Flatiron District edition
weird vibes in that last thread
get the prostitutes homocidedget the joints ruinedget the consolebabbies scammed
how about the kinks but theyre chinese and theyre called... you know
vpnyank melty
has anyone ever done the Bateman flex when fucking a prostitute? or had Sussudio playing?
>>220506399heatherpaedo loves the attention
any window open man in?
>>220506374>old jewhe weren't even old mate
I've only spent £2000 in my 17 years of gaming, that's consoles, games, and subscriptions. You've spent £2000 on your RTX 6767 and you'll be replacing it in 2 years for the newest edition Which one of us really got ripped off
>>220506433where do you live? might climb in
>>220506433will be closing my blinds when the sun comes round
>>220506445The post that destroyed /brit/
Balding and farting in my smelly bedroom
omds he's still seething from yesterday
Plan for the aftWash upFizz up some waterChill outCook some foodEat said foodDrink one beer and open my winePlay some video games while drinking my wine and watching some really filthy incest ageplay roleplay pornGo to bed and watch some YouTube or some NetflixSleep a thousand sleeps
>>220506452yesstarting to get to the time of year when sunberg will be doing shinetoil and making the flat quite hot
kill the prostituteyou're my bank
>>220506433nah too loud and I love peace and quiet I have the windows shut and earplugs in
What if in pokemon the winner got to fuck the loser in the arse i think it would change the game entirely
>>220506433YES SIR!!!!!
>>220506445And your tv? Not upgraded in 17years?
>>220506477sounds good I've just put a bottle of wine in the fridge to chill
>>220506445i dont "game" because im not a child
just ran around all morning for no health benefit at all
genuinely why do people walk? seems like such an inefficient way of movement considering what abilities we have, i started doing some kind of hybrid fast walk half jog and its crazy how much quicker i get around literally just float around town while all the mongs walk at 0.5x speed its like a cheat codeobviously you could just run around everywhere but that takes way more energy than my tech, honestly give it a try
researching evidence for the resurrection and you're not going to believe it lads there isn't any
>>220506510spaz
>>220506510more time to admire their arses in leggings if you're walking slower
>>220506510>i started doing some kind of hybrid fast walk half jogthey're calling it the most autistic thing posted to /brit/
>>220506487sometimes in the sex mangas the girl doesn't have enough money to pay the winner so she takes it up the arris
>>220506513yea all that shits made up
>>220506513occams razor, the evidence available at the time supports the event and there is no evidence that contradicts the testimonies of the time.
first chebs i ever saw in a filum were in starship troopers
deeply deranged and dangerous mongoloid in here today
>>220506529why are they so low
>>220506510rorkes drift
rorke zipping up his velcro shoes and jogging through a crowd of people cutting up traffic muttering to himself out loud 'my life is a movie'
>>220506513Any evidence it didnt?
>>220506510love walking me, love ambling around at snail's pace in no particular direction
report from hampshire: the storm is brewing lads
>>220506556how do you zip up velcro shoes
>>220506564one of lifes pleasures isnt it
https://youtu.be/Oi265I48MdI 43:06 chicken stock at lidl yeh? oh my days
Storm Rasheed
>>220506534that's hot. defiling the beautiful is hot
>>220506565will this affect co-op opening times in Manchester? thanks
>>220506510get on youtube and look up the chinese running methodwill change your life
>>220506572
ziedy's falloff needs to be studied
mousey come home
>>220506580for me thats just normal runningproof of how chinese im becoming
just entered pang pangs chamber and got shot in the head, it is the industry standard after all
>Just waiting for a m8
>>220506529sweaty armpit erotic
>>220506603cant make heads nor tails of this sentence
>>220506603Mad that you got exposed as a retard and youre still coping
sir rosenior taking one bite out of each french pastry and waving enough get these away from me
is it gay to fancy a mans arse if its very feminine
>>220506529god I love girls who look like boys
rorke moving to Great Yarmouth
TailsOS wanktoil looms
>>220506529pure sex simple as
If you're struggling with pull-ups, try imaging yourself pulling the bar down, instead of pulling yourself upIt's the same muscle groups that get engaged, but it's easier to visualise and activate those muscles when you imagine yourself pulling downwards
Happy Easter!
