>Enemy of the State (1998)>The Prestige (2006)>The Game (1997)>The Long Goodbye (1973)>Thief (1981)>Sexy Beast (2000)>Zodiac (2007)>Network (1976)>All the President’s Men (1976)>Chinatown (1974)>The Conversation (1974)>Barry Lyndon (1975)>The French Connection (1971)>La Haine (1995)>The Lives of Others (2006)>Le Samouraï (1967)>Point Blank (1967)high kino, these
>>220503960you're a boring mong and that's your entire personality
if I switched to wholesome vanilla porn of just people shagging normally would that make a difference or do I really have to cut out porn altogether
The cinemaThe kinomaThe kinotoriumThe kinoplexThe kinodrome
>>220503924watch Taste of Cherry
>>220503975What are you trying to achieve?
>>220503960its my shortlist of movies im yet to watch, its taken from my massive list where i catalogue every media ive ever seen suggested online as to never run out of things to see
Ok ignored all your suggestions and just watching anime instead
>>220504005ok watch speed grapher (2005)
rorke eating crisps for breakfast
nigga thats nuts!
thought I’d go do some rally style shit on the country lanes this morning but no roads are littered with fucking english tourists doing 40 i DESPISE THEM GO HOME
La Haine is kino but no one is interested in a black and white french film
>>220504031fucking roaring this is me
>>220503935Why have you left out the year for some films?
rorke doing things I doleftypol doing things I don't do
>>220503967based barry lyndon enjoyer
>>220504053Literally me but opposite
>>220503998I'm trying to deprogram and reset my dopamine receptors after years of waking to JAV
>>220504031was literally just doing this
the esteemed yet humble rhinoceros beetle
Is it worth getting Barry Lyndon in 4k or just Blu-ray
>>220504058*bursts into the thread wearing an enormous frilly blouse and shoots you in the chest with a flintlock*
>>220504053rorke is more like a version of me that's mongier, poorer and from burton
>>220504069Hey look it's Heracross
watching blade runner 2049 on the BIG tv
LooolStill can’t get over it. A woman!
>>220503924watch irma vep
Thoughts on this?>The Frontier Thesis is the argument by historian Frederick Jackson Turner in 1893 that the settlement and colonization of the rugged American frontier was decisive in forming the culture of American democracy and distinguishing it from European nations. He stressed the process of "winning a wilderness" to extend the frontier line further for U.S. colonization, and the impact this had on pioneer culture and character
>>220504142Is this catholics?
>>220504144Not fussed
got x files on
https://youtu.be/Oi265I48MdI
>>220504144>He stressed the process of "winning a wilderness" to extend the frontier line further for U.S. colonization, and the impact this had on pioneer culture and characterdid we not also conquer a wilderness?
>>220504174that's a worthless online masters degree lmaopeople just see oxford and think genius
>>220504144How many Americans were frontiersmen? I guess if you were old English, Irish, Scottish, German or Scandinavian stock, but not many Italians or Jews conquering an untamed wilderness
>>220504144dont know about that yanks are goyims
Got a bad back
got the ol' proverbial 3DS out
>>220504215have a stretchx
>>220504159Catholic but reform’d they call themselves
naming my son poo blackman
>>220504194yeah but he was a top trader you see
Thinking of buying a Volvo 240
turns out me and brie larson were born on the same dayi may not be as attractive but it's nice to know a famous actress with access to doctors, dermatologists, plastic surgeons etc still looks way older than i do in my smelly bedroom
>>220504243get an XC70
have the house to myself when i get home, missusberg’s going out to meet her nans and her familymight just have a wank when she leaves
>>220504243sovlvo
>>220504195italians at least had some claim to having built cities in the east coast like new yorkdunno about jews they were rich coming into the americans
>>220504215SPINAL
>>220504245I reckon introverted/shy lads like us generally look WAY younger than we really are. Lack of exposure to sunlight, alcohol, drugs etc.I've met two escorts who thought I was 22 when I'm nearly 30
>>220504267LMAO i thought i was the only autistic person who shouts THPINAL every time someone complains about their backs
get up to the port for port sunday
>>220504266Dunno about rich. They were fleeing the tsar’s pogroms in the pale of settlement
>>220504280lack of sunlight and alcohol definitely, but also lack of stress (no job or relationships) and sleeping 10 hours a night because you have nothing to wake up to
>>220504307bit sad isn’t it
>>220504307I've got a job but it's a fairly comfortable office job so I don't stress too much
>>220503960how would you know?