>>220506586reckon it started once heatherpaedo gave him the idea to start AI generating gherkins
boy howdy I jus farted something fierce and something unholy left my asshole
>>220506623Sneaking suspicion he's the same mong that got btfo multiple times yesterday too, as he's got the same coping mechanism
cheater cheater lemon eater
>>220506657imgsrc is kill
Happy birthday Jesus
rorke putting himself out there
ALRIGHT /BRIT/ YOU KNOW THE DRILL!!!! HAND OVER THE (YOU)’S AND NOBODY GETS HURT!!!!
>>220506707shes Skyrimchads only
>>220506704fucking UM
>>2205067184 eggs? no need is there
>>220506735>he doesn’t eat 4-6 eggs a day
>>220506714
>>220506718elton john has had his way with your eggs mate
>>220506758a little drop on every onesurprisingly accurate elton
>>220506623>>220506684You're the spastics yesterday that thought owning a £250 console was more expensive than owning a £4000 PC arent you? lmfao mongs
Why doesnt Ben Shapiro DESTROY students anymore ?
poo
why is heatherpaedo obsessed with that 14 year old who was missing
For those who like him.or care Diego will be here on Friday to answer all your questions about The Holy Bible
>>220506775shit is tiring
>>220506778a poo post in a sea of shit
>>220506755fat cunt
>>220506769Still never said how much your tv cost lad.
>>220506775too busy shagging his sister
having two m&s tiramisu hot cross buns with some salted cornish butter on themim gonna COOM
>>220506797that wasn't me, there are multiple people that were laughing at your child-like understanding of finance
New trainers makes you run faster
>>220506804Corr
>>220506794sup mouldie x how's the EW snapping going
>>220506796Eggs are a super food dummy, they contain healthy fats
>>220506809woke cross bun
>>220506815How much did your tv cost? Weird you wont say
>>220506837just doesn't matter
Sup Toadie
>>220506837Its like I said you posed that question to someone else. Since 2009 I had 4 TVs each costing about £250-£350 just regular flatscreens. So add £1000 in total to the count, with the console and the games and subscriptions. In total its still only £2000 since 2009.
>>220506845Seems like it might have some bearing
>>220506853Toadfish Rebecchi? In MY /brit/??
poo for lunch
what does mouldie mean
>>220506814imagine fucking one of them
Dad's having a schizo melty over my brother wanting to come over earlier
Is this console guy heathermong then?
Leftypol on a mad one
Got that OLED TV, me. Lovely for watching cardoons.
>>220506899haha yeah its me heathermong oh my days this is going to do numbers to your paranoid schizophrenia dollymong
really could do with some amphetamines to get through todayabsolutely fucking KNACKERED
We at /brit/ like hotel rooms
trying to understand dialectical materialism and just getting filtered beyond beliefsad to think i would've been rejected party membership and not been one of the local bosses like i dream about
>>220506900grim how paedos simply will not stop, they MUST exercise their compulsions in increasingly bizarre and disturbing ways, preferably in public
>>220506900Pretty fucking advanced form of pervertry here. Recommend fire, and lots of it.
>>220506915alri nick land
rumours flying around that EW is pregnant
absolutely hummin of spunk
ah yes another summer to look forward to with women in the office constantly complaining the AC is too cold when theyre there in their skimpy dresses with their tits and arse output on a coat you stupid woman
heathermong herejust got a £250 consolespaki 190! spaki 190!
>>220506902Laptop's got an OLED screen, I do like it a lot. Would like to get one for my PC, but then I'd need a second because I've got matching display autism. Just too much investment I reckon.>>220506913You on PS4? That's the only console I've gotWanna get a couple games of something in? I'm pretty good at Overwatch
>dollymongheatherpaedo
>>220506978the women in my office had to request those portable heaters in to the office in the middle of May the other year
>>220506978kek just remebered thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNH0bmYT7os
heatherpaedo consolebabby spaki 190 melty!!!
>>220507011haha timmy’s crush
>>220506900Although the implications are grim this image makes me laugh a lot
dollymong dollhouse meltdown
>>220506980>>220507015melty
i remember when the aussiemong talked about getting raped by his father as a child
Adding some valuable information to my Heathermong file
meltdown
Oh no I've been posting in the wrong place. I thought this was Instagram
>>220507064i dont
no one:1960 hyde park katy: the bulbosity of it all!
L U C K Y im luckyY O U are minecos im luckyL U C K Y im luckyY O U are minecos im lucky
few gins to take the edge off before i have to see dad and his partner for easterwould much prefer going to mumbergs
PS5 prices are insane now what the fuck
too many freaks on here these days
right well that's an entire 500g egg down the hatch
>>220507177made himself didnt he its not rocket science
currently at:169 days without porn2 days without masturbatinggot my next escort visit planned for Saturday 11th April
might go for a run
>>220507201 God is not a created creature. God is a base level of reality that eternally exists without dependency.