Watching the Easter service and it’s all old people with a few young choristers. When I was a lad Easter was a huge holiday. Everyone recognised the religious and spiritual aspect of it. Now it’s just 4 days off work and a bit of chocolate. 1800 years of tradition, a thread that tied us all to our shared heritage, just snapped
>>220500372I didn't know who Jay Dyer was but I saw the flag and immediately knew he must be some christcuck """philosopher""" who the yank is now shilling because he's been triggered by some common Sam Harris made 20 years ago about religion.
plans for todayeat some chocolate eggsplay a Pokemon Emerald ROM hackplay some Fire Emblem Awakening (finally trying to finish it after 13 years)watch some Buffy/Angel
>>220504342no one cares godbotherer
i only like married women im a freak like that
rorke man outside going "NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER"
>>220504344catyanks been fellating jay dyer for yearshe's some orthodox debateslop youtuber who calls everything demonic and such
>>220504350you can run from faith, but faith will not run
>>220503960Used to have this opinion as well when I was younger.But then I turned 17 and realised I was just a pleb. Some 1920s movies were better than anything made in the 30s and 40s. The lack of dialogue constraint forced them to tell a story visually instead of relying on dialogue.Give it a change and get a clue
>>220504375I’m not a freak but I only seem to attract married women.
>>220504385not very nice of him, racism isn’t cool :|
thought jay dyer was the lad who fell off a cliff in ibiza
>>220500372watched 5 minutes of jay dyer once and it was immediately clear he's a mong that has read a few books and engaged with none of themstop watching youtube 'philosophers'
David Blaine did the old 'pretend to be dead for a few days' prank anyway so it's not that impressive from the Holy Spirit is it
>>220504389>>220504344it's the same pattern every time with him>reads something by an atheist (dennet, dawkins, harris, random scientists)>gets mad because he desperately wants god to be real>comes to /brit/ and calls the person a retardthis is the same guy who believes in technical investing and telepathy
Boomer tips for being able to afford a house
>Clavicular volunteers to be choked out live on stream and starts seizuremaxxing on the floor
>>220504440it's completely harmless. if you do bjj you'll get choked out a few times and snap back to reality a few seconds later. people saying it gives you brain damage don't know what they're talking aboutand that's not a seizure that's just convulsing
>>220504462I see, and how will this affect cortisol levels
Honestly don't see why anyone should have more than say £20m in wealthBeyond that the state should just take it and put it to use building infrastructure
>>220504440Wish you zoomers would shut up about this cunt. I hadn't heard of him until he started doing these videos where he gets embarrassed and everyone watches them to laugh at him, even though it's the most obviously scripted bullshit. You kids are fucking retarded, stop giving these people attention.
yeah just cut off the oxygen to your most vital organ lads it’s completely harmless trust me
the poonig warsscrannibalgaybius maximusscipeepoo africanus
>>220504455the type of shit your single parent mum living on benefits in a council estate feeds you
there's always one person in the office who still has white bread ham sandwiches and it's always either a middle aged loser or some cheapskate runt
shame iran didn't find that guy first
>>220504475The state is gay and retarded it only serves useless cunts
>>220504483you could have learnt something but instead you decided to be a sarcastic little goblin of a man
in a bit of a mood you lot
>Used to have this opinion as well when I was younger.>But then I turned 17 and realised I was just a pleb. Some 1920s movies were better than anything made in the 30s and 40s. The lack of dialogue constraint forced them to tell a story visually instead of relying on dialogue.>Give it a change and get a clue
>>220504504nought but a pooey hairy arsebum man me
Taking Easter pop music recommendations
>>220504475you might be retarded
think I'll watch dunc 1 and 2 later
>>220504547you schooled him. he will definitely walk away a wiser man today.
>>220504542HERE WE GO AGAIN MOTHERFUCKERS
>>220504397you could at least put a realistic ageno 17 year old is having an epiphany and realising the greatness of 20s cinema
>>220504571same except lynch's dune and starship troopers
shall be bingewatchign dexter today
>>220504475do one zack
>>220504640what season you up tae?
>>220504649mind your own business
>>220504667
>>220504659sent that busybody mong flying
>>220502913Shitechapel moment lmfao