>>220507204any of the escorts got a £250 console?
bro meeting escorts like a doctors appointment way planned into the future LOL
found out I'm allergic to chocolate
>>220507216says who
>>220507214done my 19km this morning
christfags be like:the first compiler wasn't compiled, it just exists without dependency
/brit/ is classy and sophisticated these days. Like one of them sitcoms with no laughter over the top of it.
might go to uzbekistan
what was the story of the murdered prostitute? i missed it
>>220507332well there are certainly no laughs to be had in this general that's true
>>220507227one of them has a PS4
>>220506900rorke's da
Alright team cooking Easter dinner today if anyone is in Shrewsbury area pop over and you can have some and meet my cats :)
>>220505773Rorke's musings about women
>>220507402Why won't you tell us how much your TV costs?
>>220507407a decent enough smart tv is like £100 mate
povvo andrew tate be like: "what colours your telly?"
WORLD EXCLUSIVE: When Mousey drinks from a bottle he puts his mouth entirely over the opening
oh theyre showering arent they ? oh pre heated showers yeah? oh we hight end now ? we special yeh? oh oh and the special shower gel ? ohh the glamorous lives of gherkin residents oh oh what a life
>>220507433I do this too
>>220506718More of a scrambled eggs guy myself
mad how im actually a boomer born in 1960 as a ovum inside of my mum when she was born
seasideMARK has a VIP pass to the gherkin while Timmy is shitting himself in a care home LOL
>>220507470Something in common with Employed Woman!
>>220507328That's Diego done then
excellent tummydiego have a look at that
>>220507377wouldn't eat anything your freakish man hands have touched lad
>>220507214why are you running?
nah nah nah you see… nahh, no reparations, sorry!
asking chatgpt about how the universe was created
>>220507497They have tummy threads on /wsg/ now so that's goodhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1774217734014853.webm
had a wank
>>220507548what did it say
>>220507538this is in Wigan
chagbt is we gettin another stinalous check
>>220507572idk its too confusing
rorke landing on free parking and DEMANDING to be given all the tax and fine moneyleftypol whipping out his rule book and steadfastly refusing
>>220507583r/tiktokporn, simply love naked slutty solo women
>>220507552Er mate, she looks about 12? Maybe keep your paedophilia to yourself yeah?
unlocking dark mango psychology to manipulate those around me into doing my bidding
>>220507523Only thing that gets me out of the house
Do NOT post the moni booba pic
the indian parliament still had a seat reserved exclusively for anglo-indians but modi got rid of it bladdy benchod
toblerone up the arse
PBUH!
>>220507671hes actually gone mental
fucks sake
>>220507302Based
watching chitty bang bangwant to bang Truly Scrumptious up the chitty
people have 'unprecedented crisis' fatigue. They (me) just don't care anymore.
>>220507538
>>220507671>it's actually realhttps://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/116351998782539414
>>220507671tuesday is power plant day and wednesday is moe's day and thursdays is barneys bowlarama day
>>220507719the new normal innit
it's hilarious how desperate trump is for a deal to save face but the iranians just flatly will not give it to him
>>220507671he's crackedyou've fucking cracked, manyou've fucking cracked
up bright and early, went for coffee and this strange girl just sat down beside me not saying a wordHappy Easter guys
good grief
>>220507719the mental elves have done a number on me
>>220507671harden your heart mister trump
Gazza's economics briv
Happy Easter lads, praise be to Allah
morrowind sex mods
>>220507671not beating the american easter allegations
>>220507739she has that rich girl aesthetic, sex her up
Right then, what's your favourite bible verse
>>220507671if they can save that one prisoner why cant they open the strait
>>220507739IT'S THE JAAAACKET
antiques road show rule 34
how to get body like htis?
watching clitty clitty bang bang on easter sunday
>>220507782I haven't read the Bible. It's just a bunch of fictional myths isn't it. Hat me if you must.
i've destroyed my entire life
>>220507791>>220507794>>220507753pointless posts
>>220507753That's my wife you're oggling there mate
the thirty fourth rule of antiques road show is you don't talk about antiques road show
>>220507809ktim
>>220507809>>220507810snap
>>220507791liked the vid of her in a bikini on insta which she posted a few weeks ago
looking at sex images
>>220507810
>>220507485Disgusting wretch
>>220507837
>>220507810boggles the mind just how much of the overal /brit/ biomass is just dribbling autistic freaks spamming pics of random women for 8 hours straight for no replies whatsoever
Tomorrow will be “Iran have been BEGGING me for a deal and we are very close so I have GRACIOUSLY agreed to extend the deadline for 10 MORE DAYS. Thank you for your attention to this matter! PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP”
>>220507671Ottoman Trump>Several marriages to slavic women.>enabling nepotism by rewarding close friends and family with access to the higher levels of government>Scheming viziers getting up to all sorts behind his back>War and battle with the Persians>Raiding foreign land and extraditing their leaders back to the empire
which one are you?
>>220507739start sniffing around and be like what's that smell? and then start sniffing her and say "yep, that's it" works every time
toilmong salary compare time is it
>>220507870what about 5k-7k? Im in that bracket with a dink household
>>220507671based Trumpster
oh my christ
>>220507879if oyure ont 5-ulk you dont exist
>>220507854good post its actual 0 iq indian brained shit
>>220507866this is it from now until the end of time.
sir shamima begum
>>220507892Nigga has precisely zero rizz
watching frieren:beyond journeys end
>>220507922Nonce
>>220507922Skip to the start of the mage exam, watch that, then don't bother watching any of S2. Ignore this message at your peril.
got an adult woman fetish
brother's been completely longhoused by his wife after having a kidmany such cases!
>>220507935Insane how much of a drop off S2 was after the mage exam
>>220507939says the nigga on 4chan saying shit like "longhoused" im sure he's miserable sleeping in a big bed with his wife
>>220507935stupid>>220507944yes
>>220507939Um having a wife and kid is the greatest lifestyle a man can ever have. There's no way any man can ever be unhappy after achieving life's goal.
My current /Brit/ relationsClose allies and friends >Mousey>Belgian>SpainoNeutral >Bulgarian >Heather poster Enemies >Cansnonce>Swedish horse mong>Timmongs>DTFIC
rorke done up like a kipper
>>220507939>longhousedgood bait word. will catch a few
>>220507919what the hell is that
>>220507782deuteronomy 22:28–29
>>220507939what does that mean
>>220508000Stop. Digging.
>>220507988looks like me dad
shabana mahmood berating joi
>>220507671
>>220507988somebody was paid money to create this utterly disgusting tripe
Wasted my FridayWasted my SaturdayWasted Sunday Will probably waste my Monday
@grok mica tenanbaum joi
how? it's a sunday and it's by the royal mail
>>220507870Apparently I'm in the struggle yet me and the missus bought a house and go on holidays
>>220508057weather's been absolute dogshite anywaywhy don't we get bank holidays when the weather's actually nice in later spring summer or early autumn
any girthy BWCs in
>>220508073They offer sunday overtime delivering parcels.t. worked for them for a time
>>220508086
>>220508083Absolutely gorgeous round my ends but the wind is ruining it
why are americans like this? Hope to see videos of them getting vaporised by 2k amazon drones soon hate them all so much
How do you get rid of old cooking oil if you can't be arsed to go down the dump? Can I pour it down the street drain?
easter egg is wreaking havoc on my guts
>>220508080where do you go on holiday lad x
sunday bloody sunday
>>220508086*raises paw*
>>220508116pour it in the bin
>>220508098what the hell happens at yank easter service
heard rorkes got a velcro wallet
>>220508116run the hot tap and pour it down the kitchen sink
Two-thirds of Japanese backup singers are Black.
May our Christian sisters and brothers know and celebrate the hope of the empty tomb
>>220508116soak it up with tissues and put it in the bin
>>220508151i've got a velcro kangol one
>>220508151prevents my money from flying out x
>>220508139
somethign in the fridge smells like bumsreckon eltons been having a go on my carrots or cucumbers
> "Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the Fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah," Trump wrote on his Truth Social account on Sunday morning.
NEW>>220508215>>220508215>>220508215
need a stinky woman in my life
>>220508201mike tyson spoke of this
>>220508222thast 5 posts early you grubby peon
sir new normal
umthe post count :/
cuppa tea then nap time for me
OH JANNY
FUCKS SAKE
oh my daYYYZZZZZZZZZZ
LET ME TELL YOU HOW IT WILL BENO THREAD FOR YOU NO PAY FOR MECAUSE I'M THE JANMAN
>>220508359>>220508359>>220508359
open the fakkin thread PRAISE ALLAH
>>220508363
an anime edition and you're all using it without any irony let alone giving the weeb any threats
